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00:00:15you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember you were serious about that yes i thought
00:00:21that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:00:29pack first we call later
00:00:39you're taking this stuff with you the water boy uniform no thanks but i would like your home
00:00:45jersey come on give it well pretty soon you're gonna have one of these from the nfl with my name
00:00:52on it i know but this one is always gonna be special dad son check msc you need to look
00:01:07at the nfl draft
00:01:12now
00:01:17my dreams just keep coming true huh we signed a contract this afternoon and you were on a plane
00:01:23to california in the morning congratulations son okay oh my god
00:01:32come to california with me uh i'm going to college in boston tomorrow i
00:01:37uh hey we knew long distance could be a possibility we can you make it work
00:01:45yeah my biggest dream has always been the nfl but kaden's my first love the one who made it safe
00:01:51for me
00:01:51to be gay can i take this next step without him
00:02:10oh wait wait everyone don't sign yet i want to get this on video the moment my son well well
00:02:18our son
00:02:19joins the nfl
00:02:21joins the nfl
00:02:22kaden come here i need you here for this
00:02:24oh jeez
00:02:25come on son
00:02:39i'm turning down the nfl
00:02:45son playing football for the nfl has been your dream since you could walk why would you give that
00:02:50up come on dad the cobras are all the way in california it's across the country from ivy
00:02:56from kaden don't try to change my mind i know what i'm doing
00:03:01you cannot give up your dream for some some boy mom kaden isn't just some boy okay
00:03:07son we gotta let you think about this really come on son really come on
00:03:11there's long distance right we can fly him out it's fine you are so stupid right now oh my god
00:03:17enough okay no one's gonna change my mind kaden is more important to me son son donovan can't
00:03:24really be ready to give up his nfl dreams for me first you turned my son gay and now you're
00:03:30ruining
00:03:30his life i didn't turn him you are the worst mistake he has made in his life break up with
00:03:36him i would
00:03:37never do that i love you love him he is giving up his future for you tell me kaden would
00:03:44you
00:03:44actually give up ivy for him i will talk to donovan i will make him understand that we can still
00:03:50be
00:03:50together even if you don't know didn't you see what happened in minnesota if he is ever caught with
00:03:55you his career is over this is what happens to gay professional football players
00:04:03kaden if you truly love him break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:10california
00:04:10and he never looks back that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you otherwise
00:04:17he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you
00:04:23and he will hate you for it
00:04:36you say that i'm indifferent i haven't thought about it much i can't let him give up his dreams for
00:04:45me
00:04:46if it's meant to be we'll find our way back to each other
00:04:53okay kaden i've loved you since you dyed my uniform of a colors
00:04:59will you marry me kaden marry me you know you want to
00:05:09why am i nervous no matter what i say kaden will say yes
00:05:17looking good waterboy
00:05:21i want to break up
00:05:29oh my god dude i thought you're serious or something i am serious
00:05:34i want a fresh start new school new pool of men
00:05:40what do you mean we talked about you're just a high school experiment it's over now it's time to move
00:05:45on i don't believe you kaden come on if something's wrong talk to me about it we can't break up
00:05:56and he will realize he wasted his life on you and he will hate you for it
00:06:03i found someone better we gotta hit the road soon babe
00:06:09i don't believe this believe what you want it's over
00:06:22okay if you don't want to be together fine but you're my best friend i can't lose that
00:06:31but bottom line is i've been here for a while and i'm impatient compliant think it's worth the
00:06:37way to just try this because i like you whether you do you don't seem to see the good i
00:06:42do
00:06:43i'm sorry donovan you won't go and join the nfl if i don't cut you off
00:06:50staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
00:06:55say that again i dare you
00:07:02i don't want to be your boyfriend or your friend
00:07:08then i guess that makes us enemies
00:07:22okay i think he bought it honestly didn't think i could pull it off how do you think i did
00:07:29hey hey kaden you don't have to do this i do i do have to do this i can't be
00:07:37the reason that he
00:07:37gives up his nfl dreams that's not up to you that's up to him he'll understand eventually you'll see
00:07:50please
00:07:51please can you talk please please
00:08:14Dad, until I change my mind, I'm going to sign with the NFL.
00:08:27You think I'm disposable?
00:08:29Just wait, Caden.
00:08:31I'll be so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:08:42Goddammit, we need bigger athletes.
00:08:44How are we going to stand out here in Boston?
00:08:46All idea is welcome.
00:08:47A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:08:49Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:08:51Throw parties with influencers,
00:08:53could make us look really cool.
00:08:54We could turn Overlook talent into household names.
00:08:57Did I tell you to sit?
00:08:58Clean this shit up.
00:09:00Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:09:02I have ideas to pitch.
00:09:04What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:09:06You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:09:09I didn't want you here.
00:09:10If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:09:12If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:09:15Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:09:18Don't you guys love that?
00:09:22Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:09:23Here, watch this press conference.
00:09:25We'll discuss after.
00:09:27Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:09:29This has no sugar in it.
00:09:30And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:09:34Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
00:09:38and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL.
00:09:41What motivates you?
00:09:43Easy.
00:09:44My first love from high school.
00:09:50Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:09:53Not since our breakup.
00:09:55But going back in the closet,
00:09:56making the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:00How romantic.
00:10:01The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:10:05That love inspired me.
00:10:07Once.
00:10:08Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:10:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:10:14There's a rumor you got a career ending injury in last year's championships.
00:10:17Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:10:20I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:10:22But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:10:25Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:30I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:10:34I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:10:37Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:10:40She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:10:45Is it Maple whatever?
00:10:46Maple Hills.
00:10:48There are 800 students.
00:10:51You know the enrollment?
00:10:54You went there?
00:10:55Oh my god.
00:10:58You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:11:06You see his face?
00:11:08I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting buck banged by the Star QB.
00:11:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:18We crossed paths.
00:11:30I've never kissed a guy before.
00:11:33Am I doing it right?
00:11:37Donovan did know me.
00:11:38Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:11:40Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:11:43Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:11:47Oh my god.
00:11:49This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:11:53Dry cleaning, now!
00:11:55We told him.
00:11:57We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:12:00Everybody dress for success.
00:12:02I need you on your A-game.
00:12:03We need to sign this guy.
00:12:05Who is it?
00:12:08Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Donovan Miller.
00:12:09Oh!
00:12:12Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:12:15Ha!
00:12:16Ha!
00:12:22Sorry for teasing you.
00:12:23We just like to rip the newbies.
00:12:25We cool?
00:12:30Ooh, heads up.
00:12:32Tomorrow's theme day.
00:12:33If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:12:37I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:12:39Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:55What you doing?
00:12:57Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:13:00I was looking something up for my internship.
00:13:03Right.
00:13:04And I'm wearing all black.
00:13:07You should quit.
00:13:09They treat you like shit.
00:13:10I can't.
00:13:12They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:13:16I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:13:19Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:13:21That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:13:26I don't know, man.
00:13:29I think you should tell him.
00:13:31He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:13:33Besides, I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:13:38Good morning, boss.
00:13:39Thanks.
00:13:39Please open your books to page 42.
00:13:40We'll be right back at you.
00:13:46Thanks, bro.
00:13:56I'll be right back.
00:13:57I'm in my room.
00:13:59Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:14:12what is going on
00:14:17why is the room like this
00:14:19because Donovan is here
00:14:22you're right
00:14:26but I haven't seen him since
00:14:29it's been three years
00:14:30okay well get ready
00:14:32because Aaron's about to
00:14:33bring him in
00:14:35here he is
00:14:37the Donovan who actually
00:14:38knows you exist
00:14:40now you can act out all
00:14:42your perverted little
00:14:43homo fantasies
00:14:44come on Caden
00:14:45kiss him
00:14:45kiss your big
00:14:46quarterback crush
00:14:49you can have the real
00:14:50thing
00:14:58it's been years since
00:14:59I broke up with Donovan
00:15:00so he joined the NFL
00:15:02and I'm still not over him
00:15:07what the hell is going on
00:15:08in here
00:15:09sir it looks like Caden
00:15:11knew that Donovan was coming
00:15:12today and he wanted to show
00:15:13him that he's his biggest fan
00:15:25I've watched all your games
00:15:27and I've
00:15:28I've tracked all your career moves
00:15:31do you know I'm your biggest fan
00:15:34it must be nice
00:15:36wish I could turn on the TV
00:15:37and see the person I miss
00:15:42why are you wearing this
00:15:44I told everybody to dress
00:15:45sharp today
00:15:46I'm wearing Donovan's
00:15:47old jersey from high school
00:15:48because Camille told me
00:15:49it was a theme day
00:15:51sir Caden kept bragging
00:15:52about how him and Donovan
00:15:53went to school together
00:15:54and were best friends
00:15:55that is not what I said
00:15:56and sir
00:15:57we're really worried
00:15:59that Caden might be
00:16:00a dangerous stalker
00:16:01yeah
00:16:03you better have an explanation
00:16:04for all of this
00:16:05where you are fired
00:16:08Donovan and I do
00:16:09know each other
00:16:10please Donnie
00:16:11tell them
00:16:15who are you?
