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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.

00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?

00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.

00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?

00:00:26Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a

00:00:36loner?

00:00:37Never heard of him.

00:00:37I told you, don't come home without the cash.

00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.

00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.

00:00:55You okay?

00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.

00:01:06Not even a thank you?

00:01:08At least tell me your name.

00:01:11It's not important.

00:01:12I'll never look away.

00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.

00:01:21Alright, Xavier.

00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.

00:01:31Alright, let's begin.

00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.

00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.

00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?

00:01:46Just stating the facts?

00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.

00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.

00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.

00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?

00:02:12Is it a big deal?

00:02:16Is it a big deal?

00:02:20No, it's a big deal.

00:02:20Who...

00:02:22I want to grab him?

00:02:25That's what he's saying.

00:02:26You're going to do this.

00:02:28But I'll do all I'm meant to do

00:02:33I'm gonna come back next to you

00:02:49What the actual fuck?

00:02:55That was unexpected

00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?

00:03:01I thought you got a gaze

00:03:03Hey, you good?

00:03:06I want everything on him

00:03:07And I mean everything

00:03:10Yeah

00:03:23I just sold the damn house

00:03:29What?

00:03:30You had no right

00:03:32That's all mom left us

00:03:33Where will we live now?

00:03:35You want to see your old man

00:03:36Get beaten to death

00:03:38By lung sharks?

00:03:41I need the money

00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling

00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives

00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe

00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues

00:04:06I hear you laughing

00:04:12And I see you smile

00:04:17You know that you're my everything

00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick

00:04:26I want you to be my boyfriend

00:04:42What?

00:04:44Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?

00:04:48a contract are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend real

00:04:54romantic Watson call it a mutually beneficial arrangement see you clearly

00:05:03need money and I need to fix my reputation and well dating the school

00:05:09scholarship golden boys exactly the image boost I need right now you

00:05:13investigated me it's more like damage control you see you made me look like a

00:05:20fool in front of the entire school so now you got to fix it if it weren't for the

00:05:24homophobia rumors taking your poll numbers would you still want to date a

00:05:29guy hell no no no no you see this is just business

00:05:39duration tell the elections over

00:05:42when you're starting to think that you're talking too much

00:05:46I like how we just went and I'm not even slightly afraid to be opening up

00:05:52keep it professional Watson don't get any ideas

00:06:00don't you worry feelings aren't on the menu

00:06:05you look in my eyes and I already hope this last

00:06:12trying hard not to jump not to move too fast

00:06:21let the games begin boyfriend

00:06:28let the games begin boyfriend

00:06:34no one's watching us you can drop the act now you should probably tell your

00:06:37heart rate that jumping like crazy in there whatever I'm leaving

00:06:42hey did I say you could leave we have a frat party today it's time to show off

00:06:49st. mountain's new favorite couple

00:06:58this part of the PR sent you obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this

00:07:03relationship how is it let's make it believable hey look out it's our star

00:07:08quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend

00:07:18let's go all right boys rules are simple ice cube goes mouth-to-mouth no hands

00:07:24that's allowed no drop-in do we really have to do this scared

00:07:41technically this is not sanitary

00:07:44technically this is not sanitary

00:08:00let's go all right

00:08:04let's go all right

00:08:18let's go all right

00:08:31what the hell is wrong with you we need people to buy this right

00:08:41what's that extra credit homework our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry voters aren't convinced

00:08:52well pro tip genius kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway

00:09:09you just ruined our chemistry reference voters want sparks not stats and Mark set

00:09:16up that whole live stream thing so I think it's time to show the world just

00:09:19how in love we are

00:09:21you didn't think to ask me first

00:09:25contract clearly states you do what I say

00:09:29oh why don't you guys get a load of this

00:09:31a robot boyfriend here is glitching again

00:09:34what?

00:09:37hey

00:09:38it's got you so worked up huh

00:09:42you need a shower

00:09:45fine

00:09:46fine

00:09:46but you're joining me

00:09:47and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing

00:09:50it's time to showcase those acting chops

00:10:08come on grab me a towel

00:10:10you didn't think to get one before the strip show

00:10:13I could walk out naked if you're right

00:10:23I could walk out naked if you're right

00:10:26what?

