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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:26Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:37I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:09No.
00:02:22Are you gonna leave me?
00:02:25I'll do this too soon
00:02:29But I'll do all I need to do
00:02:33Because I'm right next to you
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55Well that was unexpected
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought you had a gaze
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him
00:03:07And I mean everything
00:03:11Yeah
00:03:24I just sold the damn house
00:03:29What?
00:03:30You had no right
00:03:32That's all mom left us
00:03:33Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man
00:03:36Get beaten to death
00:03:38By lung sharks
00:03:42I need the money
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling
00:03:46Instead of wrecking our lives
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe
00:04:00Got a proposal that could fix your money issues
00:04:02Shhhhh
00:04:06I hear you laughing
00:04:12And I see you smile
00:04:17You know that you're my everything
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:26Whatever this is, make it quick
00:04:27When I got your love
00:04:28I want you
00:04:30To be my boyfriend
00:04:32I can change
00:04:42What?
00:04:44Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson
00:04:56Call it a
00:04:58Mutually beneficial arrangement
00:05:01You see
00:05:01You
00:05:02Clearly need money
00:05:04And I
00:05:05Need to fix my reputation
00:05:07And well
00:05:08Dating the school of scholarship golden boy
00:05:10Is exactly the image boost I need right now
00:05:12You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control
00:05:17You see
00:05:18You made me look like a fool
00:05:20In front of the entire school
00:05:21So
00:05:21Now you gotta fix it
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors
00:05:26Taking your poll numbers
00:05:27Would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no
00:05:32No, no, no
00:05:32You see
00:05:33This is just
00:05:35Business
00:05:39Duration
00:05:40Tell the election's over
00:05:49Keep it professional, Watson
00:05:54Don't get any ideas
00:05:57Don't get any ideas
00:06:00Don't you worry
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu
00:06:18Feelings aren't on the menu
00:06:22Let the games begin
00:06:24Let the games begin
00:06:25Boyfriend
00:06:25Let the games begin
00:06:31Boyfriend
00:06:33No one's watching us
00:06:35You can drop the act now
00:06:36You should probably tell your heart rate that
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there
00:06:40Whatever
00:06:41I'm leaving
00:06:42Hey
00:06:43Did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem too?
00:07:01Obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable
00:07:06Hey look out
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
00:07:13Watson you late
00:07:14You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty round
00:07:18Let's go
00:07:19Alright boys
00:07:20Rules are simple
00:07:21Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth
00:07:24No hands allowed
00:07:25No dropping
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically this is not sanitary
00:07:58No God no plans tonight
00:08:00Plans tonight
00:08:03And it ain't too hard to notice
00:08:12OHHHHHHHHH
00:08:13OHHHHH
00:08:15OHHHHH
00:08:16OHHHHH
00:08:16OHHHHH
00:08:17OHHHHH
00:08:17Yo what?
00:08:19That wasn't passing
00:08:21That was straight up speeding
00:08:23That was straight up speeding
00:08:25Look at Xavier. He's turning it into a tomato.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
00:08:48Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well...
00:08:53Pro tip, genius.
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:09:12Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And Mark set up that whole live stream thing,
00:09:18so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:24The contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower.
00:09:44Fine.
00:09:46But you're joining me,
00:09:47and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing.
00:09:50It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08Come on, grab me a towel.
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13Well, I could walk out naked if you'd be right.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe, uh...
00:10:33A little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:03What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:05Seriously.
00:11:07Well, my first impression of him was...
00:11:10Who is this mysterious nerd
00:11:12calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but...
00:11:18Boy, was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:21Question number two.
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:26Um, I don't know.
00:11:28Sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:30Thanks.
00:11:32Well, my favorite thing about him
00:11:33will have to be his fingers.
00:11:35Excuse me?
00:11:37Long.
00:11:39Elegant.
00:11:40Very skillful.
00:11:42All right, next question.
00:11:44Next question is,
00:11:45who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:07Guys, major problem.
00:12:09Someone leaked the contract?
00:12:10Everyone knows you're faking right now.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:17Did y'all see this?
00:12:18This had a freaking contract?
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:21I thought they were gold.
00:12:22What a scam.
00:12:24What?
00:12:27The final debate is in three days.
00:12:29If we don't turn this around fast,
00:12:31you're finished.
00:12:32And I know, Mark.
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack.
00:12:35Whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man.
00:12:38Oh, my God.
