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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:32This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an ale appointment.
01:48You're a whore.
01:49You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
02:08Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine. I want a divorce.
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:19I'm sorry, I wanna go.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:29I love you, okay?
02:30I'm sorry.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:39I'm sorry.
02:46I'm not possible.
02:46I don't know.
02:48I don't know.
02:50My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:54Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:04Perfect.
03:07Roland! There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:34I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:36Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:47The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:49I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out!
03:56This is my house, this is my life, so get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03Alright people, party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08No way.
04:10We will.
04:12Don't do itイ!
04:14...
04:16...
04:39Hey George, welcome back.
04:42Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:49What can I get for you?
04:50I'll take a black coffee.
04:51Coffee?
04:52Yeah.
04:53Sure.
04:55Be back with that.
04:56Okay.
04:59Let me guess, acting not going so well?
05:04I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:11Fine.
05:12I want a divorce.
05:13Did you hear him?
05:15I ruined my son.
05:16Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
05:21Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:25I think I have an idea.
05:27Okay.
05:28What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:32You want to hire me?
05:34To pretend to be in love with me.
05:36An acting gig.
05:37I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:41You know?
05:42A happy couple.
05:45Oh, yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:55What do you say?
05:59Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:12Come on.
06:13Two more.
06:15Last one.
06:17Okay.
06:18Good work.
06:18Good work.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Hey, can I tell you something?
06:21Well, that's never good.
06:23You ready?
06:24As ready as I could be.
06:27I'm going to be an actor.
06:29You what?
06:29Look, some waitress, someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:35You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:38Yeah.
06:38She doesn't know that part yet, but look man, she's super sweet.
06:42And she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:48Totally normal request.
06:50Look man, I just need something.
06:52Something different.
06:54You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:55I'm just sick of this lifestyle and I just feel so empty.
06:58Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:00You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:04Yeah.
07:05Okay.
07:06Crazy things have happened.
07:08I got your back, boss.
07:10Thanks, Dino.
07:11And you'll see, she's great.
07:13Whatever you say, boss.
07:14Another set.
07:16Okay.
07:17Oh my God.
07:19Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:23No idea what you're doing.
07:26What's this?
07:27Oh no.
07:30Let's do.
07:31It's not good.
07:34Urgent child support.
07:43Last notice of child support must pay.
07:46We'll not be paying that.
07:55I don't know.
08:03Fuck.
08:06No, no, no, no.
08:11Fucking hell.
08:14Hello.
08:16Delilah.
08:17You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:28You look quite nice as well.
08:35Why, thank you, George.
08:37You look quite nice too.
08:40Can I offer you something to drink?
08:45No.
08:49I'm fine.
08:56This is gonna be great.
09:00Okay.
09:02Come on, Benji.
09:04Come on.
09:05You can do it, Benji.
09:07Come on.
09:09Come on, Benji.
09:10Hit the ball for once.
09:13Let's go, Benji.
09:15You're doing great.
09:17Hey, Tony.
09:19Hey, Delilah.
09:21Looking good as always.
09:23You.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:25Somebody likes you.
09:26Shut up.
09:27You're right, Benji.
09:28He does.
09:29Nice with that dribble.
09:30Nice.
09:38Oh my God.
09:39That's him.
09:44That's who?
09:45Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:50Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:53He's coming over.
09:54What are you talking about?
09:56Hey, George.
09:57Hey, Delilah.
10:03Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy.
10:07Don't say that.
10:08Oh my God, can I go?
10:09I'm so bored.
10:10Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:12Thank God, I have a mini-pedi.
10:13Come on, let's get out of here.
10:15You don't want to say hi to him?
10:18No.
10:20It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:22Who the fuck are you?
10:23I'm George.
10:24I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:28Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:30Yes.
10:32Yeah, we are dating.
10:34What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:38He's an actor.
10:39Oh, he's an actor.
10:40That makes it even better.
10:42Wow.
10:43You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:45Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:46You proved me wrong.
10:47What's that, bud?
10:51Nothing.
10:52We gotta get out of here.
10:54Wish you two the best.
10:58Hey, asshole!
11:00Where's the child support?
11:04Don't worry, Boopie.
11:05I'll handle it.
11:06You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:11I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:14All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:18Yes.
11:19Yes, yes, yes.
11:19Our date.
11:22Timo?
11:26Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:38No, no, no, no, no.
