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The Taming Game
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00:00:14You
00:00:15Chase best friend the soldier finally grants himself leave from the battlefield
00:00:21What do you want leo?
00:00:26You
00:00:26Got to chase your dream. I got to run your father's company and keep the old man off your back
00:00:33You won't be big now. I have a problem
00:00:38One that requires your very particular set of skills. Just give me a name
00:00:46Luna
00:00:51As in your cute little sister, Luna
00:00:54And she's not cute
00:00:59She's a wild animal a walking liability last week. She tried to burn down her college's chemistry lab
00:01:04So you want me to babysit? I need someone to rein her in
00:01:10All right, what's she up to right now? The usual I'm afraid
00:01:16Chaos
00:01:28Oh
00:01:29Damn, fucking cheater
00:01:30Luna Luna, what the fuck I'm doing?
00:01:32Oh, what am I doing there?
00:01:33Way to kill the vibe, babe
00:01:35He dumped you. He just hasn't, you know, pressed end yet
00:01:38Oh wait, you're not even his lock screen
00:01:41I found these in my dms
00:01:44Yeah, videos on his laptop too
00:01:47Situation shits galore
00:01:49You slimy little freak, you been keeping a roster behind my back?
00:01:53Okay, we can we can talk about it
00:01:54I can explain
00:01:55Oh, you can explain
00:01:56Okay, they were just side pieces
00:02:00Oh, they were just like
00:02:01Psycho bitches, what the fuck?
00:02:02Oh, really? Okay
00:02:17That bitch Luna attacked Liam
00:02:20His voice just went in
00:02:21She is so dead
00:02:26You guys think you can humiliate me, yeah?
00:02:28How about we get some smutty pictures of you two, even it out
00:02:31Get your hands off her, you piece of shit
00:02:33Hey, bitch
00:02:34You were asking for it
00:02:48All right, party's over
00:02:49Excuse me
00:02:57The fuck?
00:02:58You better check yourself G.I. Joe
00:02:59You know who you're talking to?
00:03:05Are you Luna?
00:03:07Chase Landon?
00:03:08Leo's best friend?
00:03:10I thought you were off being all you can be in the army
00:03:12I'm gonna leave
00:03:13Hey bro, I'm talking to you
00:03:18Yeah, but you're being really rude
00:03:20Gun, gun, gun, gun
00:03:25I've seen toddlers with better grip strength
00:03:27Now that is a man
00:03:29I bet he'd wreck a girl in bed
00:03:31Seriously, are you that horny?
00:03:33Listen, Junior, why don't you put this back in daddy's safe before you hurt yourself
00:03:37Oh, fuck it
00:03:42We're leaving
00:03:44Oh, okay
00:03:46Let me get this straight
00:03:47My super important CEO brother is too busy to deal with his fuck-up sister
00:03:51So he sent you
00:03:54Yeah, I'm not going anywhere with you
00:03:56You can tell Leo
00:03:57I'm a grown-ass woman
00:03:58Put me down
00:04:00Yeah
00:04:02Fucker
00:04:07Oh my god
00:04:08So you're always this problematic or is tonight special?
00:04:11Me?
00:04:12I am the victim!
00:04:13That asshole was cheating on me with-
00:04:16Why am I even telling you this?
00:04:18That spineless guy was your boyfriend?
00:04:20You can do better
00:04:22You don't get to judge who I date, you psycho
00:04:24Now pull over
00:04:25Mmm, no can do
00:04:27Promise Leo that I would keep you out of trouble
00:04:31You can't keep me anywhere, okay?
00:04:33I am not some problem to be managed
00:04:35You void it out
00:04:36Oh my-
00:04:37Hey, relax
00:04:39Hey, the whole tough girl act is kind of cute
00:04:41But I still remember when you were following me around everywhere
00:04:44And now look at you
00:04:45All grown up
00:04:46Full-time problem
00:04:49Drop me off and I won't be your problem
00:04:58Enough
00:05:04You're staring at me, Luna
00:05:08And you're not breathing
00:05:10God, you're the worst
00:05:12Smell like a locker room
00:05:24He's not gonna kiss me, is he?
00:05:33I'm not breathing
00:05:34All better
00:05:37What are you-
00:05:37You can't-
00:05:38This is kidnapping!
00:05:39More of a safety precaution
00:05:41Relax
00:05:42Enjoy the scenery
00:05:43Or keep staring at me
00:05:45I don't really mind
00:05:46I don't really mind
00:05:50Please, you are not that hot, soldier boy
00:05:54Just focus on the deep road
00:06:04Wait, you're staying here?
00:06:07Leo's in Shanghai on business
00:06:08He's gone for a month
00:06:09Where you go, I go
00:06:12You've gotta be fucking kidding me
00:06:15Your brother froze your accounts
00:06:16All of them
00:06:17You're officially broke, kid
00:06:18So you can walk out that door
00:06:20But you'll be sleeping in the gutter
00:06:22Your call
00:06:24So what do I have to do to get my money back?
00:06:27Well first, you can start by washing your face
00:06:29And changing your clothes
00:06:30It's like a trash panda that lost a bar fight
00:06:43I was always in meetings
00:06:45Even when mom was dying in the hospital
00:06:47And she's hated me ever since
00:06:50But you were the only one she ever listened to
00:06:53You've changed, kid
00:06:54I barely even recognize you
00:07:07And I like to feel the shame of that
00:07:15Clothes changed
00:07:16Face washed
00:07:18Cash
00:07:19Now
00:07:29A little excited there
00:07:31What, aren't there any girls on base?
00:07:33No, it's just the last time I saw you
00:07:35You were barely up to my chest
00:07:36And now you
00:07:37Have?
00:07:38A chest?
00:07:39No
00:07:41You're just grown up
00:07:43And you don't need all that makeup
00:07:46You look fine without it
00:07:47Better than fine
00:07:51Whatever, okay
00:07:52The cash
00:07:53Now I'm checking into a hotel
00:07:58This is your hotel
00:08:00Okay, you're not going anywhere
00:08:02Give me money
00:08:03I need to go buy things
00:08:04I
00:08:09Now I can't have you funding your own escape princess
00:08:12New rule
00:08:13You need something
00:08:14You ask me
00:08:16I buy it
00:08:18Seriously
00:08:20So if I need
00:08:22New bra
00:08:24Or
00:08:25Panties
00:08:26You're going to go to the lingerie store for me?
00:08:29Exactly
00:08:30Think of it like a 24-7 concierge service with combat training
00:08:36Until I trust you
00:08:57You missed a spot, Ken
00:09:03I'm going to bed
00:09:06Sleep tight
00:09:07We've got school at 0700
00:09:15Cut me off
00:09:16Think again, Black Ops Ken
00:09:19Now where did you hide your wallet?
00:09:33Now that is a man
00:09:35I bet he wrecked a girl in bed
00:09:39Focus
00:09:40Little
00:09:40Wallet
00:09:41Find his wallet
00:09:51It has to be here somewhere
00:09:53Little Jane Clarkson
00:09:55Did I just catch you with your hands in my pants?
00:10:10Oh my god, put on a towel
00:10:12Oh, come on
00:10:12You were the one that came in to get an eyeful while I was showering
00:10:15I was looking for your wallet
00:10:17My wallet
00:10:19Don't carry one
00:10:20No cash
00:10:20No cards
00:10:27So what, we just starve then?
00:10:29This town runs on land of money
00:10:31I don't pay
00:10:32My name does
00:10:33Now go to bed
00:10:35Seriously, you expect me to believe that?
00:10:38I don't care what you believe
00:10:39Just do it in your room
00:10:40Asleep
00:10:46Make me
00:10:49Copy that
00:10:51Put me down
00:10:52What are you doing?
00:10:55Someone's in a rush
00:10:57What's wrong?
00:10:58I'm afraid of what happens if I stay
00:11:08Save it for the boys of your own age, princess
00:11:11And stay in your own bed
00:11:12Unless you want to get handcuffed to it
00:11:25One o'clock
00:11:26Bye
00:11:32I told you
00:11:32I go where you go
00:11:33I told you
00:11:35I go where you go
00:11:36Well what?