00:16:25still a bully
00:16:27you haven't changed at all
00:16:28have you?
00:16:43you're not fucking funny
00:16:44now clean all this shit up
00:16:45or you can kiss my contract
00:16:47goodbye
00:17:07you kept my jersey
00:17:10back I don't want it
00:17:12I don't want my fucking
00:17:13high school football jersey
00:17:14back
00:17:21you weren't wearing glasses
00:17:25it's been three years
00:17:27I upgraded to contacts
00:17:29I liked you better before
00:17:31what do you want?
00:17:33I want you to be honest
00:17:34for once
00:17:35about why you dumped me
00:17:36back then
00:17:37me?
00:17:38after you pretended
00:17:39to not know me up there?
00:17:44aren't you curious
00:17:45about why I'm here?
00:17:48you got traded
00:17:48to the Bobcats
00:17:50oh Caden
00:17:52I had five offers
00:17:54why do you think
00:17:55I chose Boston?
00:17:56you have a strong
00:17:57scoring record?
00:17:58don't be stupid Caden
00:18:01I came here for you
00:18:06you came here for me
00:18:10come on
00:18:11you don't actually think
00:18:12I came here to get you
00:18:12back
00:18:15what makes you think
00:18:16I would even want you
00:18:16back
00:18:18oh you haven't changed
00:18:19since high school
00:18:20pretending you don't
00:18:21want me when
00:18:22you clearly do
00:18:26I did see you
00:18:27dreaming about me
00:18:28in class
00:18:30you were yelling
00:18:31with me
00:18:32I did dream about
00:18:33you
00:18:34but it's called
00:18:35a nightmare
00:18:35and
00:18:36explain your boner
00:18:37Caden
00:18:47of course I want you
00:18:50you're gorgeous
00:18:52you're talented
00:18:54well in doubt
00:18:56I knew it
00:18:58but just because I want
00:18:59to sleep with you
00:19:00doesn't mean I want you
00:19:01back
00:19:03liar
00:19:08he said you came
00:19:09here for me
00:19:10why
00:19:16let's make your life
00:19:17a living hell
00:19:20this isn't high school
00:19:21you know I fight back
00:19:33Mr. Miller
00:19:37they saved you a seat
00:19:38it's far away from
00:19:39your gay stalker
00:19:40in case he can't
00:19:41control himself
00:19:43you're the one with
00:19:43the cardboard cut out
00:19:44of Donovan
00:19:45Russell let's keep it
00:19:46professional in the
00:19:47office huh
00:19:47me
00:19:48he just called me
00:19:49a gay stalker
00:19:51the shoe who fits
00:19:53sorry about him
00:19:54Mr. Miller
00:19:54please grab a seat
00:20:09all right team
00:20:10let's show Mr. Miller
00:20:11why he should sign
00:20:12with us
00:20:13Mr. Miller
00:20:14any notes
00:20:15before they pitch
00:20:16well I'm new
00:20:17to the Boston
00:20:17Bobcats
00:20:18I'm rehabbing
00:20:19my ACL
00:20:20but I fully intend
00:20:21to be back
00:20:21by the end of the
00:20:22season
00:20:22and until then
00:20:24I mean I don't
00:20:25want my fans
00:20:25to forget about me
00:20:26you heard the man
00:20:27let's go
00:20:29what's always
00:20:30trending online
00:20:32cats
00:20:32we post them
00:20:33in one of your
00:20:33jerseys
00:20:34and it's gonna
00:20:35go viral
00:20:37a magazine spread
00:20:38you surrounded
00:20:40by big titty
00:20:41models
00:20:42oh yeah
00:20:42bonus
00:20:44you can bang
00:20:45them after
00:20:46good luck
00:20:47cooking
00:20:47don't have
00:20:47on the promise
00:20:48of tits
00:20:50look if these
00:20:50are the ideas
00:20:51you guys have
00:20:51and I'm not sure
00:20:52this is a match
00:20:53so I'm gonna head out
00:20:54no no no
00:20:55please
00:20:55we're just getting
00:20:56started
00:20:57fine
00:20:58we'll give you
00:20:58one more chance
00:21:00Kaden
00:21:01Kaden
00:21:01since you know
00:21:02me so well
00:21:04why don't we
00:21:05hear your ideas
00:21:15I was told
00:21:16I was told not
00:21:16to prepare a pitch
00:21:17right Dick
00:21:18Kaden's just here
00:21:19as a favor to his
00:21:20school
00:21:21and to fulfill
00:21:22our diversity
00:21:23hire
00:21:24these other interns
00:21:25they're way more
00:21:26qualified
00:21:26this is my chance
00:21:27to prove myself
00:21:28to Dick
00:21:28and Sean Donovan
00:21:30my life
00:21:30didn't fall apart
00:21:31without him
00:21:36I was thinking
00:21:37that anything
00:21:38that you do
00:21:39in public
00:21:39it needs to
00:21:40fit his brand
00:21:41so
00:21:42cats don't
00:21:43make sense
00:21:44and
00:21:44you know
00:21:45given your
00:21:46secretive dating
00:21:46history
00:21:47a horny
00:21:49magazine spread
00:21:49doesn't either
00:21:50genius
00:21:50so
00:21:51yeah
00:21:53okay
00:21:54so what would
00:21:54you suggest
00:21:55a brand deal
00:21:58watches
00:21:59football gear
00:22:00anything you would
00:22:01authentically use
00:22:01and sell
00:22:02and
00:22:03a visit
00:22:04to
00:22:04a school
00:22:05to show
00:22:06Boston
00:22:06that you're
00:22:07ready to join
00:22:07the community
00:22:13wow
00:22:14those ideas
00:22:15are actually
00:22:16pretty
00:22:18awful
00:22:18thank you
00:22:19a school visit
00:22:21what are we
00:22:21running a daycare
00:22:23I'm sorry
00:22:24you had to hear
00:22:24that Mr. Miller
00:22:25please
00:22:25forgive him
00:22:27your grand idea
00:22:28would be
00:22:28getting Donovan
00:22:29a PR girlfriend
00:22:30oh my god
00:22:32oh my god
00:22:33I have an idea
00:22:34why don't we get
00:22:35Mr. Miller
00:22:36a PR girlfriend
00:22:37to someone
00:22:37super famous
00:22:39yes
00:22:39that's perfect
00:22:41Camille
00:22:41I want you
00:22:41to take the lead
00:22:42no
00:22:44I want Caden
00:22:49no no no
00:22:50Camille
00:22:52Camille
00:22:52Camille
00:22:52she would be
00:22:53better
00:22:53so much better
00:22:55cute
00:22:56but I want
00:22:56Caden
00:22:58is that a problem
00:23:00of course not
00:23:02I'll get the
00:23:03paperwork started
00:23:04meet me in my
00:23:05office
00:23:05Russell you come
00:23:20I don't know what you
00:23:22are planning Donovan
00:23:23but I need this job
00:23:25okay
00:23:25and I just gave you
00:23:26job security dude
00:23:27have you learned
00:23:28nothing about me
00:23:29from high school
00:23:31oh I learned
00:23:32everything about you
00:23:35the way you feel
00:23:37the way you taste
00:23:40if this is some
00:23:42freaky homo thing
00:23:46Caden was just
00:23:47telling me his
00:23:47brilliant ideas
00:23:48and I got a little
00:23:49excited
00:23:50hey great news
00:23:51I got a date set up
00:23:53with Alicia
00:23:53rising pop star
00:23:57okay I'll agree to
00:23:58your date
00:23:59as long as you
00:24:00make Caden
00:24:01my assistant
00:24:01oh I think
00:24:03that's a terrible
00:24:04idea
00:24:04Caden doesn't know
00:24:06the difference
00:24:06between a jockstrap
00:24:07and a g-string
00:24:08gays don't know
00:24:09sports
00:24:10okay but dick
00:24:15I'm gay
00:24:22all the more reason
00:24:24for you to sign
00:24:24this contract
00:24:25and go on that
00:24:26date
00:24:26look
00:24:27my agency
00:24:28can keep your secret
00:24:29okay and what if
