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Off Campus Episode 2
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:37I'm gonna be my girl.
03:43I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45You're gonna be my girl?
03:45you to pause it. There's no pause in an hockey. Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time. To be fair, you just
03:55stay in
03:56one spot. Gotta work on your transitions, bro. Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so.
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass. Hey, I'm Jules. Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you? What's your deal? Careful. Don't tell Jules anything. You went with the whole
04:17school knowing. I only report the facts. Wellsy. Hey. We can study in my room.
04:30Uh, down here is fine. No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal. Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours. Dean. Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door,
04:59man. We have company. Sorry about him. This is heathen. This is me.
05:09What do you want?
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first
05:26unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that? Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women. They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself,
06:04what the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right? What I don't understand is how they can be saying
06:19different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right. Oh my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor. Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn. Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing the backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay. Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Sex is boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't. We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college. We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt. You said that felt good last time, right?
08:42Yeah. Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:22It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:35Okay, I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:46Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:58No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry, I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:12What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57And are you deciding to push back against perceived progress if those disruptions are affected?
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:51We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the
12:00Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:02Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring
12:17ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything always now until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:11I'd like to see you give 110 percent, brackets at 110, and read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100 percent and then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
15:42So, for 25 minutes, I want to keep the best out of me, and, uh, I'm pretty comfortable.
16:12Can I help you?
16:14No, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:19Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:07Thanks for your time.
17:11Hey, I thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover, and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:00Oh, right.
19:01Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:18Okay.
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Rentis' birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01Let's go.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:12Let's go.
21:14First game.
21:15First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, G.
21:49Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Puff.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55I'm moving, I'm moving.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chattern tries to get the Puff the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:13Graham's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G. Pass it up.
22:16Yeah, I know I hear you.
22:18Come on.
22:18Take it up.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Woo!
22:25Oh.
22:26Puff absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31Oh, great.
22:32Oh, great!
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36The problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:44Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:47Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:50Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:55Hey, baby.
22:57Hey, baby.
23:00Hey, baby.
23:00Hey, let's go set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:11Come on, come on.
23:14Hey, let's go set him up.
23:14Come on!
23:16You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Jamoni!
23:19Seriously. Hey, waste
23:21not lest he be wasted. Come on.
23:24Jamoni! Jamoni!
23:27Jamoni! Jamoni!
23:29Jamoni!
23:31Jamoni!
23:32Jamoni!
23:34Jamoni!
23:41Moose? Maverick?
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:49But I said, please.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you.
23:59In love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, yeah!
24:07Woo!
24:09Well, I heard, you might've found something better.
24:16what holy shit i mean you totally nailed boy hot good because i feel like an absolute cliche
24:24of any sign of justin no uh not yet but he'll be here sigtile takes birthdays very seriously
24:31okay okay thanks man uh no thanks i don't drink at parties oh yeah no worries i'm not a big
24:38drinker either one on practice nights five after a game no exceptions seems pretty strict
24:42do you think i was born with these apps so what's next it's your favorite actually are you ready for
24:57hockey shots hockey shots oh yeah get it now you you're not a vampire yeah yeah sorry garrett's
25:07tutor but uh you're cute but we need you let's go it's a starting line tradition when we win bad
25:12luck if we don't exactly so we're doing it because tonight we beat chadam's ass that's right let's go
25:17all right come on come on come on sorry
25:25it's okay
25:32come on
25:39hey
26:08not a vampire
26:10hi uh what garrett we all thought he was just a very bad vampire but here you are looking like
26:17el woods and your peter pan shadow yeah peter's around here somewhere there's just one thing i can't
26:25quite figure out garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends dynamic duos not his style even when it is the theme
26:32so garrett's tutor what's really going on come on it's gonna be hard
26:43someone already blocked me in come on it looks so fun
26:53hey babe where's your ducking cup i'm still left in the car okay well without the cup you don't
26:59look like ben affleck you just look like some sad guy from boston so ben f
27:03babe get the cup so we can dance do we have to yes i mean come on a house like
27:10this a floor like that
27:12dress like mine come on okay i'll find the cup thank you
27:22you know it started with cheatering but i mean if you looked at him i mean he's john's best friend
27:28so
27:28not really john my brother john logan right um but i mean objectively darrett's a reasonably attractive
27:37looking human being and sparks flu as they do when uh people um sorry what what what don't you get
27:46any of it really because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me oh my god
27:51no you're
27:51just different not what i would have expected for garrett
28:00so you guys like dating dating well i mean we're not like exclusive or anything and she's cool with
28:07that yeah man i guess so it's just that last week you didn't even know her name right yeah you
28:15know i
28:16know sometimes people sneak up on you yeah jesus do you see anything non-alcoholic it's for hannah
28:25she doesn't drink she said not at parties huh
28:34here uh here try this clothes cans are safer bro
28:44thanks
28:47probably the hero
28:52i can say this because garrett's basically my brother but he can be kind of a dick sometimes
28:57you know that right yeah but he's also funny and really hard-working kind of nice when he wants to
29:05be
29:06hey uh sorry that took so long confining mixtures but i thought maybe i don't know you know in case
29:14you change your mind no pressure though yeah actually thanks
29:32okay that was totally cute my single ass needs another drink bye jules
29:39it could work
29:51you're thirsty
29:54But you're thirsty over there
29:55But you're thirsty over there
29:58Cause you're an animal, an animal
30:01And you're closing in on me
30:04Yeah, you're an animal, an animal
30:09But it just can't be this way
30:12Oh, I can't see straight
30:15And my hands are tied
30:16I could be a type
30:19From your zombie bite
30:20No, I can't see straight
30:25Yo, Dini
30:25Can you do me a favor
30:27And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:43Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god
30:51Wait, this is me
30:53No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your system, huh?
