00:01I'm looking to get into the sebum oil refinery.
00:05They say that you're the virus who can make things happen fast.
00:10What do you want with that much oil?
00:12I'm on acne, bacteria, man.
00:14With enough oil, I'll become the zit of epic proportions.
00:18I'll tower over the forehead.
00:20I'll be the king high-slammin' zit of all time.
00:25Settle down, Jack.
00:26Okay, I can get you in there for the right price.
00:31Come on, Brown. The price is right.
00:35And what a little thing. It's gotta happen by tomorrow.
00:38Tomorrow? No, no candle.
00:41Booked, booked. Ah, here we go.
00:43How about four days from now?
00:50If four days from now is another way of saying tomorrow,
00:53then we're in business.
00:55Sorry, pal, but I have to stick to my calendar.
00:58Why's it gotta be tomorrow anymore?
01:01Why tomorrow?
01:03Of course tomorrow is.
01:05You're welcome.
01:05Get out of here!
01:07This street seems sufficiently streetish.
01:11I'm looking to get into the sebum oil refinery.
01:14But it's gotta be by tomorrow.
01:16It's gotta.
01:17Well, that urban gentleman sounds very street indeed.
01:26You germs think you're off the hook,
01:28but you ain't nothing but a bunch of eight-up-all-stinky-foot scabs.
01:33Excuse me, sir.
01:34I didn't do it.
01:35Whatever you think I know, I didn't do it.
01:37Relax, good citizen.
01:38I am not here to apprehend you.
01:40Although I'm fairly certain that sport coat constitutes disturbing the peace.
01:44So, uh, what do you want?
01:46I need your help, and I'm prepared to pay.
01:49How does a hundred carb sound?
01:52Hmm, sounds great.
01:55Uh, so what do I gotta do?
01:57Teach me to be street.
01:59Oh, you gotta be yanking my chain.
02:01I assure you I would not, under any circumstances, yank any part of you.
02:06Man, why you wanna be street?
02:09A guy your size don't need attitude.
02:11You could go anywhere when nobody messes with you.
02:15Yeah, you could go anywhere.
02:18Excuse me?
02:19Enough, nothing.
02:20Okay, dog, I'll teach you everything I know, on one condition.
02:25Anything.
02:26You gotta do what I say, no questions asked.
02:29You question me, and we're done.
02:31You get it?
02:32I got it.
02:33All right, meet me at this address at 6 for your first lesson.
02:36Oh, why can't we start now?
02:38Was that a question?
02:40No, I...
02:40Because it sounded like a question.
02:42I didn't...
02:43At 6.
02:44Right.
02:46Dave!
02:50That big old boy scout is gonna get me all the oil I need,
02:54and he won't even know he's doing it.
02:58Hector, you are mine.
03:10Yo, man, what it is?
03:12Um, was that a question or a statement?
03:15I don't know.
03:16Is that a head or a lemon?
03:18Man, we gotta work on your look.
03:21What is wrong with my look?
03:22No questions, remember?
03:24Oh!
03:24Here, try this on.
03:30No!
03:34No!
03:38No!
03:46Ah, I think we have a winner.
03:50Mmm, mmm!
03:59Okay, lesson two.
04:02Attitude.
04:03Give me your toughest look.
04:04Gah.
04:05That ain't tough.
04:06Give me tough.
04:08Gah.
04:08A little better again.
04:10Gah.
04:11One more time.
04:14Gah!
04:14Gah!
04:16Now that's what I'm talking about, dog.
04:18You got it.
04:19But I should think this attitude would frighten people.
04:21Hey, you want to be street or you want to be...
04:24Boogava?
04:25Oh, right.
04:26Sorry.
04:27Meet me at this address tomorrow morning for lesson three.
04:29And work on your growls.
04:31Ah, yes.
04:37Rix!
04:38Where are you?
04:40Hey, Jones, you seen Drixie?
04:42No, but he blew my cover last night without even being there.
04:46So, I thought I'd spend this fine morning turning him inside out
04:50and dipping him in corrosive enzymes.
04:52Huh?
04:54Hang on.
04:55Huh.
04:56Looks like Drixie is out learning street smarts from someone named...
04:59Does that say smooch?
05:00Looks more like...
05:02Smirch.
05:03Smirch?
05:04We got an APB out of him.
05:06He's an acne bacterium with a record as long as your mitochondria.
05:09Come on.
05:10We gotta find Drixie before he gets himself in trouble.
05:16Oh, okay, you.
05:18You one bad pill.
05:20Now that you can walk the walk, it's time to talk the talk.
05:24Okay, street vocabulary can be a little confusing at first.
05:28For instance, whack means bad.
05:30Oh, I like that.
05:32Vile reprobate.
05:34You are whack.
05:36But bad means good.
05:38Like when I say, you are one bad pill.
05:40You're actually saying I'm good?
