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Fake It Till You Date It - HOT
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00:00:06Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:00:15Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:00:18Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:00:23So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:00:26Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit, though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you. Bit of a
00:00:36loner?
00:00:37Never heard of him.
00:00:37I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:00:44Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:00:51Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:00:55You okay?
00:01:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:01:06Not even a thank you?
00:01:08At least tell me your name.
00:01:11It's not important.
00:01:12I'll never look away.
00:01:17And that is Xavier Miller.
00:01:21Alright, Xavier.
00:01:23I'll see you at the debate.
00:01:31Alright, let's begin.
00:01:32The football kit budget was inflated two hundred and thirty percent.
00:01:37Money that could have paid for students transport who were working late.
00:01:44Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:01:46Just stating the facts?
00:01:48Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
00:01:54Here's another fact, genius.
00:01:56That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:02:00So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:02:04Come on.
00:02:11Yeah.
00:02:13Yeah, I'm gonna take you.
00:02:15Oh.
00:02:18Oh.
00:02:20Oh.
00:02:22Oh.
00:02:25Oh.
00:02:27Oh.
00:02:28Oh.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:32Oh.
00:02:49What the actual fuck?
00:02:55That was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:03:01I thought he had a gaze.
00:03:03Hey, you good?
00:03:06I want everything on him.
00:03:08And I mean everything.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:23I just sold the damn house.
00:03:29What?
00:03:31You had no right.
00:03:32That's all mom left us.
00:03:34Where will we live now?
00:03:35You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
00:03:41I need the money.
00:03:44How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:578 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
00:03:59Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:06I hear you laughing.
00:04:12And I see you smile.
00:04:17You know that you're my everything.
00:04:25I don't care.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:29I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:32I can do it.
00:04:42What?
00:04:44Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:50Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:56Call it a...
00:04:58mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:05:01You see, you clearly need money.
00:05:04And I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:08And, well, dating the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need right now.
00:05:13You investigated me?
00:05:15It's more like damage control.
00:05:18You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
00:05:23it.
00:05:23If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:31Hell no.
00:05:32No, no, no.
00:05:33You see, this is just... business.
00:05:39Duration?
00:05:40Tell the election's over.
00:05:42You need to scale your face when you're starting to think that you're talking too much
00:05:45You're talking too much
00:05:46I like how you just went, and I'm not even slight leur fate to be opening up
00:05:52Keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:54You'll get any ideas.
00:06:00Don't you worry. Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:06:21Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:06:33No one's watching us. You can drop the act now.
00:06:36You should probably tell your heart rate that. Jumping like crazy in there.
00:06:41Whatever. I'm leaving.
00:06:42Hey, did I say you could leave? We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:48It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:58Is this part of the PR stem, too?
00:07:01Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship.
00:07:04How is it?
00:07:05Let's make it believable.
00:07:06Hey, look out! It's our star quarterback and his cute, nerdy boyfriend!
00:07:13What?
00:07:13So you're late. You know what that means, right?
00:07:15Penalty, right?
00:07:18Let's go!
00:07:19Alright, boys. Rules are simple. Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth. No hands allowed. No dropping.
00:07:32Do we really have to do this? Are you scared?
00:07:42Technically, this is not sanitary.
00:07:44It won't follow up for you.
00:08:00Guwaaahhaaah!
00:08:01And it ain't too hot to notice...
