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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:26Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:37I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:24Don't worry.
00:02:25Give me that, yeah.
00:02:26That's the best thing.
00:02:26You're doing well, but she is just mooning.
00:02:29You're doing well.
00:02:30Oh, really?
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32You're looking for a baby, right?
00:02:32That's the day.
00:02:32You're du or you're laughing.
00:02:34I look next to you.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he had a gays.
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:23I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:42I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:26What?
00:04:27When I got your love.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:32I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:33I can dream.
00:04:42What?
00:04:43Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:54Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no.
00:05:32No, no, no.
00:05:33You see, this is just business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Tell the election's over.
00:05:46Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54Don't get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry.
00:06:02Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:05You look in my eyes and I already hope this lasts.
00:06:12Trying hard not to jump, not to move too fast.
00:06:22Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:28Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:33No one's watching us.
00:06:35You can drop the act now.
00:06:37You should probably tell your heart rate that.
00:06:39Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:40Whatever.
00:06:41I'm leaving.
00:06:42Hey.
00:06:43Did I say you could leave?
00:06:46We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out.
00:07:07It's our star quarterback and his cute, nerdy boyfriend.
00:07:13Watson, you lay.
00:07:14You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty rap.
00:07:18Let's go.
00:07:20All right, boys.
00:07:20Rules are simple.
00:07:21Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
00:07:24No hands allowed.
00:07:25No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this?
00:07:34Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:33We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:41What's that?
00:08:43Extra credit homework?
00:08:45Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry.
00:08:47Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:52Well...
00:08:53Pro tip, genius.
00:08:55Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
00:09:09You just ruined our chemistry reference.
00:09:12Voters want sparks, not stats.
00:09:15And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how
00:09:20in love we are.
00:09:21You didn't think to ask me first?
00:09:25Contract clearly states you do what I say.
00:09:29Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:09:31A robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
00:09:34What?
00:09:34What?
00:09:37Hey, it's got you so worked up, huh?
00:09:42You need a shower.
00:09:44Fine.
00:09:46But you're joining me.
00:09:47And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
00:09:50It's time to showcase those acting chops.
00:10:08Come on, grab me a towel.
00:10:10You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:10:13I could walk out naked if you'd like.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:29You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:30You can have a quick look if you want.
00:10:31Maybe, uh...
00:10:33A little touch?
00:10:36I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:49I'm not gonna stop you.
00:10:58By popular demand, you ask, and we answer.
00:11:01Question number one.
00:11:03What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:05He's loud.
00:11:06Seriously.
00:11:07Well, my first impression of him was...
00:11:10Who is this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everybody?
00:11:15It was harsh, I gotta admit, but...
00:11:18Boy, was it cute.
00:11:19Still loud.
00:11:21Question number two.
00:11:23What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:27Um...
00:11:27I don't know.
00:11:28A sense of responsibility, maybe?
00:11:31Thanks.
00:11:32Well, my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers.
00:11:36Excuse me?
00:11:38Long.
00:11:40Elegant.
00:11:41Very skillful.
00:11:42Alright, next question.
00:11:44Next question is...
00:11:45Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:08Yeah, thank you.
00:12:09I'm on fire.
00:12:09Slaughter.
00:12:10No, no, am I going to key.
00:12:10I mean...
00:12:11I don't know what's your favorite thing about it.
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this had a freaking contract yes I thought they
00:12:22were gold what a scam the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this
00:12:30around fast you're finished and I know mark I already got people tracing the
00:12:35hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man okay so what are our options huh
00:12:44everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it unless unless what
00:12:58unless we make it real
00:13:09I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it stopped
00:13:14being pretend to me I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant
00:13:20fully yourself but then I saw you after practice pushing yourself harder than
00:13:26everyone else and I noticed how you always take the fall for your teammates and the
00:13:31way you'd look at me in class see here do you honestly think I've been faking this
00:13:36whole time
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching this theater
00:14:16I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend I care about school traditions I don't even
00:14:24like
00:14:24like there's no way I could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a deal but
00:14:31now
00:14:33everything I said was true
00:14:46that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now I've done my bit
00:14:57everything I've done my bit of a deal and I've done my bit of a deal and I've done my
00:15:01bit of a deal
00:15:01but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:15:10I owe you Xavier
00:15:11Xavier and listen um whatever happens with the election I just it's nothing
00:15:18just stick into the script right
00:15:21you sure that's all it is
00:15:23you sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up god you never stop did you
00:15:30it's dead end on the hacker whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs
00:15:36great
00:15:37it's like we're dealing with a pro
00:15:39listen everybody is going to be watching your every move
00:15:43okay every look every moment has to be authentic
00:15:48we got this right
00:15:55oh shit
00:15:57left my football gear at home
00:15:59that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:02you want to come with
00:16:04sure because I've got nothing else to do
00:16:07come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:26whoa this is your average family home it's my father's place not mine
00:16:31meaning meaning I have an older half-brother and a dad who's super big on competition so
00:16:38if I want any part of this family fortune then I have to beat them
00:16:46winning that election it's the first step
00:16:50keep your family drama to yourself or not your therapist
00:16:55you serious
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:01fine I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:17:03shut up
00:17:05come on
00:17:08all right well I need to go grab my jersey but
00:17:11why don't you read a book or something
00:17:23well well I didn't expect to see you here
00:17:28I'm sorry uh do I know you
00:17:32you must be Xavier the famous boyfriend
00:17:38and and you are
00:17:39I'm Noah
00:17:40Alex's older brother
00:17:44ouch cold reception
00:17:48so has Alex's fiance met you yet
00:17:52fiance?
