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00:07Get on.
00:40Pick me up in 10 minutes.
00:41Boss, you've got 20 blind dates set up today.
00:44We'll get it over with ASAP.
00:58Has anyone ever told you you look like a dream come true?
01:03You're perfect for me.
01:04We could have eight kids together.
01:07I'm sorry, but you're not my type.
01:09Please leave.
01:11No, again?
01:12This is the 19th blind date for him.
01:14What kind of girl would ever be good enough for him?
01:18Who is this hotshot here?
01:21Sorry, Noah.
01:22Our dinner plans just got delayed.
01:26What?
01:27His last date left already?
01:29What am I supposed to do now?
01:30I really can't afford to mess this up.
01:32He really is a big shot.
01:34If you can't find 20 outstanding blind dates
01:38and satisfy my name for tomorrow,
01:40I'm withdrawing funding from your company.
01:43Got it.
01:45How am I supposed to find the perfect replacement
01:47at a blink of an eye?
01:54No.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58Oh, come on, Nora.
01:59Just this time, or else I'm going to lose my job.
02:01You're too kind for that, right?
02:02But I don't...
02:03Do it on time.
02:05He said no to all 19 girls already.
02:07What if he's gay?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09Put this on.
02:11I'm trying.
02:13Did you just look at it?
02:16I don't know.
02:18No.
02:22Listen.
02:23If you go out there and save his ass,
02:24you're saving my ass.
02:26Then I won't forget it, baby girl.
02:28Let you go out there.
02:30Go.
02:31Go.
02:33Go.
02:50Wait for you to see all the flowers.
02:53Don't mind me.
02:54Keep it up.
02:55Milk it.
02:56What the hell?
02:58Um, we can talk about our wedding tomorrow.
03:02We'll go on our date then.
03:03Um, we're engaged already.
03:09Yes, yes, we are getting married.
03:15You know what that means, right?
03:17Don't be absurd.
03:19Do you really expect me to believe that you're going to marry this wacko that you found like two seconds
03:24ago?
03:25Wacko?
03:27You're the one that won't let go of somebody else's man and you're calling me a wacko?
03:31This is the reason that you don't want to introduce me to your friends and family, huh?
03:34You just want to fool around behind my back.
03:38You are such a scumbag.
03:40I can't believe you would do this to me.
03:41You broke my heart.
03:45It's a little bit too much.
03:54Darling, she's so many.
03:58Miss Jones, please leave now.
04:00Unless you want your family to go bankrupt, please get lost now.
04:15I'd like to know your name now.
04:17That's quite the show you put on there.
04:21Please, allow me to introduce myself.
04:23I'm your last date for today.
04:25Noah Lane, the son of CEO of Lane Corporation.
04:29The son?
04:30Michael didn't think I was gay, did he?
04:33Did he really check my gender preference?
04:37Thank you for your help with that, Lane.
04:39Uh, I do respect your...
04:45Anyway, my name's Charles.
04:48Charles what?
04:52He is the Charles Pembroke, our CEO, the evil boss?
05:09You okay?
05:10Never been better.
05:13You sure you're okay?
05:15You're shaking.
05:17Chill, girl.
05:17There's no way for him to know that I'm the Nora that works in his company group.
05:21How dumb.
05:22I wasn't even going to recognize him.
05:23Sorry, Vera.
05:24As much as you hope he gets happy,
05:26situations are not looking too good on my end.
05:29Time to save my own ass, but no worries.
05:31I'll go easy on him.
05:32You know what?
05:34I'm a sorcerer.
05:36I can read your fortune with my third eye.
05:41There's a demon in you.
05:43I will now exorcise you with holy water.
05:48What do you think you're doing?
05:51Go panic.
05:52Go panic.
05:53Go panic.
05:55The demon is gone now.
05:57We can start our blind date.
06:03Okay, Nora.
06:04It should be easy from now on.
06:06I have done Vera a favor.
06:07Since he doesn't like me,
06:08I don't have to date my boss.
06:09So everybody's happy.
06:11That was an interesting performance.
06:13Thanks for saving me from the demon.
06:20Thanks for saving me from the demon.
06:24No!
06:26It's so hot in here.