11:38You're not supposed to do that.
11:40I'm a starving artist.
11:41They have lint on their shirts.
11:42I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:45Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:50Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
11:55Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:57She just wants me to play a role.
11:59I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:06Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:08You'll see.
12:10And you should take the night off.
12:11Take Janice out to dinner.
12:13On me.
12:14Hell no, boss.
12:15I'm keeping an eye on you.
12:17From a distance.
12:18No, it'll be fine.
12:19Nobody will know who I am.
12:20That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:24and I ain't taking any chances.
12:25Do not follow me.
12:27Yes, boss.
12:29Later.
12:43Hey, how are you?
12:45I'm George.
12:46I'm Benji.
12:50Well, hello.
12:51Hello.
12:52Hello there.
12:53How are you?
12:54I am very excited about our date.
12:56I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:01Won't you come in?
13:03Ah, yes.
13:11Oh, my.
13:16Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:18We have a lousy landlord.
13:20Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:24Why, thank you, George.
13:27You look quite nice as well.
13:29Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:32Hi.
13:33I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:35I think it's time for you to get going.
13:37What?
13:37Yes.
13:38Yes.
13:38Um, yeah.
13:39What if...
13:41That was so strange.
13:44I know.
13:50Well, that didn't go too well.
13:53Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:56Maybe we should practice.
13:58That sounds good, yeah.
14:03Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:11Yeah, probably go eat.
14:12I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:15Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:17What are you gonna do?
14:17Uh, same.
14:19Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:24Well, that's just silly.
14:25I mean, why don't we go together?
14:29Sure.
14:31Sounds good.
14:32Okay.
14:40So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:43Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress.
14:48Mm-hmm.
14:49Be the bride.
14:50Yeah.
14:51Have my happy ending.
14:54And then, I eloped with Andy.
14:58And, uh, he had an affair.
15:03Then we got a divorce.
15:04And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:08My roof is leaking.
15:09Um, my car is useless.
15:13And, I work in a diner.
15:17So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:21You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:25He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:27I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:30I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:33Yeah, of course.
15:34You will.
15:37Uh, should probably get back from our date.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:43Soon.
15:44Split the bill?
15:46Yeah, sure.
15:47Split the bill.
15:50Check, please.
16:00Hey, Bernard.
16:01This is Justin.
16:02You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:06Long story short.
16:07Her ex is a piece of shit.
16:09He won't pay child support.
16:10And he works at Lestile.
16:12But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:15Or he might figure out who I am.
16:17So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:21And she can't know who I am.
16:22She thinks my name is George.
16:24Thanks, man.
16:29Hey, Dino.
16:30Yes, boss.
16:31Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:34Let's fix the roof on it.
16:36Sure thing.
16:37Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:39Nothing too fancy, though.
16:41She's not that type of girl.
16:42And keep everything anonymous.
16:44You got it.
16:52What's going on?
16:53Somebody bought the building.
16:54They're putting on a new roof.
16:56What?
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58That's amazing, right?
16:59Oh, my God.
16:59Thank you, everybody.
17:03You didn't know where you are.
17:07Thank you, Jeff.
17:08Name .
17:16Hello, everyone.
17:18151, let's let's give you three of our boys.
17:18Here we go.
17:18And now we have three of your brothers,
17:19He's got there.
17:22Here we go, New beings.
17:22Very good.
17:22While we are in there with the Poismo,
17:24Here we go.
17:28The year passed the first store.
18:32Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:39Delinquency of Child Support?
19:06Anyway, we need to talk.
19:15I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:19That's her address.
19:21Find me some dirt.
19:23I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:28Okay, ma'am.
19:29You got it.
19:31Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:34Come on.
19:43I had a good time.
19:45Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:49I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:02Good night.
20:02Good night.
20:04Good night.
20:05Good night.
20:12Good night.
20:30Do you want the best neighbor's sweet steaks?
20:35I didn't enter any...
20:44Don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
20:48Oh my god.
20:50It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:54They gave me this to you as well.
20:59I guess my look is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:11You know the answer to that.
21:13Dang.
21:18Oh shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom. George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's gonna call.
21:24Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:26Thanks.
21:28Thanks.
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
21:59He's asleep.
22:04What?
22:07Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:32I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:45I think that would be a good idea.
23:14I think that would be a good idea.
23:16I think that would be a good idea.
23:18So I think that would be a good idea.
