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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 18: Ain't Love Grand
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:10Bees, bees, bees, run.
00:15You are currently being recorded.
00:18Your house is a camera.
00:22At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:32Shut up.
00:34And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:43you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:52I heard the buzzing, and I realized I had made a mistake.
00:56Come join.
01:04The Neighborhood Watch.
01:07You are currently being recorded.
01:12Oh, f***.
01:22Okay, would you put that in there and help me out?
01:28No, I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:33This man doesn't realize his wife has the spare key fob for his car.
01:48Let's do it again.
01:56Do it.
01:58Do it again.
02:05Do it again.
02:06Is it going again.
02:07Is it going again?
02:08Do it.
02:08Do it again.
02:10Do it.
02:13Do it.
02:19Save the drink.
02:41This little boy is hungry.
03:02A woman is helping her husband build a pergola.
03:24A man has spotted a hornet's nest by the pool.
03:29We do have issues with wasps and bees and hornets.
03:33I generally remove the hornet's nests with a garden hose.
03:37If you soak them enough, they tend to fall apart.
03:39Since the nests are basically paper, and by the next day, everything's fine.
03:45They've really never bothered us.
03:46But they were never invited to our barbecues, for sure.
03:51We were sitting in our hot tub, and we noticed a large nest in the woods behind our house.
03:55I soaked the nest.
03:57The next day, when we got up, we noticed that the hornets were rebuilding the nest.
04:02I've kind of annoyed.
04:04Like, I pay the property taxes, not them.
04:07There was so little left, he probably figured we don't have to drag out the hose.
04:11Just get the pool skimmer and knock that little bit down.
04:14And that little bit held a lot more danger than we realized.
04:22As soon as I hit the nest, I realized I had made a mistake.
04:27I heard the buzzing, and I saw a cloud of hornets coming at me.
04:31The nest hanging in a tree, now I know, tells you.
04:34They actually are wasps, but they're mostly known as bald-faced hornets.
04:38And they are particularly vicious.
04:44I did not know at the time that the bald-faced hornets spray their victim with a hormone
04:50so that the rest of the nest can follow them.
04:53So as I ran around the pool, the whole nest was following me.
05:00My first thought was, oh my God, I hope he's not going in the house.
05:04But then it's a matter of how long can you hold your breath,
05:06because they were waiting for him.
05:12My lungs were empty of oxygen, so I had to come up.
05:15And I didn't realize that they were going to still come back at me.
05:19I was trying hard not to laugh, but I couldn't,
05:21so I had to cover my face and do this.
05:25Did you get stunk?
05:26Oh, s***. Stunk a bunch of times.
05:28Oh, Jesus. Stay in the water.
05:30S***.
05:30They do mark a person, because the entire time I was standing there,
05:35they never bothered me at all.
05:37Nothing's happening. It's quiet. I don't see anything.
05:41They must have got stuck under my shirt,
05:44because I was still getting stung when I was underwater.
05:47S***.
05:49I was stung probably five or six times.
05:52If we didn't have the pool, I don't know what I would have done.
05:56You would have no escape.
05:57It would have been terrible.
05:57Yeah.
05:59The next day, they were still continuing to build the nest,
06:02so we called the exterminator,
06:04and we watched from inside the house.
06:06The hornets have not come back,
06:08but what I did was not a good idea,
06:10and I'm never going to do it again.
06:12From now on, we call the exterminator.
06:19This couple is trying out their new lawnmower.
06:35A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:39A bug has landed on this couple's doorbell camera.
06:45Well, thanks for leaving me out here.
06:47Come on, it's a bug.
06:51This woman forgot to put her car in park.
07:03Jesus Christ!
07:05Run, run, run, run!
07:15This family has just discovered an uninvited guest.
07:19What do we do?
07:21Run.
07:22Run!
07:25Run!
07:27Run!
07:28Run!
07:29Run!
07:31Run!
07:32Run!
07:34Run!
07:35Run!
07:36Run!
07:41Run!
07:42Run!
07:42Hit her.
07:43.
07:43What would she do that?
07:49Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
07:53Ooooh!
07:59This man's wife is trying to be helpful.
08:02Right, forward.
08:03OK, one seat.
08:04Ah!
08:05Ah!
08:09I got it!
