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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:32This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an ale appointment.
01:48You're a whore.
01:49You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
02:08Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine. I want a divorce.
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:23I got a divorce.
02:24I was a strived man.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:32I don't know.
02:34I want a divorce.
02:36I really do.
02:36And the daughter, I do.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:40Until today.
02:50My sketches?
02:51Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:56You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:34I'm getting bored.
03:35I want to go lie down.
03:36Sure, I'll keep an eye on things.
03:47The fuck?
03:48You need to get out of my room.
03:49I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:56This is my house.
03:58This is my life.
03:59So get out.
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people.
04:04Party's over.
04:05Let's go.
04:06Party's over.
04:07Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:11Party's over.
04:13Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:21Party's over.
04:23Party's over.
04:24Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:28Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:32Party's over.
04:33Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:40hey George welcome back hey this is the money that I owe you
04:49what can I get for you I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:55you're back with that okay
04:59let me guess acting not going so well
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah I don't believe in love fine I want a
05:13divorce did you hear him I ruined my son your son is fantastic but Benji needs to
05:18be in love if he's ever gonna hire himself just try to keep your heart
05:22open if not for yourself or Benji I think I have an idea okay what is that I want
05:30to hire you you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting
05:36gig I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you
05:42know a happy couple oh yeah yeah I cannot pay you much but seems like you need the
05:52money what do you say deal deal
06:11come on two more last one okay good work yeah hey can I tell you something well
06:21that's never good you ready as ready as I could be I'm gonna be an actor you what
06:29look some waitress someone needed my help and I agreed you realize you're a famous
06:36billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um look man she's super
06:41sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real totally normal request
06:49look man I just need something something different you know I can't do this anymore I'm just sick of
06:56this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to
07:01be
07:01some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have happened I got your back boss
07:10thanks you know you'll see she's great whatever you say boss now that's it
07:15okay oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:25what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:43last notice of child support must pay will not be paying that
08:06no no no no no hello Delilah
08:17you look quite nice tonight why thank you George you look quite nice as well
08:35why thank you George you look quite nice too can I offer you something to drink no
08:46thank you I'm fine
08:55this is gonna be great
09:02come on Benji you can do it Benji come on
09:09come on Benji hit the ball for once
09:13let's go Benji you're doing great
09:17hey Tony
09:19hey Delilah
09:21looking good as always
09:27nice with that dribble nice
09:31nice
09:37oh my god that's him
09:44that's who
09:47uh the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:50Delilah what are you talking about
09:53he's coming over
09:54what are you talking about
09:56hey George
09:57hey Delilah
10:03oh for Christ's sake man up boy
10:07don't say that
10:08oh my god can he go
10:09I'm so bored
10:10oh for fuck's sake
10:12thank god I have a mini-pedi
10:13come on let's get out of here
10:15you don't want to say hi to him
10:18no
10:20it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:22who the fuck are you
10:23I'm George
10:24I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:28Delilah's new boyfriend
10:30yes
10:32yeah
10:32we are dating
10:34what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:38he's an actor
10:39oh he's an actor
10:40that makes it even better
10:41wow
10:42you are such a riot Delilah
10:44just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:46you proved me wrong
10:47what's that bud
10:51nothing
10:52we gotta get out of here
10:54wish you two the best
10:58hey asshole
11:00where's the child support
11:04don't worry boopy
11:04I'll handle it
