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Superboy vs. Alien RS
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00:12Let go of the president!
00:15Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:19Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:26It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:33What's up? How's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:36The last time I saved him?
00:38Shoot him!
00:58Let's get this over.
01:00I'll be with you, I have a thing later.
01:13AILLA!
01:15AHHHH!
01:16AHHHH!!!
01:17AHHHH!!!
01:22AHHHH!!
01:30Don't worry, buddy. I know a really good tailor.
01:39You've done it again, Commander Z.
01:42It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them
01:49and just five minutes to take them out.
01:51I told you I have a thing later, sir.
01:53Please, let me honor you with a public announcement.
01:56Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
02:00I just want to live my life.
02:17As a normal high school senior.
02:21Sir, your tux!
02:24Fuck. I'm going to be late for our date.
02:27Ivy's going to be real mad.
02:29And your flowers!
02:32Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
02:34Help me get her a good apology present.
02:37Something fancy, okay?
02:39Another gift?
02:40But you just secretly got her into Zenith League.
02:49Whoa!
02:49Watch it!
02:51Hey, I know you like what you're seeing,
02:53but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
03:00Wait, you're cat girl Kimi.
03:02Newly melted rank S superhero man?
03:05I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
03:09Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
03:12She's the only superhero for me.
03:14Oh, good, because I don't have time to chit-chat with nerds.
03:17You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
03:19Don't sweat it. I already took care of the alien.
03:22Wait.
03:23Took care of the alien?
03:25You?
03:26Name's Zeno.
03:29That's the next wave of enemies.
03:30Wait, I should tell you.
03:31There's only one way to kill them.
03:33Who do you think I am?
03:34I'm Cat Girl, Bird's natural predator.
03:35Not those guys.
03:36Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
03:38It's impenetrable.
03:39Go for the inside of their beaks.
03:41And how would you know?
03:43What? Whatever.
03:44Who is he to tell me how to fight?
03:52Phew. Made it.
03:54Right on time.
03:58Why is there a party here?
04:01Ivy?
04:02Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
04:06Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
04:09And...
04:10I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
04:11This is my breakup party, because I'm dumping you.
04:16Breaking up?
04:16We just hit our two...
04:18You missed the entire half of the school year.
04:20I know.
04:21You're bland and you blend in.
04:22Hang on.
04:23I'm bland?
04:24What?
04:24You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
04:27But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
04:30And that's embarrassing me.
04:32Seriously?
04:33Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
04:36He doesn't even try.
04:37Guess he's a failure at that, too.
04:39Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
04:42This is between me and my girlfriend.
04:44Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno.
04:49And how would you know that?
04:50Because I'm...
04:51Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
04:55I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
04:59As for you, class rankings came out already.
05:02Haven't you seen them?
05:04You missed so much of Mercenary School.
05:06You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
05:09Your lowest of the lows?
05:11Rank Z!
05:12And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
05:15I can't be seen with you like this.
05:22They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
05:28You don't understand.
05:29Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
05:33I thought so.
05:35Look closely.
05:36I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
05:42I didn't ask you to do those things.
05:45Quit trying to guilt trip me.
05:47I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son, too.
06:02I'll kill you just for fun.
06:05But why waste time on a maggot like you?
06:08I won't let you get away with it!
06:14That was the day I unlocked my powers.
06:17And that was when I promised to never let another child go through the same hell I did.
06:22My parents died protecting this world.
06:25Don't sell their memories.
06:27Or what?
06:28And too bad you didn't inherit your parents' super genes.
06:31Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a loser!
06:33Whatever, Xenon.
06:34You can stay at the bottom because I've upgraded for someone better.
06:38Someone who can actually take me to high places!
06:43Hey, what's up, nerd?
06:54You cheated on me, Ivy.
06:58Brad has super strength in his rank A.
07:00Zenith League just accepted him.
07:02He's my real hero.
07:04Oh my god, his superhero name is The Boulder.
07:06How cool is that?
07:07And you're just a powerless weakling.
07:09Born to be a loser.
07:11Ah, baby, I'm so sore from benching 500 today.
07:13Aw, I'll massage them for you.
07:16Looks like I gained another power.
07:17Invisibility.
07:18Ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you.
07:21Because guess what?
07:22Zenith League is starting an all-girl special team.
07:24And Ivy is going to be on it.
07:26That's right!
07:27It's led by the drop-dead gorgeous Catgirl Kini.
07:30And I'm the newest member.
07:32Oh, I'm so excited!
07:33Why aren't you applauding?
07:35You should be happy I'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend.
