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Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:23Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom? Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:49The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:09The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona. Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because
00:01:17of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential until you marry
00:01:28and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:35Right. It's on the house.
00:02:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:36Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then.
00:03:42You shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:47I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:15Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:20I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of their best ones.
00:04:28Really?
00:04:30I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:50Why not?
00:04:51We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:55Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:06Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Swinson.
00:05:40Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Swinson.
00:05:57Excuse me?
00:05:58You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:03I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Swinson.
00:06:07I know exactly who you are.
00:06:23You know who she is?
00:06:25I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:43You can always fold, you know.
00:06:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:51I'm here to win.
00:06:53You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:08You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:16I'll let you go another round.
00:07:18Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:46I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:49Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:52Do you want me to stop?
00:07:59you mean her?
00:08:08No.
00:08:09No.
00:08:09That's it.
00:08:10Let him watch.
00:08:12Give him a shower.
00:08:24Wait, please don't stop
00:08:27Use your words
00:08:29Tell me what you want
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me
00:08:33Please
00:08:34That's a good girl
00:08:41Eric
00:08:45Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No, that was from him
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:06Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:10No can do
00:09:12I have a date with a
00:09:14Very pretty lady
00:09:20Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:24Eric
00:09:25Phillips
00:09:27It is Vegas
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42No, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:49It's very distracting
00:09:53Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:09Eric, there are people
00:10:11And if you're quiet
00:10:12And if you're quiet, they won't see you
00:10:16I should stop
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:20You know, you were right before
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:27But I am
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:32For once in my life
00:10:34I just want to forget about everything
00:10:38Just live in the moment
00:10:40And I think you
00:10:43Can help me do that
00:10:51Remove the camouflage
00:10:53I want you to see you
00:10:55The real you
00:10:57But then you'll know who I am
00:11:00I already know who you are
00:11:02The real you
00:11:04Wants to let go
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:13He really wants me
00:11:15The real me
00:11:17Fuck
00:11:19You are gorgeous
00:11:23I want you, Eric
00:11:26I need you
00:11:30Spread your legs for me
00:11:36Keep your eyes open
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come
00:11:42All over my fingers
00:11:48Keep your eyes open
00:11:54I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:11:57They can if you stay quiet
00:11:59Keep your eyes open
00:12:01Or I'll stop
00:12:06That's a good girl
00:12:07Look down at my head
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me
00:12:16They can't
00:12:18Just relax
00:12:19I can't
00:12:21I can't
00:12:22It's okay
00:12:23Don't think
00:12:47Don't think
00:12:49I'm gonna kill it now
00:12:49I want you to scream my name
00:12:52When it comes
00:12:52Five
00:12:55Four
00:12:56Three
00:12:58Two
00:13:02Four
00:13:03Four
00:13:04Four
00:13:04Four
00:13:05Four
00:13:05Four
00:13:06Four
00:13:06Four
00:13:08Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:31Four
00:13:34Four
00:13:35Four
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:11The boring one, if you will.
00:14:14And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:16All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:19I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:28It's Vegas.
00:14:29Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:31Just for tonight.
00:14:35So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:07Just fuck me already.
00:15:08I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:13Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:15But your body says something else.
00:15:28Wait.
00:15:31Shit.
00:15:32I almost lost my cool.
00:15:34I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:39I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:49Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:56Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:16She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:33So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:38Ah!
00:16:39Come on!
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:48You nervous?
00:16:52Just never been married before.
00:17:00Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:03Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:07Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:08Come on.
00:17:08Let's do it.
00:17:10You need to come home.
00:17:12Now.
00:17:13I can't.
00:17:14Secret.
00:17:14Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:19He looks at me weird.
00:17:20It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:23I need you.
00:17:24Here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:26But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:41Yeah.
00:17:42Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:47It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on.
00:17:50We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:18:09Hey.
00:18:11Hey.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:13Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:19But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:29Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:36All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:42Woo!
00:19:09This is it.
00:19:11I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:13The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16Now, if I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:20Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:28But I already betrayed her once.
00:20:12I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:14Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:28The hand-passed bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:31Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:50No, it's...
00:20:52complicated.
00:20:53Complicated?
00:20:54Or distracted?
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family, not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:04Act like one.
