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The Chaotic Brass Teapot HD 720p
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00:00I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now.
00:13Listen to me, Mae.
00:14If we don't find $1,200 by tomorrow, we'll be living in a cardboard box.
00:18And knowing our luck, it won't even be an Amazon Prime box.
00:20I told you buying that fake Gucci bag was a bad investment.
00:26It's an investment piece, Mae. It projects wealth.
00:30Which is exactly what you didn't do when you bought this piece of junk.
00:33It was $3. It looked lonely.
00:37I just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies in it.
00:42I gotta go make back that dollar.
00:52Ouch! Great! Now I have Tefanis!
00:55I swear, I just money would literally fall from the sky right now
00:58so we could pay the damn rent.
01:09You kissed a dirty pot and made $50?
01:12Honey, I've kissed worse for a lot less. Let me try.
01:19Error. Your lip gloss contains cheap petroleum. Access denied.
01:22Did that thrift store trash can just fat shamed my makeup?
01:25Chloe, we have a possessed teapot. It talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
01:40Bren!
01:42Open the door, you broke shit!
01:44I know you're in there!
01:46Oh yeah, Brenda, you're so much better than my wife.
01:49Her meelope tastes like science.
01:55Look at him.
01:58Trust fun baby.
01:59If we could just pawn his watch, we'd eat sushi instead of...
02:03whatever the spongy substance is.
02:06Mae, use the pot.
02:08Make him leave us alone, or better yet, make him our sugar daddy.
02:19No! The pot is evil!
02:21Every time it grants a wish, it ruins someone's lives!
02:23Teapot.
02:24Just kiss it and tell it to make Chase obey us.
02:27Do it, or I'll tell everyone you still sleep with a nightlight.
02:31I wish Chase would stop acting so high and mighty, and just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:38See? The battery must be dead.
02:41Okay folks, brace yourselves. We're about to spill the chaotic truth.
02:52Just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
02:58My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
03:01Let me prove my devotion.
03:05And the real fun is just beginning.
03:10Make him stop!
03:11He's taking off his Rolex.
03:14Don't interrupt magic, Mae. Catch the watch.
03:16Ha ha ha ha, LL, what a bunch of cluteless humans.
03:19Enjoy your moment of shame.
03:41Just one normal wish.
03:43No stripping.
03:44No divorces.
03:45I just wish for a perfect score on my calculus final tomorrow.
03:48Please.
03:49Please.
03:56Okay, your final example.
03:59The answers are mathematically flawless, a perfect score.
04:01Oh, thank God, I studied really hard.
04:03However, your proofs are highly inappropriate.
04:06For instance, question four.
04:07You didn't use the Taylor series.
04:09Instead, you wrote,
04:10Professor, your eyes are two infinite limits,
04:13and my love for you is a function that constantly approaches infinity.
04:18Oh, no.
04:19I got tricked by this teapot again.
04:25And question seven.
04:26Miss May, your eyes are two infinite limits is not a math equation.
04:42It's a new theory?
04:45I am a happily married man, Miss May.
04:47I don't know what kind of twisted game you are playing, but this is academic harassment.
04:58Correction to public record.
05:00May's heart does not belong to Professor Miller.
05:02May's heart solely belongs to the man in the Spongebob underwear.
05:18May, did you post a yell review for the local pharmacy saying,
05:24Thanks for the discount on extra absorbent pads, because my life is a bloody mess.
05:29What?
05:30No, I haven't touched my phone since Tuesday.
05:33You are welcome.
05:34I have successfully integrated into your local network to optimize your pathetic digital footprint.
05:39Also, I have subscribed you to a How to Flirt for Dummies daily newsletter.
05:43You want a teapot?
05:43You brew leaves?
05:44Stop hacking my life.
05:45Alert.
05:45May has been single for 730 days.
05:49Cut!
05:51Her serotonin levels are dangerously low.
05:53Should I order a robotic companion?