00:10:27why so shy all of a sudden?

00:10:29you can have a quick look if you want

00:10:31maybe uh

00:10:33a little touch

00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you

00:10:38I'm not gonna stop you

00:11:04he's loud

00:11:05seriously

00:11:06well my first impression of him was

00:11:09who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody

00:11:15it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute

00:11:19still loud

00:11:21question number two

00:11:23what's your favorite thing about each other?

00:11:25um

00:11:27I don't know

00:11:28sense of responsibility maybe

00:11:30thanks

00:11:31well my favorite thing about him

00:11:33will have to be his fingers

00:11:35excuse me?

00:11:37long

00:11:38elegant

00:11:40very skillful

00:11:42alright

00:11:43next question

00:11:44next question is

00:11:45who is your most unforgettable kiss?

00:12:06guys

00:12:07major problem

00:12:08someone leaked the contract

00:12:10everyone knows you're faking right now

00:12:16oh my god

00:12:17did y'all see this?

00:12:18this had a freaking contract?

00:12:20yes

00:12:20i thought they were gold

00:12:22what a scam

00:12:27the final debate is in three days

00:12:29if we don't turn this around fast

00:12:31you're finished

00:12:32and i know mark

00:12:33i already got people tracing the hack

00:12:35whoever faking leaked this file is a dead man

00:12:38oh god

00:12:41okay

00:12:41so

00:12:42what are our options huh?

00:12:44everyone's seen the contract by now

00:12:46there's no denying it

00:12:49unless

00:12:51unless

00:12:52what?

00:12:58unless we make it real

00:13:04unless we make it real

00:13:08Xavier

00:13:09i don't care

00:13:10if the contract was fake

00:13:12all i know is at some point it stopped being pretend to me

00:13:15i couldn't stand you at first

00:13:18typical quarterback

00:13:19arrogant

00:13:20fully yourself

00:13:22but then i saw you after practice

00:13:25pushing yourself harder than everyone else

00:13:27and i noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates

00:13:30and the way you'd look at me

00:13:32in class

00:13:33Xavier

00:13:34do you honestly think i've been faking this whole time?

00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop

00:13:54the whole school is watching this feed right now

00:14:03the hacker broke into your laptop

00:14:06the whole school is watching this feed right now

00:14:16i can fake confidence during debates

00:14:19smile through press conferences

00:14:21even pretend i care about school traditions that i don't even like

00:14:25there's no way i could fake this

00:14:27and yeah maybe it started as a deal

00:14:30but

00:14:31now

00:14:33everything i said was true

00:14:42that

00:14:43that

00:14:46was perfect

00:14:48at least the votes won't go down now

00:14:51i've done my bit

00:14:54hey

00:14:56thank you

00:14:59just doing what we agreed

00:15:01but

00:15:02seeing you hurt

00:15:03was never part of the deal

00:15:10i owe you

00:15:11Xavier

00:15:12and listen

00:15:13whatever happens

00:15:15with the election

00:15:15i just

00:15:16it's nothing

00:15:18just stick into the script

00:15:19right?

00:15:21you sure that's all it is?

00:15:24you sure there's no

00:15:25hidden feelings creeping up?

00:15:27god

00:15:28you never stop

00:15:28did you?

00:15:30dead end on the hacker

00:15:31whoever it was

00:15:33was bouncing off multiple VPNs

00:15:36great

00:15:37so we're dealing with the pro

00:15:39listen

00:15:39everybody

00:15:40is going to be watching your every move

00:15:43okay? every look

00:15:44every moment

00:15:45has to be authentic

00:15:48we got this

00:15:49right?

00:15:55oh shit

00:15:57i left my football gear at home

00:15:59that school paper shoots tomorrow

00:16:02you want to come with?

00:16:04sure

00:16:04because i've got nothing else to do

00:16:07come on

00:16:13okay

00:16:13something is definitely going on between those two

00:16:25whoa

00:16:26this is your average family home?

00:16:29it's my father's place

00:16:30not mine

00:16:31meaning?

00:16:33meaning i have an older half brother

00:16:35and a dad who's super big on competition

00:16:37so

00:16:38if i want any part of this

00:16:40family fortune

00:16:41then

00:16:42i have to beat them

00:16:46winning that election

00:16:48it's the first step

00:16:50keep your family drama to yourself

00:16:52i'm not your therapist

00:16:55you serious?