00:08:31What the hell is wrong with you we need people to buy this right
00:08:41What's that extra credit homework our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry voters aren't convinced
00:08:52Well pro tip genius kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway
00:09:09you just ruined our chemistry reference voters want sparks not stats and Mark set up that whole
00:09:17live stream thing so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are you didn't
00:09:22think
00:09:22to ask me first contract clearly states you do what I say oh won't you guys get a load of
00:09:31this
00:09:31a robot boyfriend here is glitching again what hey it's got you so worked up huh you need a shower
00:09:45fine but you're joining me and Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing it's time to showcase those
00:10:07acting chops
00:10:07come on grab me a towel you didn't think to get one before the strip show I could walk out
00:10:14naked if you'd like
00:10:27what why so shy all of a sudden you can have a quick look if you want maybe a touch
00:10:34I'm not gonna stop you
00:10:58by popular demand you asked and we answer question number one what was your first impression of each
00:11:04other he's loud seriously well my first impression of him was who is this mysterious nerd calling me out
00:11:14in front of everybody it was harsh I gotta admit but boy was it cute still loud question number two
00:11:23what's your favorite thing about each other um I don't know sense of responsibility maybe thanks
00:11:31well my favorite thing about him will have to be his fingers excuse me long elegant very skillful
00:11:42all right next question next question is who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:06guys major problem someone leaked the contract everyone knows you're faking right now
00:12:16oh my god did y'all see this this had a freaking contract yes I thought they were gold what
00:12:23a scam
00:12:27the final debate is in three days if we don't turn this around fast you're finished and I know Mark
00:12:33I already got people tracing the hack whoever fucking leaked this file is a dead man okay so what are
00:12:43our
00:12:43options huh everyone's seen the contract by now there's no denying it unless unless it's what
00:12:58unless we make it real unless we make it real
00:13:09savior I don't care if the contract was fake all I know is at some point it stopped being pretend
00:13:14to me
00:13:15I couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant fully yourself but then I saw you after
00:13:24practice pushing yourself harder than everyone else and I noticed how you always take the fall for
00:13:29your teammates and the way you'd look at me in class see here do you mostly think I've been faking
00:13:36this whole time
00:13:52the hacker broke into your laptop the whole school is watching his feet right now
00:14:10oh shit I can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend I care about
00:14:23school traditions I don't even like there's no way I could fake this and yeah maybe it started as a
00:14:30deal but
00:14:33now everything I said was true
00:14:45cut that was perfect at least the votes won't go down now
00:14:50I've done my bit
00:14:54hey
00:14:56thank you
00:14:59just doing what we agreed
00:15:02but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:15:10I owe you
00:15:11Xavier
00:15:11and listen um whatever happens with the election I just
00:15:16it's nothing
00:15:18just sticking to the script right
00:15:21you sure that's all it is
00:15:24you sure there's no hidden feelings creeping up
00:15:27god you never stop
00:15:28yeah
00:15:30dead end on the hacker
00:15:31whoever it was was bouncing off multiple VPNs
00:15:36great
00:15:36so you're dealing with the pro
00:15:39listen everybody is going to be watching your every move
00:15:42okay every look every moment has to be authentic
00:15:48we got this
00:15:49right
00:15:55oh shit
00:15:57left my football gear at home
00:15:59that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:16:02wanna come with?
00:16:04sure cause I've got nothing else to do
00:16:07come on
00:16:13okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:16okay something is definitely going on between those two
00:16:26whoa this is your average family home?
00:16:29it's my father's place not mine
00:16:31meaning?
00:16:33meaning I have an older half brother
00:16:35and a dad who's super big on competition
00:16:37so
00:16:38if I want any part of this family fortune
00:16:41then
00:16:42I have to beat them
00:16:46winning that election
00:16:48it's the first step
00:16:50keep your family drama to yourself
00:16:52or not your therapist?
00:16:55you serious?
00:16:57I thought you were the one who wanted to make this look believable
00:17:00fine
00:17:01I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:17:03shut up
00:17:04come on
00:17:08alright well
00:17:09I need to go grab my jersey
00:17:10but
00:17:11why don't you read a book or something?
00:17:23well well
00:17:25I didn't expect to see you here
00:17:28sorry
00:17:28do I know you?
00:17:32you must be Xavier
00:17:35the famous boyfriend
00:17:37and
00:17:38and you are?
00:17:39I'm Noah
00:17:40Alex's older brother
00:17:44ouch
00:17:45cold reception
00:17:48so
00:17:49has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:17:52fiance?
00:17:54oh
00:17:55did he leave out that little detail?
00:17:59this whole fake boyfriend thing
00:18:00he's done it before
00:18:02left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:18:05what are you implying?
00:18:08Alex
00:18:08doesn't date guys
00:18:10he'll only get yourself hurt
00:18:13you deserve to be with someone better
00:18:16someone like me
00:18:17are you insane?
00:18:19just gay
00:18:21and observance
00:18:24let's not pretend
00:18:25let's not pretend that you're straight two now sweetheart
00:18:31get off
00:18:32get off I'm not
00:18:33then why are you shaking?
00:18:35you're seriously messed up
00:18:36takes one to know one
00:18:38you can't lie to yourself forever
00:18:41Alex can offer you fame
00:18:44money
00:18:44all the shiny things in life
00:18:46but I can offer you something he never could
00:18:49something real
00:18:51get off
00:18:53what the fuck are you doing?
00:18:56excellent timing a little brother
00:18:59you stay the hell away from me
00:19:02you hear me?