00:12:41Okay, so,
00:12:42what are our options, huh?
00:12:44Everyone's seen the contract by now.
00:12:46There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:51Unless...
00:12:52What?
00:12:58Unless we make it real.
00:13:05Unless we make it real.
00:13:08Xavier, I...
00:13:10I don't care if the contract was fake.
00:13:12All I know is at some point,
00:13:13it stopped being pretend to me.
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:18Typical quarterback.
00:13:19Arrogant.
00:13:20Fully yourself.
00:13:22But then I saw you,
00:13:23after practice,
00:13:25pushing yourself harder than everyone else.
00:13:27And I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:30And the way you'd look at me.
00:13:32In class.
00:13:34Xavier, I...
00:13:35Do you honestly think I've been faking this whole time?
00:13:37No.
00:13:52The hacker broke into your laptop.
00:13:54The whole school is watching this feed right now.
00:14:10Holy shit!
00:14:16I can fake confidence during debates.
00:14:19Smile through press conferences.
00:14:22Even pretend I care about school traditions that I don't even like.
00:14:25There's no way I could fake this.
00:14:28And yeah, maybe it started as a deal.
00:14:31But...
00:14:31No.
00:14:33Everything I said was true.
00:14:42Cut!
00:14:46That...
00:14:46was perfect.
00:14:48At least the votes won't go down now.
00:14:51I've done my bit.
00:14:54Hey.
00:14:59Just doing what we agreed.
00:15:02But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:15:10I owe you, Xavier.
00:15:12And listen, um...
00:15:14Whatever happens with the election, I just...
00:15:16It's nothing.
00:15:18Just stick into the script.
00:15:19Right?
00:15:21You sure that's all it is?
00:15:23You sure there's no...
00:15:25hidden feelings creeping up?
00:15:27God, you never stop.
00:15:29Did you?
00:15:30Dead end on the hacker.
00:15:32Whoever it was, was bouncing off multiple VPNs.
00:15:36Great.
00:15:37So you're dealing with a pro.
00:15:39Listen, everybody is going to be watching your every move.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43Every look, every moment...
00:15:45Has to be authentic.
00:15:48We got this.
00:15:49Right?
00:15:55Oh, shit.
00:15:57Left my football gear at home.
00:15:59My school paper shoots tomorrow.
00:16:02You want to come with?
00:16:04Sure.
00:16:05Because I've got nothing else to do.
00:16:07Come on.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14Something is definitely going on between those two.
00:16:25Whoa.
00:16:27Whoa.
00:16:27This is your average family home?
00:16:29It's my father's place.
00:16:30Not mine.
00:16:31Meaning?
00:16:33Meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition.
00:16:37So if I want any part of this family fortune, then I have to beat them.
00:16:46Winning that election, it's the first step.
00:16:50Keep your family drama to yourself, or not your therapist.
00:16:55Are you serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable.
00:17:00Fine.
00:17:01I'll keep your sad, rich boy drama in mind.
00:17:04Shut up.
00:17:05Come on.
00:17:08All right.
00:17:09All right.
00:17:09Well, I need to go grab my jersey, but why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:13Come on.