11:05you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:11I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:14alright I think I'm gonna get going
11:15but um
11:15I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:17right
11:18yes
11:18yes
11:19yes
11:19our date
11:21see more
11:26girl
11:27you better tell me everything now
11:37no no no no
11:38you're not supposed to do that
11:39I'm a starving artist
11:40they have lint on their shirts
11:42I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:45you know this is the first time in my life
11:47where I can be
11:48a normal person
11:50nobody after my money
11:51or my status
11:52or what I can do for them
11:54Delilah doesn't
11:55want anything from me
11:57she just
11:57wants me to play a role
11:59I do have to say
12:00I do have to say
12:01it's nice to see you smile again
12:07yeah it's gonna be nice
12:08you'll see
12:10and you should take the night off
12:11take Janice out to dinner
12:13on me
12:14hell no boss
12:15I'm keeping an eye on you
12:17from a distance
12:18no it'll be fine
12:19nobody will know who I am
12:20that may be the case
12:22but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:24and I ain't taking any chances
12:25do not follow me
12:27yes boss
12:29later
12:43hey how are you
12:45I'm George
12:45I'm Benji
12:50well hello
12:52hello there
12:53how are you
12:54I am very excited about our date
12:56I am looking forward to
12:58our date as well
13:01won't you come in
13:02ah yes
13:03thank you
13:11oh my
13:15bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:18we have a lousy landlord
13:20ah but you look
13:21quite nice
13:23tonight
13:24why
13:25thank you
13:26George
13:26you look
13:28quite nice
13:29as well
13:29why are you guys acting so weird
13:32hi
13:32I'm Roland
13:34the babysitter
13:35I think it's time for you to get going
13:37yes
13:38yes
13:38um
13:38yeah
13:39what if
13:39yeah
13:41that was
13:42so strange
13:43I know
13:49well
13:50that didn't go too well
13:53yeah
13:53no academy award for us
13:55maybe we should practice
13:58that sounds good
13:59yeah
14:01uh
14:03so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:11yeah
14:11yeah
14:12probably go eat
14:12I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:15yeah it's pretty good
14:16what are you gonna do
14:17uh
14:18same
14:19probably
14:20grab a bite to eat
14:21maybe hit a bookstore
14:24well that's just silly
14:25I mean
14:26why don't we go together
14:29sure
14:31sounds good
14:32okay
14:40so tell me
14:42why wedding dresses
14:43well
14:44ever since I was a little girl
14:46I always wanted to wear the dress
14:48be the bride
14:50yeah
14:50have my happy ending
14:54and then
14:54I eloped with Andy
14:58and
14:59he had an affair
15:03then we got a divorce
15:04and now
15:05of course
15:06he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:07my roof is leaking
15:09um
15:10my car is useless
15:12and
15:13I work in a diner
15:16so
15:18best laid plans
15:19I guess
15:21you know
15:22you should call my
15:23attorney friend
15:25he's helped me with some things in the past
15:26I think he can help you with this
15:28child support issue
15:30I would tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:32thank you
15:33yeah of course
15:34you will
15:40should probably get back from our
15:41date
15:43soon
15:44split the bill
15:46yeah
15:47sure
15:47split the bill
15:50check please
16:00hey Bernard
16:00this is Justin
16:02you're gonna be getting a call from
16:03a woman named Delilah James
16:06long story short
16:07her ex is a piece of shit
16:09he won't pay child support
16:10and he works at La Style
16:12but I can't fire him
16:13unless he might sue
16:15or he might figure out who I am
16:17so the least I can do
16:18is try to help
16:18get some money back from this douche bag
16:20from her
16:21and she can't know who I am
16:22she thinks my name is George
16:23thanks man
16:29hey Dino
16:30yes boss
16:31let's buy Delilah's building
16:34let's fix the roof on it
16:36sure thing
16:37oh and while you're at it
16:38if you can buy her a car
16:39nothing too fancy though
16:40she's not that type of girl
16:42and keep everything anonymous
16:44you got it
16:45thank you
16:51what's going on
16:53someone about the building
16:54they're putting on a new roof
16:55what
16:56oh my god
16:58that's amazing right
16:59thank you
18:32Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:39Delinquency of Child Support?
19:00Anyway...
19:06We need to talk.
19:15I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19That's her address.
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:28Okay, ma'am.
19:29You got it.
19:31Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:34Come on.
19:43I had a good time.
19:45Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um...
19:47We should do it again sometime.
19:49I think we sounded really good.
19:51But we should practice some more.
19:54Just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:02Good night.
20:21For you.
20:23Wait, what?
20:29You want the best neighbor's sweet steaks?
