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00:00We're back and this time it's all about girls who like girls hot girl queer
00:06summer's here and returning to Italy to play matchmaker it's the iconic Danny
00:16Minogue who has everything set for the masseria magic let's get down to business
00:2310 single girls are matched up and meet for the first time with a kiss I am
00:29about to kiss a girl I've never met no small talk no swiping on the apps it's
00:34just a kiss a kiss that could be the start of many she is unreal she's sexy I'm so
00:42excited but when everyone's a possibility girls you've got company the path to
00:49love is never straight do you want some more girls
00:55here comes trouble
00:56at the kiss off anyone left unkissed will be leaving the masseria I love the drama which
01:04girl has given you that red flag vibe
01:14I'm not speaking for you babe do you feel like you don't want to be with me romantically
01:18it's difficult I'm never that girl you're all over I don't chase I attract I just feel like
01:24you've been a complete bitch behind my back she's pissed me off it's a bit awkward
01:31fucking lesbians
01:35I had a sex dream about you
01:38at the end of their summer in Italy who will turn to a future together in front of their friends
01:44and family to look with a kiss now bring on the girls
01:50hearts racing
01:51don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your way
01:54hearts breaking
01:55I want to know that I'm wanted
01:57if I didn't like you I'd have gone out
01:58and it all starts
01:59welcome to lesbos
02:00with a kiss
02:04welcome to I kissed a girl
02:16the sun is shining on a brand spanking new Italian masseria
02:22and on their way are 10 gorgeous girls hookering up for their first kiss
02:32let's begin my name is Priya and I live in Newport South Wales
02:37to describe my sexuality the word I would use
02:40lesbian a big fat lesbian if I'm being honest
02:45I'm proud to be a Sikh Punjabi queer woman
02:48and you don't find many so rare find
02:51the queer dating scene is difficult
02:54I rely mainly on dating apps
02:57I kind of gave up at one point and put my location in America
03:00but that was fun
03:03I'm definitely more attracted to masculine presenting women
03:08are you ready for me?
03:14my name's Neh
03:15I was born and raised in South East London
03:17my heritage is Jamaican
03:19being Jamaican is not for the week
03:21when you're gay
03:22I used to not like that I was different
03:25why do I like wearing boys clothes
03:26why do I not like boys
03:28I used to have a lot of questions for myself
03:30but now I'm very comfortable in my skin
03:32I love being me
03:34the kind of girl I'm looking for
03:35they have to be femme
03:36I only mess with femmes
03:39I like someone who will protect me a little bit
03:41if you need me I'll be there
03:42I'll do anything you want
03:44within reason
03:49I'm about to kiss a girl that I have never met
03:52no small talk
03:53no swiping
03:54just a kiss
03:55once I turn that corner
03:57my life might change
03:59you know
03:59all right
04:02don't mind this
04:04try me let go
04:06things are
04:08things are
04:09things are
04:10things are
04:10things are
04:11things are
04:11things are
04:16I feel you so close
04:20need you
04:21close your eyes
04:23it's you and I
04:25let the time pass in my world
04:28care for the others
04:30Let's stay dancing all night cause I know you're my lover
04:33You know that you feel out for me
04:38What's your name?
04:39Priya!
04:41Nice to meet you!
04:42Nice to meet you, I'm Leigh.
04:44Neigh, nice to meet you.
04:45Okay, thank God, she's my type.
04:47I was so worried about it.
04:49When I was kissing her, I just felt myself, like, shaking the whole time.
04:53But she knew exactly what to do, so...
04:55A plus.
04:56How old are you?
04:5826.
04:5826, 23.
05:00Yeah, youngin.
05:02No, you're all right, you're all right, you're cool.
05:04When I saw her, I was like, she's fine.
05:06Like, she's a bit of me, she's a bit of me.
05:08Heels and grass are not a good thing.
05:10Yeah, I mean, you're looking quite great in heels.
05:12Oh, thank you.
05:14Practice.
05:16And just like that, we're off.
05:18Can we have some more speech in place?
05:28Oh, my God, let's do it.
05:30Are the bangs banging?
05:37My name's Amy.
05:38I'm a bit of a posh girl.
05:40I went to a private school in Surrey.
05:42I'm trying to shake that now.
05:43I live in Brixton, cool and edgy.
05:48I'm femme for femme.
05:49I find it hard to meet girls in real life, because I don't know if you'd spy me in the
05:54bar and think, lesbian.
05:58I end up sleeping with friends or, like, dating friends.
06:01Classic sapphic behaviour, I know.
06:05I generally go for people who are smaller than me, because I'm quite tall, five foot eight.
06:09And, you know, I want a little girly under my arm.
06:12My name's Meg.
06:13I'm from a small town called Ghoul in Yorkshire.
