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Wterboy Second Down👬 | From Waterboy to MVP in One Season
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00:00:17You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:00:21You were serious about that?
00:00:22Yes.
00:00:23I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a boot call.
00:00:33Pack first.
00:00:35We call later.
00:00:37No.
00:00:40Karma.
00:00:44You're taking this stuff with you?
00:00:46The Waterboy uniform?
00:00:47No, thank you.
00:00:49But I would like your football jersey.
00:00:52Come on, give it.
00:00:54Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:01:00I know.
00:01:01But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:01:10Dad?
00:01:11Son, check MSC.
00:01:13You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:01:26My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:01:30We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning.
00:01:35Congratulations, son.
00:01:37Okay.
00:01:38Oh my god.
00:01:40You're so proud of you.
00:01:42Come to California with me.
00:01:44I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:01:47I...
00:01:48Hey.
00:01:50We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:01:52We can...
00:01:52You make it work.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:57My biggest dream has always been the NFL, but Caden's my first love.
00:02:02The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:02:05Can I take this next step without him?
00:02:07You did it.
00:02:08You did it.
00:02:09You did it.
00:02:10You did it.
00:02:14Nice.
00:02:15I know.
00:02:16It's insane.
00:02:16It's the kid.
00:02:17The son's got a story ready.
00:02:19Yeah, a story ready?
00:02:20Oh, great.
00:02:21Oh, great.
00:02:22My son's got a story ready.
00:02:22It's cool.
00:02:25Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:26Everyone.
00:02:28Don't sign yet.
00:02:29I want to get this on video.
00:02:30The moment my son, well, well, our son, joins the NFL.
00:02:37Caden, come here.
00:02:39I need you here for this.
00:02:40Oh, jeez.
00:02:41Come on, son.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:45Come on.
00:02:46Okay.
00:02:53Just...
00:02:54Just...
00:02:55Just...
00:02:56I'm turning down the NFL.
00:03:02Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:03:07Why would you give that up?
00:03:09Come on, Dad.
00:03:10The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:03:12It's across the country from Ivy.
00:03:15From Caden.
00:03:16Don't try to change my mind.
00:03:18I know.
00:03:19I know what I'm doing.
00:03:20You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:03:23some boy.
00:03:24Mom!
00:03:25Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:03:27Son, we got a way to think about this.
00:03:29Really?
00:03:29Come on, son.
00:03:30Really?
00:03:30Come on.
00:03:31There's long distance, right?
00:03:32We can fly him out.
00:03:34It's fine.
00:03:34You are so stupid right now.
00:03:36Oh, my God!
00:03:37Enough!
00:03:39Okay?
00:03:39Nolan's gonna change my mind.
00:03:41Caden is more important to me.
00:03:43Son.
00:03:44Son!
00:03:45Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:03:49First, you turned my son gay.
00:03:51And now you're ruining his life.
00:03:53I didn't turn him gay.
00:03:54You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:03:58Break up with him.
00:03:59I would never do that.
00:04:00I love him.
00:04:01Oh, you love him.
00:04:03He is giving up his future for you.
00:04:06Tell me, Caden.
00:04:07Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:04:10I will talk to Donovan.
00:04:12I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:04:16Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:04:18If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:04:23This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:04:28Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:04:35California and he never looks back.
00:04:37That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:04:42Otherwise, he will wake up one day and he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:04:49And he will hate you for it.
00:04:53You look to me so innocent.
00:04:57I never was the one to judge.
00:05:05You say that I'm indifferent.
00:05:09I haven't thought about it much.
00:05:13I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:05:15If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Caden?
00:05:26I've loved you since you dyed my uniform label colors.
00:05:30Will you marry me?
00:05:32Caden?
00:05:34Marry me.
00:05:35You know you want to.
00:05:41Why am I nervous?
00:05:43No matter what I say, Caden will say yes.
00:05:49Looking good, Waterboy.
00:05:55I want to break up.
00:06:02Oh my god.
00:06:04Dude, I thought you were serious for a second.
00:06:05I am serious.
00:06:07I want a fresh start.
00:06:10New school, new pool of men.
00:06:14What do you mean?
00:06:16We talked about it.
00:06:16You're just a high school experiment.
00:06:19It's over now.
00:06:20Now it's time to move on.
00:06:22I don't believe you.
00:06:24Caden, come on.
00:06:26If something's wrong, talk to me about it.
00:06:30We can't break up.
00:06:32And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:06:36And he will hate you for it.
00:06:40I found someone better.
00:06:42Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:06:46I don't fucking believe this.
00:06:48Believe what you want, it's over.
00:06:59Kid.
00:07:01If you don't want to be together, fine, but...
00:07:05You're my best friend.
00:07:08I can't lose that.
00:07:11Bottom line is...
00:07:13I've been here for a while and I'm impatient.
00:07:16Complying.
00:07:17Think it's worth the way to just try this.
00:07:19Cause I like you.
00:07:20What do you do?
00:07:21You don't seem to see the good I do.
00:07:24I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:07:26You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:07:31Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:07:37Say that again.
00:07:39I dare you.
00:07:44I don't want to be your boyfriend...
00:07:46Or your friend.
00:07:51Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06I think he bought it.
00:08:08I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:08:09How do you think I did?
00:08:13Hey.
00:08:14Hey, Caden.
00:08:17You don't have to do this.
00:08:19I do.
00:08:19I do have to do this.
00:08:21I...
00:08:22I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:08:27That's not up to you.
00:08:29That's up to him.
00:08:32He'll understand eventually.
00:08:34You'll see.
00:08:38Please.
00:08:41Please.
00:08:48Please.
00:08:59Please.
00:09:01That...
00:09:04Uh...
00:09:05Until I change my mind...
00:09:07I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:09:18You think I'm disposable? Just wait, Peyton. I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:09:33Goddammit, we need bigger athletes. How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:09:38All idea is welcome. A signing bonus, like a big one. Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:09:44Throw parties with influencers, can make us look really cool.
