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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 16: Kid Chaos
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04What's up, dude?
00:05I don't know. I just kind of like bend it up.
00:12Did he just break a window?
00:13Oh, ma!
00:16I'm sorry.
00:18Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:42Oh, God!
00:46What the hell?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51When I told her to clean her room, I was definitely expecting some pushback.
00:56Been across the street.
00:58Eddie!
00:59Come join.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06The Neighborhood Watch.
01:08You are currently being recorded.
01:11It's cool.
01:14No!
01:16Lock it.
01:17Lock it.
01:18Lock it.
01:21Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:23Lock it.
01:24Lock it.
01:25Lock it.
01:26This boy wants to say,
01:28Do you want a piece of me?
01:30Do you want some pizza for me?
01:33Do you want pizza for me?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Sure.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Yeah.
01:43Come and sit.
01:44Or she at the bus.
01:51How are you doing?
01:54How are you going?
01:55Oh my gosh!
02:26This little girl has to explain why she can't come out to play.
02:30On this day I was actually prepping for a colonoscopy I was gonna have and I wanted to be able
02:35to help prep Emma to let her know what was going on at a six-year-old level.
02:40So I was like, hey Emma, I'm about to drink this drink and it's gonna clean my insides out so
02:44they can take a picture of me tomorrow.
02:46But I need you here because I need you to be my big helper today.
02:49Of course, the minute the prep hits, the doorbell rings.
02:51Cue Emma!
02:55What camera action?
02:57Yeah.
02:58One of them is home but she's gonna poop like crazy, okay?
03:02No, I'm not, stop, it's not funny.
03:05When I was sitting in the bathroom, I can hear the voices but can't quite make out what's being said.
03:12But I can hear that her tone of voice almost sounds like she's like serious.
03:16She has to get surgery when it's over. It's not funny at all.
03:21I was being protective because she's my mom and I care about her.
03:26I was at work.
03:27We get the notifications when someone shows up at the door.
03:30I just so happened to look at the camera and I was able to see the interaction of the video
03:35live and started laughing quite a lot at work.
03:41My wife texted me and she's like, you have to watch the doorbell video.
03:45I was like, uh oh. Like, what am I about to view here?
03:50Okay, she already started.
03:52She's started already. Oh, it's bad.
03:55Honestly, when she said that, it was 100% her. That's just her personality.
04:01I always like to say, kids will say what we're really thinking.
04:05Like, adults don't say that stuff, but I'm like, you're right.
04:09So you can't play? Well, I can ask.
04:13She comes right upstairs to tell me that the neighbor boys are here. I want to go play.
04:17And so I was like, honestly, if you really want to go play now, you can.
04:20We did get a text message from the mom, you know, saying that, hey, boys were talking about some conversation
04:28they had with Emma about poop.
04:30But at that point in time, I'd already had the video, so I went ahead and sent it to her.
04:34She thought it was hilarious.
04:35I thought, you know what, maybe it's too much, but I'm going to post it on the socials and see
04:39what happens.
04:40It went crazy.
04:42She started already. Oh, it's bad.
04:45I'm actually a nurse. So when my members are going through this, I actually will send them the video as
04:52kind of a lighthearted, make you feel better about the prep and stuff.
04:58She's going to poop like crazy. Okay.
05:01I have honestly been showing it to everybody since.
05:05What?
05:13I have to go.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19I'm sorry.
05:20That really hurts.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22Oh, God.
05:23Oh, Daddy Daddy.
05:24Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:37Hello.
05:39Can you please open it up?
05:40Open the door, I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:45Look in the spirits that haunt this house.
05:49Hurry and leave a message before it's too late.
05:59That was really cool, but can you please open the door?
06:07We're just sending a message because the doorbell sent us the voicemail.
06:12Uh, you know you're ruining children's lives.
06:23This boy is about to fall for a practical joke.
06:40This girl has just finished cleaning her cat's litter box.
06:53This family is on their way to a gender reveal party.
