00:04Damn it.
00:05What?
00:06Just my first ticket of the morning is a beheading.
00:09Oh, yeah. I've seen that one.
00:16The job is easy.
00:18Viewing posts that have been flagged by users.
00:21If the ticket violates our terms of use, click delete.
00:28Oh, what the...
00:29Hey, hey, hey, if you're gonna throw up, try to actually do it in a trash can because they charge
00:33for carpet cleaning here.
00:35Remember, we're not censors.
00:37We are moderators.
00:57I want to send the hammer ticket to the police.
01:00You did your job. You click delete. End of story.
01:08I wish there was something I could do.
01:10You don't need to wish you're a police officer. You can just go do something.
01:16This guy's a maniac. He will hurt you or worse.
01:19No, he won't.
01:20How do you know that?
01:22Do you by chance have a gun that I could borrow?
01:25What?
01:29You're not.
01:29You're not the hero here.
01:31You're just a regular person doing a regular job.
01:36I can't feel free until I do something about it.
01:41Violence goes viral.
01:44Always has, always will.
01:49Sometimes the only way to stop a bad thing is with another bad thing.
01:55Ah!
01:56Ah!
01:57Ah!
02:01Ah!
02:02Ah!
02:02Ah!
02:03Ah!
02:03Ah!
02:04Ah!
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