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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's show time
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed
00:00:28by the master of magic oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all
00:00:37time
00:00:37you young lady let's see your true self now i'm going to need a little help by my
00:00:43lovely assistant eric
00:00:55and now my next volunteer
00:00:58i don't care i said shorted what the hell
00:01:08how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas
00:01:19i'm not sure about this he's dangerous i'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:24ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:37owner
00:01:38who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:46are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:49you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear
00:01:55okay well we won't test barry
00:02:00so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing
00:02:08what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino
00:02:11disappear
00:02:14oh
00:02:17holy shit
00:02:21now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:24the police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:26you know
00:02:28kill him
00:02:30kill him
00:02:32kill him
00:02:33kill him
00:02:34now for my final trick
00:02:36to the police
00:02:38kill him
00:02:42kill him
00:02:45kill him
00:02:47kill him
00:02:52killer
00:02:53kill him
00:02:53kill him
00:02:55kill him
00:02:58What are you looking at me for?
00:03:00Get him!
00:03:37Eric!
00:03:38No!
00:03:38Eric!
00:03:38No!
00:03:38Eric!
00:03:38Eric! No!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:58But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric!
00:04:03This is all my fault.
00:04:04God!
00:04:06I need you to do something for me.
00:04:08What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:24Okay.
00:04:25Just hang in there.
00:04:26You're gonna be okay.
00:04:31Eric.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:46If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bree.
00:04:55And help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22The show opens this weekend.
00:05:24The show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Gotta be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:31I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling.
00:05:49You know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:58Oh.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:15Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:23Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:24You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:26I'll tell you what.
00:06:29I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:33Hey, give it back.
00:06:34Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:36Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:39Hmm?
00:06:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:43What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:45Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:47You're disgusting.
00:06:48I'm not doing that.
00:06:49You're not doing that.
00:06:50You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:55What do you say, baby?
00:06:56Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:06:59Take her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:12Here's the deal.
00:07:14I win.
00:07:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:17You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:23It's priceless.
00:07:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:28I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, hotshot.
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:38You know the deal.
00:07:39Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:48You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:54She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:57Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:00Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:19Damn, he got it.
00:08:21That's impossible.
00:08:24What the...
00:08:28Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:29I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:31This bracelet...
00:08:32It's mine.
00:08:34Well then...
00:08:35Why is it in my hand?
00:08:40You dirty thief.
00:08:49You're looking for this.
00:08:51What the...
00:08:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:55Hey man, it's all good.
00:08:57I'm just messing around.
00:09:06Three card Monty.
00:09:08It's always a scam.
00:09:09I know. I know. I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:09:20Ms. Bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:09:25It was my childhood best friends. We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he died.
00:09:34That's all I have left of him.
00:09:40Have a good night, Green.
00:09:42Hey, wait. You just saved me. You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:50Nice for dinner. That was amazing.
00:09:54Uh, I should probably get going.
00:09:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:01Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:05Bullshit. You have training.
00:10:07You know, maybe just a little, uh, just a light of hand.
00:10:14What? You're great.
00:10:19You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:25You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:28They, uh, they, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:46Ring.
00:10:54Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:10:56Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:21Then who are you?
00:11:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:27I think.
00:11:29I think it's better if I left.
00:11:53Hey! Come on, boys!
00:11:56Hey, come on.
00:12:00Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:02Just doing my job.
00:12:03No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:07See this stuff?
00:12:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:26No, not.
00:12:29Not since I was 12.
00:12:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:33the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:36Damn right you're not.
00:12:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy,
00:12:45and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:55What did you do to my deck?
00:12:58Nothing.
00:12:59I was just putting them away.
00:13:01Listen, fool.
00:13:02This is my gold zephyr deck.
00:13:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:13instead of throwing them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:19You're fired!
00:13:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:27I need you to find Bree.
00:13:29Alpera.
00:13:30Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:46You're looking better, sir.
00:13:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:52But let this be a reminder.
00:13:54What we do is dangerous.
00:13:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:13:59I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:02What? Why?
00:14:03He's careless and cocky.
00:14:04He's a liability.
00:14:05No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:08I never said that.
00:14:10Mr. Kensington.
00:14:11Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck.
00:14:18Daniel.
00:14:19Is this true?
00:14:20Of course not.