00:11:37You're going to sit next to me and lecture?
00:11:39Follow me to the bathroom?
00:11:40Well, Leo told me about the chemistry lab fire
00:11:43So I'm just here making sure that people are safe
00:11:45From you
00:11:46He told you
00:11:48Of course he did
00:11:49Okay, he's an asshole
00:11:50You stay out of my classes, okay?
00:11:54You don't know me
00:11:54You so much as look at me
00:11:56And I'll make you regret it
00:11:59You're feisty
00:12:00You're dangerous
00:12:02Hmm
00:12:08Excuse me, what are you doing in my office?
00:12:10Dean Vance
00:12:12Chase Landon
00:12:13Oh, Mr. Landon
00:12:15Your family's generosity is the backbone of this university
00:12:18Your family's trust chairs are bored
00:12:19What can I?
00:12:24What are you doing in my office?
00:12:25Pina colada flavored
00:12:27Interesting office supplies
00:12:30That uh
00:12:32My wife and I sometimes meet here for lunch
00:12:35Sure
00:12:36What do we owe the pleasure?
00:12:38Is there an issue from the board?
00:12:41The board is fine
00:12:43But I need a fable
00:12:48Why are you looking at me like that?
00:12:49Didn't you just have your tongue down my ex's throat like 12 hours ago?
00:12:52Please, I took one for the team
00:12:54We both know these trash now
00:12:56So, did you take army daddy's Humvee for a test drive last night?
00:13:00I'm guessing he's packing way more than Liam's little lawnmower engine
00:13:10God
00:13:11No, Chase Landon is just doing my brother's bidding
00:13:13He's my jailer
00:13:15Absolutely nothing is happening
00:13:17Ooh, inmate and guard?
00:13:19I feel like that's a category on some websites
00:13:21Spicy
00:13:24Careful everyone
00:13:25There's a walking fire hazard on the loose
00:13:28The pick me energy is off the charts
00:13:30It's giving pathetic
00:13:32Meanwhile, you don't even have to try, Stella
00:13:34Didn't her boyfriend dump her for like a million different girls?
00:13:38But it's okay
00:13:39We get it
00:13:40No one wants to date little miss
00:13:41Burn it down
00:13:44We both know who set that fire, Stella
00:13:46And we both know why
00:13:48I saw you in the lab
00:13:50On your knees
00:13:51Blowing Dean Vance
00:13:53Keep quiet
00:13:54For now
00:13:56Move
00:13:59Hey, Stella, look
00:14:00I saw the new substance
00:14:01Are you a volleyball coach?
00:14:03That's not a snack
00:14:04That's a whole buffet
00:14:07You've got to be kidding me
00:14:08Chase is coaching volleyball?
00:14:29You're not fooling anybody
00:14:30What?
00:14:31I've always wanted to
00:14:34Join a barbershop quartet
00:14:35Well, straw hat shopping's gonna have to wait
00:14:38Meet me on the court
00:14:43Wait, did the new coach just ignore you and talk to Luna?
00:14:48Luna Clarkson
00:14:49You'll pay for this, you little freak
00:14:52So, Mr. Army Daddy is suddenly coaching volleyball
00:14:56Girl, you've got to admit
00:14:58He is more than just your jailer
00:15:00That is literally all he is
00:15:02He's basically like Leo's trained Doberman
00:15:08Speaking of dogs
00:15:10Kinda looks like a bitch got to your shirt
00:15:17Stella
00:15:18All right, today I'm gonna teach you guys how to properly spike a volleyball
00:15:22So I want you to pay very, very close attention
00:15:30Wow, coach, that was so powerful
00:15:34I'm gonna be thinking about that later
00:15:37Do you think you could show me how to receive?
00:15:39Hands on
00:15:41Sure
00:15:45All right, with this hand right here we should form a ball
00:15:49And now with this hand
00:15:51Like that?
00:15:52Mm-hmm
00:15:53Oh girl, look who is flirting with your private jailer
00:16:05You literally just assaulted me
00:16:07In the middle of my private coaching session
00:16:10Shame on you
00:16:11Oh, coaching
00:16:12Why don't we just skip to the part we're on your knees already?
00:16:15Yeah, I mean getting Dean Vance up is one thing
00:16:18But I seriously doubt you'll get a reaction from a real man
00:16:21You think I can't have your man?
00:16:23Watch me
00:16:24Your man will be begging to get into my bed
00:16:26My man, please, you don't even
00:16:28Ladies
00:16:29Let's save the drama for after practice, okay?
00:16:34Fine
00:16:38Damn girl, that was full-on jealous girlfriend energy
00:16:41Jealous?
00:16:43Stella messed with my shirt and now she's throwing herself at my
00:16:47Chase Landon
00:16:48She thinks she's irresistible
00:16:50Sure
00:16:51What?
00:16:52This is just about making sure that bitch Stella doesn't win
00:16:55If anyone is going to wrap Chase around their finger
00:16:58It's me
00:16:59Oh, okay
00:17:21Careful
00:17:22Thank you coach
00:17:23You okay?
00:17:24I don't know
00:17:25I don't know
00:17:26I feel dizzy
00:17:27I think I'm seeing stars
00:17:31Oh
00:17:32Ow
00:17:32Oh no
00:17:33Luna
00:17:35Oh
00:17:41What's the matter?
00:17:42Did you twist it?
00:17:47It hurts so much
00:17:49Okay
00:17:51I'm going to help you out
00:17:52I'm going to go to the nurse, okay?
00:17:53No, no, no
00:17:53Just
00:17:55Just help
00:17:56Help me here, okay?
00:17:57Don't move me
00:17:57How?
00:18:08Let me introduce you
00:18:11To the devil and my door
00:18:15You left me black and blue
00:18:18Now he's back for more
00:18:26Just one more second
00:18:30Holy crap
00:18:31She just claimed the coach
00:18:33You totally lost
00:18:35Lost?
00:18:36We'll see about that
00:18:42Okay, you have 10 seconds to tell me what that was about
00:18:47Look at the time
00:18:48Gotta eat
00:18:53All right, back to work
00:18:58I can't get over Stella's face
00:19:00She was seriously malfunctioning
00:19:02Love that for her
00:19:03Someone had to knock her down a peg
00:19:05For real
00:19:06But real talk
00:19:08The way Saving Private Ryan charged over to you
00:19:11That was more than coachy concern
00:19:13What's the deal?
00:19:14Are you into him?
00:19:15Me
00:19:16Mm-hmm
00:19:17Into him?
00:19:19No, I was using him to piss off Stella
00:19:22He's my brother's best friend
00:19:24His errand boy, right?
00:19:26My enemy
00:19:26And that was not concern
00:19:27That was him managing the problem
00:19:29Okay, it's all a part of the job
00:19:31So what if the problem makes his job the problem?
00:19:37Okay, Yoda
00:19:39Uh, English please?
00:19:41Make him forget the job
00:19:42Get him on your side
00:19:44Make him want you
00:20:09Oh, shit
00:20:09Luna, you're on fire!
00:20:11What?
00:20:12What?
00:20:13What?
00:20:14What?
00:20:15Oh my god
00:20:16Oh my god
00:20:17Let's see you smile your way through this
00:20:19Bitch
00:20:20Whoa!
00:20:21First the lab
00:20:22Now Luna's literally on fire?
00:20:24What?
00:20:24Is this disaster just follow her around or what?
00:20:31Luna!
00:20:35Close your eyes
00:20:44Are you burned?
00:20:45Let me see
00:20:46Put this on
00:20:55Stella
00:20:56She walked right behind you before it started
00:21:05What the hell?
00:21:08What the hell?
00:21:09This was you
00:21:11What?
00:21:12Everyone knows that Luna is a fucking attention whore
00:21:14She probably did it to herself
00:21:16You understand you're not just getting expelled, right?