05:56Standard shipping is free.
05:57Listen here, you judgmental hunk of junk.
05:59We don't need a robotic boyfriend.
06:01Only if it pays rent, Tin Can.
06:03Otherwise, shut your spouse.
06:05Disrespect noted.
06:06Initiating financial retaliation.
06:08Financial retaliation?
06:10What are you going to do?
06:10Cancel my Netflix?
06:11We use May's mom's account anyway.
06:14My bank account!
06:17We only had $20 left!
06:19Where did it go?
06:19I have invested your remaining $20 into a highly volatile meme cryptocurrency.
06:23called Dogecoin Pro Max.
06:25Current value, $0.03.
06:27Have a nice day.
06:28What the fuck?
06:44I ran into Professor Miller today, and he practically ran away from me.
06:48I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
06:51Embarrassment energy absorbed.
06:53Battery level 1%.
06:55So you being pathetic is literally its power source?
06:57We have to pay $12 for rent tomorrow.
06:59We just need to publicly humiliate you to fully charge it, and then we make a massive whip.
07:04Come on, it's not even that bad.
07:06Just do a little silly dance right here, in the open.
07:09Nothing crazy, just some goofy moves to crank up the embarrassment.
07:12A dance out in public?
07:13Are you insane?
07:14Everyone will stare and laugh at me.
07:15That's exactly what we need.
07:17The more awkward and cringy your dance is, the faster this teapot charges.
07:21Think about the rent may.
07:23One tiny humiliating dance, and all our money problems disappear!
07:29No!
07:30Absolutely not!
07:31I am already the campus joke.
07:41I am not singing W.O.P. at the Poetry Slam!
07:44These people are crying over Robert Forst!
07:47Rent is $1,200, May!
07:49Grab the mic and shake it, or we are sleeping on the street!
07:54Yeah, you messing with some...
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you with some.
08:00Yeah, you with some.
08:01Um, give me everything you've got for this.
08:17Fine, whatever.
08:18I'm throwing all my dignity out the window.
08:20Let's just get this over with.
08:21Sing this dumb song, wrap up this cringy mess,
08:24and never speak of this humiliating disaster ever again.
08:30Um, um...
08:31Stop this!
08:33Don't think you can attract my attention with this cheap trick!
08:37Battery 100% charged.
08:40Ready to ruin more lives.
08:44This is your other.
08:59Uh, hello?
09:00What even is this vibe?
09:12What?
09:13Can't understand it?
09:13I pulled my family's school board privileges and had this run-down corridor sealed off.
09:18From now on, this place is only for me and my friends.
09:21Reserved for tasting premium truffle pasta.
09:24People like you who are down and out don't even deserve to set foot in here.
09:28Look at him.
09:28He bought the entire pasta station just to watch us starve.
09:31I say we throw the teapot at his perfectly gowled head.
09:34Are you crazy?
09:35If it gets mad, it might turn all the pasta into live snakes.
09:38Well, well.
09:39If it isn't the charity cases.
09:41Enjoying the view of a balanced, non-subsidized meal?
09:43Enjoying your daddy's money, Chase?
09:44Careful.
09:45Too much truffle makes you impotent.
09:51What is this?
09:53Where is my Wellington?
09:54Who authorized this vegan nightmare?
09:57Swipe it.
09:58Buy the whole kitchen.
09:59Declined.
10:00Balance.
10:01Zero.
10:02Your meal plan has been permanently converted to the detox kale cleanest.
10:06Enjoy your leafy prison.
10:11You think you can outsmart my trust fund?
10:14Trust fund detected.
10:16Intelligence.
10:17Not found.
10:24This is like a salad for a giant.
10:27This is like a joke.
10:31Oh.
10:32At least this dish is free.
10:47This teapot, it talks, and it brought us dirty laundromat money.
10:49I am a happily married man.
10:51And just be obsessed with me like a loyal dog.
