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How to Tame a Silver Fox English Dub Short Series
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00:00:03Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:22Please pick up.
00:00:26Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:33Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What? Me?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:55You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:17Wow.
00:01:20What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:28It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You get away from me, creep.
00:01:33Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:39Let's see what else he can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:52Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:02Ah! Ah!
00:02:04Ah!
00:02:12You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go!
00:02:32I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:36five Christmases?
00:02:39He's tougher than I've learned.
00:02:44Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:53wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:58Wipe it then.
00:03:20There's no rain up there.
00:03:23Rain, sorry.
00:03:27So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:03:31Thought you'd be...
00:03:32busy running your nightclub or...
00:03:35eating up...
00:03:36sleazebags, not...
00:03:37picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:44Come to think of it...
00:03:46I actually...
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:49I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:01No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:07You're not that much older than me.
00:04:10Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later
00:04:12and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise
00:04:14nobody will want to be friends with me
00:04:15and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:17and nobody...
00:04:20If I take you,
00:04:22will you shut up?
00:04:24Yes.
00:04:32I'll be quick.
00:04:43You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:47It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:52Yeah.
00:04:53Why didn't you say something?
00:04:55I just did.
00:04:56You...
00:04:57freaking creep!
00:04:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:28When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:33I was not checking you out.
00:05:34That was a yawn.
00:05:36Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:37It's past your bedtime.
00:05:41Stop calling me kid.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:57You might actually make friends tonight Harper.
00:06:06This is a small kickback.
00:06:08Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:11Does your dad know about that?
00:06:14Well...
00:06:14Maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:17I would give a shit what he thinks, but...
00:06:19he doesn't live here.
00:06:20And neither do you.
00:06:21about that.
00:06:22Yeah, about that.
00:06:23I live here now.
00:06:24He put me in charge.
00:06:26And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:27Wait, Chris.
00:06:28No, please.
00:06:32This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:42You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:46I don't have another choice.
00:06:48I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:51and this is my last year of college,
00:06:52and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:59Have your kickback.
00:07:00Or not.
00:07:01Either way, I have to stay here
00:07:03until your dad gets back.
00:07:06I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:12Who is that?
00:07:15No.
00:07:20I'm going to kill you?
00:07:21Count your days, slut?
00:07:23It's not a big deal.
00:07:24I can explain.
00:07:26This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:27Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:29this sick fuck.
00:07:30You guys were spying on me?
00:07:32Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:35That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:37It's either me living here,
00:07:39or three bodyguards.
00:07:40Your choice.
00:07:49You are not living here.
00:07:51I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:53I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:01You better not show your face in there.
00:08:02I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:12God damn it.
00:08:14Promised Mark.
00:08:15Word of your Fe 불�
00:08:23Word of the ì œê°€
00:08:25Who's this bup Grandpa?
00:08:28Grandpa?
00:08:29He's hotter than you, my angel.
00:08:32Huh?
00:08:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run briefed life.
00:08:43I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:45Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:48And rich dad means...
00:08:50Fancy alcohol!
00:08:57Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and, and, and Becca too.
00:09:01I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:04Duh, I didn't miss it.
00:09:08It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:10Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:17Thanks, Heather.
00:09:18Oh, it's Har- it's Harper?
00:09:21Enjoy the party!
00:09:26I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:32Where's Harper?
00:09:34Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:38Hang out with me.
00:09:41I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:45I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I don't like talking.
00:09:50Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:52Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:55Talk or...
00:09:57No talk.
00:09:58You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:02For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:04Sorry, ladies.
00:10:06I don't like my women.
00:10:08Desperate.
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:16Huh?
00:10:18He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:20I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage
00:10:25us.
00:10:35Oh, Harper!
00:10:37Hey!
00:10:38Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:41Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:45Ew!
00:10:45Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:48You're like...
00:10:49Your school royalty.
00:10:51Thanks.
00:10:52You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:57We're...
00:10:58We're friends?
00:10:59Of course!
00:11:01I have to pee.