00:16:57i thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable

00:17:00fine

00:17:01i'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind

00:17:03shut up

00:17:05come on

00:17:08alright well

00:17:09i need to go grab my jersey

00:17:10but

00:17:11why don't you read a book or something

00:17:23well well

00:17:25i didn't expect to see you here

00:17:28sorry

00:17:28do i know you?

00:17:32you must be xavier

00:17:35the famous boyfriend

00:17:37and you are?

00:17:39i'm noah

00:17:40alex's older brother

00:17:44ouch

00:17:45cold reception

00:17:48so

00:17:49has alex's fiance met you yet?

00:17:52fiance?

00:17:54oh

00:17:55did he leave out that little detail?

00:17:58this whole fake boyfriend thing

00:18:00he's done it before

00:18:02left quite the trail of broken hearts

00:18:05what are you implying?

00:18:08alex doesn't date guys

00:18:10he'll only get yourself hurt

00:18:13you deserve to be with someone better

00:18:16someone like me

00:18:17are you insane?

00:18:19are you insane?

00:18:19i'm just gay

00:18:21and observance

00:18:23let's not pretend that you're straight too now sweetheart

00:18:31get off

00:18:32get off i'm not

00:18:33then why are you shaking?

00:18:35you're seriously messed up

00:18:36it takes one to know one

00:18:38you can't lie to yourself forever

00:18:42alex can offer you fame

00:18:44money

00:18:44all the shiny things in life

00:18:46but i can offer you something he never could

00:18:49something real

00:18:51get off

00:18:53what the fuck are you doing?

00:18:56excellent timing a little brother

00:18:59you stay

00:19:00the hell away from me

00:19:02you hear me?

00:19:08relax babe

00:19:09it's just some friendly competition

00:19:13i'll be seeing you real soon

00:19:16i can feel it

00:19:19asshole

00:19:19it's okay

00:19:24look

00:19:25don't believe a word he says

00:19:27noah thrives on chaos

00:19:30including the part about your fiancee?

00:19:34look that's just an arranged thing

00:19:36my dad's idea

00:19:37i honestly don't even know her

00:19:39you don't owe me an explanation alex

00:19:42i'm just a part of your PR stunt right?

00:19:46is that really all this is to him?

00:19:49right

00:19:51yeah you're

00:19:53absolutely right

00:19:55i'm heading back

00:19:57no

00:19:57why don't you just stay here?

00:20:00the guest room's open

00:20:02i don't usually stay the night

00:20:05alright then uh

00:20:06let me drive you

00:20:12hello

00:20:13congrats kid

00:20:14you're officially homeless

00:20:17don't bother coming back

00:20:18you're on your own now

00:20:24i guess i might take you up on that offer

00:20:26best decision you're gonna make tonight

00:20:29now let me show you to your room

00:20:32or mine if you prefer

00:20:40you know i always dreamt of going pro in the NFL

00:20:46i'm not surprised

00:20:48you're football crazy

00:20:49yeah

00:20:51i was a quarterback

00:20:53even one state

00:20:55my dad

00:20:56my dad

00:20:57he

00:20:57had other plans for me

00:21:00said he wouldn't have a

00:21:02Watson waste his future

00:21:04throwing a ball around

00:21:06you know

00:21:09so

00:21:09i became the perfect son

00:21:12got straight A's

00:21:14student body president

00:21:17anything in hopes

00:21:18said he let me play football again

00:21:24now your turn

00:21:27secret for secret

00:21:28you've already seen enough

00:21:30my father's a gambler

00:21:32family's a mess

00:21:34there's nothing left to tell

00:21:37see i don't buy it

00:21:39i think you have a bigger secret to tell

00:21:41but

00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud

00:21:50tell me

00:21:51it'll be our little secret

00:22:05i want to be the only one you tell

00:22:08let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart

00:22:10you're wasted

00:22:12sleep it off

00:22:14i'm taking a shower

00:22:25i don't pay you for a cuddler

00:22:27i don't pay you for a cuddler

00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys

00:22:37you'll only get yourself hurt

00:22:42the real secret is

00:22:44i fell for someone i wasn't supposed to

00:22:52Alex

00:22:54don't leave

00:22:55we really shouldn't

00:22:58stay

00:23:00please

00:23:14i know your little secret

00:23:20what secret?