00:21:05Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:08I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:13Then stop hesitating.
00:21:16If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:34He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46You lying piece of bullshit!
00:21:48You didn't want me, you just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:21:53I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:21:56You still lied to me, Eric.
00:21:57You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:21:59That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:01Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:03You lied before, before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:09I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:10I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:11Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:25The hand fast mark, it'll fade.
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:30The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:32Not that part.
00:22:33Not with you.
00:22:35It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:37You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:41Lily, what?
00:22:43When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again.
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:04My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by, then, well...
00:23:17See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:19It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:22Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:29Apparently, getting a hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys.
00:23:48There's nothing, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:04Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:13No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:18I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:47What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:50Nothing. I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:24:56Payday? Someone sent you! Who?
00:24:59I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:02Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:04Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:15No!
00:25:17No!
00:25:18No!
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:23You're in over your head.
00:25:26I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:30Suit yourself.
00:25:35Suit yourself.
00:25:44What the fuck?
00:25:59Get off me!
00:26:01Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:02I got the wand.
00:26:04I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand! Who are you?
00:26:20The hand fast mark.
00:26:25Hello, wife.
00:26:26Miss me?
00:26:30What are you doing here?
00:26:32Well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're
00:26:37more into bondage.
00:26:38I didn't know you're so kinky.
00:26:39I didn't know you're so kinky.
00:26:39Shut up!
00:26:43Look, you should be thanking me. I did just save you all.
00:26:46Thanking you? You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:26:53Wait a minute. You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker! Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six
00:27:08months, and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:14Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:16Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:20I-I just... I need it, okay? It's... it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:26No!
00:27:26Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:32hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:34Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:38No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:41I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:43It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:50I can get it back!
00:27:53Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance. I can get the wand back,
00:27:59take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:06I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:10But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:19No.
00:28:21No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:24It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:30the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:36the entire world?
00:28:38Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lili.
00:28:42God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:44Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:52Shut up! Don't call me wife either.
00:28:55After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart.
00:28:59I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:17That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find a wand inside that circle.
00:29:21Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:24It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:32Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:38After this, we're done. You got it?
00:29:41Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:42We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:44Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:04You magicked a car here?
00:30:06This isn't just any car.
00:30:14This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:21In a car without a roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:34Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:42Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:19You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:22Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:23We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:27That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:30Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:32Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:34Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:36Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:39What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:42No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:45My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:51The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:54Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:31:59Was this your plan all along?
00:32:01Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:04so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:09Yeah. Okay.
00:32:23You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:28then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm gonna put on you.
00:32:36I promise, no funny business.
00:32:40Pinky promise.
00:33:00Good night to you, too.
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:24Yeah.
00:33:24Sigrid.
00:33:26She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:31Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:34Well?
00:33:34No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:38But you already know that.
00:33:39No.
00:33:54Not like you.
00:34:30Good morning, wife.
00:34:33I told you not to call me.
00:34:51You were saying something?
00:34:54What?
00:34:57How did you know I was awake?
00:35:00The husband always knows.
00:35:08Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:14No peeking.
00:35:19Cross my heart.
00:35:21Hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:36I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:49I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:35:54I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:12Oh, that's it, Lily.
00:36:14Be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:24Are you ready?
00:36:28Oh, you said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:48I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:53God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:56Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:03Are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came so
00:37:11hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:15I think about those times a lot.
00:37:18Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:22Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:45You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:48It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:54I am your wife, after all.
00:37:56Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:01I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:06If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:10Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:15Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:20See? There you go again.
00:38:22Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:25I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:28If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:31Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:34That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:38You ever think of that?
00:38:40Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:42Well, you're a Spinson, too, sweetheart.
00:38:44Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:05I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:07It's getting dark.
00:39:07You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me, too?
00:39:16Fine.
00:39:16Just don't take too long.
00:39:21You got her in the car or what?
00:39:23Who?
00:39:24Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:26The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:31You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it.
00:39:35I'll give you that.
00:39:36Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:39What's the end game here?
00:39:41You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:44What does she have to do with it?
00:39:45Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:48I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:52When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:01So you just want to use her, like you use mom, like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:06This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:13Your magic, everything.
00:40:15And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:29This isn't right.
00:40:30The trail should still be here.