06:17There aren't many queer girls and ghouls, so this experience is going to be life-changing for me.
06:22I am bisexual.
06:24A lot of people don't actually know I'm bisexual.
06:26Most of the time, I do have to say, like, oh, yeah, I am into girls.
06:31My perfect woman would be someone who's confident.
06:34I'm very flamboyant, loud, sometimes too much, so love to go out kicking with the girlies.
06:42I am so nervous about the kiss.
06:45How am I going to kiss them if we both go the same way?
06:48Oh, embarrassing.
06:49There's someone literally just round the corner waiting to kiss me.
06:52Me?
06:53Kiss me?
06:54When I walk round that corner, I think I'm just going to be myself.
06:57I find it hard to not be myself, do you know what I mean?
07:00Oh, now if we're talking about evening, you got a perfect one, so put it on me, yeah.
07:07Swear it won't take you long, if you love me right, we love for life, on and on and on.
07:19Oh, hey.
07:20If you love me right, if you love me right, if I'm all in bed, I will be your friend.
07:26I will be there, I will be your friend.
07:30Show me, show me, show me, if I'm all in bed.
07:37I will be your friend.
07:38I will be there, I will be your friend.
07:42Hi.
07:43Hi.
07:43You're gorgeous.
07:45So are you.
07:46I'm Amy, by the way.
07:47I'm Amy.
07:48Lovely to meet you.
07:48Nice to meet you.
07:50She's babes, like she's such babes.
07:52It was really great.
07:53Hashtag hair.
07:54I love your hair.
07:55I was about to say hair slush.
07:56You gorgeous colour.
07:58That's beautiful.
07:59She's stunning.
08:00And you know when someone just seems like they've got a heart, a girl, like she's lovely.
08:04Should we kiss a girl?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Get your hair out of the way.
08:13Are we ready for a second kiss, you know?
08:15Greedy, gluttonous.
08:16Because she was a good kiss, so I thought, why not?
08:18Might as well do it twice.
08:20Look at this place.
08:22Oh, my God.
08:24You guys look great.
08:25Aren't they?
08:25I like your fit.
08:27I like it.
08:27It's really nice.
08:28I'm Amy.
08:29What's your name?
08:30I'm Nain.
08:30What's your name?
08:31Priya.
08:31Priya.
08:32So how was the kiss?
08:34Yeah, our kiss was really good.
08:36Yeah, it was cute.
08:37Yeah, so good it went back for seconds.
08:39Yeah.
08:39She's a good kisser.
08:40So are you.
08:42Babe.
08:42What do you do for a living?
08:43I am a fire breather.
08:45Fire breather?
08:46What?
08:47Is it?
08:47Yeah.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:49That's hot.
08:50She's a dragon.
08:51You're going to have to show us.
08:52I think my mum would have a heart attack if she heard that I was dating a fire breather because
08:55she does not trust me with a candle.
08:57I'm not allowed candles in my house at all.
09:00Safety first, Amy.
09:01But will sparks fly for our next pair?
09:04There's a hole inside of me and it's shaped like you.
09:08Do I look okay?
09:13My first language is Welsh.
09:15I speak Welsh with my family at home.
09:18Carnarvon is quite small.
09:20I have probably been with most of the girls in my town.
09:23That makes me sound like a massive player.
09:26You've gotta kiss a few frogs to meet your princess.
09:31My perfect woman would probably be blonde, a little bit girlier than me.
09:35There's a hole inside of me and it's shaped like you.
09:40Hair is looking good.
09:42I'm Abby.
09:43And I live in Brighton as a more femme-presenting lesbian.
09:47When I go out, I always get men thinking I'm straight, chatting me up, which is very tiring.
09:53Here comes dreams of you and me.
09:57Lesbian relationships tend to move very quickly.
10:00You meet them and you move in the next day.
10:02I could say I can catch feelings relatively fast, but I've never U-hauled or anything.
10:07U-haul is you meet up with a girl, you go on a date, and the date lasts for a
10:11week.
10:12And then you move in together.
10:14I think that's what I've been doing wrong.
10:19I'm so nervous for the first kiss.
10:21I will be swearing in my head, like, don't do this, don't do that.
10:25Watch what you're doing.
10:27I'm trying not to think about it because then I panic.
10:32All I want to get is a little bit closer.
10:39All I want to know is, can you come a little closer?
10:45Okay.
10:45Go!
10:46Go!
10:55Go!
11:00Go!
11:08Go!
11:08What did you do?
11:08Hi, Abby.
11:09Michelle.
11:10What's up?
11:11Nice to meet you.
11:12You okay?
11:27I was speechless.
11:29It was like blonde hair, pink dress.
11:30I was like, wow.
11:32You're shaking.
11:33I'm not shaking.
11:34You are shaking.
11:35No, I'm not.
11:36I'm fine.