06:33Are you feeling okay?
06:35That's not a gay reaction.
06:37Good sign.
06:37Keep it up, Nora.
06:39I'm always okay when I lay my eyes on a handsome man like yourself.
06:42It's just so hot.
06:46Yeah, but it's only 50 degrees Fahrenheit in your legs.
06:49They got goosebumps.
06:50Oops.
06:50He got me.
06:51I'm a sensitive person.
06:53I always have goosebumps.
06:55Cute.
06:56Shit.
06:57Hang on.
06:57I've got more tricks under my sleeve.
07:00Oh, my baby.
07:02I've hurt you, haven't I?
07:05It's okay.
07:06Mommy loves you.
07:08Kisses.
07:09There's no way for a psychopath to get on his favorite list.
07:14What are you looking at?
07:15I'm enjoying your performance.
07:19Okay, Nora.
07:20Time to take the game to the next level.
07:26Best you never met a shoot-from-the-lip like me before, right?
07:30Might even think I'm, like, mentally ill.
07:34Huh?
07:36Actually, most people I meet are vain,
07:38and I find your personality to be...
07:41refreshing.
07:45Attractive?
07:46No, this isn't going too well.
07:48Right, vain liars, huh?
07:49Here comes the combo, you fake gay.
07:51You really like me.
07:54Maybe we should go get a room.
07:58Go get a room?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Get a room and we can get to the real business.
08:07One shot kill.
08:08Yeah, you keep pretending fake gay, boss.
08:11Hey, you don't have the balls to take me to the hotel.
08:24Hello.
08:28Shawl.
08:30Shit, shit, shit, shit.
08:31I will be dead if I go to the room with him.
08:33He's going to find out that I'm actually a girl
08:34the minute we get in bed.
08:35I have to run now.
08:39Lane?
08:41Lane!
08:46Hey, guys.
08:48Change of plans.
08:49Cool guy's not coming.
08:51You got any backups?
08:55Girl, why did you let me go into this so blindly?
08:58Charles Pembroke, he's the CEO of my life.
09:01So what happened with you two?
09:03What happened?
09:03A hotel room was this close to happening and I bailed.
09:08God, I hope he never contacts me again.
09:10So he likes you.
09:12That's my girl.
09:14Always getting mission accomplished even during chaotic situations like this.
09:18Cheers.
09:20Thank you, my friend.
09:22So you know what you have to do now, right?
09:25Take any purse you like.
09:26Actually, I'll even pay for your meals this month.
09:28Wait, you don't think I'm going to run into him at work?
09:31Girl, you're just an earned girl.
09:33You're not going to meet up with the big shot.
09:35Relax.
09:45Crap, if I'm here after my boss, he's going to give me hell again.
09:59You've got to be kidding me.
10:01Charles?
10:04You've got to be kidding me.
10:06Charles?
10:10Come on, kiddo.
10:12Get in.
10:12It's time to go to work.
10:15Come on in, kiddo.
10:17You don't want to get bitten by the door.
10:19Come on.
10:23Sir, how come you're going to come in sorely tonight?
10:26It's my company.
10:28And I have every right to be here.
10:32And this little punk went on twenty blind dates last night.
10:37And I ain't heard nothing about it.
10:40So, thought I'd come in and ask him myself.
10:44I'm still young.
10:46I'm not ready for marriage.
10:48Well, I am your only family.
10:51And it's not too much to ask to see my nephew's girlfriend.
10:57Besides, I want to see you have a child.
11:01And I heard he went to the hotel with some guy last night.
11:07Yeah, I was just hold'em with my friends.
11:10You know, a monthly ritual.
11:11By the way, didn't you set me up on that blind date with the guy?
11:14Wait, what are you talking about?
11:19Laura Ellis?
11:23How could he know my real name?
11:25With all the makeup and costume, he still recognizes me from yesterday?
11:34What are you talking about?
11:40Laura Ellis?
11:46How can I help you?
11:49You forgot your badge.
11:51Oh.
11:53Silly me.
11:54How could I lose my badge without knowing?
11:59Did I met her somewhere?
12:04Listen.
12:05It's alright if you didn't like any of the twenty blind dates you've already been on.
