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The Heart Thief HD
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00:10you know what i don't even need to look at the menu i've got the best thing in this place
00:15sitting
00:15right here in front of me marcus i knew it working late my ass i didn't know client was
00:22code word for slut marcus who is this get my husband's name out of your mouth husband baby
00:30listen it's not
00:36baby wait
00:47wow man's can't even cheat right can't say i'm surprised
00:52dude had city or cheetah but i was written all over him beautiful woman like you deserves better
00:58okay slick and who are you i'm better
01:08but you can call me roman
01:13are you hitting on me depends is it working
01:20that was cute
01:23okay well i hate to break it to you but i won't be calling you anything
01:28and why is that because you look like you still have a bedtime
01:33maybe i'm just looking for someone to tuck me in
01:35okay
01:46okay
01:47okay
01:48okay
02:07How old are you?
02:1026.
02:12Right.
02:14I'm 32.
02:15I think I've outgrown the whole dating the bartender phase.
02:20I need maturity, stability, a man that owns more than one towel.
02:26Hmm.
02:32You know, if you have all the answers, how'd you miss the married guy?
02:50Oh, bitch.
02:51Do you have any idea who you were just talking to?
02:57A baby.
02:59More like baby billionaire.
03:03Roman's the boss.
03:04He owns like half the city nightlife.
03:07Hotels, restaurants, lounges.
03:10Him?
03:11By the looks of it, he owns your ass, too.
03:14Playboy's living up to his reputation.
03:17No.
03:17No way.
03:1826 is way too young for me.
03:20He's like a toddler with a credit card.
03:22Millie, look, standards are great and all, but they're not the gospel.
03:27My standards keep me from dating man children.
03:30I need to settle down, not settle.
03:33No playboys and no boys, period.
03:3726 and 32 are basically decades apart, especially when the guy's younger.
03:42That man is not settling down anytime soon.
03:46As my mom always says, my ovaries have an expiration date.
03:52On to the next.
04:08So, what are you actually looking for in your dating life right now?
04:11I'm not really into labels.
04:14I'm an empath, so how do I say this?
04:17I'm pretty much all about protecting my energy.
04:20Yeah, that's like my whole thing.
04:23So, what do you like to do for fun?
04:26I'm running a podcast with my bros about the male loneliness epidemic.
04:30Red pill lifestyle, baby.
04:33So, tell me something about you that most people don't know.
04:36That my body is even more banging a person.
04:40Hopefully you can experience it soon.
04:43All nine ninjas of it.
04:46Oh, hell no.
04:47Goodbye.
04:48Bye.
04:48Bye.
04:59You good, man?
05:04So, whatever happened to that model?
05:06What was her name?
05:08Oh, neither.
05:10That was a one-time, maybe two-time thing.
05:14It's nothing.
05:16Now, that girl over there, she's gorgeous.
05:19I mean, she's a little bit too much woman for you, but...
05:22You know what?
05:23I think I got some business to attend to.
05:25You mind?
05:29Whatever you say, friend.
05:39Could you get your friend to come over here?
05:42Really?
05:43Mm-hmm.
05:44Thought you never asked.
05:52Someone's waiting for you.
06:05If you had me walk over here just to reject you again...
06:08Why'd you come over here because you're killing the vibe?
06:11Those dates?
06:12They're a disaster.
06:14You clearly don't know what you're doing.
06:16And you need help.
06:19My help.
06:22Billionaire playboy turned dating coach?
06:24I don't think so.
06:25Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
06:27Lesson number one.
06:29You gotta spot the red flags.
06:32Let me guess.
06:33Guy number one had a picture with prairie hands doing yoga on a mountain.
06:38Guy number two had females instead of women on his profile.
06:45And guy number three sent you a random eggplant emoji at 3 a.m.
06:50So yeah, you're right.
06:52I'm a playboy.
06:54So I can spot one.
06:57Reading people is my specialty.
07:02You want me to read you?
07:11You're sexy.
07:13Smart.
07:15Independent.
07:20But you don't trust your instincts.
07:23You know what you want.
07:24You just act like you don't.
07:27If you want to land the perfect guy, you need to have confidence.