00:11:04Wait for me?
00:11:05Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:06I was just waving right outside my own room.
00:11:17What dirt can I find?
00:11:27Oh!
00:11:28This is...
00:11:30Gold!
00:11:32Harper.
00:11:33You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:39Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:56I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:19Attention, everybody!
00:12:21Hello!
00:12:22You all seem a little bored.
00:12:25So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:30A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:35Let's see.
00:12:38Dear diary,
00:12:39Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:42Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:46Aw, Harper.
00:12:48Daddy issues much?
00:12:54No!
00:12:55I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:04That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:13:07And honestly...
00:13:09If he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:19Parker, that is so nasty!
00:13:21No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:23Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:26Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:35Let's pull her down.
00:13:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:55Fuck this.
00:14:19You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:34Come to her partner.
00:14:36You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:39It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:42The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:47Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:51I wish that's enough.
00:14:53Let her go.
00:14:56Yeah, one last...
00:15:02What the hell is wrong with you?!
00:15:04You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:06You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:07Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:09Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:12If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:19But we're literally just girls!
00:15:21I don't give a fuck!
00:15:23Everyone out!
00:15:24The fuck out!
00:15:32What the hell was that?!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:52What the hell was that?
00:15:53She hurt you.
00:15:54Chris, I'm fine.
00:15:56Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:04You're crying.
00:16:06Why are you crying?
00:16:07I won't understand.
00:16:09Those aren't your friends, kid!
00:16:11They just tried to hurt you!
00:16:13I don't need you to fight my battles for me!
00:16:17Stupid!
00:16:17I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:20You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:21I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:16:22And she's the queen of ours-
00:16:24I said stop!
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:30I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:32We'll find you another school.
00:16:34I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:35Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:39Just because you run some sort of shady business-
00:16:41I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:46I told you...
00:16:48To stop calling me that.
00:16:52And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:16:56Oh yeah?
00:16:59If I'm such a kid?
00:17:02What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:09Sorry kid.
00:17:10That's my gun.
00:17:12You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:16You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:18No.
00:17:32Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:38There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins.
00:17:41I swear.
00:17:42I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49Oh!
00:17:52God.
00:17:59What?
00:18:06What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:12No.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:17It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:18He's gonna be back in every second.
00:18:28You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:33I don't wanna...
00:18:34I don't wanna play.
00:18:36What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:38Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:40You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:44I...
00:18:45I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:51Uncuff me.
00:18:55What are your manners?
00:18:58Say please.
00:19:03I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:07Give me the key.
00:19:15You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:18Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:21Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:27Rule number one.
00:19:30There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:34You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:37So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:41you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:43I can take care of myself.
00:19:45Rule number two.
00:19:46No talking back.
00:19:49I am the last guy you wanna piss off.
00:19:58Rule number three.
00:20:01Don't start any games.
00:20:04You're not ready to play.
00:20:21So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:26My plans are none of your concern.
00:20:29Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:34we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:37You can have your privacy.
00:20:40Until sunset.
00:20:42What does that mean?
00:20:47You have curfew.
00:20:49Ah!
00:21:09How's my daughter?
00:21:11Um, hot.
00:21:13What was that?
00:21:15Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:17Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:19That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:21Is she back from class?
00:21:22She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:25Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:28She's fine, Mark.
00:21:29Good.
00:21:30You're my best friend.
00:21:31You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:40You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49Give me some time, stay on my drive.
00:21:54Open my heart.
00:21:57I know you're saying.
00:22:00It's a good way.
00:22:02Open my heart.
00:22:17You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:21Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble
00:22:23when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me.
00:22:38We're filming.
00:22:39Filming?
00:22:41Filming what?
00:22:42Some real hot stuff.
00:22:43Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:45Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:47I'm looking for Harper Reels.
00:22:48It says her location is here.
00:22:50So step aside before I make you.
00:22:54Nope.
00:22:55Harper is my best friend.
00:22:56And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:22:58Hey, wait!
00:22:59Wait!
00:22:59Wait!
00:23:00Wait!