00:21:18This little stunt is a criminal charge
00:21:21You can't do anything
00:21:23You're just a temple
00:21:24A nobody
00:21:34Get off of me you crazy bitch
00:21:36I will end you
00:21:37Oh yeah
00:21:38You wanna try?
00:21:41Oh shit
00:21:42Dean Vance
00:21:43Are you kidding me?
00:21:46What is going on here?
00:21:47Luna Clarkson stopped us at once
00:21:49Dean Vance, help
00:21:50She tried to attack me
00:21:52She's deranged
00:21:53Drag this girl out of here now
00:21:55A word
00:21:56Dean Vance
00:22:00A word
00:22:01Dean Vance
00:22:02Mr. Lightning
00:22:03This isn't how we do things here
00:22:05We'll have this disturbed individual removed immediately
00:22:08I think you've got it backwards Dean
00:22:09Stella tried to set my shirt on fire
00:22:12I found this
00:22:14On her
00:22:16Imposterous
00:22:18Stella Finn is a model student
00:22:20Your file on the other hand tells a different story
00:22:22Erratic behavior, attention seeking
00:22:24Security footage will show that Luna is telling the truth
00:22:26Now if you'd prefer we can talk about
00:22:29Why model student Stella has pina colada condoms in her bag
00:22:36Kind of similar to the ones that I found in your desk
00:22:40Why would I do that?
00:22:42They're lying
00:22:43They're trying to set me up
00:22:44What?
00:22:45Richard
00:22:46I scored my spin out of here
00:22:47Immediately
00:22:48What?
00:22:49No
00:22:51Mr. Landon
00:22:53Leave it with me
00:22:54I'll see to her personally
00:22:55Wait
00:22:55The chemistry lab fire
00:22:57The one that Luna was wrongly accused of
00:22:59Reopen it
00:23:00Luna took the blame
00:23:01It should be off of her record
00:23:02Of course
00:23:03Immediately
00:23:17Come here
00:23:19Let me take another look
00:23:20What are you doing?
00:23:22Good
00:23:47Thanks for
00:23:49in there. You're welcome.
00:23:52Why don't you tell
00:23:53Leo about this? It's kind of hard
00:23:55to tell someone who's never around.
00:23:58He wouldn't believe me
00:23:59anyway.
00:24:02Still, I should update
00:24:03him. Don't you dare,
00:24:05okay? My life is none of
00:24:07his business. He gave up that right when he decided
00:24:09that closing deals was more important than
00:24:11our dying mom. I understand
00:24:13it is complicated. You guys have a couple things to work
00:24:15out, but... No, I mean it. You tell him
00:24:17nothing about me. He's not
00:24:19your enemy. That is your
00:24:21family, and he needs to know.
00:24:27Calm down.
00:24:38Off.
00:24:40Now.
00:24:41Oh, what? You gonna handcuff me to the steering wheel?
00:24:45Too late.
00:24:48Chase, is everything
00:24:49all right? Is Luna with you?
00:24:52Yeah, I'm actually straddling
00:24:53him right now. Yeah, I'm actually
00:24:55straddling him right now.
00:24:58What's going on,
00:24:59man? I called because
00:25:03I needed
00:25:03to let you know that I'm bringing Luna home.
00:25:06Situation? Normal.
00:25:08Fine.
00:25:09That doesn't sound like her.
00:25:11Is she actually cooperating?
00:25:13Yeah. You should have a little faith.
00:25:16Just remember our agreement. You promised to rein her in. Don't go soft on me.
00:25:21You know what I'm doing.
00:25:33So that's the deal. Rein her in. Tame the feral animal. Nice.
00:25:39It's not like that.
00:25:40I'm just here for the week
00:25:42making sure that you don't go into crisis.
00:25:44So far,
00:25:45not looking great.
00:25:49We'll see who tames who.
00:25:54Okay, Yoda.
00:25:56You were right.
00:25:56Time to flip the script.
00:25:58How do I make Sergeant Buzzkill
00:26:00forget he's supposed to be watching me
00:26:01and start wanting me instead?
00:26:08All right. Cute.
00:26:10Be cute.
00:26:11Make him fall for you.
00:26:12Get him on your side.
00:26:17Hey there.
00:26:19So you can't operate kitchen machinery.
00:26:23I'm a handful.
00:26:25I'm not helpless.
00:26:26I can cook.
00:26:28You always cook in a naughty housewife outfit?
00:26:33No, I'm...
00:26:35It's...
00:26:46It's so good.
00:26:48I want to taste.
00:27:04It looks like you wanted more.
00:27:09What was that?
00:27:10Are you messing with me right now?
00:27:13Army, Dad.
00:27:15Too much sugar for me.
00:27:18All you, kiddo.
00:27:21I'm going to the gym.
00:27:26Fine.
00:27:27Stay in your fortress of soldier-tude.
00:27:30I'm going to get my way in.
00:27:32One way or another.
00:27:36I'm only going to do...
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:53I want to!"
00:27:55I'm sorry.
00:27:57I want to get my way out there.
00:28:07God bless our troops.
00:28:20What? Just inspecting the military-grade equipment?
00:28:25Keep it up.
00:28:27I want to try that.
00:28:29Sure. Your upper body strength is mostly...
00:28:33You don't underestimate me.
00:28:48Alright, just drop.
00:28:55Oops. Hands lift.
00:29:00Almost. Just a little closer.
00:29:11Really? You're not going to help a girl finish?
00:29:14Here, use this. I have to do more sets.
00:29:26Stand down. She's your best friend's little sister. She's off limits.
00:29:30He can't resist me forever.
00:29:35Okay, you've got this. He's a man. He'll bite.
00:29:39Then, you take the wheel.
00:29:44Jeez. My shower, sorry. My shower broke mid-rins. Crazy, right?
00:29:50Uh, so I was wondering if I could, uh...
00:29:57Sorry, I wasn't looking. Promise.
00:29:59Um, we can share, right?
00:30:01Like, we can stand back to back.
00:30:03We don't have to make the whole thing.
00:30:05In and out real quick. Easy kissy.
00:30:07First the kitchen, then the gym, and then my shower.
00:30:14You are a very bad girl.
00:30:17You know what happens to bad girls?
00:30:20They get punished, princess.
00:30:23Uh, what?
00:30:25I just wanted to... rinse.
00:30:28Fine, okay. I can, uh, use the garden hose.
00:30:33We're not finished here.
00:30:35You've been poking the bear for days now.
00:30:38What are you trying to do? Make me go crazy?
00:30:43Or is it you that's going crazy?
00:30:46You catching feelings, Luna?
00:30:50You wish.
00:30:52God, your ego is astronomical.
00:30:55I'll fall for you.
00:30:57Good.
00:30:58I don't do the whole girlfriend thing.
00:31:00And I really wouldn't do it with my best friend's reckless little sister.
00:31:05Honey, soldier. Your, uh, virtue's safe.
00:31:09Shower's all yours.
00:31:10Enjoy the hot water.
00:31:18What's actually wrong with me?
00:31:20Why can't I stop staring at him?
00:31:24He's immune, Chloe.
00:31:26I literally threw myself at him and nothing.
00:31:30That man is a robot.
00:31:32Perfectly chiseled.
00:31:34Wonderful.
00:31:36Smelling.
00:31:37Infuriating.
00:31:38Robot.
00:31:49Someone's all dressed up.
00:31:51Who's the lucky lady?
00:31:53Who's the lucky lady?
00:31:54Stay in.
00:31:55And wait up.
00:31:56I've got business.
00:31:58Ooh.
00:31:59Sounds like army daddy's on the prowl.
00:32:02Someone's getting wrecked tonight.
00:32:04Whatever.
00:32:05Don't care.
00:32:06Yeah, you do.
00:32:07Go.
00:32:08Follow him.
00:32:09They're not losing to some rando.
00:32:12I need your car.
00:32:13And your black dress.
00:32:24Same old chase.
00:32:27I miss the old days.
00:32:30Although, I do miss our nights together way more.
00:32:33That's ancient history, Janet.
00:32:37Business.
00:32:38Right.
