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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man! - Complete Short Drama [Eng Sub]
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:00talking I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your pride
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43from me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period perfect I was kind of
00:01:52getting worried you start drooling over my irresistible child since we're both here
00:02:00for families let's lock this with a one-year contract clean and simple works
00:02:05for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:34okay this is my house why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that nothing fine
00:03:01oh
00:03:06god damn
00:03:08what
00:03:09nothing
00:03:12go ahead
00:03:16well I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34instead of spending time with your new wife you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but she's not
00:03:50Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:56Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do
00:04:15you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what
00:04:20what do you suggest
00:04:21take some notes
00:04:23myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what
00:04:27what
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:34but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Vincent this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy too
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:48no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Vincent's plan
00:04:57he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:14just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:53I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39food
00:07:07Evelyn
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:42Avery!
00:07:44Avery!
00:07:44Avery!
00:07:48Avery!
00:07:49Avery!
00:07:49Avery!
00:07:49Oh, it's a sweet couple!
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that!
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes!
00:07:55Avery!
00:08:00Beautiful!
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04What the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Well, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36No.
00:08:38I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:41I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:09Oh, I know it'll help, but only this time.
00:10:19There, there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:47I miss my mommy.
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:57I'm still, I'm so sad.
00:11:02I'm so, so, so, so alone.
00:11:09The parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I, I, you say slack.
00:11:23Okay, okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:27No.
00:11:28I'm betting by time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:32Up we go.
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:33I told you, um, I can not drink you again.
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep, yep.
00:11:42All right, get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:48In fact, how about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:56Judith.
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking wet.
00:12:02I know.
00:12:21I know.
00:12:33Okay, wait, right?
00:12:34No, no.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Light time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just- I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:54What the fuck?
00:13:54Oh, okay, so you like hairstyles, huh? Different roleplay stuff, you kinky?
00:14:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck? What? Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk. In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh God, I'm drunk. Okay.
00:14:39Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith. What? I'm so wet right now.
00:14:50No, no, no.
00:14:55Coming.
00:15:02Ivory, come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh, fuck. Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you. Your wide-eyed baby deer routine? Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those
00:15:15tickets to your show, though.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb. Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose? Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what? I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, I have to. You didn't.
00:15:29It's not.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait, this is between Avery and I. Who the hell are you?
00:15:48Oh my...
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:53Got a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard! How could you? Maybe someone else behind my back?
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut.
00:16:11Girls are filing.
00:16:12Hey, bitch.
00:16:16Listen, look, sugar. You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes, you do that.
00:16:23A little favor from me.
00:16:25I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend. I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No. You can't be serious. You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be, so why don't you take your knockoff
00:16:48sheen dress
00:16:49and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from, bitch. Bye.
00:16:53You will get on your knees for me. Just hurry and see.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man. Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:14Now.
00:17:39There's food.
00:17:41Oh, there's food.
00:17:41Finally
00:17:56She's like she's a normal amount you look then you should focus here. Okay, okay, I don't watching a figure
00:18:12I am so sorry. I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on
00:18:19Besides
00:18:20Watching you scrims have fun
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining. You might actually like it. No, I'm not gonna help. No prediction,
00:18:27but oh, what?
00:18:38Who is
00:18:42It's a no-on and you are
00:18:44Judith says you listen on
00:18:47Judith a lovely name
00:18:52My wife my wife and I we're actually about to go greet our guests we have lots of friends because
00:18:57we're married and popular by
00:19:06See each other again
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble
00:19:18Oh
00:19:19Are you jealous darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:31What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar
00:19:34Pupils blown
00:19:35Or two?
00:19:38I think you're a bad liar
00:19:39Aaron's ass
00:19:41Are you the best?
00:19:43Oh
00:19:53Oh
00:20:00Aaron's ass
00:20:02excited
00:20:04Erica
00:20:11Avery, dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe dammit!
00:20:30I'm alive!
00:20:37She looks lovely and she's...