07:39That's because I was the one who got you, man.
07:48That Xeno guy was right about Birdman's weakness.
07:51I could have died if it weren't for his intel.
07:55Whoever he is, I must find him.
08:00You!
08:01Got me into Zenith League?
08:02Oh, it's almost cute!
08:04His vocab is so limited, he doesn't even know the meaning of Zenith League.
08:07I'm Commander Z, the creator and literal definition of Zenith League.
08:12Yeah, even I know Zenith means top of the top.
08:16What are those glasses for, anyways?
08:18Keep your mediocrity away from me.
08:20Don't be an idiot, Xeno.
08:22You don't even have powers.
08:24I only got into Zenith League, all thanks to Brad.
08:27His dad is the headhunter.
08:29I see how it is.
08:30Your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed.
08:33And to think I was going to take you to the top with me.
08:35Not anymore.
08:36I know you're sensitive, and I broke your fragile little heart.
08:39But let's face it, there's no future with you.
08:42That's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground.
08:44Too bad.
08:45This glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret.
08:48When you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade.
08:53I'll show you who's a downgrade.
09:09I made a promise to my parents that I was only going to use my powers for good.
09:13Not petty fights.
09:21Nobody's ever deflected my punch before, much less catch it.
09:24How did he...
09:25Oh, he's so big and strong.
09:28They don't call Brad the boulder for nothing.
09:30You fools are made for each other.
09:32Xeno, even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers.
09:37I'm sorry for you.
09:39You can save the pity for yourself.
09:41You know what?
09:41This guy's ruined the whole party.
09:42I've got a bigger bachelor pod.
09:44Let's head over there.
09:45Here's a lesson before I leave you in the dust, Xeno.
09:47Love is for fairy tales.
09:49Even I know that.
09:52A loser.
09:54So that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me, huh?
09:56Well, joke's on her.
10:01Because from where I stand, I see a hero.
10:14That's thanks for helping me take down the enemy.
10:17Oh, you mean the pigeon guys?
10:20Thought you said you had them in the bag.
10:22Miss Rank S.
10:25I didn't.
10:26I didn't.
10:26A good cat admits when she's met her better half.
10:28Guess you're not just some nerd.
10:30You'd be an asset to Xenarith League.
10:32How about you become our battle tactician?
10:35Is that an invite?
10:37To my own superhero league?
10:40It is.
10:41Tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits.
10:44Your ex-girlfriend will be there too.
10:45I can tell everyone you're my boyfriend.
10:47Help you get back at her.
10:49I went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds.
10:52That's a little fast.
10:53I have to think about it.
10:54I live life on the edge.
10:55Bottoms up, boo.
10:58This is a good chance to see what my team is actually like.
11:00I'll stay undercover for this.
11:05First training day is like frat rush.
11:08You'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents,
11:09but I bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes.
11:12If they're actually any good, then they won't need my help.
11:14Oh, you'll be surprised.
11:16You go in there first, I'm going to change.
11:18I'll be back in a moment to introduce you.
11:27First training day.
11:28I'm ready to shoot up some new recruits.
11:31Again?
11:32You nearly killed everyone in our last batch.
11:34And a bunch of villagers too.
11:36Maybe save some fun for me this time, huh?
11:38What the hell?
11:39I created Zenith League so the world's best superheroes
11:42can fight crime and evil together,
11:44not torment civilians.
11:49Oh my gosh!
11:51Zenith League even upgraded my weapon for me!
11:54Personally delivered by Catgirl Kiwi's sidekick too!
11:56And it's all thanks to you for recommending me, Brad.
12:05Butts up, towel boy!
12:10Wait, what?
12:11Good dodge, kid.
12:12Maybe one day, you can be like us.
12:16Now go wash my dirty laundry.
12:18They think I'm just a towel boy.
12:20This ought to be fun.
12:21Brad, I want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day.
12:25Oh yeah?
12:25You want to get whooped again?
12:30This what you superheroes do all day?
12:32Getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles?
12:37Zeno, what the hell are you doing here?
12:39This is only for Zenith League superheroes and recruits!
12:42Your technique's all wrong.
12:43You gotta engage your toes.
12:44Oh, and never underestimate pinky power.
12:48Who's this weak-looking twig?
12:49Ignore him.
12:50He's just a powerless loser from mercenary school.
12:52Came in dead last in class.
12:53Zero powers.
12:54I can't believe it, Brad.
12:55He's so desperate.
12:56He's stalking me now.
12:57That's so creepy!