00:19:08relax babe
00:19:09it's just some friendly competition
00:19:13I'll be seeing you real soon
00:19:15I can feel it
00:19:19asshole
00:19:24look
00:19:25don't believe a word he says
00:19:27Noah thrives on chaos
00:19:30including the part about your fiance
00:19:33look that's just an arranged thing
00:19:36okay my dad's idea
00:19:37I honestly don't even know her
00:19:40you don't owe me an explanation Alex
00:19:42I'm just a part of your PR stunt right?
00:19:46is that really all this is to him?
00:19:50right
00:19:51yeah you're absolutely right
00:19:55I'm heading back
00:19:57no
00:19:57why don't you just stay here?
00:20:00the guest room's open
00:20:02I don't usually stay the night
00:20:05alright then uh
00:20:06let me drive you
00:20:12hello
00:20:13congrats kid
00:20:14you're officially homeless
00:20:16don't bother coming back
00:20:18you're on your own now
00:20:20no
00:20:24I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:20:27best decision you're gonna make tonight
00:20:29now let me show you to your room
00:20:31or mine if you prefer
00:20:40you know I uh
00:20:43always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:20:46I'm not surprised
00:20:48you're football crazy
00:20:49yeah
00:20:51I was a quarterback
00:20:52even one state
00:20:55my dad he
00:20:58had other plans for me
00:21:00said he wouldn't have a
00:21:02Watson waste his future
00:21:05throwing a ball around
00:21:08so
00:21:10I became the perfect son
00:21:12got straight A's
00:21:14student body president
00:21:17anything in hopes that he let me play football again
00:21:24now your turn
00:21:27secret for secret
00:21:28you've already seen enough
00:21:30my father's a gambler
00:21:33family's a mess
00:21:34there's nothing left to tell
00:21:37see I don't buy it
00:21:39I think you have a bigger secret to tell
00:21:41but
00:21:41you're just too scared to say it out loud
00:21:50tell me
00:21:51it'll be our little secret
00:21:53it's running circles through my mind
00:22:05I wanna be the only one you tell
00:22:07let's not pretend that you're straight to your sweetheart
00:22:10you're wasted
00:22:11sleep it off
00:22:13I'm taking a shower
00:22:25I don't pay you for a cuddler
00:22:27I don't pay you for a cuddler
00:22:34Alex doesn't date guys
00:22:37you'll only get yourself hurt
00:22:42the real secret is
00:22:44I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to
00:22:52Alex
00:22:54don't leave
00:22:55we really shouldn't
00:22:58stay
00:23:00please
00:23:15I know your little secret
00:23:20what secret?
00:23:23it's about me
00:23:25isn't it?
00:23:36Alex
00:23:39tell me
00:23:41everything
00:23:54it's just a dream
00:24:02it's just a dream
00:24:03don't go
00:24:04Alex let go
00:24:05stay
00:24:06it's just a dream
00:24:06you're the only one
00:24:08you know
00:24:19you know
00:24:20you know
00:24:20you know
00:24:21you know
00:24:22Alex?
00:24:37Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:24:40I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:24:42And what better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:08So check it out. Chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese. Michelin star pending.
00:25:15Did it survive a crime scene?
00:25:17Hey, hey, hey. I'll have you know that I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:25:26Oh.
00:25:29Okay. Fine. Tastes a lot better than it looks.
00:25:33There we go. Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:25:47Alex doesn't date guys.
00:25:49You okay?
00:25:50Drop the act, Alex. There's no one even around to impress.
00:25:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:26:00Forget it. I'm heading to the library.
00:26:04Xavier, wait. You barely touched your grilled cheese!
00:26:13Come on.
00:26:16Damn it!
00:26:25Oh, you're John's kid, right?
00:26:29Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:26:32He sold the house. The debt should be cleared.
00:26:35But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:26:38Shit!
00:26:39How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:26:41You're his kid.
00:26:43So either you settled his debt, or I start taking pieces.
00:26:47It's between you and him. Please, just leave me out of it.
00:26:57Nah. You're definitely involved in it now.
00:27:18Back off, asshole.
00:27:21Who the fuck?
00:27:39You touch him again, you're dead.
00:27:45Two grand, two days.
00:27:49Or your old man's missing a kidney.
00:27:58Alex!
00:28:02You okay?
00:28:03No. Are you?
00:28:06Look at your face.
00:28:10You idiot! Why would you do that?
00:28:13Alright, maybe I went a little bit overboard.