00:23:22it's about me

00:23:25isn't it?

00:23:36Alex

00:23:39tell me

00:23:41everything

00:23:53it was just a dream

00:24:02don't go

00:24:04Alex let go

00:24:05stay

00:24:21alex

00:24:35alex

00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?

00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?

00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?

00:25:09So check it out. Chef Alex's world-famous grilled cheese. Michelin star pending.

00:25:16Did it survive a crime scene?

00:25:18Hey, hey, hey, I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?

00:25:29Okay, fine. Tastes a lot better than it looks.

00:25:33There we go. My boyfriend material or what?

00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.

00:25:49You okay?

00:25:51Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.

00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?

00:26:00Forget it. I'm heading to the library.

00:26:04Xavier, wait, you barely touched your grilled cheese!

00:26:13Come on.

00:26:16Damn it!

00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?

00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.

00:26:32He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.

00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent!

00:26:38Shit! How deep is this old bastard anyway?

00:26:41You're his kid. So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.

00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.

00:26:57Nah. You're definitely involved in it now.

00:27:19Back off, asshole.

00:27:21Who the fuck?

00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.

00:27:45Two grand, two days.

00:27:49Or your old man's missing a kidney.

00:27:59Alex!

00:28:02You okay?

00:28:03No. Are you?

00:28:06Look at your face.

00:28:10You idiot! Why would you do that?

00:28:12Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.

00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.

00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.

00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.

00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.

00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.

00:28:40Your entire dream.

00:28:44I hope all is my dream.

00:28:46You're what I really want.

00:28:48You are insane.

00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.

00:28:57And what exactly do you want?

00:29:00Move in with me.

00:29:01Be my personal nurse.

00:29:08Fine.

00:29:09I guess it's the least I can do.

00:29:15Now feed me.

00:29:17Absolutely not.

00:29:23Alright.

00:29:25Just one bite.

00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.

00:29:48You bite now?

00:29:50You started it.

00:29:52Maybe I'll have to finish it.

00:29:54Won't I?

00:29:57Ahem.

00:29:59Remember?

00:30:00No strenuous activity.

00:30:02Especially involving your arm.

00:30:04But what if Xavier's on top?

00:30:09Kids these days.

00:30:11You are impossible.

00:30:14It's a love story, babe.

00:30:16I'm just staying in character.

00:30:21Fine.

00:30:22If that's what it takes.

00:30:25Welcome home, babe.

00:30:31Ow!

00:30:33Look, I have one arm.

00:30:34The floors are all wet.

00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.

00:30:38Can I get a little help?

00:30:40Nice try.

00:30:41You'll manage.

00:30:49Xavier, help!

00:30:51I slipped!

00:30:55You are unbelievable.

00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.

00:31:09Stop it.

00:31:10Put your clothes on.

00:31:12Are you blushing?

00:31:13I am not.

00:31:15Hmm, sure.

00:31:22Hold this.

00:31:24Now hold that.

00:31:25And if it drops, then...

00:31:27That must mean you want me.

00:31:29You're insane.

00:31:31Maybe.

00:31:42You can start here.

00:31:47Whoa.

00:31:50Careful.

00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.

00:31:56Shut up.

00:32:11Not really.

00:32:19Not really.

00:32:21I'll just go.

00:32:21Never guess.

00:32:21I'll never go away.

00:32:22I'm not sure about that.

00:32:22I'm not happy.

00:32:23Masaqx flag is more sensitive.

00:32:24So, you know, a plant is too much, right?

00:32:25I can't believe that.

00:32:26You are not sure about that.

00:32:30You're not sure about that.

00:32:31I'm not sure about that.

00:32:42Bathtime is couple time, right?

00:32:44Do you think this is funny?

00:32:45Just lighten up.

00:32:47I'm just joking.

00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?

00:32:51A prop for your campaign?

00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about you.

00:32:56And this is how you treat me?

00:33:06Did I overreact?

00:33:14I'm sorry.

00:33:18Okay, but...