00:40:33Would you like some coffee, Ms. Sherwood?
00:40:35Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:39You.
00:40:43But the map said that...
00:40:45That's cute.
00:40:46You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:54That wand is mine.
00:40:59Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:07Hold still.
00:41:08This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:10No, stop.
00:41:11Stop.
00:41:11Stop.
00:41:13Stop.
00:41:19Get away from her.
00:41:24Eric, the wand.
00:41:38My magic.
00:41:39She took half of my magic, Eric.
00:41:42You're okay.
00:41:42I got you.
00:41:44You're okay.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:47You don't understand.
00:41:49The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:52What did she want with my powers?
00:41:54The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:57She can have gone far.
00:41:58We'll find her.
00:41:59Lay low for now.
00:42:00Hey, Eric, stop the car.
00:42:01I can't breathe.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:14Hey, look at me, look at me, look at me.
00:42:16You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:17Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:25I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:26Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:40I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:49This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:54Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:04Is that what you want, Lili?
00:43:07You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:10You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:19Eric.
00:43:22Wait, wait.
00:43:24Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:30We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:35We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:37We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:39Let's get the wand.
00:43:41That's it.
00:43:42And then what?
00:43:44You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:44:21Smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:24Cinnamon.
00:44:27Old magic.
00:44:31I should have known.
00:44:33It's a Satyr's inn.
00:44:35That spell.
00:44:37An almond and habitus smell.
00:44:40It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:45You mean orgies?
00:44:47Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:44:50It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grits of your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:04Jesus.
00:45:11Eric, don't.
00:45:13I'm trying not to.
00:45:23Eric, don't.
00:45:25I'm trying not to.
00:45:32a spell
00:45:34doesn't create desire
00:45:36it lets go of the lies
00:45:39it tells us what we really want
00:45:41what I want doesn't matter
00:45:43it matters in here
00:45:46tell me what you really want
00:45:49you can say goodbye
00:45:51and go our separate ways
00:45:52or you can tell me you want this
00:45:56you want me
00:45:59tell me to stay
00:46:03stay
00:46:04please
00:46:06god what is this
00:46:08is this just the magic
00:46:09no
00:46:13it's not the spell
00:46:15it's freedom
00:46:18you can hear the outside world
00:46:19it doesn't matter
00:46:20just you
00:46:22and me
00:46:25I shouldn't want this
00:46:26I know
00:46:29I shouldn't be doing this
00:46:34or this
00:46:36be able to share with
00:46:38to the most respected family
00:46:40of the whole rich world
00:46:42you definitely shouldn't sound
00:46:44this fucking sexy
00:46:46to mind
00:46:48you know the ear
00:46:49to the share with family
00:46:53who are you
00:46:54I want you
00:46:56Eric
00:46:57I need you
00:47:01tell me who you are
00:47:04Lily
00:47:05close
00:47:10but not quite
00:47:12tonight
00:47:14tell me who you are
00:47:16your wife
00:47:40this doesn't change anything
00:47:43I know
00:47:45we can have tonight
00:47:46and then
00:47:47tomorrow we go back
00:47:48to who we are
00:47:48on the outside
00:47:50sure
00:47:51I'll go back
00:47:52to being my bad self
00:47:53and you can go back
00:47:54to pretending to be
00:47:54a good little witch
00:47:57excuse me
00:47:58don't deny
00:47:59Lily
00:47:59share with
00:48:00Svinson
00:48:01I know I'm kind of dork
00:48:03naughty thoughts
00:48:04you
00:48:04I don't
00:48:08it's okay to be bad
00:48:11you don't have to pretend
00:48:15I don't
00:48:15huh
00:48:19you know just because
00:48:20I have half my magic
00:48:22doesn't mean I can't
00:48:23play with you for tonight
00:48:36now you're gonna sit there
00:48:38like a good
00:48:40little
00:48:41witch
00:48:46and I'm
00:48:48gonna do
00:48:49whatever
00:48:50I
00:48:51want