00:14:21Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:23A common worker?
00:14:24Or a three-star magician?
00:14:26Look, Samuel.
00:14:27Daniel.
00:14:27I've seen his skills.
00:14:29He would never damage a deck.
00:14:31Show them.
00:14:32Show them what you can do.
00:14:38Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:39Let's see it.
00:14:40Show us what you got.
00:14:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:44Tell you what.
00:14:44If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:52job.
00:14:5315 seconds?
00:14:54That's impossible.
00:14:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:14:57But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:14But, sir, he...
00:15:15Bree.
00:15:16It's okay.
00:15:1815 seconds.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21You're on.
00:15:30The idiot.
00:15:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:34Ready to do this?
00:15:36Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little cheering section.
00:15:42Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:50Bree!
00:15:51Look at that.
00:15:52You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:15:55Fine.
00:15:56Deal.
00:15:56It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:15:5915 seconds.
00:16:00Here.
00:16:01We.
00:16:03Go.
00:16:09What's he doing?
00:16:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1310 seconds.
00:16:17Oh, wow.
00:16:18Giving up already?
00:16:19Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:21You said he was good.
00:16:23I thought he would at least try.
00:16:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two, one.
00:16:56Absolutely impossible.
00:17:02How did you do that?
00:17:03There's no way.
00:17:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:06Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12No, no, no.
00:17:13You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:16I knew it.
00:17:17Yeah, of course.
00:17:18Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:20Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:25Now, we've got a show to print.
00:17:28Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:31Come on.
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:35Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:38I don't know what to believe.
00:17:41Oh, come on.
00:17:43The show opens in a few days.
00:17:45We need to prep.
00:17:46Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:17:59This is not going to be a show.
00:18:02Who is this?
00:18:03It's Richard Kim.
00:18:05He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:08Samuel hates him.
00:18:09Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:13Your theater?
00:18:14Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:16This is now my theater.
00:18:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:21I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:24Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:26I bought the theater.
00:18:28Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:32have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:36You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:39I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:41Used to be.
00:18:42You're past your prime.
00:18:44My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:46The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:48I'll lose everything.
00:18:49If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in,
00:18:53that saved my life as a child, will be destroyed.
00:18:57Hey, we still have a contract.
00:18:58You can't just kick us out.
00:18:59Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:00How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half
00:19:04and let the adults talk?
00:19:06I'm this show's producer.
00:19:07And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:10Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:13I'll give you a chance.
00:19:15A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:18Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:22My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:25And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:30Deal.
00:19:32Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:36Great.
00:19:37The competition will be tonight.
00:19:39Tonight?
00:19:40His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:42Not my problem.
00:19:43Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:50Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle
00:19:56to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:03Don't worry. We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:07Daniel.
00:20:08You gotta be kidding.
00:20:09You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:12Asbestrick is probably making a penny appear behind his ear.
00:20:15It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:17All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:20He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:23Yeah, no problem.
00:20:24I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:27And now, the challengers.
00:20:29Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:20:33Matt Von Buren!
00:20:47Oh, no.
00:20:49Oh, God, no.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:20:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:06That guy?
00:21:07Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09Bring him on.
00:21:10Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:16Before each magician is a glass of water, the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that
00:21:22our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:25The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:30Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:33This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:35He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:38We're gonna lose.
00:21:45Maybe not.
00:21:47Showtime.
00:21:53Xavier.
00:21:57Xavier.
00:21:58Not you.
00:22:00What?