00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?

00:33:39I thought that I hated you.

00:33:42But it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.

00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.

00:33:55No one's watching us.

00:33:57You can drop the acne.

00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.

00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.

00:34:14Unless we make it real.

00:34:19And then when everything fell apart,

00:34:21and I was losing the election,

00:34:27you stepped in.

00:34:32You saved me.

00:34:34And you didn't have to.

00:34:37Get off.

00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?

00:34:44When I saw him that close to you,

00:34:48it hurt more

00:34:49than losing the election ever could.

00:34:58So...

00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?

00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.

00:35:13I just...

00:35:23Are you sure?

00:35:39You're driving me crazy.

00:35:42Stop pretending like it isn't happening.

00:36:03You're driving me crazy.

00:36:38Good morning, sleeping baby.

00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?

00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?

00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.

00:36:54You are way too addictive.

00:36:58I might need rehab.

00:37:00Sorry, no can do.

00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,

00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.

00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.

00:37:19Disappointing.

00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.

00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.

00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.

00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.

00:37:49So, you're saying my chances are good again?

00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.

00:37:54I mean, all positive comments, too.

00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?

00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.

00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.

00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.

00:38:09Right. I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.

00:38:13Whatever works.

00:38:15What kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to date you?

00:38:24I didn't use anything. I literally just fell for him.

00:38:35I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.

00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.

00:38:45Dude, he's Xavier Miller. He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.

00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code. He's got to dig a little deeper.

00:38:58Listen man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something

00:39:03here.

00:39:05Using me for what exactly?

00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.

00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?

00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it. I trust him.

00:39:27Hey babe, we were just talking about you.

00:39:36Oh god, is it actually real?

00:39:49Are you job hunting?

00:39:51See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.

00:39:53I thought I made that clear.

00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.

00:39:59I'm just planning ahead. Figuring things out for myself.

00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.

00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?

00:40:27Normal's boring. Not one of a kind.

00:40:30You're crushing me. Move.

00:40:34Make me.

00:40:36Hey, stop.

00:40:41Stop.

00:40:44Fine.

00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice. Thought I could swing by and pick you up.

00:41:00Could ride home together.

00:41:01Swing by? You're half the city away.

00:41:05Okay, fine. You got me. Maybe I miss you.

00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.

00:41:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.

00:41:18Oh, customer. See you tonight?

00:41:23Welcome. What can I get you?

00:41:25Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.

00:41:30What are you doing here?

00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.

00:41:36Black coffee, no sugar coming up.

00:41:42Oh, and by the way, did you hear the news?

00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.

00:41:47Excuse me?

00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.

00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.

00:41:53Apparently, he needs her out of the picture.

00:42:02Enjoy.

00:42:09Call me any time, sexy.

00:42:30Hey, I just saw Noah leaving. Is he bothering you again?

00:42:33Same old. Just stirring the pot.

00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.

00:42:40Oh.

00:42:42So it's true.

00:42:45I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?

00:42:49Oh, cool. So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?

00:42:53No, I barely even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.

00:42:57Then why hide it? What's the point?

00:43:04I was scared of losing you.

00:43:12Let's get out of here.

00:43:14So we're okay?

00:43:15No.

00:43:17But, we still have roles to play.

00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.

00:43:29You park the car. I'll go in first.

00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?

00:43:45I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me.

00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.

00:43:52And, no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.

00:44:01So judgy.

00:44:02Yeesh.

00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today. How can I help you?

00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?

00:44:10Yeah.

00:44:15Serve him.

00:44:16But he doesn't over-

00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?

00:44:19That's always so.

00:44:22Thanks.

00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?

00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew. I was Alex's fiancee.

00:44:38Something like that.

00:44:40I'm Laura. I'll see you.

00:44:54Mr. Watson.

00:44:55Pleasure to see you. Can I interest you in our latest collection?

00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.

00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?

00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.

00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.

00:45:12This way, please.

00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?

00:45:20A suit that actually fits.

00:45:23And this one, it fits you perfectly.

00:45:27Go on. Try it on.

00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?

00:45:33Well, you see.

00:45:35We both are.

00:45:45Savile row cut.

00:45:48Loss.

00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.

00:46:08You don't have to do this.