00:48:54to you
00:48:58I don't remember packing that lingerie
00:49:01close your eyes
00:49:04Eric you're so good
00:49:07you're being such a bad boy
00:49:10I'm
00:49:12being properly motivated
00:49:15not to move
00:49:18see how long it takes you to break
00:49:20for you I could stay here forever
00:49:22pretty to think so
00:49:25why don't we test that little theory
00:49:26huh
00:49:28we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:30hmm
00:49:31all you have to do
00:49:34is admit that I win
00:49:35I'll let you fuck me
00:49:38I'll even
00:49:40let you come wherever you want
00:49:45you can come here
00:49:49or here
00:49:52I'll even
00:49:53let you come in here
00:49:57God
00:49:58come on
00:50:00I know you wanna
00:50:01just admit
00:50:03I'm right
00:50:05fine
00:50:08you win
00:50:09oh what was that
00:50:10you hurt me
00:50:22so what's my prize
00:50:26I could
00:50:28torture you
00:50:28like you did me
00:50:31but I want to be inside you
00:50:34I want to feel you
00:50:35squeeze me tight
00:50:38and take me to bed
00:50:39husband
00:50:43call me that again
00:50:46you want me to fuck you husband
00:50:49yeah
00:50:50fuck me
00:50:59tell me a story
00:51:02like the ones you did in Vegas
00:51:05I've got a story about
00:51:07my pet goat Gilmore
00:51:09and how he got stuck
00:51:11on a magic carpet
00:51:12or the story about
00:51:14how my sister tried to
00:51:16negotiate with a troll
00:51:17using only redimates
00:51:18I already know about your family
00:51:25I want to know about you
00:51:28what's it like to be a Svensson heir
00:51:30you want the insider info
00:51:34you tell me yours
00:51:35I'll tell you mine
00:51:36you gonna tell me how
00:51:38wonderful it was
00:51:39growing up as a
00:51:40beloved
00:51:40and blessed Sherwood
00:51:45is that what you think
00:51:46being a Sherwood is like
00:51:49is that what you think
00:51:50being a Sherwood is like
00:51:51all fun and rainbows
00:51:53yeah everybody loves your family
00:51:55that's not true
00:51:56Eric
00:51:57there are so many people
00:51:58who would love it
00:51:59if we just disappeared
00:52:01my mother has been
00:52:02shouldering all that
00:52:03responsibility and pressure
00:52:04for decades
00:52:05and next year
00:52:06I will be the head witch
00:52:08in charge
00:52:09everyone's counting on me
00:52:10to do the right thing
00:52:11like eat your fruits
00:52:12and veggies
00:52:13like spending my whole
00:52:14childhood being told
00:52:15that the whole world
00:52:17depended on me
00:52:19like never bothering
00:52:20to have any hopes
00:52:21or dreams
00:52:23because my whole life
00:52:24was planned for me
00:52:25from the very start
00:52:26before I was even born
00:52:28I'm always doing
00:52:29the right thing
00:52:29for the family
00:52:30I was never allowed
00:52:31to even think
00:52:32of doing the wrong thing
00:52:34I couldn't be tired
00:52:35I couldn't be scared
00:52:36I couldn't be angry
00:52:37one mistake
00:52:39and my family
00:52:40loses everything
00:52:41that they've ever worked for
00:52:42if this whole world
00:52:43fades to black
00:52:44it's because I
00:52:45messed up
00:52:46it's because I
00:52:46didn't do a good job
00:52:51I don't think
00:52:52I've ever said
00:52:52that out loud before
00:52:54I'm glad you did
00:52:57your turn
00:52:59growing up with
00:53:00Vincent was
00:53:02a little different
00:53:04the old man likes
00:53:04to say I was
00:53:06the first of his
00:53:08disappointments
00:53:09I guess it's good
00:53:11at least I was
00:53:11first in something
00:53:13I didn't care
00:53:14about disappointing him
00:53:15I just wanted to
00:53:17get away from him
00:53:18I had it all planned out
00:53:20when I turned 16
00:53:22I'd leave
00:53:22change my name
00:53:23and the Svensson bloodline
00:53:24would die with me
00:53:25my mom died
00:53:27when Secret was born
00:53:31my dad used her
00:53:32against me
00:53:34every day since
00:53:40I'm so sorry Eric
00:53:42I shouldn't have asked
00:53:46it's okay
00:53:47the Svensson's have
00:53:49always lived in the
00:53:50Sherwood shadows
00:53:52we are the shadows
00:53:56all you do is shine
00:54:07he always asked me
00:54:08what I want
00:54:11what do you
00:54:12want Eric
00:54:16you'd hate me
00:54:17if I told you
00:54:19I mean
00:54:19more than you already do
00:54:23I don't hate you
00:54:26I never did
00:54:54I haven't
00:55:02Eric. Something's wrong. Dad's got visitors. A bunch of old guys. I don't know who they
00:55:07are. He made me play piano for them like some kind of dress up doll. It's really freaking
00:55:13me out. Eric. Are you safe? Eric. Are you safe?