00:22:11you should go out this round
00:22:14what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit yeah xavier's the
00:22:20best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the prop boy but
00:22:24leave this
00:22:24real much shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss
00:22:29himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:42maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:22:56oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:03don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:08belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad you'll never
00:23:14see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world
00:23:19they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over
00:23:24a
00:23:24decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:29looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:34boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:39of three competition
00:23:40we need to judge their strength oh i i get it i get you see samuel sending daniel out to
00:23:47get
00:23:47slaughtered and then i come in and save the day worth that he actually thinks he's out there because
00:23:52he has a shot at being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel
00:24:02nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be
00:24:09the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't believe he actually went there as if he was a
00:24:14real magician it's like he's trying to be embarrassed it's sad he really thought that he could hang with
00:24:18the pros no you're sure about this just trust me don't feel too bad you should be honored to be
00:24:30on
00:24:30the stage with me gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little
00:24:38nervous maybe you should be because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:49god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:24:58absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:06supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's
00:25:17amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to
00:25:25back out if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you
00:25:32need more
00:25:32time to prepare no i don't need more time for this trick then first up is matt von buren pay
00:25:43attention
00:25:43this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:00it's finished
00:26:06that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a
00:26:13trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:18what do you think judges did matt bob eric's trick fool you i have no idea how that was done
00:26:25if i didn't
00:26:25know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:33you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:44you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:48i just know exactly how you did it
00:26:57sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:03all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:19what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:25stage fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of
00:27:32us i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us you're
00:27:40just some
00:27:40dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in
00:27:44this mess
00:27:52looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:03switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:12you're right
00:28:16i swore off my old life
00:28:27but i can't keep running forever
00:28:35ladies and gentlemen
00:28:38are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:42now but first i'm gonna need some help
00:28:47brie could you come here
00:28:54what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:08you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:15something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:19well isn't this like life
00:29:21see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:24but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:33wouldn't your reality then
00:29:36just be an illusion
00:29:39don't blink
00:29:40you'll miss it
00:29:55that's it
00:29:57nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:01hey mr kentington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:05to take my place
00:30:06you should have respected my ranking
00:30:08no
00:30:08i think there's something else going on
00:30:11now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:17i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:20without one final piece of equipment
00:30:22which should be coming
00:30:23right about
00:30:25now
00:30:37what's he doing
00:30:38he's such a cake knife
00:30:41he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:30:49how
00:30:58unbelievable
00:31:00maybe
00:31:07whoa
00:31:09that is fast
00:31:10there you go
00:31:11oh great
00:31:12my judges
00:31:14my judges
00:31:16incredible
00:31:20cake
00:31:21the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:24really good
00:31:25i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:27the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:31:33manuel
00:31:41how is this possible
00:31:47now for the critical moment
00:31:49judges
00:31:49what do you think
00:31:50do you know how he did it
00:31:52i have no idea
00:31:53not a clue
00:31:55and you jennifer
00:31:57i'm completely stumped
00:32:01well in the case of a tie
00:32:03we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:06daniel
00:32:07you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:10tell us
00:32:11yeah
00:32:13tell us
00:32:15he dropped in edible iron filmes
00:32:19then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ironizing
00:32:24turning the water red
00:32:26giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:30that's
00:32:31that's
00:32:31correct
00:32:35amazing
00:32:36and matthew
00:32:37how did daniel do his trick
00:32:43i
00:32:45i don't know
00:32:47and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:02i need a knife
00:33:05let's give him cake
00:33:08well done young man
00:33:10the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:15was the master of magic
00:33:20no no he didn't transform anything
00:33:22he didn't even teleport
00:33:24he must have cheated
00:33:25there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:29exactly
00:33:30he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:34how could you let him beat you
00:33:36you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:38how was i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:33:41who is that guy
00:33:46it doesn't matter
00:33:47get out of my face
00:33:49it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:33:52you think you've won
00:33:55you haven't won shit
00:33:58it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:05Kate Barrow
00:34:14miss barlow
00:34:16thank you for joining us
00:34:17that's
00:34:19that's Kate Barlow
00:34:20he's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:23and an actual six star magician
00:34:25all right
00:34:26who's ready for the headliner
00:34:31second round is quick change magic