00:32:39Meanwhile, I am out here making questionable decisions.
00:32:43I'm a jailer.
00:32:45Chasey.
00:32:46Darling, there you are.
00:32:49Aren't you gonna introduce me to your little friend?
00:32:55Aren't you gonna introduce me to your little friend?
00:32:58What part of stay in is unclear.
00:33:01I'm just checking on my jailer's work-life balance.
00:33:03Chase.
00:33:04You didn't tell me that you were spending your leave babysitting.
00:33:09Her brother, Leo, is letting me crash at their place while he's out of the country.
00:33:12And in return, I give her a couple rides at school in there.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:17Out kinda late for a school night, aren't you, kiddo?
00:33:20Yo!
00:33:21Should've known you'd be hiding in a corner with Janet.
00:33:24Old army habits die hard.
00:33:25Damn, Chase.
00:33:27You've been holding out on his brother.
00:33:29This is Luna, my best friend's little sister.
00:33:31She was actually just leaving.
00:33:33Oh, well, I'm Luke.
00:33:37Don't listen to him.
00:33:38I'm not going anywhere.
00:33:42So you're all army buddies, huh?
00:33:44How patriotic.
00:33:46Oh, we're buddies, alright.
00:33:48Chase and I, we, uh, share to rock more nights than I can count.
00:33:51Right, soldier?
00:33:54Sharing resources.
00:33:56How efficient.
00:33:57Our tax dollars at work.
00:34:01Forget the glass.
00:34:07Uh, whoa.
00:34:09Easy with the shotgunning there.
00:34:11Remember, we're in public, Lieutenant.
00:34:22Oh, sorry, this is giving nothing.
00:34:26I'm gonna go find the fun.
00:34:29Janet.
00:34:30Off.
00:34:32Two girls vie for your attention.
00:34:35Must be nice.
00:34:40Luna's like a little sister to me.
00:34:44Little sister, huh?
00:34:46Cool.
00:34:47Then you won't mind if I shoot my shot.
00:34:50Mike, don't.
00:35:11It's not going to work.
00:35:12It's not going to be much more than the good idea of the stars.
00:35:13No, no, no, no.
00:35:14No, no, no.
00:35:15Not going to work.
00:35:17Do you want to get your hands on my hands?
00:35:21I'm not going to walk a lot.
00:35:22Oh, I'm not going to walk a lot, but you're not going to work.
00:35:22Hey, relax, man.
00:35:25They're just dancing.
00:35:27Chase!
00:35:28They're just dancing.
00:35:29Chase!
00:35:31That call.
00:35:32Whoa, Chase, come on.
00:35:33We're leaving.
00:35:34Get your hands off of me.
00:35:36You're not my brother.
00:35:36You're not my boyfriend.
00:35:38You don't want me.
00:35:39Yeah, but I am your jailer.
00:35:40So that means you do what I say.
00:35:42We're leaving.
00:35:45I'm sorry, Mike. Next time.
00:35:46DM me.
00:35:47Wow, he's falling hard for her.
00:35:50That boy's in trouble.
00:35:52Let her play her games.
00:35:53I had him first.
00:35:54I'll have him last.
00:35:58You can't just throw me around like that.
00:36:01We didn't even say goodbye to your buddies.
00:36:02To Janet.
00:36:03Okay, you weren't even supposed to be there,
00:36:05and what you pulled is exactly why.
00:36:07Oh my god, I went out and I had fun.
00:36:09Arrest me at once.
00:36:10Fun?
00:36:11Shaking your ass all over Mike?
00:36:15Fun?
00:36:16Shaking your ass all over Mike?
00:36:19Oh, okay, so our old bunkmate
00:36:20can baby bird whiskey into your mouth,
00:36:22but I can't dance a little?
00:36:25Wait.
00:36:27You're jealous.
00:36:29Mike's hands on me.
00:36:30Does that bother you?
00:36:31You want to be the only one touching me?
00:36:33Do not test me, princess.
00:36:36You will not win this game.
00:36:37I am not some frat boy that you can pussy whip
00:36:40with a little pout and dance routine.
00:36:42Okay, cool.
00:36:43I'm gonna go back inside then.
00:36:44I'm pretty sure Mike would love
00:36:45to finish what we just started.
00:36:47You are not going anywhere.
00:36:50Wait a minute.
00:36:52You want me.
00:36:53You might switch away.
00:37:05You just love playing with fire, don't you?
00:37:07Maybe.
00:37:09But this time I'm not supposed to burn.
00:37:12Don't you dare back out now.
00:37:14Oh my god, no.
00:37:23You're in the back seat.
00:37:25Say the word.
00:37:27And stop.
00:37:29Don't stop.
00:37:32Hold it.
00:37:34You are a very bad girl.
00:37:37No doubt it's bad girls.
00:37:38You get punished.
00:37:40Princess.
00:37:42Stay.
00:37:43And this time, you will obey me.
00:37:46You don't move unless I tell you to.
00:37:49Understood?
00:38:03Stop and burn.
00:38:05You can back out.
00:38:06I'm not backing out.
00:38:07I'm anticipating.
00:38:18I didn't tell you to move, did I?
00:38:20And I've already warned you that bad girls get punished.
00:38:32Good girl.
00:38:33Now be of some help.
00:38:35And raise your hips.
00:38:43Oh my phone.
00:38:45It could be an emergency or something.
00:38:49Chloe.
00:38:50Why you breathing hard?
00:38:52Oh shit, you might have been sick, are you?
00:38:55No, no.
00:38:56This is perfect timing actually.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59Oh no.
00:39:00Your whole school project thing?
00:39:03Oh, I'm the only one with the backup draft.
00:39:08It's a good emergency.
00:39:13I get it.
00:39:14Dirty calls.
00:39:18Oh, he was like a whole different person.
00:39:20He wouldn't let me move.
00:39:21And then he was all like,
00:39:22bad girls get punished.
00:39:26And then he literally spanked me.
00:39:30And then he literally spanked me.
00:39:33Damn.
00:39:34Fifty shades of army daddy?
00:39:35And you just took it?
00:39:37Fifty shades?
00:39:38Okay, more like boot camp with a belt.
00:39:40And I wasn't taking it.
00:39:42I was assessing.
00:39:44Uh-huh.
00:39:45Assessing.
00:39:46Face down.
00:39:47Very strategic.
00:39:49Babe, you're losing the taming game.
00:39:51Big time.
00:39:52That was recon.
00:39:53I was just...
00:39:55Gathering intel.
00:39:55Still.
00:39:56I mean, the only reason he was in the back seat
00:39:58was because I steered him there.
00:39:59Mm-hmm.
00:40:00Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
00:40:03Please.
00:40:06I already have my next move planned.
00:40:08Let's see who's taming who.
00:40:17I thought you said you needed a few things from the mall.
00:40:19And I do.
00:40:20And they just so happen to be lazy and see-through.
00:40:22Shh.
00:40:23Okay, relax.
00:40:25I don't think the thigh-highs are armed.
00:40:27Also, what happened to any time?
00:40:29Just ask.
00:40:32So...
00:40:34What do you think?
00:40:35Pink lace?
00:40:36Or the black lace?
00:40:38Are you really still trying to play this game?
00:40:41You or me?
00:40:43Which one do you want to see on me?
00:40:47So all that lacy stuff is just for you, princess.
00:40:50I really don't care what ends up on the ground.
00:40:53Just how fast you're naked in my lap.
00:40:58I shared his bed on three deployments.
00:41:00But five minutes stateside and he's settling for a girl
00:41:03who thinks Victoria's Secret is a personality?
00:41:06But go try them on.
00:41:08And if you need a second opinion, then maybe you can give me a private fashion show.
00:41:14Maybe you can give me a private fashion show.
00:41:19Well, I don't think they'd really let men back there.
00:41:21So I guess...
00:41:22I just have to sit out here and...
00:41:26Imagine...
00:41:32Someone's in here.
00:41:33Oh my god!
00:41:35Did you have zero boundaries?
00:41:36Jesus!