12:58Ivy, aren't you just a new recruit?
13:01Don't talk like you own the place.
13:03Or I may have to humble you.
13:06You beat us?
13:07Dude, did I hit you too hard on the head last time?
13:10You fucking lost it!
13:13You're like a helpless puppy on the streets, begging for attention.
13:16You're the one who's all bark and no bite.
13:18This isn't a challenge for me,
13:20because beating you guys would be like squashing ants.
13:22That's it, four eyes.
13:23You can only read about how to fight in a textbook.
13:26But I've got real combat experience!
13:33So let me show you what makes me a real man!
13:36Or maybe I'll teach you a lesson in humility.
13:41Give up, Xenon.
13:42I know you're desperate to get me back,
13:43but you have no powers.
13:44You're not even good enough to be the towel boy.
13:46I told you, I'm not interested in your petty little games.
13:48Come on, loser.
13:49You don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me?
13:51What, you scared?
13:52Of course he's scared, Brad.
13:53Everyone knows you've got super strength,
13:54and you're the strongest of our class.
13:56You're going to break his arm in less than a second.
13:58You keep underestimating me, Ivy.
13:59But you're going to regret it.
14:01Her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier.
14:04Now put your arm up,
14:05and if you don't,
14:05Trigger Happy will show you a real good time.
14:07Games and powers.
14:09That's all they care about.
14:10Instead of helping those in need,
14:12I really should clean house.
14:14Go on, arm up, dipshit.
14:16Better use that pinky power you were talking about
14:19if you want to live.
14:23Three, two, one, go!
14:34If you're rank A, then what am I?
14:40What the hell was that?
14:42You look scared.
14:44I thought you were the bolder.
14:46Not very bold, are you?
14:48I told you your stance was all wrong.
14:50Nobody has ever beat Brad before.
14:53This...
14:54This is impossible.
14:56What kind of trickery did you pull on me?
14:58Spill it!
14:59I'd never lose.
15:01I won fair and square, bro.
15:03Who's the sore loser now?
15:10Enough.
15:11No more of this, Xenon.
15:12I know I broke your fragile little heart when I dumped you,
15:14but this is no place for your circus act.
15:17Yeah, your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you
15:20in front of all the heroes at Zenith League.
15:22Do you even know what this place is, Xenon?
15:24This is the danger room.
15:26The ultimate training arena for Zenith League.
15:29Designed by Catgirl Kimi herself.
15:32She's the only rank S female fighter in the league.
15:34Nobody dares to mess with her.
15:35Well, I didn't need those glasses anyways.
15:37Suppressed?
15:38This whip is the very proof that I belong here.
15:40Yeah, your aim really has improved with that new whip.
15:42Zenith League upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall.
15:45Before, you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you.
15:47Stop talking down to me.
15:49I'm a somebody now and you're a nobody.
15:51What are you going to do? Actually whip me?
15:52I'm not your boyfriend anymore, or are you begging me back now?
15:55That's it. I'm getting rid of you once and for all!
16:07He caught my whip!
16:11This whip is injected with venom too. How is he still okay?
16:14You said you got this whip because Catgirl Kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad?
16:19Yes, and you better watch it.
16:22If you can fish in this if you mess with me, that's messing with Catgirl Kimi.
16:27What's this? You're an idiot, Zeno, and I thought you were at least book smart.
16:31All of us here are rank A heroes. We could pummel you to mush if we wanted to, but now
16:35you're straight up tempting death.
16:38Catgirl Kimi skinned her last opponent, Birdman Alive, you know that?
16:40Oh yes, I heard. She told me the whole thing. You see, Kimiko was the one who invited me today.
16:45Are you kidding me? Catgirl Kimi is a rank S hero!
16:48She would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you.
16:51Oof. And they say only sticks and stones can hurt me. Actually, nothing can.
16:55It's time I take back everything I ever gave you and put you in your place, I do.
17:06My whip!
17:09So are we just going to stand around and talk? Or are we going to fight?
17:20What was that? Zeon! You'll pay for this! Brad, do something!
17:27This all you got? All I feel is a light breeze.
17:30You don't want to play with Hellfire!
17:36You just look like an ape drenched in kerosene. Get a grip.
17:43Hey, hey! He's getting me trigger happy!
17:47Let's hit him all at once!
17:53I want his head!
17:55Charge him!
17:56No!
18:18You just kissed him?
18:21Do you know who that is?
18:23That's my... That's just some nobody from mercenary school!
18:26Yep.
18:27My new battle tactician.