10:54My queen, your presence makes my heart pant.
10:56Let me prove my devotion.
11:01Babe, I've got another new way to make money.
11:04We could...
11:05I have something to attend to.
11:06I'll be back soon and we'll discuss this idea.
11:09Zero patience, zero listening skills, only full speed escape mode.
11:14I need it to navigate for me.
11:22Doctor, I can't sleep.
11:24My appliance judges my romantic life, and my roommate is trying to monetize my trauma.
11:28I feel like I'm losing my mind.
11:31May, we often project our internal chaos onto inanimate objects.
11:36Tell me about this appliance.
11:38Doctor, the human mind is a fragile algorithm.
11:41May's serotonin levels are depleted due to socioeconomic anxiety and a severe lack of
11:46physical touch.
11:47I am merely a mirror reflecting her existential dread.
11:52Fascinating!
11:53It uses sarcasm to deflect human trauma.
11:55Are you looking for seed funding?
11:56No, I'm looking for anti-depressions.
11:58This is revolutionary.
12:00A tangible hardware interface with an aggressive, empathetic L.E.M.G.
12:03It's a disruptive technology.
12:04It's a paradigm shift.
12:05It's the ultimate Silicon Valley disrupt.
12:07This is the future of mental health.
12:10No, you don't understand.
12:11It's actually magic, and it hates me.
12:13We launch in beta next month.
12:20Call your lawyer.
12:28What?
12:29No way.
12:30Is this really $10,000?
12:32Did we just hit random free money out of nowhere?
12:34Some lunatic doctor won't stop rambling about fundraising and deals.
12:37All he really wants is our weird AI top it.
12:39Oh!
12:42$10,000 ready to pay a year's rent and buy those red-soled heels I've been eyeing all year.
12:49Hard times are finally over.
12:51We're getting out of this rat-incested hellhole and moving into a place with a private bathroom!
12:55I just hope the bank accepts a check written to do the sarcastic pot LLC.
13:08ARIACI, WE MADRE I MERDIINE
13:21Hey!
13:22Chloe!
13:23Oh, we need a gold scratching pod!
13:24Why does an AI need a gold scratching pod?
13:27TO SHARPEN MY ALGORHYTHMS
13:31SHE CAN WITHEMS
13:33I'm gonna melt this down and sell it to a pawn shop!
13:43Whoa, hold up!
13:44Look on the bright side!
13:44It's a gold cat tower!
13:46Even if it's fake gold, it's still fancy!
13:48Gold-plated my ass!
13:49I'll melt this overhyped magic teapot into Scrappin'!
13:56What on earth just went crashing down?!
14:00I swear I'm gonna melt this petty evil golden teapot down to Scrappin' metal!
14:05Calculated structural integrity fail!
14:08Current debt status severe!
14:10Have a nice day!
14:15Can you believe this?
14:17We had a $10,000 check, and this thing turned it into a giant golden cat-mater!
14:23And don't even get me started, it crashed right through our rental apartment floor!
14:28Now we're stuck paying for the damages!
14:31Why me?
14:31Why do I always end up being the one dragged into your disaster-mest?
14:35Look at this headscarf!
14:36It reeks of curry!
14:36I look like a runaway gypsy fortune teller who got lost on campus!
14:40Shut it right now, you useless, limbless little kettle!
14:42Hey, we gotta pay the rent and the floor repair bill!
14:44You and this chaotic teapot are officially open for fortune-telling business right here by the fountain!
14:48Relax, I'm great at reading fortunes!
14:50With that curry-scented headstaff, you've got the full mysterious vibe down perfectly!
14:53Mysterious?
14:54I look like I just wandered out of a street food market!
14:57If anyone I know sees me, I'm never showing my face on campus again!
15:00Quit complaining!
15:01Fortune teller!
15:02Five dollars a reading!
15:03Come one, come all!
15:05Discover your future, expose your past!
15:07Only fifty bucks a question!