00:41:37Honey, this is the last place that I want to be.
00:41:40But you're like a little gnat that I can't swat.
00:41:43Batting those poor little me eyelashes.
00:41:46Clinking on to Chase like he owes you something.
00:41:49Why?
00:41:50You know what?
00:41:51Jealousy, it really isn't cute on a woman your age.
00:41:54Yeah?
00:41:55And by the way, ma'am.
00:41:57Chase is the one that's following me like a lost puppy.
00:42:00Not the other way around.
00:42:02He's dying to have me.
00:42:05He's dying to have me.
00:42:09Look at you.
00:42:10No tits.
00:42:12No sex.
00:42:13No clue.
00:42:14Nothing about you is grown.
00:42:16You know Chase does know what a real woman feels and looks like.
00:42:22And trust me, you're not it.
00:42:24No one asked you, so...
00:42:25Well, face it.
00:42:27You can't handle him.
00:42:29He would eat you alive.
00:42:30He likes it hard.
00:42:32He likes it rough.
00:42:33He wants a fight.
00:42:35Look at you.
00:42:36He'd snap you like a twig.
00:42:38You'd start crying before he even got started.
00:42:40You know, I've been under him before.
00:42:42He needs a real woman.
00:42:44Not a wishbone.
00:42:46Fascinating.
00:42:47Please, keep telling me about the woman that Chase doesn't want anymore.
00:42:50He's done with me.
00:42:51Like, done done.
00:42:52Like, you could show up in his bed, literally naked, and he would hand you an uber coat.
00:42:57Oh!
00:43:00Oh!
00:43:02Oh!
00:43:07Luna!
00:43:07Sir, it's ladies only.
00:43:09Let me go check first and make sure that no other customers will complain if I just let you go
00:43:13in there right now.
00:43:13Listen to me.
00:43:14This department store and everything in it is owned by my family.
00:43:16So compensate everybody and put it on the landing account.
00:43:19But get the hell out of my way.
00:43:24Are you insane?
00:43:25Don't look at me like that.
00:43:27It's your own fault.
00:43:28If you weren't so feeble, then maybe you wouldn't be on the floor.
00:43:31This is exactly why you don't belong anywhere near Chase.
00:43:35You are not strong enough for his world.
00:43:42Hey!
00:43:46Don't move.
00:43:48Let me see.
00:43:54Chase your hand.
00:43:55You're bleeding.
00:43:57I'm gonna move you now, okay?
00:44:06Really?
00:44:07Since when did some simpering damsel distress get you off?
00:44:11Stay here.
00:44:12Elevate this hand and do not put any weight on this foot.
00:44:17You have lost your damn mind.
00:44:23You have lost your damn mind.
00:44:25Don't get your skivvies in a bunch.
00:44:27Just a few scratches.
00:44:28We've seen a hell of a lot worse.
00:44:29It's not my fault, little miss fragile.
00:44:31Can't handle a little shove.
00:44:34Okay, let me chase.
00:44:35Stop.
00:44:35Stop.
00:44:36You made your point.
00:44:37You shouldn't have touched her.
00:44:39My fault. My fault.
00:44:40I am calling your CO and I am telling him that you attacked a college student.
00:44:46Say goodbye to your upcoming promotion and probably your career.
00:44:49No, no, no.
00:44:50You wouldn't.
00:44:50You wouldn't nod over some nobody.
00:44:55No.
00:44:56No, please.
00:44:57Please don't.
00:44:58I can't be dishonorably discharged.
00:45:00The army is everything for me.
00:45:02My family depends on me.
00:45:03You should have thought about that before you put your hands on it.
00:45:11Wait.
00:45:12Wait, I'm not done here.
00:45:15Wait, I'm not done here.
00:45:17What about our private fashion show?
00:45:21Lauren.
00:45:22I want you to wrap up everything in her size.
00:45:24Put it on my tab.
00:45:26Send it to the address on file.
00:45:31And make sure that Lieutenant Thorne pays for all the damages.
00:45:47What's the matter?
00:45:49Is it too tight?
00:45:50No, I was just thinking about what Janet said.
00:45:56Forget her.
00:45:57Nothing that she says is important.
00:45:59I don't know.
00:46:00I mean, she was pretty specific about your kinks.
00:46:04I mean, it wasn't exactly a surprise after the backseat.
00:46:08But she painted quite the picture of your sex life.
00:46:11What?
00:46:12Then I like it hard.
00:46:14Rough.
00:46:16You scared princess?
00:46:19Hardly.
00:46:21I like you.
00:46:23I want to know you.
00:46:25All of you.
00:46:27You like me.
00:46:29So this isn't just about using me as a weapon against your brother.
00:46:33Did Chloe...
00:46:35I mean, you feel it too, right?
00:46:39This thing between us.
00:46:42I know you want this.
00:46:44I know you want this.
00:46:46Because I want you to.
00:46:48Okay, look.
00:46:49This.
00:46:50Us.
00:46:52It's a really bad idea.
00:46:54What part?
00:46:54Being with me or sleeping with me?
00:46:58Don't know unless we try.
00:46:59We could not go on off the list right now.
00:47:17Okay, look what happened in that backseat.
00:47:20That was me really behaved.
00:47:23But if we cross this line, it won't be.
00:47:26Then don't.
00:47:28Show me the monster.
00:47:31I want to be the one who feeds you.
00:47:59Chase.
00:48:00I can't.
00:48:02My hand.
00:48:03I, uh...
00:48:04The buttons.
00:48:05Can you help me?
00:48:19Luna!
00:48:20You home?
00:48:22Why is it so dark in here?
00:48:25Chase!
00:48:30Oh, yeah, I'm in my room.
00:48:36I'm, uh...
00:48:36I'm changing.
00:48:37Wait, wait a second.
00:48:38Give me a sec.
00:48:38All right, your foot, your hand.
00:48:39I'm gonna deal with this, okay?
00:48:42No.
00:48:43I've got this, okay?
00:48:44You?
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:46Leo, hey.
00:48:48Hi.
00:48:49You're here.
00:48:51Why are you here?
00:48:52I'm just grabbing some documents.
00:48:54I leave again in two hours.
00:48:57What the hell did you do to yourself?
00:49:00Who'd you piss off this time?
00:49:02You know, I'm beginning to think it's physically impossible for you to stay out of trouble.
00:49:06Right.
00:49:06Because it's always my fault.
00:49:08As usual.
00:49:08Got it.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:09Okay, it's nothing, okay?
00:49:11Uh, it was a small accident.
00:49:13Uh, stupid glass thing, okay?
00:49:16But it's handled, see?
00:49:17You wrapped this yourself.
00:49:20Don't insult me.
00:49:21Where's Chase?
00:49:22He's supposed to be with you.
00:49:23He is.
00:49:25He is!
00:49:26I mean, he was.
00:49:28He, uh, he's the one who bandaged it, so...
00:49:30I think he's in...
00:49:33Shower?
00:49:33I mean, showering?
00:49:34Probably, or...
00:49:35I don't know.
00:49:36That's a lot of gauze for a stupid glass thing.
00:49:39What aren't you telling me?
00:49:40You know what?
00:49:40I'm just gonna take a look for myself.
00:49:41That's so hard, Pass.
00:49:43Okay, listen.
00:49:44I'm not a broken toy.
00:49:45So go soothe your guilt elsewhere, Geppetto.
00:49:49Okay, look.
00:49:50I'm exhausted.
00:49:51Okay?
00:49:52My foot is, like, killing me,
00:49:54and I really just want to sit down,
00:49:55so plane check on this whole, like, interrogation thing.
00:49:59Fine.
00:50:01We'll talk later.
00:50:02But don't think I'm not getting the real story from Chase.
00:50:06Try not to break any other glass, stupid.
00:50:08Or otherwise.
00:50:11Know yourself.
00:50:22Why didn't you let him in?
00:50:23What?
00:50:24You've been wanting me out of here since day one.
00:50:26That was your chance.
00:50:30But you've covered for me.
00:50:32Why?
00:50:32Why?