06:59Yeah.
07:05Yes, I get to be up here.
07:07No Connor. No.
07:10You're not allowed up there.
07:13But mom's.
07:13That's all I'll do.
07:16Mom.
07:17Did you say Connor can go up on my blanket?
07:21Yeah, I was waiting for that.
07:27Ow.
07:29Connor just ruined my bed.
07:34A camera catches a girl running away from home.
07:38I'm moving away.
07:40No one loves me in the house.
07:42I have three children.
07:44Joey is my middle child.
07:45She's six years old.
07:47And then I have Michael.
07:48He's my oldest.
07:49He's nine.
07:50And then we have little Judah at home.
07:52She's one.
07:53When Joey found out that she was going to be a big sister,
07:57I don't think that she realized that the baby was actually going to stay there the whole time.
08:02So having to share mommy took a bit of adjusting, too.
08:06I felt like no one was paying attention to me.
08:11Everyone's in the house.
08:12Michael was putting away the dishes, and Joey was supposed to be upstairs cleaning her room.
08:16I was definitely expecting some pushback.
08:19I didn't know it was going to be as extreme as her wanting to run away from home, though.
08:25Are you moving to Pama's house?
08:27No.
08:28To Pama's house.
08:30In Mexico.
08:31My mom lives about two blocks away from me, and they call her Pama.
08:36I buy them their own snacks so that they don't have to touch mine.
08:40But instead of going in the kitchen and grabbing her things, she grabbed my snacks.
08:45She grabbed my rice cakes and put them in her bag along with the juice, and she packed the dress
08:50as well.
08:51And she was all set to go to Mexico.
08:53I guess that's all you need.
08:55I was thinking to go to Mexico and get a hotel and eat some tacos.
09:02No, you can't.
09:03You can't go in a plane without that.
09:05It's not like every day you have to stop your sister from going to Mexico.
09:10I was not expecting her to move because all she does is just bark but not, like, bite.
09:17I was watching the camera, and I saw that she was just kind of standing there, like, in protest.
09:22And I'm like, girl, if you're going to Mexico, take me with you because I need a vacation.
09:28I didn't even feel the need to, like, really interject because Big Brother had it.
09:32It seems like he handled it well.
09:34Been across the street.
09:36Eddie!
09:38I was like, well, where did she get that from?
09:40Because we're not a military family.
09:42And apparently one of her favorite TV shows, they say that a lot.
09:46I guess she felt it was the appropriate response at the time.
09:50It's because that means bye.
09:53I was hoping someone was going to come and get me.
09:57I think eventually she came inside for a couple of reasons.
10:00Number one, it was cold.
10:02And I think she kind of realized, like, well, how am I going to make it to Mexico if I
10:05can't cross the street?
10:07I definitely knew that it was just kind of like a cry for attention.
10:11She did clean her room that night, but then we got to hang out for a little bit and have
10:15a little mommy and Joey time.
10:17So, Joey, do you still want to go to Mexico?
10:19No, I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:22I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:23I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:24But then I cross that street.
10:25Eddie!
10:29This dad has just changed a diaper.
11:16Wait, let me try in the front.
11:18Okay.
11:19Don't take off without me.
11:22Is your ass on it?
11:24Hold me, stomach.
11:33Here goes the family.
11:36We're in trouble.
11:37I know we are.
11:39We got to mama.
11:40No, let's not tell her.
11:44This boy wants to show his friend his DIY Halloween costume.
12:23Okay.
12:39I'm going to kill you.
12:46A camera catches a late night message.
12:50You're not going to do anything because you're in the Bahamas.
12:54When she sees this, she's certainly going to have some comments.
12:58Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:22This girl recently got her driver's license.
13:26They're in trouble.
13:37Let's go.
13:44You're in trouble.
13:47Let's go.
13:50Let's go.
14:12This young man has a message for his mom.
14:15All right, Mom.
14:16You got me, all right?
14:19I'm busted.
14:20What are you going to do?