11:37Oh, my God.
11:37Here we go.
11:38Oh, are they holding her?
11:40That's so cute.
11:42I definitely felt nervous around her.
11:44She's such a beautiful girl.
11:46It was a really good kiss.
11:47Wait, I want to hear about the kiss.
11:48I want to hear about the kiss.
11:49Yeah.
11:50How did it go?
11:50It was good.
11:51Yeah.
11:51She's beautiful.
11:52Oh, stop.
11:53You are too.
11:54It was good.
11:55We went for a second.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Yeah.
11:57Had a second kiss.
11:58It was nice.
11:58Could be done.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Oh, God.
12:01Good kiss.
12:01Soft lips, tongue.
12:02Yeah.
12:03It was a cheeky little lip bite in there somewhere.
12:07Well, that's one way to make an impression.
12:11Let's hope our next girls don't bite off more than they bargain for.
12:14Oh, oh, oh.
12:17Oh, what?
12:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:20My name is Demi.
12:22I live in Hertfordshire.
12:24I'm a baby gay.
12:25I've been out for like two years.
12:27I have kissed girls, but I've never been in a relationship with a woman.
12:32I'm not too sure where I fit in.
12:34I just know I want to be part of the community properly.
12:36I know the terminology.
12:37I'm on the internet.
12:39I know, like, I'm like a femme.
12:41I like anyone that looks just interesting, to be honest.
12:45Them just being themselves, and I just think that's so attractive, and it's confident, and
12:48it's really cool.
12:51Let's go.
12:53My name is Firenza, and I'm from Glasgow.
12:55By day, I'm a chef.
12:57By night, I'm a drummer in a band.
12:59When people first meet me, they think I'm going to be more intimidating than I actually
13:03am.
13:07I'm the most golden retriever lesbian you'll ever meet.
13:11In gay terms, it's just someone that's, like, a big softie.
13:16I couldn't even be a player if I tried.
13:17I'd just end up falling in love, honestly.
13:21I'm cringing at myself.
13:27Kissing a total stranger.
13:29I'd like to go in confidently.
13:30I'm going to lock eyes with her.
13:32And just go straight in for it.
13:33We're just going to...
13:34And hopefully, she loves it.
13:37I keep thinking I might touch a boob.
13:41Sorry.
13:42I don't know.
13:43I'll be right beside you.
13:45Always.
13:57Look what you made me do.
13:59I wish somebody new.
14:01Oh, baby, baby, I'm dancing with a stranger.
14:06I'm dancing with a stranger.
14:10Oh, baby, I'm dancing with a stranger.
14:21I'm dancing, I'm dancing with a stranger.
14:41the kiss was good it was surprisingly good considering how nervous I was and
14:47she's gorgeous I was pleasantly surprised you're really cool thank you
14:52I like the stress thank you good hits her out that's what I enjoy when I first saw her my
14:59mouth was like starting to quiver already she is stunning and I was like I have to kiss someone
15:05with a quivering mouth it was a good kiss it was all right you know I had better friends are
15:15sexy
15:15friends are sexy like I'm I'm so excited I didn't know what to expect but what I got I'm very
15:21much
15:50happy with
15:55oh it's coming off the chicken arms out
16:10awkward winging their way to the mass area is our final pair singular curls looking good my name's
16:20Georgia I'm from a small village called Hunman Bay in North Yorkshire which no one's ever heard of but
16:25it's lovely it's by the sea so I'm a professional footballer love being in a team environment love
16:33winning but the sort of highs a footballer unreal I don't find it easy finding love football it's the
16:40biggest cock block ever because it's very demanding on time so I would say my type is quite feminine but
16:47like with a bit of an edge I'm so nervous my name is Cara I'm from Ballycastle which is a
16:56wee town in the
16:57north of Ireland I absolutely love my upbringing I wish I could say I have this like really emotional
17:06common I story but he called my brother and I was like I honestly think I'm into girls and he
17:11was just
17:11like I always knew you were a big carpet muncher I would say I'm bisexual my main thing is that
17:18people's personality like if someone is good crack I will immediately fancy them my idol woman first and
17:22foremost funny obviously if she was athletic pretty like that is a bonus feeling I've got the personality
17:30I'm not awful to look at sound like such a twat oh I've shit myself for the first kiss kissing
17:40a girl for
17:41the first time is way more nervy than walking out on a football pitch 100% I feel like I'm
17:46gonna do
17:46something like weird like I'm gonna have butter don't walk weird don't trip I'm trying to like not think
17:51about it I'm about to kiss a girl and I cannot wait oh my god I'm so excited visit Christmas
18:40do you think I've got lipstick on me have you have you actually it's probably more of me
18:47no you're good oh my god sorry I'm shaking it's okay I'm Georgia I'm Cora I keep forgetting you