00:17:55oh did he leave out that little detail this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before
00:18:02left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying?
00:18:08Alex doesn't date guys
00:18:10you'll only get yourself hurt
00:18:12you deserve to be with someone better
00:18:16someone like me
00:18:17are you insane?
00:18:18just gay
00:18:21and observance
00:18:23let's not pretend that you're straight too now sweetheart
00:18:31get off I'm not
00:18:33then why are you shaking?
00:18:35you're seriously messed up
00:18:36it takes one to know one
00:18:39you can't lie to yourself forever
00:18:42Alex can offer you fame
00:18:44money all the shiny things in life
00:18:47but I can offer you something he never could
00:18:49something real
00:18:51get off
00:18:53what the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56excellent timing a little brother
00:18:59you stay the hell away from me
00:19:02you hear me?
00:19:08relax babe
00:19:09it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon
00:19:16I can feel it
00:19:19I can feel it
00:19:24look
00:19:26don't believe a word he says
00:19:28noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiance
00:19:33look that's just an arranged thing
00:19:36okay my dad's idea
00:19:37I honestly don't even know her
00:19:40you don't owe me an explanation Alex
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt right?
00:19:47is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50right
00:19:51yeah you're absolutely right
00:19:55I'm heading back
00:19:57why don't you just stay here
00:20:00the guest room's open
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night
00:20:05all right then uh let me drive you
00:20:13I don't know
00:20:14congrats kid
00:20:14you're officially homeless
00:20:17don't bother coming back
00:20:18you're on your own now
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:20:27best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:29now let me show you to your room
00:20:31or mine if you prefer
00:20:40you know I uh
00:20:43always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:20:46I'm not surprised
00:20:48you're football crazy
00:20:50yeah
00:20:51I was a quarterback
00:20:53even one state
00:20:55my dad he
00:20:58had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a
00:21:02Watson waste his future
00:21:04you're throwing a ball around
00:21:09so
00:21:10I became the perfect son
00:21:12got straight A's
00:21:14student body president
00:21:17anything in hopes that he let me play football again
00:21:24now your turn
00:21:27secret for secret
00:21:28you've already seen enough
00:21:30my father's a gambler
00:21:33family's a mess
00:21:34there's nothing left to tell
00:21:37see I don't buy it
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me
00:21:51it'll be our little secret
00:22:05I want to be the only one you tell
00:22:08let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted
00:22:12sleep it off
00:22:14I'm taking a shower
00:22:25I don't pay you for a cuddler
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys
00:22:37he'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is
00:22:45I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:22:52Alex
00:22:54don't leave
00:22:56we really shouldn't
00:22:59stay
00:23:01please
00:23:15I know your little secret
00:23:20what secret
00:23:23it's about me
00:23:26isn't it
00:23:42it's just a dream
00:23:53it's just a dream
00:24:02it's just a dream
00:24:03don't go
00:24:04Alex let go
00:24:05stay
00:24:22Alex
00:24:37Alex
00:24:38since when did you become Mr. Homemaker
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow right
00:24:42what better way to do that than a nice breakfast
00:25:09so check it out
00:25:10chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese
00:25:13Michelin star pending
00:25:15did it survive a crime scene
00:25:17hey hey hey I'll have you know
00:25:19that I ate sandwich making at summer camp
00:25:22okay
00:25:30fine
00:25:31tastes a lot better than it looks
00:25:33there we go
00:25:35my boyfriend material or what
00:25:47I'll stay
00:25:48Alex doesn't date guys
00:25:49you okay
00:25:51drop the act
00:25:51Alex
00:25:52there's no one even around to impress
00:25:55what's that supposed to mean
00:26:00forget it i'm heading to the library xavier wait you barely touched your grilled cheese
00:26:26oh you're john's kid right your dad owes me a lot of money
00:26:32he sold the house the debt should be cleared
00:26:35but he didn't pay me a single cent
00:26:38shit how deep is this old bastard anyway you're his kid so either you settled his debt
00:26:45or i start taking pieces it's between you and him please just just leave me out of it
00:26:59nah you're definitely involved in it now
00:27:07oh
00:27:18back off asshole who the
00:27:27fuck
00:27:39you touch him again you're dead
00:27:45two grand two days where your old man's missing a kidney
00:27:58alex
00:28:02you okay no are you look at your face
00:28:10you idiot why would you do that all right maybe i went a little bit overboard
00:28:18we need to go to the hospital
00:28:24you've got an old injury and now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:28:28you're out for the rest of the season if you push it you might never step on the field again
00:28:34later on
00:28:38i've ruined your entire future your entire dream
00:28:44hope all this is my dream you're what i really want you are insane
00:28:52well since this is technically your fault you definitely owe me
00:28:57then what exactly do you want move in with me be my personal nurse
00:29:09fine i guess it's the least i can do
00:29:15no
00:29:15now feed me absolutely not
00:29:22all right just one bite
00:29:28and here begins your life as my caretaker
00:29:48you bite now you started it maybe i'll have to finish it won't i
00:29:59get it
00:30:00remember no strenuous activity especially involving your arm but what if xavier's on top
00:30:09kids these days you are impossible it's a love story babe i'm just staying in character