23:20Whew.
23:45Shulked is.
23:46Wasus El Abension of the Eye.
23:46So I think that is good.
23:58Oh, my God.
23:58George, wake up.
23:59The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:03Oh, okay, yeah.
24:04Come on.
24:05Okay.
24:06Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:11to school.
24:12Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay.
24:17No, no, no.
24:18Go, go, go.
24:25Come on.
24:26Finish up.
24:26We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:32Grab your bag.
24:32Come on.
24:33We're going to go.
24:34Okay.
24:39Hurry.
24:39Let's go.
24:40Okay.
24:45Hey.
24:47Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good.
24:59What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:01I ain't got nothing.
25:02That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:06The guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:07Zip.
25:08Zilch.
25:08Nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14How is that possible?
25:14Don't truck me.
25:15No.
25:16That who it?
25:19Dammit.
25:20How dare she?
25:21My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:30Okay.
25:30This is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:32If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:40I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:44Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:48Ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud.
25:50It gives me the creeps.
25:52But you gotta...
25:53I mean...
25:53Ow!
25:54All right.
25:55All right.
25:56I'll handle it.
25:56I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys from your apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:20There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:30Come on, ref.
26:31Give us a break.
26:32Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:36No.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on.
26:41Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is it saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:03Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:35And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:40Thanks.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:46There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:58I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, my God.
28:09I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:29Okay, Booby, let's go.
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:34My company is opening up a third branch, and there's going to be a big party next week,
28:40and I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field, pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:13Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:18I really fuck.
29:26I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:30And you got your roof fixed.
29:32I wonder who bought the building.
29:34He seems like a really decent guy.
29:36Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
29:38Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:39Come on!
29:40Just...
29:40Please, don't do this.
29:42I have a child at home.
29:43Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
29:45You can take it, and you can go right now, man.
29:47Just turn around.
29:47Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Just turn.
29:51Fuck.
29:52Damn it.
29:53Listen, sorry.
29:54It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:58Hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:13Damn.
30:14Thank God, man.
30:15You okay, boss?
30:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:16I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:16You okay?
30:17Okay.
30:30But he called you boss.
30:33Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:35He was a real bossy SOB.
30:38Yeah, that's right.
30:40I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:42Lucky coincidence.
30:44Yeah, very lucky.
30:46Thank you, Dino.
30:48Anytime.
30:48We should go.
30:50Come on.
30:53Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:56I think it will really scare him.
31:00I, um...
31:01I, uh...
31:02What?
31:05Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:09I think I would...
31:12Maybe...
31:12What's going on?
31:14I'm falling for you.
31:16I'm in love with you.
31:18No, you aren't.
31:20Yes, I am.
31:21And what's so wrong with that?
31:23Listen, George.
31:25You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:30Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:32But...
31:33The plan worked.
31:34Okay?
31:35Benji's fine.
31:36He thinks that we're in love.
31:38Yeah, because we are.
31:39No, we aren't.
31:41Yes, we are.
31:41No, love ruins everything.
31:43Okay?
31:45Love was not part of the deal here.
31:47Part of the deal?
31:48What about the other night?
31:51Hmm?
31:52The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:56Are you serious?
31:58Yeah.
32:01Whatever, Delilah.
32:02I did.
32:03I'm not that type of guy.
32:04But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:06Oh!
32:09I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:12Delilah.
32:15Whatever.
32:15You know I'm gonna go.
32:29Hey, boss.
32:31How about I heat you up some soup?
32:32Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:33Man.
32:35Women are nothing but trouble.
32:38You know?
32:38They think they know what they want.
32:40Then they get what they want.
32:42And that actually is not even what they wanted.
32:45And women are trouble.
32:46That's the bottom line.
32:47That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:49I'm sorry, man.
32:51No, it's fine.
32:53Dino, you should go home.
32:55Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:59Yes, sir.
32:59And you should cherish her.
33:01Yes, sir.
33:02Yeah.
33:06That's a guy going.
33:08I don't know.
33:50There's nothing in here.
34:00Oh, jeez.
34:31Tell me what you got.
34:34I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:37He had some goon there.
34:38He came out of nowhere.
34:40What?
34:44They've seen my face.
34:45I got to have to lay low for a while.
34:47You idiot!
34:48I told you to do one thing.
34:51Get out!
34:52I clearly have to do everything on my own.
