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00:09You know what? I don't even need to look at the menu.
00:13I've got the best thing in this place sitting right here in front of me.
00:16Marcus! I knew it!
00:19Working late, my ass!
00:21I didn't know client was code word for slut.
00:24Marcus, who is this?
00:26Get my husband's name out of your mouth.
00:28Husband.
00:30Baby, listen, it's not...
00:36Baby, wait!
00:46Wow. Mans can't even cheat right.
00:50Can't say I'm surprised.
00:52Dude had a silly old cheater while it was written all over him.
00:55Beautiful woman like you deserves better.
00:58Okay, slick.
00:59And who are you?
01:02I'm better.
01:07But you can call me Roman.
01:10Hmm.
01:13Are you hitting on me?
01:15Depends.
01:16Is it working?
01:20That was cute.
01:23Okay, well, I hate to break it to you, but I won't be calling you anything.
01:27Hmm.
01:28And why is that?
01:29Because you look like you still have a bedtime.
01:33Maybe I'm just looking for someone to tuck me in.
01:36Ugh.
02:08How old are you?
02:11I'm 26
02:12Right, I'm 32
02:15I think I've outgrown the whole dating the bartender phase
02:19I need maturity, stability, a man that owns more than one towel
02:31You know, if you have all the answers
02:35How'd you miss the married guy?
02:49Oh, bitch
02:50Do you have any idea who you were just talking to?
02:57A baby
02:59More like baby billionaire
03:02Roman's the boss
03:03He owns like half the city nightlife
03:07Hotels, restaurants, lounges
03:09Him?
03:11By the looks of it, he owns your ass too
03:13Playboy's living up to his reputation
03:16No, no way
03:1826 is way too young for me
03:20He's like a toddler with a credit card
03:22Millie, look
03:23Standards are great and all, but they're not the gospel
03:26My standards keep me from dating man children
03:30I need to settle down
03:31Not settle
03:32No playboys
03:34And no boys, period
03:3626 and 32 are basically decades apart
03:40Especially when the guy's younger
03:42That man is not settling down anytime soon
03:45As my mom always says
03:47My ovaries have an expiration date
03:52On to the next
04:07So, what are you actually looking for in your dating life right now?
04:10I'm not really into labels
04:12Uh, I'm, uh, I'm an empath
04:15So, how do I say this?
04:16I'm pretty much all about protecting my energy
04:20Yeah, that's like my whole thing
04:23So, what do you like to do for fun?
04:25I'm running a podcast with my bros about the male loneliness epidemic
04:29Red pill lifestyle, baby
04:33So, tell me something about you that most people don't know
04:36That my body is even more banging a person
04:40Hopefully you can experience it soon
04:43All nine ninjas of it
04:45Oh, hell no
04:47Goodbye
04:47What up?
04:48Bye
04:59You good, man?
05:03So, whatever happened to that model?
05:05What was her name?
05:08Oh, Nyla
05:10That was a one-time, maybe two-time thing
05:13It's nothing
05:15Now, that girl over there
05:18She's gorgeous
05:19I mean, she's a little bit too much woman for you, but
05:21You know what?
05:23I think I got some business to attend to
05:25You mind?
05:29Whatever you say, friend
05:39Could you get your friend to come over here?
05:42Really?
05:42Mm-hmm
05:43Thought you never asked
06:04If you had me walk over here just to reject you again
06:07I had you come over here because you're killing the vibe
06:11Those dates
06:12They're a disaster
06:13You clearly don't know what you're doing
06:16And you need help
06:19My help
06:22Billionaire playboy turned dating coach?
06:24I don't think so
06:25Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
06:26Lesson number one
06:29You gotta spot the red flags
06:32Let me guess
06:32Guy number one
06:34Had a picture with prairie hands
06:36Doing yoga on a mountain
06:38Guy number two
06:39Had females
06:41Instead of women
06:43On his profile
06:44And guy number three
06:46Sent you a random eggplant emoji
06:48At 3 a.m
06:50So yeah
06:51You're right
06:52I'm a playboy
06:53So I can spot one
06:56Reading people is my specialty
07:02You want me to read you?