07:31That's where I come in.
07:33You need me, Millie.
07:35How do you know my name?
07:37I have my ways.
07:39Isaac told you.
07:42Is this just some plot to get into my pants?
07:46Look, I know I'm not your type.
07:48I get it.
07:49That doesn't mean some lucky guy shouldn't be able to wife you up.
07:54Well then what's in it for you?
07:56I just want you to stop bringing trash guys to my club.
07:59It's a bad look.
08:04So what do you say?
08:09Going once.
08:11Going twice.
08:13Fine.
08:14Fine what?
08:15Fine, you gave me my dating coach.
08:17I want to hear you say it.
08:20You need me, Millie.
08:25I...
08:27I need you.
08:28That's what I like to hear.
08:31Now,
08:33if I'm going to be your dating coach,
08:35you have to do exactly
08:37what I say.
08:39And if I don't?
08:41You want to find out?
08:56What are you doing here?
08:59How do you know where I live?
09:01God damn it, Isaac.
09:03Lesson number two.
09:05Just to impress.
09:11Come on in.
09:12Make yourself at home.
09:16I told my stylist to pick out a few things.
09:20And I'm supposed to believe that you just magically guessed my size.
09:24I didn't guess.
09:25I observed.
09:27Oh my god.
09:28I'm taking dating advice from a Gen Z fuckboy.
09:31I've officially hit rock bottom.
09:34Look.
09:36I don't need a makeover.
09:41Exactly.
09:43As I say.
09:45Remember?
09:49I'll take me to your bedroom.
10:00I wasn't expecting company, okay?
10:13My clothes are fine.
10:34Melee?
10:37what's with the bible study dress you need to embrace your curves
10:43i don't know
10:49meli look at me you're unreasonably gorgeous you know that right
10:57how about
11:01you try this one it'll look great on you
11:06okay fine
11:10turn around
11:12okay
11:15hmm
11:16hmm
11:18hmm
11:20hmm
11:29hmm
11:31hmm
11:31hmm
11:38what do you think
11:41it's perfect
11:44um will you sit me up
11:56yeah
11:56damn
11:58oh is it too much
11:59no no no you look good
12:03i mean you always look good you just never let people see it
12:08but the real lesson is that looking good is about feeling good
12:15so how do you feel meli
12:18you feel good
12:26i should probably get back to the club
12:30but
12:31come by tonight
12:32for lesson number three
12:35and wear that
12:53okay how about daniel finance wine tastings works hard plays harder
12:59functioning alcoholic
13:00next
13:02where are all the hot single normal men
13:05maybe you're just not looking in the right place
13:12oh my god roman
13:15baby where have you been
13:17i've been missing you
13:19nyla don't
13:20don't nyla me
13:21we had that totally romantic weekend together
13:24and then poof
13:25nothing
13:25you're not hiding from me are you
13:28no
13:30oh
13:31can i get a vodka crayon
13:34on the house
13:35right roe roe
13:37meli
13:38doesn't work here
13:40then what is she doing here
13:42roman invited me
13:43unlike you
13:46you know
13:47that dress is brave
13:50i really admire you being so bold
13:52at your age
13:53i mean
13:54if i look like that
13:55i would not be caught dead wearing it
13:56nyla
13:57no no it makes sense
13:58looks like you're used to something a little bit more cheap
14:00and besides
14:01i'm literally like five years older than you
14:03not fifty
14:05mm-hmm
14:06cougar has claws
14:08nyla
14:08what
14:09i'm just playing with her
14:12speaking of
14:13don't you think you should be playing with me
14:21tease
14:22okay ew
14:23um
14:23on that note
14:24i'm gonna let you two kids have some fun
14:27bye grandma
14:28millie wait
14:36what is this
14:37do you see this
14:38is this a wrinkle
14:41i see a woman hallucinating
14:42and in desperate need
14:43of an emotional support coffee
14:47stop spiraling
14:48because some messy
14:4922 year old pick me
14:50said something stupid
14:54look at you pouting
14:55i'm not even pouting
14:56you don't need botox
14:58you need to get laid
15:00and not by mr buzz a lot
15:02or dildo baggins
15:04or whatever your vibrator's name is
15:08what about roman
15:11what about roman
15:13i mean
15:16yeah he's cute
15:18he's really cute
15:20but he's not an option
15:23he's a child
15:25what are you doing
15:28texting roman to see if he wants to go out tonight