00:24:30I don't want to keep
00:24:30it a fucking secret
00:24:31anymore dick
00:24:32you know any other
00:24:34gay NFL players
00:24:35the offers dry up
00:24:37pretty fast
00:24:37for your kind
00:24:38once the word
00:24:39gets out
00:24:43fine
00:24:43I'll sign
00:24:46if
00:24:46you make
00:24:47Caden
00:24:47my assistant
00:24:49look
00:24:50no no
00:24:51no
00:24:51no
00:24:51tell him
00:24:52oh
00:24:53Caden's all yours
00:24:54Mr. Miller
00:24:54you do with him
00:24:55whatever you see
00:24:56fit
00:24:56I like you
00:24:57dick
00:24:58I like you
00:24:58back at me
00:24:59hell yeah
00:25:00let's get my
00:25:00John Hancock
00:25:01on this
00:25:01motherfucker
00:25:01do you have a pen
00:25:02I do
00:25:03yes
00:25:12where the hell
00:25:13is Caden
00:25:19smile Donovan
00:25:21up here
00:25:21our relationship
00:25:22works better
00:25:22when you at least
00:25:23pretend to be
00:25:24interested in me
00:25:27I need a drink
00:25:33Caden
00:25:33what are you
00:25:34doing here
00:25:35I am babysitting
00:25:37a client for work
00:25:38you
00:25:39I'm waiting for
00:25:41my boyfriend
00:25:43hey don't take
00:25:45this the wrong way
00:25:46but you don't look
00:25:47so good
00:25:48the client that
00:25:49I am babysitting
00:25:51it's Donovan
00:25:53he signed with
00:25:54my agency
00:25:54now he's determined
00:25:55to torture me
00:25:58he has no idea
00:25:59we've given up
00:25:59for him
00:26:01Donovan has to
00:26:02know
00:26:02Donovan has to
00:26:03know what
00:26:06that you can't
00:26:07just push people
00:26:08around because
00:26:08you're famous
00:26:09for playing
00:26:09some stupid
00:26:10game
00:26:10so you two
00:26:11are still
00:26:11together
00:26:12let him go
00:26:16you two
00:26:17should join
00:26:17us
00:26:19no
00:26:20you're on
00:26:20a date
00:26:21well
00:26:21you have to
00:26:22do everything
00:26:22I say
00:26:23so you're
00:26:24joining us
00:26:26that's an
00:26:27order
00:26:35I will have
00:26:37the ribeye
00:26:38medium rare
00:26:39and he will
00:26:40have the
00:26:41mushroom ravioli
00:26:41I will order
00:26:42for myself
00:26:43thank you
00:26:45okay
00:26:46tell the nice
00:26:47waitress what
00:26:47you'd like
00:26:50I'll have
00:26:50the
00:26:54I'll have
00:26:54the mushroom
00:26:55ravioli
00:26:56thank you
00:26:58wow
00:26:59Donovan
00:27:00you sure
00:27:01know a lot
00:27:02about your
00:27:02assistant
00:27:03no he doesn't
00:27:04we knew each
00:27:06other in high
00:27:06school
00:27:08intimately
00:27:14so what was
00:27:14Donnie like
00:27:15in high
00:27:15school
00:27:16was he a
00:27:17player
00:27:18would I
00:27:19have been
00:27:19his type
00:27:24donovan
00:27:25go on
00:27:26Kaden
00:27:27tell her my
00:27:27type
00:27:33donovan was
00:27:35into nerds
00:27:36my ex
00:27:37was student
00:27:37body president
00:27:39I would not
00:27:40have pictured
00:27:40you with a
00:27:41nerd
00:27:42what was
00:27:42she like
00:27:47I don't
00:27:48know
00:27:48I don't
00:27:48know
00:27:48I don't
00:27:49know
00:27:49I can't
00:27:50answer that
00:27:51my ex
00:27:52was strong
00:27:54confident in
00:27:55who they
00:27:55were
00:27:55and being
00:27:57around them
00:27:58made me feel
00:27:58safe to be
00:27:59myself for the
00:28:00first time in
00:28:00my life
00:28:01maybe I should
00:28:02tell Donovan
00:28:02the real reason
00:28:03I broke up
00:28:04with him
00:28:04and then they
00:28:05dumped me
00:28:07yeah told me I
00:28:08was a pathetic
00:28:08high school
00:28:08experiment and
00:28:09left
00:28:11the person I
00:28:12loved most
00:28:12played my
00:28:13ass
00:28:15nobody played
00:28:16you
00:28:17oh
00:28:18well if
00:28:19that's the
00:28:19case
00:28:20maybe I
00:28:21should just
00:28:21call my
00:28:22ex up
00:28:22and see
00:28:23how my
00:28:23ex
00:28:24feels
00:28:24about me
00:28:24now
00:28:27although the
00:28:27heart on your
00:28:28sporting gives
00:28:28me a pretty
00:28:28good idea
00:28:32no no
00:28:33no
00:28:33no
00:28:33no
00:28:37are you
00:28:37okay
00:28:39yeah
00:28:39I am
00:28:42myself
00:28:42I will
00:28:43just go to the
00:28:43bathroom and I
00:28:44will clean that
00:28:44right up
00:28:51having fun Donovan
00:29:03get out Donovan
00:29:04why
00:29:05might I embarrass you
00:29:06in front of your
00:29:07boyfriend
00:29:07just grow up
00:29:09how long do you
00:29:10think your
00:29:10boyfriend would
00:29:11hang around
00:29:11if you got his
00:29:12case
00:29:12on
00:29:12god
00:29:13Jones wouldn't
00:29:14care because
00:29:14he's not my
00:29:15boyfriend
00:29:17okay if that's
00:29:18true
00:29:19why the fuck
00:29:20did you break up
00:29:20with me three
00:29:21years ago
00:29:25it's complicated
00:29:26bullshit
00:29:26Kaden
00:29:27it's been
00:29:28years
00:29:31I deserve
00:29:32the truth
00:29:38I can't tell him
00:29:39everything about our
00:29:40breakup
00:29:41but I can give him a
00:29:42piece
00:29:42an olive branch
00:29:45you were gonna give up
00:29:46the NFL
00:29:48for me
00:29:50the Donovan that I love
00:29:51would never abandon
00:29:52his dream
00:29:54you're holding back
00:29:56why won't you just tell me
00:29:58everything
00:29:59because it's too late
00:30:06okay
00:30:10what is it gonna take
00:30:11for you to leave me alone
00:30:13I'll do whatever you want
00:30:17I'll back off
00:30:19if you beg
00:30:22on your knees
00:30:31you're hooking up
00:30:31with your assistant
00:30:32no
00:30:33no no
00:30:33it um
00:30:34it's not what it looks like
00:30:36there was something
00:30:36I cannot believe
00:30:37the country's hottest
00:30:39football player
00:30:40is gay
00:30:41sweetheart
00:30:42come on
00:30:42you signed an NDA
00:30:44you can't tell
00:30:46this is not
00:30:48my first time as a beard
00:30:49I'll keep your secret
00:30:51but don't get caught
00:30:52I will not let you
00:30:53make me look stupid
00:30:55oh
00:30:55I won't embarrass you
00:30:58promise
00:30:59be more careful
00:31:00you may be the country's
00:31:02hottest football player
00:31:03right now
00:31:04but that can
00:31:05and will go away
00:31:06in an instant
00:31:07got it?
00:31:10good kids
00:31:11I tell
00:31:15see I used to have
00:31:15a snaggle tooth
00:31:16yeah
00:31:17it's not that bad
00:31:18thanks
00:31:18Mr. Miller
00:31:19is there anything I can get you?
00:31:20man I was looking at
00:31:20some of your old plays
00:31:22what is this?
00:31:23dry cleaning these
00:31:32is there a problem?
00:31:34I don't
00:31:37need it
00:31:37you kept this?
00:31:40of course
00:31:41come on
00:31:42I mean
00:31:43so many good memories
00:31:53I stood up to the
00:31:55homophobic football team
00:31:56and now I'm the waterboy
00:31:57to the hot
00:31:58poor back from hell
00:31:59this is bullying
00:32:02well
00:32:03looks like I guessed
00:32:04your size right?
00:32:06fine
00:32:07I'll do your damn
00:32:09dry cleaning
00:32:09is there anything else?