00:50:34Why did I do that?
00:50:35I could have ended this.
00:50:36I could have won.
00:50:38You patched me up.
00:50:40I was just returning the favor.
00:50:41Plus, I didn't want Leo to punch you in your stupid, perfect face.
00:50:46Now go.
00:50:47Before I change my mind and invite him back.
00:50:54Keep telling yourself that, princess.
00:51:01I caught parents!
00:51:02You idiot!
00:51:03You were supposed to be the one taming him,
00:51:05and now you're the one on the leash?!
00:51:12So, Chase, since my sister refuses to give me a straight answer, what really happened?
00:51:19Who'd she piss off?
00:51:20Oh, screw you, Leo.
00:51:22Okay?
00:51:22It was a mirror.
00:51:23In a fitting room.
00:51:24And it fell.
00:51:24Okay?
00:51:25I just happened to be there buying panties.
00:51:27Luna was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
00:51:30Things happen.
00:51:31She's fine.
00:51:32She just has a few minor cuts.
00:51:33And to be honest with you, she's actually been under best behavior lately.
00:51:37Best behavior?
00:51:38I'm not five, thank you.
00:51:40So, this mirror just fell.
00:51:44And Luna just happened to be standing nearby?
00:51:47Oh my god, Leo.
00:51:48Yes!
00:51:49I didn't summon it with my mind powers.
00:51:51It fell, okay?
00:51:53Look, she was just shopping.
00:51:56Things happen.
00:51:57Instead of always assuming that she has wrecked something,
00:52:00why don't you actually ask her something about her life?
00:52:02I don't know, school, uh, friends.
00:52:06Things that maybe brothers should actually care about.
00:52:08You don't even hear yourself right now?
00:52:10You sound like her boyfriend and not her babysitter.
00:52:15You even hear yourself right now?
00:52:17You sound like her boyfriend and not her babysitter.
00:52:21I'm only back for a few hours.
00:52:24Back to Shanghai on the morning flight.
00:52:26You may think she's turned a corner.
00:52:29Chase, I've seen this movie before.
00:52:31I'm still counting on you to keep things in line.
00:52:37I have to take this.
00:52:38Make sure she stays put, Chase.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:52Dude, Leo's right there.
00:52:55I'm injured.
00:52:56Remember, this is strictly medicinal.
00:53:00You've heard him.
00:53:02Make me stay put.
00:53:03My jailer turned traitor.
00:53:06I like that.
00:53:09Well, I haven't decided good behavior.
00:53:13So let's keep doing that.
00:53:16I swear they'd call during a funeral.
00:53:18Holy shit.
00:53:19What the hell's going on?
00:53:23Leo, you scared me.
00:53:26Chase was stopping me from leaving the table, like you said.
00:53:30And I...
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34You wanted me to make sure that she stayed put, right?
00:53:39Go rest.
00:53:40We're done here.
00:53:41My study.
00:53:42We need to talk.
00:53:52Level with me, Chase.
00:53:54She's really not giving you any trouble.
00:53:58Totally under control.
00:54:01Look, I know my sister.
00:54:03She's a chaos agent.
00:54:05She sets her sights on someone and needles them until she gets a reaction.
00:54:10I mean, the flirt, the stunts, the showing up uninvited.
00:54:15None of it is because she has feelings for you.
00:54:18It's always about getting back at me.
00:54:25I mean, the provocative behavior.
00:54:27The mind games.
00:54:29She makes people believe she wants them.
00:54:32But as soon as it stops pissing me off, she moves on.
00:54:37I've seen it before.
00:54:39Look, Leo.
00:54:40We had a deal.
00:54:41And I'm doing my part.
00:54:42I am reining her in and keeping an eye on her.
00:54:45That is it.
00:54:47Do you really think that I would fall for her silly little games?
00:54:53Of course not.
00:54:54You're a Landon, Chase.
00:54:56Heir to an empire worth billions.
00:54:59When you settle down, you'll get to have your pick.
00:55:02Models.
00:55:03CEOs.
00:55:03Hell, you could marry a princess.
00:55:07Luna's just a very temporary and problematic...
00:55:11Temporary son.
00:55:13Look, Leo, why don't you get a little rest?
00:55:17Get that early flight in the morning.
00:55:30Luna, go to bed.
00:55:33It's your fault.
00:55:34I can't sleep.
00:55:35I'm not leaving until you do something about it.
00:55:38My fault.
00:55:40Yeah, these bandages are itchy, sweaty and gross.
00:55:42They're driving me crazy.
00:55:44You wrapped them, so you're responsible for the follow-up.
00:55:47You can rewrap them.
00:55:48Step.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:50I'll call you a nurse.
00:55:52What?
00:55:52But you literally did it like a few hours ago and...
00:55:56Okay.
00:55:57What is this?
00:55:57What's going on?
00:55:59Well, Cleo's back.
00:56:00If you're found in my room, let's go.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:03So my brother gets back and suddenly, poof, everything's erased?
00:56:07You're gonna pretend that you didn't just have your hands on me?
00:56:11That you didn't want me?
00:56:13I felt it.
00:56:14Or was that just another part of the job?
00:56:16Another tactic to rein me in?
00:56:19This, us, should have never happened.
00:56:23It was a mistake.
00:56:25My mistake.
00:56:27What mistake?
00:56:31Seriously?
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:34Leo coming back was a reality check.
00:56:37A reminder of who you are and who I am and that we will never be together.
00:56:42So go find somebody your own age.
00:56:44Somebody who buys the act and doesn't know better because I am none of the above.
00:56:52Copy that.
00:56:55Be advised, soldier boy.
00:56:57You don't get to change your mind.
00:56:59There's no crawling back.
00:57:01But you regret this.
00:57:02And you will.
00:57:02no more.
00:57:06No
00:57:06no more.
00:57:09No.
00:57:16And you will.
00:57:18You're a thing to do, baby.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:25I can't believe I am lying here spiraling over a rude, emotionally constipated bodyguard who answers to my brother.
00:57:40Babe, you better be on your way to jail or somewhere equally exciting.
00:57:45Nope. I am in bed, obsessing over a guy.
00:57:50That ends now. I need to go out. Somewhere loud.
00:57:53Somewhere army daddy would absolutely hate.
00:58:07Yes, yes, I know a vertical. It's my family owns this place.
00:58:12Yes, I know a vertical. It's my family owns this place.
00:58:27Yes, okay.
00:58:30Tell me you're not ditching us to tuck in your sister.
00:58:34Just make sure everything's locked down. Give me a beer.
00:58:41Fake IDs. Underage drinking. Sneaking out. An invalid. If army daddy finds out, I am permanently MIA.
00:58:54Relax. He doesn't give a shit.
00:58:58Brando dudes could be licking tequila off my stomach and he would probably hand them the lime.
00:59:02So is that what we're telling ourselves? That Captain America suddenly doesn't care about us?
00:59:07Cool.
00:59:08Cool.
00:59:09So, shots?
00:59:10Yes.
00:59:12Cheers!
00:59:18Yeah, no.
00:59:21We're out of here. The night is young and my tolerance for dickheads is low.
00:59:27Whoa, whoa.
00:59:28What happened, Luna? Did you fall off your high horse or did that army guy teach you what happened to
00:59:33Matthew Little Girls?
00:59:35I like this on you though. It's definitely an improvement.
00:59:41Chloe, you're never the main character.
00:59:44I'll tell you guys what.
00:59:46You two come home with me tonight.
00:59:49And I might just forget about how you embarrassed the fuck out of me.
00:59:53We'll call it a peace offering with benefits.
00:59:58Oh, wait. Liam, is this you trying to talk...intimidating?
01:00:04Ooh, really gotta work on your delivery, bro.
01:00:07You sound like a limp dick trying to talk dirty.
01:00:11But hey, listen, if you and your circle jerk bros wanna try something, go ahead.
01:00:15Fuck around and find out.
01:00:17You really wanna say that?
01:00:18Yeah.
01:00:18Bro, Jill.
01:00:19We're all here to have a good time.