00:09:47We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:09:50Did I tell you to sit? Clean this shit up. Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to
00:09:55my house.
00:09:56I have ideas to pitch. What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:10:01You are the diversity hire, okay? I didn't want you here. If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:10:07If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:10:10Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch. Don't get guys left at?
00:10:18Yeah, I gotta take this. Here. Watch this press conference. We'll discuss after.
00:10:23Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:10:25This has no sugar in it. And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:10:31Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every single year since you joined
00:10:38the NFL.
00:10:39What motivates you?
00:10:41Easy. My first love from high school.
00:10:48Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years. Not since our breakup.
00:10:54But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:10:59How romantic. The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:11:05That love inspired me. Once.
00:11:08Till I got dumped for another guy.
00:11:11Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:11:15There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:11:18Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:11:21I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true. But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:11:26Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:11:30Come on.
00:11:32I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:11:36I mean, what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
00:11:40Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:11:43She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:11:48Is it Maple, whatever?
00:11:50Maple Hills.
00:11:52There are 800 students.
00:11:56You know the enrollment?
00:11:59You went there?
00:12:00Oh. My. God.
00:12:03You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:12:09Oh.
00:12:11Oh my God.
00:12:12Did you see his face?
00:12:14I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:12:19Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:12:23Yes. We crossed paths.
00:12:39I've never kissed a guy before.
00:12:42Am I doing it right?
00:12:46Donovan did know me.
00:12:47Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams bud.
00:12:49Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:12:53Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:12:57Oh my God. This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:13:03Dry cleaning, now!
00:13:06We told him.
00:13:08We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:13:11Everybody dress for success. I need you on your A game.
00:13:14We need to sign this guy.
00:13:17Who is it?
00:13:20Donovan Miller.
00:13:21Donovan Miller.
00:13:24Looks like Caden's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:35Sorry for teasing you.
00:13:37We just like to rip the newbies.
00:13:39We cool?
00:13:44Ooh, heads up.
00:13:46Tomorrow is theme day.
00:13:47If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:13:52I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:13:54Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:14:12Whatcha doing?
00:14:13Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:14:17I was looking something up for my internship.
00:14:20Right.
00:14:21And I'm wearing all black.
00:14:25You should quit.
00:14:26They treat you like shit.
00:14:28I can't.
00:14:30They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:14:34I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:14:37Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:14:40That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:14:46I don't know, man.
00:14:49I think you should tell him.
00:14:51He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:14:53Besides, I'll...
00:14:54I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:14:58Good morning, class.
00:14:59Please open your books to page 42.
00:15:22Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:15:36What is going on at the...
00:15:42Why is the room like this?
00:15:43Because Donovan is here.
00:15:47You're lying.
00:15:51But I haven't seen him since...
00:15:54It's been three years.
00:15:56Okay, well, get ready because...
00:15:58Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:16:01Here he is.
00:16:03The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:16:07Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:16:11Come on, Caden.
00:16:12Kiss him.
00:16:13Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:16:16You gotta kiss the cardboard and you can have the real thing.
00:16:26It's been years since I broke up with Donovan so he joined the NFL.
00:16:31And I'm still not over him.
00:16:36What the hell is going on in here?
00:16:38Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:16:43biggest fan.
00:16:44Mm-hmm.
00:16:46You are my biggest fan?
00:16:53Still a bully.
00:16:55You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:17:07Camille.
00:17:13You're not fucking funny.
00:17:14Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:17:17Goodbye.
00:17:39You kept my jersey.
00:17:42At the back I don't want it.
00:17:44I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:17:55You weren't wearing glasses.
00:17:59It's been three years.
00:18:01I upgraded to contacts.
00:18:04I liked you better before.
00:18:06What do you want?
00:18:08I want you to be honest for once.
00:18:10About why you dumped me back then.
00:18:13Me?
00:18:13After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:18:20Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:18:24You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:18:27Oh, Caden.
00:18:28I had five offers.
00:18:31Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:18:33They're a strong scoring record.
00:18:35Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:18:38I came here for you.
00:18:44I came here for you.
00:19:11You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:19:15You were serious about that?
00:19:16Yes.
00:19:17I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:19:27No.
00:19:28Pack first.
00:19:29Booty call.
00:19:30Later.
00:19:31No.
00:19:34Karma.
00:19:38You're taking this stuff with you?
00:19:40The Waterboy uniform?
00:19:42No, thank you.
00:19:43But I would like your football jersey.
00:19:46Come on, give it.
00:19:48Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:19:54I know.
00:19:55But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:20:04Dad?
00:20:05Son?
00:20:06Check MSC.
00:20:07You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:20:15Oh, my God!
00:20:17Dad!
00:20:18You're the number one pick for the NFL!
00:20:21My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:20:24We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:20:28Woo!
00:20:30Congratulations!
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:32Oh, my God!
00:20:34Yeah!
00:20:35I'm proud of you.
00:20:37Come to California with me.
00:20:39I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow.
00:20:43Hey, we knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:20:46We can make it work.
00:20:48Yeah.
00:20:51My biggest dream has always been the NFL.
00:20:54But...
00:20:55Caden's my first love.
00:20:57The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:20:59Can I take this next step without him?
00:21:02You did it! You did it! You did it!
00:21:09Nice!
00:21:10The kid!
00:21:11You did it!
00:21:11You did it!
00:21:13You did it!
00:21:14You did it!
00:21:15You did it!
00:21:17You did it!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:19Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:21:20Everyone!
00:21:22Don't sign yet.
00:21:23I want to get this on video.
00:21:24The moment my son...
00:21:26Well, our son...
00:21:28...joins the NFL!
00:21:31Caden, come here.
00:21:33I need you here for this.
00:21:34Oh, jeez.
00:21:35Come on, son.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:41Okay.
00:21:50I'm turning down the NFL.
00:21:57Son, playing football for the NFL has been your dream so you could walk.
00:22:01Why would you give that up?
00:22:03Come on, Dad.