15:09Cheaper than therapy, more accurate than a pregnancy test!
15:13Will my boyfriend marry me?
15:18Just this once, do it properly!
15:20Okay, okay!
15:23He is currently marrying your sister in Vegas!
15:31Where are you now?
15:33Will I be able to graduate smoothly?
15:35Your thesis advisor is stealing your data!
15:38Uh-oh!
15:40How to treat my girlfriend's allergic proposition?
15:42You are not allergic to gluten, you are just pretentious!
15:45What's wrong with you?
15:46Why are you acting so weird?
15:51Next!
15:52Come on, spill my love fortune!
15:54Am I gonna meet my Mr. Right soon?
15:56Yeah!
15:57Tell us the tea!
15:58Don't hold anything back!
15:59Alright, don't say I didn't warn you!
16:02Your boyfriend is hitting it off super well, with your best friend right here!
16:06It's not what you think!
16:07This teapot must have glitched out!
16:08Fight all you want!
16:09Every word I said is the absolute truth!
16:11Want me to dig up even more details for you two?
16:13You bitch!
16:14You pure green tea bitch!
16:22Hey!
16:23You two!
16:24You're running an illegal gambling defamation ring!
16:27Stop right there!
16:28Run, Mae!
16:36Make us invisible!
16:38Wait!
16:39Wait!
16:41Wait!
16:42Wait!
16:46Hello?
16:55May!
16:56When I turn back, I'm going to stuff you in a toilet and flush you away!
17:09My back!
17:10I swear it's about to snap in half!
17:12This is all your fault!
17:13If you hadn't randomly kissed that teapot, we wouldn't have been stuck as statues for
17:16three whole hours!
17:17As soon as I can move again, you're stuck cleaning the toilets!
17:28Well, well, aren't these our famous campus fortune tellers?
17:32What's up?
17:32Just unfrozen from being statues, hiding here to catch a break?
17:36We barely escaped being human statues for three hours, and now we're stuck facing a fancy
17:41silver rival teapop?
17:43Our lives are officially one chaotic disaster after another!
17:48What are you even doing carrying a fancy French press around?
17:52I told you I'd find better technology.
17:54Say hello to Bartholomew, made of sterling silver, programmed in Oxford.
17:58Ah, a peasant pot.
18:00I smell rust and desperation.
18:02At least I don't spit out bitter, overpriced bean water, you British snob!
18:07Predictable response from a lower-class receptacle.
18:09Have you considered recycling yourself into a hubcap?
18:12I calculate a 99% probability that your filter is clogged with your own bloated ego-
18:24Get him, Earl! Melt his silver ass!
18:30Expel armum!
18:32Stupid!
18:57ling stardom!
19:06So balls.
19:07Massimo!
19:07Playsика
19:07Noo!
19:08Mae! Chase!
19:10Ahhhh!
19:11Noo!
19:15Whoa!
19:22This is all your fault.
19:24If you hadn't used that stupid French press to target my teapot,
19:26we wouldn't be stuck here and the power wouldn't have gone out.
19:28Don't put all the blame on me.
19:29You're the one who started this with that weird teapot.
19:31I was just trying to fix things.
19:48Hey, open up! Open up!
19:52Great. Just great.
19:53I am trapped in a metal box that smells like student loans in despair.
19:57Oh, I'm sorry, your excessive wealth is chafing you.
20:00Try wearing a bra bought on clearance at Target.
20:02That's real suffocation.
20:03Do you know how much this cashmere sweater costs?
20:06It doesn't breathe!
20:15Did I say too much?
20:22You know, no one's ever said that to me.
20:23They just see the money, the suits, not...
20:26this.
20:28I get it.
20:29It's like being stuck in a box, right?
20:31You can't even choose what you wear,
20:33let alone what you want.
20:35I keep this in case I panic.
20:37My mom gave it to me before she left.
20:39She said sweet things can make hard days easier.
