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Love Island (UK) - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did he get out of here?
02:32Oh.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:36Hold on.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:38Woo.
02:42Woo.
02:43Oh my God.
02:46Woo.
02:48Oh my God, OMG.
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be spent now.
02:55What the hell?
02:57Hey.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Oh my God, help, help.
03:04You might don't be here.
03:05But the
03:06guys are doing good now.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh, my!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you. Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to we!
03:28Here's to you!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:35our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy
03:40packagey things back in a TV
03:41studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh, no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me Meowajama!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:05Ian Stirling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52I can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I've just seen these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh!
05:19Oh!
05:22And that's how free I wanna be.
05:24Oh, I think I found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Hello, Icon.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat!
06:02Guys, look at me or cap.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince. Is that it? I know
07:08it's to kiss a few frogs isn't it?
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it. I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16I actually just don't. If you know someone like me, please call the number here. But I don't think you
07:22do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even waffling, this is no chicken waffle. I genuinely think I could beat a shark
07:31in a fight.
07:33As in if I'm in the sea and the sharks at me one on one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years. All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming. Thank you.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance, the producers completely forgot about the coupling
08:04up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year, but one thing that will never change are the
08:24get-to-know-you chats. They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right. Do you need help? No. Yeah, I think... Elegant. Look at that. Professional. Oh, shit. Yeah, you have to
08:39be careful. Okay. Oh, my God. This is how you get the ick, though. What? On something like this. No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please. I'll let me get you some. Yes, please. Bear with. Bear with. Bear with. Bear with. Bear
08:53with. Bear with.
08:55What are you eating? I saw these, bro. Help yourself. Oh, this is cool. Ha-ha. I wanted water, but
09:05fuck that.
09:06You do Brazilian jiu-jitsu? No. What is wrong? What? That is so... No, no, no. That is really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it because I'm like, I can't cope with that. I feel like people
09:16judge me.
09:16Yeah. Just based on how I look. Yeah. Like, I'm a fuckboy. Yeah. Erm... I do think you do give
09:22that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am. You do give. Yeah. Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want I slowly instead? No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then? What's I, then? Is that just like, yeah? Yeah. Aye? Aye.
09:43What else is there? I'm trying to think. What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is? See there?
09:52What? What? Like, that... Oh, what? The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island? No! Like, just the full hang. What? What?
09:59What is that to you? Like, a countertop? It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a... What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the counter. Counter, yeah. Counter, yeah.
10:10That's a bunker. A bunker? Aye. Aye. Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup? Yes, please. Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups? What do you need? Cups? Yeah.
10:27For what? Water? Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh? Is it? Wash it out. No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They use the filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous. You could be like... No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy. What?
11:06You're very sexy. Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong. I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous. Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe. It should have been Maneater. Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst,
11:24but au contraire, turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a... What? Is it fuck? No.
11:31What? It's bad. It's whatever fault.
11:33I would say Aidan's a top tart.
11:35Are we calling each other tarts? Yeah. Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me. Brilliant.
11:45Alright, I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean? What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious is... No!
11:54That's what I thought. No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No. You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not. Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's hard.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's hard choice.
12:26Alright, can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey, look.
13:05Oh, that's it.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:29Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, where about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the mole.
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:08Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slow...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north or London?
14:28North...
14:29What is it?
14:29North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple.
14:34Simple words in.
14:35So you've got...
14:36North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex...
14:38Yeah.
14:38And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, I'm free.
14:58Alright.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junctions?
15:24No-one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked, but I'll write it.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns-uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it in time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words...
15:50What...
15:52Opie...
15:54Like...
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:34If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And it is!
16:44And it is!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:57This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:14Opie.
17:15But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be unz unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like, unz unz unz unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie is a different.
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek's Scottish, innit?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:18What you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad?
18:22Lord Farquaad?
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's
18:58no way I could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our owners had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh, no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh, no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though, and then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Oh!
20:24Say who you think is in the wrong couple, and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Did you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
20:59Aw!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:05Yay!
21:06Ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you have a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:20Do you want it?
21:20Do you want it?
21:20Do you want it?
21:20Do you want it?
21:20Do you want it?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:26Ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:29Woo!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34You win!
21:35You can just do it in here if you want.
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Yay!
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Oh, look at his hat!
21:45Yay!
21:49It's all in love, brother!
21:50It's all in love, man!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey!
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha-ha-ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally!
22:17No, not normally!
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking!
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought!
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Love it.
22:25Oh, that's so hot!
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha-ha-ha-ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked?
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance!
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toes sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet, I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I say, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's gonna fall out the cup.
24:08Two.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm!
24:35Nice!
24:36Nice!
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm gonna just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Cos I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01Then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not gonna happen, by the way.
25:05But I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Ed, then I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No, I'm straight.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:25Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death, wait!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like, psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19I'm sorry.
28:20Yeah, you're art out BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this?
28:45How down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like,
29:32I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit it myself.
29:35I know.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:50You're gonna have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Cos when we go out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:55We have to go out and when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:01LAUGHTER
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come up in.
30:08You come right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's actually pulled me up.
30:43What?
30:44What?
30:47What?
30:47Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:58WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting me if you've probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:11Oh!
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessing me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team...
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You alright, you alright?
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4k, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:29It's literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I can do?
31:36Yeah.
31:36But one day, I'll just come home and I'll give you...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Oh!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:07Oh, yeah.
33:07I don't...
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need a pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look, you can just take in stuff.
33:42I love you, you're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking money.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39Do you know her?
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her singing a shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:53We did re-enact him.
35:00Wait, let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting, doing nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to see it.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied by Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
35:34This is like, Year 11 drama.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:42Which one has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that mean?
35:47What was that mean?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of yas.
35:51Disgustan!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh like that?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready? Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:12Thanks for joining us.
37:13I'll see you next time.
37:13Thanks for listening.
37:32Good luck.
37:48I'll see you next time.
37:52I'll see you next time.
37:56Thanks for learning.
37:58Whar!
37:59Finn Fikin Fark
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody! Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25I'm like, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, the talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying, that Aiden, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsey.
38:56It is.
38:58Is this mine or yours?
38:59You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:04Are you going to kind of have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09It's just been robbed.
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right.
39:13Make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aiden.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a sense of age?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God.
39:36That is the best thing I've ever done.
39:38You should.
39:43That's so good.
39:44I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:08Incredible from that.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:48as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand-new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits
41:16that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Eh?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, innit?
41:34I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just want to wait.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down,
41:54because I'm scritting that out, innit?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59You're good.
42:00Look, cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our founders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks,
42:40which I'm going to show you guys,
42:41because the world needs to see it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one,
43:08but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:23I think...
43:24Huh?
43:25Huh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33It goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh, no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that one a rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more.
44:18Peach up in Edinburgh!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our score.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com, let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:03Bye!
45:12Bye!
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