00:28:18We need to go to the hospital.
00:28:24You've got an old injury, and now you've seriously torn the ligaments.
00:28:28You're out for the rest of the season.
00:28:30If you push it, you might never step on the field again.
00:28:38I've ruined your entire future.
00:28:40Your entire dream.
00:28:44But Bald is my dream.
00:28:46You're what I really want.
00:28:48You are insane.
00:28:52Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me.
00:28:57And what exactly do you want?
00:29:00Move in with me.
00:29:01Be my personal nurse.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:09I guess it's the least I can do.
00:29:15Now feed me.
00:29:16Absolutely not.
00:29:18Not.
00:29:23Alright.
00:29:25Just one bite.
00:29:28And here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:29:48You bite now?
00:29:50You started it.
00:29:52Maybe I'll have to finish it.
00:29:54Won't I?
00:29:59Remember?
00:30:00No strenuous activity.
00:30:02Especially involving your arm.
00:30:04But what if Xavier's on top?
00:30:09Kids these days.
00:30:12You are impossible.
00:30:14It's a love story, babe.
00:30:16I'm just staying in character.
00:30:20Fine.
00:30:21If that's what it takes.
00:30:25Welcome home, babe.
00:30:31Ow!
00:30:32Look, I have one arm.
00:30:34The floors are all wet.
00:30:36This is a potential drowning hazard.
00:30:38Can I get a little help?
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41You'll manage.
00:30:49Xavier, help!
00:30:51I slipped!
00:30:54You are unbelievable.
00:30:57Unbelievably sexy, maybe.
00:31:09Stop it.
00:31:10Put your clothes on.
00:31:12Are you blushing?
00:31:14I am not.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:22Hold this.
00:31:24Now hold that.
00:31:25And if it drops, then...
00:31:27That must mean you want me.
00:31:29You're insane.
00:31:31Maybe.
00:31:42You can start here.
00:31:47Whoa.
00:31:50Careful.
00:31:51My skin's more sensitive than my reputation.
00:31:56Shut up.
00:32:06You're pretty cool.
00:32:07What?
00:32:24Um, no, no.
00:32:32I'm hungry.
00:32:32I'm hungry.
00:32:33I'm hungry.
00:32:33I'm hungry.
00:32:35I'm hungry.
00:32:42Bathtime is couple time, right?
00:32:44Do you think this is funny?
00:32:45Just lighten up.
00:32:47I'm just joking.
00:32:49Am I just a punchline to you?
00:32:51A prop for your campaign?
00:32:53I stuck around because I cared about it.
00:32:56And this is how you treat me?
00:33:06Did I overreact?
00:33:14I'm sorry.
00:33:17Okay, but...
00:33:20What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought that I hated you.
00:33:42But it turns out I just...
00:33:45Hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:50Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:33:55No one's watching us.
00:33:57You can drop the acne.
00:34:01At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:05And...
00:34:06Signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:14Unless we make it real.
00:34:19And then when everything fell apart...
00:34:21When I was losing the election...
00:34:27You stepped in.
00:34:31You saved me.
00:34:34When you didn't have to.
00:34:37Get off.
00:34:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:44When I saw him that close to you...
00:34:48It hurt more...
00:34:50Than losing the election ever could.
00:34:52You did.
00:34:58So...
00:34:59Would you consider making this real with me?
00:35:12I forget what I said earlier. I just...
00:35:23Are you sure?
00:35:39You're driving me crazy.
00:35:41Stop pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:31You're driving me crazy.
00:36:38Good morning, sleeping baby.
00:36:41Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:36:44You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:36:47Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:36:54You are way too addictive.
00:36:58I might need rehab.
00:37:00Sorry, no can do.
00:37:03You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:37:07and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:37:15Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:37:19Disappointing.
00:37:21I prefer you elected, actually.
00:37:38Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:37:42You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:37:45Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:37:48So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:37:51Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:37:55And all positive comments, too.
00:37:57But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:38:00Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:38:02Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:38:06Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:38:09Right, I was gonna say he's acting more like your mom, but yeah.
00:38:13Whatever works.
00:38:15Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:38:24I didn't use anything.
00:38:26I literally just fell for him.
00:38:35I caught feelings for him.
00:38:37That's all it is.
00:38:38Wow, so you and him started fake and then it got real.
00:38:46Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:38:48He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:38:51Totally unreadable.
00:38:52Nah, it's just surface code.
00:38:55He's gotta dig a little deeper.
