00:30Jim?
00:30You don't remember me, do you?
00:32It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter
00:34Kara?
00:35It's my 18th birthday tomorrow
00:36You should come to my party
00:37Oh, uh, that might be difficult
00:39Please, I want you to come so bad
00:40Let's make this weekend our bitch
00:43Let's get a little lit
00:45You better be ready
00:46You better be ready
00:47Let's have a lot of fun
00:48The senior wish list
00:51Remember, we all had to write about our future
00:53Chris Awestriker
00:54Hopes to find true love
00:56Quirchik!
00:56Who's this douche?
00:57My boyfriend
00:58You two are banging
00:59And you two used to bang
01:01This must be awkward for all of you
01:03Steven Stifler
01:05Hopes to keep the party going with his boys
01:07Here's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl
01:09That used to babysit
01:10I'm not gonna cheat on my wife
01:12I'm a father now
01:13Be her daddy
01:15Jim Levenstein
01:17Hopes to have the sex life of
01:19Ricky Martin
01:21You're probably having more sex than any of us
01:24Probably
01:27High school was awesome
01:32What we had was special
01:33Then we graduated and started getting jobs
01:36And getting married
01:37And having kids
01:38And all that other stupid stuff
01:39None of our lives are perfect
01:41But no matter what we're going through
01:43We'll always be there for each other
01:44This man is on fire
01:46With passionate love
01:49Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
01:53No
01:54Our generation is definitely more mature
01:56What are you doing?
01:58I'm gonna throw up
02:00You know dad, it's been three years
02:02Think maybe it's time for you to get back out there?
02:06Who might you be?
02:07I'm Stifler's mom
02:08Oh, I'm Jim's dad
02:10American Pie Reunion
02:12I have not had a night like that since the 70s
02:16Don't need this
02:16You'd be surprised what you can do
02:18With a well-placed thumb
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