20:42My grandma used to give me this too.
20:43She said it would make hard days lighter.
20:45I still keep one in my pocket even now.
20:46I just...
20:47My whole life is mapped out by my father's board.
20:49What to study, who to meet, even what to wear.
20:51Every choice is made for me.
20:52That French press was supposed to be mine,
20:54the one thing I could control.
20:55And my whole life is basically a series of panic attacks
20:58interrupted by a possessed teapot.
20:59I work two jobs to pay rents,
21:01skip meals to buy textbooks,
21:02and just when I think things might get better,
21:04that stupid pot messes everything up.
21:05We're both just trying to survive.
21:06You know, without that psychotic pot,
21:09you're almost tolerable.
21:10And without your trust fund,
21:12you're just a guy scared of the dark.
21:24Record, abnormal hormone secretion.
21:26Preparing to execute punishment protocol.
21:31Whoa, easy there.
21:33Carrying that many old books,
21:34you're gonna break your back.
21:35Remind me never to let you borrow my textbooks.
21:37Relax, I've carried heavier than this at my bookstore job.
21:41Unlike you, I'm not afraid of a little work.
21:43Oh my god, look at these two.
21:44Eyes on each other like nobody's business.
21:46Someone's definitely smitten.
21:48Speaking of work, how's the bookstore shift lately?
21:50Still skip meals to finish your assignments?
21:52Not anymore.
21:53I've figured out how to balance work and school.
21:56Thanks for asking.
22:07Hey lovebirds, your jealous little teapot is throwing a fit.
22:10Maybe you two should sneak a chat later
22:11before it blows up the whole campus.
22:14Aw, how cute.
22:16Even a jealous teapot can't stop true love.
22:19Can't wait to teapot May about this later.
22:20I'm so sorry about this.
22:22It's like a jealous toddler.
22:23It's okay.
22:24I'm used to its nonsense.
22:26I gotta go before it causes more trouble.
22:29Yeah, sure.
22:30Text me if it acts off again.
22:31I'll bring the French press to distract it.
22:33Will do.
22:33See you later.
22:34Let's go, girl.
22:36Love can't fill your stomach.
22:43I mean, on a veggie go.
22:46Hey May, I noticed you looked slightly less exhausted today.
22:51Brought you a flat white.
23:00What is wrong with your appliances?
23:03I don't know.
23:03It's been doing this all morning.
23:05Every time I look at a guy, it plays farm animal noises.
23:13I think your AI has a crush on you.
23:18It's a kitchen appliance, Chloe.
23:20Hey, I dated a guy who was legally considered a vegetable peeler.
23:25Love is blind.
23:27May.
23:39Stand back, May.
23:41I'm going to crack this braz pinata open.
23:44You can't hit it.
23:45What if it's dead?
23:47What if it's dead?
23:59Is that you in a corset?
24:01Girl, vintage does not suit your waistline.
24:06Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:10Why am I holding a fat orange cat?
24:34I do not.
24:34The moon.
24:34The moon.
24:35The moon.
24:35I didn't go cold in the window.
24:54The moon.
24:57The moon.
24:59The moon.