00:38:58Listen man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense for him to be using you for something
00:39:03here.
00:39:05Using me for what exactly?
00:39:08Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:39:12Okay, what if this is a long con and he's gonna flip on you at the end?
00:39:15Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:39:17I trust him.
00:39:27Hey babe, we were just talking about you.
00:39:36Oh god, is it actually real?
00:39:49Are you job hunting?
00:39:51See, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:39:53I thought I made that clear.
00:39:55I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:39:59I'm just planning ahead.
00:40:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:40:06Well, the only thing we have to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:40:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:40:27Normal's boring.
00:40:29And I'm one of a kind.
00:40:30You're crushing me.
00:40:33Move.
00:40:34Make me.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:41Stop.
00:40:44Fine.
00:40:56Hey, I just wrapped up at practice.
00:40:58Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:41:00Could ride home together.
00:41:01Swing by?
00:41:03You're half the city away.
00:41:05Okay, fine.
00:41:06You got me.
00:41:07Maybe I miss you.
00:41:09And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:41:14I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:41:18Oh, customer.
00:41:20See you tonight?
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24What can I get you?
00:41:24Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:41:30What are you doing here?
00:41:31I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:41:36Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:41:42Oh!
00:41:43And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:41:45Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:41:47Excuse me?
00:41:49Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:41:51Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:41:53Apparently he needs you out of the picture.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:09Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:11Call me any time, sexy.
00:42:30Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:42:32Is he bothering you again?
00:42:34Same old.
00:42:34Just stirring the pot.
00:42:36Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:42So it's true.
00:42:44I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:42:49Oh, cool.
00:42:50So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:42:53No, I barely even know her.
00:42:55She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:42:57Then why hide it?
00:42:59What's the point?
00:43:04I was scared of losing you.
00:43:09But we could go all in.
00:43:12Let's get out of here.
00:43:14So we're okay?
00:43:15No.
00:43:17But we still have roles to play.
00:43:22And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:43:29You park the car.
00:43:30I'll go in first.
00:43:31Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:33Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:43:45I have an appointment.
00:43:47A friend booked it for me.
00:43:49Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:43:51And, no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:44:01So judgy.
00:44:02Eesh.
00:44:04Miss Brown, delightful to see you today.
00:44:07How can I help you?
00:44:08You're Alex's friend, right?
00:44:10Yeah.
00:44:15Serve him.
00:44:16But he doesn't ever-
00:44:17Do you want to lose your job?
00:44:19That's all we saw.
00:44:22Thanks.
00:44:23You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:44:33He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:44:35I was Alex's fiance.
00:44:38Something like that.
00:44:40I'm Laura.
00:44:41I'll see you.
00:44:54Mr. Watson.
00:44:55Pleasure to see you.
00:44:56Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:44:58Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:45:02Do you really have to announce it to everyone?
00:45:04I can tweet it out if you'd like.
00:45:09Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:45:12This way, please.
00:45:15Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:45:20A suit that actually fits.
00:45:23And this one, it fits you perfectly.
00:45:27Go on.
00:45:28Try it on.
00:45:30Why do I need a suit when you're the one running for student body president?
00:45:34You see, we both are.
00:45:37You're touching me, your lips so holy.
00:45:43Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:45:45Savile row cut.
00:45:48Loss.
00:45:50And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:46:08You don't have to do this.
00:46:10But I want to.
00:46:13Because you're worth it.
00:46:19Alright.
00:46:20Looking good.
00:46:22Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:46:30Alright, let's get this jacket off.
00:46:32Hey, wait. What are you doing?
00:46:34Relax.
00:46:35Okay, I'm not gonna bite.
00:46:37Unless you want me to.
00:46:41I'm just measuring.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:5828 inch waist, huh?
00:47:00Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:07I'm still mad at you.
00:47:10Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:47:18Mr. Watson.
00:47:20Your suit. It's ready.
00:47:23Yeah, just, uh, leave it outside.
00:47:31Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:47:38Smile.
00:48:04Hey, Mark. What's up?
00:48:06Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:48:16Finally, come here.
00:48:20Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:48:22No, worse.
00:48:24We have a new opponent and she's rising fast.
00:48:26We have to do something.
00:48:28Wait, wait, wait, wait. She?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Laura Brown.
00:48:33You know, the daughter of crime family billionaire Walter Brown.
00:48:38Laura.
00:48:41You know Laura too?
00:48:42At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:48:45She does. She's my fiancee.
