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Off Campus Episode 2 🧡🍏 🔥
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're gonna have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're gonna have to take that again.
01:03Okay, no, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07All right, if we're gonna be fake dating,
01:09there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we gonna do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not gonna work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Well, because we have to make him jealous.
01:20Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kinda.
01:46Trust me, if we're gonna convince Justin,
01:48we gotta convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling,
01:51they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real,
01:54we make it onto Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it onto Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it,
01:58but why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:01They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work,
02:05we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck
02:15and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease
02:29and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship
02:34in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules,
02:39whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship
02:47is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life
02:50will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin
02:53will swoop in
02:54and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:58No, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:02You gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said,
03:14are you gonna be my girl?
03:33How was it, guys?
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Garrett's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed
03:51after like a minute.
03:52USA pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair,
03:55you just stay in one spot.
03:57I'm the one out there.
03:58I'm the one out there.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better
04:00without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules.
04:45No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of one of
05:26our first unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people going to think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and
06:06obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh, wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:57Uh, ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing a backbend.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't.
07:36Like, we're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.
07:56We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not going to be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:11Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:23Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:15We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:58Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important.
11:02Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:22He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh, fuck you.
11:34I told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do got to whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36Just got a point.
14:37And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Practice at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Breyer's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem, so I expect the best of
15:35myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:09Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:14No, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:19Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:08Thanks for time.
17:10Hey, I thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:21All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit I can't explain
17:32any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh,
17:53locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover,
17:58and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up,
18:14you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:34Yeah.
18:36Yeah.
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:07Oh.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:14Practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:18Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Rentis' birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, please.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got these points.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:48Hey, J.
21:49Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Plovers.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55I'm open, I'm open.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Plamidia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let's someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatham tries to get the Plovers the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:13Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, J.
22:15Pass it up.
22:17Take it up, take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Goal!
22:25Goal.
22:27Pops absolutely pounding the Chatham Glovers.
22:31All right, all right.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:37Problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuckimus, fuckimus, fuckimus, fuckimus, fuckimus, fuckimus.
22:49Yeah!
22:53Yay!
22:56I did it, baby.
23:00Hey, let's go.
23:01Set him up.
23:07You're right here.
23:11Come on!
23:15You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Damnony!
23:19Serious.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Damnony!
23:27Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:28Damnony!
23:29Damnony!
23:30Damnony!
23:32Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:34Damnony!
23:36Damnony!
23:36Damnony!
23:38Damnony!
23:40Come on, man!
23:41Moose?
23:42Mavoc?
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:49Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you now.
24:02Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:14Still can't swallow me.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You'll care.
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:38I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-armed practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hockey shots.
25:02Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:23Hockey shots!
25:29Hockey shots!
25:31Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:33Hockey shots!
25:34Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:37Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:41Hockey shots!
25:42Yay!
25:45Yay!
25:47Yay!
25:48Oh, my God!
25:49degrees fast.