08:11I got it!
08:11Okay, let it go!
08:12Let it go!
08:14Let it go!
08:17Get out of here!
08:18Let it go!
08:21Let it go!
08:23I got it!
08:25Yeah, let it go!
08:28I do!
08:29I got to put it in the mirror!
08:30I got it!
08:35A boy has a proposal
08:37for his girlfriend.
08:39To me prom is very important.
08:41It's the one thing as a little girl
08:43you're waiting your whole life to do.
08:45So to have a handsome date
08:47and have the promposal,
08:49have the pretty dress, it's all part
08:51of the whole experience.
08:52I'd kind of been like hinting at him to ask me
08:55so I was kind of getting a little impatient.
08:57I start looking at Pinterest for like
08:59ideas and then I'm just sitting in my
09:01living room and I see my brother's
09:03like huge shark head.
09:07Ever since Carly was little,
09:09I think she found her love of sharks
09:10after reading some books.
09:12We always go to the aquarium,
09:13we always see the sharks.
09:15They're really not as harmful as you think.
09:17They're just so cool and fascinating.
09:20Any chance she gets, like she's talking about sharks.
09:23And I was like, well it'd be pretty funny
09:24if I just like show up to her house in a shark mask.
09:26So, you know, it was really spontaneous.
09:29I just built up the courage,
09:31made the sign, grabbed the shark head
09:32and I was like, let's do it.
09:34Let's go, let's go do this proposal, you know.
09:43I hear the footsteps behind me.
09:44I just see this guy like set a package down
09:46and like take a picture.
09:48I'm just like, perfect.
09:50Crazy timing.
09:51I guess those drivers see a lot,
09:54but I mean you just saw a dude in a shark mask
09:56standing there with a sign and did not say a word.
09:58He wasn't concerned at all.
10:03Sorry man, that was crazy time.
10:07Even now the memory makes me giggle and laugh.
10:10And then knowing that he did it for Carly
10:12made it really special.
10:15I was in my room fully under the impression
10:18I was not getting a proposal.
10:20Then I just hear laughter.
10:24I'm like, what could possibly be going on?
10:26Oh my God.
10:27Are you crying?
10:30She's crying.
10:31She doesn't have hands on.
10:32I finished getting my makeup ready,
10:35putting on my cute outfit,
10:36grabbing my phone so I could take pictures
10:39because obviously I've been waiting for this moment.
10:42It's like 80 degrees.
10:43I have this huge shark head on.
10:45I was sweating bad and I couldn't see.
10:47It felt like a lifetime.
10:48I'm sure that delivery guy at least got 10 more houses in
10:51before we clocked out,
10:53before she actually came out.
10:56Tell her to hurry up.
10:57I know.
10:58Lift up.
11:00When I saw the shark head and the shark related sign,
11:04I'm like, oh my gosh, this is perfect.
11:07I was a little bummed out they didn't keep it recording
11:10so that way they could see her come out and us take pictures.
11:13Just the whole idea.
11:15But her reaction was worth it.
11:16I think she was really happy.
11:18I was just over the man.
11:21I wish the delivery guy would have been a sport about it.
11:24Like we could have had him in the pictures, you know?
11:25Like all three of us.
11:26He could be the fourth on the couch,
11:28but he decided that he had places to be, so.
11:32The shark did not make an appearance at prom.
11:34But it was the talk.
11:35We had lots of people being like, that video was hilarious.
11:39Grayson is always getting himself into embarrassing moments,
11:42but it makes me laugh.
11:43So, it's one of the things I like about him.
11:46When you're in a relationship, you just, you know,
11:47you gotta go the extra mile.
11:52A bat has invaded this house.
11:56It's a birdie!
11:57Over here!
12:01Yeah!
12:02Yeah!
12:03Hey!
12:05What?
12:08It's a bat guy!
12:09It's a bat house!
12:12It's a bat!
12:14What do we do?
12:16Run!
12:22Get a blanket!
12:23I am not, I can't do this.
12:24I don't like that.
12:25Where is it? Where is it?
12:27Get a blanket!
12:29Where is it?
12:32I don't know! It's flying at me!
12:36That's hilarious.
12:47Something else is hiding behind the fridge in this house.
12:50I saw something moving!
12:53I saw something moving!
