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00:04Hey Rookie! Hands off! Break it and you couldn't afford it even if you sold everything you own.
00:16Wow. Those shoes scream clearance aisle.
00:19Bet you think low A is pronounced low E.
00:22Go on, say it. Make my day.
00:25Doesn't matter if I can pronounce it.
00:27What matters is whether I can sell it.
00:29You? If you make a sale, I'll tattoo Chanel on my forehead.
00:34Listen up! Mr. Ashberg will be here shortly for a site inspection. Look sharp, get ready.
00:41Finally, I'll get to meet Mr. Ashberg, the heir to the most powerful luxury colomerate. I have to make him
00:48mine.
00:54Good afternoon, Mr. Ashberg.
01:00Mr. Ashberg, are you sure you want me to pretend to be you? Ashborn Boutique sales have been under target
01:05for months. If I want to see what's really going on, I need to go in undercover.
01:11Mr. Ashberg, I'm Lena, associate manager here. Consider me at your full disposal today.
01:25Good afternoon, sir. I'm Vivian. May I help you?
01:31With your sense of style, pick a shirt and tie for me.
01:36Of course. One moment, please.
01:45Are you nuts? Seriously selling clothes to this shabby homeless? Even his appearance is polluting this place.
01:55Even his appearance is polluting this place. This classic striped shirt suits you. Paired with a navy tie, it'll bring
02:02out your features.
02:03Why aren't you helping that other guy? Looks like he's got money.
02:05Anyone who walks into this store is a valued customer.
02:08Alright. I'll try it on.
02:10Great. I'll grab your size. You'll probably need one size up.
02:14Save the act. There's no way you peasant can afford it.
02:24Mr. Ashberg, we prepared some tea just for you.
02:30Once he drinks this special blend, I'll be the next Mrs. Ashfield.
02:34I could use a drink, too.
02:35Before you speak, know your place!
02:41Here you go, sir.
02:45This pure cotton shirt costs a third of the silk one, but it's more breathable.
02:49Aren't you worried recommending the cheaper option will hurt your sales?
02:53Expensive doesn't always mean better.
03:04Something's wrong. The tea.
03:09Sir? Are you alright?
03:14Don't stay out there.
03:16Why? Why do I feel so hot?
03:19Don't come closer.
03:21Something's wrong with us.
03:31Vivian, I can't help but feel attracted to you.
03:35You shouldn't.
03:44What?
03:51keep quiet.
03:53Let me feel you or I'll make you beg for more.
04:09I got Mr. Ashborough's number.
04:11Girl, you did it!
04:14Too bad the drug didn't even kick in.
04:16But I still get chances.
04:21You were in that fitting room a long time.
04:23Wait!
04:24You didn't actually hook up with that bum in there, did you?
04:27Step aside.
04:29Wait, she hooked up with that hobo?
04:30Doesn't she care about catching something?
04:32Gross. What if he had fleas or something? She reeks.
04:35Emergency protocol activated.
04:37This location is now closing.
04:39All personnel must evacuate within 60 seconds.
04:41What? Is there a bomb or something?
04:47Wait here. Someone higher up wants to talk to you.
04:54Mr. Ashborough, here's the morning after pill and the $1 million in cash.
05:13No way. He's the real Mr. Ashborough?
05:16Take the pill.
05:17The money's yours.
05:19Right.
05:20Someone like me doesn't deserve to have anything to do with you.
05:23That's not the issue.
05:24I simply can't afford any scandals or risks jeopardizing my business.
05:30I'll find out who tampered with the tea.
05:32If there's anything you want, just name it.
05:34I'll make it happen.
05:37Thanks, but no thanks.
05:38I'm not for sale.
05:40If I took that cash, what would that make me?
05:43You sure you want nothing?
05:46Vivian! Where the hell's the money for this month?
05:49Raising trash like you is such a waste!
05:54Just one thing.
05:55The commission from that shirt.
05:56That's what I earned.
05:58You got it.
05:59Don't worry, Mr. Ashborough.
06:00Whatever happened today stays with me.
06:02I know how to keep my mouth shut.
06:04Let's go.
06:08So paranoid.
06:09This isn't a soap opera.
06:10People don't just get knocked up that easily.
06:14Pregnant?
06:15That can't be right.
06:17I only...
06:17It only happened once.
06:19And I took the morning after pill.
06:20It happens.
06:21Emergency contramection lowers the chances,
06:23but it's not foolproof.
06:26Maybe.