07:11You're sexy
07:14Smart
07:15Independent
07:20But you don't trust your instincts
07:23You know what you want
07:24You just act like you don't
07:27If you want to land the perfect guy
07:28You need to have confidence
07:30That's where I come in
07:33You need me, Millie
07:35How do you know my name?
07:37I have my ways
07:38Isaac told you
07:42Is this just some plot
07:44To get into my pants?
07:45Look
07:46I know I'm not your type
07:48I get it
07:49That doesn't mean
07:50Some lucky guy
07:51Shouldn't be able to wife you up
07:53Well then what's in it for you?
07:56I just want you to stop bringing trash guys to my club
07:59It's a bad look
08:04So what do you say?
08:09Going once
08:11Going twice
08:13Fine
08:14Fine what?
08:15Fine, you gave me my dating coach
08:17I want to hear you say it
08:20You need me, Millie
08:24I
08:26I need you
08:28That's what I like to hear
08:31Now
08:32If I'm going to be your dating coach
08:35You have to do exactly
08:37What I say
08:39And if I don't?
08:41You want to find out?
08:56What are you doing here?
08:58How do you know where I live?
09:01Ugh, god damn it, Isaac
09:03Lesson number two
09:05Just to impress
09:10Come on in
09:11Make yourself at home
09:16I told my stylist to pick out a few things
09:20And I'm supposed to believe that you just magically guessed my size
09:24I didn't guess
09:25I observed
09:27Oh my god
09:28I'm taking dating advice from a Gen Z fuckboy
09:31I've officially hit rock bottom
09:34Look
09:36I don't need a makeover
09:41Exactly
09:43As I say
09:45Remember
09:49Now take me to your bedroom
09:59Uh, I wasn't expecting company, okay?
10:07Uh, my clothes are fine
10:27Thank you
10:28Thank you
10:34Mellie
10:36What's with the Bible study dress?
10:39You need to embrace your curves
10:42I don't know
10:48Mellie
10:49Look at me
10:51You're unreasonably gorgeous
10:53You know that, right?
10:57How about
11:00You try this one
11:03It'll look great on you
11:06Okay, fine
11:10Turn around
11:11Okay
11:38What do you think?
11:41It's perfect
11:44Um, will you sit me up?
11:46Yeah
11:56Damn
11:58Oh, is it too much?
11:59No, no, no
12:00You look
12:02Good
12:03I mean, you always look good
12:04You just never let people see it
12:08But the real lesson is that
12:10Looking good is about
12:11Feeling good
12:15So how do you feel, Mellie?
12:18You feel good?
12:26I should probably get back to the club
12:29I should probably get back to the club
12:30But
12:30Yeah
12:30Come by tonight
12:32For lesson number three
12:35And wear that
12:53Okay, how about Daniel?
12:55Finance, wine tastings, works hard, plays harder
12:59Functioning alcoholic
13:00Functioning alcoholic
13:01Next
13:01Ugh
13:02Where are all the hot, single, normal men?
13:06Maybe you're just not looking in the right place
13:12Oh my god
13:13Roman
13:15Baby, where have you been?
13:17I've been missing you
13:19Nyla, don't
13:20Don't, Nyla, me
13:21We had that totally romantic weekend together
13:24And then poof
13:25Nothing
13:26You're not hiding from me, are you?
13:28No
13:30Oh
13:31Can I get a vodka crayon on the house?
13:35Right, Ro-Ro?
13:37Mellie doesn't work here
13:40Then what is she doing here?