00:46:10But I want to.

00:46:13Because you're worth it.

00:46:19Alright.

00:46:20Looking good.

00:46:22It does need a touch more tailoring though.

00:46:30Alright, let's get this jacket off.

00:46:32Hey, wait. What are you doing?

00:46:34Relax.

00:46:35Okay, I'm not gonna bite.

00:46:37Unless you want me to.

00:46:40I'm just measuring.

00:46:56Wow.

00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?

00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.

00:47:05Hey.

00:47:07I'm still mad at you.

00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.

00:47:18Mr. Watson.

00:47:20Your suit. It's ready.

00:47:22Yeah, just leave it outside.

00:47:31Hey. Don't we clean up nice, huh?

00:47:38Smile.

00:48:04Hey, Mark. What's up?

00:48:06Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.

00:48:16Finally, come here.

00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?

00:48:22No, worse.

00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.

00:48:27We have to do something.

00:48:29Wait, wait, wait. She?

00:48:30Yeah.

00:48:31Laura Brown.

00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.

00:48:38Laura.

00:48:41You know Laura too?

00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.

00:48:45She does.

00:48:47She's my fiancee.

00:48:50Fiancee?

00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?

00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.

00:48:56I honestly barely know her.

00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two.

00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.

00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.

00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.

00:49:10Exactly.

00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.

00:49:17This just became personal.

00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.

00:49:26She'll win by a mile.

00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.

00:49:29There's no time.

00:49:31I can handle her.

00:49:35Sounds exciting.

00:49:39Why are you doing this?

00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?

00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.

00:49:48Nothing more.

00:49:49Sure you don't want to give me another shot?

00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.

00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.

00:49:57But play dirty again.

00:49:59And I won't be so polite.

00:50:04Big words.

00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.

00:50:13Get out.

00:50:14You're not welcome here.

00:50:16Relax.

00:50:17I'm just here to chat.

00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?

00:50:20Lifelong dream?

00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.

00:50:24Guaranteed entry.

00:50:27Are you bribing me?

00:50:29I figured you'd say that.

00:50:31But my father doesn't take no well.

00:50:33And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.

00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.

00:50:41Keep my father out of this.

00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.

00:50:46Relax.

00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.

00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.

00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.

00:50:54Maybe to you.

00:50:56And for Alex, too.

00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?

00:51:08Need a ride?

00:51:09I'll just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.

00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.

00:51:14Fine.

00:51:27Happy birthday, Bit.

00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.

00:51:39Thank you, Alex.

00:51:43Now hop in.

00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.

00:51:57This is nice.

00:52:01Yes, it is.

00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.

00:52:10I don't mind them.

00:52:12If they're from you.

00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.

00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.

00:52:23You bought me a laptop?

00:52:25Pretty romantic.

00:52:27And practical.

00:52:28Okay, look, the point is...

00:52:31Whatever this is.

00:52:33I mean...

00:52:34Us.

00:52:35All in.

00:52:37For real.

00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.

00:52:44I just need you.

00:52:57Well, you got me.

00:53:16Let's go back to yours.

00:53:18Let's go.

00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?

00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.

00:53:32Don't even think about it.

00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams.

00:53:53Not interrupt morning cuddles.

00:53:56I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.

00:53:58Someone local.

00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?

00:54:04Did you find anything else?

00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.

00:54:10Laura.

00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.

00:54:19We should expose her.

00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it.

00:54:21Make us look like bullies.

00:54:23What else can we do?

00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.

00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.

00:54:30Then what?

00:54:31I might have something.

00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?

00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.

00:54:38Charity angle.

00:54:40Tends to work.

00:54:43Fine. Let's do it.

00:54:57You did that on purpose.

00:54:58You bet I did.

00:55:16Cut.

00:55:18That's perfect.

00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.

00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.

00:55:29Welcome.

00:55:30Hey, everyone.

00:55:30Happy to be here.

00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.

00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?

00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.

00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.

00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.

00:55:42Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.

00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.

00:55:50Quick question from the comments.

00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?

00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?

00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time,

00:56:09who's the real side piece?

00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.

00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.

00:56:21What's worse?

00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?

00:56:27Touché.

00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.

00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?

00:56:35Uh, the Hobbit.

00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.

