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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 05: Couples, Caught on Camera

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00:01Camera now recording.
00:07Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:23Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:52You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment.
01:05Until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:16The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34Still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:38Yeah.
01:39A margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47Here are two keys for them.
01:49I can get them.
01:50I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What a big girl mean.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:26What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:32He's looking around.
02:36Kurt!
02:41Kurt!
02:48Hey!
02:49We can see you!
02:50What?
02:51We can see you!
02:54We can see you!
02:55What?
02:56Where?
02:57Wait, did you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:02Oh!
03:02Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:06No!
03:09No!
03:09No!
03:11No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:21No!
03:22No!
03:23No!
03:23No!
03:24No!
03:24No!
03:25No!
03:28No!
03:33No!
03:34No!
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:41Managing six kids is definitely busy yet pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I am not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:58Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I've just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen of the house, so I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:23It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch and it
04:40caught my shin.
04:42Was I light? I didn't.
04:43No, you weren't light. What?
04:45Was I?
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50Very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16I was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:18But I didn't yell at you.
05:19So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably might attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
05:49Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:50Walk in.
05:53Oh, I fucking hate myself.
05:55What the f***?
05:57Walk in.
05:58Walk in.
05:59Help.
06:01Help.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:03For the ring.
06:04Help.
06:04Help.
06:04No.
06:06Oh, cute.
06:08I can't.
06:13This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding dance.
06:31This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No!
06:39No!
06:41No!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event for this couple.
07:08Oh, this looks very nice, honey, that is so dangerous.
07:26Oh, my gosh.
07:32Am I out?
07:34Happy wife, happy wife.
07:38Oh, sorry, I'm sorry.
07:41Oh, s***, s***, I'm there.
07:48Oh, you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham, and I'm Robert Durham, and these are our three dogs, Macy May, Hosmer,
08:06and Piper.
08:08Good luck.
08:10It was a few days before Christmas, and we were both off work.
08:13I was making my Irish cream, and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain, and everything had turned to ice, and that's when the chaos started.
08:28F***.
08:29No, no, no, let me get you here.
08:31Oh, smart, Macy.
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no, this is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode trying to figure out how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Hang on, Piper, wait, wait.
08:55I've actually done some repellent in my younger days, so I knew how to tie a bowline, and I found
09:01a piece of twine.
09:02And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:08She's f***ing.
09:09Oh, my f***ing.
09:13Yeah, he's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper in between his legs and started pulling himself back up, I could see that
09:21she was starting to wander.
09:24Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her, and I took a couple steps.
09:30Oh, my gosh.
09:31Oh, f***ing.
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35No, Piper.
09:36Piper, no, wait.
09:37Piper, get over here.
09:39Piper, stay.
09:41I was laying on my back thinking, I am in my bathrobe, and I need to get back in the
09:47house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Millions of people have seen me in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob.
09:59I did hear my neighbor start to yell, hey, hey, Bob, are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point, I was more embarrassed, and I'm like, oh, no, I got it.
10:07I'm good over here.
10:09Look up, girl.
10:10I'm going in for dog, bro.
10:14Hosmer is our scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is f***ing cold.
10:18Wait, buddy, wait right there.
10:19It took him a long time to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:24And Macy, somehow she stopped herself in the slide and made it right back up.
10:32Okay.
10:35Oh, my God, my ass is frozen.
10:38It was two days before Christmas, and we survived a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got lots of love and treats, and I think they would do it all over again just for
10:51that.
10:55A family returns from a visit with Grandma and Grandpa.
10:59Okay.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go.
11:01Come on.
11:01Is it an apple?
11:03I got it.
11:03If you want your apple, you've got to come inside.
11:06Oh, did you?
11:06What is that?
11:08When are you farting?
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk right into it?
11:13I didn't know that it was going to be bad.
11:17Bye.
11:17Oh, yeah.
11:17No, it's bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:22Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:25I need another girl in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:27There's a girl.
11:32There's a girl.
11:33All right, don't fall.
11:35No, I'm not sure I'm not going to fall.
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so.
11:51There's no way that just happened.
11:53Oh, Lord.
11:55Please get that on ring.
11:58Please tell me that's on ring.
12:02Camera now recording.
12:04A man is playing with his VR headset.
12:20A husband and wife are planning a peaceful drive.
12:26Ow!
12:30Are you OK?
12:38This husband and wife have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Vince.
12:43Help me get this.
12:45Help me get this.
12:58Oh, God damn it.
13:01Oh, God damn it.
13:10You've been very drunk the last hour.
13:13Me or you?
13:15You.
13:22This couple has discovered an unwelcome visitor in their backyard.
13:27Be careful, Anthony.
13:29Help me get this.
13:30We had a Fourth of July celebration at the house, and I had asked Anthony to pick up the
13:36water slide a couple times.
13:37I flipped it over, and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like, I need a shovel so I can hold this snake down, because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick and hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified of any kind of reptile, so I don't want to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning I was scared for myself, because I just saw it come in my way.
14:05I'm like, oh, my God, it's coming.
14:07It's coming towards me.
14:15But then when I saw that Mocha was getting close to it, that was terrifying.
14:20My dog starts trying to lick it.
14:26Mocha will chase anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:31Children on bikes.
14:32Mocha!
14:33Mocha!
14:34Mocha!
14:35I'm trying to get Mocha, but I'm so terrified of the snake that I physically can't get myself
14:40to catch the dog.
14:42Her reaction definitely went beyond what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out and hiking her shorts up like it's an old cartoon movie and a mouse had just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize I was jumping, and I definitely didn't realize I was pulling out my pants.
14:59In my mind, I was getting closer than what I was to the dog when I was trying to catch
15:04it,
15:04but my fear, like, got the best of me.
15:09I can't!
15:10I can't!
15:11I can't!
15:11I can't!
15:12I can't!
15:12Mocha, get away!
15:13I can't!
15:14After everything was resolved and Mocha was out of the way, the snake just got moved.
15:18It's a garden snake, so...
15:20He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All her days work.
15:30A woman plays ball with her dog.
15:41Go!
15:45Oh!
15:48Oh!
16:10In Florida, a woman is unaware her husband has added an inflatable alligator to their
16:16pool.
16:34A woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven.
16:45Like wow!
17:11This woman has a surprise Valentine's gift for her husband.
17:33This husband's prank won't go as planned.
17:48A freezing rain has fallen in Indiana.
18:07I can't believe you took me out!
18:27A man decides it will be fun to scare his wife.
18:37This husband is also planning a practical joke.
19:00This man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer.
19:32I don't think I can see it.
19:36A woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch.
19:55A woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed.
20:18A man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend.
20:44This man doesn't realize he's left his car in gear.
20:48I don't know.
20:49I don't know.
20:52I don't know.
20:58I don't know.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I don't know.
21:02I don't know.
21:02I don't know.
21:14I don't know.
21:17I don't know.
21:20I don't know.
21:23I don't know.
21:24I don't know.
21:26I don't know.
21:26I don't know.
21:27I don't know.
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