00:32:11well that's it
00:32:12get to work waterboy
00:32:15I'm not your waterboy
00:32:16I'm your assistant
00:32:19well assistant
00:32:20or waterboy
00:32:20either way
00:32:21you're his bitch
00:32:22looks like you're
00:32:23bottom in the bedroom
00:32:24and in life
00:32:25ooh
00:32:27hey
00:32:28you go get me some coffee
00:32:29you can clean out
00:32:30my jockstraps
00:32:31and you
00:32:32get on the floor
00:32:33and shine my fucking shoes
00:32:35now
00:32:41looks like you're
00:32:42all my bitches now
00:32:43no you're right
00:32:44that was a good
00:32:45that's a really good point
00:32:45that's why
00:32:46that's why you're in charge
00:32:47so if you fuck with
00:32:48Caden again
00:32:48you're fired
00:32:53my dry cleaning
00:32:53is not gonna do itself
00:32:57good boy
00:32:59make sure you get that
00:33:00stay now
00:33:08what now
00:33:10fan mail
00:33:12these are just the ones
00:33:13that want to hook up with me
00:33:15sort through it
00:33:15and pull out the hot ones
00:33:23so should I pull out
00:33:24just the guys for you
00:33:25or are you looking
00:33:26for another PR girlfriend
00:33:29jealous
00:33:37why would I be jealous
00:33:38of someone getting
00:33:38my sloppy seconds
00:33:41never mind
00:33:43I'll just give them
00:33:44all a chance
00:33:46you can leave
00:34:06not a chance
00:34:16is there a chance
00:34:17for love
00:34:19is there a chance
00:34:21for peace
00:34:32what do you want
00:34:34I'm craving those
00:34:35fancy donuts
00:34:36you know
00:34:37the ones with the like
00:34:40weird flavors
00:34:41and designs
00:34:42and shit
00:34:43and you're telling me
00:34:44this because
00:34:45bring them to me
00:34:46assistant
00:34:47unless you want me
00:34:49to call dick
00:34:51I get it
00:34:51you don't need
00:34:52to threaten me
00:34:54good
00:34:55oh and
00:34:57wear your glasses
00:34:58for me water boy
00:35:12you're your majesty
00:35:14can I go now
00:35:16I'm not done
00:35:17with you yet
00:35:24I can't eat those
00:35:24all myself
00:35:26I don't have time
00:35:27for this
00:35:28really
00:35:28because
00:35:29dick said that
00:35:30you're mine for
00:35:31everything
00:35:33and anything
00:35:34I want
00:35:50this
00:35:50is why
00:35:51I gave Donovan up
00:35:52so he could chase
00:35:53his NFL dreams
00:35:54and enjoy success
00:35:56like this
00:35:56put the donuts
00:35:58over here
00:36:03can I leave now
00:36:05no
00:36:06feed me
00:36:23delicious
00:36:31I need a real taste
00:36:37what did you do
00:36:38that for
00:36:38I want to taste it
00:36:39on you
00:36:52I don't recall
00:36:53being on the menu
00:36:55are you sure
00:36:57because I kind of
00:36:58need more
00:37:06we can't do this
00:37:08what are you afraid
00:37:09of
00:37:12what
00:37:14scared that your
00:37:15star quarterback
00:37:16ex is the best
00:37:17you'll ever have
00:37:20I'm the one who
00:37:21broke up with you
00:37:22remember
00:37:25fine
00:37:26assistant
00:37:28before tomorrow
00:37:29find me a brand deal
00:37:32it's the middle
00:37:33of the night
00:37:34I
00:37:35I'm Donovan
00:37:36fucking Miller
00:37:36it'll take you
00:37:37five seconds
00:37:40fine
00:37:41to you tomorrow
00:37:44sir
00:37:45oh
00:37:45you forgot
00:37:47your uniform
00:37:49I will not
00:37:50wear the
00:37:51waterboy uniform
00:37:52we're gonna leave
00:37:53high school in the past
00:37:53where it belongs
00:37:55oh no no no no
00:37:57this uniform
00:37:59is so much better
00:38:11I can't wear this
00:38:13this scrap of fabric
00:38:15barely covers my junk
00:38:16don't worry
00:38:17this one
00:38:18is for my eyes only
00:38:20get
00:38:21oh
00:38:23and there will be
00:38:24surprise checks to make
00:38:25sure you're wearing them
00:38:32good night
00:38:34see you at the brand deal
00:38:35tomorrow
00:38:43wow
00:38:44you actually managed to get me a last minute brand deal
00:38:47it's impressive
00:38:48I stayed up all night making it happen
00:38:50so
00:38:50if you want me to fail
00:38:51I'm gonna have to try a little bit harder
00:38:54noted
00:38:59tracking shots for the photographer
00:39:02you trust me to do this?
00:39:04well
00:39:04you got this brand deal for Mr. Miller
00:39:06I think you can handle it
00:39:07good work
00:39:08just don't fuck it up fruitcake
00:39:21are you fucking kidding me?
00:39:24you two
00:39:24you distracted Mr. Miller
00:39:26out
00:39:28okay dude
00:39:29it's just water
00:39:29it'll dry
00:39:30no we don't have time
00:39:31photos are due in less than an hour
00:39:33dramatic
00:39:36your pants will work
00:39:37take them off
00:39:37now
00:39:50take off your pants
00:39:51twain
00:39:51uh
00:39:52yeah
00:39:52do you want to ruin
00:39:53Mr. Miller's chute?
00:39:54um
00:39:54I'm sure there's some other
00:39:56um
00:39:56Donovan I can't
00:39:58take them off
00:39:58tell them
00:40:00hand them over
00:40:01water boy
00:40:03if I strip
00:40:04everyone will see my underwear
00:40:06take off your pants
00:40:09or I'll take them off
00:40:09for you
00:40:12you think I'm kidding?
00:40:24look at this
00:40:25is that Donovan's face
00:40:27all over Caden's junk?
00:40:28oh my god
00:40:28oh my god
00:40:30I've got a white plate
00:40:32oh my god
00:40:33don't get too excited
00:40:33because your buckles out
00:40:34look at this
00:40:37happy now
00:40:39very
00:40:40oh my god
00:40:45oh my god
00:40:47oh my god
00:40:48wow
00:40:49I knew you had a crush on Donovan
00:40:51but this is next level stalker behavior
00:40:53I guess he really wanted Donovan on his dick
00:40:55it is
00:40:56it's not like that
00:40:58Donovan made me
00:40:59yeah right
00:41:00he wouldn't do that
00:41:01dick
00:41:01hey
00:41:02you see this
00:41:03you have gone too far
00:41:05Caden
00:41:05this is sexual harassment
00:41:07you're fired
00:41:08no please
00:41:09please
00:41:09okay
00:41:09he's telling the truth
00:41:11okay
00:41:11I made him wear these
00:41:12man you don't have to lie
00:41:14to protect a gay predator
00:41:15no he's telling the truth
00:41:17okay
00:41:17I gave him these
00:41:18so all of you
00:41:19need to delete those pictures
00:41:20or you will be hearing
00:41:21from my army of lawyers
00:41:23but why
00:41:28because I want him back
00:41:32did Donovan just out himself to protect me
00:41:34oh
00:41:35I get it Mr. Miller
00:41:37you mean you have his back
00:41:39oh he gave those to Caden
00:41:41because he knows he's a fan
00:41:43yeah he was being nice
00:41:44that makes way more sense
00:41:45okay but that's not what I fucking said
00:41:46no that is exactly what happened
00:41:47okay so
00:41:48if you all don't mind
00:41:50I am going to
00:41:51find some pants
00:41:55he destroyed me three years ago
00:41:57why do I still want to protect him
00:42:00yeah let's do this thing
00:42:01come on
00:42:08I'm disappointed in you Mr. Russell
00:42:10you're about to fail
00:42:12how do I get my grades up
00:42:14I heard you're assisting Donovan Miller
00:42:17no fucking shot some twink is assisting
00:42:19THE Donovan Miller
00:42:22if you can get Donovan to guest lecture for the class
00:42:26I'll guarantee a passing grade
00:42:28even if he does work for Donovan Miller
00:42:29no shot he'd be able to get him here right
00:42:33I will get him here
00:42:36for your sake Mr. Russell
00:42:38I hope Donovan pulls through
00:42:43flunking out of school and a fairy
00:42:45tough combo
00:42:47don't listen to them
00:42:48they all have small penises
00:42:49also if you hold it like this
00:42:51it's a smiley face
00:42:54anytime
00:43:07there he is
00:43:08the man of the freaking hour
00:43:10bragging that he's one of his best buddies
00:43:12with the biggest quarterback in the country
00:43:13do you need something?