00:23:07He looks so sexy.
00:23:09Keep going.
00:23:10Harper?
00:23:18You shouldn't be here.
00:23:20You shouldn't be here.
00:23:22I tried to stop him.
00:23:25Hey!
00:23:27No, Harper.
00:23:28You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:30What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:31It's for a class project.
00:23:33Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:35Class my ass.
00:23:36Is that what you want to do?
00:23:37You told her to get her here?
00:23:38I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:40Chris, stop!
00:23:41Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:42Then the camera's next.
00:23:44Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:45Not the camera.
00:23:45Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:46You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:50That is enough!
00:24:05These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:08Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:10Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:11No one's going to see these.
00:24:13Deleting them.
00:24:14What?
00:24:15That is art!
00:24:17Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:20creeps a lap dance.
00:24:24See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:30Your choice.
00:24:34Camera it is.
00:24:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:40You asshole!
00:24:41If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:46your throat.
00:24:48You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:50What the fuck is your problem?
00:24:57We're leaving.
00:24:59Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:11I did it for your own good.
00:25:13You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:16You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:21You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:24Like a piece of meat.
00:25:27My classmate?
00:25:28It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:33Jealous?
00:25:35Jealous?
00:25:40You're cute, Harper.
00:25:41I'll give you that.
00:25:43And those...
00:25:44Things you do, they're cute, too.
00:25:48You know what's not cute?
00:25:51Me jealous.
00:25:53Now, you were right.
00:25:54I'm in some shady business.
00:25:55And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:58But you better not test me.
00:26:00Or I'll break you.
00:26:04I'm in more than one way, Harper.
00:26:10Well, guess what?
00:26:12You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:17Just admit that you want me.
00:26:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:29There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:33What's your seatbelt on?
00:26:35You know what, Chris?
00:26:36You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:38Fine.
00:26:39But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:41Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:47So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:50No.
00:26:52Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:54Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:26:56Ew!
00:26:58That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:00He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:03And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:06I don't know.
00:27:07But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:11Um, wait.
00:27:12Wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:17Think about it.
00:27:19What?
00:27:21We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:24The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:26So that's step one.
00:27:27Hmm.
00:27:28You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:31He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:33Yeah, right.
00:27:34Jealous of me?
00:27:35I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:37He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:43Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:45Jealous over you.
00:27:46It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:50So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:27:55Until he snaps.
00:27:56And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:00And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:07Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:09Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:12Because I get what I want.
00:28:14Mm-hmm.
00:28:25Sexy outfit.
00:28:26Check.
00:28:28Popcorn.
00:28:29Check.
00:28:30A notebook.
00:28:31The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:33Check.
00:28:44What do you want?
00:28:46You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:48Um, popcorn?
00:28:50Harper, you idiot.
00:28:52Seduce him.
00:28:53I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:28:59But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:06I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:08Your pulse is racing.
00:29:10What's going on?
00:29:12Oh.
00:29:14Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:15Uh-uh.
00:29:17No, I just...
00:29:19I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's...
00:29:35Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:44Oh, what about your date?
00:29:45Oh, what about your date?
00:29:53Jane.
00:29:55Please, Jane.
00:29:57Jane, Jane.
00:30:05How are you not crying?
00:30:06This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:09Because it's not real.
00:30:11This is ridiculous.
00:30:13No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:17It's true love.
00:30:20There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:22Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:26Or...
00:30:29Maybe...
00:30:31You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:35And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:44What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:50What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55Now, come on.
00:30:56Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:04Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:06I'm not a toy.
00:31:06I'll ruin you.
00:31:07Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:11As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:18It's not a lie.
00:31:19You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:22And I'm too much for you, kiddo.
00:31:24You can't handle me.
00:31:27Try me.
00:31:32I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:34I don't kiss.
00:31:36And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:40Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43I don't think you are.
00:31:47What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:50I don't know what you are.
00:31:52And you can go into my life as well if they never loved you.
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:20Not be seduced by him.
00:32:24I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:28I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:31You're late, big daddy.