13:42Roman invited me
13:43Unlike you
13:46You know
13:47That dress is brave
13:50I really admire you being so bold
13:52At your age
13:53I mean, if I look like that
13:54I would not be called dead wearing it
13:56Nyla
13:56No, no, it makes sense
13:58Looks like you're used to something a little bit more cheap
14:00And besides
14:01I'm literally like five years older than you
14:03Not fifteen
14:04Mm-hmm
14:05I don't know
14:06Cougar has claws
14:07Nyla
14:08What?
14:09I'm just playing with her
14:12Speaking of
14:13Don't you think you should be playing with me?
14:21Tease
14:22Okay, ew
14:23Um, on that note
14:24I'm gonna let you two kids have some fun
14:26Bye, Grandma
14:28Millie, wait
14:36What is this?
14:37Do you see this?
14:38Is this a wrinkle?
14:41I see a woman hallucinating
14:42And in desperate need
14:43Of an emotional support coffee
14:47Stop spiraling
14:47Because some messy
14:48Twenty-two-year-old
14:49Pick me
14:50Said something stupid
14:53Look at you pouting
14:55I'm not even pouting
14:56You don't need Botox
14:58You need to get laid
15:00And not by Mr. Buzzalot
15:02Or Dildo Baggins
15:04Or whatever your vibrator's name is
15:08What about Roman?
15:10What about Roman?
15:13I mean
15:14Yeah, he's cute
15:16He's really cute
15:19But he's not an option
15:22He's a child
15:25What are you doing?
15:28Texting Roman to see
15:29If he wants to go out tonight
15:31What?
15:32No, no
15:33I'm doing this for you, stupid
15:39I'll be at the club tonight
15:41Come through
15:41Show you how to meet a guy
15:43IRL
15:48So
15:50What are we wearing tonight?
15:53Ugh
16:06You look amazing
16:08Are you ready?
16:09Yeah, I'm ready
16:10You got this girl
16:12I'm tense, baby
16:13Millie
16:14Wow
16:15You look
16:17I don't remember buying you this dress
16:20I picked it out myself
16:21I thought it was about feeling good
16:25Alright
16:28Come here
16:34Okay
16:35Next lesson
16:36How to move
16:38I don't dance
16:39What?
16:40Just relax
16:41And let me lead
16:42You gotta learn to trust your man
16:46Okay?
16:53I got you
17:01I'm safe
17:03Boy, that's my dream
17:09Boy, that's my dream
17:37What do we have here?
17:42Hi, I'm Millie
17:43I'm Roman's friend
17:44I'm Brent
17:45I'm also Roman's friend
17:50So
17:51At least since we're all friends here
17:52Cool if I couldn't?
17:54She's still learning
17:57I'm a grown woman
17:58I think I can handle it
18:06Grown woman, huh?
18:07Yeah
18:08I've been looking for one of those
18:12How old are you?
18:13I'm 35
18:14Do you refer to women as females?
18:16No, ma'am
18:17Do you own more than one towel?
18:19And a bed frame
18:22So
18:23Do I pass the test?
18:26Because I'd love to take you out sometime
18:34I'd love that
18:53Roman, what the hell?
18:55How did you get in my house?
18:57Isaac let me in on his way out
19:02What?
19:06What's all this for?
19:08Well
19:08I thought you might be hurting this morning
19:11So I
19:12Wanted to make you feel better
19:14But you look
19:16Fine
19:18Not
19:19Fine
19:20But like
19:21Fine
19:22You know
19:26Well
19:26I wanted to thank you for last night
19:31Your lessons
19:32They worked
19:35They did?