05:43Exactly.
05:44Oh, and here's a new one.
05:46Freeze means hello.
05:47Freeze?
05:48Yeah, it's like saying, we cool.
05:51When you say it, you gotta do the handshake.
05:53Now follow my lead.
05:55Oh.
05:56Oh.
05:59Oh.
06:00Then you end it by holding your hand up like this.
06:03You start doing that, and your street cred will go through the roof, man.
06:07Oh, I will.
06:08I will.
06:09Hey, I got an idea.
06:11You see that guy over there?
06:13Mm-hmm.
06:13He's a friend of mine.
06:15Go practice your new street cred on him.
06:17Isn't he a security guard?
06:19Nah, that's typical street fashion.
06:22Last year, the mailman look was big.
06:24This year, it's the guard look.
06:26Oh.
06:27Here, I put some phrases and the street translations on this card.
06:31Hey, don't forget your grouse.
06:36Grrr.
06:40Hey, what?
06:41No.
06:41Don't.
06:42Freeze.
06:44Hey, I'm not armed.
06:46Hmm.
06:46Let's see.
06:47If I'm not armed means I want to be your friend.
06:49Oh, very nice.
06:50And how do I say I want to be your friend, too?
06:54Um, don't move, buddy, because I got you in my sights.
06:58Grrr.
06:58Grrr.
06:59Yeah, I'm just going in to say hi.
07:01I mean, freeze, to a friend of mine.
07:02Okie dokie.
07:03Grrr.
07:05Calling all cars.
07:06Calling all cars.
07:07Assaulted forehead in vain.
07:08Suspect unidentified.
07:10But witnesses report refreshing cherished.
07:13Driss.
07:16Yes, but you see, in street slang,
07:18I'll bite your head off means we should get together sometime.
07:21That's funny, because in cop slang, you're under arrest means you're under arrest.
07:30No, it's all just a misunderstanding.
07:33Dricks, where is this smirch guy?
07:36Oh, hello, Aussie.
07:37He went in there.
07:39Did you say smirch was an acne bacterium?
07:42Yeah, but what?
07:44Fieber boil.
07:50Freeze, sleaze!
07:54No!
08:00Ah!
08:06Run!
08:08Run!
08:10Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:12Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:15Ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
08:18I just hope Hector doesn't have anything important he has to look good for today.
08:22Ah!
08:24That's it? Not on... Yearbook Picture Day?
08:28Yearbook Picture Day?
08:40The forehead is mine! Soon the entire face will follow!
08:45Then the neck, then the back, maybe parts of the buttocks!
08:49Where was I? Oh yeah!
08:53If we don't find a way to shrink him, he'll pop and spread his infection to the whole forehead!
09:01Mom!
09:02Are you okay?
09:04No. I've got the zits end all zits.
09:07Oh, it can't be that bad. Let me see.
09:12Sweet mother of heaven! You think you're hilarious, don't you?
09:17How you doing, my fellow?
09:19I feel awful. None of this would have happened if I had been more street smart to begin with.
09:24But you're smart smart, Driggs. Come on. I bet somewhere in that big head of yours, you know a way
09:30to absorb that oil.
09:31Well, certainly, but where would we get...
09:33That's it! Toothpaste!
09:36We need a hemocopter! We've got to get to the mouth right now!
09:39I don't care if it's Sergeant Colin's birthday party! I need backup right now!
09:44Chief, can you call me a hemocopter?
09:46No, but I can call you a butthead! This is all your fault!
09:51Smurge could pop any second! You want to sit here and watch or you want to do something!
09:55Do her!
09:57All right, get me a hemocopter! Stand!
10:13Where to, Drex?
10:15Try to hover near that big motor over there!
10:19We have to suck up as much of that toothpaste as we can!
10:22What, we gonna beat Smurge with our dazzling smiles?
10:26Just do it!
10:29Hold under this strap!
10:31What are you gonna do?
10:32I'm going to zap a zit!
10:34Fools!
10:35You can't stop me now!
10:37Eat paste, villainous bacterium!
10:43Minty fresh!
10:44Laugh while you can, but that toothpaste contains baking soda,
10:48and baking soda absorbs oil!
10:52Nice try, but that ain't nearly enough to absorb me, Chomp!
10:55He's right! I can't pump it fast enough!
10:57Maria, hover directly over him!
11:02Where are you going?
11:04I am Emperor Smurge, ruler of the forehead!
11:08Maria, on three, I want you to get out of here as fast as you can!
11:12One, two...
11:15Drex!
11:16Drex!
11:17Drex!
11:17Drex!
11:21OOOOOOOOH!
11:22I'm now dead!
11:25OOOOOO!
11:26OOOOOO!
11:26OOOOOO!
11:26I'm such a mess!
11:28Look at what you've done to me!
11:30AAAAAAAA!
11:31Snakes!
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