00:17:23well well i didn't expect to see you here sorry do i know you
00:17:32you must be xavier the famous boyfriend and and you are i'm noah alex's older brother
00:17:45ouch cold reception so has alex's fiance met you yet fiance oh did he leave out that little detail
00:17:59this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying alex doesn't date guys he'll only get yourself hurt you deserve to be with
00:18:14someone better someone like me are you insane just gay and observance let's not pretend that
00:18:25you're straight too now sweetheart get off i'm not then why are you shaking you're seriously
00:18:35messed up takes one to know one you can't lie to yourself forever alex can offer you fame money
00:18:44all the shiny things in life but i can offer you something he never could something real
00:18:51get off what the fuck are you doing excellent timing a little brother you stay the hell away
00:19:01from me you hear me relax babe it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13i'll be seeing you real soon i can feel it
00:19:19asshole
00:19:25look don't believe a word he says noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiance
00:19:33look that's just an arranged thing okay my dad's idea i honestly don't even know her
00:19:39you don't owe me an explanation alex i'm just a part of your pr stunt right
00:19:46is that really all this is to him right yeah you're absolutely right i'm heading back
00:19:57why don't you just stay here the guest room's open i don't usually stay the night
00:20:05all right then uh let me drive you
00:20:13hello congrats kid you're officially homeless don't bother coming back you're on your own now
00:20:24i guess i might take you up on that offer best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:28all right now let me show you to your room or mine if you prefer
00:20:41you know i uh always dreamt of going pro in the nfl
00:20:46i'm not surprised you're football crazy
00:20:49yeah i was a quarterback even one state my dad he had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a watson waste his future throwing a ball around
00:21:06yeah so i became the perfect son got straight a's student body president
00:21:17anything in hopes that he let me play football again
00:21:24now your turn secret for secret you've already seen enough my father's a gambler
00:21:33family's a mess there's nothing left to tell see i don't buy it i think you have a bigger secret
00:21:40to
00:21:40tell but you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me it'll be our little secret
00:22:05i want to be the only one you tell let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted sleep it off i'm taking a shower
00:22:25i didn't peg you for a cuddler
00:22:34alex doesn't date guys
00:22:37he'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is i fell for someone i wasn't supposed to
00:22:52alex don't leave you really shouldn't stay please
00:23:14i know your little secret
00:23:20what secret
00:23:21it's about me isn't it
00:23:37alex
00:23:37alex
00:23:40tell me
00:23:42everything
00:23:54it's just a dream
00:24:01it's just a dream
00:24:03don't go
00:24:04alex let go
00:24:05stay
00:24:09alex
00:24:21alex
00:24:22alex
00:24:37since when did you become mr homemaker
00:24:40i'd impress you somehow right
00:24:42what better way to do that than a nice breakfast
00:25:09so check it out
00:25:10chef alex's world famous grilled cheese
00:25:13michelin star pending
00:25:15did it survive a crime scene
00:25:17hey hey hey i'll have you know
00:25:19that i ate sandwich making at summer camp okay
00:25:30okay fine tastes a lot better than it looks
00:25:33there we go
00:25:35my boyfriend material or what
00:25:47alex doesn't date guys
00:25:49you okay
00:25:50drop the act alex there's no one even around to impress
00:25:55what's that supposed to mean
00:26:00forget it i'm heading to the library
00:26:04xavier wait you barely touched your grilled cheese
00:26:13come
00:26:15damn it
00:26:25oh
00:26:26you're john's kid right
00:26:29your dad owes me a lot of money
00:26:32he sold the house the debt should be cleared
00:26:35but he didn't pay me a single cent
00:26:38shit how deep is this old bastard anyway
00:26:41you're his kid
00:26:43so either you settled his debt
00:26:45or i start taking pieces
00:26:47it's between you and him please just just leave me out of it
00:26:57nah
00:26:59you're definitely involved in it now
00:27:12oh
00:27:19back off
00:27:19asshole
00:27:21who the
00:27:22fuck
00:27:39you touch him again
00:27:41you're dead
00:27:45two grand
00:27:47two days
00:27:49where your old man's missing a kidney
00:27:59alex
00:28:02you okay
00:28:03no are you
00:28:06look at your face
00:28:10you idiot why would you do that
00:28:13all right
00:28:13all right maybe i went a little bit overboard
00:28:18we need to go to the hospital