24:59investors you two are required to be there no exceptions we have to go to the royal hotel
25:03conference room in an hour there's a road show for the ai can companion system with silicon valley
25:07investors we're required to be there are you kidding me this thing is completely short sealed
25:12and he wants us to do a road show for an ai teapot he's out of his mind
25:22hey look at how you two hung that poster fix it immediately bring the teapot here immediately the
25:27investment session starting and the investors will be here any second what do you mean the
25:30teapot isn't speaking listen this is a five million dollar deal i don't care how you do it just get
25:34that teapot ready to go what do you mean it's not feeling talkative this is a five million dollar
25:42pitch just tell them it uses blockchain i'll tell them it uses unicorn tears if they write a check
25:50uh hi welcome to the future of emotional processing
25:54this device learns your trauma cut the jargon we want a live demo make it insult us please
26:01insult his vest call him a corporate parasite just do something you think i don't know what
26:07what you're after well i'm simply not doing it
26:26is is the aggressive lmbm mimicking a domestic feline to disarm the user brilliant
26:35i'm connecting them
26:44old old lang syne and then more they make when the band or the gold's on the d
26:52old lang syne that makes them stop magic doesn't have a volume button
27:07it's a commentary on the absurdity of modern tech improbable ability it's it's performance art
27:15forget five million we are adding an extra million for this avant-garde vision
27:36we are willing to sign this high value investment contract
27:40and the funds couldn't be placed at any time
27:45but before the official payment is made there is one pre-wescedent that must be met
27:51hand over the complete source code of that mysterious t-cop
27:55in full authority without it all investments will be voided immediately
28:13look i've hacked into the pentagon's wi-fi to download anime before
28:17but this hardware is bizarre it doesn't use python or c is it some kind of alien tech or quantum
28:22computing no this code is just repeating the word meow 10 million times
28:31you're gonna get what's coming to you it wasn't me i didn't do anything
28:36then add some zeros and make it look expensive
28:40nobody in silicon valley actually reads code anyway they just like looking at long
28:44complicated strings of letters
29:09why did my five million dollars turn into ten cans of tuna a day
29:26oh my god all the bad luck just piled up at once
29:50it's all because of this lousy teapot conjuring up those canned tuna
29:54left untouched they went bad straight away and the weird stench just won't fade away
30:11it's all right
30:12oh there's a cockroach what do we do
30:15besides this apartment was already pretty unhygienic to begin with and now it's such a
30:19mess you can barely set foot inside the school pest control team even noticed it
30:24they showed up unannounced for the sake of our health and safety and sprayed the entire apartment
30:28thoroughly to get rid of the pest
30:38are you two finally fumigating yourselves i can lend you a hotel room if you promise not to touch the
30:44minibar the teapot is still inside what if the chemicals melt its hard driver
31:02okay they're pretty but they still have six legs and sleep in my cereal
31:06sneezes system error welcome to studio 54
31:25did you see that
31:39he is so handsome what does he see in you well auntie chase really appreciates my
31:48inner beauty and my academic dedication right honey right who's come to the house
31:56who on earth are you look at the state you're in all right then i
32:05all right then i'll head out to buy some things to treat you
32:11in that case i ask you
32:16what academic achievements has may attained
32:27fact she sleeps with her mouth open and owes twenty thousand dollars
32:34uh-huh i knew it and owes twenty thousand somebody save me make her stop talking you are a fraud
33:04what's wrong with this one
33:09what's wrong with this one
33:14what's wrong with this one
33:14is the family gathering going well
33:23what's going on what's wrong here
33:42it was three dollars it looked lonely i just wanted to clean it up and maybe put some cheap daisies
33:49in it
33:50talk to me call me broke call me pathetic just say something
33:56tell me i'll never pay off my loans tell me chase only kissed me for show
34:01just turn on the blue light
34:11battery battery at one percent battery i just wanted some head scratches
34:31no matter what happens
34:34i will definitely save you
34:36good news there is an antique dealer who is said to be able to repair anything
34:51this place is absolutely magical
35:07young ladies what can i do for you
35:22you fools this is not a toy it's a vessel holding a spirit that crossed a century to find its
35:28anchor
35:29and what did you do you drained it for rent money it needed love not capitalism
35:34excuse me capitalism is what keeps a roof over this magic trash can if it didn't pay rent we'd be
35:40tossing it into the east kailu
35:53if you don't find its obsession before tonight the soul inside will dissipate forever no one knows if its obsession
35:59is endless bills it can never pay off or an unsolved mystery left behind a hundred years ago you all
36:03must find the answer before sunset
36:09we only have less than five hours this is crazy how can embarrassment wake up a spirit it worked before
36:15the more embarrassing the more power it gives now shut up and run please teapot hold on a little longer
36:21we'll save you
36:29all right rich boy your time to shine do the magic mic routine are you insane i am not doing
36:35the strip
36:35cane again my father's lawyers are still scrubbing the last video from tick tock take off the pants rich
36:40boy or the pot dies do you want its metallic blood on your perfectly manicured hands
36:55it's not working my turn
37:07why isn't it working we've done everything we've lost all our dignity
37:12it's fading its light is fading
37:17we're going to lose it
37:34it appears the lower class receptal has run out of steam i have calculated the energy transfer matrix
37:40take my core tell the pot its jokes were mildly amazing bartholomew no you'll lose your
37:44sentence you'll just be a coffee maker a sterling silver coffee maker sir maintain your standards
37:58good appliance buddy
38:06warning incompatible energy core backup power online communication window five minutes
38:21the vc firm wants to run a hardware diagnostic right now grab the asset
38:28keep the money
38:34nobody else my multi-million dollar retirement plan get in the trust fund mobile chase
38:38what you're doing a heist the clinic now move
38:49Are you crazy?