19:36Yeah
19:36Brent asked me out
19:39Oh
19:40Yeah
19:40Yeah
19:41Tomorrow night
19:42You guys are moving pretty fast
19:44Well he's working
19:45And he's super busy right now
19:47And he's successful
19:48And he cares about his health
19:49And he's still making time for me
19:53He's everything I'm looking for
19:56Oh my god
19:57He's perfect
19:58And I'm a mess
19:59What if I start describing the postal service to him
20:02Where I do that thing where I laugh
20:03And then I snore
20:04And then I apologize
20:04Which only makes it a million times more noticeable
20:06Oh my god
20:07I'm not going
20:09Stop
20:09Stop
20:10I think your snore laugh is really cute
20:13And you're not a mess
20:16Liar
20:16You've seen my bedroom
20:23Let me take you out
20:27I thought we covered that already
20:29Not like that
20:30This is
20:31Lesson number four
20:33How to act on a date
20:37Let me show you how you deserve to be treated
20:41Okay
20:45Okay
20:45Okay
20:54You mean now
20:56Uh huh
20:57In my backyard
20:59What happened to taking me out
21:01You know I was thinking
21:02And I figured it couldn't wait
21:05Plus I want you all to myself
21:14I bet you say that to all the girls don't you
21:19You know if you want to land your Mr. Perfect
21:21You need to learn how to flirt
21:23I know how to flirt
21:24You know how to flirt
21:25Yeah
21:26Show me
21:33I don't know how you do it
21:36Do what?
21:40Make me want you
21:55How was that?
22:00That was good
22:01That's a start
22:02Oh
22:03But flirting's a lot more than just that
22:06You want the person wondering
22:07What happens next
22:11Okay
22:14So what happens next?
22:17Usually a kiss
22:21And how do you know when to go for it?
22:27You wait till it feels
22:29Inevitable
22:31You want your body to say
22:33Yes
22:34Before your mouth even does
22:38And you don't break eye contact
22:42Till the very last second
22:55Okay
22:56I think I got it
23:00Right
23:01Good
23:02Good
23:02I'm glad
23:05Sorry
23:05No it's fine
23:06You can take it
23:06No it's just my mom's daily call
23:08To remind me to find the one
23:11I want to be alive
23:12To meet my grandchildren
23:15Mom sounds chill
23:16I like her
23:16She's not wrong though
23:18I'm not getting any younger
23:21Which is why I need this to go well with Brent
23:28So thank you
23:29So much
23:30For your help
23:32Yeah
23:34Yeah no problem
23:41So
23:43What's your workout routine like?
23:48My workout routine?
23:50Well I'm typically a morning workout guy
23:52So
23:52Tennis
23:54Sauna
23:54Five mile run
23:56Green juice before work
23:59Yeah
23:59Mornings are great
24:01What about those cold plunges right?
24:02I know right?
24:05Freezing
24:07Burr
24:13But
24:14I'm more of a
24:17Plunger
24:24Oh damn it's work
24:26One moment
24:28I promise
24:28Yeah
24:29Do your thing
24:43It's you already huh?
24:46He's the boss
24:47He has to take a work call
24:49Yeah
24:51Yeah well he's not the only boss
24:54And yet here I am
24:55Keeping you company
24:56While he misses out
24:57What is this?
24:59Are you
25:00Are you jealous?
25:04I just think you deserve better
25:08You deserve to be someone's first priority
25:13Isn't he your friend?
25:15Hey man what's up?
25:17Hey
25:25Sorry beautiful
25:28I'm all yours now
25:32Sorry man
25:33But uh
25:34You're not invited tonight
25:38Right
25:38Right
25:40Yeah no I'll get going
25:42You love birds
25:43Have fun
25:47Try not to ditch her this time
25:48Yeah
26:02So
26:03Where were we?
26:07Eh
26:08Yeah
26:24If you lost
26:27The only reason
26:27Are you
26:29I can roast
26:32Or
26:32I'm
26:32I'm
26:34I'm
26:34I'm
26:34I'm
26:34I'm
26:34You're off limits, baby
26:38You're not mine tonight
26:43And that's the guy you're trying to fuck?
26:45Yep, Malcolm Rice
26:54So you ignore my calls for three days
26:57and then you show up to my house looking like an escort
27:00What's up?
27:02I've been thinking about you
27:08So, can I come in?