14:22At the time, I was probably in my mid-20s, and my parents went to the Bahamas, and I think
14:26they were gone maybe a week.
14:28When they left, my mom asked me to watch her dog.
14:31She loves her dog so much, a lot more than me, for sure.
14:33I was definitely a little on edge about the camera.
14:37She is constantly looking at her ring camera.
14:40Basically, the whole week, every time I had left to go anywhere, whether it was just to
14:44go get some breakfast, whether it was running errands, my mom would see me leave and instantly
14:48text me, wondering where I was going, how long I was going to be back, how was Reagan, have
14:51you taken him out to pee?
14:53She's never been like, hey, Tripp, how are you?
14:56Is everything okay?
14:56You know, are you feeling all right?
14:58No, how's Reagan?
14:59That's the number one question.
15:09Saturday night, me and some friends, we're in town, just, you know, out to dinner and
15:14then maybe somewhere for drinks after that.
15:16So when I got back that night, a little later than usual, and I saw the camera light up,
15:21I knew instantly.
15:22I said, all right, I'm getting ready to get a text here in about five minutes.
15:25You got me.
15:27Okay?
15:29I'm busted.
15:31Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
15:35Transfusions are my go-to drink.
15:36But transfusion is vodka, ginger ale, and then just a splash of grape juice.
15:41That probably had four or five transfusions that night.
15:43You really don't need many.
15:45Transfusions will do that to you.
15:46I know, I know.
15:48You're sitting there in your fancy chair of the Nassau Bahamas, and you're, ooh, we got
15:55him now, Mike.
15:56We got him now, Mikey.
15:58Ooh, we got him.
16:00So the wrath of my mom is like no other.
16:02If you've got her coming for you, you don't know what you're in for, in my opinion.
16:07I'll tell you one thing, Mom.
16:09You ain't as clever as you think, all right?
16:13Because you ain't got me.
16:14Because I'm going to get in this house, and I'm going to put the air on 62.
16:20My mom and I bicker about air conditioning.
16:23If you touch your AC, I mean, you might as well slash the tires on her car, because that's
16:27about as bad as it gets with her.
16:29You're not going to do anything, because you're in the behind-mits.
16:33I actually really truthfully did not touch the thermostat.
16:36I think it was both out of respect and out of fear.
16:38I kind of thought I ended with the last laugh, and then woke up with her having the last laugh
16:43with saying, look, here's a video of you, and I put it on Facebook.
16:47You got me.
16:49Now, obviously, anytime I walk into a ring camera, I'm like a little more self-conscious.
16:52I'm like, don't say anything.
16:53You don't want repeated.
16:56I'm busted.
16:56blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
17:04Okay, okay.
17:06No!
17:22This boy is about to get the shock of his life.
17:36This is going to be so much fun.
17:44A camera records teens moving a ping pong table.
18:19This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:51This is going to be so much fun.
18:53This boy is visiting a neighbor.
18:56Smith?
18:59Oh, um, do you want some eggs?
19:01We're not home, sweetheart.
19:03We're out, so I'll come and see you later on, okay?
19:08Um, just so you know, uh, these eggs came out of chicken butt,
19:15so just wash them before you eat them, okay?
19:18Yeah, just leave them on the chair right there, okay?
19:22Okay, I will.
19:30That's just disgusting, bye.
19:42What's up?
19:47Oh, my God!
19:48Did you see a cat?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Yeah.
20:11Mommy!
20:12Mama!
20:15Mommy!
20:21Mommy!
20:22Mommy!
20:24Mommy!
20:26Mommy!
20:27Santa just brought this girl a new bike.
20:31Like it?
20:33Yeah.
20:37Do it, sucker!
20:45Yay!
20:56Daddy!
20:57Daddy!
20:59Daddy!
21:02Woo!
21:06A father catches his son eating chocolate.
21:10Put it on the counter, Logan.
21:14Logan, one, two, put it on the counter.
21:29Go sit on the counter.
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