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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater.
00:00:30Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:50Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:02You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's show time.
00:01:17Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:23Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed?
00:01:28By the master of magic.
00:01:32Oh my god!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the master of magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:39Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:00I said short it.
00:02:02What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:08How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:16The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20You sure about this?
00:02:21He's dangerous.
00:02:22But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:31And who the hell are you?
00:02:33Get these f***ers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show him who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:52You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:08We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:24The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:00Get him!
00:04:08Oh!
00:04:16Huh?
00:04:17Oh!
00:04:24Fuck!
00:04:24Fuck!
00:04:27Fuck!
00:04:28Fuck!
00:04:28Fuck!
00:04:34Cut it!
00:04:35Cut it!
00:04:54Eric! No!
00:04:57Relax, little brother.
00:04:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric!
00:05:03This is all my fault.
00:05:05I need you to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Help her.
00:05:20Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:24You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're gonna be okay.
00:05:32Eric.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:53I'll find Bree.
00:05:55And help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Gotta be prepared.
00:06:26I put every cent I own into this show.
00:06:29But if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:06:33Before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right, well, see ya.
00:06:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:50There it is.
00:06:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:57Hmm?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too.
00:07:02But hey, what do I know?
00:07:02Look at that.
00:07:04Ooh.
00:07:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:07:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:15Um, I'm sorry.
00:07:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You wanna play?
00:07:25You don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:26I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:33Hey, give it back.
00:07:34Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:36Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:37Yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:39Hmm?
00:07:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:43What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:48I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:55What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Pick one.
00:08:04Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try?
00:08:12Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:38You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:53What a loser.
00:08:55She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:00Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:19Damn.
00:09:20He got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:24What the...
00:09:28Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet...
00:09:32is mine.
00:09:34Well then...
00:09:36Why is it in my hand?
00:09:40You dirty thief!
00:09:49Were you...
00:09:50looking for this?
00:09:51What the...?
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:57I was just messing around.
00:10:06Three card Monty.
00:10:08It's always a scam.
00:10:09I know.
00:10:10I know.
00:10:11I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:14But I was screwed.
00:10:17Until you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet...
00:10:23Why is it so important to you?
00:10:25I was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:34That's all I have left of him.
00:10:40Have a good night, Bree.
00:10:42Hey, wait.
00:10:44You just saved me.
00:10:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:50Nice for dinner.
00:10:52That was amazing.
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56I should...
00:10:57Probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just a light of hand.
00:11:15What?
00:11:15You're crazy.
00:11:20You know...
00:11:22Your hand saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:31They, uh...
00:11:32Say you're welcome.
00:11:42...
00:11:47Right.
00:11:54You want to see my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric, I think, I think it's better if I left.
00:12:31I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric, I think it's better if it's better if it's better if it's better
00:12:58if it's better if it's better.
00:13:01Well, I'm the prop assistant, just doing my job.
00:13:04No, your job is to clean up dove shit. See this stuff? This stuff is to not be touched by
00:13:10anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:27No, not.
00:13:29Not since I was 12. After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying
00:13:35to rank me.
00:13:36Damn right you're not.
00:13:44You're lucky to be even our little prop boy, and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:55What did you do to my deck?
00:13:59Nothing. I was just putting them away.
00:14:01Listen, fool. This is my gold zephyr deck. The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:14they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:20You're fired!
00:14:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:27I need you to find Bree.
00:14:29Help, Brad.
00:14:31Yeah, look. I'm sorry.
00:14:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:44Hello, Mr. Kensington. You're looking better, sir.
00:14:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:52But, let this be a reminder. What we do is dangerous.
00:14:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:02What? Why?
00:15:03He's careless and cocky. He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:08I never said that.
00:15:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:19Daniel, is this true?
00:15:20Of course not.
00:15:22Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills. He would never damage a deck.
00:15:31Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:15:39Yeah, Daniel, let's see it. Show us what you got.
00:15:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:44Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:15:49in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:15:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:58But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:14But, sir, he...
00:16:15Bree, it's okay.
00:16:1915 seconds.
00:16:21You're on.
00:16:30The idiot.
00:16:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:35Ready to do this?
00:16:37Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:16:42Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:50Bree, look at that.
00:16:52You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:55Fine. Deal.
00:16:57It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:5915 seconds.
00:17:01Here.
00:17:02We.
00:17:03Go.
00:17:09What's he doing?
00:17:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1310 seconds.
00:17:17Oh, wow.
00:17:18Giving up already?
00:17:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:21You said he was good.
00:17:23I thought he would at least try.
00:17:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:29Five.
00:17:30Four.
00:17:32Three.
00:17:34Two.
00:17:39Three.
00:17:56Absolutely...