06:28Maybe you're a miracle.
06:32Thank you for choosing me, my little angel.
06:35From this day on, you're my whole world.
06:43Did you have fun at school today?
06:46The kids called me a monster because of my face.
06:49Hey, look at me, sweetheart.
06:55You're not a monster.
06:57You're a miracle.
06:58God made you one of a kind.
07:01You and me, baby.
07:02That's all we need.
07:03No matter what they say.
07:09Hello?
07:10Where's the money, you ungrateful brat?
07:11I told you I need it for my plastic surgery.
07:14Mom, I don't have anything left.
07:16Rent's due.
07:17Lucas' tuition is...
07:18Don't you lie to me.
07:19I found your stash last week.
07:21You think you can hide money from me?
07:22That was for his school.
07:24You can't just take...
07:25I don't care.
07:26You don't send me ten grand this month.
07:28I swear I'll sell that kid of yours to cover it.
07:36I won't let anyone touch you.
07:38I promise.
07:40Every eligible bachelorette in town
07:42is invited to tonight's party.
07:44Whoever finally gets my son into bed
07:47and gives me a grandchild
07:48gets ten million
07:51and a private island to go with it.
07:54Mom!
07:59How many times do I have to tell you
08:01I don't need this?
08:03You insolent brat!
08:04You've only slept with a woman
08:05once in all these years
08:06and you're still hung up on her?
08:08You think someone like her
08:09wasn't just after your money?
08:10She's not like that.
08:12But hey, if you don't believe me,
08:13go meet her yourself.
08:15Oh, I will.
08:16Let's see what makes her so unforgettable.
08:23Excuse me, honey.
08:24Mind if I use your microwave?
08:25My catfish pie's gone cold
08:27and my back's acting up.
08:29Ugh!
08:30What is that?
08:30Smells like a swamp exploded in here.
08:32Ma'am, let me help you with that.
08:34Vivian, don't let in this filthy beggar!
08:35You expect that scum
08:36to reek onto our $600 lambskin?
08:40Are you out of your mind?
08:42Get your filth away!
08:44Per store policy,
08:46customers can use our facilities.
08:48Air filter's on.
08:49No one's passing out today.
08:50Stop playing the saint
08:51and letting any low luck in.
08:53Security!
08:54Get this stinking wretch off the premises!
09:00Oh, Lord, I didn't mean to.
09:02Perfect.
09:03That price tag is more than your savings, moron.
09:06No worries.
09:07I've got it.
09:09This is organic.
09:10It won't hurt the leather.
09:13I know what you do, love.
09:15You're from Savannah, Georgia, right?
09:17So what?
09:18You think small-town folks like me
09:19aren't good enough for this place?
09:21Definitely no.
09:22My grandma was from Savannah, too.
09:24I recognize the smell.
09:26Catfish pie with dill
09:28and a little too much vinegar.
09:29What, now you're making fun of how we eat?
09:32Not at all.
09:33Actually,
09:36I ordered you pecan pie and sweet tea
09:39from Gus's diner.
09:40My grandma used to say it cures anything.
09:47Forget the food.
09:48Bring out all the most expensive bags in the store.
09:55You stinking old hag!
09:57Do you even have any idea how much they cost?
10:00That one.
10:01And that one.
10:02And this whole damn wall.
10:04Bag them all!
10:05Is this lady shopping for handbags
10:07or grocery specials?
10:08So pathetic,
10:09you'd serve trailer rash for a commission.
10:11Just wait till that posy gets slapped with the total.
10:14Charge it.
10:15Oh, please.
10:16What's that got?
10:17Five bucks of cash back on it?
10:23Impossible!
10:24One million dollars?
10:31Which one of your brilliant sales girls
10:33just looked down on me?
10:34Why not find a clinic
10:36and fix those worthless eyes?
10:38No, no.
10:39That can't be.
10:41Ma'am,
10:42you have such impeccable taste.
10:44Actually,
10:44we just got a new line
10:45of limited edition bags.
10:46Maybe I could...
10:47Oh, no, no, no.
10:47We Walmart types know our place.
10:50Go help someone who smells richer.
10:51Of course,
10:52it was just a little joke.
10:53No offense at all.
10:54Darlene,
10:55get me ten more
10:56of the most expensive items you got.
10:57From now on,
10:58you're the only one I shop with.
11:00Absolutely, ma'am.
11:01I'll bring them out right away.
11:02She'd make a fine daughter-in-law.