12:10Because I've already got twenty of girls at the right age.
12:18All from entrepreneurial rich families across the country.
12:22Stop.
12:23I'm not going on any more blind dates.
12:25Why, you ungrateful little punk.
12:28Alright.
12:30I'll sign you up for a reality TV show.
12:33And as soon as word gets out, there'll be tons of girls lining up to meet you.
12:39From influencers, celebrities, you name it.
12:44Okay, fine.
12:45Fine.
12:45Just tell me when and where tomorrow and I will go on more blind dates.
12:48Alright.
13:15Today is a crazy day.
13:18I want a twelve.
13:20Twelve blind dates.
13:22Any one that catches your eye?
13:24Nope.
13:26Any luck with your blind dates?
13:29Nope.
13:30Well, I got twelve more you can meet with tomorrow.
13:36And if you still don't find anyone you like, I'll make arrangements for next year.
13:42Please.
13:44No more blind dates, okay?
13:46I will find myself a real date.
13:49Alright.
13:50Let me know how you got on with that, slick.
13:56Are you still searching for that girl from three years ago?
14:01Is she the real reason you don't want to get involved with anybody else ever since?
14:11You don't remember anything other than her perfume?
14:14You don't even know what she looks like?
14:17You don't even know what she looks like?
14:18She was brave.
14:19Driven by intuition.
14:23She, uh...
14:24She, uh...
14:25She was fast as lightning.
14:27Honestly, without her I wouldn't even be breathing today.
14:29She, uh...
14:31She, uh...
14:34She, uh...
14:45She, uh...
15:03She, uh...
15:06She, uh...
15:07She, uh...
15:11She, uh...
15:29That's all I got a good deal for.
15:39Hey Vy, what's up?
15:46What? No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
15:48Hell to the no!
15:57So, why'd you ask to see me today?
15:59Would you be my lover, if you don't mind?
16:02Excuse me?
16:05Would you be my lover, if you don't mind?
16:08Excuse me?
16:09Be my lover.
16:10Excuse me, but what the app?
16:13Be my lover for the next six months.
16:15I'll pay you 20 million for the whole year.
16:17It's a great deal.
16:18And if you didn't know, I'm super rich.
16:32Keep it low, Hotshot. I'm not for sale.
16:34Why don't you go ask somebody else about it?
16:36Don't get me wrong.
16:36I just need a guy to help me avoid the blind dates my family's trying to set me up with.
16:40You're a good actor.
16:42Still a no.
16:43You have no reason to say no.
16:45I know you've had a crush on me since we first met.
16:47You like hot guys?
16:48I'm a hot guy.
16:49Plus I'm super rich.
16:51Charles.
16:52Ms. Jones is here.
16:55Charles!
16:55Charles!
16:56It's been so long.
16:58I've missed you so much.
16:59Oh, you.
17:01Sorry, I've been busy.
17:03Which is perfect for me.
17:05My daddy already talked to your uncle, and they said I could be your personal assistant.
17:13And what gives me the privilege of hiring the famous Ms. Jones as my personal assistant?
17:18Well, it's the perfect opportunity for me to learn from the best and get to know the business world.
17:25Well, I'm sorry because you are a few moments late.
17:29I happen to hire recently a personal assistant.
17:33Phew, it's easy.
17:35Fire her.
17:36Can't do that.
17:36I really like my personal assistant.
17:40You're looking at him now.
17:45You're looking at him now.
17:58Working as my assistant sounds better than being my lover, right?
18:01I'm not taking no as an answer this time.
18:03But I...
18:04If I were you, I'd get the party celebration started already.
18:07Yeah, great.
18:08A part-time job.
18:08That means I'm gonna be working two jobs at one company.
18:11God knows who's gonna save me from this.
18:14The perfume.
18:16It's just like three years ago.
18:18What?
18:20No, it can't be.
18:22This is the invitation for the bidding meeting tomorrow.
18:27Great.
18:28You.
18:29You're coming with me tomorrow.
18:33It's all your fault.
18:34Why can't you just go come clean to him?
18:36Sweetie.
18:37I can't afford to go back to my daddy's company and work in construction.