34:54You should have saw it, the guy was.
34:56Idiot.
35:03Hey, sexy.
35:05Hey.
35:06What is it?
35:07What's wrong?
35:10Okay.
35:11I have to show you something.
35:14You can't laugh, okay?
35:16What?
35:17What?
35:17Of course.
35:18Anything for you, Boopie.
35:25Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:28So you'll pitch it?
35:29Of course.
35:31Yeah.
35:32Yeah, it will.
35:33Thank you, Boopie.
35:36Wow.
35:37Incredible.
35:40Incredible.
36:12boopie mama's in the mood
36:20boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:31boopie
36:34boopie
36:38boopie
36:40oh wait
37:02george
37:04please call me
37:05i'm so sorry about the other night
37:24george
37:24please don't let this affect our friendship
37:29benji misses you
37:30i miss you
37:32call me
37:50fine
37:52around seven o'clock
37:54this better be important
38:00listen
38:03i really need to talk with you
38:04can we get a coffee
38:07just a coffee
38:09okay
38:10slam dunkin coffee
38:12at noon tomorrow
38:13see you then
38:20uh hey dino
38:22yes boss
38:23hey can you
38:24do me a solid
38:25can you
38:26follow delilah
38:27she's been acting a little strange
38:28i kind of want to
38:29just know what's up
38:30consider it done
38:31thank you
38:37so what is this about
38:40let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
38:42no
38:47i've been thinking about us
38:49us
38:52there is no us
38:53but there is
38:55there could be
38:59when i saw you with that guy
39:00at the little league game
39:02i knew i made a big mistake
39:05we're a family
39:15you
39:21how dare you
39:22sharon boopie
39:23thank
39:27you're trying to steal my man
39:29i already told you
39:30he's mine
39:31you slut
39:32tell her
39:33this was your idea
39:34he wants us to get back together
39:36oh
39:37i don't know what you're talking about
39:40sharon
39:40she begged me to meet her
39:41she said it was an emergency
39:43something about benji
39:44you coward
39:47she grabbed my hand
39:48she was begging me
39:49it was pathetic
39:50okay
40:00take that you slut
40:02i cannot believe that i agreed to have dinner with you
40:05you're a worm
40:08and you're fucking crazy
40:11and this man
40:13does not
40:14pay his child support
40:20boopie
40:21don't even start
40:22and what the hell is this
40:24you're embarrassing me
40:25it's disgusting
40:26let's go
40:26let's go
40:27come on
40:34hey
40:36hey
40:38thank you for meeting with me
40:40i'm happy to see you
40:43yeah
40:44what do you want delilah
40:47i've been thinking
40:49about us
40:50about our conversation
40:53the other week
40:54and
40:55what you said
40:58look
40:58i was wrong
41:00i
41:01what i said
41:03was wrong
41:04and i made a mistake
41:04and i was confused
41:07what do you mean you were confused
41:09how was dinner last night
41:12with andy
41:14what
41:15i said
41:16how was dinner last night with andy
41:19how do you know about that
41:20ah
41:22so you did have dinner with him
41:24and you held hands
41:25how romantic
41:27oh my god
41:28did you have me followed
41:30you're not even denying it
41:31oh god
41:33i had dinner with andy last night
41:36because he asked to talk about benji
41:38yeah
41:39and then he grabbed my hand
41:41and then his girlfriend
41:42threw wine in my face
41:44right
41:45yeah right
41:46and then i went home
41:47and i did some soul searching
41:48and i realized that i have feelings for you
41:51but now i realize i was wrong
41:54you're just an asshole
41:58and you're just a lonely woman
42:01who's shut down
42:02and has to pay somebody
42:03to even pretend to love her
42:04god
42:07oh
42:10i hope i hope i never have to see you again
42:14christ
42:23mom
42:24yeah hon
42:26can i ask you a personal question
42:31well i guess that depends on what the question is
42:33where's george
42:36george
42:38you heard me
42:39where's george
42:41um
42:42did you have a fight
42:44well
42:47did you break up
42:55sometimes grown-ups
42:57they
42:58they have to make decisions
43:01well it's okay
43:02well it's okay
43:03you broke up
43:04don't worry about it
43:06i'm used to it
43:08i'm sorry benji
43:11i really am
43:26what was in your car george
43:35thank you for meeting with me
43:37yeah i was surprised that you called
43:40um
43:40are you here alone
43:42yeah it's my god
43:43mom's a rocker
43:44roland fell asleep on the couch