00:32:34But you sound pissed.
00:32:36So I'll wait.
00:32:39You want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:41Not tonight.
00:32:43Busy.
00:32:44Busy?
00:32:47Never for me, you're not.
00:32:49When the hell could you possibly be?
00:32:53Are you with another woman?
00:32:54Woman?
00:32:55No.
00:32:58Not a woman.
00:33:01Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:11Not this guy.
00:33:13Who's my number?
00:33:22Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:26Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:46She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:48Good.
00:33:51Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Just stay.
00:34:08Damn it, Harper.
00:34:51you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your
00:34:54hand inside my pants oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept
00:35:03with my dad's
00:35:03best friend his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going
00:35:11to keep your hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you
00:35:24can't handle a night with me angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't
00:35:29know that let's just say you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that that's morning wood
00:35:39sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis you're just some guy who works
00:35:47with my dad and can't take a hint is that what you tell all the guys to get them to
00:35:53sleep with you
00:35:56is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:05what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:12i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:40what's up
00:36:40what's up
00:36:41you're gonna go for a walk
00:36:46i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:48i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:51So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to
00:36:56do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:29I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:38I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:43Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:49That's not.
00:37:56No underwear?
00:38:03That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:07What are you gonna do?
00:38:11Punish.
00:38:26You don't know me?
00:38:32I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back. Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:40I'd say do your worst.
00:38:42I'd say do your worst.
00:38:47Mom.
00:38:57I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:39:01What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:06You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:12But, but what about-
00:39:13There's no buts.
00:39:17Can't let this happen again.
00:39:34You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:44That was part of the plan.
00:39:46I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:39:50Was it big?
00:39:53So big.
00:39:56Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:39:59It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:03Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:06Like BDSM?
00:40:07The whole nine yards.
00:40:09Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:12My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:14Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:17Wait, do you think he's gonna show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:21Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:25Crap. What if he is coming?
00:40:26Well, then you're gonna have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:46Stop messing with that.
00:40:47You're gonna flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:50You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:53How else are you gonna woo your man?
00:40:55He's not my man.
00:41:01I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:03Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:07You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:10Harps?
00:41:11Huh?
00:41:15What do you want, Brian?
00:41:19Just five minutes.
00:41:24Fine.
00:41:25But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:26It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:45Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:55I want to get back together.
00:41:57You cheated on me.
00:41:59I deserve better, Brian, and it's not gonna be from you.
00:42:02But that was months ago. Huh?
00:42:05Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:07This isn't about payback.
00:42:10I've moved on, and you should too.
00:42:15What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:17Hmm?
00:42:18Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:20You slut!
00:42:21Get off of me!
00:42:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:24Get off of me!
00:42:25Let me see them.
00:42:26Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:28Show me. Show me!
00:42:30Let go of me!
00:42:32There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:34I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:37A drink?
00:42:38I don't have time for this.
00:42:39You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:43That's not happening. Ever.
00:42:46Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:49Me?
00:42:50We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:42:53Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:42:56It's not a threat.
00:42:57It's a fact.
00:43:03You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:05But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:07I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:09that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:15Help me!
00:43:17Help!
00:43:18Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:21Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:23Good girl.
00:43:26You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:28I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:30That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:33And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:36and you just made me rip it, asshole.
00:43:40You okay?
00:43:44Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:46She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:47Wait.
00:43:57Stop it!
00:43:59You're gonna kill him.
00:44:00Good.
00:44:00He's not worth it.
00:44:02Let's go.
00:44:05If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:08I'll finish the job.
00:44:10I promise.
00:44:12Let's go.
00:44:31Fuck.
00:44:34Chris Yun must kill them.
00:44:37Should we call 911?
00:44:39Seriously, Harper?
00:44:41He tried to hurt you.
00:44:42You still care about him?
00:44:43I handled myself just fine.
00:44:45And if I wasn't there to save your ass,
00:44:46what would have happened?
00:45:04You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:14You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:16You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:17That Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:19Hm.
00:45:21Let's see who you are.