00:22:04The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:22:06It's across the country from Ivy.
00:22:09From Caden.
00:22:10Don't try to change my mind.
00:22:12I know.
00:22:13I know what I'm doing.
00:22:15You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:22:17...some boy!
00:22:18Mom!
00:22:19Caden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:22:22Son, we gotta only think about this.
00:22:23Son, really, come on.
00:22:25There's long distance, right?
00:22:27We can fly him out.
00:22:28It's fine.
00:22:28You are so stupid right now.
00:22:30Oh, my God, enough!
00:22:33Okay, no one's gonna change my mind.
00:22:35Caden is more important to me.
00:22:37Son.
00:22:38Son!
00:22:39Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:22:43First, you turned my son gay, and now you're ruining his life.
00:22:47I didn't turn him gay.
00:22:48You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:22:52Break up with him.
00:22:53I would never do that. I love him.
00:22:55Oh, you love him.
00:22:57He is giving up his future for you.
00:23:00Tell me, Caden.
00:23:01Would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:23:04I will talk to Donovan.
00:23:06I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes...
00:23:10Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:23:12If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:23:17This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:23:22Caden, if you truly love him, break up with him, and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:23:30California and he never looks back.
00:23:32That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:23:37Otherwise, he will wake up one day.
00:23:39And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:23:44And he will hate you for it.
00:23:47You look to me so innocent.
00:23:51I never was the one to judge.
00:23:59You say that I'm indifferent.
00:24:03I haven't thought about it much.
00:24:07I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:24:09If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:24:17Okay...
00:24:17Caden...
00:24:20I've loved you since you dyed my uniform like all colors.
00:24:24Will you marry me?
00:24:27Caden...
00:24:28Marry me.
00:24:29I know you want to.
00:24:35Why am I nervous?
00:24:37No matter what I say...
00:24:39Caden will say yes.
00:24:44Looking good, Waterboy.
00:24:49I want to break up.
00:24:57Oh my god!
00:24:58Dude, I thought you were serious or something.
00:25:00I am serious.
00:25:02I want a fresh start.
00:25:04New school.
00:25:05New pool of men.
00:25:08What do you mean?
00:25:10We talked about-
00:25:11You're just a high school experiment.
00:25:13It's over now.
00:25:14It's time to move on.
00:25:16I don't believe you.
00:25:18Caden, come on.
00:25:20If something's wrong, just talk to me about it.
00:25:24We can't break up.
00:25:27And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:25:30And he will hate you for it.
00:25:34I found someone better.
00:25:36We gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:25:40I don't fucking believe this.
00:25:42Believe what you want, it's over.
00:25:54If you don't want to be together, fine.
00:25:58But...
00:25:59You're my best friend.
00:26:02I can't lose that.
00:26:05Bottom line is...
00:26:07I've been here for a while and I'm impatient.
00:26:10Complying.
00:26:11Think it's worth the wait to just try this.
00:26:13Cause I like you.
00:26:14Whether you do, you don't seem to see the good I do.
00:26:18I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:26:20You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:26:25Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:26:31Say that again.
00:26:33I dare you.
00:26:38I don't want to be your boyfriend...
00:26:41Or your friend.
00:26:45Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:01I think he bought it.
00:27:02I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:27:04How do you think I did?
00:27:07Hey.
00:27:08Hey, Caden.
00:27:11You don't have to do this.
00:27:13I do, I do have to do this.
00:27:16I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:27:21That's not up to you.
00:27:23That's up to him.
00:27:25You'll understand eventually.
00:27:28You'll see.
00:27:32Please come talk.
00:27:34Please.
00:27:55Dad.
00:27:59Tell him I changed my mind.
00:28:02I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:28:12You think I'm disposable?
00:28:15Just wait, Caden.
00:28:17I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:28:28Goddammit.
00:28:28We need bigger athletes.
00:28:30How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:28:32All ideas welcome.
00:28:33A signing bonus, like a big one.
00:28:36Or a free car, like a Hummer.
00:28:38Throw parties with influencers.
00:28:40Can make us look really cool.
00:28:41We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:28:44Did I tell you to sit?
00:28:46Clean this shit up.
00:28:47Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:28:50I have ideas to pitch.
00:28:52What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:28:55You are the diversity hire, okay?
00:28:58I didn't want you here.
00:28:59If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:29:01If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:29:04Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:29:07Don't get guys left that?
00:29:12Yeah, I gotta take this.
00:29:13Here, watch this press conference.
00:29:16We'll discuss after.
00:29:17Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:29:19This has no sugar in it.
00:29:21And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:29:25Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
00:29:29and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL.
00:29:34What motivates you?
00:29:35Easy.
00:29:36My first love from high school.
00:29:42Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:29:45Not since our breakup.
00:29:48But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:29:53How romantic.
00:29:54The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:29:59That love inspired me.
00:30:01Once.
00:30:03Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:30:05Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:30:09There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:30:12Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:30:15I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:30:18But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:30:20Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:26I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:30:31I mean, what type of person dumps THE Donovan Miller?
00:30:34Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:30:38She's such a nobody, the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:30:43Is it Maple whatever?
00:30:44Maple Hills.
00:30:46There are 800 students.
00:30:50You know the enrollment?
00:30:53You went there?
00:30:54Oh.
00:30:55My.
00:30:56God.
00:30:57You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:31:03Oh.
00:31:05Oh my God.
00:31:06Did you see his face?
00:31:08I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:31:13Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:31:17Yes.
00:31:18We crossed paths.
00:31:31We crossed paths.
00:31:33I've never kissed a guy before.
00:31:36Am I doing it right?
00:31:40Donovan did know me.
00:31:41Oh yeah, maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:31:43Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:31:47Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:31:51Oh my God.
00:31:52This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:31:57Dry cleaning.
00:31:59Now.
00:32:00We told him.
00:32:02We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:32:05Everybody dress for success.
00:32:07I need you on your A game.
00:32:09We need to sign this guy.
00:32:11Who is it?