00:28:24you've got an old injury and now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:28:28you're out for the rest of the season
00:28:30if you push it you might never step on the field again
00:28:38i've ruined your entire future
00:28:40your entire dream
00:28:44hope all this is my dream
00:28:46you're what i really want
00:28:48you are insane
00:28:52well since this is technically your fault
00:28:55you definitely owe me
00:28:57and what exactly do you want
00:29:00move in with me
00:29:02be my personal nurse
00:29:08fine
00:29:10i guess it's the least i can do
00:29:15now feed me
00:29:16absolutely not
00:29:22all right
00:29:25just one bite
00:29:28and here begins your life as my caretaker
00:29:48you bite now
00:29:50you started it
00:29:52maybe i'll have to finish it
00:29:54won't i
00:29:59remember
00:30:00no strenuous activity
00:30:02especially involving your arm
00:30:04but what if xavier's on top
00:30:09kids these days
00:30:11you are impossible
00:30:14it's a love story babe
00:30:16i'm just staying in character
00:30:20fine
00:30:22if that's what it takes
00:30:25welcome home vet
00:30:31ow
00:30:33look i have one arm
00:30:34the floors are all wet
00:30:36this is a potential drowning hazard
00:30:38can i get a little help
00:30:40nice try
00:30:41you'll manage
00:30:52you are unbelievable
00:30:57unbelievably sexy maybe
00:31:09stop it put your clothes on are you blushing i am not sure
00:31:23this now hold that and if it drops then that must mean you want me
00:31:29you're insane maybe
00:31:41you can start here
00:31:47whoa
00:31:50careful my skin is more sensitive than my reputation
00:31:56shut up
00:32:04so
00:32:09so
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00:32:30so
00:32:42so
00:32:43that time is couple time right
00:32:44do you think this is funny
00:32:45just lighten up
00:32:47i'm just joking
00:32:49am i just a punchline to you
00:32:50a prop for your campaign
00:32:53i stuck around because i cared about you and this is how you treat me
00:33:06did i overreact
00:33:13i'm sorry
00:33:17okay
00:33:17okay but
00:33:20what if i actually fell in love with you
00:33:22so
00:33:23so
00:33:39so
00:33:39i thought that i hated you
00:33:42but
00:33:43but it turns out i just
00:33:45hated how much i wanted you
00:33:50let the games begin
00:33:52boyfriend
00:33:53friend
00:33:55no one's watching us
00:33:57you can drop the act now
00:34:01at first i just wanted the rumors to stop
00:34:06and signing that contract felt like my only choice
00:34:14unless we make it real
00:34:19and then when everything fell apart
00:34:21i was losing the election
00:34:27you stepped in
00:34:31you saved me
00:34:34and you didn't have to
00:34:37get off
00:34:39what the fuck are you doing
00:34:44when i saw him that close to you
00:34:48it
00:34:49it
00:34:49hurt more
00:34:49than losing the election ever could
00:34:57so
00:34:59would you consider making this real
00:35:01with me
00:35:12forget what i said earlier
00:35:13i just
00:35:23are you sure
00:35:24shhhh
00:35:39you're driving me crazy
00:35:42it's not pretending like it isn't happening
00:35:54i
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00:36:22i
00:36:24i
00:36:38i
00:36:38i
00:36:39did i catch you stealing kisses again
00:36:44you know that's a serious crime right
00:36:46guess you'll have to arrest me officer
00:36:54you
00:36:55you are way too addictive
00:36:58i
00:36:58might need rehab
00:37:00sorry no can do
00:37:03you've got a campaign to salvage
00:37:05interviews lined up
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes
00:37:15sounds like you prefer me fully dressed
00:37:19disappointing
00:37:20i prefer you elected
00:37:22actually
00:37:37dude your poll numbers shot up after that speech look at this
00:37:41you're like a senior year tom holland
00:37:45charismatic
00:37:45relatable
00:37:46and still sexy enough for thirst edits
00:37:48so
00:37:49you're saying my chances are good again
00:37:51dude you're literally back to number one
00:37:53look at this
00:37:54i mean all positive comments too
00:37:57but seriously how did you pull this off
00:38:00xavier was against this whole thing from the start
00:38:02now he's editing your speeches
00:38:04organizing your life
00:38:05maybe it's because we're actually together now
00:38:08right i was gonna say he's acting more like your mom
00:38:11but yeah
00:38:12whatever works
00:38:14man what kind of witchcraft
00:38:17did you have to pull to get sheldon cooper
00:38:19to big date you
00:38:24i didn't use anything
00:38:26i literally just fell for him
00:38:34i got feelings for him
00:38:36that's all it is
00:38:38wow so
00:38:40you and him
00:38:41started fake and then it
00:38:44got real
00:38:46dude he's xavier miller
00:38:48okay he's like an ai bot with built in firewall
00:38:51totally unreadable
00:38:52that's just surface code
00:38:54he's gotta dig a little deeper
00:38:58listen man all i'm saying