00:43:15admit you don't know Donovan Miller
00:43:16I hate liars
00:43:18I didn't lie about anything
00:43:19you're a gay ass pansy liar
00:43:21Donovan is a football god
00:43:23there's no way he knows you exist
00:43:24believe what you want asshole
00:43:28come on bro
00:43:29this homo isn't worth our time
00:43:32Donovan does know who I am
00:43:33but he's never gonna know you
00:43:34because you're a meathead waste of space
00:43:37oh princess
00:43:38you fucked up
00:43:40I'm gonna make you eat your words
00:43:42better yet
00:43:44I'm gonna make you eat my nuts
00:43:46I had an extra long practice today
00:43:47this baby is ripe
00:43:49isn't it every gay boy's dream
00:43:50to lick a hot football player's junk?
00:43:52sure if you're funny
00:43:52hot football players let me know
00:43:55get off me
00:43:56you're gonna fucking pay for that
00:43:57you cocksucker
00:43:58help
00:43:59stop it
00:44:01open up twink
00:44:03I want to make sure you get a really good taste
00:44:07hey
00:44:09the next person who touches Caden is dead
00:44:13Donovan Miller?
00:44:14back away from Caden
00:44:16it's mine
00:44:20I thought I told you to defend yourself better than this back in high school
00:44:23you two actually know each other?
00:44:25and what business of that is yours?
00:44:28you writing about me again?
00:44:29my lecturer found out that I'm your assistant
00:44:31she asked me to invite you to class
00:44:33and Nate found out and thought I was making it up
00:44:35you should have heard him
00:44:36acting like you do his bidding
00:44:38I was teaching the fairy some respect
00:44:41I will do his bidding
00:44:43I'd do anything for Caden
00:44:47wow congratulations
00:44:49today was your last day as a football player
00:44:51wait what?
00:44:53I play for Ivy
00:44:54not the NFL
00:44:55you can't get me kicked off
00:44:58watch me
00:45:00get in the car
00:45:01and I'm taking you home
00:45:11I was handling that
00:45:13okay you can say thank you
00:45:16look those assholes live
00:45:18shitty pathetic lives
00:45:20that's why they mess with you
00:45:23it's because you're better than them
00:45:27you still think that?
00:45:29after I broke your heart?
00:45:31yes
00:45:32yes
00:45:35can I do anything for you?
00:45:37you do me so innocent
00:45:39I never was the one to judge
00:45:43you'll break my heart a thousand times
00:45:45and I'd say the same
00:45:47you say that I'm indifferent
00:45:50I haven't thought about it
00:45:53have I earned that thank you yet?
00:46:06thank you
00:46:08I don't know how bad that would have gone
00:46:12I doubt they mess with you again
00:46:16to see Nate's face
00:46:17maybe he's gonna piss himself
00:46:28you came all this way for me
00:46:30why?
00:46:32oh yeah
00:46:36your ass is mine tonight
00:46:52don't just stand there
00:46:53we're here to train
00:46:55aren't you injured?
00:46:56yeah I gotta work hard
00:46:57if I wanna be back by the end of the season
00:46:59but if you work out before you're fully healed
00:47:01you can make your injury work
00:47:02yeah it's a risk I'll take
00:47:03this is all that kept me alive when you
00:47:06I broke up with Donovan so he could succeed in the NFL
00:47:08I can't let him lose that dream now
00:47:13put me to work
00:47:20grab my feet
00:47:28this is torture
00:47:29how can I want my ex this much
00:47:31when I know I can't have him
00:47:36I know what you're thinking
00:47:42how could you possibly know what I'm thinking
00:47:49oh wait
00:47:51you want the truth?
00:47:53yeah
00:47:54I want every dark dirty thought you've ever had water boy
00:47:58I was thinking
00:48:01that after three years in the NFL
00:48:06you'd have more muscle
00:48:10am I not fit enough for you?
00:48:12oh no
00:48:13you sure you're not having trouble tackling the other guys?
00:48:18try me
00:48:28I'm not interested in being tackled by you
00:48:30really?
00:48:32or are you just scared to have him pressed against you?
00:48:36actually make it
00:48:43still sure you seem bigger?
00:48:47no
00:48:47donny
00:48:49you're the biggest
00:48:52fuck
00:48:53gay
00:48:53you don't have to stare
00:49:00I'm just surprised
00:49:03I thought you hated me
00:49:07what am I supposed to just pretend that I'm not attracted to you anymore?
00:49:14you both don't have the same effect on you
00:49:16I cannot go down this dangerous road with my closeted ex-boyfriend
00:49:21especially not in a public setting
00:49:25um
00:49:26we should
00:49:27get back to training
00:49:30okay I'm running cone drills
00:49:31you can find me over there
00:49:36outing as usual
00:49:37he doesn't get his way
00:49:53ready go
00:49:56ah
00:49:57fuck
00:49:57damn it
00:50:01hey hey hey hey let me look at it
00:50:02hey hey hey hey
00:50:03no it's fine
00:50:04no it is clearly not
00:50:05let me look at it
00:50:09where is it hurt
00:50:09what do you fucking think?
00:50:11my knee dude
00:50:12okay
00:50:12what can I do to help?
00:50:14I don't know
00:50:15the
00:50:16the team PT
00:50:17massage is it for me
00:50:20I do it myself
00:50:21but
00:50:22my body locks up when I'm in this place
00:50:29there's no PT staff here this late
00:50:31I could make an appointment for-
00:50:33no it's fine don't worry about it
00:50:34no it's fine don't worry about it
00:50:36I wanted you not to work out
00:50:38now look at you
00:50:47Hayden I'm gonna kiss you now
00:50:52I broke Donovan's heart so he chased his NFL dreams
00:50:55but I never stopped wanting my first love
00:50:58star quarterback
00:51:01if you don't want to kiss me you need to tell me right now
00:51:11I don't want you to kiss me
00:51:14I'm kidding I can tell when you're lying
00:51:15I'm sorry
00:51:16I'm sorry
00:51:26we could get caught
00:51:28ah
00:51:29okay
00:51:31lets go back to my place
00:51:39Then hash out what happened three years ago
00:51:41And then make up for the last time
00:51:45Is that why you kissed me?
00:51:47To manipulate me into talking about our breakup?
00:51:49No, but come on
00:51:52I can't tell Donovan his mom forced me to break up with him
00:51:55He'll never forgive her
00:51:57Or me
00:52:02This was a mistake
00:52:03What was a mistake?
00:52:05Kissing me?
00:52:06Or liking it?
00:52:15All of it
00:52:17All of it was a mistake
00:52:20Wow
00:52:21Okay
00:52:22Well, you know what?
00:52:24Thank you so much for stopping me from doing something I regret
00:52:28I'm going to go back to what actually matters to me
00:52:29You're shooting yourself too far
00:52:30You lost the right to care about me when you broke my heart, okay?
00:52:35Just go home, okay?
00:52:36I don't need you
00:52:43That just didn't feel like a mistake
00:52:45But maybe
00:52:46Maybe I never should have come back for Caden
00:53:02Caden
00:53:05Get up
00:53:11Dude, it's been hours
00:53:12What are you still doing here?
00:53:14There's no one here this late
00:53:16With your injury, I was
00:53:18I was worried
00:53:19I couldn't leave you
00:53:29Okay, well, it's past midnight
00:53:30Why don't you stop me and seek you home?
00:53:32I know how important this training is for you
00:53:37Well, you wasted your time
00:53:39I hope you're not expecting a ride back to campus
00:53:43Don't worry, Donovan
00:53:44I don't expect anything from you anymore
00:54:04Get in
00:54:06I'm waiting for the bus
00:54:07I checked the schedule
00:54:08And the last bus came an hour ago
00:54:10Now I'll walk
00:54:12Caden, it's late
00:54:13You're exhausted
00:54:14And I'm offering you a ride home
00:54:16With the top quarterback in the country
00:54:17Well, I got plenty of sleep
00:54:19While I was waiting for you to finish training
00:54:20Caden, you have five seconds to get in the car
00:54:21Or I'll make you
00:54:25Five
00:54:26Four
00:54:26Three
00:54:27You know what, Donovan?
00:54:28This isn't high school anymore
00:54:29You can't just tell me what to do
00:54:30Caden, get in the car
00:54:32No
00:54:34Hey
00:54:35Hey
00:54:35Get up
00:54:36Stop
00:54:37What the hell, Donovan?