18:52don't actually know my name no I just need to like breathe that's all right take a second I'm like
18:57clinging on you that's fine that's fine I won't let go I won't let go she's a beautiful girl she's
19:02got
19:02fantastic hair she's dressed well tattoos are cool lovely eyes lovely lovely eyes it was perfect
19:11I don't know why I keep like I'm doing this like I'm like getting really weirdly close like you can
19:17get weirdly close that's also fine oh my god she's actually really cute like she held my hands made
19:21it like not awkward she seems like kind of like a protector kind of vibe oh hello you good oh
19:27my god
19:37I'd say Georgia and I definitely compliment each other like she's making me feel less like
19:42nervous in a situation and I'm trying to do the same for her how was your guys's kiss
20:09so that's our five couples and don't they look great together it's almost like someone thought
20:15this through here she is massaria matchmaker and all-round Aussie legend miss Danny Minogue I am
20:24so excited to be back and this time for the girls this is their time for love and their time
20:29to be
20:29seen it's so special to welcome these ten gorgeous girls and help them in their search for love me
20:37keep it I'm ready
20:47she look godson she did she looked amazing
20:56and this beautiful massaria I mean it's pretty gorgeous right it's unreal so you've all met your
21:05and what a way to meet with a kiss so tell me how did it go
21:22well this first kiss could be the start of something incredible so I hope you give this new
21:28relationship a good chance will the kisses continue or will you find a spark of chemistry somewhere else
21:40because girls in this massaria everyone's a possibility
21:50ultimately you have to find out if there's someone special here that's just right for you
21:57because when this summer of love comes to an end you all face a huge decision will you leave this
22:05massaria as girlfriends and continue your relationship back home
22:14but for now be who you are love who you want to love and have some fun
22:28and I will see you real soon okay
22:38Danny is so my time those blue eyes she looks hot I would join the queue Amy
22:53over on the sofas it's girl talk with Demi, Fiorenza, Abby and Leisha
22:58what do you guys think like walking out and seeing each other
23:00you go for gay panic
23:02I was like oh
23:04I was shaking
23:06Abby's definitely my type
23:08she is sick in a lot of boxes
23:09pink to make the girls wink in it
23:11yeah you had a cute face
23:13I was happy
23:15little butterflies
23:16that's good
23:17oh bye bye bye
23:18wow okay
23:19what about you guys how was your kiss
23:21um I think it was good
23:22it was pretty juicy
23:23it was yeah
23:24really
23:25juicy
23:25I was joking when I said mid
23:27I was joking
23:28it wasn't mid
23:29what does mid mean?
23:30mid means like average
23:31if you said mid about me
23:32I was joking
23:34I was joking
23:34I was joking
23:35I was joking
23:36it was a very good kiss
23:37okay good
23:37I thought it was a good kiss as well
23:39she's very sexy
23:40she's a good sort
23:42I think I'm getting shy around her as well
23:45um
23:45which is a telltale sign
23:47I probably do like her
23:49so yeah
23:50we'll just
23:51we'll see what happens
23:52have you come out recently or
23:54have you always known?
23:54I came out like end of 2021
23:56okay
23:56um
23:58I've never been with a girl before
24:01sorry
24:01oh you've never been with a girl?
24:04no like I've dated guys
24:05and then
24:06wow
24:07yeah
24:07I've had like sex with a girl once
24:09but like
24:09she was my friend
24:10so I don't really know if it
24:10counts
24:12that makes sense
24:12I find Demi
24:14attractive
24:15but
24:15I'm not 100% sure yet
24:17I feel like I need to get to know her better
24:19because I came in
24:21and it's just a bunch of lesbians
24:23being put in your face
24:24I am a bit like
24:26I've not got my eye on just one person
24:30what do you think about the other couples?
24:32her and George are wife
24:33yeah
24:33they look very smooth
24:34they're settled
24:35they have claimed their women
24:37yeah
24:37definitely
24:38amy
24:39you mean Meg?
24:40no she's giving femme
24:41yeah
24:42she's giving like
24:42dom femme vibes
24:44yeah
24:44the way she walks through
24:46yeah
24:46the energy is like
24:48yeah
24:48wow powerful
24:50what's your like
24:51past relationships like
24:53have you been with
24:54like have you been in a relationship with a girl before?
24:55yeah
24:55you're a bit of like a relationship person
24:58yeah
24:58yeah
24:59like to jump from relationship to relationship
25:02I've been known to
25:03oh really
25:03how many?
25:05seven
25:06seven?
25:07yeah
25:07whoa
25:08I've only had one relationship with a girl
25:10one relationship in general
25:12full stop
25:12really?
25:14yeah she dragged you out of the closet
25:15yeah
25:15when did you come out?
25:1619
25:1719?