00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?

00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-

00:56:57Are you out of your mind?

00:57:00I'm your fiance.

00:57:01It's just one little kiss, what's the big deal?

00:57:03Oh, come on Laura.

00:57:04You and I both know that engagement would never happen.

00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?

00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.

00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.

00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.

00:57:19Oh, you found out? Good.

00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him then next time.

00:57:23Things might get uglier.

00:57:24What do you want from me?

00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.

00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!

00:57:41Why, what's wrong?

00:57:45Fuck my life, man.

00:57:52Hey!

00:57:53What are you looking at?

00:57:54Get out of here!

00:57:56You gotta go, man.

00:57:58No, I don't.

00:57:59No, you have to leave.

00:58:00Oh, my son. Oh, my son.

00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.

00:58:06He's threatening all the customers away.

00:58:07I'm so sorry, I can handle it if you just-

00:58:09Man, I can't keep dealing with this.

00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.

00:58:17What do you want?

00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.

00:58:21What's his name?

00:58:22Alex?

00:58:23Tell him to pay up.

00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.

00:58:28You sold the house Mom left us.

00:58:30You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?

00:58:34You filthy little bastard.

00:58:36Sleeping around?

00:58:38With men?

00:58:40Humiliating our family name?

00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.

00:58:47Next time I see you,

00:58:49I'll make sure the Syndicate knows exactly where you are.

00:58:56Ungrateful brat!

00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?

00:59:03Oh no!

00:59:05Finally found you, old man!

00:59:11Finally found you, old man!

00:59:13Please!

00:59:14Don't hurt me!

00:59:15Just don't hurt me!

00:59:16I'll get the money!

00:59:17Don't hurt me!

00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.

00:59:23Where'd you go after the livestream?

00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.

00:59:27Just the library.

00:59:28The library?

00:59:29After what happened?

00:59:30I was just collecting some feedback around school.

00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.

00:59:34Can we not talk about the election right now?

00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?

00:59:44So that's it?

00:59:45You're just giving up?

00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?

00:59:49What are you jealous or something?

00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?

00:59:53Can we please just not talk about this right now?

00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.

01:00:00Xavier, wait!

01:00:11I'm such an idiot.

01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.

01:00:21Oh, Jesus.

01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?

01:00:25I've been calling.

01:00:27He's at the frat house.

01:00:28Last minute Vogue grabbing.

01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.

01:00:30Not even mine?

01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.

01:00:33He's totally locked in, okay?

01:00:35Hey, you alright?

01:00:38Need any help?

01:00:40It's alright. I'll handle it.

01:00:43Of course.

01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.

01:00:47I've only ever had him.

01:00:53What am I gonna do now?

01:00:57Want to make a deal?

01:00:58Want to make a deal?

01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.

01:01:10Please don't hurt him.

01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.

01:01:13He can't afford it.

01:01:14Besides, if the Hanglino family took him.

01:01:1724 hours do they start sending body parts.

01:01:19What am I supposed to do?

01:01:27Sign this.

01:01:29And I'll pay up your dad's debt.

01:01:31But on one condition.

01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.

01:01:35For good.

01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?

01:01:41You better keep your word.

01:01:43Grounds don't lie.

01:01:49What the hell did you do?

01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.

01:01:53Me?

01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.

01:01:58He should be thanking me.

01:02:00Wait, debt?

01:02:01What debt?

01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.

01:02:04Maybe because he dumped you?

01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.

01:02:09No.

01:02:11No way.

01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.

01:02:14I need to go talk to him.

01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?

01:02:30Because it's true.

01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.

01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.

01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.

01:02:40So our deal?

01:02:41It's done.

01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?

01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.

01:02:47And you're just holding a contract over my head.

01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.

01:02:53Xavier, stop.

01:02:54The contract never mattered.

01:02:57I love you.

01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.

01:03:02Love?

01:03:03I'm just a sob story to you.

01:03:05Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.

01:03:09I'm done.

01:03:10You know that's not true.

01:03:13You know me.

01:03:14Do I?

01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets?

01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee?

01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.

01:03:25We're worlds apart.

01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.

01:03:29Stay away from me.

01:03:31You make me sick.

01:03:37Just get out of my life.

01:03:39We're done.