01:00:22Let's settle this before we get kicked out.
01:00:28Darts.
01:00:29Simple.
01:00:30Best of three.
01:00:31Loser does whatever the winner says.
01:00:34Humiliating.
01:00:35Illegal.
01:00:36No limits.
01:00:51Scared, babe?
01:00:54Chase, where are you?
01:00:56Your girl's here and it's about to get messy.
01:00:59This is bullshit, Liam.
01:01:01You see her hand?
01:01:02She's limping.
01:01:03You are literally setting her up to lose.
01:01:05It's fine, Chloe.
01:01:06I wanna play.
01:01:07Yeah, let's see if he's good at anything other than disappointing women.
01:01:10Ooh.
01:01:10Big talk from a girl who can barely stand up straight.
01:01:13Let's see what you got, Clarkson.
01:01:38Well the winner is not you.
01:01:40So time to pay up.
01:01:42It's obvious that it's hard to stand for you and your hands injured, so I'll make it easy go over
01:01:47to the bar
01:01:48grab a shot glass with your teeth and
01:01:51then get on your hands and knees and crawl over to me and
01:01:55Shotgun it into my mouth and then you're gonna do that for all my buddies here. We'll call it an
01:02:00apology tour
01:02:01We'll call it an apology tour
01:02:04What else can I do?
01:02:07Babe, are you sure you want to do this?
01:02:12Shh
01:02:13Are you sure?
01:02:23Actually, I can do that
01:02:25Fucking bitch
01:02:27Oh my god, fuck
01:02:32Hold her, let's get something real to drink. Come on
01:02:38Smile babe, it's just gonna go viral
01:02:41The whole school's gonna watch you choke on your loss
01:03:09Look who decided to play hero again
01:03:12someone's done keeping their distance
01:03:16let me sing
01:03:18I'm fine
01:03:25you
01:03:26we're not done
01:03:28go ahead you call duty reject
01:03:31no come on
01:03:32come at me bro my uncle runs this club
01:03:34you're fucking dead you understand
01:03:35you are a cook
01:03:38let's test that theory
01:03:39security security
01:03:46uncle reggie
01:03:47hey uncle reggie this guy this guy just hit me
01:03:49he assaulted me
01:03:50at your own club he's dead right
01:03:53he assaulted
01:03:54me at your own club i mean he's dead right
01:03:57he's dead right
01:03:59you realize
01:04:00who you're screaming at
01:04:02that's chase landon
01:04:04heir to the landing group
01:04:05they phone this place in half the zip code
01:04:08no no this is just some random military guy
01:04:12mr landon
01:04:13i apologize
01:04:15this is on me
01:04:16but i promise
01:04:17it'll never happen again
01:04:19throw him out
01:04:20now he's banned
01:04:21not yet
01:04:22until he's properly dealt with
01:04:24uncle rizzi this guy's gonna kill me
01:04:26come on come on this guy's gonna kill me
01:04:38don't you fail to recognize junior
01:04:40actions have consequences
01:04:42now
01:04:43you ordered all that
01:04:46now you're gonna drink
01:04:47right now
01:04:49that's that's too much
01:04:50that's that's literally gonna kill me
01:04:52was it too much when you were forcing drinks down luna's throat
01:04:55don't worry
01:04:57cover your medical books
01:04:58anything else you want to see princess
01:05:08where do you think you're going
01:05:09away from you
01:05:10okay enough
01:05:13i'm taking you home
01:05:16hard pass
01:05:16mr landon
01:05:18i'll find somebody my own age to take me
01:05:20yeah
01:05:20can't have you forgetting who you are
01:05:22or who i am
01:05:23right
01:05:26are you really doing this right now
01:05:28what i just don't want you to make another mistake
01:05:31you know what
01:05:33i'll be a good girl
01:05:34i'll call leo myself
01:05:35i'll give him a full report
01:05:36he'll probably send me to a nunnery
01:05:38but at least you will be off the hook
01:05:40free
01:05:41those deserts aren't gonna storm themselves huh
01:05:45like
01:05:46you wouldn't happen to be able to give a few girls a ride home would you
01:05:49it'd be my pleasure
01:05:51luna
01:05:52don't
01:05:53don't
01:05:53you are not getting in the car with another man
01:05:56not now
01:05:56not ever
01:05:57says who
01:05:58i'm not in your unit
01:05:59soldier boy
01:06:00you don't get to decide where i go
01:06:01and what i do
01:06:02and i want you
01:06:06okay i have fallen for you
01:06:07and i will be damned
01:06:08if i let you walk off of somebody else
01:06:15is that what you wanted to hear
01:06:22i think i'm saying you want me now
01:06:26well i'm glad you're finally
01:06:52you're not gonna freak out and push me away again right
01:07:01luna you are chaos
01:07:06pure chaos
01:07:07and you need somebody that can handle that and that is me
01:07:11i'm not going anywhere
01:07:13okay but
01:07:15i mean what about leo
01:07:16are you really ready to face his judgy judgy wrath
01:07:20only one way to find out
01:07:23chase no i didn't mean you just now
01:07:25i
01:07:28chase what is it
01:07:29we're headed to the airport
01:07:30is this urgent or
01:07:31look leo
01:07:34i haven't been completely honest about luna myself
01:07:37truth is
01:07:38what are you doing
01:07:39chase
01:07:44what's wrong with you he literally almost saw us
01:07:47you know he's never gonna let that go
01:07:49right
01:07:49okay well look he's gonna find out eventually
01:07:53and you
01:07:54are mine
01:07:57i'm not going anywhere
01:08:00okay well you better make your move quick
01:08:02before my big bro goes all passive aggressive mode
01:08:05you know leo's not a big guy but
01:08:07he's petty as hell
01:08:17see
01:08:17i hope you enjoy your hourly life insurance quotes
01:08:21not life insurance
01:08:26go for landing
01:08:30copy that when do we report
01:08:31tomorrow
01:08:320600
01:08:35yes sir
01:08:35i'll be there
01:08:40the army wants you back
01:08:44you have to go now
01:08:46report at 0600
01:08:48two hour drive from base
01:08:53how long are you gonna be gone
01:08:56i don't know
01:08:59you don't know or you won't say
01:09:14welcome back
01:09:21i'll just be here
01:09:22or not
01:09:23probably not
01:09:24you know i actually hear there's a whole world of guys who stick around
01:09:55seriously
01:09:58i lean to study abroad for a year and this is what you're doing
01:10:04the heartbreak is that deep
01:10:07army daddy goes to you for a year and now you're studying chinese at your graduation gala
01:10:15men are a distraction
01:10:17i have a plan
01:10:19girl this is getting cry for help
01:10:22leo finally opened a shanghai office
01:10:24i am gonna be fluent by q3
01:10:26i'm gonna take over the branch
01:10:28then eventually the entire company
01:10:30then i'm gonna use this fancy ergonomic chair
01:10:33as kindling
01:10:34so your coping mechanism is corporate revenge
01:10:38strategic
01:10:39not corporate
01:10:40by next year
01:10:41leo works for me
01:10:43by next year
01:10:45leo works for me
01:10:46okay
01:10:47but
01:10:49i'm gonna need another chair
01:10:54look who emerged from his boardroom
01:10:56careful if he sees his shadow it's six more weeks of quarterly reports
01:11:01wait why are you here
01:11:02i uh
01:11:05i missed your high school graduation
01:11:08missed your college move in
01:11:11i wasn't about to miss your graduation gala
01:11:16look i don't know if you have a date tonight but i can stick around for a few hours
01:11:20the year plus one
01:11:23hard pass
01:11:24i don't need a charity escort especially not one fueled by sibling guilt
01:11:29so you'd rather what?
01:11:32hope that after a year of radio silence that bastard chase landon just magically appears
01:11:40you know what this ex ex-pat needs?
01:11:43a reluctant yet overdressed dance partner
01:11:47oblige me
01:11:48let's go
01:11:52oh hey break a leg
01:11:54and tim
01:11:55don't over sing hello my baby
01:11:57yeah
01:11:57let andy have his moment
01:11:59okay bye guys
01:12:04what am i waiting for?