00:32:14Donovan Miller.
00:32:18Looks like Kate's fantasy is about to come to life.
00:32:21Huh?
00:32:29Sorry for teasing you.
00:32:31We just like to rip the newbies.
00:32:33We cool?
00:32:38Ooh, heads up.
00:32:40Tomorrow is theme day.
00:32:41If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it.
00:32:46I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:32:48Will this McDick take me seriously?
00:33:06What you doing?
00:33:07Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:33:11I was looking something up for my internship.
00:33:15Right.
00:33:16And I'm wearing all black.
00:33:19You should quit.
00:33:21They treat you like shit.
00:33:23I can't.
00:33:24They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:33:28I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:33:32Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:33:35That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:33:40I don't know, man.
00:33:43I think you should tell him.
00:33:45He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:33:47Besides, I'll...
00:33:48I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:33:52Good morning, lass.
00:33:54Please open your books to page 42.
00:34:16Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:34:30What is going on at the...
00:34:36Why is the room like this?
00:34:38Because Donovan is here.
00:34:41You're lying.
00:34:45But I haven't seen him since...
00:34:48It's been three years.
00:34:50Okay, well, get ready because...
00:34:52Aaron's about to bring him in.
00:34:54What?
00:34:54Yeah.
00:34:55Here he is.
00:34:57The Donovan who actually knows you exist.
00:35:01Now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies.
00:35:06Come on, Caden.
00:35:06Kiss him.
00:35:07Kiss your big quarterback crush.
00:35:10Kiss the cardboard when you can have the real thing.
00:35:20It's been years since I broke up with Donovan, so we joined the NFL.
00:35:25And I'm still not over him.
00:35:30What the hell is going on in here?
00:35:33Sir, it looks like Caden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
00:35:37biggest fan.
00:35:39You are my biggest fan?
00:35:48Still a bully.
00:35:49You haven't changed at all, have you?
00:35:56No!
00:36:01Camille.
00:36:07You're not fucking funny.
00:36:09Now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract.
00:36:11Goodbye.
00:36:33You kept my jersey.
00:36:36At the back I don't want it.
00:36:38I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back.
00:36:49You weren't wearing glasses.
00:36:53It's been three years.
00:36:55I upgraded to contacts.
00:36:58I liked you better before.
00:37:00What do you want?
00:37:02I want you to be honest for once.
00:37:05About why you dumped me back then.
00:37:07Me?
00:37:08After you pretended to not know me up there?
00:37:14Aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:37:16Caden?
00:37:18You got traded to the Bobcats.
00:37:21Oh, Caden.
00:37:22I had five offers.
00:37:25Why do you think I chose Boston?
00:37:27Your strong scoring record.
00:37:29Don't be stupid, Caden.
00:37:33I came here for you.
00:38:02You're supposed to be helping me pack for college, remember?
00:38:06You were serious about that?
00:38:08Yes.
00:38:08I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call.
00:38:18Pack first.
00:38:20Booty call.
00:38:21Later.
00:38:22No.
00:38:25Karma.
00:38:29You're taking this stuff with you?
00:38:31The Waterboy uniform?
00:38:33No, thank you.
00:38:34But, I would like your football jersey.
00:38:37Come on, give it.
00:38:39Well, pretty soon, you're going to have one of these from the NFL with my name on it.
00:38:45I know.
00:38:46But this one is always going to be special to me.
00:38:55Dad?
00:38:56Son, check MSC.
00:38:58You need to look at the NFL draft now.
00:39:06Wow.
00:39:06Oh my god!
00:39:09Dad!
00:39:09You're the number one pick for the NFL.
00:39:12My dreams just keep coming true, huh?
00:39:15We signed the contract this afternoon and you were on a plane to California in the morning!
00:39:20Woo!
00:39:21Congratulations, son.
00:39:22Oh my god!
00:39:26I'm proud of you.
00:39:28Come to California with me.
00:39:30Uh, I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow!
00:39:33I...
00:39:35Hey...
00:39:35We knew long distance could be a possibility.
00:39:37We can...
00:39:38We can make it work.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:43My biggest dream has always been the NFL.
00:39:45But...
00:39:46Caden's my first love.
00:39:48The one who made it safe for me to be gay.
00:39:50Can I take this next step without him?
00:39:53You did it!
00:39:54You did it!
00:39:54You did it!
00:40:00Nice!
00:40:00I know.
00:40:01The kid!
00:40:03Is it a story ready?
00:40:04Is it a story ready?
00:40:05Oh, great.
00:40:07You were just...
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:11Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:40:12Everyone!
00:40:13Don't sign yet.
00:40:14I want to get this on video.
00:40:15The moment my son...
00:40:17Well, our son...
00:40:19...joins the NFL!
00:40:22Kaden, come here.
00:40:24I need you here for this.
00:40:26Oh, jeez.
00:40:26Come on, son.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:41I'm turning down the NFL.
00:40:48Son!
00:40:49Playing football for the NFL has been your dream since you could walk.
00:40:52Why would you give that up?
00:40:54Come on, Dad.
00:40:55The Cobras are all the way in California.
00:40:57It's across the country from Ivy.
00:41:00From Kaden.
00:41:02Don't try to change my mind.
00:41:03I know.
00:41:04I know what I'm doing.
00:41:06You cannot give up your dream for some...
00:41:08...some boy!
00:41:09Mom!
00:41:10Kaden isn't just some boy, okay?
00:41:13Son, we got a way to think about this.
00:41:14Come on, son.
00:41:15Really, come on.
00:41:16There's long distance, right?
00:41:18We can fly him out.
00:41:19It's fine.
00:41:20You are so stupid right now!
00:41:21Oh, my God!
00:41:23Enough!
00:41:24Okay?
00:41:24No one's gonna change my mind.
00:41:26Kaden is more important to me.
00:41:28Son.
00:41:29Son!
00:41:30Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me.
00:41:34First, you turned my son gay.
00:41:36And now you're ruining his life.