00:54:38Put me down
00:54:39Put me down
00:54:40You could have just gotten yourself
00:54:41Why don't you get serious right now?
00:54:43Jesus Christ
00:54:44Thank you, Pauly
00:54:49I don't regret it
00:54:51The kiss
00:54:54Being with you
00:54:54I don't
00:54:56I don't regret any of it
00:55:02Did you get some rice cake
00:55:18Why are you moving so much?
00:55:19I'm gonna get comfy
00:55:32I came to Boston to destroy Caden
00:55:34For breaking my heart three years ago
00:55:37But no matter how hard I try
00:55:39I can't stop loving him
00:55:57Go away, Jones
00:55:59Saturday
00:56:02Go away
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:11I was cleared to go to training camp
00:56:13And as my assistant
00:56:15You're coming with me
00:56:16I can't miss class
00:56:19You said that if I guess lecture
00:56:21Then you automatically pass, right?
00:56:23Yeah, but I still
00:56:24But nothing
00:56:25This is an order, water boy
00:56:28You're coming
00:56:28No, I can hack that
00:56:45Well, well, well
00:56:48I never thought you were actually a stalker
00:56:51Okay, it is not like that
00:56:52I forgot I had them
00:56:54You were at the top of your underwear drawer
00:56:59I know exactly what you were doing with these
00:57:04Tell me I'm wrong
00:57:05I can't tell my ex who hates me
00:57:07That I look at those photos when I miss him
00:57:09Fine
00:57:10I use them to jerk off
00:57:15Why are you packing those?
00:57:17Because you're gonna need them
00:57:19Tonight when you're alone in your hotel room
00:57:21And I'm with someone else
00:57:26What?
00:57:27Move it
00:57:31God damn
00:57:32She bad
00:57:34She bad too
00:57:35Man, this is lit
00:57:37I love this place
00:57:38We need to come here more often
00:57:40God damn
00:57:40Who knew training camp would have this many bad bitches?
00:57:44Don't you have a girlfriend?
00:57:46Oh
00:57:49What?
00:57:50What are you doing bro?
00:57:51Go tap that
00:57:52Dude, I'm dating Alicia, remember?
00:57:55No one on my team knows Alicia is just a PR girlfriend
00:57:58And that I'm gay
00:58:00And hung up on my ex-boyfriend
00:58:02I don't see your girlfriend here
00:58:04And plus, we need regular Poon to play at our best
00:58:06I mean, it's science
00:58:08Listen, I'll do you a favor, roomie
00:58:10I'll let you have the room to yourself tonight
00:58:12And I won't tell your girlfriend
00:58:15Gee, thanks
00:58:16Hey, no problem
00:58:16I got it
00:58:17Great
00:58:17I shined your cleats and pumped your balls
00:58:19And I got my room key
00:58:20So, do you need anything else?
00:58:23Um
00:58:24Would you actually grab me a water?
00:58:25Then you're free to go
00:58:38Thank you
00:58:40Enjoy those pictures of me tonight, water boy
00:58:44Hey, gay boy
00:58:46You offered to play with Donovan's balls and not mine?
00:58:51Sure
00:58:52Whatever you say
00:58:54Gross
00:58:56Don't you worry about having an assistant
00:58:58Who maybe is sniffing your jockstrap when you're not looking?
00:59:02Don't worry about it
00:59:04Nah
00:59:05I got you, man
00:59:06Hold on
00:59:06Hey, beautiful
00:59:07Hi
00:59:08Hey, how you doing?
00:59:09I'm good
00:59:09You look lovely
00:59:09Thank you
00:59:10Can you do me a favor and fuck the gay out of this twink, please?
00:59:13I'll give you $10,000
00:59:14Just listen
00:59:15Don't take no for an answer
00:59:16It's a yes if he gets harsh
00:59:19That's enough
00:59:23Leave my assistant the fuck alone
00:59:28Are you really defending this bag?
00:59:30Oh
00:59:34Did you really just hit me for that freaking twink?
00:59:38Why do you even care?
00:59:40I mean, Donovan, are you...
00:59:42Are you gay?
00:59:44That's none of your business
00:59:45Hell yeah, it is
00:59:46We train together
00:59:48We travel together
00:59:48We shower together
00:59:49It's not safe
00:59:55Baby, oh my god
00:59:56What happened to your face?
00:59:57It's alright, it's something
00:59:58This is my girlfriend, Maya
01:00:02Wait, Donovan?
01:00:03Kayden?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:05You know these guys, baby?
01:00:06Yeah, we went to high school together
01:00:07Crazy
01:00:09Then you can explain this
01:00:10Is America's favorite QB, Donovan Miller, gay?
01:00:21You two are so dead
01:00:24I can't wait to put you on blast
01:00:26Maya, this isn't what it looks like
01:00:28We were...
01:00:29Yeah, we just got locked in and we fell
01:00:32Out of your clothes and onto each other's dicks
01:00:35Maya hated us in high school
01:00:37And now she has the power to out Donovan
01:00:39And ruin his future
01:00:41Why are you asking?
01:00:43Because I don't want to be on the same team
01:00:45As a homo freak
01:00:49Are you kidding me?
01:00:50No, Donovan dated me in high school
01:00:53He's definitely not gay
01:00:54Trust me, I would know
01:00:56And this whole, like, macho man against the gays act
01:00:58Isn't very ally of you
01:00:59So go clean up your face
01:01:00And update your programming to this decade
01:01:02Go
01:01:04Thank you
01:01:04Oh, goodness
01:01:05Sorry, we're still working on him
01:01:09Um
01:01:10Wow, did you just save our asses?
01:01:12Oh, I'd rather save your ass
01:01:14Than catch you flashing it again
01:01:16I don't get it
01:01:19You hate us
01:01:20Oh
01:01:21You know, that whole feud was so high school
01:01:23I've really grown a lot
01:01:24Since then
01:01:25I'm, like, woke now
01:01:25You'd be surprised
01:01:26Besides, I really love you two together
01:01:28Makes me happy
01:01:29Oh, uh
01:01:29We're not together anymore
01:01:31Really?
01:01:33Oh
01:01:33Doesn't look like that to me
01:01:43I should go to bed alone
01:01:45Big day tomorrow
01:01:47Okay
01:01:49Thank you
01:01:52You go, Rainbow
01:01:53Yeah
01:01:54Bye, Queen
01:01:56Is this, like, a gay thing I don't get yet?
01:02:05Two beds?
01:02:06You're bunking me with someone else's assistant
01:02:20You know he's still in love with you, right?
01:02:23He broke up with me
01:02:24Okay?
01:02:25I was ready to give up the NFL for him
01:02:27And he dumped me
01:02:29Oh, I know
01:02:30It's all everyone at Maple Hills could talk about back then
01:02:32Lovely
01:02:32Yeah
01:02:34Did you ever think it was weird, though?
01:02:35I mean, you offer to walk away from your dream for him
01:02:38And then suddenly Kaden wants to break up?
01:02:40Yeah, well
01:02:42He had another guy lined up
01:02:45You know
01:02:46Maybe your high school love didn't make it
01:02:48But
01:02:49There's definitely something new there
01:02:51And you'd be stupid not to go after it
01:02:55Go after what?
01:02:56Uh
01:02:59I'm gonna take you up on your offer, man
01:03:01Don't come back to the room tonight
01:03:03All right
01:03:04Nice
01:03:16Hiya
01:03:18Donovan
01:03:19What are you doing in here?
01:03:20This
01:03:30No, we can't do this
01:03:31I'll tell you what I can't do
01:03:35I can't keep living a life that doesn't have you in it
01:03:37If anyone in the NFL finds out your case
01:03:39Kaden, that is not what's stopping us
01:03:42You are
01:03:44Because you won't stop lying to me
01:03:45Does he know his mom forced me to break up with him in high school?
01:03:48Hey
01:03:50Admit you want me
01:03:54But you need me
01:03:57The way that I have always needed you
01:04:11You have no idea how hard I've worked to get over you
01:04:14I moved away
01:04:15I tried to focus on school
01:04:18I told myself that it didn't matter if I was happy as long as you were
01:04:23Kaden
01:04:24And you forced your way back into my life
01:04:26And you touched me
01:04:27And every feeling that I ever had for you came raging back to the surface
01:04:31Good
01:04:35I'm glad I'm not the only one who suffered
01:04:44When did you get caught?