25:18yeah
25:19okay
25:20I'm actually curious
25:21what was your first impression of me?
25:24you are like stunning
25:25oh
25:26thanks
25:26hair's lush as well
25:27yeah
25:28she's lovely
25:29she's definitely got a personality
25:31but there's not that initial
25:33butterflies there
25:35it could grow
25:36there could be a spark
25:38what about your first impressions?
25:40I thought your heart
25:41thanks
25:42yeah
25:42good
25:44tattoos
25:44love tattoos
25:45I like piercings as well
25:47yeah?
25:48yeah
25:48Meg is a very hard person to read
25:50I don't know
25:51she doesn't give a lot away
25:52I'm gonna see
25:52take it day by day
25:53I wanna
25:54get to know about her for sure
25:57secrets
25:59I don't wanna tell you everything about me
26:02also wanting to know more about each other
26:05are Priya and Nay
26:06and Priya is poised with the first question in the lesbian dating handbook
26:10so what star sign?
26:12my star sign is a Virgo
26:14of course
26:15with the green
26:16the earth
26:17yeah
26:18by the way green is my favourite colour
26:19you know that
26:20is it?
26:20yeah green is my favourite colour
26:21you know I wasn't even gonna wear this
26:22no!
26:23and I changed it
26:24oh that's crazy
26:25I know
26:26I was like okay
26:28that's cute
26:28okay okay
26:30Taurus fellow earth sign
26:31yeah you guys are stubborn as hell
26:33stubborn stubborn
26:34just a bit
26:35like I'm not
26:36okay I'm a bit stubborn yeah
26:37yeah
26:38yeah
26:38I feel like I can tame you still
26:40oh you can
26:41lesbians love the star sign
26:43nasa Virgo
26:44I'm a Taurus
26:45like the two earth signs
26:46you know
26:47they get along quite well
26:48so
26:49I think we're pretty compatible in that
26:51in that region
26:52I'm a Gemini
26:53just saying
26:59I wonder what's written in the stars for Cara and Georgia
27:02the case
27:03I was like so scared going into that
27:06no I know
27:07but
27:07I feel like
27:08it was
27:09not as bad as I thought it was going to be
27:11it's like
27:11its biggest compliment I can give
27:12that's fine
27:13I'll take that
27:13not as bad as you thought it was going to be
27:15no it was good
27:16you think it was good
27:17yeah I thought it was good
27:18okay we reassured each other
27:19yeah I thought it was good you thought it was good
27:20I will say that
27:22I'll keep it at that
27:24I fancy her
27:25that's a good start
27:25I don't know
27:26I get embarrassed saying it
27:27I'm like good
27:28so what's your usual type
27:29I feel like you
27:30I would say probably say you
27:31I like a femme girl
27:33who's like
27:33a little bit edgy
27:35and I always say like
27:36unreal
27:36like your tattoos
27:38and the way you dress
27:38like you look cool
27:39do you know what I mean
27:40thank you
27:40and like your piercings
27:42cool
27:42rings
27:43cool edgy
27:44and your eyes are outrageous
27:47I'm really happy with my match
27:49and I think
27:50I'd just sort of like to
27:52like get to know
27:53Cara a bit more
27:54yeah I'm glad I matched with you
27:57I can't lie
27:58not one bit
27:59I like to say
28:00not mad about it
28:01I mean that's exactly all I want to hear
28:03I'm not mad about the atmosphere
28:06you know I'm messing
28:21you're so cute
28:33I had a feeling these girls would move fast
28:36are you talking to me
28:37speaking of which
28:38they better get a wriggle on
28:40because it's time to get glammed up
28:42and ready for pride
28:45baby I'm a first class girl
28:47baby I'm a first class girl
28:48baby I'm a first class girl
28:49I love this
28:50we've basically got ten wardrobes
28:52oh my god
28:53how unreal is that
28:53who's a size six and a half shoe
28:55I know
28:55we're gay girlies
28:57if you're going to have a party
28:58it's got to be a pride party
28:59you know
28:59this year was my first pride actually
29:01ooh where did you go
29:02I would love to tell you
29:03I don't know geography
29:04getting ready for the pride parties
29:05everyone looks unreal
29:07when I ask you around like
29:09Louis goes
29:10there's the same kind of vibe
29:11it's such a nice kind of place to be in
29:13every single person's exceeded my expectations
29:15there's nobody who's a dick
29:17I love it
29:18I'll stay here forever
29:20everyone was surfing
29:22everyone got the memo
29:23they understood the assignment
29:26everyone looks so fit
29:27baby I'm a first class girl
29:28baby I'm a first class girl
29:31baby I'm a first class girl
29:31baby I'm a first class girl
29:31you look outrageous
29:32Kara looks fit
29:34she knows exactly what she's doing
29:36in a sheer outfit
29:39baby I'm a first class girl
29:39let's go
29:40let's get our pride on
29:43let's go
29:44let's hope our resident fire breather Meg
29:46also knows what she's doing
29:47because this party is about to get lit
30:04Meg and the fire breathing I was like you look hot literally pun intended
30:09you know Meg was performing my eyes were just glued to her
30:12I was like bam she's got the full package
30:18I could see some people were impressed
30:24and I was definitely trying to impress
30:28oh my god
30:30oh my god
30:30that was the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life
30:34anybody else got a good party trick?