00:41:38I didn't turn him gay.
00:41:39You are the worst mistake he has made in his life.
00:41:43Break up with him.
00:41:44I would never do that.
00:41:45I love him.
00:41:46Oh, you love him.
00:41:48He is giving up his future for you.
00:41:51Tell me, Kaden, would you actually give up Ivy for him?
00:41:55I will talk to Donovan.
00:41:57I will make him understand that we can still be together even if he goes-
00:42:00No!
00:42:01Didn't you see what happened in Minnesota?
00:42:03If he is ever caught with you, his career is over.
00:42:08This is what happens to gay professional football players.
00:42:13Kaden, if you truly love him, break up with him and make it hurt so bad that he runs to
00:42:21California and he never looks back.
00:42:23That he never pursues a relationship with someone like you.
00:42:28Otherwise, he will wake up one day.
00:42:31And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:42:35And he will hate you for it.
00:42:39You look to me so innocent.
00:42:42I never was the one to judge.
00:42:50You say that I'm indifferent.
00:42:54I haven't thought about it much.
00:42:58I can't let him give up his dreams for me.
00:43:00If it's meant to be, we'll find our way back to each other.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:09Okay.
00:43:09Kaden?
00:43:11I've loved you since you dyed my uniform of your colors.
00:43:15Will you marry me?
00:43:18Kaden?
00:43:19Marry me.
00:43:21You know you want to.
00:43:26Why am I nervous?
00:43:28No matter what I say,
00:43:30Kaden will say yes.
00:43:35Looking good, Waterboy.
00:43:40I want to break up.
00:43:48Oh my god.
00:43:49Dude, I thought you were serious for a sec.
00:43:51I am serious.
00:43:53I want a fresh start.
00:43:56New school, new pool of men.
00:43:59What do you mean we talked about?
00:44:02You were just a high school experiment.
00:44:04It's over now.
00:44:05It's time to move on.
00:44:07I don't believe you.
00:44:10Kaden, come on.
00:44:11If something's wrong, just talk to me about it.
00:44:15We can't break up.
00:44:18And he will realize he wasted his life on you.
00:44:22And he will hate you for it.
00:44:25I found someone better.
00:44:28Gotta hit the road soon, babe.
00:44:31I don't fucking believe this.
00:44:34Believe what you want, it's over.
00:44:44Kid.
00:44:46If you don't want to be together, fine.
00:44:49But...
00:44:50You're my best friend.
00:44:53I can't lose that.
00:45:09I'm sorry, Donovan.
00:45:11You won't go and join the NFL if I don't cut you off.
00:45:16Staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic.
00:45:22Say that again.
00:45:24I dare you.
00:45:30I don't want to be your boyfriend.
00:45:32Or your friend.
00:45:36Then I guess that makes us enemies.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I think he bought it.
00:45:53I honestly didn't think I could pull it off.
00:45:55How do you think I did?
00:45:58Hey.
00:45:59Hey, Kaden.
00:46:02You don't have to do this.
00:46:04I do.
00:46:05I do have to do this.
00:46:06I...
00:46:07I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams.
00:46:12That's not up to you.
00:46:14That's up to him.
00:46:17He'll understand eventually.
00:46:19You'll see.
00:46:23Please, can we talk about this?
00:46:26Please.
00:46:46Dad?
00:46:50Tell him I changed my mind.
00:46:53I'm gonna sign with the NFL.
00:47:03You think I'm disposable?
00:47:06Just wait, Kaden.
00:47:08I'll get so big, you won't be able to escape me.
00:47:10Come on.
00:47:19Goddammit.
00:47:19We need bigger athletes.
00:47:21How are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
00:47:23All ideas welcome.
00:47:24A signing bonus.
00:47:25Like a big one.
00:47:27Or a free car.
00:47:28Like a Hummer.
00:47:29Throw parties with influencers.
00:47:31Could make us look really cool.
00:47:32We could turn overlooked talent into household names.
00:47:35Did I tell you to sit?
00:47:37Clean this shit up.
00:47:38Then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house.
00:47:41I have ideas to pitch.
00:47:43What does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
00:47:46You are the diversity hire.
00:47:48Okay? I didn't want you here.
00:47:50If you don't like it, you can leave.
00:47:52If you fire me, I won't meet the credits to graduate college.
00:47:55Then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch.
00:47:59Don't get guys left fat?
00:48:03Yeah, I gotta take this. Here.
00:48:05Watch this press conference.
00:48:06We'll discuss after.
00:48:09Hey, don't forget to clean up.
00:48:11This has no sugar in it.
00:48:12And you're ruining my fucking day, okay?
00:48:16Mr. Miller, you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins and won MVP every single year since you joined
00:48:24the NFL.
00:48:25What motivates you?
00:48:27Easy.
00:48:27My first love from high school.
00:48:34Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years.
00:48:37Not since our breakup.
00:48:39But going back in the closet made him the biggest, most loved quarterback in the world.
00:48:44How romantic. The love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
00:48:50That love inspired me.
00:48:52Once.
00:48:53Until I got dumped for another guy.
00:48:56Then hate became the bigger motivator.
00:49:00There's a rumor you got a career-ending injury in last year's championships.
00:49:03Is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
00:49:06I tore my ACL in the championship, that's true.
00:49:09But I will be back by the end of the season.
00:49:12Does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
00:49:15Come on.
00:49:17I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
00:49:22I mean, what type of person dumps THE Donovan Miller?
00:49:25Some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of.
00:49:29She's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people.
00:49:34Is it Maple whatever?
00:49:36Maple Hills.
00:49:38There are 800 students.
00:49:41You know the enrollment?
00:49:44You went there?
00:49:45Oh.
00:49:46My.
00:49:47God.
00:49:48You're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
00:49:54Oh.
00:49:56Oh my God.
00:49:57Did you see his face?
00:49:59I bet that's one of his fantasies, getting bug banged by the star QB.
