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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball on the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:18Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy, I can take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around
00:00:47the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations my friend, winning three Grand Slams in a row, you truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:05I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:07Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:09Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:14I'm so sorry.
00:01:17I gotta go, excuse me.
00:01:18I gotta go.
00:01:25I'm sorry, we saved your daughter.
00:01:28But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:06I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire.
00:02:21I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise, I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey, tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:28There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:31Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:14Let me handle it.
00:04:18See, even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24Bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:51Throw them out.
00:04:55Hey, don't touch me!
00:04:56Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:15Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the US Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:24I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:35It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:18You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:48It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50The small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:55He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:32I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:39I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:42But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:08:00I...
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:23It's not my fault.
00:08:25You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:32Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:37I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:42Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:58No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:01I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:03I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:43Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:06Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:10I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:23And if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have blown myself.
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lyon, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of us.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lyon again?
00:10:41Kane, didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:44What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:46Two yards.
00:10:49What?
00:10:55What do you mean two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just the homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:14He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:22This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me, what do you see?
00:11:352.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:202.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:29Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:33So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:47Oh man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:53Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:01Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:02It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07What?
00:13:07He could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:18He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:33Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:36Woo!
00:13:36Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:37Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:38Woo!
00:13:39Woo!
00:13:39Woo!
00:13:41Woo!
00:13:41Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know.
00:13:49Most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all in the race, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh!
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:14Oh my gosh.
00:14:17Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:28You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:51Look.
00:14:52We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:54It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay. Option two.
00:15:20You put this on.
00:15:23You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:27Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you!
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:31Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:58Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:01You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:02He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up!
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:27You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:36Wait.
00:16:39That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:42That ball's going off course.
00:16:44What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:16:54He's a shaker.
00:16:56He's a shaker.
00:16:57He's a shaker.
00:17:02No, he's a shaker.
00:17:04He's a shaker.
00:17:04He's a shaker.
00:17:04He's a shaker.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh my gosh!
00:17:102.13 in the rough.
00:17:12Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:40gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake this is serious okay
00:17:45guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy shit let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been
00:18:10a coincidence a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble
00:18:14earlier jake would have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors
00:18:20the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing
00:18:35come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not
00:18:51here i come
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:59he was standing right here you knew that you did that on purpose it's against the rules
00:19:04i thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's no need for rules
00:19:10i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time
00:19:26everything bobby said came true who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no i can't keep going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:41august golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:49it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:01wow
00:20:03is that the best you got
00:20:05i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:20but his wrist
00:20:21will you stop
00:20:23as long as i can swing i'm not giving up
00:20:25no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:31you're still powering through
00:20:33why don't i help you with that
00:20:38that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off
00:20:49this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:51go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:54jake that's enough
00:20:55step down
00:20:56if you keep playing you might never play again
00:20:58let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia
00:21:05you're gonna send your little gardener
00:21:07after me
00:21:07what
00:21:09are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener
00:21:14you got some balls
00:21:16i bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:19you better not let it get to your head
00:21:25this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america
00:21:41and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:44just look at yourself
00:21:45covered in filth
00:21:47carrying around a burden
00:21:49you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:55excuse me sir
00:21:57don't mind him
00:21:58he's an asshole
00:22:00i'm mia
00:22:01i'd love for you to come over and work at august golf club with me
00:22:05and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter
00:22:07i'd be happy to help
00:22:27is that your wife
00:22:29you should have brought her with you
00:22:30i bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you
00:22:37thinks he can make the hole
00:22:38the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife
00:22:45before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave
00:22:48i'm begging
00:22:49the only one begging is going to be you pal
00:22:52remember
00:22:53you got a lot on the line
00:22:54you lose this
00:22:55you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:57and
00:22:58losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:23:03deal
00:23:06you better keep your word
00:23:21this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:22is he trying to let tyler win
00:23:23we're screwed
00:23:24we're screwed
00:23:25the clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august
00:23:28you got wind speed
00:23:29five miles an hour
00:23:31humidity
00:23:32sixty percent
00:23:34good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water
00:23:47forget about the hole
00:23:48you won't even make it over the water
00:23:50i win
00:24:04what the fuck
00:24:07what the fuck
00:24:09was he about to perform a miracle
00:24:11there's no way
00:24:11it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't control where it lands
00:24:19what the water
00:24:21i skipped it in the hole
00:24:23but how
00:24:24it's a miracle
00:24:25am i dreaming
00:24:26did we actually beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:28this is impossible
00:24:30there's no way i lost to a
00:24:32an amateur
00:24:33a gardener
00:24:34impossible
00:24:36that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:38no
00:24:38only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane
00:24:42only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he?