26:09not a vampire
26:12what Garrett we all thought he was just a very bad vampire but here you are
26:16looking like Elle Woods and your Peter Pan shadow yeah Peter's around here somewhere
26:24there's just one thing I can't quite figure out Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
26:29dynamic duos not his style even when it is a theme so Garrett's Tudor what's really going on
26:43someone already blocked me in it looks so fun
26:53hey where's your Duncan cup I'm still left in the car okay well without the cup you
26:59don't look like Ben Affleck you just look like some sad guy from Boston so Ben Affleck
27:04babe get the cup so he can dance do we have to yes I mean come on a house like
27:10this a floor like that
27:12dress like mine come on okay I'll find the cup thank you
27:22you know it started with cheatering but I mean have you looked at him I mean he's John's best
27:28friends so not really John my brother John Logan right um I mean objectively
27:35there it's a reasonably attractive looking human being and sparks flu as they do when
27:41people um sorry what what what don't you get any of it really because a guy like
27:48him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me oh my god no you're just different you're not
27:53what I would have expected for Garrett so you guys like dating thing well I mean we're not like
28:04exclusive or anything and she's cool with that yeah man I guess so huh it's just that last week you
28:12didn't even know her name right yeah you know I don't know sometimes people sneak up on you
28:20hmm Jesus do you see anything non-alcoholic it's for Hannah she doesn't drink she said not at parties
28:28huh here uh here try this clothes cans are safer bro thanks probably the hero
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother but he can be kind of a dick sometimes
28:57you know that right yeah but he's also funny and really hard-working kind of nice when he wants
29:05to be hey uh sorry that took so long confining mixtures but I thought maybe I don't know you
29:14know in case you change your mind no pressure though yeah actually thanks
29:32okay that was totally cute my single ass needs another drink bye Jules
29:41good work
29:42good work
29:43good work
29:44good work
30:07And I know that it just can't be this way
30:13Oh, I can't see his weight
30:15And my hands are tight
30:17I could be a type from the zombie bite
30:20Oh, I can't see his weight
30:23But the feeling's right
30:24Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04I can switch to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party creep, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:21Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see me
32:01I see me
32:02I see me all the time
32:02I see me all the time
32:04I see me all the time
32:05I see me all the time
32:06I see me all the time
32:11compressions on the floor
32:19Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:42Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:51Oh my god.
32:54Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:19Where are we?
33:21Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we gotta go.
33:28Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:34Watch the player.
33:35Not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:09You can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59It's funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay.
35:23You're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:40Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:24Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:44There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:56getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01chugging protein shakes and lifting weights, missing birthday parties, because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake, whenever I made a mistake, why do you still do it?
37:29I guess I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream, and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48It seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:10And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my god, no, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:08They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:31I got to tell you something.
39:34The other night, at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.
39:42And then I heard someone singing.
39:47Elton John.
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:57I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but you were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:14Free.
40:19You centered me.
40:27You centered me.
40:36Let me see.
40:38Let me see.
40:42We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
41:14Wait, I have just a thing.
41:15I have no, I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I, I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40The lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:15As long as it's still mine.
42:35I mean, there's your answer.
42:38Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just asking for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:44He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:49Whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard of The Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:06Huh.
43:08Wait.
43:24Wait, wait.
43:26You wanna know how to take a healthy life?
43:26Oh my gosh, that looks so much good.
43:27Oh I'll wait.
43:28I can see a round of le teaser.
43:29Well, I don't change my language.
43:29If Mogollast, who's going to be as a knife?
43:31Who is it?
43:32He owns a ninja?
43:35A guy out of law.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54No.
44:55Cool.
44:55Yes.
44:56Yes.
44:57Yes.
44:58Yes.
45:00Yes.
45:11Yes.
45:16Yes.
45:26Yes.
45:32Yes.
45:34Yes.
45:45Yes.
45:47Yes.
46:01Yes.
46:05Yes.
46:15Yes.
46:16Yes.
46:19Yes.
46:29Yes.
46:36Yes.
46:36The holds you too close
46:38For the good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:44Turn me around
46:47Ride up
46:49Side down
46:50Spin me like a bird
46:52And drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far
46:57You're all I want
46:59Spin me like a bird
47:01And drop your finger on me
47:03They push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till I start coming back to you
47:30Turn me around
47:32Ride up
47:33Side down
47:35Spin me like a bird
47:37And drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far
47:41You're all I want
47:44Spin me like a bird
47:46And drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me around
47:50Ride up
47:51Side down
47:53Spin me like a bird
47:55And drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far
47:59You're all I want
48:02Spin me like a bird
48:04And drop your finger on me
48:06They push me in circles
48:08To the edge of the earth
48:28Hard swing
48:30Haven't got no a bird
48:30But…
48:50You're all I want
48:51of the earth You're all
48:53You're
48:54want I want All rightgi
48:54a$
48:54% I
48:55want A
48:56$%
48:57Or
48:57.
49:27.
49:57.
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