11:04Hell,
11:04give me a grandson
11:05and I'll buy the whole store.
11:06The company's gone public.
11:08Crisis averted.
11:10If Vivian's still single,
11:11maybe we could be together.
11:13Mr. Ashfield,
11:14your health report just came in.
11:17You look like hell.
11:18Spit it out.
11:18What is it?
11:20The report says
11:22there's no viable sperm.
11:23What?
11:26It is called
11:28stress-induced infertility.
11:29I'm sorry, sir.
11:34Working day and night
11:36like a machine.
11:37And every time I mention kids,
11:39you shut me down.
11:40Is this how the Ashburn legacy ends?
11:42No heir?
11:43No grandkids?
11:46I had a custom ruby bracelet
11:48flown in from Nairobi
11:49just for my future grandson.
11:50Now what am I supposed to do with it, huh?
11:52Bury it with me?
11:53Or give it to a dog.
11:55Oh, I'm quite pleased with Vivian.
11:57Such a shame
11:58you two can't have children.
11:59God, I regret making her take that pill.
12:02In soap appas,
12:03those men always have long-lost children
12:04they never knew about.
12:05What if it happens to you, Ethan?
12:07Remember that birthmark
12:08you had on your face?
12:09What about it?
12:10That mark's been in the Ashton family
12:13for generations.
12:15Start a search.
12:16I want every kid in the city
12:18with a similar birth tale.
12:19Now!
12:25Hi, I'm here to drop off a delivery.
12:28The delivery's not the only thing
12:30that looks good.
12:32Are you out of your mind?
12:34This is a custom order
12:35for Mr. Ashburn!
12:41Mr. Ashburn?
12:42Touch her again
12:43and you'll be typing reports
12:45with one hand.
12:48You are fired.
12:49Now get the fuck out.
12:58Keep quiet.
12:59Let me feel you.
13:02Thank you, Mr. Ashbury.
13:06Wow.
13:07It's been a while.
13:08So, uh,
13:09are you seeing someone?
13:10I'll never be a father.
13:12What if she wants kids?
13:13I won't be good enough for her.
13:17Do you like kids?
13:19Huh?
13:20Oh, yeah.
13:21I love kids.
13:22Really?
13:23Yeah.
13:24I have one, actually.
13:25He's adorable.
13:28Oh, not yours.
13:29Don't worry.
13:29I mean, I took the pill, remember?
13:31She has a child
13:32with someone else.
13:35Forget it, Ethan.
13:37Let it go.
13:43Could he be my kid?
13:48Ethan, sweetheart?
13:53Mr. Ashburn,
13:54I'll be off now.
13:56Another gold-dagger
13:58crawling after my Ethan?
14:00Let's see how long it takes
14:01before you beg me.
14:02Please, sir.
14:04My apartment is not safe now.
14:06May I bring my son to work
14:07just for a few days?
14:08I promise he won't be any trouble.
14:10Well, you're our sales champ,
14:11so I'll make an exception for you.
14:14Really.
14:17Oh, look at this spotted little monster.
14:20How dare you go out with a face like that?
14:22I should have buried alive.
14:23Don't you dare.
14:23If my child looked like that,
14:24I'd wear a paper bag over my head in public.
14:26Damn right.
14:27Only the filthy slut
14:28would give birth to such a creepy weirdo.
14:30You're the truly evil ones,
14:31bullying a hard-working mother
14:32and her precious kid,
14:33real classy.
14:34Don't act like you're superior to us.
14:36You'll definitely regret it.
14:37Listen to me.
14:38There's nothing wrong with your face
14:39or any part of you,
14:40and I wouldn't trade you
14:41for all the perfect faces in the world.
14:43When Mommy finishes work,
14:44we'll go home together.
14:46Okay, Mommy.
14:49Miss Roy, what an honor.
14:51What brings you in today?
14:53Felt like spoiling my baby
14:54with a few new diamonds.
15:00This duck liver pup cake
15:02has just arrived.
15:03Fresh, grain-free, and gluten-free.
15:05Bon appetit, princess.
15:07Duck?
15:07Don't you know she hasn't touched
15:08any poultry since she was weaned?
15:10Wild Alaskan bison.
15:12Get it right,
15:13or get out of my dog's face.
15:14Make it happen.
15:18Miss Roy,
15:19may I present this custom collar?
15:21Platinum plated,
15:22encrussed with Austrian crystals.
15:25One of only three worldwide.
15:27If I land Stella,
15:28Vivian can kiss that sales title goodbye.