00:17:57Impossible.
00:18:02How did you do that?
00:18:03There's no way.
00:18:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:06Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:18:12No! No, no, no, you, you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:16I knew it.
00:18:18Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:20Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:25Now, it's got a show to prep.
00:18:29Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on!
00:18:35Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:18:38I don't know what to believe.
00:18:42Now, come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep.
00:18:46Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:59This is not going to be a show.
00:19:02Who is this?
00:19:04It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:08Samuel hates him.
00:19:10Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:13Your theater? Oh, no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater.
00:19:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:21I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:24Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:27I bought the theater.
00:19:28Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:36You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:39I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:41Used to be. But you're past your prime. My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:47The contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything.
00:19:50If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:56be destroyed.
00:19:57Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out.
00:19:59Hey, hey, hey, doll face. How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the
00:20:05adults talk?
00:20:06I'm this show's producer. And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:11Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:14I'll give you a chance. A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:18Your old man and his team wins. You keep your contract.
00:20:22My team wins. Your contract is terminated.
00:20:25Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:30Deal.
00:20:33Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:36Great. The competition will be tonight.
00:20:39Tonight? His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:20:42Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:53are you ready for the epic
00:20:54no-hulls-barred battle
00:20:56to see who will get this feeder
00:20:58and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:03Don't worry.
00:21:05We have an ace at first leave.
00:21:07Daniel.
00:21:08You gotta be kidding.
00:21:10You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:13His best trick is probably making a penny
00:21:14appear behind his ear.
00:21:16It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:17All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:20He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:23Yeah, no problem.
00:21:24I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us.
00:21:27And now, the challengers.
00:21:30Richard Kim's latest sensation.
00:21:33Matt Von Dier!
00:21:47Oh, no.
00:21:49Oh, God, no.
00:21:51What?
00:21:52How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:06That guy?
00:22:07Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Bring him on.
00:22:11Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:22:16before each magician is a glass of water,
00:22:19the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:22:21in a way that our top judges
00:22:24can't figure out.
00:22:26The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:30Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix
00:22:32for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:33This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:36He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:22:39We're gonna lose.
00:22:45Maybe not.
00:22:48Showtime.
00:22:53Xavier!
00:22:57Xavier, not you.
00:23:00What?
00:23:15He's not even a magician.
00:23:17He's just the guy that cleans up duff shit.
00:23:19Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:21Look, girl, I know you have a little crush
00:23:23and a little prop, but leave this to the real magicians.
00:23:25Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:28I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:31And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:23:43Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:23:45but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:48Daniel.
00:23:56Oh, my God.
00:23:58Your prop boy.
00:23:59You're really gonna put up the help
00:24:01against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:03Don't worry, kid.
00:24:04This'll be over real quick.
00:24:06And then you can run back to the shadows
00:24:08where you belong.
00:24:09It's a shame, though.
00:24:10Because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:12You'll get beat so bad,
00:24:14you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:18He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:20They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:22There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:24:24in over a decade.
00:24:25No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:24:27Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:24:28so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:30When he loses, he'll say it's because
00:24:32he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:34Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:37He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:38It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:24:41We need to judge their strength.
00:24:43Oh, I get it.
00:24:45You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:24:47to get slaughtered.
00:24:48And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:50Worth that.
00:24:51He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:52because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:57And you are?
00:24:59Daniel.
00:25:00Just Daniel.
00:25:02Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:04I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:07Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:09This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:12I can't believe he actually went there
00:25:13as if he was a real magician.
00:25:15It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:17It's sad.
00:25:17He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:25:19No.
00:25:21You're sure about this?
00:25:23Just trust me.
00:25:27Don't feel too bad.
00:25:29You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:32Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:34I was born ready.
00:25:36What about you, buddy?
00:25:37You look a little nervous.
00:25:39Maybe you should be.
00:25:43Because I'm about to embarrass
00:25:44the living shit out of you.
00:25:49God.
00:25:50He's frozen with fear.
00:25:52Come on, Daniel.
00:25:54Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:56Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:59Absolutely.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:01What a shit show.
00:26:03He's not even prepping it.
00:26:05Hey, newbie.
00:26:06This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:09I'm good.
00:26:11No.
00:26:13I'm good.
00:26:15That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:26:18and you have what?
00:26:20Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:24Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:26If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:30Are you ready?
00:26:31Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:33No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:26:39Then, first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:42Pay attention.
00:26:44This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:00He's finished!
00:27:02Yeah!
00:27:03Way to start the show!
00:27:06That was seamless.
00:27:09Unbelievable.
00:27:10Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:12There's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:27:14that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:19What do you think, judges?
00:27:20Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:23I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:25If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:28I'm stumped.
00:27:29Well done.
00:27:29You're three for three.