01:12:14whoa
01:12:15who is that?
01:12:16i don't know
01:12:17but i'm gonna find out
01:12:20what am i waiting for?
01:12:24whoa
01:12:24oh wow
01:12:25where's choppy thunder?
01:12:31bitch
01:12:32did he get shipped off to buttfuck nowhere?
01:12:34or did he just get tired of babysitting your ass?
01:12:37oh babysitting
01:12:38you know what that's exactly what dating you felt like
01:12:42move
01:12:42alright sharp tongue coming from a girl who doesn't have any backup or a date
01:12:47i mean seriously you were always mid but now you're just below mid
01:12:51yeah
01:12:52and your only plus one is a deck of dork cards
01:12:55i mean you couldn't get a real date if you gave a kidney
01:12:59is that how you got her?
01:13:01you know i could point to any random person in this room and they would be a major upgrade from
01:13:07you liam
01:13:08you're not below mid you're a factory recall
01:13:13hmm
01:13:13why didn't you prove that?
01:13:15why don't you close your eyes and just point?
01:13:17see if anyone actually comes back to you
01:13:19huh?
01:13:20okay
01:13:30please be normal
01:13:32what's the fun in that?
01:13:34what's the fun in that?
01:13:48what the fuck liam?
01:13:51did you just whip her?
01:14:00look just like you used to when you were following me around
01:14:08cute but uh i'm not 14 anymore and i'm not following you anywhere
01:14:14i've had enough of your shock and awe routine
01:14:20sorry soldier but you're gonna have to find a new toy to play with on leaf
01:14:25you're not a toy
01:14:29but then what was i then? because a year of silence says otherwise
01:14:35everything
01:14:37you are everything
01:14:42i owe you an apology
01:14:44i know that
01:14:47but tonight is about your accomplishments
01:14:49and i was worried that you were gonna be alone and i do not want you alone for this
01:14:55oh my god you were worried about me being alone
01:14:58oh my god that is hilarious because you are the asshole who left me that way
01:15:02i know
01:15:03and i know i have no right
01:15:05to ask for anything
01:15:07but i'm still gonna ask
01:15:08one more chance
01:15:10one more chance
01:15:11to start over
01:15:15let me get this right
01:15:19hey
01:15:20you're not a student here
01:15:21right?
01:15:22are you a new professor?
01:15:24we'd love to show you around
01:15:25but first
01:15:26come dance with us
01:15:29i'm with someone
01:15:32i have been for a long time
01:15:34she just didn't know it
01:15:38will you dance with me?
01:15:42fine
01:15:45only because i want to see if you trip in those shiny shoes
01:15:56the suit is weird on you
01:16:00we'll get used to it because i'm out
01:16:03out?
01:16:05no i mean
01:16:06i'm done
01:16:11let me guess daddy's company needs someone to sit in the big chair
01:16:15i mean i know this isn't like
01:16:17some grand romantic gesture
01:16:21is it?
01:16:23the truth?
01:16:24i have been scared shitless for the last 12 months
01:16:28out of combat
01:16:30i was scared of something back home
01:16:33way more than i was in the field
01:16:36what's that?
01:16:39the thought of losing you
01:16:44that i would come back and you would be gone
01:16:46or you would have
01:16:48moved home with somebody else
01:16:51i've decided
01:16:53i'm never leaving
01:16:56i want to stay here
01:16:58with you
01:17:15oh my god what's wrong with you?
01:17:18so much for passive aggression
01:17:20how dare you show your face here
01:17:22i trusted you you bastard
01:17:24you stay away from luna
01:17:26okay well i'm sorry for damaging your trust
01:17:29but i am not sorry for wanting her
01:17:32now we want your blessing but we don't need your permission
01:17:36oh shit you son of a
01:17:37stop leo come on
01:17:40a year of nothing
01:17:43no calls
01:17:44no texts
01:17:45but he just snaps his fingers and you come running
01:17:49that's pathetic luna
01:17:51aren't you embarrassed?
01:17:52or wait
01:17:53unless this isn't about him at all
01:17:57this is just about you getting back at me isn't it?
01:18:00oh my god leo
01:18:00no stop not everything is about you okay?
01:18:03shocking i know
01:18:04this is between me and him okay?
01:18:06leo this is on me
01:18:07stop being so hard on luna
01:18:10you don't get to tell me what to do
01:18:12especially with my sister
01:18:13oh my god okay i'm done with this
01:18:14you know what? go at it i don't even care anymore
01:18:18wait luna let me take you home
01:18:19let's get one thing straight
01:18:21you don't set foot anywhere near my home tonight
01:18:23you understand?
01:18:26and the award for the most dramatic family goes to
01:18:31right i'm driving
01:18:32luna luna i'm coming
01:18:37to graduation
01:18:40yes
01:18:41and to be finding a hot boyfriend without a dramatic backstory
01:18:45yes love to hear it
01:18:46and here i am
01:18:49stuck with an unromantic rock who gets drunk with my brother
01:18:53on my graduation night
01:18:55fantastic
01:18:56i didn't mean to hit you that hard buddy
01:19:00you okay?
01:19:02you're good
01:19:03answer me one thing please
01:19:05out of all the women you could have
01:19:09luna
01:19:11huh?
01:19:13you know she's the best
01:19:15the best
01:19:17you hear me?
01:19:19and you
01:19:20you're
01:19:21you're
01:19:22you're not
01:19:22good enough
01:19:23you understand?
01:19:25understood
01:19:27and you're not
01:19:29not
01:19:30spending the nights
01:19:33you rules
01:19:35good shit?
01:19:37okay i'm fine
01:19:38i'm fine
01:19:40i'm fine
01:19:40i'm fine
01:19:44i'm fine
01:19:45i'm fine
01:19:46i'm fine
01:19:48you didn't know did you?
01:19:50but leo was proud of you
01:19:51you call that pride?
01:19:53that wasn't just him playing the concerned brother
01:19:56i just forgot how to talk to you
01:19:58i gotta give him a chance
01:20:00well
01:20:02thanks for the pep talk on leo
01:20:04weird to do it on a romantic balcony
01:20:06but okay
01:20:08i was just stalling for time
01:20:12go time
01:20:13now
01:20:16three
01:20:17two
01:20:19one
01:20:21two
01:20:22one
01:20:22two
01:20:23one
01:20:26two
01:20:30two
01:20:30three
01:20:32two
01:20:32two
01:20:32three
01:20:35three
01:20:35one
01:20:46three
01:20:48three
01:21:06Are you sure we should do this?
01:21:08Your brother...
01:21:09Still taking orders from him?
01:21:10So I'm sure?
01:21:21No, the monsters are yours to control.
01:21:26And be a good boy, and be quiet.
01:21:30I'll try to do the same.
01:21:53Again?
01:21:54You're insatiable.
01:21:56Well, I've got a year to make up for.
01:22:03Luna?
01:22:04You up?
01:22:07Tell me that bastard had the sense to leave.
01:22:14Leo?
01:22:15That's not what it looks like.
01:22:16You have got to be kidding me.
01:22:18I told you.
01:22:19You were...
01:22:20You traitorous.
01:22:22Don't look!
01:22:23Look, Leo, can you not?
01:22:24I'm literally still making it right now.
01:22:26I just came to get some cap and gown cannons.
01:22:28Whoa.
01:22:29This is premium content.
01:22:32Don't delete those.
01:22:33Delete those.
01:22:34Delete those right now.
01:22:36Why?
01:22:36This is so much better than cap and gown photos.
01:22:39This is cannons.
01:22:41Say cheese.
01:22:42Your kids are going to love this.
01:22:45My brother hired someone to rein me in.
01:22:48Instead, he ended up on my side.
01:22:50And me on his.
01:22:52So...
01:22:53We won the taming game?
01:22:54I'd say...
01:22:56We all did.
01:22:56We.
01:22:58We've got you.
01:23:00I'm fucking...
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