18:41I can't afford to fail again.
18:43Please.
18:45Ow.
18:50Son.
18:55Don't let Charles take in the alcohol.
18:57Why not?
18:58Trust me.
18:59You don't want to know.
19:13Don't let Charles take in the drink.
19:14Hey.
19:15No we're right.
19:16You're not supposed to be here.
19:18If I was you, I'd be minding my own business.
19:21Charles can't have any alcohol.
19:22You know we're getting married soon.
19:24It's only one drink.
19:25I'll take care of him.
19:27Or what?
19:28Here.
19:28Take this ring.
19:29It's like 200k.
19:31You probably don't even make that much in our whole year.
19:33Just shut up and take it
19:45No, I can't let this happen
20:01Uh, well, you were thirsty
20:06Luckily, I'm a well-prepared woman
20:16Cheers, Charles
20:18I just want to apologize for any inconveniences that I've caused you
20:23Take this juice
20:24And I'll take it as you forgiving me
20:42I'll be in room 996
20:44I'll be getting prepared
20:51Charles, Charles
20:52Are you okay?
20:53I'm gonna get some rest
20:54Alright, let's go to your room
20:55Which one is it again?
21:03Charles
21:05You really need to lose some weight
21:08I don't want to lose
21:09Just get my time
21:10I need you to stay there, okay?
21:17Okay
21:39Enough
21:40Enough
21:41Enough
21:43Enough
21:43What?
22:15What is this? It's so freaking heavy.
22:23Where am I?
22:27Where is this? I slept with some hot guy?
22:31I had way too much to drink last night.
22:37Forget it. Better off not knowing who that dude is.
22:40Imagine if we bump into each other again.
22:42Nails on a chalkboard level of awkwardness guaranteed.
22:45No thanks.
23:15I just can't recall.
23:17I want you to go look into it. You can check out the hotel first. I have other things to
23:20attend to.
23:21I thought I was going to assist you more on the business side.
23:23I told you to dig into it. So you dig into it.
23:27Highly probable. It's just some random hookup. These things happen.
23:31Besides, according to your record, it should be no big deal. It's not like you forced yourself onto it, right?
23:36Oh, you did. Oops.
23:38One more word out of you and your pay is cut in half.
23:41That's it. Go.
23:47Whoever did it last night, she's got some balls. I'll give her that.
23:53Pause.
23:56Okay, okay. We don't need to watch any more of the video. It's good.
23:59Wait, this should be a man.
24:02This looks exactly like...
24:05Twin brother.
24:06Damn.
24:08DNA's a bitch.
24:11Shit. I slept with my boss?
24:20Have you found the guy?
24:21The camera was down, boss. It got nothing.
24:24The camera was down?
24:41She slept with me and left?
24:44She doesn't want to get to know me? She doesn't want me to know who she is?
24:48What does that mean?
24:49She didn't want...
24:50It was an accident, I'm sure.
24:53How do you know?
24:55I've guessed it, boss. Look, I'll keep searching, get to the bottom of it.
24:58But for now, why don't I go get you some coffee, freshen you up a bit, yeah?
25:07Or I should tell you, I'm the one you slept with last night.
25:10But what if you get really angry? It's gonna cost me my job.
25:13Both part-time and full-time.
25:18Where did you take Charles last night before you got all night for him?
25:22Watch out. You're being spotted as upper-class rich girl,
25:26beating and discriminating against a poor homosexual man.
25:29The camera's right there in 4K.
25:31Say cheese, you'll make headlines in no time.
25:34I'm gonna get rid of you soon.
25:36Get out of my way. The sexual minority has to go meet his CEO.
25:57Hi, boss.
25:58I thought of something important.
26:00I put my necklace on her neck last night when we were drinking together.
26:02I think we can definitely find her if we follow this lead.
26:07Mmm.
26:10What is this?
26:11It was given to me by my mother on my 18th birthday.
26:14It was made by a famous...
26:16but a really famous jewelry designer.
26:20You like it?
26:33You gave me a really special feeling.
26:37I think it fits you well.
26:42I don't think so.
26:45I'm gonna put it on my back.
26:47I'm gonna put it on my back.
26:48I lost it. I have to go back and find it.
