00:00Camera now recording.
00:32Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment,
01:01you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me.
01:07Oh, my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to go out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold the, the...
01:54You got it?
01:54Yeah.
01:56Yeah, nice.
01:56It looks so easy.
01:57Go.
01:58You got it.
02:00Go.
02:00Get it.
02:01Go.
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:32A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:43A little girl is saying, oh, my God, how far is that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51No.
02:55I meant you, daddy.
02:56Hi.
02:57I meant you, daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
02:59Oh!
03:03Okay, shake it off, shake it off.
03:05I love you, daddy.
03:06Bye.
03:07Bye-bye.
03:10Bye-bye.
03:18This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:26Dad, I know that smile.
03:30You're going to touch mom's butt.
03:33I know that smile.
03:35I know that smile.
03:36I have no idea what you're talking about.
03:39Don't play dumb with me.
03:43We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:47I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and, like, be like, oh,
03:55what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're going to touch mom's butt.
04:04So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad, you're going to touch mom's butt.
04:13When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe, and gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:18He's all like, and he, like, looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, dad.
04:29You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:32I have no idea what you're talking about.
04:35Don't play dumb with me.
04:39I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me.
04:47Yeah, tell him you're not going to touch my butt.
04:51I'm not going to touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're going to touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out the sun.
05:00It's making me squint a little.
05:03The smile that my dad did when he was squintling, it was like this.
05:13He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look and it's pretty identifiable because Ares has it too.
05:24The sun is making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:32That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Ares.
05:35I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:40Don't give me a kiss.
05:42No, I think we found the butt slapping police.
05:46You're going to touch mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:01A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
06:30Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
06:37Oh, my homework.
06:40No, my homework.
06:46This is my homework.
06:48This is all my homework.
06:51This is my homework.
07:02Hi, Mum. Say hi to my mum. Do I have to press?
07:06Ring-a-ding-ding-ding. Oh, do you? Ring-a-ding-ding-ding.
07:10Oh, sorry. We're too drunk. Ring-a-ding-ding.
07:15Hi, Mum. Right. Hi, Mummy. Shhh. Thanks. Thanks.
07:19I'll take the edge, honey.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:43That's good.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I want a beer.
08:00An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04You're okay.
08:10You okay?
08:11Hey, me.
08:15This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:31No!
08:34No!
08:36No!
08:38No!
08:38What are you doing in the car?
08:40No!
08:41Oh, my gosh!
08:51No!
08:57No!
08:58Look at Anthony, put that friggin thing down!
09:02Put it down, down, down!
09:05Go fuck Anthony!
09:19Oh my god, please open the door.
09:36Thank you!
09:39Thank you!
09:41Wait!
09:57He's so good!
10:08I'm not too intolerant.
10:10Oh!
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:15Oh my god.
10:22This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:40It was during COVID and I had just had a baby.
10:44So it was like chaotic and we were stuck at home.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And True was potty training.
10:48So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said,
11:02Dad I pee and coffee in the same sentence.
11:05I don't really know what happened.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup,
11:12then that's when those series of words really clicked in my head of,
11:16oh, what he was trying to tell me is, Dad, I peed in your coffee.
11:20And I said to him,
11:22Truett, did you pee in Daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid did like,
11:28he didn't know if he was in trouble or if he did good.
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:33I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:36Yeah, I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:38Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So.
11:42Anywhere other than the pants was going up.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot.
11:46No, no, considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in,
11:51gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher,
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:56One with a lid after that.
11:59One with a mug in the refrigerator,
12:00Great buggy.
12:05You ok?
12:07I'm ok!
12:09You're ok!
12:11What the heck!
12:15You're fine?
12:17You're all right!
12:18I'm fine.
12:20You're fine.
12:20Oh!
12:26I'm fine.
12:27What did you do for dragging it?
12:30Stick it all up.
12:32What did I do it?
12:35This boy is about to give his brother
12:38an important life lesson.
12:40You can learn how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:47You can learn how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:16In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:21Okay, wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:24Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:27What?
13:28Wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:31I'm his older brother, and he was just so confused
13:33when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Huh.
13:39Hit him with the backbend, look at his face.
13:45Wait.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson,
13:49and I was thinking of his like toes up
13:52during the Billie Jean concert.
13:54So I tried to recreate that,
13:56and I just like, my back just went all the way back,
13:58and I just like wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:03They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11EJ, wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out,
14:18regardless of if he was aware of it.
14:21Ha ha ha.
14:22Ha ha ha.
14:22Ha ha ha.
14:22Ha ha ha.
14:25Ha ha ha.
14:26Wait.
14:27At first, uh, I heard my mom put it through Facebook,
14:31and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh my God.
14:35And then, uh, I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh my gosh, I'm kind of like famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend,
14:43so I guess you could say it worked, but I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:49Ha ha ha.
14:51Ha ha ha.
14:52Ha ha ha.
14:53You were excited to give me your number just now, right?
14:56Yeah.
14:57Wow.
14:58Ha ha ha.
14:59I do think Jackson's gonna be a hit with the ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04Ha ha ha.
15:04And I think EJ's gonna be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:07Ha ha ha.
15:08And EJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo with girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:12No.
15:15Th squawks.
15:18Oh.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:22No.
15:23No.
15:26No.
15:29No.
15:36No.
15:38No.
15:39No.
15:40No.
15:40No.
15:41No.
15:58Oh, my God.
16:28We'll see you next time.
16:41A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
17:13A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:17Everly, Everly, f**k!
17:19No!
17:24No!
17:25No!
17:26No!
17:27No!
17:29No!
17:30No!
17:31No!
17:38Everly!
17:39Everly!
17:39Everly!
17:40Everly!
17:40Everly!
17:40No!
17:43Ah!
17:44Good frickin' save, bro!
17:46What are you doing?
17:48Oh my god!
17:50Can you believe us?
17:51You're not allowed in it!
17:52Good thing Captain America was here!
18:00I forgot it was early day!
18:02I forgot the kids at school!
18:05I'll be right back!
18:06Okay!
18:10Bye bye!
18:10This dad put down his phone to work on his truck!
18:22Bye bye!
18:24Bye bye!
18:26Bye bye!
18:26Hey, don't scratch my truck dude!
18:27Don't scratch my truck!
18:32Don't scratch my truck!
18:50These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Can I put it right here?
18:55Yeah, let's leave it on the board.
18:56Hello?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:57Hello.
18:58We're at the store.
19:00What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:05You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay.
19:09Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:28Don't let it be.
19:30Don't let it be.
19:43Do you want to leave?
19:48Don't let it be.
19:49Don't let it be.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:58Oh, my God.
20:02Oh, my God.
20:07No more! No more! No more!
20:16Okay, Lucy, stop. Lucy, you're going to fall.
20:24This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:30There we go.
20:32Oh!
20:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45You're Buster.
20:48Oh, this is going to rust out.
20:50Keep it outside.
20:53Oh, sorry!
20:55You okay?
20:56Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01I'm sure the ring caught that one.
21:08I hope so.
21:13Is that you?
21:15You!
21:16You!
21:17You!
21:19You!
21:22You!
21:23You!
21:23You!
21:24You!
21:25You!
21:25You!
21:26You!
21:27You!
21:27You!
21:28You!
21:30You!
21:30You!
21:35You!
21:36You!
21:36You!
21:37You!