00:55:27Now, all those weird old men left last night. And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:35Don't let anyone in. If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:38I know. I'll just do what he says. I always do. I'm so sick of this E. What if he
00:55:47actually
00:55:47does make me marry one of those guys? I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:55:52Look, I'm close to getting the wand of life. The wand of late?
00:55:58Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:00You can't tell that secret. When I get the wand, be ready for my call. I have a plan.
00:56:08I barely know basic spells. I don't know if...
00:56:12You can. I know you can. When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:44Filling up Bessie. Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:56Oh my god! Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:00A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:04I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:05Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who. Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:12Oh, yeah. Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:16Oh, aren't we feisty this morning? Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing? Or have you already murdered him
00:57:23after catching his dick?
00:57:24I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:28I'm fine, Effie. I know all about Eric Svensson. I'm not stupid. And when we get the wand back...
00:57:35You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:38We will. And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell. This mark will be gone.
00:57:44I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:52It's not fair, you know. I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like
00:57:57I can change it. But it's not.
00:58:01It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:04There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:11Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:14That's fine. It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:18Effie, what? Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:24All right. Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:29I know.
00:58:31Give everyone a hug from me. Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:44Last night was the last time.
00:58:45After today, we're done.
00:58:48If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:01I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:05My family's magic is dying. My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years, but he holds most of
00:59:12the power, and me and Sieg, we just get the scraps. That's how he controls us.
00:59:17If I could use the wand just once, I can take his power away from a break.
00:59:23I'm not trying to ruin your family. I'm trying to save mine. It's the only way that we can be
00:59:27free.
00:59:29That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:33I was going to tell you the night before. I was going to tell you the truth. And then I
00:59:37was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once. And then I would do whatever you
00:59:42want. Get a divorce. Leave you alone forever.
00:59:46Evelyn. Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me that morning? Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:54Evelyn. I would have asked you to stay. It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since
01:00:03the beginning of time. Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked. Maybe we've
01:00:13been here.
01:00:15Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric. A witch can hope.
01:00:28What? Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head? Why are you looking at me like
01:00:31that?
01:00:44Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:46Pull over.
01:01:05You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:13End of the line, witches.
01:01:37Eric!
01:01:43Eric!
01:02:02Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:04Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:08You...
01:02:09You sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:11Of course I sent her.
01:02:13Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:26Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:30But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:38Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:52You said you needed her alive.
01:02:54The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:57I've reconsidered.
01:02:58Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:03Debts won't matter.
01:03:05The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:07And as for the girl, well...
01:03:09I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:12I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:17Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:21You're welcome.
01:03:24Go to hell, old man.
01:03:35Take it!
01:03:39No!
01:03:41Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:50I can take dad's magic and him finally be free.
01:03:58Get off my wife!
01:04:07You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:20This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:28Hey, I've got you.
01:04:30You didn't run.
01:04:32You're kidding?
01:04:33I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:40Eric!
01:04:40You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:04:42No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:45Eric!
01:04:46Oh my God!
01:04:47Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:04:49Oh my God!
01:04:52I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:04:55Why didn't you run?
01:04:57You could have saved yourself!
01:05:00I've been saving myself.
01:05:03My whole life.
01:05:05I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:08You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:11I can't.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:14But I'm your idiot.
01:05:22You took a devil's spell.
01:05:25I had a promise.
01:05:27Now you're free.
01:05:30I don't want to be free.
01:05:34I don't want to be free.
01:05:36I want to be with you.