20:34I didn't enter any...
20:44Don't look at me.
20:45Look, it's got your name on it.
20:48Oh my god.
20:50It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:54They gave me these to you as well.
20:59I guess my look is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:11You know the answer to that.
21:13Dang.
21:18Oh, shoot.
21:20I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's gonna call.
21:24Yeah, sure.
21:25No problem.
21:27Thanks.
21:28Thanks.
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:04What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just...
22:09I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:33I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:45I think that we should practice kissing.
23:12I think that we should practice kissing.
23:16I think that we should practice kissing.
23:58George, wake up!
23:59The time!
24:01What?
24:01Benji's gonna be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on!
24:05Okay, just go up front.
24:08And pretend that you're just surviving,
24:10and you're gonna take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Um...
24:15Just go!
24:16Okay, okay.
24:17No, no, no.
24:18Go, go, go, go.
24:25Come on, finish up.
24:26We're gonna be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:32Grab your bag.
24:32Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:39Hurry!
24:39Let's go.
24:40Okay.
24:45Hey.
24:47Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good.
24:59What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:01I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean, and just boring.
25:05That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip.
25:08Zilch.
25:08Nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't truck me.
25:15No!
25:16That, who it?
25:19Dammit.
25:20How dare she?
25:21My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us?
25:30Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:40I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:43Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:48Ow!
25:49Damn it!
25:49Don't say it out loud.
25:50It gives me the creeps.
25:52But, you gotta...
25:53I mean...
25:53Ow!
25:54Alright, alright.
25:56I'll handle it.
25:56I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys from your apartment.
26:06Bye!
26:20There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:30Come on, Rev!
26:31Give us a break!
26:32Hey, that was a foul!
26:34No.
26:35No, Harry.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:41Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything alright?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is it saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:04Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:35And look.
27:36We are both proud of you.
27:38Whether you make it or not.
27:40Thanks.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:46There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53Alright, buddy.
27:58I can do it.
28:02Come on, son.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:22I can do it.
28:22I can do it.
28:22Oh, my gosh.
28:23Oh, my gosh.
28:24Oh, my gosh.
28:24Oh, my gosh.
28:25Yes.
28:27Oh, my gosh.
28:29Okay.
28:30Who will be allowed to go?
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:34My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:38And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:40and I was really hoping
28:41you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so.
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there
28:58acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:12Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go.
29:17Come on, come on, let's go.
29:18I can't, I really fuck.
29:25I can't believe I won a car
29:27from a contest
29:28I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:32I wonder who bought the building.
29:34He seems like a really decent guy.
29:35Yeah, he does.
29:36Hey, here he does.
29:37Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:39Come on!
29:40Just...
29:40Please, don't do this.
29:42I have a child at home.
29:43Hey, look, look.
29:43I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:47Just turn around, come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:51Fuck.
29:52Damn it.
29:53Listen, sorry.
29:54It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:58Hey, hey, look.
29:58You can just take the money.
30:01Oh!
30:13Dino!
30:14Thank God, man.
30:15You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:30But he called you boss.
30:33Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:35He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:40I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:44Yeah, very lucky.
30:46Thank you, Dino.
30:48Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:50Come on.
30:53Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:56I think it will really scare him.
31:00I, um...
31:02I...
31:02What?
31:05Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:09I think I would...
31:12Maybe...
31:13What's going on?
31:14I'm falling for you.
31:16I'm in love with you.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:20Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:25You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:30Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:32But the plan worked.
31:34Okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:38Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:41Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:45Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:55What?
31:56Are you serious?
31:58Yeah.
32:01Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:03I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06Oh!
32:09I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:15Whatever.
32:15You know I'm gonna go.
32:19What?
32:29Hey, boss.
32:31How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man.
32:35Women are nothing but trouble.
32:38You know?
32:38They think they know what they want.
32:40Then they get what they want.
32:42And that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:49I'm sorry, man.
32:51No, it's fine.
32:53Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:59Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:07It's got a good one.
33:40It's got a good one.
33:50It's got a good one.