00:24:52a master golfer would never join the ranks of august
00:24:55who are you?
00:25:00who are you?
00:25:01me?
00:25:02i'm a nobody
00:25:03i'm a gardener
00:25:04who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:06i want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:10yes
00:25:10of course
00:25:11you just saved august golf club
00:25:13we of course will welcome you
00:25:14mia
00:25:15this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills
00:25:18can't leave it with this guy
00:25:19he probably doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:22i mean mia please we should reconsider
00:25:23was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26i mean
00:25:26how do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28if he was really that talented
00:25:30why would he be slumming at august golf club?
00:25:32all the things he could be doing
00:25:33yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:36we'd be left out
00:25:37okay silence all of you
00:25:40i believe in bobby
00:25:42and he's our only hope now
00:25:44hey bobby
00:25:44i got cash
00:25:46hot babes
00:25:48you come over to gold hill golf club
00:25:51look at anything you could ever want
00:25:53i can't pay you cash
00:25:55or an advancement
00:25:56but i can offer you 50% stake in the august golf club
00:25:59if you'll still have us
00:26:01i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude
00:26:04every check you get is going to bounce
00:26:06come on
00:26:07don't be stupid
00:26:08just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:14tuition
00:26:1670k a year
00:26:25i just mowed the lawn
00:26:26i don't need much in life
00:26:33i'll represent august in the qualifications next week
00:26:36my heart's racing
00:26:38what's going on
00:26:40you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this
00:26:44hey
00:26:45aren't you forgetting something
00:26:47what are you talking about
00:26:48our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right
00:26:51my brother
00:26:52kane carter
00:26:53he's the grand champ
00:26:54your little amateur ass
00:26:57are you sure you want this
00:26:58it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:59a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard
00:27:08you're gonna regret this
00:27:10men honor their words
00:27:11dogs run with their tails
00:27:13tucked between their legs
00:27:15what are you little boy
00:27:16you motherfucker
00:27:18mark my words
00:27:19you motherfuckers are gonna regret this
00:27:21come on girls
00:27:32you lost
00:27:33to a ground speaker
00:27:35a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke
00:27:40if you just give me another chance
00:27:41i'll
00:27:43useless
00:27:43the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:47you better not film me again in the qualification match
00:28:00i don't know
00:28:00the golf's always been in my family
00:28:03but
00:28:04it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took notice
00:28:08kelly's been retired for six years already
00:28:11you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know
00:28:20do you want me to still think about him
00:28:37come on
00:28:39come on where
00:28:40we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46i'm taking you home
00:28:47party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55so thirsty
00:28:57i'll get you some water
00:28:59thank you
00:29:10do you want me to stop
00:29:14so
00:29:15i ding
00:29:16you
00:29:17and
00:29:17i Dankanois
00:29:17i think so
00:29:20bad
00:29:22you
00:29:22don't listen to me
00:29:23that's why the
00:29:23i chính
00:29:23this
00:29:23can't think about
00:29:30that's why
00:29:30So
00:29:30how
00:29:30I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:44Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a little fun last night.
00:30:30I had fun, too. A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:44On behalf of the Gophers Association,
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:10can scan your swing ID
00:31:13and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:20Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:37You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41Let's write down what this is for measure of level, baby.
00:31:48Good.
00:32:00Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:04Enough wasted my time.