15:31what
15:34doing this for you stupid
15:40i'll be at the club tonight
15:41come through
15:42show you how to meet a guy
15:43irl
15:48so
15:50what are we wearing tonight
16:05you look amazing
16:08are you ready
16:09you got this girl
16:12intense baby
16:13millie
16:14wow
16:15you look
16:16i don't remember buying you this dress
16:20i picked it out myself
16:21i thought it was about feeling good
16:25all right
16:28come here
16:34okay
16:35next lesson
16:36how to move
16:38i don't dance
16:40what
16:40just relax
16:41and let me lead
16:43you gotta learn to trust your man
16:46okay
16:52i got you
17:00let's see
17:02boy
17:03that's right
17:04you
17:06you
17:08how to move
17:10when
17:11you
17:18you
17:20you
17:20you
17:22you
17:26you
17:28you
17:40what do we have here hi i'm millie i'm roman's friend i'm brent i'm also roman's friend
17:50so maybe since we're all friends here cool if i couldn't she's still learning
17:57i'm a grown woman i think i can handle it
18:06grown woman huh yeah i've been looking for one of those
18:13how old are you i'm 35 do you refer to women as females no ma'am do you own more
18:18than one towel
18:20and a bed frame so do i pass the test because i'd love to take you out sometime
18:34i'd love that
18:54roman what the hell how did you get in my house isaac let me in on his way out
19:06what's all this for well i thought you might be hurting this morning so i wanted to make
19:13you feel better but you look fine not fine but like fine you know
19:26well
19:26i wanted to thank you for last night your lessons they worked
19:35they did yeah friend asked me out
19:39oh yeah yeah tomorrow night you guys are moving pretty fast well he's working and he's super busy
19:46right now and he's successful and he cares about his health and he's still making time for me
19:53he's everything i'm looking for
19:56oh my god he's perfect
19:58and i'm a mess what if i start describing the postal service to him
20:02where i do that thing where i laugh and then i snore and then i apologize which only makes it
20:05a million
20:06times more noticeable oh my god i'm not going
20:09stop stop i think your snort laugh is really cute
20:13and you're not a mess liar you've seen my bedroom
20:23let me take you out
20:27i thought we covered that already not like that this is lesson number four how to act on a date
20:37let me show you how you deserve to be treated
20:41okay
20:45okay
20:46okay
20:55you mean now
20:56uh-huh
20:57in my backyard
20:59what happened to taking me out
21:01you know i was thinking and i figured it couldn't wait
21:06plus i want you all to myself
21:15i bet you say that to all the girls
21:16girls don't you
21:19you know if you want to land your mr perfect
21:21you need to learn how to flirt
21:23i know how to flirt
21:24you know how to flirt
21:25yeah
21:26show me
21:33i don't know how you do it
21:37do what
21:41make me want you
21:56how was that
22:00that was good that's a start
22:03but flirting's a lot more than just that
22:06you want the person wondering
22:08what happens next
22:11okay
22:14so what happens next
22:17usually a kiss
22:21and how do you know when to go for it
22:27you wait till it feels
22:29inevitable
22:32you want your body to say
22:33yes
22:35before your mouth even does
22:38and you don't break eye contact
22:42until the very last second
22:55okay
22:57i think i got it
23:00right
23:01good
23:02good i'm glad
23:05sorry
23:05no it's fine you can take it
23:07no it's just my mom's daily call to remind me to find the one
23:11i want to be alive to meet my grandchildren
23:15mom sounds chill i like her
23:17she's not wrong though
23:18i'm not getting any younger
23:22which is why i need this to go well with brent
23:28so thank you
23:29so much
23:30for your help
23:32yeah
23:34yeah no problem
23:41so
23:42what's your workout routine like
23:48my workout routine
23:49well i'm typically a morning workout guy
23:52so
23:53tennis
23:54sauna
23:54five mile run
23:56green juice before work
23:59yeah
24:00mornings are great
24:01what about those cold plunges right
24:03i know right
24:05freezing
24:07brrr