38:51We are stealing tech property.
38:52We need to go to federal prison.
38:55No, we are rescuing a 100-year-old cat.
38:58It's animal welfare.
38:59If Penta asks, I'm a hero.
39:12Stop them!
39:15Stop them!
39:45Why did you put me through all this chaos?
39:49You made me a joke!
39:51You ruined my life!
39:53You ruined my life!
39:55Why?
40:09Go and call an ambulance.
40:11Okay.
40:14May!
40:15Teapot.
40:18Okay, I'll go find it right away.
40:21Don't worry.
40:22You'll see it when you wake up.
40:37Teapot!
40:58Help!
41:00Don't worry.
41:08It's... you.
41:16Sorry, I didn't find a teapot.
41:18May, are you okay?
41:21All is well.
41:35You're so fat.
41:47Is the teapot here?
41:50It's worth a lot!
41:52No, doctor.
41:53It can walk now.
41:55Now, where is our word check?
42:02Gentlemen, what you see on this table is not a biological organism.
42:06It is the Feline 3000, a fully integrated holographic hardware that simulates the arrogant, dismissal nature of a real cat.
42:21It sheds real hair! The haptic feedback is incredible!
42:30The simulation of Animal Dester is a breakthrough in immersive user experience.
42:36Yes, yes! We spent millions developing the organic shedding algorithm!
42:46Earl, not the Zen Garden?
42:48Yes, and the Lidox feature is... hyper-realistic.
42:54It teaches users responsibility through otobactory punishment!
42:59Ooh!
43:12So, no magic ruining the day tonight?
43:19No teapots turning my steak into kale?
43:21No sudden uncontrollable urges to bark?
43:24Nope.
43:24Just my natural social awkwardness.
43:28I'm currently trying to figure out which of these four forks is for the salad,
43:31and sweating through my silk dress.
43:33Who's the biggest one?
43:35And if anyone looks at you funny, I'll buy the restaurant and fire them.
43:57So, how's the lobster? I heard this seaside restaurant's seafood is the best in the city.
44:01It's amazing, thank you. I've never had a meal with such a beautiful view before.
44:06You deserve it. By the way, Chloe's gone crazy shopping. She's bought almost half the mall.
44:11Oh God, that's so Chloe. I told her not to splurge, but she never listens.
44:17Let her have fun. She's struggled with rent long enough.
44:21After dinner, I'll take you to my estate to wait for her.
44:24Your estate? Isn't that too fancy?
44:26Just a garden. I want you to see it.
44:40Sorry I'm late.
44:42Miner bags, shoes, even a diamond necklace.
44:45This bonus is the best thing ever.
44:47Chloe, you bought enough stuff to last a lifetime.
44:50So what? We're rich now.
44:52No more rent, no more discounted cereal.
44:55We can buy a big house with a garden.
