00:00Nervous?
00:04Little.
00:05Don't say Zynga.
00:07The cause of all the catastrophes we're seeing today is overpul...
00:10We're proud to unveil the only practical remedy to humanity's greatest problem.
00:15Are you ready, Doctor?
00:17Yes, I'm ready.
00:20I'm ready.
00:21I'm ready.
00:22I'm ready.
00:24I'm ready.
00:26Wow.
00:27That is wild, isn't it?
00:29Just wild.
00:31That's Dave. Dave Johnson.
00:33Hey, everybody.
00:34And Carol.
00:35He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small.
00:38Downsizing takes the pressure right off.
00:40Plus, you're really making a difference.
00:41You mean all that crap about saving the planet?
00:43Yeah.
00:44Downsizing is about...
00:45Saving yourself.
00:46We live like kings.
00:47Got the best houses.
00:48Best restaurants.
00:49Cheesecake Factory.
00:50Got three of them.
00:50In Leisure Land, your $52,000 translates to 12.5...
00:55$5,000,000 to live on for life.
00:58Wow.
00:59Do you understand...
01:00That you will undergo the permanent and irreversible medical procedure commonly known as...
01:05Downsizing.
01:06And that your bodies will be approximately 0.0364%...
01:10of their current mass and volume.
01:12Nervous?
01:13Uh...
01:14Little.
01:15Little.
01:16I'll see you on the other side.
01:18I love you.
01:19I love you.
01:20I love you.
01:21I love you.
01:22I love you.
01:23I love you.
01:24You're a good friend.
01:25I love you.
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