00:00Camera now recording.
00:19What are you doing?
00:23What?
00:25Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:28Your house is a camera.
00:32At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:42And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:45Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:48I just got peed on by a bat.
00:50You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:56The pizza guy had absolutely no idea what happened.
01:00He definitely thought I was certifiably insane.
01:02Come join.
01:03Sounds like rain.
01:10The Neighborhood Watch.
01:12You are currently being recorded.
01:38You are currently being recorded.
01:47This man thinks there's something in his ceiling.
01:57Oh, I'm good.
02:01Get out!
02:22This border collie is supposed to be in her crate.
02:26This border collie is supposed to be in her crate.
02:39This dog likes to play with dish towels.
02:44That's all.
02:47Get down.
02:50Get down.
02:59Good boy.
03:08This man is delivering a pizza.
03:12It was just a typical day during the week.
03:15My husband was working from home.
03:16He was, you know, knee-deep in meetings.
03:18I was taking care of our daughter, and we thought it would be a lot easier and a good idea
03:23to just order some pizza for lunch.
03:24Something quick and something easy.
03:29Hey, how you doing today?
03:30Good.
03:36I had actually seen the squirrel earlier that day.
03:39I left the house to go get groceries, and between the grocery run and the pizza was maybe an hour
03:45or two.
03:46So I thought, surely the squirrel is gone.
03:48I assumed wrong.
03:56The pizza guy had absolutely no idea what happened.
04:00He didn't turn around to see the squirrel.
04:02So as soon as I opened the door and I screamed, he definitely thought I was certifiably insane.
04:08Hold this box!
04:10Here, go!
04:11Here!
04:14We're at it!
04:19So I'm in a meeting, I hear her scream, and I'm like, what's going on?
04:22I just had come to find out it was just a squirrel in the house.
04:25It really wasn't that important.
04:27Just a squirrel in the house?
04:30The squirrel decided to go through multiple rooms.
04:33Living room, the kitchen.
04:34I knew it was inside, but we had no clue where it was.
04:37But then I was like, did you get the pizza?
04:39She's like, no.
04:41I was like, he's still standing out there?
04:42So she's like, yes.
04:43I was like, oh my gosh.
04:44I was like, okay, so I'll go out there.
04:50Squirrel got in, I guess.
04:52Oh my gosh!
04:54And then he goes on about his day.
04:56Like, it didn't even bother.
04:57Honey!
04:59Stop yelling.
05:02I see she's on the chair screaming.
05:04It's like, I'm on my own.
05:05No, I'm not going to have any help getting this squirrel out.
05:07I was like, you got it, honey.
05:09You got it.
05:09I'm in you.
05:13I don't know what you're going to do now.
05:15It lasted a good 30, 35 minutes to try and chase a squirrel.
05:19I finally was able to corner him in the hallway with a broom and a towel, and I threw the
05:23towel
05:23right on top of him.
05:24Picked up the towel.
05:26I threw the towel outside everything.
05:27I was like, just go.
05:28Please just run away.
05:30And by the time we got the squirrel out, the pizza was already cold.
05:33A few of my guys at work, I had to explain to them, I just had to chase a squirrel
05:37out of
05:37my house.
05:38None of them could believe anything I said.
05:39I was like, don't worry.
05:40I have a video of it.
05:41I'll send it to you.
05:43We've gotten a lot of questions about whether the pizza guy got a tip, because they see
05:46me grabbing the pizza and not giving him anything.
05:48It was a prepaid tip, prepaid for the pizza, everything.
05:51So yes, the pizza guy did get a tip.
05:54And we haven't seen the pizza guy since.
05:56No, it's a pizza place right down the street.
05:58We order there a good bit.
06:00I've never seen him again.
06:08That video will probably haunt me for the rest of my life.
06:11She's always checking for squirrels now.
06:13Every single time she opens the door.
06:14Can you blame me?
06:15No.
06:15Can you blame me?
06:16It's just a squirrel.
06:20This security camera has just detected some movement.
06:41What's up?
06:43What's up?
06:44Come here.
06:54In Colorado, ladies enjoying some drinks are about to receive an uninvited guest.
07:00No, no, wait, where?
07:01In the rocks, Tim.
07:02We're just enjoying the weather outside, sitting on the porch, and then in the middle of a conversation,
07:08it happened.
07:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:40That was insane!
07:42How did it even start?
07:46This dog thinks she's about to score some pizza.
08:14This grandpa is trying to chase away a goose.
08:18Help! Help! Help! Help!
08:21Help! Help!
08:23Help!
08:23Oh, my, Popo!
08:25Keep coming out!
08:28You're a little .
08:31A man and his dog try out a new toy.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:53These ladies have been spending the afternoon drinking on the porch.
08:58You guys, are you staying underneath my car?
09:01Shut up! Shut up!
09:03That day, it was Mother's Day.
09:05My husband had just left for some military training,
09:08and I was just feeling sad.
09:11And in true Kim fashion,
09:13she showed up to my house with some bottles of champagne,
09:16and we invited another friend over to hang out with us, too.
09:20Champagne and a charcuterie board.
09:22Yes. So, if that's not a good friend, I don't know what is.
09:26Where is it?
09:27It's underneath my car.
09:29Which car?
09:30You don't own a car.
09:31Me? I don't own a car.
09:33What the ?
09:34I didn't believe her.
09:35I stood up, and I had not seen the snake anywhere.
09:39What I meant to say was there is no snake,
09:41but what really came out was you don't own a car.
