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Superboy vs Alien ARS
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00:10let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:17hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:23it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:30sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:35shoot him
00:56let's get this over with
00:57this type of thing later
01:05oh
01:28don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:37you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists
01:43but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:49told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:54whoa sir with all due respect
01:57i just want to live my life
02:14as a normal high school senior
02:18sir your tux
02:23fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:30thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:35something fancy okay another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:47whoa watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:58wait your cat girl kimmy newly melted rank s superhero man i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:07sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already she's the only superhero for me oh good because i
03:13don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend while i go save the
03:17president don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien wait took care of the alien you name
03:24zeno
03:27that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:31who do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered
03:35coats are made of a special metal it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks
03:39and how would you know what whatever who is he to tell me how to fight
03:51you made it right on time
03:56why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:04ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and
04:08i'm glad you made it zeno this is my breakup party because i'm dumping you
04:14breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year i know you're
04:20bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with these in your
04:25drink or something but you're utterly for forgettable now and that's embarrassing me seriously simps are
04:32supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a failure at that too
04:37excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girlfriend
04:42stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno and how would you know
04:49that because i'm gonna be the new face of zenith leg i was just recruited by the number one superhero
04:56league in the world as for you class rankings came out already haven't you seen them you missed so much
05:04mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues your lowest of the lows
05:09rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't be seen with you like
05:15this
05:21they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:27you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:40about
05:40coming in last place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me
05:46i bet even if your parents were alive they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:02i'd kill you just for fun but why waste time on a maggot like you i won't let you get
06:08away with it
06:13that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:19through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:26or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:31whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:37someone who can actually take me to high places hey what's up nerd
06:53you cheated on me ivy
06:57brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him he's my real hero oh my god
07:04his
07:04superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just a powerless weekly born to be a loser
07:10oh baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage them for you looks like i gained
07:15another power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you because guess what zenith league is
07:22starting an all-girls special team and ivy is going to be on it that's right it's led by the
07:27drop dead
07:28gorgeous cat girl kimi and i'm the newest member oh i'm so excited why aren't you applauding
07:34you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend that's because i was the one who
07:40got
07:40you man
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:54whoever he is i must find him
07:59you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the
08:06meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:12yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:15what are those glasses for anyways keep your mediocrity away from me
08:20don't be an idiot xeno you don't even have powers i only got into zenith league all thanks to brad
08:27his dad is the headhunter i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering
08:32up
08:32your greed and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore i know
08:36you're sensitive
08:37and i broke your fragile little heart but let's face it there's no future with you that's because
08:42you're too busy plummeting to the ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save
08:47you from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade i'll show you who's a
08:54downgrade i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:13not petty fights
09:21nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it how did he oh he's so big and strong
09:28they don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other zeno
09:33even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:37i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole
09:42party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over there here's a lesson before i leave you in
09:46the dust you know love is for fairy tales even i know that a loser so that's what my first
09:54girlfriend
09:55thinks of me huh well joke's on her
10:01because from where i stand i see a hero
10:14that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:17oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you had him in the bag miss rank s
10:25i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half guess you're not just some nerd you'd be
10:31an asset to zeneryth league how about you become our battle tactician is that an invite to my own
10:38superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits your ex-girlfriend will
10:45be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend help you get back at her i went from tactician
10:50to
10:50boyfriend in less than five seconds that's a little fast i have to think about it i live life on
10:55the edge
10:55bottoms up boo this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover for
11:02this
11:06first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents but i bet you'll
11:11have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't need my help oh
11:15you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm gonna change i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:27first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh what the hell i created zenith league so the world's
11:42best superheroes can fight crime and evil together not torment civilians
11:49oh my gosh zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick too
11:57and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06butts up towel boy
12:10wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us
12:16now go wash my dirty laundry they think i'm just a towel boy
12:21this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day oh yeah you
12:26want
12:26to get whooped again
12:30this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38zeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits your
12:43techniques all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in
12:53dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now
12:58that's so creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:10last time you
13:11fucking lost it you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one
13:18who's all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like
13:22squashing ant that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got
13:27real
13:28combat experience so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson
13:38in
13:38humility give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even
13:46good enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on
13:49loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared
13:54brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're gonna break
13:57his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're gonna regret it her only regret
14:02is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you don't trigger happy will show
14:07you
14:08a real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of helping those in need
14:13i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit better use that pinky power you were talking about
14:20if you want to live
14:24three two one go
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the boulder
14:47not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it i'd never lose
15:02i won fair and square brad who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:22of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:27room the
15:28ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimi herself is the only rank s female
15:35fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses anyways depressed
15:39this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:43zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall before you couldn't
15:47even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to me i'm a
15:51somebody now and
15:51you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you
15:56begging me back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:13this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because cat
16:18girl
16:18kimi recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it you can fish in
16:24this
16:25you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimi you're an idiot zeno and i thought you were at
16:32least book smart all of us here are rank a heroes we can pumple you to mush if you wanted
16:36to but now
16:37you're straight up tempting death cat girl kimi skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that oh yes
16:43i heard she told me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one who invited me today are you
16:47kidding me
16:48cat girl kimiko is a rank s hero she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:53they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:57it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place
17:11so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:22what was that zeon you'll pay for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:46hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:55i want his head
17:58oh
18:21you just kissed him do you know who that is that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary
18:28school yep my new battle tactician and he's got better moves than everyone in this room combined
18:36he has zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy he beat your arm in under a
18:41second
18:43anyone else want to debate his qualifications you could have just shaken my hand
18:47where's the fun in that my office five minutes
18:54do something oh i'm gonna do something
19:02tonight there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:06someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:10how classified identity level real names home addresses every active hero in the league
19:16including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside
19:22boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:27that's what i'm gonna do
19:30goes by vortex new
19:33nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:36he drains supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch
19:43so he can only drain one person at a time
19:46yes
19:47then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:51you keep him splitting his attention
19:53you can't drain what he can't catch
19:56see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people if vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you vortex is the one hanging
20:22back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted look at that he strategizes
20:27you
20:39boomerang left
20:46now
20:51i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank s i've been looking forward to this
21:02keep him reaching left and keep me don't let the vacuum into a corner he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:27interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win
21:56boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right now if
22:01kimi hadn't split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit that's how
22:06you beat him he also grabbed our tactics outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why rank z
22:12remember nothing to drain i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the
22:19works something doesn't add up i trust him that's enough you've known him for two days kimi he's got
22:25no rank no powers and vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking
22:31for
22:31meeting's over
22:36xenon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside i study people it's what i do and
22:43when his hand was on your wrist you didn't flinch you didn't panic you were waiting to see what he'd
22:49do
22:49xenon is there something you want to tell me
23:04xenoth league i have a simple request commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:12publicly in the city square you have until dawn or i drain every rank a hero in the city simultaneously
23:18every single one
23:22can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander z
23:28is
23:33commander z has always operated independently his identity is classified even from us
23:39so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us some of us don't have anything
23:44to worry
23:45about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon right lucky you
24:05nobody bombs every single test
24:10not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:22no way
24:32oh oh that's why
24:42oh
24:50oh
24:52oh
25:06He's not waiting for Dawn.
25:08Everyone, full gear, now!
25:18Zeno, get me a plan.
25:21If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:28Everyone I've kept safe, my team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:34But if I don't...
25:36I can feel it! He's pulling! From here!
25:40Zeno, I need a plan, now!
25:44Commander Z, sir, you have to go now! If he completes the drain...
25:49I know, Alphonse.
26:04I know who Commander Z is!
26:19I know, Alphonse.
26:20I know, Alphonse.
26:22I know!
26:23I know!
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