44:59We can afford a house like this easily with the bonus.
45:02It's beautiful, but too quiet.
45:04I miss our small apartment. It's cramped, but lively.
45:07Are you kidding? This is luxury. Why miss that shabby apartment?
45:10It's real. This sudden wealth is missing something.
45:13Fine, whatever. Let's go back.
45:15I have a surprise.
45:22A pure gold toilet. Isn't it amazing?
45:25A gold toilet for our small apartment?
45:28Of course. We're rich. We deserve the best.
45:31Oh no! What happened?
45:34I told you it's too heavy. You're in trouble.
45:42What's going on? A gold toilet?
45:44It broke the floor and sewer. You have to pay for repairs.
45:48Relax. We're going to be rich. We can afford it.
45:54Then let's buy this small apartment.
45:58Buy this apartment? What about our big house and garden?
46:18What about our big house and garden?
46:22May! Chloe!
46:23What's wrong with you two?
46:25The smell of this cat's waist is terrible.
46:28It's drifting to the hallway.
46:29Oh, come on. We clean the litter box every day.
46:31It's not that bad.
46:33I'm sorry, Auntie.
46:35We'll clean it more frequently later.
46:37It's not just the smell.
46:39I'm allergic to cat hair.
46:40Every time I pass your door, I sneeze nonstop.
46:43You two...
46:47Meow!
46:51Oh, what a lovely little guy.
46:53I can't be mad at you.
46:55Wait, let me help you clean up.
46:57This cat hair and litter box are not good for the cat.
46:59Auntie, you don't have to...
47:01It's okay. I'm free anyway.
47:02This little guy is so cute.
47:04I can't hair to see him live in a messy place.
47:07Meow!
47:11Wait, did that cat just spit out a gold coin?
47:14It's the magic from the teapot.
47:16Even if it can't talk, it can still bring us good luck when it's happy and well-treated.
47:21This place feels more like a home, don't you think?
47:24We even have such a kind housekeeper, Mom.
47:27You little girl, you know how to talk.
47:30Then do we only have this hard, shabby sofa left now?
47:34Your new sofa is right here.
47:37I have a good idea.
47:38Yeah.
47:53Chloe, what's your good idea?
47:55You've been grinning for 10 minutes.
47:57I'm also curious.
47:58It must be interest rest.
48:00I have a good idea.
48:01We'll turn this apartment into a cat mansion and take in all the stray cats on the street.
48:05I can come every day to help take care of the cats.
48:08I've fallen in love with these little guys.
48:10I love it too.
48:11These stray cats deserve a warm home and this apartment is perfect.
48:14Now let's get started.
48:15We'll use the gold coins Earl's Pinstout to renovate, keep whiter sample and plain, and
48:20make the inside warm and exquisite.
48:21This is Oslick Stark with your Chloe, the Issa and Teele, like stitches.
48:38What's wrong?
48:39Are you worried about the smell?
48:40A little.
48:40The cats are cute, but the smell is a bit annoying.
48:43We need something to neutralize it.
48:45I already have a plan.
48:47Let's expand a small candy house next to the living room, full of flowers and candies.
48:51It will not only neutralize the smell, but also be a healing corner for us.
49:01Just like when we first met, at that time we were trapped in the elevator and life was
49:05full of embarrassment and quitterner.
49:07You handed me this tongal and told me that when life cooed, you cheated grandma taught you.
49:11Turns out that all beautiful chaned seen in the elevator and started us viewing our scene
49:14to each other and seen Chushan.
49:16Okay, you two, stop being mushy.
49:19The cats are hungry and the candies are going to be eaten by the cats if you don't put them
49:21away.
49:31We used to chase big houses and big gardens, thinking that was happiness.
49:37But in the end, we found that happiness is not about how much money we have, but about
49:43having people we love, little guys who depend on us, and a warm corner that belongs to us.
49:49This is the secret of Earl, and also the secret of happiness.
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