00:32:05By the way,
00:32:07only reason I let you two go first,
00:32:08so that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:17this is a press conference not a dumpster what are you doing here you're an amateur buddy you're
00:32:23gonna embarrass yourself over here well I guess we'll just see about that okay okay sit back
00:32:32you'll see my rank hey get this I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on
00:32:38my heel
00:33:09he's 15 every member of Golden Hills
00:33:12a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay you may lose me but all of you are better
00:33:20than him you know it's sad Mia the best you got is dead last you know it's how I shut
00:33:26up August is
00:33:27not gonna be dead last mark my words yeah don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th
00:33:34it's a nobody wow that's something coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to
00:33:41be top 15 in the US Gardner the August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open the hell
00:33:47yeah
00:33:47she sure did I think you should be disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from
00:33:56hard work and talent everyone deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:01August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge
00:34:08of
00:34:08going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:48this is my rating
00:35:07six years ago you retired banished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers right come and gone Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27Mr. Hale you have to see this we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:33the all-time number one
00:35:36I guess he couldn't wait to celebrate your comeback I'm gonna return all your trophies
00:35:46to you take these let's go
00:35:53what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in
00:36:00the nation have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US no that
00:36:06can't
00:36:07be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts I guess the whole world's gonna know that the
00:36:13Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no vibes
00:36:19quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies all of them I want the world to know that
00:36:27the roaring lion has returned wait there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so
00:36:36he's probably not even registered yeah that explains it I would a failing club like the
00:36:40of August have a top 10 player with them well if I'm just an amateur and you lost to me
00:36:47what does that make you getting pretty cocky over there buddy you know the Golden Hills created this
00:36:53AI system we have the right to unlock it if you get on your knees right now I might let
00:36:59you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted well go ahead unlock it I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating
00:37:05yourself go boys you're gonna regret that get ready folks this little clown's about to give us a strip
00:37:13show
00:37:25what he's not just in the top 10 he's the best in the country that means he's ranked higher than
00:37:32the
00:37:32Grand Slam winner Kane how could it be
00:37:39no that that can't be right there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system he's got a
00:37:43point
00:37:43can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying raking leaves nowhere thank goodness you almost ruined
00:37:49our association's reputation you just had one lucky stroke you thought you could fool me you little
00:37:55bitch this golf tournament's for pros not no amateurs like you boys get them out of here that's not up
00:38:01to
00:38:01you that's up to the golfers association Miss Wilson as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination Tyler should I throw out the riffraff I knew you
00:38:15making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:22you're on their side oh don't act shocked it's called networking sweetheart I know your little backwater
00:38:28club don't even know what that is I think we should get him out of here an unranked opportunist
00:38:35like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry into the US Open you bastards I'm reporting you to the president of
00:38:49the association Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism the chairman that old man is busy
00:38:56drinking tea in his office don't bother him with your petty drama empetism is a big word for you
00:39:02man you think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club he's got better things to do
00:39:07sweetheart boys get them out of here I'm sick of seeing their faces make sure they're gone I don't
00:39:13want him crawling back this is my turn this is my turn
00:39:28hands off
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion no one's ever seen it why did he bring it
00:39:38today
00:39:38the riders president's cup masters the open the PGA tour they're they're all grand slam trophies and
00:39:45there's multiple mr chairman what are you doing here I'm here to remind everyone that the open
00:39:53is run by the golfers association not golden hills mr chairman these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash trash
00:40:08oh how dare you do you have no idea who he is are you serious right now you're forgetting who
00:40:18makes your paychecks
00:40:19oh my goodness who gave you permission to speak he is the top-ranked golfer mr. hail there's a bug
00:40:30in the system he's not even a
00:40:32in the rankings he's a nobody nobody so all these trophies he won mean nothing to you
00:40:40all these trophies belong to him that's that's impossible he's done the impossible time and time
00:40:48again all these trophies belong to him and to him alone he is the legendary golfer
00:41:02the legendary golfer sir i need to talk to you in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me
00:41:15look i'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret eleanor's still young and i don't want the
00:41:22press hounding her i am so sorry claire i wasn't there for you i was chasing trophies and wins and
00:41:30i should have been by your side i promise i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:45i understand i can keep your secret thanks here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:04since we cannot guarantee ranks all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:11and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:16everyone except tyler carter
00:42:25what i'm the highest ranked person here we don't need some ai system to prove that and you have no
00:42:31right to disqualify me i am the president of the golf association and the host of the u.s open
00:42:39you have that right you old bastard you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club
00:42:44over this nobody enough you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too
00:42:52long
00:42:53you have no authority here take them out you can't do this you reckless bastard
00:43:02as for you the golf association has no room for a golden hill simpering lapdog
00:43:10you're fired you can't fire me i am the vice president