00:45:35Do we have to do this?
00:45:37What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:40Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:44Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:46So yes.
00:45:47We have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:07Breathe.
00:46:09You can do this.
00:46:11Breathe.
00:46:25You can do this.
00:46:38I'm right here.
00:46:40Don't focus on the water.
00:46:41Just look at me.
00:46:48It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:04It's okay.
00:47:04I got you.
00:47:05It's okay.
00:47:07It's okay.
00:47:12You're fine.
00:47:14You're fine, Harper.
00:47:21Just breathe.
00:47:22Just keep breathing.
00:47:26How are you feeling?
00:47:34Fine.
00:47:36Just insanely distracted.
00:47:39Ready for the next step?
00:47:46I don't know if I'm ready.
00:47:49I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:47:54I thought you didn't make those.
00:47:57What?
00:48:00Oh, my God.
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:03You're talking about swimming.
00:48:06You're talking about swimming.
00:48:10What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:14I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:16No, my God.
00:48:17No, my God.
00:48:38No, my God.
00:48:38No, my God.
00:48:39No, my God.
00:48:40No, my God.
00:48:40No, my God.
00:48:41my God. A man.
00:48:48What happened?
00:48:49What happened?
00:48:50What happened?
00:48:50You blacked out.
00:48:52You're OK.
00:48:53You're OK.
00:48:54I'm sorry.
00:48:56I'm sorry.
00:48:57For what?
00:49:00You did amazing.
00:49:03You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:05I can't do this.
00:49:09It's OK.
00:49:11We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:13Just kiss me.
00:49:17Your dad won't like this.
00:49:19Don't think about him.
00:49:20If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:24If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:26I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:29I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:32Just say you don't want me.
00:49:43Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:47I want you.
00:49:50And I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:51You're going to get hurt.
00:49:58You're going to like me.
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:09What are you doing?
00:50:10We need to talk about this first.
00:50:12Inside.
00:50:12With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:14Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:16I'm not a tease.
00:50:17I just care about you.
00:50:19So you are a grandpa.
00:50:22Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:27Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:29No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:35I'm going to shower.
00:50:45Harper.
00:50:47What are you doing?
00:50:56Harper.
00:51:01What are you doing?
00:51:04What are you doing in my house?
00:51:07Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:11I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:15I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:19And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:21He might be sexy.
00:51:23But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:27Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:32Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:36Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:40You've been tracking him?
00:51:42What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:43The same kind he is.
00:51:46Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:51:54Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:00I'm surprised.
00:52:03Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:06Just all around...
00:52:09Not intense enough for him.
00:52:11Not intense enough?
00:52:15Yeah, well...
00:52:16Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:18Oh.
00:52:21Oh, please.
00:52:22Don't make me laugh.
00:52:23I mean, look at you.
00:52:24You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:30You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:31Don't call me that.
00:52:36You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:39He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:42Handcuff you.
00:52:42So you can't run.
00:52:44Choke you out.
00:52:46None of that.
00:52:47Kissing.
00:52:48Pillow talk.
00:52:50Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:52:57He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:52:59He actually lives here with me.
00:53:02Mom, you're gonna scare me.
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:12Help!
00:53:13Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:19Help!
00:53:20Help!
00:53:20Help!
00:53:20I can't swim!
00:53:23Help!
00:53:31Help!
00:53:40I can't swim!
00:53:43Help!
00:53:45Help!
00:53:45Help!
00:53:45Help!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:50Help!
00:53:53Help!
00:53:55Help!
00:53:58Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:10Help!
00:54:12Help!
00:54:27Harper, no, come on!
00:54:39Harper!
00:54:40Harper!
00:54:40I know.
00:54:42Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54:43It's okay, I got you. You're safe.
00:54:47I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:49I thought I was gonna die.
00:54:51You're okay, just breathe.
00:54:52Just breathe.
00:54:54You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:54:57Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:54:59I mean, I know she can homewreck,
00:55:00but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:03Homewreck?
00:55:06Harper could never homewreck Espelada.