24:13but
24:14i'm more of a
24:18plunger
24:25damn it's work
24:26one moment
24:28i promise
24:28yeah
24:29do your thing
24:32yeah
24:43it's due already huh
24:47he's the boss
24:48he has to take a work call
24:49yeah
24:51yeah well he's not the only boss
24:54and yet here i am keeping you company
24:56while he misses out
24:58what is this
24:59are you
25:00are you jealous
25:05i just think you deserve better
25:08you deserve to be someone's first priority
25:13isn't he your friend
25:14what's up
25:16hey man what's up
25:17hey
25:25sorry beautiful
25:28i'm all yours now
25:33sorry man
25:34but uh
25:35you're not invited tonight
25:38right
25:39right
25:40you know i'll get going
25:42you little birds have fun
25:47try not to ditch it this time
25:48yeah
26:01so
26:02where were we
26:07f
26:20they say it's wrong
26:23how i want you this way
26:25but my heart don't listen to what people say
26:30i've been holding back
26:32losing sleep at night
26:34you're off limits baby
26:38and all mine tonight
26:43and that's the guy you're trying to fuck
26:45yep
26:45malcolm rice
26:53hmm
26:55so you ignore my calls for three days
26:57and then you show up to my house looking like an escort
27:00what's up
27:03i've been thinking about you
27:07so
27:09can i come in
27:10you're drunk
27:11you're just sniffing around looking for someone to take care of you
27:15not someone
27:17you
27:22you throw up on my couch
27:24and you go back outside like the dog that you are
27:27woof woof
27:48he's so hot
27:53what even is this
27:54off limits and all mine
27:59if you don't like it you're more than welcome to go back to your
28:03charity gala
28:05you look to gala to watch tate digs latest and greatest with me on my couch
28:10maybe i just missed you
28:12that's why you ghosted me
28:15i was trying to call you to tell you about my date with brent
28:19you ain't great by the way
28:21you know the nice thing about brent
28:24he's a grown up
28:26he's consistent
28:28he remembers details
28:30he plans ahead
28:35okay i get it
28:37he checks off all your little boxes
28:42but how does he make you feel
28:46does he make you feel wanted
28:50desired
28:50tired
28:55like you're the only woman in this world
29:00like you're absolutely everything
29:08because you are
29:09millie
29:12you are everything
29:18he makes me feel safe
29:21you don't even like him
29:22yes i do
29:23it's not all about fireworks
29:25okay
29:25there's something to be said about
29:27stability and practicality
29:29you know just because your dating life has more drama in it than a housewives reunion
29:32i don't
29:33me and nyla aren't even dating
29:36exactly
29:36that's what i'm talking about
29:38men can just mess around with women until their third hip replacement
29:41women don't have that same luxury
29:43oh
29:44no
29:44they just get to settle down with boring brents
29:48i thought you would be happy for me
29:51that's what you were training me for
29:52god you're so immature
29:54i'm not
29:58you know what
29:59fine
30:01how about i prove it to you
30:02okay
30:03how about a nice adult double date
30:06me and nyla
30:07you and brent
30:09nyla
30:11seriously
30:12you want to prove how adult you are by bringing in a child
30:16fine
30:18you're on
30:19no
30:20yes
30:21no
30:21yes
30:32so
30:33mildred
30:33what do you do
30:36it's millie
30:37and i'm an executive assistant
30:39oh so you're like the help
30:42more like a superhero
30:43her boss would be completely lost without her
30:46and there's nothing that my baby couldn't do
30:50i can never be ordered around by anyone
30:52well
30:54maybe
30:55someone
30:57okay
30:58that's enough
30:58cut it off
31:00remember fiji ro ro
31:01i mean we were feral weren't we
31:04we broke the bed frame
31:06real classy super nice appropriate dinner conversation
31:10well you know what's not appropriate
31:11the way you've been staring at my man all night jealous bitch
31:14whoa
31:14yo hey
31:15don't speak to her like that
31:17what do you like her or something
31:19she's your best friend's girl roman
31:30you good man
31:32yeah i'm just trying to keep the peace
31:35please
31:36mildred is a big girl