18:29And he's got better moves than everyone in this room.
18:32Combined.
18:33He has zero rank.
18:35He's not even a recruit. He's a towel boy.
18:37He beat your arm in under a second.
18:40Anyone else want to debate his qualifications?
18:43You could have just shaken my hand.
18:45Where's the fun in that?
18:47My office.
18:48Five minutes.
18:52Do something!
18:53Oh, I'm going to do something.
18:59Tonight, there's a data heist at the Federal Tech Vault downtown.
19:03Someone's going after Zenith League's classified files.
19:07How classified?
19:08Identity level.
19:09Real names.
19:10Home addresses.
19:12Every active hero in the league.
19:14Including mine.
19:15You'll come as tech support.
19:16Stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside.
19:19Boomerang and I go in.
19:21What do we know about the crew hitting the vault?
19:22What do we know about the crew hitting the vault?
19:28Goes by Vortex.
19:29New.
19:30Nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact.
19:33He drains supers on contact.
19:36One touch.
19:37Gone.
19:37Everything.
19:38One touch.
19:40So he can only drain one person at a time?
19:43Yes.
19:44Then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once.
19:48You keep him splitting his attention.
19:50He can't drain what he can't catch.
19:52See?
19:53That's why you're here.
19:58Meet me at the van in an hour.
20:00Try not to look too smart.
20:02It's distracting.
20:05I built this league to protect people.
20:07If Vortex gets those files, every hero I trained is a walking target.
20:14We're in.
20:14Server room's two floors down.
20:16Three heat signatures ahead of you.
20:18Vortex is the one hanging back.
20:19He'll let his crew engage first.
20:21He waits until you're distracted.
20:22Look at that.
20:23He strategizes.
20:35Boomerang!
20:37Left!
20:43Now!
20:48I can't feel it.
20:50My power's gone.
20:52Stay down.
20:53Catgirl.
20:54Rank S.
20:56I've been looking forward to this.
20:59Keep him reaching left.
21:00Ankimi.
21:01Don't let him back you into a corner.
21:03He's counting on that.
21:08Who's in your ear?
21:23Interesting.
21:25Nothing to drain.
21:26Or is there something you're hiding?
21:36This isn't over.
21:38Not even close.
21:43He felt something.
21:44That's a problem.
21:47Boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours.
21:50The download was stopped.
21:51Mission's a win.
21:52A win?
21:53Boomerang got drained.
21:54Nobody's ever taken her down before.
21:56She'd be completely powerless right now if Kimi hadn't split his attention.
21:59He can only drain one target at a time.
22:01That's his limit.
22:02That's how you beat him.
22:03He also grabbed our tactist outside the van.
22:05Tried to drain him.
22:07Nothing happened.
22:07Why?
22:08Rank Z.
22:09Remember?
22:09Nothing to drain.
22:11Hmm.
22:12I want a full background sweep on this guy.
22:14School records, family history, the works.
22:16Something doesn't add up.
22:17I trust him.
22:18That's enough.
22:19You've known him for two days, Kimi!
22:22He's got no rank, no powers, and Vortex walked right up to his van.
22:26Like he knew exactly who he was looking for!
22:28Meeting's over.
22:33Xenon.
22:33Yeah?
22:34You noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside.
22:37I study people.
22:38It's what I do.
22:39And when his hand was on your wrist, you didn't flinch.
22:43You didn't panic.
22:44You were waiting to see what he'd do.
22:46Xeno.
22:48Is there something you want to tell me?
23:00Zenith League.
23:02Zenith League.
23:02I have a simple request.
23:04Commander Z steps forward and reveals his true identity.
23:08Publicly.
23:09In the city square.
23:10You have until dawn.
23:11Or I drain every rank A hero in this city simultaneously.
23:15Every single one.
23:18can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander
23:25z is commander z has always operated independently his identity is classified even from us
23:35so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us some of us don't have anything
23:40to worry
23:41about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon right lucky you
24:01nobody bombs every single test
24:06not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:18no way
24:27oh oh that's why
24:38oh
25:02he's not waiting for dawn everyone full gear now
25:14zeno get me a plan if i go out there as commander z
25:20everything i built gets blown open everyone i've kept safe my team my cover my life
25:29gone but if i don't i can feel it he's pulling from here
25:36zeno i need a plan now
25:40commander z sir you have to go now if he completes the drain i know alphonse
25:59i know who commander z is
26:18don't move
26:20you
26:20so i esta vez die
26:22die
26:22die
26:24oh
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