34:31Tell me, what you got?
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37He had some goon there.
34:38He came out of nowhere.
34:39I was.
34:40What?
34:44They've seen my face.
34:45I got to have to lay low for a while.
34:47You idiot!
34:48I told you to do one thing.
34:50Get out!
34:52I clearly have to do everything on my own!
34:54You should have saw how big the guy was.
34:56Idiot.
35:03hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong
35:10okay i have to show you something you can't laugh okay what of course anything for you boobie
35:24what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll pitch it of course
35:30yeah yeah it will thank you boobie wow incredible
36:12boobie mama's in the mood
36:20boobie mama wants some lovey dovey
36:31boobie
36:35boobie
36:39no wait
37:02george
37:04please call me i'm so sorry about the other night
37:24george please don't let this affect our friendship
37:28benji misses you i miss you call me
37:49fine
37:51around seven o'clock
37:54this better be important
38:00listen
38:03i really need to talk with you can we get a coffee
38:07just a coffee
38:10okay slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow see you then
38:20uh hey dino yes boss
38:23hey can you do me a solid can you follow delilah she's been acting a little strange i kind of
38:29want to just know what's up
38:30consider it done
38:36so what is this about
38:40let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
38:42no
38:47i've been thinking about us
38:49us
38:52there is no us
38:54there is no us
38:54but there is
38:55there could be
38:59when i saw you with that guy at the little league game
39:02i knew i made a big mistake
39:05we're a family
39:15you
39:20how
39:21how
39:21dare you
39:22sharon
39:23boopy
39:27you're trying to steal my man
39:29i already told you
39:30he's mine
39:31you slut
39:32tell her
39:33this was your idea
39:34he wants us to get back together
39:36oh
39:37i don't know what you're talking about
39:40sharon
39:40she begged me to meet her
39:41she said it was an emergency
39:43something about benji
39:44you coward
39:47she grabbed my hand
39:48she was begging me
39:49it was pathetic
39:50okay
40:00take that you slut
40:02i cannot
40:03i cannot believe that i agreed to have dinner with you
40:05you're a worm
40:08and you're fucking crazy
40:11and this man
40:13does not
40:14pay his child support
40:20boopy
40:21don't even start
40:22what the hell is this
40:24you're embarrassing me
40:25it's disgusting
40:26let's go
40:26let's go
40:27come on
40:34hey
40:36hey
40:37hey
40:38thank you for meeting with me
40:40i'm
40:40happy to see you
40:43yeah
40:44what do you want delilah
40:48i've been thinking
40:49about us
40:51about our conversation
40:53the other week
40:54and
40:55what you said
40:58look
40:58i was wrong
41:01i
41:01what i said
41:03was wrong
41:04and i made a mistake
41:05and i was confused
41:07what do you mean you were confused
41:09how was dinner last night
41:12with andy
41:14what
41:15i said
41:16how was dinner last night
41:17with andy
41:19how do you know about that
41:20ah
41:22so you did have dinner with him
41:24and you held hands
41:26how romantic
41:27oh my god
41:28did you have me followed
41:30you're not even denying it
41:31oh
41:32god
41:33i had dinner
41:35with andy last night
41:36because he asked to talk about benji
41:38yeah
41:39and then he grabbed my hand
41:41and then his girlfriend
41:42threw wine in my face
41:44right
41:45yeah right
41:45and then i went home
41:47and i did some soul searching
41:48and i realized that i have feelings for you
41:51but now i realize i was wrong
41:53you're just an asshole
41:58you're just a lonely woman
42:01who's shut down
42:02and has to pay somebody
42:03to even pretend to love her
42:04god
42:06oh
42:10i hope i never
42:11have to see you again
42:15christ
42:23mom
42:25yeah hun
42:26can i ask you a
42:27personal question
42:31well i guess that depends on what the question is
42:33where's george
42:36george
42:38you heard me
42:39where's george
42:41um
42:42did he have a fight
42:45well
42:47did he break up
42:54um
42:55um
42:56sometimes grown-ups
42:57they
42:58they have to make decisions
43:00well it's okay
43:02you broke up
43:04don't worry about it