26:53Find the woman from last night?
26:54Who? The girl you slept with?
27:00Hey boss, your coffee?
27:04Did you find the necklace?
27:06Look boss, I've been busting my ass all day, but I uh...
27:10Are you looking for... this?
27:22Are you looking for... this?
27:29Uh, mission accomplished boss, I found the mystery woman.
27:33So it was you last night?
27:35Come on, of course it was me.
27:39Don't be silly.
27:41It's fate we're meant to be together.
27:44And you were so hot last night.
27:47Let's just cut to the chase and get married and make our families happy.
27:52And to show you I'm for real, I'm gonna give this back to its arrival owner.
28:00So cute.
28:03Well, I guess I will make it worth your while.
28:11What...worth...meanwhile...
28:12Whatever.
28:13So we're gonna go on a date now?
28:36It's just some nightgown, I don't know why you're going so crazy about it.
28:40It's a limited edition Natasha.
28:43All the girls from the Upper East Side are going crazy about it.
28:48You wouldn't understand.
28:49You can't just buy it with money.
28:51You're a poor little loser.
28:57You're really gonna marry her?
28:58I thought you hated her guts.
29:00You don't like her as my date?
29:02I'm pretty good on my hunch.
29:15Take care of the bill.
29:24Why are you still following us?
29:25I thought I bought you all the thank you gifts.
29:27What do you mean by that?
29:29I mean that you returned the necklace last night,
29:31so I'm getting you all these gifts as a thank you.
29:33You wanna choose something else? I'll buy it for you too.
29:35All I want is to marry you and be Mrs. Pembroke.
29:39You said you were looking for the girl you slept with last night.
29:42That was me.
29:43Should I tell my uncle about this?
29:45Please, okay? It was definitely not you.
29:47I remember quite well.
29:48They had a very different perfume on.
29:51Where were you last night?
30:01You're my assistant. You should've got me back to the hotel.
30:03Where even was the woman?
30:05It was all my fault.
30:07What is there even left to question?
30:10I was there last night, and the proof is there on your neck.
30:13Hmm. Do you remember what room it was?
30:17We were in...
30:19You didn't even get your homework done, you silly girl.
30:22Right. You don't know.
30:24So please, up off the floor.
30:25If you're following us before you piss me off, you don't have a reputation for a bad temper.
30:43By the way, where were you last night?
30:45He didn't find out that was me, did he?
30:49You didn't think it was me there last night, did you?
30:51Okay, first of all, I can understand the difference between a man and a woman.
30:54Second of all, I am a straight man.
30:57Let's forget about this Cinderella, okay?
31:00Why is that?
31:01I mean, young people have hookups all the time.
31:0460% of young people are hooking up every day.
31:07It's no big deal.
31:09Forget about it.
31:12What if this woman is the one from three years ago?
31:15What if this is the love of my life?
31:17I don't understand those rich people.
31:19It's like they're obsessed with the Cinderella cliché or something.
31:22What if she has triplets, and she walks right through that door,
31:25and I get stuck with that five years from now?
31:27Are you gonna take care of it?
31:29No. I gotta go to the bathroom, okay?
31:32We're gonna have some hotel staff coming here in a minute.
31:35Feel free to talk to them.
31:36Hotel staff?
31:38By the way, they found a work badge on the floor last night in the office.
31:44We might find out pretty soon who happened to be in there with me last night.
31:50My badge.
31:57My badge.
32:00Have I left it in the lab?
32:03What if that's really my badge?
32:06That's right. I can destroy the badge with some hot water.
32:09And I can tell Charles somebody from the hotel destroyed it.
32:14Can I come in?
32:16Uh, wait a sec. I'll be right there.
32:20Perfect timing. You bring it with you?
32:22It's not a work badge. It's a driver's license.
32:29That's mine. Uh, I left it at the hotel when I went to go check the surveillance footage.
32:34I haven't been able to drive since then.
32:36How clumsy. You're my assistant now.
32:38Sorry, boss. Never again.
32:41Well, on that note, I'm gonna be on a business trip tomorrow to New York City.
32:44I want you to be my personal chauffeur.
32:46What's with Liam?