01:04:45I got that covered
01:04:47Just trust me
01:05:09I can't believe we're stuck in a closet
01:05:10Shh, shh, shh, shh, water boy
01:05:16What is he doing?
01:05:17Shh, water boy
01:05:18You're gonna get us caught
01:05:19Fine
01:05:20I won't make a sound
01:05:24I think you can keep that promise
01:05:25I'm gonna get a taste of my body
01:05:28And I'm dripping like candy
01:05:32I can't be a little boss
01:05:36Let's go get up and dog
01:05:41What?
01:05:42What was that?
01:05:52If you're not back at the bar in 30 seconds
01:05:54I will literally strip for your teammates right here
01:05:56Shit, okay, I'm coming
01:06:03Perfect timing
01:06:10That was close, that was too close
01:06:13How did you get into this room?
01:06:16I may have switched our room keys
01:06:19This is my room
01:06:20Why would you do that?
01:06:21You're asking to get caught
01:06:22Give me my room key back
01:06:24You want it?
01:06:26Come get it
01:06:33You think that's gonna stop me?
01:06:34Oh, Kaden, I know it won't
01:06:46We're getting one
01:06:49I'm getting out of here before Peter comes back
01:06:54He's not getting back in again
01:06:58Please don't leave me again, Kaden
01:07:01I need you, okay?
01:07:02I've always needed you
01:07:04Let me show you
01:07:10I do need you
01:07:22Last night was everything
01:07:25But you have too much to lose if you're with me
01:07:28I almost cost you the NFL once
01:07:33I won't do it again
01:07:48When Kaden left me before
01:07:49We were apart for three years
01:07:52I'm not letting that happen again
01:08:03What lesson is it today?
01:08:05What are you talking about?
01:08:06Today's the guest lecturer
01:08:08What?
01:08:10Shit, how do you not know this?
01:08:12The guest lecturer today is Donovan Miller
01:08:14I cannot be here for this
01:08:15Please cover for me
01:08:16Yeah, no shit, Sherlock
01:08:18Going somewhere?
01:08:19Why aren't you at training camp?
01:08:20Well, I got a pass for the day
01:08:22So I could come do this
01:08:24Now, take a seat
01:08:26I need to teach you a lesson
01:08:33Good morning class
01:08:35I'm Donovan Miller
01:08:36And, uh, play a game for a living
01:08:39And I make a shit ton of money doing it
01:08:41Yay!
01:08:43Donovan!
01:08:45So it's no surprise that I like to play games
01:08:49So why don't we play one today?
01:08:51How about a little football trivia
01:08:54Huh?
01:08:55I'm ready
01:08:55Ask me anything
01:08:56What's the record of touchdowns scored by a single player in a season?
01:08:5926
01:09:00Wrong
01:09:01Russell
01:09:02You should know this
01:09:03What?
01:09:04The Twink won't know anything about football
01:09:0932
01:09:11Correct
01:09:12And what's my record in comparison?
01:09:14Well, that's a trick question
01:09:15Because you hold the record
01:09:1732
01:09:19Correct again
01:09:21Now
01:09:22Why the fuck did you leave my bed this morning without saying goodbye?
01:09:31That is not a trivia question
01:09:33Well, I'm the teacher, so answer the question
01:09:36If Donovan outs himself, he'll lose everything
01:09:39And I'll get fired from my internship, which means failing out of college
01:09:44I'm your assistant, I'm not your alarm clock
01:09:47But if you're not careful, everyone here is going to get the wrong idea
01:09:53Moving on
01:09:55Today, we're going to talk about longevity in athletic careers
01:10:01Now, who knows the most important thing for an athlete's career?
01:10:07Reputation
01:10:09Branding
01:10:12I can't believe it
01:10:13I'm stressing
01:10:13No, we're going to be fine
01:10:14We're a team
01:10:15We've got this
01:10:15What is going on?
01:10:18Kidding
01:10:18Really?
01:10:19Wow, you're pathetic
01:10:21I can't believe Donovan even picked you
01:10:23You're a terrible assistant
01:10:24Get out of my face
01:10:26What?
01:10:26Too busy staring at Donovan's ass to track what's happening in his career
01:10:33There you are
01:10:34What is going on?
01:10:35They're setting up for a press conference
01:10:36I was cleared to play again
01:10:39First Kings this weekend
01:10:45That is amazing
01:10:46Why didn't you say anything?
01:10:48When would I have?
01:10:50When you were sneaking out of my bed?
01:10:52Or
01:10:52When you were pretending you were never there in the first place?
01:11:00Mr. Miller
01:11:02How did you get performance ready so quickly?
01:11:04Recovering from an injury like yours is not easy
01:11:06Yeah, it wasn't easy
01:11:07It was a lot of hard work and training
01:11:10I don't like to sit still
01:11:14Kaden, can you bring me that water?
01:11:18This is Kaden
01:11:19My assistant
01:11:21Kaden, everybody
01:11:22Everybody
01:11:22Kaden
01:11:26He's been a huge help to me through all this
01:11:28And I couldn't have done it without him
01:11:30Lovely
01:11:31Do you think you'll get a lot of playtime
01:11:32Or is the coach planning to play it safe with you?
01:11:35Um
01:11:36I fully intend to help the Bobcats win the championship this year
01:11:40No offense guys, but
01:11:41It's about darn time, am I right?
01:11:46Thank you, Waterboy
01:11:57Missing the ball because you're on clean-up, Cinderella?
01:11:59Shouldn't you be in there since it's all for you, Prince Charming?
01:12:03When do you stop being an asshole when you're all the time?
01:12:06Me?
01:12:08You're the one who came barreling back into my life after three years
01:12:12Forcing me to be your assistant as an excuse to torture me
01:12:20Did you ever stop to ask yourself why I did all that?
01:12:22Because you hate me for breaking up with you
01:12:25Are you really that clueless?
01:12:29How do you not see that I am broken without you?
01:12:36I keep trying to just give you my heart
01:12:39And you keep throwing it down and stomping on it
01:12:41Because I didn't want to ruin your life
01:12:44You have everything
01:12:45You have your dream career
01:12:46You have fame
01:12:47You have fortune
01:12:48I
01:12:49I gave up my dream of being with you
01:12:51So you could have everything you ever wanted
01:12:56Not everything
01:13:00Not you
01:13:04But I have been miserable every day without you
01:13:04I love you, Caden
01:13:07I never stopped loving you
01:13:09And I
01:13:11I think you feel the same way
01:13:17I broke my own heart
01:13:19So you could have everything you wanted
01:13:21I thought
01:13:22I thought that's what love meant
01:13:25But I have been miserable every day without you
01:13:29Oh yes, I love you
01:13:32I never stopped
01:13:33I
01:13:33I never moved on
01:13:36I just didn't know how to love you without ruining your life
01:13:43Nothing that I've accomplished over the last three years means anything to me
01:13:48Because I didn't have you to share it with
01:14:17Delete that photo
01:14:19You don't understand this
01:14:20Oh, I understand
01:14:21You turned Donovan gay
01:14:23Now everyone's going to know the truth
01:14:24You can't turn somebody gay, you ignorant bigot
01:14:27Who the actual fuck cares, Donovan?
01:14:29You're gay
01:14:30That's all that matters
01:14:31And no team's going to want you after this
01:14:33You're really going to do this right before the championship game?
01:14:36Don't you want to win?
01:14:37Oh, I know we'll win
01:14:38We'll win because of me
01:14:40Not because of some fairy and shoulder pads
01:14:44It's too late
01:14:44Just let him go
01:14:47Fuck
01:14:48I broke up with Donovan three years ago to prevent exactly this from happening
01:14:52But I ruined it anyway
01:14:55I'm sorry
01:14:57I'm sorry
01:14:57I'm sorry
01:14:59I'm sorry
01:15:11I knew you were going to ruin my son's life
01:15:16You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
01:15:18You don't understand
01:15:18You are going to clean up your mess
01:15:20Fix your mistake
01:15:21And do everything that I say
01:15:22Otherwise
01:15:23I will get you fired
01:15:24Kicked out of college
01:15:26And homeless on the street
01:15:27You can't
01:15:28Please, Evelyn
01:15:28You can't do that to me
01:15:29I spoke to Dick
01:15:31And to the Dean
01:15:33Kaden, you are the only one
01:15:35That can save Donovan
01:15:38Or destroy him
01:15:45And insiders say the Bobcats are holding an emergency meeting
01:15:48To cancel Miller's contract
01:15:49This is such bullshit
01:15:51Breaking news
01:15:52The mystery man in the Miller photo has come forward to make a statement
01:15:56A photo is not what people think
01:15:57The truth is that I have been stalking Donovan since high school
01:16:01That day I forced a kiss on him
01:16:04And he pushed me off immediately
01:16:06Donovan is straight
01:16:07And there is nothing between us
01:16:10What the fuck, Kaden?