43:05i'm used to it
43:07i'm sorry benji
43:11i really am
43:27what's in your car george
43:35what's in your car george
43:36thank you for meeting with me
43:37yeah i was surprised that you called
43:40um
43:41are you here alone
43:42yeah it's
43:43my god
43:43mom's a rocker
43:44roland fell asleep on the couch
43:46he does it every time
43:47don't tell mom
43:49okay
43:50i want to talk about mom
43:54look benji i don't think that there's much to talk about there
43:57your mom was being super sad
44:00and i'm sorry to hear about that
44:02you know she loves you
44:03right
44:05wait what
44:06i can tell
44:09benji it's not what you think
44:10look
44:13your mom hired me
44:15i know you've been pretending
44:17what
44:18i know you've been pretending
44:19that you love each other
44:20so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:23listen i may be a kid but i'm not stupid
44:25but
44:26and you love her too
44:27but they're so
44:28so i'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together
44:32deal
44:36deal
44:40delilah delilah delilah delilah
44:42what what how
44:43a friend of a friend of an ex
44:45had the two sets of tickets to the le couture fashion style show
44:49and i couldn't use them and get them to me
44:52what
44:53wait
44:53wait that is like
44:55huge
44:56anyone is gonna be at that fashion show
44:58why you
45:00let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:02and guilt
45:03baby guilt
45:07and guess who's gonna be my date
45:09who
45:09you silly
45:11what
45:11what
45:17wait those are my designs
45:20what
45:20those look exactly like my dresses
45:23you see
45:25oh my god they do
45:27we have to go
45:49booby
45:49i think we're gonna change the fashion world
45:52ooh i agree booby
45:55there they are
45:56there they are
45:59ladies and gentlemen
46:01before we end this magical show
46:03we have a very special treat
46:05today after years of secrecy
46:07the style couture
46:09will finally reveal its company's owner founder and primary designer
46:15oh my god
46:17we're fucked
46:19oh my god
46:21ladies and gentlemen
46:22please put your hands together for none other than
46:25Justin Fitzgerald
46:38isn't that
46:39yes
46:42George
46:48did you know about that?
46:50yeah
46:50he gave me the tickets
46:51but how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:54did you know about that?
46:56yeah
46:56he gave me the tickets
46:57but how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:00not a secret Milo
47:01a surprise
47:05wow
47:05i feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders
47:10you know they say that the truth will set you free
47:13oh
47:14well
47:15i feel like i've been free for the first time
47:24fallen deeply in love
47:26with delilah james
47:36holy fuck
47:38damn
47:44the premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love delilah
47:51the premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love delilah
48:13oh
48:20oh
48:24but before we end tonight's festivities
48:28i do have one more important thing to say
48:29and it is very important
48:37oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:41i do have one more important thing to say
48:42and it is very important
48:47delilah would you mind coming up to join me?
49:13will you please dan me the honor
49:17and be my wife.
49:24Delilah,
49:26will you please
49:28do me the honor
49:30and be my wife?
49:34Yes.
49:35What?
49:38Yes.
49:39You will.
49:40I will.
49:41You will.
49:56The clothing was disgusting.
49:58Terrible.
49:58Andy James,
49:59you are under arrest
50:00for delinquency of child support
50:01and contempt of court.
50:03Sharon Swart,
50:04you are under arrest
50:04for attempted murder.
50:06No, Boobie!
50:08Boobie, make it stop!
50:09No, no, no!
50:09Boobie!
50:10Boobie, make it stop!
50:11Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:18I now pronounce you
50:20husband and wife.
50:22Once upon a time,
50:23I thought life
50:24was about finding love.
50:25But in the end,
50:26I learned it's not just
50:27about finding love,
50:28but loving yourself,
50:31your truth,
50:32and your joy.
50:34Proving that sometimes
50:35the best things
50:36come from the most
50:37unexpected beginnings.
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