00:30:21fine if that's what it takes welcome home vet
00:30:32ow look i have one arm the floors are all wet this is a potential drowning hazard can i get
00:30:38a
00:30:38small help nice try you'll manage
00:30:49xavier help i slipped
00:30:55you are unbelievable unbelievably sexy maybe
00:31:09stop it put your clothes on are you blushing i am not sure
00:31:16stop it
00:31:23hold this now hold that and if it drops then that must mean you want me you're insane
00:31:41you can start here
00:31:49whoa careful my skin's more sensitive than my reputation
00:31:56shut up
00:31:57shut up
00:32:00shut up
00:32:28I don't know.
00:32:42Bath time is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about it.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:18Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you, but it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the act now.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart, when I was losing the election...
00:34:27You stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34And you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off!
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?!
00:34:44And when I saw him that close to you...
00:34:48It hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12Forget what I said earlier.
00:35:13I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:24Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:42Let's not pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:45You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:36:59Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up, and you're currently wearing exactly
00:37:10zero clothes.
00:37:16Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:20Disappointing.
00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:36I don't think.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech.
00:37:41Look at this.
00:37:41You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:49So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one.
00:37:53Look at this.
00:37:55I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches and organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right.
00:38:09I was going to say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:36That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow.
00:38:39So, you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:46Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:51Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:54He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen, man.
00:38:59All I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something here.
00:39:05Using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget.
00:39:09He was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:18I trust him.
00:39:27Hey, babe.
00:39:28We were just talking about you.
00:39:31When the story of our lives...
00:39:35Oh, God.
00:39:38Is it actually real?
00:39:40The story of our lives...
00:39:41The story of our lives...
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:05Well...
00:40:06The only thing we have to figure out right now...
00:40:09Is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:32You're crushing me.
00:40:33Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:37Hey.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:42Stop.
00:40:45Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh.
00:41:18Customer.
00:41:20See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome. What can I get ya?
00:41:24Black coffee.
00:41:26No sugar.
00:41:27And a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business.
00:41:32But I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee.
00:41:37No sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:43And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently, he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:18Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:24Just who we need it right now.
00:42:29Hey.
00:42:30I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:58What's the point?
00:43:05I was scared of losing you.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But, we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:52And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:03Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't have a-
00:44:18Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's always so.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:11This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:20A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one, it fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:34You see, we both are.
00:45:43Mm, mm, mm.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Flies.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:13Because you're worth it.
00:46:14When your love is shining.
00:46:19Alright.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:30Alright, let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait.
00:46:33What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:40I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit.
00:47:21It's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just, uh...
00:47:24Leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey.
00:47:32Don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey Mark.
00:48:05What's up?
00:48:06Emergency.
00:48:06Get to the school right now.
00:48:08Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:27We have to do something.
00:48:29Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:30She?
00:48:30We?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop.
00:48:44She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does.
00:48:47She's my fiance.
00:48:50Fiance?
00:48:51When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping.
00:49:06Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax.
00:50:17I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no, well.