31:00Nope
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people
31:06In the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:14If you're a party, speak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop
31:26Keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up
31:30And drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world
31:34On the floor
31:36You know we're running shit tonight
31:38On the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see me
32:01I see another time
32:02I see another time
32:04I see another time
32:05I see another time
32:05I see another time
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:30What's up?
32:33Oh my god
32:34Justin's here
32:35Okay, be cool
32:36You're with me
32:37Hey, he's just another guy
32:41Right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah
32:59I see another time
33:06Come here
33:07What?
33:17Kill you?
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us
33:22And he has
33:23You've got him interested
33:24Now we gotta go
33:27Hey
33:28Nobody's talking to someone
33:32Hey
33:33Watch the player
33:34Not the puck, Wellesie
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means
33:39Trust me
33:52This is the part
33:54Where I tell you
33:55All the things I wanna do to you
33:58When we're alone
34:05Now
34:06You can wash
34:08You can wash
34:34Okay
34:35Thank god
34:36I'm exhausted
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:54Well
34:56That really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59Seems funny
34:59Seems like I just did
35:00Oh my god
35:01You're so stubborn
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two
35:08Absolutely not
35:09Okay, your loss
35:14Whoa
35:15You're beat to shit
35:16Am I?
35:19Yeah
35:20Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay
35:23You're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31Because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:36It's all yours
35:37See you in the morning
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:59Nothing
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud
36:01And not share the goods
36:22Impressive
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah
36:31You get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing
36:38Hmm
36:40Well, I don't know
36:40As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:43That's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:47High skating was a fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:55Getting measured once a week
36:57To make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:01Chugging protein shakes and
37:06Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:10Because my dad
37:11Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15And his
37:16Fucking
37:18Whistle
37:19Whenever I
37:21Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:28I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:38Training for a dream
37:39And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped I
37:44I don't know
37:46It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:53Yeah, right
37:56Fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:00Yeah, fuck that
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:09You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:11They let me run a drill
38:12For fun
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker
38:23Oh my god, no
38:25Turn that off
38:25That's so embarrassing
38:28Oh
38:29Oh
38:29Oh
38:29Then on to the first chapter
38:35Everyone's happy
38:37Peshadowing and pending disaster
38:40Then girl meets boy
38:43It's awkward, confusing
38:45Can't tell if it's love or it's hate
38:49When hand is grace
38:52Reaching for some
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible
38:56In high school
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01A graphic proportion
39:03The likes of which never's been told
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:23Back to page one
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was struggling
39:42And then I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:07You were so
40:10Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's version?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:58Gonna pretend you didn't just say that?
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something
41:30I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I am working on something
41:36At the moment for the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:35I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah, I mean, just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
43:06Ha
43:07Ha
43:07Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
43:08Ha
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43:09Ha
43:40Ha
43:53Ha
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44:00Ha
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44:01Ha
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44:01Ha
44:02Ha
44:02Ha
44:04Ha
44:04Ha
44:05Ha
44:06Ha
44:19Ha
44:20Ha
44:45Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
45:23She's a fire sign, and I don't really know what that means.
45:27I'm a cold night, and I wanna be close to the heat.
45:32I don't want to get burned, I don't want love like that.
45:36But I can't go any further, till I start coming back.
45:41I'm a rock star, and I'm never around when you need.
45:45Like a race car, driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further, till I start coming back.
45:59Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:04Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:17You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further, till I start
46:24coming back to you.
46:26I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:31She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close, we'll do good things to go.
46:41Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up, we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:50Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're all I want.
46:59Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further, till I start
47:10coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:35Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're all I want.
47:44Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:53Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're all I want.
48:02Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
48:06You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth, where I can't go any further, till I start
48:09coming back to you.
48:09I feel so far, you're all I want.
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