00:20:56Is that what it looks like?
00:20:58You know, whatever man, she's your wife, okay?
00:21:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:09So, how you feel my man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due.
00:21:22Your wife is the hero. My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Finally kitschy feelings?
00:22:07Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:13Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But shh.
00:22:50It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on. Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, Mr. Itch.
00:23:23Just come on again.
00:23:25It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32I cannot blame Moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:56I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from us, what?
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey, there you guys are.
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Uh, sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:50I had a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:05Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:08Judith?
00:25:11Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27No, why are you so strong?
00:25:28You're like good...
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:32Woo!
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Let go.
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:08What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:45What?
00:26:47What the?
00:26:48Oh, no.
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:08No!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:23Easy, eh, easy, eh, eh.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:29I'm, I'm, I'm James Bolton.
00:27:31And, do this, brother.
00:27:34And, yeah, we, we're kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I, I know, this is, she billed the wedding.
00:27:49And, and the stay of our family, the shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I, I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from her!
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58I'm fine!
00:28:01Just, get out!
00:28:22Hey, uh, you want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:31This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't
00:28:36tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal.
00:28:48Ow.
00:28:49My back.
00:28:50Ow.
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not going to get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I do.
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey.
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:37It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:43Hey, let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:47It's okay.
00:29:51Avery.
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:29:59Yeah, I get it.
00:30:01Honestly, it's new for me, too.
00:30:03And this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm going to give you space.
00:30:08I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32You want it twice a day?
00:30:34One time already almost killed me.
00:30:41Steve.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey!
00:31:57Uh...
00:31:57I...
00:31:58I just, um...
00:32:00So, um...
00:32:02You want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Is this something you'll like or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:42A delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Thank you very much.
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry, taken.
00:33:12Take him.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23Got them two-piece.
00:33:26I always get what I want.
00:33:41So Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Maton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:03I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51This beach.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02Exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:27Why'd you call me?
00:35:29Why'd you call me?
00:35:31Why'd you call me?
00:35:35Why'd you call me?
00:35:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just need...
00:35:43I need to...
00:35:45I just gotta...
00:35:46Get some...
00:35:49Did... Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04But, like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean, God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19Ain't that confused?
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:24Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a grown boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hot women.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith.
00:37:17His sister.
00:37:18My actual wife.
00:37:20Who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Uh...
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:39Ooh.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Yo.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry, it's not you.
00:38:08I just, uh...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:20No, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No-eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shh.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:15Oh, kill me now.
00:39:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:39:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05So.
00:40:07Okay, fine. I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her. I didn't sleep with her,
00:40:13okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk, and I was scared.
00:40:21I never felt this way about a guy before. Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay? Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up today?
00:40:46I don't know.
00:40:49I don't know.
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:41:10I don't know.
00:41:10I just don't know how to do things else.
00:41:12I love the pose for it.
00:41:20I love to do things like this.
00:41:20I don't know who the pose is.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21What's the pose?
00:41:24What is it?
00:41:24I love to do things like this.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore, you don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I had a meeting this afternoon anyway.
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02That's me.
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05All right.
00:42:14Come on, hello?
00:42:22What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54James?
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:00James!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19You're being shy.
00:43:21I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:39Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You're going to stop.
00:43:57You're going to stop.
00:44:10Faster.
00:44:23Not bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:35It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07No.
00:45:09Oh, OK.
00:45:29Oh, my God.
00:45:31That's cool.
00:45:35What the fuck?
00:45:36What do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey bro, can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:33I got slippery hands, can you tell us the soap back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freaking stupid.
00:47:25A woman.
00:47:32Hey handsome, you want to get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies.
00:47:36Hi James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not going to tell me about it.
00:48:08You know what, I'm going to find you to fix all this and, yeah, you and me, we're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You want to know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I, I was jealous.
00:48:48And it, it, kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's, it's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's, it's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then, tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:00I love you too.
