00:00Hey, uh, oh my gosh, what happened to you? You're soaking wet.
00:11Oh, yeah, that, uh, that is mine. I, uh, dropped it earlier today in the collage.
00:21You came here to give it back? In this weather?
00:29Oh, right, of course, you were, uh, you were just passing through the area.
00:35Um, why don't you come inside?
00:42Well, um, yeah, I wasn't really asking.
00:46You came all the way out here to return this to me.
00:50I'm not letting you go back just like that.
00:52But, you should stay until it stops raining.
00:59Imposing?
01:01Yeah, no.
01:03I'm fairly sure you wouldn't be imposing anything on me.
01:07Just come inside, okay?
01:12Good human.
01:20Hey, uh, are you alright?
01:23You shivered just now.
01:26You must be cold.
01:31Now?
01:32What is it, then?
01:37Right, so it is just a cold.
01:41Well, uh, please dry yourself off with this towel.
01:44Or you'll fall sick.
01:48Walking outside in the rain like this.
01:52Are you actively trying to catch a cold?
01:56You need to take better care of yourself, you hear?
02:00Humans are fragile creatures.
02:03And it says so right here in this book.
02:05Chapter 4.
02:07How to cure for humans.
02:08A practical and illustrated guide.
02:15Oh, it's, uh, it's just part of my coursework this semester.
02:21I'm expected to know this stuff, like, academically.
02:27But thanks for returning this book to me.
02:30I would have been lost without it.
02:35No, really, I would have.
02:37Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find an online book uncaring for humans?
02:45Especially a practical guide.
02:47With illustrations that are not a misfigured AI slop.
02:51And real world examples that are not hallucinated by a chatbot.
03:00Oh, tell me about it.
03:03It's difficult being a vampire.
03:06It comes with its perks, though.
03:09Like, not falling sick, for one.
03:13Speaking of which.
03:15Your shirt is soaked.
03:22Well, now, keeping it on would be bad.
03:26Especially with how cold the weather is right now.
03:29I'm afraid that has to go.
03:32Um, hang on.
03:35I'm pretty sure I have something lying around, which, uh, which I can, uh...
03:42Oh, there it is.
03:44I put this on.
03:46It's one of my hooties.
03:48I think it will fit you just right.
03:53Aw, what?
03:55Do you not like it?
03:57I think it's cute.
03:59The colors go well together.
04:02And the little vampire girl in the center with those innocent, curious eyes.
04:07And those sharp, deadly fangs.
04:10Aw.
04:12Uh, but if you don't like it, then, uh...
04:15No?
04:19You do like it.
04:22Well, what is it, then?
04:28Oh, well, uh, you could have just led with that.
04:31Uh, fine.
04:33I'll turn around.
04:35Not looking.
04:36See?
04:40Of course.
04:41I'm a prim and proper young lady.
04:45A cultured creature of the eternal night.
04:47I wouldn't ever do anything to besmirch your dignity and honor, my good human.
04:53For therein lies the...
04:58Sorry, sorry.
05:00I was so sure I could finish saying that with a straight face.
05:06Oh, for shame.
05:09Are you done changing?
05:11Can I turn around now?
05:15All right.
05:17Wow.
05:19You look...
05:20You look cute.
05:25Yeah, you do.
05:27So cute.
05:30Can I click a picture?
05:34No?
05:36But, uh...
05:37But I want to preserve this as a cherished memory.
05:41You look absolutely precious in my hoodie.
05:45Come on.
05:47Come on.
05:47Just one picture.
05:49Please.
05:50Pretty please.
05:54Aw, you're no fun.
05:58Mm, fine.
05:59Whatever.
06:00Just follow me upstairs, then.
06:03Come, this way.
06:09Oh, what?
06:11Were you expecting a gothic manor?
06:14You know, with long and winding staircases?
06:19A dimly lit chandelier?
06:21Maybe a dusty old grand piano tucked away in some corner?
06:29Well, that's racist, love.
06:33But a perfectly reasonable take.
06:35Because many vampires do, in fact, cling on to the old days, so far as home decor is concerned.
06:43And I, on the other hand, uh...
06:46Well, I'm deeply sorry to disappoint you with a generic townhouse.
06:54Oh?
06:56Do you really mean that?
06:58Or are you just being nice?
07:03Oh, I say.
07:05I'm glad you think I have a beautiful home.
07:09That's so sweet of you.
07:12In any case, uh, here we are.
07:18Why?
07:18It's one of my guest rooms.
07:20Please, make yourself comfortable.
07:23There is an attached bathroom.
07:26I'll turn on the geyser so we can, uh...
07:30What do you mean you won't be needing all this?
07:36Yeah, okay.
07:38Look, it's not going to stop raining anytime soon.
07:43I would call you a cab, but...
07:45They're going to charge so much extra in this dismal weather.
07:50And I know you won't let me pay for it because...
07:53Oh, chivalry.
07:55And then you'll end up spending a lot of money and mentally beating yourself up for it.
08:01And all that.
08:03Just because you helped clumsy old me by returning my book.
08:08So, no.
08:09Let's not do that, yeah?
08:15Hey, it's no big deal.
08:18Seriously.
08:19I have too many empty rooms I have no need for.
08:24So, please allow me to repay you for your kindness.
08:29It's the very least I can do.
08:32Just relax and make yourself at home.
08:38Yes, I do insist.
08:42Now, are you coming in or what?
08:52Hilarious.
08:54You have to be invited in?
08:58Sure.
08:59I invite you into my room.
09:02You realize the irony of me, a vampire, having to welcome you in, right?
09:12Of course you do.
09:15Dork.
09:17Huh?
09:19Oh, nothing.
09:20I was just wondering if you wanted pork for dinner.
09:26Or chicken?
09:28Or veg?
09:30Vegan?
09:31It doesn't matter.
09:33Just let me know what you like.
09:36And before you say it, now you have to eat dinner.
09:40I'm not letting you sleep hungry.
09:47Sure.
09:48Let me know whenever.
09:50Oh, and by the way, the Wi-Fi password is Alucord.
09:56Yes, cord with a U.
09:59A-L-U-C-U-R-D.
10:03What?
10:04I thought it was funny.
10:06Being a vampire and all.
10:10Right.
10:12Well, I hope you like it here.
10:15Please feel free to do just about anything.
10:18Except going back out in the rain.
10:21I'll get offended if you leave without telling me.
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