12:55Oh no!
12:55Shut up!
12:59Are you scared of me?
13:01No, I'm not!
13:02I have allergies!
13:04I have allergies!
13:06Babe, if it runs...
13:08Don't say babe that loud!
13:12Don't say babe that loud!
13:14Don't say babe that loud!
13:15I was scared of me!
13:16That was super loud!
13:18That was super loud!
13:29Did you see it?
13:30Thank you!
13:35A man dreams he works in a call center.
13:39Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
13:46I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to say in my daily job.
14:04This couple's gas fireplace isn't turning on.
14:10It's like there's no propane in there.
14:13Oh gosh!
14:15Andrew!
14:15Turn it off!
14:17Oh!
14:31The reef looks good!
14:42I told the ring, you dick!
14:52This woman likes to mess with her husband's dreams while he's sleeping.
14:58In terms of sleep talking, I have an REM behavior disorder.
15:02So I'm constantly essentially acting out whatever dreams I'm having.
15:0799% of the time, I don't remember anything that has gone on over the course of the night.
15:11The last time I had a full night's sleep was about 10 years ago when we first met.
15:16I often try to encourage the shenanigans.
15:20I must admit that.
15:22True.
15:26It was Saturday or Sunday and he was still very asleep and he just started yapping and I just went
15:34with it.
15:35I still move on with the details here.
15:37I can't read it because for some reason I'm doing this with my eyes closed.
15:41He appeared to be on a phone call with a customer and I think I was making his life a
15:47little difficult.
15:49All right, so first and foremost, we injured in any way.
15:52Yeah, I got a crick in my neck.
15:56I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but I've never heard of anyone having a cricket in their neck.
16:01People are constantly trying to guess what I do for a living.
16:05At that time, I was, in fact, a claims adjuster in the insurance business.
16:09Doing these claims just sucks the life out of you.
16:14I won't say the company, but I was able to say the things in my sleep that I wanted to
16:20say to customers on the phone in my daily job.
16:24Your supervisor is not going to enjoy your customer service.
16:28Yeah, remember we talked about the cricket?
16:31It's called a crick.
16:33It.
16:34Emma was showing immense amounts of empathy that are in that part.
16:40Is that the cricket hurting you again?
16:42Ma'am, I think you should probably seek treatment for this cricket.
16:46Because it's not natural to have a creature living inside you.
16:51I mean, unless it's a baby, of course.
16:53In my sleep, it's, you know, all bets are off.
16:56I can say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
17:00Ma'am, I'm going to put you on a brief hold for one second, okay?
17:08He farts all the time during the day, and it's shocking and disturbing as a proper lady.
17:16In my defense, I mean, I'm asleep.
17:19I'm not in control of it, so.
17:22Okay, I apologize for that.
17:24I'm back.
17:24He's a big goofball, and I love that about him.
17:27The sleep talking, I think, definitely has brought us closer together just because we can giggle about his antics.
17:33I do thank you for your time.
17:34Good night, and God bless America.
17:40A man in Mississippi is attempting to fix an exterior life.
18:06A woman gets distracted while helping her husband.
18:22Dinner is over at this house in Wisconsin.
18:25Okay, don't carry some of this stuff, guys.
18:32Ma, are you okay?
18:33Ma, are you okay?
18:43That was fun.
18:56Did you do it, too?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Holy s***.
19:02Love you, too.
19:04Bye, baby.
19:07Oh, you're okay?
19:08Oh, no.
19:11Oh.
19:13Honey.
19:14It went straight up in the air, and then hit me in the head.
19:17Oh, honey.
19:19Oh, yes.
19:21Oh.
19:27I'm going to make your smoothie.
19:28Perfect.
19:29I'm going to park down here.
19:33Mom.
19:34Can you help me?
19:37Okay.
19:38Don't carry some of this stuff, guys.
19:42Don't just walk in and not take anything.
19:59This woman's husband is trying to fix the doorbell.
20:04You didn't talk the breaker off, did you?
20:07Nope.
20:09That was Daddy getting shocked.
20:19This couple has just finished hanging their Christmas lights.
20:48This man is moving a bed frame upstairs.
21:05Oh.
21:08Oh.
21:11Oh.
21:16Oh.
21:18I'm going to go.
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