15:31Get lost.
15:32I want her to serve me.
15:36Certainly.
15:37What can I help you with?
15:40Vivian?
15:41You named yourself after my dog?
15:45Total coincidence, ma'am.
15:46Though I'm flattered you'd notice.
15:50Are you kidding?
15:54What kind of lowlife are you
15:55to even share the same name as my darling?
16:02How dare you even be mentioned
16:06in the same breath as me?
16:08It's an absolute insult to my dog
16:10to share its name with a hick like you.
16:14Please.
16:15I'm just doing my job.
16:17Then do it right.
16:18Kneel and apologize.
16:21To my Vivian.
16:22You heard her.
16:24Miss Roy is our most distinguished customer.
16:26Who gave you the nerve to offend her and her darling?
16:28Vivian, we're here to please our customers.
16:30Make it right.
16:31That's right.
16:32Stay in your lane.
16:33Low flights like you only deserve to rot in my toilet.
16:39I'm sorry, Miss Roy.
16:41That was cute.
16:43You grovel almost as well as my dog.
16:45I'll overlook it this time.
16:47Now get up before you embarrass the floor any further.
16:51I told you she'd fold.
16:52These self-righteous types are all barth and no bite.
16:55Right?
16:56Always acting like she's better than the rest of us.
16:59Please.
17:00Put this on my baby.
17:11You idiot!
17:13You hurt my baby!
17:15I didn't mean to.
17:17I'm sorry.
17:18You brain dead or just useless.
17:21Can't even put a f***ing collar on right.
17:25I'm Stella Roy.
17:27Harris to the Roy fortune.
17:29Mess with me and I could ruin your life for sport.
17:34You'll be blacklisted from every boutique,
17:37every brand,
17:39every lunch table that matters.
17:41Miss Roy, please.
17:42She didn't mean to.
17:45Don't just stand there.
17:47Apologize.
17:49I'm truly sorry.
17:54Miss Roy, please.
17:56She didn't mean to.
17:58Don't just stand there.
17:59Apologize.
18:01I'm truly sorry.
18:09Hey, kiddo.
18:10Your mommy's out there getting torn apart.
18:13Shouldn't you, her big, brave superhero,
18:15be saving the day?
18:22Let's see how Stella reacts
18:24when that little monster shows his face.
18:27You clumsy little b***h!
18:29I ought to!
18:30Don't you touch my mom!
18:37Who the hell is this bastard?
18:43Mr. Ashburn,
18:44something happened at the boutique
18:46and it's all over social media.
18:50Future Mrs. Ashburn
18:51bullies sales a surgeon.
18:52Video's already at 2 million views.
18:54And
18:56Ashburn's stock is taking a heat.
18:58Oh my god.
18:59This is a PR nightmare.
19:01That birthmark,
19:02Ethan,
19:03that's Vivian's son.
19:04Must be yours.
19:05No way.
19:06It can't be.
19:07Ladies, suit up.
19:08We're going in.
19:09No one messes with my future daughter-in-law
19:11and my grandson.
19:13Cancel the vote.
19:14Family emergency.
19:17Reschedule the Paris merger.
19:19We've got bigger business.
19:21Postpone the auction.
19:23Let's move.
19:25Start the car!
19:27I must protect Vivian and her son.
19:31What the hell is that?
19:32Your gremlin scared my baby!
19:34He's not a gremlin.
19:35He's my son.
19:39You let me touch my bag!
19:41Do you have any idea how hard crock leather is to maintain?
19:43That's a global exclusive!
19:47Jesus!
19:48Those bags cost more than houses.
19:50You think you're buying one in this lifetime, kid?
19:52Even my dog has better manners.
19:54On your knees,
19:55lick it.
19:57Leave him alone.
19:59He's just a child.
20:00If you've got a problem,
20:01take it up with me.
20:02Oh, you bet I will.
20:03And I'll make sure you suffer every single hour,
20:06every minute,
20:06and every second!
20:08Mommy!
20:10Don't you hurt my mommy!
20:13What did I ever do to you?
20:14Drop the act, you slut!
20:15You will regret seducing my fiancé
20:17for the rest of your life!
20:18Miss Roy, I don't even know your fiancé.
20:20There must be some misunderstanding.
20:21Cut the crap!
20:22I saw it for myself
20:22that you were clinging to Ethan
20:23and wouldn't let go!
20:24How shameless can you be?
20:26Wait,
20:26she's Ethan's fiancé?
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