00:34:33that's sophie's specialty
00:34:34you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:36but now
00:34:37watch an actual prep
00:34:39a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:41or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:34:44a real magician doesn't need to
00:34:46because she has hard earned skills
00:34:48now
00:34:51yeah
00:34:52get him sophie
00:34:53always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:34:56too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:34:58oh
00:34:58you think so
00:35:00your rank is impressive
00:35:02but it doesn't scare me
00:35:03oh
00:35:04you think i brought in miss barlow
00:35:05just for her rank
00:35:07you didn't
00:35:08i brought in kate barlow
00:35:11because she was the protege
00:35:12of the master of magic
00:35:16he taught me everything he knows
00:35:18funny
00:35:19i don't remember training her
00:35:22you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:25she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:27he realized that she was better than him
00:35:29that's why he
00:35:31disappeared
00:35:31that can't be true right
00:35:33richard wouldn't dare
00:35:35make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:37so what you're saying
00:35:38is that we have to compete against somebody who's
00:35:40better than the master of magic
00:35:42oh so what
00:35:43i'll still destroy you
00:35:45sophie
00:35:45shut up
00:35:48miss barlow
00:35:49it is
00:35:51an honor to compete
00:35:52with a magician
00:35:53of your caliber
00:35:55i wish i could say the same
00:35:57but honestly
00:35:58it's an insult
00:36:00you're even trying to compete
00:36:02so why are you here
00:36:05to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:07and publicly declare myself
00:36:10the new master of magic
00:36:16ladies and gentlemen
00:36:17this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:21it is all about quick change magic
00:36:23transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:26in 30 seconds
00:36:28the world record
00:36:29is 17 changes
00:36:32held by the master of magic
00:36:39do you think you can beat that
00:36:41that's a change every two seconds
00:36:42there's no way you can beat that
00:36:44i could beat that in my sleep
00:36:50hell
00:36:51there's not a magic technique in the world
00:36:52that would make that trick possible
00:36:53only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:36:56i know every one of his secrets
00:36:58are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record
00:37:03who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:08then start the music
00:37:21one, two, three, standard
00:37:25oh my god, Dr. Pace
00:37:26how is she doing?
00:37:30is she about to break the record?
00:37:31you're about to break the record?
00:37:33oh my god
00:37:34this is unreal
00:37:36this is history
00:37:39that is 18 changes
00:37:41ladies and gentlemen
00:37:42we have a new world record
00:37:43and possibly a new master of magic
00:37:48i can't believe she just did that
00:37:50i've never seen anything like it
00:37:52the concentration
00:37:53the skill needed to do something like that
00:37:56she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:37:59i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:02for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:05but no
00:38:06she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:08sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:11i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:17well, are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:24no one can do that
00:38:25we should just give up
00:38:27come on, sophie, there has to be some chance
00:38:29okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:32i can't do that
00:38:33no one can do that
00:38:35you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:38but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:40can you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:38:42are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:38:45or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:38:48as the new master of magic?
00:38:51come on
00:38:52one of you at least has to try
00:38:54i can't lose this contract
00:38:56i have children that are my responsibility
00:38:58and they will starve
00:39:00sophie?
00:39:02Eugene?
00:39:03figure?
00:39:04if i had my hand
00:39:06i would try but
00:39:08i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:10well, well
00:39:11looks like i won
00:39:14sir
00:39:15are you hiring?
00:39:18really?
00:39:19you're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:22might as well
00:39:23we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:25sorry samuel
00:39:26you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:28who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:30it's over
00:39:31the theater is mine
00:39:35i failed them
00:39:36i failed the orphanage
00:39:40might as well go with them daniel
00:39:43hey watch where are you going?
00:39:48what is he doing?
00:39:50we still have a shot
00:39:53i'm gonna take it
00:39:54daniel stop
00:39:54you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:39:56i won't let you
00:39:58brie
00:39:58do you trust me?
00:40:03and with the kensington team giving up
00:40:05the winners are
00:40:08wait
00:40:10the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:15that's adorable
00:40:16do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy?
00:40:20i'll manage
00:40:21really samuel you're sending out the help again?
00:40:25this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:27sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't
00:40:30listen
00:40:31this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:35hey that's not true
00:40:36the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:39that's enough
00:40:39ooh is that what's going on?
00:40:42the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:40:46that's really cute
00:40:47i said that's enough
00:40:49daniel
00:40:49are you ready?
00:40:53your time starts
00:40:57now
00:41:07we're waiting
00:41:09look at all these quick changes
00:41:11he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:13what's he doing?
00:41:16does he even do his magic?
00:41:17hey honey
00:41:18it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:20but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:24what are you doing boy?
00:41:27just trust him
00:41:28he has it under control
00:41:29are you kidding me?
00:41:30if he has it under control
00:41:32i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:34hey brie uh
00:41:35you might want to turn around for this one okay?
00:41:37your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:41:41seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:41:45yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:41:47you're not getting 18 bro
00:41:49daniel what are you doing?
00:41:51are you happy?
00:41:52you've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time
00:42:00time
00:42:02time is a funny thing isn't it?