00:43:22i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neural chip implant
00:43:27now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:33i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35i chose to come back
00:43:37i'm ready for anything
00:43:40come what may
00:43:54all right you can open your eyes
00:44:04so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:44:06i don't know but i do know that i'm gonna love it because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy is this all for me
00:44:20it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh i can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may i have the first dance
00:44:41yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:45:06why it's you my pretty little princess eleanor
00:45:10wait daddy i've got you a present
00:45:15this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:17i made it at school
00:45:18miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:22daddy you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:26i'll be cheering for you
00:45:27and i know mommy will too
00:45:29i never wanted eleanor to worry about me
00:45:32so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:37thank you sweetie
00:45:40i promise
00:45:41i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody
00:45:50to the final qualifying round for the u.s. open
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:54golf's longest day
00:45:56today's going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:58which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round
00:46:01so
00:46:02good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03let's do this
00:46:05let's do this
00:46:25wow
00:46:26out there wow
00:46:27jim that was incredible
00:46:29that was incredible
00:46:43that was incredible
00:46:57party drink it up
00:46:58you know
00:46:58come on
00:46:59oh wait jake
00:47:00we have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:01remember
00:47:01no
00:47:02disgusting
00:47:03he just wants you there
00:47:04he tried to marry you off
00:47:06to that stupid piece of shit
00:47:07henry
00:47:08i bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:47:10yeah i know
00:47:10and i've had enough
00:47:12it's time i end this
00:47:22lion
00:47:23you finally returned
00:47:24for the past six years
00:47:32i've torn through the competition
00:47:34but those old timers
00:47:35still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way
00:47:38no matter how many titles
00:47:39i win
00:47:40your legacy
00:47:41hangs over my head
00:47:42hangs over every single
00:47:43trophy
00:47:44like a thorn
00:47:45digging deeper into my side
00:47:47but i'll perute myself
00:47:52when i'm implanted with this chip
00:47:54everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:57that i am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world
00:48:03i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:06by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi i'm bobby
00:48:19it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid
00:48:23you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:26you dare
00:48:27show your face here
00:48:28dad
00:48:29can you be nice
00:48:30this is the hero i told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club
00:48:52everyone this is henry hail his father is the president of a golfer's association
00:48:59golf
00:49:00is in their blood
00:49:02just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:10henry is it
00:49:11yep
00:49:13mia's told me so much about you
00:49:15you're gabriel's kid
00:49:16you act nothing like him
00:49:18what would you know about my father
00:49:19nothing
00:49:20he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:28mia
00:49:28are you serious
00:49:29you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating
00:49:35yeah
00:49:36what is he doing here
00:49:38to shine henry's shoes
00:49:42oh mia has good taste
00:49:44i'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her
00:49:46watch it yard boy
00:49:48his father runs a u.s open
00:49:49with one phone call
00:49:51he can have you disqualified
00:49:53everybody
00:49:54let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:56our food's getting cold
00:49:57let's go eat
00:50:03here please
00:50:03allow me
00:50:12oh
00:50:13that reminds me mr collins
00:50:14you have to try one of these
00:50:16i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:50:19really good arbanos
00:50:20oh now we're talking
00:50:22real cuba
00:50:23there you go
00:50:28excellent taste young man
00:50:32thank you
00:50:33okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:36i got a beard
00:50:37yeah real mature
00:50:42we should really try this meal
00:50:44our chef means special
00:50:56i'm sorry man
00:50:57i mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:58okay that's enough
00:50:59stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it
00:51:05i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:08i brought a gift
00:51:10i brought a gift
00:51:24ew what is this
00:51:26sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:28i bet it's all junk
00:51:32henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:36yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:51:41well mia
00:51:42i knew you grew up idolizing lion
00:51:44so i wanted to do something special
00:51:47i got you this
00:51:49this is lion's old tour card
00:51:52it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:55that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:51:58henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:01but
00:52:02it's far too valuable
00:52:04i can't
00:52:05i can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly rare
00:52:11what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:13worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:16admit it loser
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:27why don't we make a bet
00:52:30all right i'm listening
00:52:33if my gift
00:52:34is more valuable than yours
00:52:36you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:40cigar ash and all
00:52:49what a coincidence
00:52:52looks like i want to give mia
00:52:54alliance tour card too
00:52:58but not just one
00:53:03ten
00:53:05whoa
00:53:06what
00:53:08that's impossible
00:53:09you're just a washed up loser
00:53:11like how is that possible
00:53:14well looks like you lost
00:53:16eat up
00:53:17jeez
00:53:18have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:21i gotta make a phone call
00:53:28wait
00:53:29wait
00:53:30guys
00:53:30we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:32i just talked to my father
00:53:34apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:37the only way you can even tell
00:53:39is if you put them against a fire
00:53:40and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest
00:53:45these
00:53:45are certainly fake
00:53:48and now guess what
00:53:49my dad's on his way
00:53:51and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:54you pissed off the president
00:53:57you are so screwed