27:10You're drunk
27:11You're just sniffing around looking for someone to take care of you
27:15Not someone
27:17You
27:22You throw up on my couch
27:24and you go back outside like the dog that you are
27:27Woof woof
27:46He's so hot
27:53What even is this?
27:54Off limits and online
27:58If you don't like it, you're more than welcome to go back to your...
28:02Charity gala
28:05You go up to gala to watch Tate's latest and greatest with me on my couch?
28:10Maybe I just missed you
28:12That's why you ghosted me
28:15I was trying to call you to tell you about my date with Brent
28:18You ain't great, by the way
28:21You know the nice thing about Brent?
28:24He's a grown-up
28:26He's consistent
28:27He remembers details
28:30He plans ahead
28:34Okay
28:35I get it
28:37He checks off all your little boxes
28:41But how does he make you feel?
28:46Does he make you feel wanted?
28:50Desired?
28:55Like you're the only woman in this world?
28:59Like you're absolutely everything?
29:08Because you are, Millie
29:12You are everything
29:17He makes me feel safe
29:21You don't even like him
29:22Yes, I do
29:23It's not all about fireworks, okay?
29:25There's something to be said about stability and practicality
29:28You know, just because your dating life has more drama in it than a housewives reunion
29:32I don't...
29:33Me and Nyla aren't even dating
29:36Exactly
29:36That's what I'm talking about
29:37Men can just mess around with women until their third hip replacement
29:41Women don't have that same luxury
29:42Oh, no
29:44They just get to settle down with boring Brents
29:48I thought you would be happy for me
29:50That's what you were training me for
29:52God, you're so immature
29:53I'm not
29:57You know what?
29:59Fine
30:01How about I prove it to you?
30:02Okay
30:03How about a nice adult double date?
30:06Me and Nyla
30:07You and Brent
30:09Nyla
30:11Seriously?
30:12You want to prove how adult you are by bringing in a child?
30:16Fine
30:17You're on
30:19No
30:20Yes
30:21No
30:21Yes
30:32So, Mildred
30:33What do you do?
30:35It's Millie
30:36And I'm an executive assistant
30:38Oh, so you're like the help
30:42More like a superhero
30:43Her boss would be completely lost without her
30:46And there's nothing that my baby couldn't do
30:49I can never be ordered around by anyone
30:54Well, maybe someone
30:57Okay, that's enough
30:58Cut it out
31:00Remember Fiji, Ro-Ro?
31:02I mean, we were feral, weren't we?
31:04We broke the bed frame
31:06Real classy, super nice, appropriate dinner conversation
31:10Well, you know what's not appropriate?
31:11The way you've been staring at my man all night, jealous bitch
31:14Whoa
31:14Yo, hey
31:15Don't speak to her like that
31:17What, do you like her or something?
31:19She's your best friend's girl, Roman
31:30You good, man?
31:32Yeah, I'm just trying to keep the peace
31:34Please
31:36Mildred is a big girl
31:37She can handle herself
31:39Look, I'm done with you disrespecting my date like this
31:41Whoa, whoa, this ain't got nothing to do with you
31:43It's not your business
31:44No?
31:44Because last time I checked, Millie is my business
31:47And last time I checked, she's not even yours
31:52Guys, stop, please
31:58You know what?
32:00This was a mistake
32:02This was a mistake
32:04You are a child
32:06We're done here
32:07I'm taking you home
32:09Baby, are you serious?
32:11You're choosing that over me
32:13She needs reading glasses to scroll on Insta
32:17Enough, let's go
32:18Come on
32:23Okay, so that was awful
32:25Millie, what's been going on between you and Roman?
32:29I've known Ro a long time
32:31And I've never seen him look like a woman
32:33Like she's oxygen
32:34What? He's...
32:38I...
32:39Mm-hmm
32:40We're just friends
32:44Hello?
