00:00I don't really like snakes.
00:02I don't like them either.
00:03Please, Mr. Dundee.
00:05I'm not really Crocodile Dundee, you know.
00:07It's the character I play in the movies.
00:09He'll have that thing on the barbecue tonight.
00:13Oops.
00:14I have news.
00:15The Queen of England wants to bestow you with a knighthood.
00:19What for?
00:19You hit the most successful independent film in history.
00:23I'm just gonna say one word, hoax.
00:25I was nominated for an Academy Award once.
00:28Couldn't have been acting.
00:29No offense.
00:30A legend returns.
00:32Paul Hogan.
00:32Paul Hogan.
00:33Paul Hogan!
00:34I love him.
00:35She loves you.
00:36I thought Paul Hogan was already dead.
00:38Dead?
00:39And he's out to prove.
00:41We asked where the man from Down Under has been hiding.
00:44You have a knife, but mine's bigger.
00:45That's not the line.
00:47Yes, it is.
00:47That's not the line.
00:48I've been doing this for 20 years.
00:49I think I'd know.
00:50His legacy is more than a crock.
00:53I told the studio we'd take a meeting.
00:55We want to introduce your son, a Dundee Jr.
00:57We have just the actor.
00:58Will Smith.
01:00We know what you're thinking.
01:02Yeah.
01:03He's too old.
01:04No, that's not what I'm thinking.
01:05Grandpa, are you getting a knighthood?
01:07Yeah, maybe.
01:08You just try and behave.
01:09Come on, boys!
01:10Come on, boys!
01:10Come on, boys!
01:12Crocodile Dundee star Paul Hogan tried to strangle a child today.
01:15Dad, you know no one thinks this stuff, right?
01:17Put me on one of them tonight shows.
01:19Wow!
01:20Oh!
01:21Oh, Livy!
01:21I'm doing this charity thingy at my neighbor's school.
01:24I need a favor.
01:25You better shape up.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Cause I need a man.
01:29What the hell is this?
01:31And my heart is set on you.
01:33Get off the damn stage!
01:39Oh, you're going to hell now, buddy.
01:41Paul Hogan, Jacob E. Lordi, Chevy Chase, Olivia Newton-John, and John Cleese.
01:47John Cleese?
01:47I don't have my driver's license.
01:49The teacher's telling me you left it at home!
01:51No, I don't have a driving license.
02:01You, um, threw a deadly snake at a fifth grade teacher, attempted to beat up two children,
02:06and knocked out a man.
02:07What am I forgetting here?
02:09The very excellent Mr. Dundee.
02:12I don't mean to be nosy, John, but, uh, what happened after all your success?
02:15Well, you know, uh, alimony, parties, drugs, gambling, prostitutes.
02:21No, no, I'm being silly.
02:23I never gamble.
02:23All right, all right.
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