31:37she can handle herself
31:39look i'm done with you disrespecting my date like this
31:42whoa whoa this ain't got nothing to do with you
31:43it's not your business
31:44no
31:44cause last time i checked
31:46millie is my business
31:47and last time i checked she's not even yours
31:52guys stop please
31:58you know what
32:00this was a mistake
32:03this was a mistake
32:04you are a child
32:06we're done here i'm taking you home
32:09baby are you serious
32:11you're choosing that
32:12over me
32:14she needs reading glasses to scroll
32:17and stuff
32:17enough let's go
32:18come on
32:23okay
32:24so that was awful
32:25millie
32:25what's been going on between you and roman
32:29i've known ro a long time
32:31and i've never seen him look like a woman
32:33like she's oxygen
32:36what he's
32:38what he's
32:41we're just friends
32:45well
32:47he's a child
32:49i'm six years older than him
32:51he's in a different place in his life than me
32:54the thought of it is is laughable
32:58i'm done playing games millie
33:01i wanted to settle down
33:04i thought you did too
33:06i do
33:06then be honest with me
33:10tell me
33:11you feel nothing for him
33:20that's what i thought
33:21wait brent
33:22you know call me
33:24when you want a real man
33:39i need help
33:41let me guess
33:42the head wants brent
33:44but the hoo-ha
33:44wants roman
33:45isaac
33:46it's true
33:47you know it is
33:48yeah but that's not the point
33:50he's 26
33:51he's not ready for something real
33:53he doesn't want what i want
33:55that alone should make this idea stupid
33:57look
33:58all i know is roman's got you glowing like a damn nightlight
34:01and he's hot
34:02okay i know i know enough
34:06i'm just tired of making the same mistakes
34:09then do something different boo
34:11maybe you should
34:13try to get him out of your system
34:16what do you mean
34:19take a page out of roman's book
34:28hit it
34:29and quit it
34:41melie if this is about what happened the other day
34:43look i'm sorry
34:45all right
34:46that was messed up
34:47she should have never
34:48no it's not that
34:49um
34:50i wanted to ask you something
34:54shoot
34:58do you like me
35:01of course i like you melie
35:02no not like that
35:04um
35:07like did you mean it when you said that i was everything
35:14look
35:15i know i'm not the right guy for you
35:18okay
35:20i mean you've even said it
35:21i'm too young
35:23i'm not
35:25ready
35:26and
35:27yeah
35:29that's not what i asked
35:30i know
35:31i know
35:32it's just
35:32i tried to give you space to do your own thing
35:37but
35:40i want you
35:42melie
35:44i want you all the time
35:48you're all i think about
35:51so
35:52yeah
35:52i meant it
35:54i shouldn't have said it but i meant it
36:00i want you to
36:25say it again
36:27i want you roman
36:45here
36:47i'm not waiting any longer
37:07does that feel good
37:08you like how i kiss you
37:14you want more
37:18use your words
37:22yes please
37:23i want you to
37:55you're still here
37:57where else would i be
38:00i don't know
38:01on a yacht rubbing elbows with insta baddies
38:05no that's later tonight
38:13unfortunately i am a grown ass man with an empire to run so
38:43you don't want to play hooky
38:47how about you come by the club tonight
38:50i'll make it work for you all
39:04what am i doing
39:07what am i doing
39:18i'll make it work for you all
39:18i'll make it work for you all
39:20hey i'm gonna have to call you back
39:23yo man now it's not a good time
39:25no i need you to leave melie alone
39:30you think this is funny
39:34you know what i owe you an apology
39:37okay i should have been real with you from the start
39:41but i care about melie
39:43so what
39:45you think
39:46you know what she wants
39:49i think
39:49you're telling me
39:51you're ready to settle down
39:52get married
39:53have a couple kids
39:56you're 26
39:59you're the kid
40:04i'll make her happy
40:06okay
40:08that's more than you can say right now
40:10all that other shit does not matter
40:12it does matter
40:12it matters to her
40:14you know that
40:16you have no idea
40:18what to do with a woman like that bro