00:42:05you see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:08but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:11stand still
00:42:16your technique wasn't bad
00:42:18just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:23this is
00:42:27what's he gonna do?
00:42:27let's find out
00:42:33don't blink
00:42:43congratulations
00:42:44one change in 30 seconds
00:42:46i win
00:42:47but you can't call that a competition
00:42:49what a waste of time
00:42:50sophie at least would have had a chance
00:42:52well i think we know who won this contest
00:42:56are you sure about that?
00:42:57i might
00:43:0376
00:43:06what the
00:43:15how did he do that?
00:43:1977
00:43:2078
00:43:24whoo
00:43:27jessie
00:43:29ladies and gentlemen
00:43:30we have 78 changes
00:43:32can you believe it?
00:43:34it's not possible
00:43:35it's impossible
00:43:38it's impossible for mere mortals
00:43:41but not for the master of magic
00:43:44wait
00:43:45is he the real master of magic?
00:43:49the mr. wreck you used
00:43:52showmanship
00:43:53the transformation on a massive scale
00:43:56ladies and gentlemen
00:43:58you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:00because this man is the master of magic
00:44:05oh my god
00:44:11i knew it
00:44:11i knew it
00:44:14oh god
00:44:16i just made an axe of myself
00:44:19in front of the real master of magic
00:44:21without question
00:44:23i believe i speak for all three judges
00:44:25to declare that
00:44:27daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:29ladies and gentlemen you heard it
00:44:31daniel wins the competition
00:44:36daniel
00:44:38daniel
00:44:40daniel
00:44:41daniel
00:44:41daniel
00:44:42daniel
00:44:43daniel
00:44:43daniel
00:44:43daniel
00:44:44please
00:44:45please forgive me
00:44:46i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:44:48that i feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:44:51how dare you lie to me
00:44:53you swore to me
00:44:54you learned everything from him
00:44:55you're nothing but a fraud
00:44:56get out of here
00:45:01i've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:04i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:08cause i know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:11you were a world class cat burglar
00:45:16tonight
00:45:17the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:22i'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:25i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:28that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:32here
00:45:35down payment to show you i'm serious
00:45:38so what do you say
00:45:40ready to make some real money
00:45:44i won both rounds of the competition didn't i
00:45:47well
00:45:48yes
00:45:49then mr kensington gets to keep his theater
00:45:51that was the deal
00:45:54right
00:45:54of course
00:45:56but what do you think of my offer
00:45:59what do i think of your offer
00:46:06why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:13yes
00:46:14that was so good
00:46:19wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:23wow
00:46:26you know daniel
00:46:27when i first saw you i knew that you were special
00:46:30yeah of course
00:46:32i mean even an idiot could see
00:46:34he was the master of magic
00:46:35and honestly um
00:46:37i just feel
00:46:39so honored
00:46:40to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:46:43wow
00:46:46you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:46:48after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:46:51no we were just joking
00:46:54right
00:46:55guys
00:46:57you're gonna stay with us
00:46:58right daniel
00:47:00yeah
00:47:00of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:02we were just
00:47:03you know
00:47:04giving him some love
00:47:05the three of you
00:47:07your actions were a disgrace
00:47:10disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:14i think daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:18punishment?
00:47:18punishment is a very strong word
00:47:20first of all
00:47:21i don't like that
00:47:22you know
00:47:24i do think
00:47:26maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:28will do you three some good
00:47:36i know i see it
00:47:37that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen
00:47:40disgusting
00:47:42what is going to go
00:47:43go just go
00:47:44we have to go here
00:47:49so
00:47:50well
00:47:50you're really him
00:47:54master of magic
00:47:55i don't feel i
00:47:57am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:00if uh
00:48:01you want to stay
00:48:02i gladly open for you
00:48:04and give you the marquee performance
00:48:07but uh
00:48:08whether you stay or leave
00:48:10it's
00:48:11well it's completely
00:48:13your decision
00:48:14so what do you say
00:48:18if you knew how i'd let eric die
00:48:19you'd hate me
00:48:23i'm not the master of magic
00:48:25that may be true
00:48:28but
00:48:29nobody else
00:48:30could ever do what you did up here
00:48:36daniel
00:48:38daniel
00:48:40daniel
00:48:42daniel
00:48:44daniel
00:48:45daniel
00:48:46daniel
00:48:46daniel
00:48:46that bracelet
00:48:48could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:01Hey
00:49:03All this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:06Daniel Angier
00:49:07And you're still the same
00:49:09The older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:12Anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:13He'd come running
00:49:17When it mattered the most
00:49:19I let him down
00:49:24Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:27And he was so proud of you
00:49:29The only time you let him down
00:49:31Is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:49:34What?