00:38:59is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something here
00:39:05using me for what exactly
00:39:08don't forget
00:39:09he was your biggest competition
00:39:12okay what if this is a long con and he's gonna flip on you at the end
00:39:15look nobody's that good at faking it
00:39:17i trust him
00:39:27hey babe
00:39:28we were just talking about you
00:39:35oh god
00:39:37it's actually real
00:39:49you
00:39:49are you job hunting
00:39:51say if i said you didn't have to pay me back
00:39:53i thought i made that clear
00:39:55i know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff but i do
00:39:59i'm just planning ahead
00:40:00figuring things out for myself
00:40:04well
00:40:06the only thing we have to figure out right now
00:40:09is how to get some sleep
00:40:24seriously
00:40:25can you ever just sleep like a normal person
00:40:27normal's boring
00:40:29and i'm one of a kind
00:40:32you're crushing me
00:40:33move
00:40:34move
00:40:35make me
00:40:35hey
00:40:37stop
00:40:41stop
00:40:42stop
00:40:44fine
00:40:56hey i just wrapped up at practice
00:40:58thought i could swing by and pick you up
00:41:00could ride home together
00:41:01swing by
00:41:03you're half the city away
00:41:05okay fine you got me
00:41:07maybe i miss you
00:41:09and also i'm starving
00:41:10and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot
00:41:13i'm actually tempted to clock out right now
00:41:18oh
00:41:18customer
00:41:20see you tonight
00:41:23welcome what can i get you
00:41:24black coffee
00:41:25no sugar
00:41:27and a little bit of you
00:41:30what are you doing here
00:41:31i just had some business
00:41:32but i couldn't help but drop in
00:41:36black coffee
00:41:36no sugar coming up
00:41:42oh
00:41:43and by the way did you hear the news
00:41:45alex is planning on dumping your ass
00:41:47excuse me
00:41:49daddy's had it all arranged
00:41:51alex's fiance flies in next week
00:41:53apparently he needs you out of the picture
00:42:02enjoy
00:42:09call me anytime sexy
00:42:24just who we need it right now
00:42:29hey
00:42:30i just saw noah leaving
00:42:32is he bothering you again
00:42:33same old
00:42:34just stirring the pot
00:42:36though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week
00:42:40oh
00:42:42so it's true
00:42:44i was gonna tell you
00:42:46once things were sorted
00:42:47but i just didn't want to stress you out you know
00:42:49oh cool
00:42:50so i'm just some
00:42:51fragile thing you need to protect
00:42:53no i barely even know her
00:42:55she's just some random girl my dad set me up with
00:42:57then why hide it
00:42:58what's the point
00:43:04i was scared
00:43:07of losing you
00:43:12let's get out of here
00:43:14so we're okay
00:43:15no
00:43:17but
00:43:17we still have roles to play
00:43:22and right now
00:43:24i need to get my boyfriend costume
00:43:29you park the car
00:43:30i'll go in first
00:43:31oh wait wait wait
00:43:33where's my goodbye kiss
00:43:45i have an appointment
00:43:46a friend booked it for me
00:43:48appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly
00:43:51and no offense but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele
00:44:01so judgy
00:44:02so judgy
00:44:03eesh
00:44:03miss brown
00:44:05delightful to see you today
00:44:06how can i help you
00:44:07you're alex's friend right
00:44:10yeah
00:44:15serve him
00:44:16but he doesn't have
00:44:17do you want to lose your job
00:44:18do you want to lose your job
00:44:19that's always so
00:44:22thanks
00:44:23you wouldn't happen to be a friend of alex's too
00:44:33you wouldn't be thanking me if you knew
00:44:35i was alex's fiance
00:44:38something like that
00:44:40i'm laura
00:44:41yeah
00:44:41i'll see you
00:44:54mr watson
00:44:55pleasure to see you
00:44:56can i interest you in our latest collection
00:44:58well actually i'm shopping for my boyfriend here
00:45:02do you really have to announce it to everyone in it?
00:45:04i can tweet it out if you'd like
00:45:09absolutely delighted to assist you both today
00:45:11this way please
00:45:15now
00:45:16the first step
00:45:17to looking like you have your shit together
00:45:19a suit that actually fits
00:45:22and
00:45:24this one
00:45:25it fits you perfectly
00:45:27go on
00:45:28try it on
00:45:29why do i need a suit
00:45:31and you're the one running for student body president
00:45:33what do you see
00:45:35we both are
00:45:46savile row cut
00:45:48flawless
00:45:50and now
00:45:50the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together
00:46:03the way you look into my eyes
00:46:06you know it
00:46:07you don't have to do this
00:46:10but i want to
00:46:12because you're worth it
00:46:14when your love is shining
00:46:18alright
00:46:20looking good
00:46:21does need a touch more tailoring though
00:46:31alright
00:46:31let's get this jacket off
00:46:32hey wait
00:46:33what are you doing?