00:48:51Fiancee? When the hell were you gonna tell us about that?
00:48:53Look, it was just an arranged thing from my dad.
00:48:56I honestly barely know her.
00:49:00Okay, well she knows plenty about you two.
00:49:02She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:49:05Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:49:08I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:49:10Exactly.
00:49:12She's here for a reason and it's not to win some election.
00:49:17This just became personal.
00:49:22If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:49:26She'll win by a mile.
00:49:27Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:49:29There's no time.
00:49:31I can handle her.
00:49:35Sounds exciting.
00:49:39Why are you doing this?
00:49:41Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:49:44As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date.
00:49:48Nothing more.
00:49:49You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:49:51I'm way more interesting than him.
00:49:53If you want a fair fight, then fine.
00:49:57But play dirty again.
00:49:59And I won't be so polite.
00:50:04Big words.
00:50:05We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:50:13Get out.
00:50:14You're not welcome here.
00:50:16Relax. I'm just here to chat.
00:50:18You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:50:20Lifelong dream?
00:50:21Well, this is signed by the Vice President.
00:50:24Guaranteed entry.
00:50:27Are you bribing me?
00:50:29I figured you'd say that.
00:50:31But my father doesn't take no, well, in your dad.
00:50:34Poor John.
00:50:35He owes a lot of people money.
00:50:38People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:50:41Keep my father out of this.
00:50:42Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:50:46Relax.
00:50:46I'm not stealing your boyfriend.
00:50:48I'm just showing you a better future.
00:50:51Love is overrated anyway.
00:50:54Maybe to you.
00:50:56And for Alex, too.
00:50:58Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:51:08Need a ride?
00:51:09Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:51:12He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:51:14Fine.
00:51:27Happy birthday, babe.
00:51:34You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:51:39Thank you, Alex.
00:51:43Now hop in.
00:51:45There's something else I want to show you.
00:51:57This is nice.
00:52:01Yes it is.
00:52:04And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:52:10I don't mind them.
00:52:12If they're from you.
00:52:14And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:52:18You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:52:24You bought me a laptop.
00:52:25Pretty romantic.
00:52:27And practical.
00:52:28Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is.
00:52:33I mean, us.
00:52:35All in.
00:52:37For real.
00:52:39I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:52:44I just need you.
00:52:57Well, you got me.
00:53:16Let's go back to yours.
00:53:18Let's go.
00:53:27What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:53:29I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:53:32Don't even think about it.
00:53:50You know, that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:53:55I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:53:58Someone local.
00:54:00Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:54:04Did you find anything else?
00:54:06They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:54:10Laura.
00:54:16She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:54:19We should expose her.
00:54:20But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:54:22What else can we do?
00:54:24If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:54:27I mean, it is true I'm engaged.
00:54:30Then what?
00:54:32I might have something.
00:54:33Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:54:37You know, wholesome stuff.
00:54:38Charity angle.
00:54:40Tends to work.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Let's do it.
00:54:56You did that on purpose.
00:54:58You bet I did.
00:55:16Cut.
00:55:17That's perfect.
00:55:21Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:55:24I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:55:29Welcome.
00:55:30Hey, everyone.
00:55:30Happy to be here.
00:55:32Let's see, first question blowing up the chat.
00:55:34What made you guys pick this project?
00:55:36Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:55:39Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:55:41It's important for me to pass that on.
00:55:43Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:55:46Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:55:50Quick question from the comments.
00:55:52Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:55:56Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:56:04Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time,
00:56:09who's the real side piece?
00:56:12Uh, that's a good question.
00:56:15You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:56:21What's worse?
00:56:23Someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:56:27Touché.
00:56:28Okay.
00:56:29Okay.
00:56:29Alright, guys, back on track.
00:56:31Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid?
00:56:35Uh, The Hobbit.
00:56:37I always wanted my own little cozy Hobbit hole.
00:56:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:56:46Are you trying to ruin my-
00:56:57Are you out of your mind?
00:57:00I'm your fiancé.
00:57:01It's just one little kiss.
00:57:02What's the big deal?
00:57:03Oh, come on, Laura.
00:57:05You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:57:07Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:57:10That's pathetic, even for you.
00:57:12Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:57:14And if you threaten him one more time behind my back,
00:57:17it won't end well.
00:57:19Oh, you found out? Good.
00:57:21Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him the next time.
00:57:23Things might get uglier.
00:57:24What do you want from me?
00:57:29Everything I'm entitled to.
00:57:35Xavier, get to the shop right now!