01:03:40I just...

01:03:41I said!

01:03:42We're done.

01:03:56We're done.

01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.

01:04:02That's the hardest thing you've ever done.

01:04:05Sign this.

01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.

01:04:09But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.

01:04:15Can't do that.

01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancé betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.

01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.

01:04:26He'll lose everything.

01:04:28You're twisting the truth.

01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.

01:04:32He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.

01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?

01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.

01:04:42And we both know it.

01:04:45My family can lift him up.

01:04:47Yours will only drag him down.

01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.

01:04:55So?

01:04:56You get a sign?

01:05:00You better keep your promise.

01:05:03Browns don't lie.

01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?

01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.

01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduce me as your fiancé.

01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.

01:05:43You'll lose everything.

01:05:46Get out.

01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.

01:06:02Xavier.

01:06:23Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.

01:06:31Hello.

01:06:32I'm Alex Watson.

01:06:34And today, I stand here as...

01:06:44Oh, my God.

01:06:46Oh, my God.

01:06:47Oh, my God.

01:06:49Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.

01:06:53Are we serious?

01:06:54We signed a contract.

01:06:56What a fake!

01:06:56Who lied to all of us?

01:06:58Mom!

01:07:03It started as fake.

01:07:05But then it...

01:07:07got real.

01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.

01:07:13You okay?

01:07:19Yeah.

01:07:20I'm fine.

01:07:23Not even a thank you?

01:07:26At least tell me your name.

01:07:29It's not important.

01:07:30I'll do all I'm meant to do.

01:07:33And I thought...

01:07:34he was just some arrogant genius who...

01:07:38didn't have time for me.

01:07:42Didn't have time for me.

01:07:44It was a stupid on-stage accident.

01:07:46That kiss.

01:08:00That kiss.

01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.

01:08:08So listen.

01:08:11Fuck the election.

01:08:12Fuck family expectations.

01:08:14And fuck football.

01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier.

01:08:17Because all I ever wanted...

01:08:19was to be with you.

01:08:24The votes are in.

01:08:26The new student body president is...

01:08:29Alex Watson!

01:08:32Come on up and give me a speech.

01:08:39Uh...

01:08:40Where is he?

01:08:42You idiot.

01:08:56What are you doing here?

01:08:57You just won.

01:08:59Ah, screw the election.

01:09:01It's you that I won.

01:09:03But you said winning is everything.

01:09:05Not if it means losing you.

01:09:07Over and over again.

01:09:12Over and over again.

01:09:13Grocery out, hand in hand.

01:09:16Over and over again.

01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.

01:09:20But that was kinda sweet.

01:09:28I just need you.

01:09:36Winning you...

01:09:37beats any election.

01:09:40All right.

01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10.

01:09:50What's with all the construction?

01:09:51They building something?

01:09:53Close.

01:09:55Private make out spot.

01:09:57Presidential access only.

01:10:01You're president now.

01:10:02Try acting like him.

01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.

01:10:11You remembered.

01:10:12Of course.

01:10:16All right, let's begin.

01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%.

01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.

01:10:25It was the first time someone called me out for real.

01:10:28And it stuck.

01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?

01:10:31Bold.

01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?

01:10:37Bold.

01:10:38What now?

01:10:40Relax.

01:10:41Just here to say goodbye.

01:10:42Goodbye?

01:10:43Turns out her dads finally saw reason.

01:10:46Engagement's officially cancelled.

01:10:47You're free, Alex.

01:10:49Just like that?

01:10:50Not even worth fighting for?

01:10:52Can you let her finish?

01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.

01:10:56Then why come between us?

01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.

01:11:00To my parents.

01:11:02To everyone.

01:11:05The way you stood by each other.

01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.

01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.

01:11:14You earned it.

01:11:15Thanks, Laura.

01:11:18I'm off to Paris.

01:11:20New family business venture.

01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.

01:11:24Maybe so.

01:11:34You think she'll be okay?

01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined.

01:11:39She'll be fine.

01:11:44Still haven't mastered walking, eh?

01:11:45If you're away.

01:11:46It's only around you.

01:11:47Only around you.

01:11:47All I meant to do.

01:11:50Oh yes, I'm right next to you.

01:11:53You

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