00:50:04Did Donovan even know you existed?
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:10We crossed paths.
00:50:24I've never kissed a guy before.
00:50:27Am I doing it right?
00:50:31Donovan did know me.
00:50:33Oh, yeah.
00:50:33Maybe in your dreams, bud.
00:50:34Fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller.
00:50:38Not only did he know who I am, I helped him win the state championship senior year.
00:50:42Oh my God.
00:50:43This Twinkie Pie actually believes his fantasies are real.
00:50:48Try cleaning, now!
00:50:51We told him.
00:50:53We have a huge potential client in tomorrow.
00:50:56Everybody, dress for success.
00:50:58I need you on your A game.
00:51:00We need to sign this guy.
00:51:02Who is it?
00:51:05Donovan Miller.
00:51:06Donovan Miller.
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:09Looks like Kate's fantasy is about to come to life, huh?
00:51:13Ha!
00:51:14Ha!
00:51:14Ha!
00:51:20Sorry for teasing you.
00:51:22We just like to rip the newbies.
00:51:24We cool?
00:51:30Ooh!
00:51:30Ooh!
00:51:31Heads up!
00:51:31Tomorrow is theme day.
00:51:32If you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller, Dick will love it!
00:51:37I have Donovan's old jersey.
00:51:39Will this make Dick take me seriously?
00:51:56Hey.
00:51:57What you doing?
00:51:59Staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
00:52:02I was looking something up for my internship.
00:52:06Right.
00:52:07And I'm wearing all black.
00:52:10You should quit.
00:52:12They treat you like shit.
00:52:13I can't.
00:52:15They are literally the only place that would take me with my grades and...
00:52:19I need an intern credit to graduate.
00:52:23Donovan has no idea, does he?
00:52:26That you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college.
00:52:31I don't know, man.
00:52:34I think you should tell him.
00:52:36He doesn't want to hear from me.
00:52:39Besides, I'll...
00:52:39I'll never see him again, so it doesn't matter.
00:52:44Good morning, lass.
00:52:45Please open your books to page 42.
00:53:04She's so very in my heart.
00:53:07She's so...
00:53:08Welcome to Boston, Mr. Miller.
00:53:21what is going on
00:53:27why is the room like this
00:53:29because Donovan is here
00:53:32you're lying
00:53:36but I haven't seen him since
00:53:39it's been three years
00:53:41okay well get ready
00:53:43because Aaron's about to bring him in
00:53:46here he is
00:53:48the Donovan who actually knows you exist
00:53:52now you can act out all your perverted
00:53:55little homo fantasies
00:53:56come on Caden kiss him
00:53:58kiss your big quarterback crush
00:54:00if you kiss the car
00:54:02you can have the real thing
00:54:11it's been years since I broke up with Donovan
00:54:14so we joined the NFL
00:54:16and I'm still not over him
00:54:21what the hell is going on in here
00:54:23sir it looks like Caden
00:54:25knew that Donovan was coming today
00:54:27and he wanted to show him that he's his biggest fan
00:54:30you are my biggest fan
00:54:39still a bully
00:54:40you haven't changed at all have you
00:54:52Camille
00:54:58you're not fucking funny
00:54:59now quit all this shit up
00:55:01or you can kiss my contract
00:55:03goodbye
00:55:24you kept my jersey
00:55:27back I don't want it
00:55:30I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
00:55:40you weren't wearing glasses
00:55:44it's been three years
00:55:46I upgraded to contacts
00:55:49I liked you better before
00:55:51what do you want?
00:55:53I want you to be honest for once
00:55:56about why you dumped me back then
00:55:57me?
00:55:59after you pretended to not know me up there?
00:56:05aren't you curious about why I'm here?
00:56:09you got traded to the Bobcats
00:56:12okay
00:56:13I had five offers
00:56:16why do you think I chose Boston?
00:56:18you're a strong scoring record
00:56:20don't be stupid Caden
00:56:24I came here for you
00:56:54you're supposed to be helping me pack for college remember?
00:56:57you were serious about that?
00:56:59yes
00:56:59I thought that was just an excuse to get your hot quarterback boyfriend over for a booty call
00:57:09pack first
00:57:11we call later
00:57:13no
00:57:16karma
00:57:20you're taking this stuff with you?
00:57:22the waterboy uniform?
00:57:24no thank you
00:57:25but I would like your football jersey
00:57:28come on give it
00:57:30well pretty soon
00:57:32you're gonna have one of these from the NFL
00:57:34with my name on it
00:57:35I know
00:57:37but this one is always gonna be special to me
00:57:46dad?
00:57:48son
00:57:48check MSC
00:57:49you need to look at the NFL draft now
00:58:03my dreams just keep coming true
00:58:06we signed the contract this afternoon
00:58:08and you were on a plane to California in the morning
00:58:12congratulations
00:58:12oh my god
00:58:17I'm so proud of you
00:58:19come to California with me
00:58:21I'm going to college in Boston tomorrow
00:58:23I
00:58:26we knew long distance could be a possibility
00:58:28we can make it work
00:58:30yeah
00:58:34my biggest dream has always been the NFL
00:58:36but Caden's my first love
00:58:39the one who made it safe for me to be gay
00:58:41can I take this next step without him?
00:58:44you did it
00:58:45you did it
00:58:45you did everything
00:58:51you did it
00:58:52I know
00:58:52look at it
00:58:55you did it
00:58:55you did it
00:58:56you did it
00:58:57you did it
00:58:59you did it
00:58:59you were so great
00:59:00you did it
00:59:01oh wait wait wait wait
00:59:02everyone
00:59:04don't sign yet
00:59:05I want to get this on video
00:59:06the moment my son
00:59:08well
00:59:09well our son
00:59:10joins the NFL
00:59:13Caden come here
00:59:15I need you here for this
00:59:17oh jeez
00:59:17come on son
00:59:19okay
00:59:20come on
00:59:21come on
00:59:23okay
00:59:23okay
00:59:29just stop
00:59:30just stop
00:59:31just stop
00:59:32I'm turning down the NFL
00:59:39son
00:59:39playing football for the NFL
00:59:41has been your dream stupid walk
00:59:43why would you give that up?