00:50:33And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:32Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes, it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but...
00:52:07I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop.
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look.
00:52:29The point is...
00:52:31Whatever this is.
00:52:33I mean...
00:52:34Us.
00:52:35All in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need...
00:52:41Violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:45Oops.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams.
00:53:53Not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:56I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then...
00:54:01It must be someone at school.
00:54:03Right?
00:54:03Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it.
00:54:21Make us look like bullies.
00:54:23What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're gonna take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true.
00:54:28I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine. Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:01You bet I did.
00:55:17Cut. That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you gotta do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiancé at the same time,
00:56:09who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay, alright guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, the Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:41What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my...
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:08Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14If you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:17it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Call my son.
00:58:01Call my son, man.
00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06He's threatening all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just...
00:58:09Just give me a minute to...
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:32And now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47The next time I see you, I'll make sure the Syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat!
00:58:58Think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03No!
00:59:05Finally found you, old man!
00:59:11Finally found you, old man!
00:59:13Please!
00:59:14Don't hurt me!
00:59:15Just don't hurt me!
00:59:16I'll get the money!
00:59:17Don't hurt me!
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:25I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:31I was just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38I'm just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiancé take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53But can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait!
01:00:12I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:25I've been calling.
01:00:27He's at the frat house.
01:00:28Last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in.
01:00:35Okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I going to do now?
01:00:55What am I going to do now?
01:00:57Want to make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13You can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides if the Hanglino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours do they start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this.
01:01:29And I'll pay up your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:01:59Wait.
01:02:00Debt?
01:02:01What?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:48And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03I'm just a sob story to you.
01:03:05Up there on your throne.
01:03:07Treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets.
01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just...
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done.
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09But in return,
01:04:11you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:19as the heartbroken fiancee
01:04:21betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support
01:04:34and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47They're just only driving down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:03Browns don't lie.
01:05:04By the way.
01:05:07By the way.
01:05:08By the way.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:27But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduced me as your fiancé.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:50Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:22Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:26Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:31Hello, Alex.
01:06:32I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today, I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:55What a fake.
01:06:57You lied to all of us.
01:06:58Boo!
01:07:03It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:14You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you?
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44It was a stupid onstage accident.
01:07:46That kiss.
01:08:05Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:07I know you're watching.
01:08:08So, listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:15None of them matters, Xavier.
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:08:24The votes are in.
01:08:26The new student body president is...
01:08:29Alex Watson!
01:08:32Come on up and give you a speech.
01:08:39Uh...
01:08:39Where is he?
01:08:43You idiot.
01:08:56What are you doing here?
01:08:58You just won.
01:08:59Ah, screw the election.
01:09:01It's you that I won.
01:09:02But, but you said winning is everything.
01:09:05Not if it means losing you.
01:09:18You're such a reckless idiot.
01:09:20But that was kind of sweet.
01:09:28Just need you.
01:09:36Winning you beats any election.
01:09:40All right.
01:09:42Now that line is a solid 10.
01:09:50What's with all the construction?
01:09:51They're building something?
01:09:53Close.
01:09:55Private make-out spot.
01:09:57Residential access only.
01:10:01You're president now.
01:10:02Try acting like him.
01:10:03Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:10:11You remembered.
01:10:12You remembered.
01:10:16All right.
01:10:17Let's begin.
01:10:18The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for students' transport
01:10:24who were working late.
01:10:25It's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:10:28And it stuck.
01:10:29Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:31Bold.
01:10:35Already testing out the new spot?
01:10:37Bold.
01:10:38What now?
01:10:40Relax.
01:10:41Just here to say goodbye.
01:10:42Goodbye?
01:10:43Turns out our dads finally saw reason.
01:10:46Engagement's officially canceled.
01:10:47You're free, Alex.
01:10:49Just like that?
01:10:51Not even worth fighting for?
01:10:52Can you let her finish?
01:10:54Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:10:57Then why come between us?
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself.
01:11:00To my parents.
01:11:02To everyone.
01:11:05The way you stood by each other.
01:11:08Honestly, I envy that.
01:11:11And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:11:14You earned it.
01:11:15Thanks, Laura.
01:11:18I'm off to Paris.
01:11:20New family business venture.
01:11:22Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:11:24Maybe so.
01:11:34You think she'll be okay?
01:11:36She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:11:39She'll be fine.
01:11:44Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:11:45Only around you.
01:11:47All I meant to do
01:11:50Oh, guess I'm right next to you
01:11:53I'll see you tomorrow.
01:11:54Bye-bye.
01:11:54Bye-bye.
01:11:54Bye-bye.
01:11:54Bye-bye.
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