01:16:13Son, I just got the word
01:16:15The Bobcats are going to let you play in the championship
01:16:17Who cares about a stupid game?
01:16:19The whole world thinks Kaden's a predator
01:16:21So what?
01:16:22You have so much more to lose than he does
01:16:24Of course he should do this for you
01:16:26Okay, but mom, I pursued him
01:16:27And now he's out there telling the whole world
01:16:29Ruining his life
01:16:31To fix my mistakes
01:16:32He is not ruining his life
01:16:34I told him three years ago that this was going to happen
01:16:37That he would be your downfall
01:16:39Now he listened to me then
01:16:41It's his own fault that he fell back into your bed
01:16:44What the fuck did you just say?
01:16:47Honey
01:16:48You told Kaden to break up with me?
01:16:54Yeah, of course I did
01:16:55I was protecting your future
01:16:59Mom, losing Kaden like that almost killed me
01:17:03So if you don't support us
01:17:05If you don't support me and who I am
01:17:08You can get the fuck out
01:17:11I do support you, son
01:17:13But you see how the NFL treats gay football players
01:17:17So please
01:17:19Don't throw away your future
01:17:21Don't throw away our future
01:17:22For some selfish boy
01:17:25There is no hour, mom
01:17:28You took the thing that I love the most
01:17:31So that you can have what you want
01:17:34That's not true
01:17:37You're dead to me
01:17:39Kaden is my family
01:17:40He's my future
01:17:43And I'm gonna go get him back
01:17:50Just take it from me
01:17:51Give it a week
01:17:51And the whole world will move on to some other scandal
01:17:53I mean, you won't be front page news forever
01:17:55I'd still get up, eh?
01:17:57You know she's right
01:17:58I'm always right
01:17:58Of course you are
01:17:59I know
01:18:00Just take it as an opportunity to lay low for a while
01:18:02You can actually use
01:18:06He's called 32 times
01:18:07You should probably pick up the phone
01:18:08We need a clean break
01:18:10Trust me, it's better this way
01:18:11Okay, the Donovan I know
01:18:13Will not let you go that easy
01:18:16Kaden, open this door or I'll break it down
01:18:23Kaden, let me in please
01:18:24Why would the world just let two gay guys be happy together?
01:18:32Okay, we'll give you guys some space
01:18:38Yeah, Peter, if anyone sees you
01:18:40My mom told me the real reason you broke up with me
01:18:43She did?
01:18:45She put the whole weight of my happiness on your shoulders
01:18:48And you listened to her like a fucking idiot
01:18:51I just want you to be happy
01:18:53How many ways do I have to say this?
01:18:55My only shot at happiness is with you
01:19:04What if the NFL rejects you?
01:19:06Then fuck them
01:19:07Okay, I have spent too much of my life pretending to be someone else
01:19:10Just to fit into this box that they think a football player is supposed to fit in
01:19:15And I'm not doing it anymore
01:19:20And what are you doing?
01:19:21I'm showing you how much I want you
01:19:24How much I love you
01:19:37Is she something you like?
01:19:39Is she something I love?
01:19:42I'm trying to отлич you
01:19:43You're a type of
01:19:45I know just how you like it
01:19:51Now let's do the best part about making up
01:19:54And make up sucks
01:20:01I know just how you like it
01:20:03I know just how you like it
01:20:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanna look at you.
01:20:40I wanna look at you.
01:21:06Are you afraid I'll sneak out again?
01:21:08Even if you did, I'd come find you.
01:21:16You coming to the game tonight?
01:21:19The NFL's letting you play?
01:21:21Yeah, some idiot told them he was my stalker, so the NFL doesn't think I'm gay anymore.
01:21:29It'll cause drama for you if I show up.
01:21:33I always play better when you're watching.
01:21:39But hey, I totally get it if you don't wanna come after the way you've been treated.
01:21:44No pressure either way.
01:22:04Hey, look.
01:22:07Don't try and get hard out there where you're tackling the other team, alright?
01:22:10Maybe a dick up your ass would feel really good, huh?
01:22:12Scared you'd like it?
01:22:13No!
01:22:14It's us!
01:22:15Go the fuck up.
01:22:21Hey!
01:22:22Give me these glasses.
01:22:24Give me these glasses.
01:22:24Give me these glasses.
01:22:24Give me these glasses.
01:22:25Give me these glasses.
01:22:25I know.
01:22:27Okay.
01:22:28Relax, Elton John.
01:22:29No one's going to recognize you.
01:22:30Look, I can't take any chances.
01:22:33I'm gonna ruin this game for Donovan.
01:22:36Oh, so you and Donovan are back together?
01:22:39I guess so.
01:22:41He said he's never gonna let me go again.
01:22:45Shut the fuck up.
01:22:46That's so dreamy!
01:22:47You said yes, right?
01:22:50Right?
01:22:54Okay, what's the problem?
01:22:59I'm obviously in love with him and I'm so happy we're back together, but...
01:23:04I don't want to be his dirty secret for the rest of his football career.
01:23:09So he wants to hide you?
01:23:10I mean, what choice does he have?
01:23:13If he doesn't, he loses all of this.
01:23:16No matter what you're doing!
01:23:18You're strong!
01:23:22When we were in high school, I made him pick between me and staying in the closet and...
01:23:27he chose me.
01:23:29But then the NFL came knocking and I made the choice for him.
01:23:35Now it's time for me to make the sacrifice so he can be happy.
01:23:46Oh my god, if Jonathan makes it?
01:23:48Yeah, Boston wins, right?
01:23:49Yeah, it is!
01:24:06I just won another championship game, but the only person I want to celebrate with isn't allowed by my side.
01:24:11Donovan! Donovan! Donovan! Donovan!
01:24:13Woo!
01:24:20Donovan. Donovan Miller.
01:24:23This is your fourth championship win and your first with the Boston Bobcats.
01:24:27What are you thinking right now?
01:24:30I'm thinking...
01:24:31None of this matters if I don't have a person I love to share it with.
01:24:35My boyfriend, Caden.
01:24:38Boyfriend? But that means...
01:24:39Yeah, I'm gay!
01:24:40And I don't care who knows, and Caden is way more important...
01:24:44Caden, baby!
01:24:45Come on down here, please!
01:24:49Oh my god, go celebrate with your man!
01:24:53Go!
01:24:55Wait in here first.
01:25:01Do you have any idea what you just did?
01:25:03Yes.
01:25:06Finally.
01:25:07Winning means something.
01:25:11Oh my god!
01:25:12Oh my god!
01:25:14Oh my god!
01:25:24Wow.
01:25:25Backward old Gan.
01:25:28You ready?
01:25:30Ready to be back at our old school.
01:25:33We're ready to announce that we're opening a sports management agency just for LGBTQ athletes.
01:25:39Well, you know, now that I'm out and the NFL accepted me, I've paved the way for other people to
01:25:45come out.
01:25:45But, uh...
01:25:47God, it's not gonna be easy.
01:25:50It won't be.
01:25:51Don't help us.
01:25:54Mr. Miller?
01:25:56Next year I'm gonna be captain of the hockey team, and the tennis team.
01:25:59But, um...
01:26:00Can I talk to you about something?
01:26:02Hey man.
01:26:03Hey man, you need some advice?
01:26:04No, I just...
01:26:09How did you know that you were okay?
01:26:12And that you could come out?
01:26:16Sorry man, I can't answer that for you.
01:26:17Yeah.
01:26:19I mean, it's...
01:26:20Not easy.
01:26:22And...
01:26:22Sure as hell, not here.
01:26:23But, uh...
01:26:28You know, when you find the right person...
01:26:30You just know it's worth it.
01:26:35Thanks.
01:26:36Of course man.
01:26:37Home's wherever you are.
01:26:40Not a place but the beat of your heart.
01:26:47We come home.
01:26:53What are you doing in there?
01:26:54I have a surprise for you.
01:26:56Mm-hmm.
01:27:01Oh...
01:27:03My God!
01:27:04Oh, I...
01:27:05Oh, I...
01:27:05I like this surprise.
01:27:12You are wearing that even better than I did.
01:27:15That wasn't hard.
01:27:16I hate you.
01:27:17I love you so much.
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