00:59:45come on dad
00:59:46the Cobras are all the way in California
00:59:48it's across the country from Ivy
00:59:51from Caden
00:59:53don't try to change my mind
00:59:54I know
00:59:55I know what I'm doing
00:59:57you cannot give up your dream for some
00:59:59some boy
01:00:00mom
01:00:01Caden isn't just some boy okay
01:00:04son we got a way to think about this
01:00:05really come on
01:00:06son really come on
01:00:07just long distance right
01:00:09we can fly him out
01:00:10it's fine
01:00:11you are so stupid right now
01:00:12oh my god
01:00:14enough
01:00:15okay
01:00:15no one's gonna change my mind
01:00:17Caden is more important to me
01:00:19son
01:00:20son
01:00:21Donovan can't really be ready to give up his NFL dreams for me
01:00:25first
01:00:26you turned my son gay
01:00:27and now you're ruining his life
01:00:29I didn't turn him gay
01:00:31you are the worst mistake
01:00:32he has made in his life
01:00:34break up with him
01:00:35I would never do that
01:00:36I love him
01:00:37oh you love him
01:00:39he is giving up his future
01:00:41for you
01:00:42tell me Caden
01:00:43would you actually give up Ivy for him
01:00:46I will talk to Donovan
01:00:48I will make him understand
01:00:49that we can still be together
01:00:50even if he goes
01:00:51no
01:00:52didn't you see what happened in Minnesota
01:00:54if he is ever caught with you
01:00:56his career is over
01:01:00this is what happens to gay professional football players
01:01:04Caden
01:01:05if you truly love him
01:01:07break up with him
01:01:09and make it hurt so bad
01:01:11that he runs to California
01:01:12and he never looks back
01:01:14that he never pursues a relationship with someone like you
01:01:18otherwise
01:01:19he will wake up one day
01:01:22and he will realize he wasted his life on you
01:01:26and he will hate you for it
01:01:30you look to me so innocent
01:01:33I never was the one to judge
01:01:41you say that I'm indifferent
01:01:45I haven't thought about it much
01:01:48I can't let him give up his dreams for me
01:01:51if it's meant to be
01:01:53we'll find our way back to each other
01:01:58okay
01:02:00Caden
01:02:02I've loved you since
01:02:03you dyed my uniform label colors
01:02:06will you marry me?
01:02:09Caden
01:02:10marry me
01:02:11you know you want to
01:02:17why am I nervous?
01:02:19no matter what I say
01:02:21Caden will say yes
01:02:26looking good waterboy
01:02:31I want to break up
01:02:39oh my god
01:02:40dude I thought you were serious for a second
01:02:42I am serious
01:02:44I want a fresh start
01:02:47new school, new pool of men
01:02:50what do you mean?
01:02:52we talked about
01:02:53you were just a high school experiment
01:02:54it's over now
01:02:56it's time to move on
01:02:58I don't believe you
01:03:01Caden, come on
01:03:03if something is wrong
01:03:04talk to me about it
01:03:06we can't break up
01:03:09and he will realize
01:03:10he wasted his life on you
01:03:12and he will hate you for it
01:03:16I found someone better
01:03:18we gotta hit the road soon, babe
01:03:23I don't fucking believe this
01:03:24I don't fucking believe this
01:03:25believe what you want
01:03:26it's over
01:03:37kid, if you don't want to be together
01:03:39fine, but
01:03:42you're my best friend
01:03:44I can't lose that
01:03:46I can't lose that
01:03:47bottom line is
01:03:49I've been here for a while
01:03:51and I'm impatient
01:03:52compliant
01:03:53think I swear to wait to just try this
01:03:55cause I like you
01:03:56what do you do
01:03:57you don't seem to see the good I do
01:04:00I'm sorry Donovan
01:04:02you won't go and join the NFL
01:04:04if I don't cut you off
01:04:08staying friends with a high school hookup is pathetic
01:04:13say that again
01:04:15I dare you
01:04:21I don't want to be your boyfriend
01:04:23or your friend
01:04:27then I guess that makes us enemies
01:04:42okay
01:04:43I think he bought it
01:04:44honestly didn't think I could pull it off
01:04:46how do you think I did?
01:04:49hey
01:04:50hey Caden
01:04:53you don't have to do this
01:04:55I do
01:04:56I do have to do this
01:04:57I
01:04:58I can't be the reason that he gives up his NFL dreams
01:05:03that's not up to you
01:05:05that's up to him
01:05:08he'll understand eventually
01:05:11you'll see
01:05:15please come down
01:05:17please
01:05:37dad
01:05:39uh
01:05:41tell him I changed my mind
01:05:44I'm gonna sign with the NFL
01:05:54you think I'm disposable?
01:05:57just wait Caden
01:05:59I'll get so big
01:06:00you won't be able to escape me
01:06:10goddammit
01:06:10we need bigger athletes
01:06:12how are we gonna stand out here in Boston?
01:06:14all ideas welcome
01:06:15a signing bonus
01:06:16like a big one
01:06:18or a free car
01:06:19like a Hummer
01:06:20throw parties with influencers
01:06:22could make us look really cool
01:06:23we could turn overlooked talent to household names
01:06:26did I tell you to sit?
01:06:28clean this shit up
01:06:30then go pick up my dry cleaning and deliver to my house
01:06:32I have ideas to pitch
01:06:34what does a fudge packer like you know about sports?
01:06:37you are the diversity hire
01:06:39okay?
01:06:40I didn't want you here
01:06:41if you don't like it
01:06:42you can leave
01:06:43if you fire me
01:06:44I won't need the credits to graduate college
01:06:46then you should stop complaining about being the office's bitch
01:06:50don't get guys love fat?