09:43Could have just been the alcohol, though.
09:46What are you talking about?
09:47Hey, don't go near it!
09:49Back up! Back up!
09:51We have a lot of wildlife in Colorado,
09:53so there's rattlesnakes, there's...
09:55Coyotes.
09:56Coyotes, king snakes.
09:57You name it, we have it.
09:59Where?
10:00It's in the rocks, Kim.
10:04My personality is typically very loud and very dramatic
10:08when something's going on.
10:10Also, snakes scare the living out of me.
10:15The snake went underneath my car,
10:17but then it veered off into the rocks,
10:19and we also have rocks where I was standing.
10:22And so all I heard was,
10:24the snake is in the rocks, Kim,
10:26and that's when I jumped five feet into the air.
10:32She hangs onto that champagne very well during all this.
10:36Team no spill.
10:40You guys are white.
10:41No, I'm not, Kim.
10:43I swear to God.
10:49We walked around the corner and actually saw it.
10:52That's when everyone was like,
10:54oh, that's not just a little snake.
10:56Like, that's a big snake.
10:57Saw the sheer size of it.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Oh, my gosh.
11:01Oh!
11:02Chad, her husband, heard us and came out.
11:05He was just like, guys, calm down.
11:07It was non-poisonous, so he just picks it up with the shovel,
11:12carries it across the street.
11:18He left it out in the field, and we haven't seen it since.
11:22Well, there was definitely more champagne after the snake incident.
11:25That's for sure.
11:26Something to calm my nerves a little bit.
11:28I may or may not have gone back to my house to get a second bottle of champagne.
11:39A teen returning home doesn't expect a visitor.
11:57I'm sorry.
12:00Shoot!
12:01Shoot!
12:02Shoot!
12:06Shoot!
12:07Shoot!
12:08Shoot!
12:10Shoot!
12:10Shoot!
12:11Oh, my God!
12:13Oh, my God!
12:16Oh, my God!
12:16Oh, my God!
12:18Oh, my God!
12:21That will look pretty once you don't fall off, believe it or not.
12:25A boy helps his grandmother decorate for spring.
12:33Look at that, Riley.
12:35Ah!
12:37Ah!
12:39Ah!
12:40Ah!
12:42A delivery driver tries to drop off a package.
12:46Geno is like 99% the sweetest little boy in the whole world,
12:51and then that one other percent, he's super naughty.
13:10Randy, Randy, Randy, come here Denali, shoot it off the deck, hang on buddy, come on
13:24come here buddy, oh wow, come here, he's okay, he's okay, he's in here, I'm just here, the water
13:30you all right? Are you okay? Yeah. This family's dog wants to bring his stick inside.
14:05Oh, look what she did!
14:26In Pennsylvania, a French Bulldog intercepts a package.
14:39Gino is four years old and we got Gino after we already had our first French Bulldog Joey
14:45and I know the video doesn't look that way but I always tell everybody Gino is like 99% the
14:53sweetest little boy in the whole world and then that one other percent he's super naughty with
14:58delivery drivers so this all started when our older dog would bark out of excitement for delivery
15:10drivers to be there and Gino just interpreted that as all right who we getting who we going after
15:19when we first moved there the driver's like oh no it's okay I've got treats for the dogs and they
15:24were like no we're not interested in that we want you not to be here so since I work from
15:34home I'm
15:35able to go out there and get the packages right away and bring them upstairs it's only when I don't
15:40hear
15:40the drivers coming and then kind of chaos ensues after that every time I see the videos I'm like
15:52I can't believe that we're doing this again with the dogs I feel bad because they're just trying to do
15:57their job you know but it's not like Gino's ever like really done anything bad to anybody he just
16:03barks and growls it's never like he's bit anyone to where they have stitches
16:16he's probably destroyed I don't know maybe six to ten packages he's ripped up everything from beauty
16:22products to cell phone devices for his work we can't even leave their Christmas presents under the
16:28tree because we have left and we've come home and they have unwrapped their gift
16:34have you ever thought of like having them delivered to like a PO box or a neighbor
16:39god that's such a good idea no we should probably think about having them but we've done a couple
16:44things to try to keep the dogs from getting to the delivery drivers got an electric fence uh now for
16:50the dogs and we don't let the dogs outside during the delivery times I'll get a beep beep when they're
16:55pulling in the driveway to give me a heads up that like hey if the dogs are out come out
16:59and get them
17:03100% they know that they're being bad but in their heads they're like what's the worst that can
17:07happen you know they'll still get fed they'll still get pet they'll still sleep in our bed at night you
17:12know they're like that was worth it
17:20a woman has tied up her dog while she goes inside
17:24a woman has tied up her dog while she Zoid
18:15In Arkansas, a rooster protects his hands during feeding time.
18:40This man spots some trespassers.
18:47That's it, that's it, I'm a fishbowl fan.
18:49I'm a fishbowl fan, I'm a fishbowl fan.
19:01I'm a fishbowl fan, I'm a fishbowl fan.
19:33This man wants trespassers off his property.
19:41That's it, you guys in trouble.
19:46What are you going to do now, huh?
19:49They're going, they're going.
19:50What the hell?
19:52No, no, no, no.
19:57Stay out of my neighborhood.
20:01I'm a fishbowl fan.
20:08I'm a fishbowl fan.
20:11I'm a fishbowl fan.
20:24I'm a fishbowl fan.
20:52This raccoon sees a friend on the roof.
21:33This raccoon is a pair of Kaufman's firstons and yearning.
21:35We love you!
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