00:55:09She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:14I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:55:16You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:20She could never homewreck us,
00:55:22because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:28Joke me.
00:55:29Harder.
00:55:31I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:36I don't love you,
00:55:37and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:41How was I supposed to know
00:55:43that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:55:46She's fine.
00:55:47Stop overreacting, baby.
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:55:59Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad,
00:56:01asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:04and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:08You're going to tell, dear old dad,
00:56:11that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:13is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:16Do you got that?
00:56:17Are you threatening me?
00:56:19No.
00:56:20I'm telling you.
00:56:22Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:27Get out of here.
00:56:28Wait.
00:56:30Please.
00:56:31Don't.
00:56:31I'll do anything.
00:56:32Please.
00:56:33What are you doing?
00:56:46Chris, no!
00:56:48Wait!
00:56:49Wait!
00:57:09I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:13But she will not bother you again.
00:57:16I swear.
00:57:18Don't worry about it.
00:57:22I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:29I never dated her.
00:57:31We weren't a thing.
00:57:34Not according to her.
00:57:42Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:57:49She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:00She said that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:11satisfy you in bed.
00:58:18That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:28Is that true?
00:58:32That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:36But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:46When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
00:58:53And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:01What did you regret?
00:59:03Not doing this sooner.
00:59:06Made in the sky.
00:59:07For real, she was too late.
00:59:08Whatever you�� could expect.
00:59:27It's pure terrible.
00:59:27It's just life.
00:59:28I'm ready to bang in a field of beautiful circle.
00:59:29You drive a beautiful circle.
00:59:29I see a little girl in the house, youначала and I'm trying a thing.
00:59:30And due to the living room, 사용 your «caroad», you get out of the cheese's
00:59:33You're feeling a good girl.
00:59:34I'm losing her.
00:59:34I ruined the mirror.
00:59:35What the hell am I doing?
00:59:37Why did you stop again?
00:59:40You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:42Your dad is going to kill me.
00:59:44I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
00:59:49This isn't about Mark.
00:59:51It's about you and me.
00:59:52So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
00:59:58I'm too dangerous.
01:00:02So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:09It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:11There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:14Yeah.
01:00:16It's because you're a coward.
01:00:18You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:20Just admit it.
01:00:21You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:23Just be a man and own it.
01:00:25Not you.
01:00:25Don't!
01:00:27You're a psycho.
01:00:36I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:45Morning.
01:00:48Bagel?
01:00:49I'm not hungry.
01:00:53You need to eat.
01:01:02No.
01:01:03What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:14Are we even now?
01:01:17You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:21What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:22I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:25You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:39Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:01:42Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:01:50I'm going to make this up to you.
01:01:53Promise.
01:02:01Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:03Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:07Nope.
01:02:09And he's never going to.
01:02:11Huh?
01:02:12I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:15Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:18Oh, hey.
01:02:20Hey.
01:02:21Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:23Okay?
01:02:23You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:27And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:29Stop moping.
01:02:31Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:33Okay?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37Hey.
01:02:49How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:02:52Like a million hours?
01:02:53Who the fuck cares?
01:02:56We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:01Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:24I think I hear them coming.
01:03:26Let's go.
01:03:27One last touch.
01:03:37Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:03:41Harper.
01:03:46Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:03:49Huh?
01:03:50What?
01:03:52No, no, no, no.
01:03:54My final project.
01:03:57How am I going to graduate?
01:03:58Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:04Harper.
01:04:07Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:10Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:12Shh.
01:04:15Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:18Shh.
01:04:18Don't say that.
01:04:20It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:29Did you do this?
01:04:33Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:38We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:40You're not going to get away with this.
01:04:41Guess what?
01:04:42You have no proof.
01:04:45Good luck with that, losers.
01:04:48That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:04:51Harper.
01:04:53There's the student I've been looking for.
01:04:55Professor, I can explain.
01:04:59Harper?
01:05:02Is this your work?
01:05:04It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:07We have to fail Harper.