40:21you're out of your depth
40:27i can't
40:29i'm not walking away
40:31you have to
40:33before you disappoint her
41:02hi
41:17last night was
41:19it was great
41:26but
41:28but
41:32i want to do right
41:34by you
41:38i just want to see you happy
41:40melie
41:43okay you
41:46you deserve everything but
41:51i don't know if i can give you
41:52that
41:57no i know
41:59it's okay roman
42:00i wasn't expecting anything from you
42:05no
42:08no it's just to
42:09get it out of our systems
42:10right
42:18right
42:30okay
42:30okay
42:31well now that we got that cleared up
42:34i should go
42:52hey brent
42:54do you want to come over tonight
42:55and have a drink
43:15i'm glad you called
43:16me too
43:19so
43:19my folks are going to be in town next weekend
43:22and
43:23thought we could all go grab dinner
43:28you want me to meet your family
43:32isn't it a little early for that
43:34well when you know you know
43:37i mean i i told you melie
43:39i'm ready to settle down
43:41yeah it's just
43:42we're still
43:43getting to know each other
43:47seriously
43:50what the hell is this at
43:54are you still hung up on roman
43:58he dumped you
44:00how do you know that
44:06because i told him to
44:11what
44:12i told him to back off
44:14he's not what you want
44:15he's not what you need melie
44:16you need a man
44:18i was trying to do what was best for you
44:20that's not for you to decide
44:21only i know what's best for me
44:23not you
44:24not my mom
44:25me
44:28you know what
44:29i'm done with you
44:31both
44:32of you
44:33i am so better off being alone
44:35than being with a couple of boys
44:37calm down
44:38no i want you to leave
44:39can we at least talk about this
44:40go
44:41no i want you to leave
45:11all good boss
45:13yep
45:23this have anything to do with
45:24melie going out with bren again
45:29no
45:32she likes you
45:33you like her
45:34this isn't that hard
45:35so why don't you just man up
45:37and tell her how you really feel
45:38because it's not that easy
45:40okay all right
45:40doesn't matter
45:47she deserves better than me anyways
45:51she deserves everything
45:52and you think brent's gonna give that to her
45:58no
46:00okay so
46:01why don't you
46:05i just don't want to disappoint her
46:07you know
46:08then don't
46:10that's up to you
46:17hey
46:19think you can do me a favor
46:28hello
46:30isaac
46:32you can't just promise free after our margs
46:35and then ditch
46:37i wore a whole outfit
46:38isaac's not here
46:44i told him to call you so we could talk
46:47you know i think i'm done with the whole dating lessons thing
46:50i don't really need a dating coach when i'm done dating
46:52done
46:54why
46:54because
46:56i got everything that i thought i wanted and it still wasn't enough
46:59i want commitment and fireworks
47:02i want emotional maturity
47:04and the best sex of my life
47:08maybe i'm greedy but
47:09i want the whole damn package
47:11okay
47:14millie
47:15i'm the whole package
47:18okay
47:21i just want you to give me a chance to prove that to you
47:24funny
47:25you know the thing i just said about emotional maturity
47:28it doesn't include dick jokes
47:30okay that is not what i meant
47:33it's just the thought of you getting me out of your system
47:35and finding you forever with somebody else
47:40you stole my heart
47:41millie
47:44i'm not letting you run away with it
47:53i want to be your man
47:55the man you deserve
48:01i promise to never leave you
48:07i promise to never hurt you
48:13even when you're old and gray
48:16which
48:17if i'm being honest isn't that far in the future
48:21i want to be your man
48:26do you really mean it
48:28you want commitment relationship the whole thing
48:35you know i realized commitment wasn't my problem
48:40i just hadn't found my person
48:44so
48:46what do you say
48:49we gotta do
48:52can i be your man
48:57going once
49:00and going twice
49:03sold
49:04sold
49:28now all of a sudden you want to go slow
49:34let me just savor in the moment
49:40don't worry
49:41we got more than enough time
49:44no
49:46no
49:46no
49:46no
49:47no
49:47no
49:49no
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