00:09Test pilot, Tuck Pendleton, wants to make history.
00:13Supermarket clerk, Jack Putter, needs a vacation.
00:16Sir, Jack, you're late. That's not good. You know it's coupon day.
00:20Lieutenant Pendleton is about to be miniaturized, placed into this needle, and then injected into this rabbit.
00:28Rock and roll.
00:31But something went wrong, and Tuck's about to get a new destination.
00:38Inside, Jack Putter.
00:41I'm not a man.
00:43Hello, can you hear me?
00:44I'm possessed!
00:45Now, Jack's got twice the problems.
00:48How you doing, Jack?
00:49But he's double the man.
00:51With Tuck on his side.
00:53Kicking more cows!
00:56In his gut.
00:59And on his case.
01:01You're not gonna bag groceries all your life, are you, Jack?
01:03And only 24 hours left for Jack to get out of danger.
01:08So that Tuck can get out of Jack.
01:13Dennis Quaid.
01:14Martin Short.
01:16Give yourself a shot of adventure.
01:19Inner space.
01:21No One kotailed.
Comments