01:05:09It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:12Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:16In fact,
01:05:18a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:20Wait, what?
01:05:21Who would buy this crap?
01:05:23I would.
01:05:35Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:38I would.
01:05:41It's you.
01:05:43You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:05:47Christina, don't be rude.
01:05:49Don't you know who this is?
01:05:51Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:05:54There's no way.
01:05:56That's okay, Professor.
01:05:57Not everyone has taste.
01:06:01How much for this painting?
01:06:02Oh, no.
01:06:03Our starting price is $18.
01:06:10Done.
01:06:12Wait, $1,800?
01:06:15Do you even study at this school or not?
01:06:17We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:21You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:33Here's two mil.
01:06:34What?
01:06:35Take the rest and buy art supplies.
01:06:37Whatever it is you need to get for Harper's sake.
01:06:40Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:06:43Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:06:46Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:49Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:52Language, Miss Hawks.
01:06:54Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:06:56Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:00My father still runs this university.
01:07:04Money runs this university.
01:07:06And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:11for disciplinary action.
01:07:14You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:07:17You can't, please.
01:07:19Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:22No, wait, Professor!
01:07:23Not so fast.
01:07:25What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:29No!
01:07:30No!
01:07:31No!
01:07:38I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:07:41Good luck proving it was us.
01:07:44Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:07:50I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:07:53Those dresses, though.
01:07:55Wait, what?
01:07:56Huh?
01:08:00I...
01:08:06I...
01:08:07This dress!
01:08:09This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:11You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:14What was it that you two said?
01:08:16Oh, right.
01:08:18Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:20Oh!
01:08:21Oh!
01:08:23Oh!
01:08:23Flo wants you two in his office now!
01:08:25You're being suspended!
01:08:27Let's go!
01:08:28Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:29They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:32Let's go!
01:08:33Oh!
01:08:34Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:36I'll see you later.
01:08:41Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:08:43Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:08:45That's $18,000!
01:08:47Seriously?
01:08:50I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:08:56What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:02He, um, I mean, I, I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you
01:09:14how much I want you.
01:09:16I don't know what you're going to do, but I would do the best thing I'd love my self-taught.
01:09:32I want you, Harper.
01:09:33I want to do things to you.
01:09:38Bad things.
01:09:42But only if you want me to.
01:09:45I do.
01:09:58Why'd we stop?
01:10:00We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:03I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer, because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:12And I'll wait for you.
01:10:15Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:23Harper!
01:10:24Harper!
01:10:26Low, earth to Harper!
01:10:28You need to look at this!
01:10:30Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:31I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:36Ew!
01:10:37No!
01:10:37No, that's what I need to tell you about. Harper, look.
01:10:42Wait, so you mean the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:46Harper, he's dangerous.
01:10:48You need to move out now, you can't keep living with him.
01:10:51I need to talk to him, okay?
01:10:53Harper!
01:11:03Taxi? For Harper?
01:11:07Hey, hey, let go of me, stop it!
01:11:20Please, please let me go.
01:11:22If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:33Ryan, why are you doing this? We broke up.
01:11:37Harper, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:11:40You psycho! He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:11:45He humiliated me!
01:11:47But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:11:51He has some dangerous enemies, ain't that right, fellas?
01:11:57Once he arrives to save his little princess.
01:12:02Well, we don't need to get into the more details, do we?
01:12:04No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:12:12No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:29A trap?
01:12:31What the hell?