00:57:41Why? What's wrong?
00:57:45Fuck my life, man.
00:57:52Hey!
00:57:53What are you looking at?
00:57:54Get out of here!
00:57:56Hey!
00:57:56You gotta go, man.
00:57:58No, I don't.
00:57:59No, you have to leave.
00:58:00Oh, my son.
00:58:01Oh, my son.
00:58:02Oh, man.
00:58:03He's threatening to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:58:06He's threatening all the customers away.
00:58:07I'm so sorry.
00:58:08I can handle it if you just-
00:58:09Just give me a minute to-
00:58:10Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:58:12Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:58:17What do you want?
00:58:18Call your rich boyfriend.
00:58:21What's his name?
00:58:22Alex?
00:58:23Tell him to pay up.
00:58:26Daddy needs a bailout.
00:58:27You sold the house Mom left us.
00:58:30You abandoned me.
00:58:32And now you want a bailout?
00:58:34You filthy little bastard.
00:58:36Sleeping around with men.
00:58:40Humiliating our family name.
00:58:43I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:58:47Next time I see you,
00:58:49I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:58:56Ungrateful brat.
00:58:58What, think you're above me now just cause you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
00:59:03Oh, no!
00:59:05Finally found you, old man.
00:59:11Finally found you, old man.
00:59:13Please, don't hurt me.
00:59:15Just don't hurt me.
00:59:16I'll get the money.
00:59:17Don't hurt me.
00:59:18Oh, it's a little too late for that.
00:59:23Where'd you go after the live stream?
00:59:24I tried calling you like a million times.
00:59:27Just the library.
00:59:28The library?
00:59:29After what happened?
00:59:30Just collecting some feedback around school.
00:59:33Got some ideas to boost your polls.
00:59:35Can we not talk about the election right now?
00:59:38Just tired, okay?
00:59:44So that's it?
00:59:45You're just giving up?
00:59:47Letting your fiance take over?
00:59:49What, are you jealous or something?
00:59:51Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
00:59:53But can we please just not talk about this right now?
00:59:56Maybe we should take a break.
01:00:00Xavier, wait, I-
01:00:12I'm such an idiot.
01:00:13Thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:00:21Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24Mark, where's Alex?
01:00:26I've been called.
01:00:26Well, he's at the frat house.
01:00:28Last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:00:29And he's not answering his messages.
01:00:30Not even mine?
01:00:32Look, it's the day before the election.
01:00:33He's totally locked in.
01:00:35Okay?
01:00:35Hey, you alright?
01:00:38Need any help?
01:00:40It's alright.
01:00:41I'll handle it.
01:00:43Of course.
01:00:45He's got people, goals, a life.
01:00:47I've only ever had him.
01:00:53What am I gonna do now?
01:00:55What am I gonna do now?
01:00:57Wanna make a deal?
01:01:06Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:01:10Please don't hurt him.
01:01:10I promise I'll figure something out.
01:01:13He can't afford it.
01:01:14Besides, the Fajanglino family took him.
01:01:1724 hours today start sending body parts.
01:01:19What am I supposed to do?
01:01:27Sign this, and I'll pay up your dad's debt.
01:01:30But on one condition.
01:01:32You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:01:35For good.
01:01:38Where was he when you needed him most?
01:01:41You better keep your word.
01:01:43Browns don't lie.
01:01:49What the hell did you do?
01:01:51Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:01:53Me?
01:01:54I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:58He should be thanking me.
01:02:00Debt?
01:02:01What debt?
01:02:03Xavier never told me about that.
01:02:05Maybe because he dumped you?
01:02:07He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11No way.
01:02:11No, he wouldn't do that.
01:02:14I need to go talk to him.
01:02:28Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:02:30Because.
01:02:31It's true.
01:02:33Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:02:36Laura sorted that for me.
01:02:38And she bailed my dad out.
01:02:40So, our deal?
01:02:41It's done.
01:02:42So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:02:45Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:02:48And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:02:51Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:53Xavier, stop.
01:02:54The contract never mattered.
01:02:57I love you.
01:02:59Okay, don't push me away.
01:03:02Love?
01:03:03I'm just a sob sorting.
01:03:05I'm just a sob sorting.
01:03:06Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:03:09I'm done.
01:03:10You know that's not true.
01:03:13You know me.
01:03:14Do I?
01:03:16You wake up in your silk sheets.
01:03:19Drinking your fancy coffee.
01:03:22I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:03:25We're worlds apart.