43:46he does it every time
43:47don't tell mom
43:49okay
43:50i want to talk about mom
43:54look benji
43:55i don't think that there's much to talk about there
43:57mom was being super sad
44:00and i'm sorry to hear about that
44:02you know she loves you
44:03right
44:05wait what
44:06i can tell
44:09benji
44:10benji it's not what you think
44:10look
44:13your mom hired me
44:15i know you've been pretending
44:17what
44:17i know you've been pretending
44:19that you love each other
44:20so mom can show me
44:21how it is to be a happy couple
44:23listen i may be a kid
44:24but i'm not stupid
44:25but
44:26and you love her too
44:27but there's
44:28so i'd like the two of you
44:29to establish shenanigans
44:30and please get back together
44:31deal
44:36deal
44:40delilah delilah delilah delilah
44:42what what
44:43how
44:43a friend of a friend of an ex
44:45had the two sets of tickets
44:47to the le couture fashion style show
44:49and i couldn't use them
44:50and
44:50gave them to me
44:52what
44:53wait that is like
44:54huge
44:56anyone is gonna be at that fashion show
44:58why you
44:59let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:02and guilt
45:03baby guilt
45:07and guess who's gonna be my date
45:09who
45:09you silly
45:11what
45:17wait those are my designs
45:20what
45:20those look exactly like my dresses
45:23you see
45:24oh my god they do
45:27we have to go
45:49boopy
45:49i think we're gonna change the fashion world
45:52ooh i agree boopy
45:55there they are
45:59ladies and gentlemen
46:01before we end this magical show
46:03we have a very special treat
46:05today
46:06after years of secrecy
46:07le style couture
46:09will finally reveal its company's
46:12owner
46:12founder
46:13and primary designer
46:15oh
46:15my god
46:17we're fucked
46:19oh my god
46:21ladies and gentlemen
46:22please
46:23put your hands together
46:24for none other than
46:26justin fitzgerald
46:30thank you
46:38isn't that
46:39yes
46:43george
46:48did you know about that
46:49yeah
46:50he gave me the tickets
46:51but how could you keep this a secret from me
46:54did you know about that
46:55yeah
46:56he gave me the tickets
46:57but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:00that is a good milo
47:01a surprise
47:01yes
47:02yes
47:03she almost said drink
47:04killed benji
47:05wow
47:05i feel like
47:06a weight has been
47:08lifted from my shoulders
47:10you know they say that
47:11the truth will set you free
47:13oh
47:14well
47:15i feel like i've been free
47:17for the first time
47:24fallen deeply in love
47:26with delilah james
47:36holy fuck
47:44premiere line of showing
47:46of wedding dresses
47:47designed by
47:48my love
47:49delilah
48:13disgusting
48:24oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:27i do have one more important thing to say
48:29and it is very important
48:37oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:40i do have one more important thing to say
48:42and it is very important
48:46delilah
48:47would you mind
48:48coming up to join me
48:51oh
48:53oh
48:53oh
48:54oh
48:54oh
48:55oh
48:57oh
48:58oh
48:58oh
49:02oh
49:06oh
49:07oh
49:08oh
49:12delilah
49:14will you please
49:15do me the honor
49:17and be my wife
49:24delilah
49:26will you please
49:28do me the honor
49:30and be my wife
49:34yes
49:35what
49:36yes
49:38you will
49:40i will
49:41i will
49:41i will
49:55you
49:56the clothing was disgusting
49:58terrible
49:58andy james
49:59andy james
49:59you are under arrest
50:00for delinquency
50:01of child support
50:01and contempt of court
50:02sharon swart
50:03you are under arrest
50:05for attempted murder
50:06no
50:07no
50:07boobie
50:07boobie
50:08boobie
50:08make it stop
50:09no no no
50:09boobie
50:10boobie
50:10make it stop
50:11oh shut up
50:12sharon
50:18i now pronounce you husband and wife
50:21once upon a time i thought life was about finding love but in the end i learned it's not just
50:27about finding love but loving yourself
50:31your truth your truth your truth and your joy
50:34proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings
50:38and if you have any ideas from the most unexpected things you have ever seen in the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be on the end i'll be
50:40on the end i'll be on the
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