01:05:38Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:41Safe from my father.
01:05:43Safe from all of it.
01:05:46You know, those days in Vegas...
01:05:51were the best three days of my life.
01:05:53Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:05:58I love you.
01:06:01I love you, too.
01:06:04I love you, I love you.
01:06:07Eric.
01:06:10No!
01:06:31The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:41Please, please, please.
01:06:51Please.
01:06:53Please.
01:06:54Please.
01:07:04Lily.
01:07:06I can't.
01:07:07You absolute moron.
01:07:12You absolute moron.
01:07:15Be gentle.
01:07:16I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:19You're alive.
01:07:22That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed,
01:07:25you asshole.
01:07:26I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:28Something cool.
01:07:30The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:33My mom used to say that
01:07:34the wands user grants it
01:07:36its deepest desire.
01:07:38I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:07:41What did you want?
01:07:44You.
01:07:47Don't scare me like that again.
01:07:49Okay.
01:07:50You know, I thought
01:07:53I heard something
01:07:54but I was bleeding out.
01:07:59Maybe you could
01:08:01say it again.
01:08:05Maybe you could
01:08:07say it again.
01:08:09I love you.
01:08:10You're expensive.
01:08:13That's my girl.
01:08:20Let's go.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:33You ready for one last stop?
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:56Ah.
01:08:57There you are.
01:08:59I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:02to get the job done.
01:09:04Now.
01:09:05Where is my wand?
01:09:07Wait.
01:09:08You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:10Wow.
01:09:11You weren't kidding.
01:09:12He really is evil.
01:09:14I put a barrier
01:09:15around this whole house.
01:09:17It's impossible.
01:09:18There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:20There's always a loophole.
01:09:21Hold man.
01:09:25Secret.
01:09:26You ungrateful brat.
01:09:28How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:30Really, dad?
01:09:31Playing the family card
01:09:32after you almost sold me
01:09:34into child marriage?
01:09:35You ungrateful little pests.
01:09:44You're powerless now, old man.
01:09:46Your magic's gone.
01:09:47Forever.
01:10:00Eric.
01:10:01Aldous.
01:10:02Svensson.
01:10:03Release me this instant.
01:10:05That is an order.
01:10:08You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:10Those powers are gone.
01:10:11It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:15You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:16Both of you.
01:10:17You'll pay for this.
01:10:18You will both pay for this.
01:10:24Yeah, yeah.
01:10:25Talk soon, pups.
01:10:27We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:28I said get back here.
01:10:29I...
01:10:29I...
01:10:30I said get back here.
01:10:31Get back here!
01:10:32Please don't do this,
01:10:33you little...
01:10:47Okay?
01:10:48Okay?
01:10:50So...
01:10:51Where to now?
01:10:52Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:58But there's something I wanna do first.
01:11:01That sounds ominous.
01:11:03Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:08Leona Sherwood...
01:11:09Are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:11:14Yeah.
01:11:16I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:18Well, we better hurry.
01:11:20If we're gonna take the wand of light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:24-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:26I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:27I sure hope so.
01:11:29But...
01:11:29If we're gonna get handfast married again...
01:11:32No more secrets this time.
01:11:34So, is there anything you wanna come clean about now?
01:11:38Soon to be again husband.
01:11:41There is...
01:11:42One thing.
01:11:44You might wanna buckle up.
01:11:46We're about to go super speed.
01:11:49Bessie could've been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:52You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:11:54Didn't you?
01:11:55You know me so well.
01:11:57Soon to be again wife.
01:12:01Leona Sherwood.
01:12:02Will you marry me?
01:12:04And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:09But because you want to.
01:12:14Yes, I will.
01:12:25Really?
01:12:26Hell yeah.
01:12:55Will you marry me?
01:12:56To be fair?
01:12:56What's wrong?
01:12:56Why are your dreams so well?
01:12:56Is your hallouple to your heart?
01:12:56In this phase it's my departure.
01:12:56I'm sorry we'll feel we'll find out.
01:12:57The last stage of the day, I will have a better chance ever.
01:12:57So, the thing again and this is what it is.
01:12:57What, what, what we're you doing?
01:12:58This is the workout.
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