01:03:27Xavier, please don't do this.
01:03:29Stay away from me.
01:03:31You make me sick.
01:03:37Just get out of my life.
01:03:39We're done.
01:03:40I just-
01:03:41I said!
01:03:42We're done!
01:03:59I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:04:02That's the hardest thing you've ever done.
01:04:05Sign this.
01:04:07And I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:04:09In return, you have to cut off Alex.
01:04:12We're good.
01:04:15Can't do that.
01:04:17Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancé betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:04:24Alex won't just lose the election.
01:04:26He'll lose everything.
01:04:28You're twisting the truth.
01:04:30It's whatever people will believe.
01:04:32He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:04:36Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:04:39I...
01:04:41You're dead weight, Xavier.
01:04:42And we both know it.
01:04:45My family can lift him up.
01:04:47There's only drag him down.
01:04:50Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:52I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:04:55So?
01:04:56You get a sign?
01:05:00You better keep your promise.
01:05:02Browns don't lie.
01:05:14Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:24If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:05:26But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduced me as your fiancé.
01:05:34If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:05:43You'll lose everything.
01:05:46Get out.
01:05:50Love her legacy, Alex.
01:06:02Xavier.
01:06:22Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:06:31Hello.
01:06:32I'm Alex.
01:06:33I'm Alex Watson.
01:06:34And today, I stand here as...
01:06:44Oh, my God.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:06:49Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:06:53Are we serious?
01:06:54We signed a contract.
01:06:56What a fake!
01:06:56Who lied to all of us?
01:06:58Mom!
01:07:03It started as fake.
01:07:05But then it...
01:07:07got real.
01:07:10I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:07:13You okay?
01:07:19Yeah, I'm fine.
01:07:23Not even a thank you.
01:07:26At least tell me your name.
01:07:29It's not important.
01:07:33And I thought...
01:07:34he was just some arrogant genius who...
01:07:38didn't have time for me.
01:07:42Didn't have time for me.
01:07:44It was a stupid on-stage accident.
01:07:46That kiss.
01:07:55I'm not...
01:07:56oh.
01:07:57I'm not...
01:08:04We could have time for you.
01:08:05We could have time for you.
01:08:05We could have time for you.
01:08:06And...
01:08:06Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:08:08So, listen.
01:08:11Fuck the election.
01:08:12Fuck family expectations.
01:08:14And fuck football.
01:08:16None of them matters, Xavier.
01:08:17Because all I ever wanted...
01:08:19is to be with you.
01:08:24the votes are in the new student body president is Alex Watson
01:08:32come on up and give your speech
01:08:39where is he
01:08:42you idiot
01:08:56what are you doing here you just won
01:08:59screw the election it's you that I want
01:09:02but you said winning is everything
01:09:05not if it means losing you
01:09:17you're such a reckless idiot
01:09:20but that's kind of sweet
01:09:28just need you
01:09:36winning you beats any election
01:09:40all right now that line is a solid 10
01:09:49what's with all the construction they're building something close private makeout spot
01:09:56presidential access only
01:10:01you're president now try acting like it
01:10:03hey I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:10:10you remembered
01:10:11of course
01:10:16all right let's begin
01:10:18the football kit budget was inflated 230 percent
01:10:22money that could have paid for students transport who were working late
01:10:25it's the first time someone called me out for real and it stuck
01:10:29already testing out the new spot
01:10:31bold
01:10:35already testing out the new spot
01:10:37bold
01:10:38what now
01:10:40relax
01:10:40just here to say goodbye
01:10:42goodbye
01:10:43turns out our dads finally saw reason
01:10:46engagements officially canceled
01:10:47you're free Alex
01:10:49just like that
01:10:50not even worth fighting for
01:10:52can you let her finish
01:10:54truth is I didn't want to marry you either
01:10:56then why come between us
01:10:58I just needed to prove myself
01:11:00to my parents
01:11:02to everyone
01:11:05the way you stood by each other
01:11:08honestly I envy that
01:11:11and the Princeton thing is still on Xavier
01:11:14you earned it
01:11:15thanks Laura
01:11:18I'm off to Paris
01:11:19new family business venture
01:11:22maybe I'll see y'all again sometime
01:11:24maybe so
01:11:34you think she'll be okay
01:11:36she's tougher than the both of us combined
01:11:39she'll be fine
01:11:44still haven't mastered walking eh
01:11:46only around you
01:11:47all I meant to do
01:11:50oh guess I'm right next to you