00:50:32what's that oh it's literally your school ring was mine and now it's yours
00:51:07what up critical situation downtown need you back back boss i'm on my way
00:51:52james bonjour vincent james in the shower right now try again later
00:52:01flippity fuck are you doing on james's phone
00:52:14hey is everything okay with the contract man what do you know about vincent lauren
00:52:19vincent ah i mean not much i mean no dude this guy's a total player he was getting three checks
00:52:28avery yo hey avery yo where you going dude if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me
00:52:35avery what the fuck
00:52:40anyway when i was like down on i was like
00:52:45hey
00:52:51avery what the you're the player here james you are no no no no his room you walked out of
00:52:57his room
00:52:57and you say i am the i cannot be the problem this relationship you walked out of his room james
00:53:02you're a fucking hypocrite saying i'm a player i think that i am the one that was cheating
00:53:07when you're so clearly you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit i can't deal with it
00:53:11anymore and you're frankly yeah how does my ass look from my angle you're bad in bed you have
00:53:16such a problem keeping it up i mean
00:53:18shut up or something
00:53:22didn't cheat promise
00:53:30your story better hold water
00:53:32okay okay um here's what happened
00:53:41here closes on zoom 30 get the dogs ready okay
00:53:53now this is only sure i've happened
00:53:57thanks christ i am so sorry
00:54:00hey james what a small world hey
00:54:04oh i'm so sorry about this please let me fix it take my shot i cannot move on your meeting
00:54:11crap the shower in my room is busted
00:54:14clearly in a rush please let me help
00:54:18yeah yeah fuck yeah yeah let's do it
00:54:23james i mean it i i truly admire you just give me a shot
00:54:31i appreciate it mr lauren but my heart is spoken for
00:54:35i only asked for help because this meeting was crucial for my family
00:54:44did i attend your meeting
00:54:46screw the meeting
00:54:57surprise time i love surprises oh okay here ready yeah
00:55:23i love this beach
00:55:26wow
00:55:27that's insane
00:55:31welcome to avery beach
00:55:36seriously you didn't actually name it avery beach right
00:55:40yeah yeah no i was just kidding no
00:55:43name it whatever you wanted
00:55:44thank god yeah
00:55:48um avery
00:55:55avery you're the only person that truly understands me
00:56:00honestly i didn't even know what real love was until i met you
00:56:08you
00:56:09you rewrote my whole life
00:56:13made it beautiful made it real
00:56:16i want it all
00:56:18every sunrise every storm every goddamn day with you
00:56:26every rock fire oh my god will you marry him
00:56:34james welton the guy who's all in
00:56:39um wow i really don't know how any of this works but
00:56:45i would love to keep being your husband
00:56:58all right
00:57:02okay so um rock capital group gala event this friday
00:57:08do you want to be my arm candy
00:57:12i wouldn't miss it
00:57:26it's a nice one
00:57:27it must be james walton
00:57:30shoot those walton's have to our james
00:57:33jesus they're brothers-in-law
00:57:35your imagination's running wild
00:57:38i'm here for it
00:57:41okay well i saw bill cosvey behind the the bar so i'm gonna try one of the special drinks okay
00:57:45all right
00:57:55you're not good enough for him
00:57:58you think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride
00:58:03we all know what's underneath the mask of judith
00:58:06i think he could fool everybody what do you want
00:58:10leave james
00:58:11or i'll blow this whole thing wide open and ruin all of you
00:58:15you know what the fuck excuse me uh whoa whoa hello jimmy oh
00:58:21mr rockefeller's will merely requires avery to marry a well
00:58:28so nothing tearing us apart
00:58:32let's do that
00:58:32fuck away miss lorne
00:58:34now excuse us there's a glory hole in the men's washroom but i'm gonna put my mouth around it
00:58:38it's gonna be on the other side
00:58:41au revoir
00:58:50nothing tearing us apart huh
00:58:54let's test that
00:59:00do this for me i'll be all yours
00:59:09holy shit
00:59:11you're with james walter but with the heads i mean
00:59:14i know he's judith's brother i know
00:59:17ow but how how how can you do that to your own sister i mean that's disgusting dude
00:59:23avery's marrying me end of story okay oh by the way i gotta thank you for that special wine you
00:59:29gifted us really spread things along you know i mean i need another one let's make another one just
00:59:37make another one just make another one thank you
00:59:45so you think his focus is going to be cool with all this or like just relax i'll talk to
00:59:53them
00:59:53i'm coming to my place tomorrow and we'll do this right okay
01:00:03hello hey still avery avery hello best friend dude what the fuck hey still sitting here whatever
01:00:43uh fun fact by the way dad uh did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that
01:00:48do the whole gay
01:00:49or ship thing like full-on romance they even settle down together right right
01:00:56i guess that's why he's sitting on my plate i can't exactly have kids so
01:01:00in the meantime
01:01:21mom dad avery i know judith called and she's flying home tomorrow
01:01:29So she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh, normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Night.