01:06:54yeah I gotta take this
01:06:55here
01:06:56watch this press conference
01:06:58we'll discuss after
01:07:00hey don't forget to clean up
01:07:01this has no sugar in it
01:07:03and you're ruining my fucking day okay?
01:07:07Mr. Miller
01:07:08you've led the California Cobras to three championship wins
01:07:12and won MVP every single year since you joined the NFL
01:07:16what motivates you?
01:07:18easy
01:07:18my first love from high school
01:07:25Donovan and I haven't spoken in three years
01:07:28not since our breakup
01:07:30but going back in the closet made him the biggest
01:07:32most loved quarterback in the world
01:07:35how romantic
01:07:36the love of your high school girlfriend inspires you?
01:07:41that love inspired me
01:07:43once
01:07:45till I got dumped for another guy
01:07:48then hate became the bigger motivator
01:07:51there's a rumor you got a career ending injury in last year's championships
01:07:54is that why you're leaving the Cobras?
01:07:57I tore my ACL in the championship that's true
01:08:00but I will be back by the end of the season
01:08:03does that mean you've already been scouted by a new team?
01:08:07come on
01:08:08I guess I'll just have to wait and see
01:08:13I mean what type of person dumps the Donovan Miller?
01:08:16some dumb bitch from that small town he crawled out of
01:08:20she's such a nobody the press can't even find her in that tiny hick town of ten people
01:08:25is it Maple whatever
01:08:26Maple Hills
01:08:28there are 800 students
01:08:32you know the enrollment?
01:08:35you went there?
01:08:37oh my god
01:08:39you're the girlfriend he's been hiding?
01:08:45wow
01:08:47oh my god
01:08:48you see his face?
01:08:51I bet that's one of his fantasies
01:08:52getting bug banged by the star QB
01:08:56did Donovan even know you existed?
01:09:00yes
01:09:01we crossed paths
01:09:15I've never kissed a guy before
01:09:18am I doing it right?
01:09:22Donovan
01:09:23Donovan did know me
01:09:23oh yeah maybe near James bud
01:09:25fruitcake definitely had a big gay crush on Donovan Miller
01:09:29not only did he know who I am
01:09:31I helped him win the state championship senior year
01:09:33oh my god
01:09:34this Dwayne Peepai actually believes his fantasies are real
01:09:40dry cleaning
01:09:41dry cleaning now
01:09:42we told him
01:09:44we have a huge potential client in tomorrow
01:09:47everybody dress for success
01:09:49I need you on your A game
01:09:51we need to sign this guy
01:09:54who is it?
01:09:56Donovan Miller
01:09:57oh
01:10:00looks like Kaden's fantasy is about to come to life
01:10:03huh?
01:10:11sorry for teasing you
01:10:13we just like to rip the newbies
01:10:15we cool?
01:10:21ooh heads up
01:10:22tomorrow is theme day
01:10:23if you show up in something tied to Donovan Miller
01:10:25Dick will love it
01:10:28I have Donovan's old jersey
01:10:30will this make Dick take me seriously?
01:10:48what you doing?
01:10:49what you doing?
01:10:50staring at your hot sexy quarterback ex-boyfriend again?
01:10:53I was looking something up
01:10:55for my internship
01:10:57right
01:10:58and I'm wearing all black
01:11:02you should quit
01:11:03they treat you like shit
01:11:05I can't
01:11:06they are literally the only place that would take me with my grades
01:11:09and I need an intern credit to graduate
01:11:14Donovan has no idea does he?
01:11:17that you were so wrecked after the breakup that you nearly flunked out of college
01:11:22I don't know man
01:11:25I think you should tell him
01:11:27he doesn't want to hear from me
01:11:30besides I'll
01:11:30I'll never see him again so it doesn't matter
01:11:35good morning lass
01:11:36please open your books to page 42
01:11:58I'll never see you
01:11:59welcome to Boston Mr. Miller
01:12:12what is going on at the
01:12:18why is the room like this?
01:12:21because Donovan is here
01:12:23you're right
01:12:27but I haven't seen him since
01:12:31it's been three years
01:12:32ok well get ready because
01:12:34Aaron is about to bring him in
01:12:37here he is
01:12:40the Donovan who actually knows you exist
01:12:44now you can act out all your perverted little homo fantasies
01:12:48come on Kate and kiss him
01:12:49kiss your big quarterback crush
01:12:52you can kiss the cards more than you can have the real thing
01:13:03it's been years since I broke up with Donovan so he joined the NFL
01:13:07and I'm still not over him
01:13:12what the hell is going on in here?
01:13:15sir it looks like Kaden knew that Donovan was coming today and he wanted to show him that he's his
01:13:20biggest fan
01:13:22you are my biggest fan
01:13:30still a bully
01:13:32you haven't changed at all have you
01:13:43Camille
01:13:49you are not fucking funny
01:13:50now clean all this shit up or you can kiss my contract
01:13:54goodbye
01:14:15you keep my jersey
01:14:19back I don't want it
01:14:21I don't want my fucking high school football jersey back
01:14:31you aren't wearing glasses
01:14:35it's been three years
01:14:37I upgraded to contacts
01:14:40I liked you better before
01:14:43what do you want?
01:14:44I want you to be honest for once
01:14:47about why you dumped me back then
01:14:49me? after you pretended to not know me up there?
01:14:56aren't you curious about why I'm here?
01:15:00you got traded to the Bobcats
01:15:03okay
01:15:05I had five offers
01:15:07why do you think I chose Boston?
01:15:09their strong scoring record
01:15:11don't be stupid Kaden
01:15:15I came here for you
01:15:17I can't see you
01:15:18yeah
01:15:21I have the biggest fan of it
01:15:22I had a big one
01:15:26but I really loved you
01:15:29to have your life
01:15:30I'm hungry
01:15:30I am hungry
01:15:30I'm hungry
01:15:30I'm hungry
01:15:30I'm hungry
01:15:30You
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