32:46He's a child
32:48I'm six years older than him
32:51He's in a different place in his life than me
32:54The thought of it is laughable
32:58I'm done playing games, Millie
33:01I wanted to settle down
33:04I thought you did too
33:06I do
33:06Then be honest with me
33:10Tell me
33:11You feel nothing for him
33:20That's what I thought
33:21Wait, Brendan
33:22You know, call me
33:23When you want a real man
33:39I need help
33:40Let me guess
33:42The head wants Brent
33:43But the hoo-ha wants Roman
33:45Isaac
33:46It's true
33:47You know it is
33:48Yeah, but that's not the point
33:50He's 26
33:51He's not ready for something real
33:53He doesn't want what I want
33:55That alone should make this idea stupid
33:57Look
33:57All I know is Roman's got you glowing like a damn nightlight
34:01And he's hot
34:02Okay, I know, I know
34:04Enough
34:06I'm just tired of making the same mistakes
34:09Then do something different, boo
34:11Maybe you should
34:13Try to get him out of your system
34:16What do you mean?
34:19Take a page out of Roman's book
34:28Hit it
34:28And quit it
34:40Millie, if this is about what happened the other day
34:43Look, I'm sorry
34:45Alright?
34:46That was messed up
34:47She should have never
34:47No, it's not that
34:49Um
34:50I wanted to ask you something
34:54Shoot
34:57Do you like me?
35:01Of course I like you, Millie
35:02No, not like that
35:04Um
35:07Like, did you mean it when you said that I was everything?
35:13Look
35:15I know I'm not the right guy for you
35:18Okay
35:19I mean, you've even said it
35:21I'm too young
35:23I'm not
35:25Ready
35:26And
35:27Yeah
35:29That's not what I asked
35:30I know
35:31I know
35:31It's just
35:32I tried to give you space
35:34I tried to give you space to do your own thing
35:37But
35:40I want you
35:41Millie
35:44I want you all the time
35:48You're all I think about
35:50So
35:52Yeah
35:52I meant it
35:54I shouldn't have said it
35:55But I meant it
36:00I want you to
36:25Say it again
36:27I want you, Roman
36:45Here
36:47I'm not waiting any longer
37:07Does that feel good?
37:08You like how I kiss you?
37:14You want more?
37:18Use your words
37:22Yes, please
37:55You're still here
37:57Where else would I be?
37:59I don't know
38:01On a yacht rubbing elbows with insta baddies
38:05No, that's later tonight
38:13Unfortunately
38:14I am a grown-ass man
38:15With an empire to run
38:16So
38:43You don't want to play hooky?
38:47How about you come by the club tonight
38:49I'll make it work for you all
39:05What am I doing?
39:08What?
39:09No, no, no, no
39:10I want a full operational audit
39:12On all underperforming venues in Miami
39:14No, I'm not messing around
39:15Not with the London expansion next month
39:19Hey, I'm gonna have to call you back
39:23Yo, man
39:24Now is not a good time
39:25No, I need you to leave Millie alone
39:30You think this is funny?
39:34You know what?
39:35I owe you an apology
39:37Okay, I should have been real with you from the start
39:41But I care about Millie
39:42So what?
39:45You think you know what she wants?
39:48I think
39:49You're telling me
39:51You're ready to settle down
39:52Get married
39:53Have a couple kids
39:55You're 26
39:59You're the kid
40:04I make her happy
40:06Okay?
40:07That's more than you can say right now
40:10All that other shit does not matter
40:11It does matter
40:12It matters to her
40:14You know that
40:16You have no idea what to do with a woman like that, bro
40:20You're out of your depth
40:26I can't
40:29I'm not walking away
40:31You have to
40:33Before you disappoint her
40:35You have to
41:17Last name was
41:18It was great
41:26But
41:32I want to do right
41:34By you
41:38I just want to see you happy
41:40Millie
41:42Okay, you
41:46You deserve everything, but
41:50I don't know if I can give you
41:52That
41:57No, I know
41:59It's okay, Roman
42:00I wasn't expecting anything from you
42:04No
42:07No, it's just to
42:09Get it out of our systems
42:10Right?