00:53:59how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:03so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:06yeah
00:54:06yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:09well i believe bobby
00:54:10i don't think you'd lie to me
00:54:12well
00:54:13why talk about it
00:54:15let's put it to the test
00:54:16wait no
00:54:17you can't destroy those
00:54:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:20that's a disrespected golf itself
00:54:27wait no
00:54:28you can't destroy those
00:54:29that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:31it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:33oh my god mia
00:54:34why are you believing this guy
00:54:36i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:39i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:48what if that card actually is real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying con artist
00:55:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:02get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:55:10dad
00:55:11this is who i was telling you about
00:55:13this is the con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:18you idiot
00:55:19what do you think you're doing
00:55:21mr chairman
00:55:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:24we had nothing to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no no
00:55:33these are the real deal
00:55:35what
00:55:35what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no no no
00:55:43these are the real deal
00:55:45what
00:55:46dad what are you talking about
00:55:48are you senile
00:55:49like those can't be real
00:55:51how did i raise an idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:58he's lying
00:56:00i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:56:02i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:56:06and he will be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:56:10let's go your mother's in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:13ow
00:56:14that's embarrassing
00:56:14ow
00:56:15we almost destroyed
00:56:18those precious
00:56:20treasures
00:56:21we didn't mean to
00:56:22it was all henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:30let's go for a walk
00:56:31that sounds nice
00:56:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this stench
00:56:46sorry you had to deal with my family back there
00:56:49don't worry about it
00:56:51i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:58is that your wife
00:57:08yes
00:57:10she passed in labor
00:57:12i'm sorry
00:57:15i know what it's like
00:57:16to lose someone you love
00:57:18never gets easier
00:57:21i want you to know that
00:57:22i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:25i just
00:57:27want to be by your side
00:57:45stay here mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:51who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54oh no
00:57:55bob bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:09let her go tyler
00:58:15bobby
00:58:18i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:58:22those are cute
00:58:24those are my daughters
00:58:28see that
00:58:29it's what you get for going against me
00:58:31you son of a bitch
00:58:35it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:58:42fuck
00:58:42come on boys
00:58:43you got lucky this time
00:58:44motherfucker
00:58:45next time i see you
00:58:46it's gonna be your last
00:58:48okay
00:58:51not yet
00:58:52oh i think it's broken
00:58:54gotta get to the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:10not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:59:13i have an itch
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands are
00:59:17okay well let me itch it for you
00:59:23is it right here
00:59:30how's that feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:32is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:35that's so good
00:59:38that's amazing
00:59:40please
00:59:42oh yes
00:59:44what's daddy doing
00:59:47eleanor
00:59:49daddy
00:59:50hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52sorry
00:59:53hey doc
00:59:54um what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:57well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:00he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:08what about the u.s open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:18wait wait wait
01:00:19what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:25i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:26okay but we only have one a day
01:00:29and it only lasts four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna do when the pill wears off
01:00:32you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:37i'll win
01:00:37for you and me
01:00:40it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:49the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:53the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:55this year will be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:59the auckland golf club
01:01:01the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers
01:01:04tall roughs and no water hazards
01:01:06it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:01:10who will conquer the devil's course
01:01:12and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:01:18what what
01:01:19wait bobby bobby our groundskeeper
01:01:22is the legendary lion
01:01:24he's a grand slam champion
01:01:26he's never lost a tournament
01:01:27and now that the lion's back
01:01:29if we win august will be saved
01:01:31bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:33but his right hand
01:01:35is it really gonna be okay
01:01:55your old news loser
01:01:57still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:02:01shut the fuck up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep screeching
01:02:07but when i win
01:02:08i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:02:11that's a fucking gross
01:02:12enough
01:02:12this is a waste of time
01:02:13while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:02:17i have been conquering this very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the very pedestal
01:02:41your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:03:11incredible
01:03:11the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:03:18they're all playing way above their level
01:03:20it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:29this ai
01:03:30it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret weapon
01:03:32this has-been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:35he's done for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your grandson here
01:03:55he's better off as my caddy
01:03:58don't push yourself
01:03:59you can't play like this
01:04:01don't worry about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:11all right well you focus on swinging
01:04:12i'll take care of the rocks
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44Here you go. Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:51Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:54I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:00Game's just begun.