30:36you're free to do what you want to do
30:43being surrounded by so many queer girls
30:46it just makes me feel like at home
30:48it's just like okay this is my scene
30:50this is where I'm meant to be
30:51you're free to do what you want to do
30:57pot girl queer summer's here
31:00every lover can twerk
31:02just gets the vibes going you know
31:09pre-op pride like her outfit amazing
31:13she looked a bit nice sexy enough
31:19so nice to have such a big group of gay girlies who just love it
31:23it was kind of iconic
31:26what a great time
31:30the gayer the better I say always
31:33I couldn't agree more Georgia
31:36tell me how's it feel
31:40right bitch
31:41what about
31:42ow
31:44so who identifies as a stem here would you say
31:47I am one of the people who like knows
31:48yeah yeah yeah
31:49so like let's all explain
31:51we're sitting down in the couch
31:52and we are learning all like the lesbian like
31:54terminology would you say
31:55I would say a stem
31:57a stud and a femme
31:58a stud and a femme
31:59yeah
31:59a happy middle in between
32:01that's what it is
32:02yeah
32:04the light bulb she's like
32:05I thought it was like
32:06I knew it was like a masculine femme
32:08yeah yeah
32:08like I'm writing this down for notes
32:09when I come to describe myself
32:11I can't even
32:12I don't know
32:14stem femme
32:15femme
32:16you're like
32:17you've only seen me today though
32:19yeah that's the thing
32:19that's the thing
32:20yeah
32:20we've only seen the fire breather
32:22yeah
32:23and we loved it
32:25yeah
32:26we loved it
32:27yeah
32:28there's so much terminology
32:30that I actually have no idea about
32:32like
32:32I don't know half the stuff
32:33right throw out some more terms
32:34we'll get edge
32:35golden retriever
32:36yeah
32:37labrador lesbian
32:37what is that
32:38golden retriever lesbian
32:39I would say is you
32:40yeah
32:42you're like a masked lesbian
32:43like
32:44I am not
32:44I am hot as fuck
32:46scary
32:46and then they're actually just like a little
32:48like a puppy
32:49like a puppy
32:49I would say normally like golden retrievers are paired with like a black cat
32:53what's a black cat
32:54a black cat is someone that's like
32:56dominant
32:57a bit more
32:58a bit more
32:59yeah
33:00100%
33:01yeah
33:01and a bit more like cold and frosty
33:04oh my god I mean a cold frosty cat like that's how I mean like
33:07but have you always been like mass present
33:09mm-mm
33:10you had a femme era?
33:11yeah
33:11what?
33:12I wish we could have photos
33:14I know
33:15I so want to see this
33:15well you can dress me up
33:18give me that corset
33:19I've got so many outfits
33:21I can kind of see it though
33:23yeah
33:24I can imagine it
33:25I'm a girlie at heart
33:25I can't imagine it
33:27I'm just like
33:28yay
33:30I need to like get to know Meg a little bit more
33:33like she's a stunning girl
33:35I can feel the sexual chemistry a lot
33:38ooh I'll have to keep my eye on you two
33:51do you want a cup of tea?
33:53um
33:53what can I get you, babe?
33:54wait are you a barista?
33:56yeah
33:56yeah I'm a barista
33:57that's one of my
33:58yeah
33:58no I am
33:59yeah
34:00look how good I am
34:02oh I can't embrace it
34:04oh
34:08I'm covered in coffee
34:09yeah
34:10yeah
34:11I saw that
34:12and while Abby spills the coffee
34:14over on the sofas
34:16Georgia wants the tea
34:17Demi you're in the hot seat
34:19Fiorenza
34:20tell me
34:21oh yes
34:21oh I love it
34:22is it a yes or a no?
34:24is it a possible?
34:24I'm stressed
34:26okay
34:27talk to us about that stress
34:28it's a no judgement song
34:30okay cool
34:30okay
34:32Fiorenza's really hot
34:33yeah
34:33and like beautiful
34:35I don't want to fumble it
34:37because I'm being awkward
34:38and I don't know how to flirt with girls
34:39do you know what I mean?