42:18Right
42:30Okay
42:30Well, now that we got that cleared up
42:33I should go
42:52Hey, Brent
42:53Do you want to come over tonight
42:55and have a drink?
43:15I'm glad you called
43:16Me too
43:19So
43:19My folks are going to be in town next weekend
43:21and
43:22I thought we could all go grab dinner
43:28You want me to meet your family?
43:32Isn't it a little early for that?
43:34Well, when you know, you know
43:37I mean, I told you, Millie
43:39I'm ready to settle down
43:41Yeah, it's just
43:42We're still
43:42Getting to know each other
43:47Seriously
43:50What the hell is this at?
43:54Are you still hung up on Roman?
43:57He dumped you
44:00How do you know that?
44:06Because I told him to
44:12I told him to back off
44:14He's not what you want
44:15He's not what you need, Millie
44:16You need a man
44:18I was trying to
44:19What was best for you
44:19That's not for you to decide
44:21Only I know what's best for me
44:23Not you
44:24Not my mom
44:25Me
44:28You know what?
44:29I'm done with you
44:31Both of you
44:32I am so better off being alone
44:35Than being with a couple of boys
44:37No, calm down
44:38No, I want you to leave
44:39Can we at least talk about this?
44:40Go!
44:41Go!
45:10All good, boss?
45:13Yep
45:22Does this have anything to do with
45:24Millie going out with Brynn again?
45:29No
45:32She likes you
45:33You like her
45:34This isn't that hard
45:35So why don't you just man up
45:37And tell her how you really feel
45:38Because it's not that easy
45:39All right?
45:40Doesn't matter
45:46She deserves better than me anyways
45:50She deserves everything
45:51And you think Brynn's gonna give that to her?
45:57No
46:00Okay, so
46:01Why don't you?
46:05I just don't want to disappoint her, you know?
46:08Then don't
46:10That's up to you
46:17Hey
46:19You think you can do me a favor?
46:28Hello?
46:30Isaac
46:32You can't just promise free after our remarks and then ditch
46:37I wore a whole outfit
46:38Isaac's not here
46:44I told him to call you so we could talk
46:47You know, I think I'm done with the whole dating lessons thing
46:50I don't really need a dating coach when I'm done dating
46:52Done?
46:53Why?
46:54Because
46:55I got everything that I thought I wanted and it still wasn't enough
46:59I want commitment and fireworks
47:02I want emotional maturity and the best sex of my life
47:07Maybe I'm greedy, but I want the whole damn package, okay?
47:14Millie
47:15I'm the whole package
47:17Okay?
47:21I just want you to give me a chance to prove that to you
47:24Funny
47:25You know the thing I just said about emotional maturity?
47:28It doesn't include dick jokes
47:30Okay, that is not what I meant
47:33It's just the thought of you getting me out of your system
47:35And finding you forever with somebody else
47:40You stole my heart, Millie
47:44I'm not letting you run away with it
47:53I want to be your man
47:55The man you deserve
48:01I promise to never leave you
48:07I promise to never hurt you
48:13Even when you're old and gray
48:15Which
48:17If I'm being honest
48:18Isn't that far in the future
48:21Stupid
48:26Do you really mean it?
48:28You went commitment, relationship, the whole thing
48:35You know, I realized commitment wasn't my problem
48:39I just hadn't found my person
48:44So
48:46What do you say?
48:48We gotta do
48:51Can I be your man?
48:57Going once
48:59And going twice
49:03Sold
49:27Okay
49:28Now all of a sudden
49:29You want to go slow
49:34Let me just savor in the moment
49:39Don't worry
49:41We got more than enough time
49:43I Word
49:46I know
49:46Listen to me
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