01:05:01Oh, thank God.
01:05:01Oh, thank God.
01:05:21Oh, thank God.
01:05:30Oh, thank God.
01:05:31Hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it, please?
01:05:37The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:42Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:05:46Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight, you're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:40Now, you're going to win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours?
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:26It's...
01:07:32Wait.
01:07:33That guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper?
01:07:34into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are you going to do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:33The AI has calculated millions of possibilities, and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:40AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:45Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:49You can't beat cold, hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:24It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:38It runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie it with Kane.
01:09:46Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:56Making it in the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:13Did he just...
01:10:15Oh, so close.
01:10:17But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:34Win.
01:10:36In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:54The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:59I'm still in play.
01:11:06It sucks.
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:13It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:38Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:41How did you?
01:11:43Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:44It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:51It's not a bug.
01:11:52He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:56And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:58He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:03A free lesson for you.
01:12:04All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:11It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:14So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:19Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:22Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:24You know what this means.
01:12:26A sudden death trap.
01:12:28Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:32Let's go, boys.
01:12:39What's wrong?
01:12:44The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:45Don't worry.
01:12:47I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:13:04Let's go!
01:13:05Come on, now.
01:13:13You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:15It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:23Damn it!
01:13:25The painkillers worn off.
01:13:36Nice!
01:13:37Let's go!
01:13:38Next is hole 10.
01:13:40535 yards at par 4.
01:13:42Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:50Woo!
01:13:52Just give up.
01:13:53The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:55Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:57You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:11What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:13The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:15Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:18Disappear?
01:14:19There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:20You really are crazy.
01:14:22My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:36You're screwed up.
01:14:38Even the great lion can't come back from his eyes.
01:14:42Chin up, old man.
01:14:43You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:14:46For good.
01:14:46Daddy!
01:14:47A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:49I know you can do it.
01:14:51You got this.
01:14:55Soon.
01:14:57Soon?
01:14:58Soon what?
01:14:59Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:01I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:02Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:05Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:15:08A miracle?
01:15:09Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:23The sun.
01:15:24It actually disappeared.
01:15:37Fine.
01:15:38At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:50Nice shot, bud.
01:15:51Bummer.
01:15:52Nerf.
01:15:53Yes.
01:15:54Cain slipped up.
01:15:56Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:59Then he's tied with Cain.
01:16:01It's for another round.
01:16:03Got this, Daddy.
01:16:04God.
01:16:06At his time, it's going to be a total eclipse.
01:16:08How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:10This is beyond Lion's top records.
01:16:12Even at his peak.
01:16:13Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:15You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:18Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:20He's looking rough.
01:16:21We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:23You got this.
01:16:29Wait.
01:16:30What?
01:16:30Bobby's not aiming for the save.
01:16:32He's aiming for the fly.
01:16:33He's swinging for the win.
01:16:35I tell you what.
01:16:37I'll sweeten it.
01:16:38You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:42And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:48August doesn't want your club.
01:16:50Your reputation is trash.
01:16:55And you.
01:16:57I'll go beyond.
01:16:59I'll beat the old me.
01:17:00After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:06Now watch this drive.
01:17:36I'll be right back.
01:17:41Fly, go, fall, fly.
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:08He managed to beat Cain Carter with an energy.
01:18:09Let's go.
01:18:14Oh, my God.
01:18:15Oh, my God.
01:18:16Be honest.
01:18:18No!
01:18:19I lost.
01:18:21Look.
01:18:21He crushed me.
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:28Gosh.
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:39He's back, folks.
01:18:40The Goofs.
01:18:41The Lion.
01:18:43Bobby Woods.
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:04I did it for all of us.
01:19:06For August Golf Club.
01:19:10You cheated.
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping.
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:37The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:41Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:47And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:56You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:13I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:09I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:40We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:43We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:56We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:56We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:59We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:21:59We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:22:00We're all going to be a big, happy family.
01:22:00We're all going to be a big, happy family.
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