00:46:35relax
00:46:35okay
00:46:36i'm not gonna bite
00:46:37unless you want me to
00:46:41i'm just measuring
00:46:42wait
00:46:47let's get started
00:46:48happy
00:46:50i'm gonna bite
00:46:56i'm gonna bite
00:46:57wow
00:46:57wow
00:46:5828 inch waist huh
00:47:00looks like someone needs some carbs in their life
00:47:05Hey, I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson, your suit, it's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just, uh, leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey, Mark, what's up?
00:48:06Emergency, get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura, too?
00:48:43At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiance.
00:48:50Fiance?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:30There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words. We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:15Relax. I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no, well, in your dad.
00:50:34Poor John.
00:50:35He owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:45Relax. I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just...
00:50:49Showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:55And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08You need a ride?
00:51:09I'll just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now, hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop.
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, all in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:45Oops.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:56I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true, I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff, charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine. Let's do it.
00:54:57You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:17Cut. That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time,
00:56:09who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, the Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my...
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:17it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Call my son.
00:58:01Call my son, man.
00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06He's threatening all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just...
00:58:09Just give me a minute to...
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:32And now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47The next time I see you, I'll make sure the Syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat!
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03No!
00:59:05Finally found you, old man!
00:59:11Finally found you, old man!
00:59:13Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me!
00:59:15Just don't hurt me!
00:59:16I'll get the money!
00:59:17Don't hurt me!
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:31I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53But can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:12I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:25I've been calling.
01:00:27He's at the frat house.
01:00:28Last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in.
01:00:35Okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I going to do now?
01:00:55What am I going to do now?
01:00:57Want to make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides if the Hanglino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours do they start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay up your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:01:59Wait.
01:02:00Debt?
01:02:01What?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:48And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03I'm just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne.
01:03:07Treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets.
01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return,
01:04:11you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiancee
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support
01:04:34and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47They're just only driving down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:04You better keep your promise.
01:05:05You better keep your promise.
01:05:05You better keep your promise.
01:05:24You better keep your promise.
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return,
01:05:28you cut off Xavier
01:05:29and introduce me as your fiancé?
01:05:34If not,
01:05:36I will email every voter
01:05:38proof that your relationship was fake
01:05:41the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:49Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:23Alex! Alex!
01:06:25Alex!
01:06:25Alex! Alex!
01:06:26Alex! Alex!
01:06:29Alex!
01:06:29Alex!
01:06:30Alex!
01:06:31Hello.
01:06:32I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh my God.
01:06:46Oh my God.
01:06:47Oh my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake.
01:06:57You might to all of us.
01:06:58Boo!
01:07:03It started as fake.
01:07:05But then it...
01:07:07got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah.
01:07:20I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:30I'll do all I meant to do.
01:07:33And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who...
01:07:37Didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44It was a stupid on-stage accident.
01:07:46That kiss.
01:07:47Oh, my God.
01:07:48You're dead.
01:08:06You're dead.
01:08:08Oh, my God.
01:08:11Oh, my God.
01:08:12Oh, my God.
01:08:15This is your man.
01:08:16That's me.
01:08:16That's me.
01:08:17Xavier because all I ever wanted is to be with you
01:08:24The votes are in the new student body president is
01:08:29Alex Watson
01:08:32Come on up and give your speech
01:08:40Where is it?
01:08:48Peace out
01:08:56What are you doing here? You just won!
01:08:59Ah, screw the election, it's you that I won
01:09:03But you said winning is everything
01:09:05Not if it means losing you
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20But that was kinda sweet
01:09:28Just need you
01:09:36Winning you beats any election
01:09:40Alright
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10
01:09:50What's with all the construction? They building something?
01:09:53Close
01:09:55Private make out spot
01:09:57Residential access only
01:10:01You're president now
01:10:02Try acting like him
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:10You remembered
01:10:12Of course
01:10:16Alright, let's begin
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%
01:10:22Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late
01:10:25That's the first time someone called me out for real
01:10:27And it stuck
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax
01:10:40Just here to say goodbye
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason
01:10:46Engagement's officially cancelled
01:10:47You're free, Alex
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either
01:10:56Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself
01:11:00To my parents
01:11:02To everyone
01:11:03To everyone
01:11:05The way you stood by each other
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier
01:11:14You earned it
01:11:15Thanks, Laura
01:11:18I'm off to Paris
01:11:19New family business venture
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24Maybe so
01:11:28Maybe so
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined
01:11:39She'll be fine
01:11:43She'll be fine
01:11:44Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:46Only around you
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