00:49:35Eric believed in you
00:49:38And your gifts
00:49:39Don't let your guilt take that away
00:49:42You're still the master of magic
00:49:45You just have to claim it
00:49:52Where'd he go?
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:55We want an interview!
00:49:56In here
00:50:07I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:09You have to be here somewhere
00:50:19You're friends
00:50:20Ah, well that sounds
00:50:23Awful
00:50:44Awful
00:50:45I hate you
00:50:50Jeremy
00:50:51Oh you have to be able to stay
00:50:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:05Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:28This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:51:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:51:52Good business. That's what happened.
00:52:01This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:04You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:09Silly boy, jail and laws are only for the poor. I was out in two years.
00:52:14And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place. It's mine.
00:52:20I bought it. And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel
00:52:26it into my casino.
00:52:27You're a monster.
00:52:28Nah. If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:32Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic. See this watch? This is worth more than the whole place.
00:52:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:52:47I'm gonna get it.
00:52:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:52:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:52:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:52:58But you can't be serious. What about the children?
00:53:02Miss Anderson, what's he talking about? Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:07Yeah, you are. But, listen. You can stay at my hotel. Ten grand a night. You got that kind of
00:53:17money, kid?
00:53:20I didn't think so.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:25Pay your once millions for this place. I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow
00:53:30at noon?
00:53:34You'll have your money.
00:53:36Oh, yeah?
00:53:38Where are you gonna get it?
00:53:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:53:46I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:53:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:13I'm gonna pool off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the
00:54:25world.
00:54:26Lily, system logistics and camera espionage, Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure
00:54:35vault three times, and Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:54:44They're good.
00:54:46Almost as good as me.
00:54:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:54:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:06Hmm.
00:55:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:21We don't need a knife.
00:55:22I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be picking up.
00:55:46I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be picking up.
00:55:55A trickster.
00:55:56Give us a moment.
00:56:00There's nobody here.
00:56:02Maybe he could be our fault guy.
00:56:04I like it.
00:56:05He's clearly in no reason.
00:56:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:08We could double cross him easy.
00:56:12All right.
00:56:14We'll let you help us.
00:56:15And they'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:24I'm listening.
00:56:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:56:29Clear it out.
00:56:30Bring us the chips.
00:56:32You have five minutes.
00:56:34Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:56:37Look at him.
00:56:38This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:56:41First you're going to need a key, and you got that, a key.
00:56:46And then, why aren't you writing this down?
00:56:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:56:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:03He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:09Hopeless.
00:57:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:20I need a drink of water.
00:57:21He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:23Look at him.
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Are you serious?
00:57:30Jesus Christ.
00:57:31I'm a whole soda walk around, and then you can't watch the step?
00:57:33I am a klutz and a half.
00:57:34I am so sorry.
00:57:35Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:57:37No, no, get off of me, man.
00:57:39It's a piece of garbage.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:40Yeah, garbage.
00:57:42Just...
00:57:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:57:45He could grab the keys.
00:57:47He's a terrible failure.
00:57:48I've seen enough.
00:57:55You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:57:57Like the same thief you are.
00:57:59Now you can go.
00:58:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:04Best in the world, huh?
00:58:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:22Impossible.
00:58:23He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:25Who is this guy?
00:58:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:58:30How...
00:58:30How did he do that?
00:58:32Is this enough proof for you?
00:58:36Ladies, those chips did not come from the card.
00:58:39No one is the girl.
00:58:41He probably already hit him on his sleeve.
00:58:44That makes sense.
00:58:45He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:58:48If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:58:50we wouldn't want to double-cross the girl.
00:58:52He's the perfect dumb sexy.
00:58:55All right.
00:58:57They'll let you help us.
00:58:58But don't get in our way.
00:59:02Deal.