01:01:53James!
01:02:08Now, wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and date your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, mom, and dad.
01:02:19I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:30Oh, he's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it, I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:44No, yeah.
01:02:48Yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay, yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know, that guy, he was, like, a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like, guys becoming tight is the best thing ever.
01:03:18Hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:03:19Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
01:03:21Avery, I promise, I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:25I believe it.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so sorry.
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:36You're funny, you know, Avery, I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46Look for your boy here, he's so pretty. And Avery, like everybody wants him. Like everybody.
01:04:01Let's rest your corner. No, but, no. Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:10Hey, I got a ball to campus. Can you just take her home?
01:04:15I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:22Oh, sorry, Avery. You're pretty good at when you hear liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:32I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:05:05Just take her home, and then I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean, technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, you know?
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:56I don't know.
01:05:57I don't know.
01:05:57No, no, no.
01:06:19Jail's pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James, tell me you're...
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:06:59I...
01:07:01I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:12And I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:19Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:21And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink just to put you under.
01:07:38Your breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:14I think I...
01:08:27I don't know.
01:08:44I was trying to love you.
01:08:47God, I miss you, Abe.
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:58I miss you too.
01:09:01So much.
01:09:26Davey, don't go!
01:09:32You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Judith's baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:13Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:29Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton.
01:10:39Uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it'd be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing,
01:11:01because it would mean everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:08Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you go live your life.
01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:54I'll be back in my office, big sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:12:08Water.
01:12:24Water.
01:12:28Water.
01:12:29Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:31Vincent.
01:12:33What are you?
01:12:49Sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:24All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34My degrees fire that raw, untamed energy labels.
01:13:42Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:57How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that go between sheets?
01:14:23You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:38No.
01:14:40I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no!
01:14:45No, no, no, no!
01:14:46James.
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Hixie, let sis tie you up.
01:14:56And your boy can watch through.
01:14:59James.
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03Get to trap!
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:09I'm sorry.
01:15:12No.
01:15:13He was afraid, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18He was afraid.
01:15:20He was afraid.
01:15:21He was afraid.
01:15:22He was afraid.
01:15:24He didn't give a help.
01:15:26And there's this one.
01:15:27He doesn't even marry me.
01:15:28And he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:35You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Jeremy.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:55Option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59Your little lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:18Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:16:20Oh!
01:16:22Tick-tock, Ruckabill.
01:16:24Time to choose!
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:39I do agree.
01:16:42I do agree.
01:16:43And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven...
01:16:48We're all brought together in hell.
01:16:55Your fucking dreams happen.
01:16:56What?
01:16:58Oh!
01:17:02Hey, Rude!
01:17:06No!
01:17:09Dane!
01:17:10Wait!
01:17:19Oh!
01:17:20Oh!
01:17:23I'm sorry!
01:17:29Wait!
01:17:30No!
01:17:30I'm sorry.
01:18:04You
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