01:12:49not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:12:54I hope you don't mind
01:12:55I wanted our first time to be special
01:12:58Harper
01:12:59before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:01you should probably know where she is
01:13:03first
01:13:08okay crap I can explain
01:13:10you're gonna explain
01:13:12but first
01:13:15you know my daughter better than I do
01:13:17is that text a prank
01:13:21Harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:22okay
01:13:25do we have some fun with you
01:13:27after we kill
01:13:28mother Graham
01:13:31should we make him watch
01:13:36oh
01:13:37looks like he's here
01:13:40are you ready to see
01:13:43your boyfriend die Harper
01:13:45huh
01:13:47get ready boys
01:14:02I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:10that's what happens Chris
01:14:11when you mess around with my shit
01:14:30what's the matter tough guy
01:14:31what
01:14:32can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:41let me go
01:14:41I already told you once
01:14:44you should have listened to me then
01:14:49I'm going to kill you
01:14:50you goddamn bitch
01:15:09are you okay
01:15:11did he hurt you
01:15:13Chris
01:15:14I put you in
01:15:16in danger
01:15:16you should run far away from me
01:15:18in my package
01:15:19when it comes to you Harper
01:15:21I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:29would someone
01:15:31like to tell me
01:15:32what the fuck is going on
01:15:37oh my god dad what the hell
01:15:39it's okay
01:15:40I'll handle it
01:15:41I want to hear it from my daughter
01:15:42why are you making out with my best friend Harper
01:15:45I want an answer now before I
01:15:47before I kill him
01:15:48no dad
01:15:48look
01:15:50I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:15:53but
01:15:55deep down
01:15:56I know that
01:15:59you just want me to be safe
01:16:04Chris makes me feel safe
01:16:07please don't be mad
01:16:10you're wrong about that
01:16:13it's not deep down
01:16:14it is the most important thing to me
01:16:17your happiness
01:16:21if that means being with Chris
01:16:23then he better not screw this up
01:16:26or I will make him regret it
01:16:29I believe you
01:16:32you keep her safe
01:16:36with my goddamn life
01:16:53do you remember my instructions
01:16:56yes
01:17:01yes
01:17:09daddy
01:17:12say it
01:17:14yes daddy
01:17:21I want you to beg for it
01:17:23I want you
01:17:27to fuck me
01:17:29stop teasing
01:17:42I want you now
01:17:43I want you now
01:17:43what you looking for
01:17:45you might find what you looking for
01:17:48you might find what you looking for
01:17:50say it
01:17:51or I'll punish you
01:17:54or I'll punish you
01:18:05don't stop daddy
01:18:24are you sure about that
01:18:41you have two choices
01:18:42Mr. Collins
01:18:45you can either
01:18:46uncuff me
01:18:48or fuck me
01:19:04you know I'm dangerous
01:19:08or at your mind
01:19:12do your worst daddy
01:19:35once I started
01:19:36not stopping
01:19:37I thought
01:19:42you only fucked girls
01:19:44from behind
01:19:48you're different
01:20:05ready for round five
01:20:07stop it
01:20:08I'm sore
01:20:09now let me out
01:20:10so I can go pee
01:20:13what if I don't
01:20:17what is that
01:20:18crap
01:20:19it's my dad
01:20:21honey you home
01:20:21dad I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:23stop
01:20:24I told you I was busy
01:20:30this
01:20:31is my home
01:20:33Harper reads
01:20:33if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:20:35you need to move out
01:20:36okay I will
01:20:38can you get out
01:20:52I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris can I please just open my eyes
01:20:57no please keep them covered
01:21:00I want to give a speech
01:21:01and I can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:03I get nervous when I open up
01:21:06you literally carry around a gun
01:21:08but whatever
01:21:10just get on with it
01:21:13what I do for a living
01:21:16the not so legal part
01:21:19it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:25and for me to be
01:21:27vulnerable
01:21:29yeah
01:21:30but I knew
01:21:31when I was in charge of keeping you safe
01:21:33I was doomed
01:21:36you're like a magnet Harper
01:21:37and I want to be around you
01:21:41forever
01:21:51so you're moving into the Empire State Building
01:21:56I'm moving you in there
01:21:59as a graduation present
01:22:02and also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:10only if you want to
01:22:13either way
01:22:14the apartment's yours
01:22:16are you serious?
01:22:19what's wrong?
01:22:20it's a tacky
01:22:22I liked it
01:22:23I thought
01:22:24deal
01:22:29but on one condition boyfriend
01:22:32which is?
01:22:34you have to move in there with me
01:22:35deal
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