00:59:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:10I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:18This is child's play.
00:59:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:22It's time for a distraction.
00:59:25When I walk past those guards,
00:59:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:30Your plan is broken.
00:59:34What did you just say?
00:59:36I said your plan is broken.
00:59:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
00:59:40Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
00:59:45And that perfume that she just sprayed on
00:59:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
00:59:54That's what I thought.
00:59:56Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal schoolable.
00:59:59Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:00:03Look, idiot.
01:00:04Watch her sway.
01:00:08It is already starting to work.
01:00:21The last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:00:27And before then, is a hit with monocle.
01:00:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:00:34You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:00:48Oh, that scent.
01:00:50I get the disease.
01:00:51Halt!
01:00:53Halt!
01:00:55Get back to your post.
01:00:56What are you doing?
01:00:58Damn it.
01:00:59The perfume does not work on Dimit.
01:01:01It's fine.
01:01:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:04And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:07They do not have time.
01:01:08We need a new distraction now.
01:01:14What's in him?
01:01:15When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:22You go.
01:01:25Ay, ay, ay.
01:01:26These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:01:31Exactly.
01:01:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:01:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:01:39I almost feel sorry for him.
01:01:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:01:49He's walking right past the guards.
01:01:53Maybe he's leaving, realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:02:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:01Is he serious?
01:02:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:06It's hard to let go.
01:02:07I'd like to save the orphans.
01:02:10I'd do anything.
01:02:11He's not even using Zindru's loot machines.
01:02:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:17Huh?
01:02:17How?
01:02:20This is ridiculous.
01:02:21We have to go in.
01:02:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:23He's not even smart enough to be a foul guy.
01:02:25My bedroom is ready.
01:02:26I'm going back to you.
01:02:27No, babe.
01:02:31I want to see him fail.
01:02:33Then, he will cut.
01:02:47No way.
01:02:51Oh my gosh, amazing on your first try.
01:02:56Jackpot?
01:02:56How did he do that?
01:02:58All I can was he probably just got lucky.
01:03:00That's not the real distraction.
01:03:13The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:24Code 11. All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:27That's impossible.
01:03:28Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:03:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:03:32Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:03:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:03:41Right.
01:03:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:03:46He's going in the vault.
01:03:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:03:55Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:02Trying to go in without us?
01:04:03Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:07cross us.
01:04:08Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:14Hot blazes!
01:04:14How did that happen?
01:04:22You were going to pay for that!
01:04:24Dory, it'll wash out.
01:04:26And I couldn't double cross you if I tried.
01:04:30That's right.
01:04:31We're too good.
01:04:32We are professionals.
01:04:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:04:37Oh, whatever.
01:04:38Step aside.
01:04:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:04:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:04:47Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:04:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:04:55week.
01:04:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:04:57Just as I thought.
01:04:59Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:03No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:06Yeah, me.
01:05:09Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:15Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:05:26One down.
01:05:27Three to go.
01:05:33Intruder alert.
01:05:34False entry detected.
01:05:36Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:05:39Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:05:40We have to make it stop.
01:05:41Just give me a minute.
01:05:43We don't have a minute.
01:05:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:05:45Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:05:47Somebody shut him up.
01:05:49Eleven.
01:05:50Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so it shouldn't be no problem.
01:05:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:05:58Five.
01:05:59Four.
01:06:00Three.
01:06:01Two.
01:06:03Three.
01:06:05Two.
01:06:07Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:11Got it.
01:06:12Sure you did.
01:06:14How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:19You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:22Like I did.
01:06:24Give me another second.
01:06:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:06:28Hold on.
01:06:29I'll give it a shot.
01:06:31You really think you can be faster than me?
01:06:33I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:06:36Stop distracting her.
01:06:38This is a job for the pros.
01:06:39Alisa, you got this.
01:06:40No, she doesn't.
01:06:41What are you talking about?
01:06:43She won't get it open.
01:06:44The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:06:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:06:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:06:56Got it.
01:06:58She won't get it open.
01:06:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:05What's wrong?
01:07:08It's hollow.
01:07:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:14I can help.
01:07:15I'm fine.
01:07:15Idiot, I almost found it.
01:07:17Alisa.
01:07:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:07:27the
01:07:28casino.
01:07:31Hold yours.
01:07:33Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:07:35Don't worry.