34:40yeah
34:41sometimes you need to like
34:42read the room
34:42yeah read the room
34:44because I feel like
34:44I'm just quite sensitive
34:46oh okay
34:47very blunt
34:48so like
34:49no like I appreciate the banter
34:50yeah
34:51and I'd be like yeah good
34:51like I'll take that ban
34:53but then you're a
34:54I don't know if she
34:54really appreciates that
34:56yeah that's the thing
34:56you're cute
34:57just a tiny bit softer
34:58gotta turn it down a little bit
34:59yeah
35:01you're the one
35:03I like
35:05I won't find no reason tonight
35:08you make me feel very comfortable
35:09do I?
35:11that's so good
35:19are you happy?
35:20yeah I'm happy
35:21I feel a romantic connection with Abby
35:25I'm really happy with my match
35:27I want to explore it
35:29and I don't want to like spoil that
35:30I just want to tell you that you're really pretty girl
35:39I just want to know if you will let me be your world
35:48can you taste it up?
35:49you've got a foundation that you need
35:51I am buzzing that I got a few more kisses off Leisha
35:54like yeah it's nice
35:56I feel really comfortable
35:57it just feels super natural around her
36:01things for Abby and Leisha seem to be heading in the right direction
36:04but in the bedroom Demi's trying to decipher where things are going with Fiorenza
36:10I have no subtlety
36:13but I feel like I wanted to like talk to you as like a human
36:15and I couldn't
36:16yeah
36:17obviously don't have fun being annoying
36:19but like I feel like I'm being awkward with you
36:21or like really insulting
36:24and I really
36:24No!
36:25I really don't mean it like that
36:26I don't want you to feel shit
36:28because I've been being weird
36:30I just don't
36:30no it's not you
36:31it's not you like making me feel
36:33because it's like first and
36:34no you're not making me feel uncomfortable
36:36okay
36:37don't
36:37don't worry about that
36:38okay
36:38yeah
36:39don't overthink it
36:40okay cool
36:41I can be a bit of a shite bag
36:43when it comes to like
36:46girls
36:47Demi's stunning
36:47we have been bouncing off each other like
36:49I'm laughing at what some of the things that comes out of my mouth
36:52but
36:53after just watching Meg's
36:55fire performance
36:56I'm kind of like
36:58eyes on her
36:59and I feel like I should also make it clear that like
37:02do you like fancy you
37:03or whatever
37:04you do
37:05you're feeling a bit of me?
37:06yeah you're alright
37:07you're alright
37:08you're okay
37:09I'm like attracted to you
37:10you're cool
37:11yeah
37:13I like Fiorenza
37:15but I can't tell what the vibes are
37:16I think that she's a slow burner
37:19okay
37:19and this is also your time to be like
37:21if you fancy me or if you like don't
37:22like let's chill
37:23no pressure
37:24you're wanting to get out of me
37:25um
37:26not out of you like
37:28I'm more someone that I need to like get to know
37:31yeah
37:31a bit more and obviously I didn't get the chance
37:33er
37:33like
37:35seeing where you're at and stuff
37:36okay
37:36just save a little bit of your lovely baby
37:40something tells me that wasn't quite the answer Demi was looking for
37:46and over on the sofas
37:48Priya's got a question for Ney, Cara and Georgia
37:51what is the gayest thing you've ever done?
37:53what is the gayest thing I've ever done?
37:55oh my god
37:57I feel like you know what the gayest thing you've ever done
37:59yeah I know you are
38:00tell me the story
38:00tell me the story
38:03tell me the story
38:03I was engaged to someone in the military in the US and I never met them and it was after
38:07two months
38:08that's so gay
38:09that's not expensive
38:10that's so gay
38:11there you go
38:13come on then
38:13bring me the questions
38:14there are so many questions
38:17what?
38:18that's a real peek behind the curtain
38:20what?
38:21I was technically engaged for a little bit to a woman I'd never met and yeah it just didn't work
38:26out
38:26stupid on me was like okay yeah cool let's do this
38:29I was really into her at the time
38:31two months
38:31you moved fast
38:33I was like damn like that is moving fast like engaged
38:38we need a bit of context how old were you?
38:40yeah
38:41at the time
38:42yeah
38:43this was yesterday
38:43damn
38:44it was this year
38:50my red flags are going off
38:52me getting engaged in two months
38:54hell the fuck no
38:55hell the fuck
38:56who moves that quick?
39:03speaking of things moving quickly
39:06what's the chat with Leisha, Fiorenda and Meg?
39:09how do you both feel about your matches?
39:12I'm not sure yet
39:14yeah I feel like you've got to be like that
39:16it's too early and I don't want to be too sure about you
39:19yeah
39:20are you happy?
39:21I think you know my answer
39:23yeah
39:24I'm not feeling it
39:25she's not much
39:26don't get me wrong she's stunning
39:28so do you fancy someone for me?