32:48He's on another assignment.
32:50I'm doomed. What should I do with my other job if I go on a business trip with him?
32:54You're going to attend another friend's wedding?
32:57This is the second one this month.
32:59The truest friends are never apart. Maybe in these days, but never in heart.
33:04You do know that you're working on our company's star project, right?
33:07I will be back ASAP. See you next week, Bob.
33:47If someone has a problem with me, they can tell me to my face.
33:56Who threw this?
34:01You. Girl in the white lab coat. Stop there.
34:12Hey!
34:15I'm so tired. I can't get caught or I'll put my cover.
34:22Oh, he's here to get me. Stop. Just let me be.
34:32Is this your heel? Did you throw it at my head?
34:35I didn't mean to. I slipped. It was an accident.
34:37I can't hear you. Can you please turn around, Miss...
34:43Ellis? So that we can talk?
34:45It was an accident. I slipped. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
34:48Why did you run away then?
34:50He looked really mad and survival instinct kicked in and I bailed. I am sorry.
34:55Well, the reason I brought it back is so that I could return it to you. Here.
35:08And this one.
35:17So that idea about the AI robots at the supermarket chain, that was your idea?
35:23Sir, I know it's in really rough shape, but I'm working on making it better.
35:26It was good.
35:26Really?
35:27Really? Thank you. I've been telling them about it.
35:37Yes, I'll be there in five minutes.
35:41This is weird. Your voice sounds so familiar. It feels like I've known her for a long time.
35:59Are you really seeing someone right now? I don't believe you. What are you up to this time?
36:07Uncle, you really don't want to meet your nephew's new girlfriend soon?
36:12Really? Does she really love you? You know, you've got a reputation for a bad temper.
36:21See, I am the full package. How can anyone ever say no to me?
36:27That's right. No one can resist my nephew. He's the full package after all.
36:33I said, tell me, when do I get to meet this girlfriend of yours?
36:40You know I don't like weight.
36:48Noah, change of plans. We're going to New York City today.
36:56I need to get away from my uncle.
37:11Do you have two queen size beds available?
37:13Okay, let me check.
37:17Oh, sorry. We only have one double room with queen size beds left.
37:23We need to order two rooms.
37:25It was a total last minute hustle. Okay? No heads up, I'm a loaded lane, meaning I have lots of
37:30money too.
37:31Cut me some slack, boss. I'm literally you in my own petty world.
37:34I don't reserve my own shit. How was I supposed to know?
37:39Never cross this line.
37:41Okay, do not cross the line. Don't even think about it.
38:06I don't know.
39:07And sports bras are more comfy for me.
39:10I gotta do something now.
39:12Come on, think of something.
39:14You know, your skin is really soft too.
39:19Maybe I should get you one of these.
39:21No offense, but I really am straight.
39:26You got any leads on that woman?
39:29Uh, not yet.
39:32The event's starting soon.
39:33We should really get going before we hit rush.
39:36So then stop blushing.
39:38Let's get ready to hit the road now.
39:40Okay.
39:46Okay.
39:48Boss, uh, it's my family.
39:49Can I take this?
39:55Bob, what do you need?
39:56Nora, I've sent you an email.
39:58It's our contract with the Lane Company.
40:00You're flying to New York City.
40:01You need to get to our CEO to sign it today.
40:03It's urgent.
40:03Get our CEO to sign it?
40:05Oh God, I'd blow my cover for sure.
40:07Bob, I'm on vacation right now.
40:09Can't you get someone else to do it?
40:13Bob, I'm on vacation right now.
40:15Can't you get someone else to do it?
40:16If you can't get our CEO to sign it,
40:18you can kiss your paycheck for this month goodbye.
40:22Threatening my paycheck again.
40:24So drastic.
40:30Oh, my stomach hurts.
40:31Can I go to the bathroom?
40:32Okay, just go.
40:58You sure you're going to close the deal with Charles?
41:01We've got a lot of single stars and celebrities crushing all over him.
41:06Well, we grew up together,
41:08so I know he's type inside out.
41:11And plus, I'm sure he's going to be my dessert later for sure.
41:15We've got meatball.
41:20We're going to be my dinner tonight.
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