01:07:36We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:07:44What the hell are you doing?
01:07:46Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:07:49He's drunk.
01:07:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:07:51We're just seeing it now.
01:07:53Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:07:56All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:01Thumbs up.
01:08:03Tickle him.
01:08:07Now for the magic words.
01:08:11Open sesame.
01:08:21How the hell?
01:08:22Impossibile.
01:08:23Who are you?
01:08:25Are we in over our heads?
01:08:27Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:08:37What the fuck?
01:08:41God damn.
01:08:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:08:45I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:08:47I am finally going to buy the mansion in the Kaspian Sea.
01:08:59Bingo.
01:09:03Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:06Just taking my share.
01:09:09You think you are so smart.
01:09:11Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:17We played you the entire time.
01:09:19And you didn't even notice.
01:09:20You see those cameras?
01:09:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:09:25Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:09:29All of us.
01:09:30Except for you.
01:09:31You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:09:34You were just our folly guy.
01:09:36That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:09:39Enjoy prison.
01:09:41Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:09:43It's safe for you to come in.
01:09:50This is more than I even thought.
01:09:53Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:09:56Come on ladies, we can't stand around.
01:09:58Pack up.
01:09:59Who's this?
01:10:01Oh, no one.
01:10:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:05We had him take the fall.
01:10:07He was easy.
01:10:07Almost a little too easy.
01:10:09It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:12Sorry buddy.
01:10:13But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:16I'll remember that next time.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:10:23Who?
01:10:25Who are you?
01:10:28You know exactly who I am.
01:10:32You stupid broads.
01:10:33Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:10:35A wannabe petty thief.
01:10:37Yeah, calm down Mr. Kim.
01:10:39He is a nobody.
01:10:40He's not a nobody.
01:10:42He's Richard, tranquilo.
01:10:44He's just our patsy.
01:10:45We had him in our web the entire time.
01:10:47He wasn't in your web.
01:10:49You were in his.
01:10:50You fools.
01:10:52Please.
01:10:54Please.
01:10:54Please don't do this.
01:10:55Let us go.
01:10:56Relax, Richard.
01:10:58I can do anything crazy like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:01Oh, thank you.
01:11:03Because I already have.
01:11:08What?
01:11:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:15And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:18You think you can just waltz in here, steal my stash?
01:11:22No, not here.
01:11:24Not on my turf.
01:11:27Oh, jeez.
01:11:29The three links, huh?
01:11:31KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:11:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:11:38My pink ass.
01:11:40And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:11:43The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:11:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54That mask.
01:11:57I know you.
01:11:58You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:05But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:10I put him down like a dog.
01:12:12I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:15Tell you what.
01:12:16We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:12:25Well, I knew it.
01:12:27You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:12:34That's not my blood.
01:12:41You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:12:45And you know why you didn't?
01:12:48He blinked.
01:12:50Get him!
01:12:53Sweet.
01:12:54You guys brought flowers.
01:12:55You guys brought flowers.
01:13:11Freeze!
01:13:18That's enough.
01:13:26What?
01:13:28How did you do that?
01:13:30I sowed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:13:33What the hell happened?
01:13:35Why am I tied up?
01:13:36Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:13:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound. I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:13:45Why would I go to prison? You're the thief. You're stealing from me.
01:13:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:13:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:00Because who the hell are you?
01:14:05I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:09No! No! No! Hold on!
01:14:11Hold on!
01:14:12No! No!
01:14:12No! No!
01:14:12Let's out of here!
01:14:13Hold the hell!
01:14:24You did it, Eric.
01:14:26Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:14:28Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:14:33We did it.
01:14:39And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:14:45And the library.
01:14:47We get brand new books every day.
01:14:51I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:14:55You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:14:59Hey!
01:15:00Hi!
01:15:00Mommy! Daddy!
01:15:02Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:04Yeah! Ice cream!
01:15:05You read my mind.
01:15:06You're like a little magician.
01:15:08Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:10Always looking forward to it.
01:15:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:19Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic team.
01:15:26The one.
01:15:28The one.
01:15:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:15:35Charity Angier!
01:15:37Thanks for loving는데.
01:15:38Thanks.
01:15:41Woo.
01:15:56And the car small place.
01:15:59Yes.
01:16:04It's very good.
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