39:31maybe
39:32come on
39:33yeah come on
39:35come on
39:36I don't know
39:38I might do
39:39maybe
39:41but
39:42you're not going to spell the tea?
39:43I hope
39:43you might find out
39:44you might find out
39:46yeah
39:47I think I'm gonna
39:48for now
39:48okay
39:49so I suss
39:50suss the grounds
39:51okay
39:53yeah
39:57alright I'm going to leave you both to it
40:00go and get another drink
40:01enjoy your drink
40:03is my ass wet?
40:04yeah
40:05is it?
40:06no it's just big
40:07and juicy
40:11tell me a little bit more about yourself then
40:14about me?
40:15yeah
40:16well
40:17I'm from Glasgow
40:1822
40:20I'm a chef
40:21I'm a drummer
40:23yeah
40:23that's mad that
40:24and then I'm in a band now as well
40:26she's in a band?
40:28yeah
40:28she's in a band
40:29yeah
40:30yeah
40:30yeah
40:32most of the day she'd been giving them
40:33you know when someone gives you the eye
40:35like the
40:35the whole
40:36the up
40:37and the down
40:38and the back up
40:39and she'd been doing it all day
40:40so I thought
40:41I'm gonna have to chat to her at some point
40:44so I'm just looking at your lips
40:47oh yeah
40:50why
40:51smile
40:55smile
40:56when someone say smile you're like
41:03I feel so awkward flirting you know
41:06is this your flirting?
41:08we've just burst this
41:11yeah?
41:12yeah?
41:13I struggle to flirt so much
41:16but I'm all about vibes
41:18and the vibe between us
41:20was definitely
41:22definitely good
41:24are you fancy her?
41:26okay
41:27yeah
41:28your one's Mitchell
41:35I think we all look good
41:37I think everybody came out to the top
41:38this is everything
41:39god
41:39that looks amazing
41:40I'm choking on my own tits
41:42how are you all feeling about our actors?
41:44I don't know
41:44like you know when you just connect with someone
41:46and you get a vibe like
41:47I don't mean to sound cringe
41:48but like
41:48it sounds so neutral
41:49I feel very like safe
41:51girl
41:51you've got what I'm looking for
41:52I want that instant connect
41:54it's just like
41:54you've got the chemistry
41:55you've got the chemistry
41:56do you think?
41:57I'm jealous of the chemistry
41:58I'm looking for some chemistry girl
42:00I'll play wing women
42:01if you need any help
42:03let's play wing women
42:04yeah
42:04Meg's hot
42:05like she's hot
42:06I don't know
42:06I feel like the chemistry's missing a little bit
42:09I have such a rejection complex
42:11I feel like Meg's ahead
42:11not with me
42:13I feel like I'm not the one for her
42:35I feel like I've not stopped looking at your eyes
42:43I am
42:43you're just so brown
42:46gonna give my heart away
42:49leave me to the other girls to play
42:53you know what
42:58I'll let you take your sip
43:02I've taken my sip
43:03come here
43:04give me a reason
43:06to love you
43:08give me a reason
43:14to be
43:16give me a reason
43:18I'm a woman
43:24I just wanna be a woman
43:28I just wanna be a woman
43:32yeah
43:33yeah that was a nice kiss
43:33uh huh
43:35I think I've gotta be springing my step now
43:40is it smudged?
43:44I'm gonna go down there with smudged lipstick
43:46no it's fine
43:46nobody has to know
43:49I know where is a woman
43:50are we missing all the drama
43:51or what the fuck is happening?
43:52hey
43:52how are you?
43:53we're dishing
43:54we're dishing
43:55it's all good
43:56I brought Firenze
43:57and we have like
43:58a good discussion
43:59where she knows that I'm not a prick
44:01and that like
44:01she gets my sense of humour
44:03and she knows I was just joking
44:04I'm excited to keep getting to know
44:06friends and more
44:06I wanna give it a good go
44:08some flirting in the sun by the pool
44:10I think will cement some things for me
44:13I just wanna be a woman
44:24this is the beginning of forever
44:33next time on I Kissed A Girl
44:38you did have a kiss
44:39what the fuck?
44:41you stole her girl
44:43I feel a bit friendzered
44:44I can't lie
44:45girls
44:45you've got company
44:50I feel like I'm getting mixed signals
44:52I'm still trying to figure you out
44:53to be honest
44:54really?
44:54everyone's single in here right?
44:55okay
44:56having two girls on the go
44:58at the same time
44:59like it's nothing foreign to me
45:00she's pissed me off
45:01anyone left
45:03unkissed
45:04will be leaving the mess area
45:05shit
45:07fuck
45:07fuck
45:09on party
45:10one or two
45:10you mean
45:11and...
45:11you mean
45:11you couldn't flee
45:18and you know
45:27the
45:27We are mad and we are kids
45:29We are mad and we are kids
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