00:27:31Three, buddy.
00:27:31All right, man.
00:27:33You have stumped our judges.
00:27:36Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:40Anyone?
00:27:45Do you have something to say, prop boy?
00:27:47Your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:49I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:58Sure you do.
00:27:59Please, enlighten us.
00:28:01Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:04All in good time.
00:28:06Idiot.
00:28:06Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:08Pathetic.
00:28:09Daniel?
00:28:10You're up.
00:28:20What's he doing?
00:28:21He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:23Hey there.
00:28:23Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:28This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:31You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:34I think he can do it.
00:28:35It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:28:37You're not one of us.
00:28:39You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:42If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:53Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:55Here.
00:28:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:29:00Ooh, magic!
00:29:03Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:06You need to end this.
00:29:08Now!
00:29:09You're...
00:29:12You're right.
00:29:17I swore off my old wife.
00:29:28But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:35Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:42Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:29:47Bree, could you come here?
00:29:54What is he doing?
00:29:56You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:58This is just sad.
00:30:08You all know magic is an illusion.
00:30:11But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:30:16you can never explain it in a million years.
00:30:20Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:22See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:30:25But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:30:33Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:30:40Don't blink.
00:30:41You'll miss it.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:58Nothing happened.
00:30:59You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:31:01Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:31:02I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:31:06You should have respected my ranking.
00:31:08No.
00:31:09I think there's something else going on.
00:31:12Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:14I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:31:17I knew it!
00:31:18This theater is mine!
00:31:20Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:31:37What's he doing?
00:31:39He's like, sir, a cake knife?
00:31:41He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:50Ow!
00:31:59Unbelievable.
00:32:00Amazing.
00:32:05Whoa!
00:32:10That is fast.
00:32:11There you go.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:13My judges.
00:32:15No, young man.
00:32:16Incredible.
00:32:19Incredible.
00:32:20Cake.
00:32:21Cake.
00:32:22The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:25Really good.
00:32:25I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:32:33Daniel?
00:32:40How is this possible?
00:32:43How is this possible?
00:32:47Now for the critical moment.
00:32:49Judges, what do you think?
00:32:51Do you know how he did it?
00:32:52I have no idea.
00:32:53Not a clue.
00:32:56And you, Jennifer?
00:32:58I'm completely stumped.
00:33:01Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:06Daniel?
00:33:07You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:33:11Tell us.
00:33:12Tell us.
00:33:13Tell us.
00:33:15He dropped in edible iron filmates.
00:33:20Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing.
00:33:24Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:31That's correct.
00:33:35Amazing.
00:33:36And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:51Oh, you did it.
00:33:59With your health.
00:34:03I need a knife.
00:34:06Let's give him cake.
00:34:08Well done, young man.
00:34:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:20No, no, he didn't transform anything.
00:34:23He didn't even teleport.
00:34:25He must have cheated.
00:34:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill.
00:34:29Exactly.
00:34:30He probably blockmailed the judges or something.
00:34:35How could you let him beat you?
00:34:37You embarrassed us with your performance.
00:34:38How was I supposed to know who was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:34:41Who is that guy?
00:34:47It doesn't matter.
00:34:48Get out of my face.
00:34:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:52You think you've won?
00:34:56You haven't won shit!
00:34:58It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:06Kate Barlow.
00:35:15Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:35:19That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:20He's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:35:23And an actual six-star magician.
00:35:26Alright, who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:31Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:35You had your little fun in the first round.
00:35:36But now, watch an axel prep.
00:35:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:45A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:49Now.
00:35:52Yeah!
00:35:53Get him, Sophie.
00:35:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:57Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59You think so?
00:36:00Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:03Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:08You didn't?
00:36:09I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:36:16He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:19Funny.
00:36:20I don't remember training her.
00:36:23You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:25Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:36:27He realized that she was better than him.
00:36:30That's why he disappeared.
00:36:32That can't be true, right?
00:36:34Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:36:37So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:36:43Oh, so what?
00:36:44I'll still destroy you.
00:36:45Sophie, shut up.
00:36:48Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:56I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:02So why are you here?
00:37:05To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:37:16Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:37:21It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:37:28The world record is 17 changes.
00:37:32Held by the master of magic.
00:37:39Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:41That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:43There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:45I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:50Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:54Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:56I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:58Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:04Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:08Then start the music.
00:38:21One, two, right to three, standard.
00:38:25Oh my God, her pace.
00:38:27How is she doing?
00:38:30Is she about to break the record?
00:38:32They're about to break the record.
00:38:33Oh my God, this is unreal.
00:38:36This is history.
00:38:39That is 18 changes.
00:38:41Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:48I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:50I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:52The concentration.
00:38:53The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:57She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:38:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:02For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:08Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:11I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:18Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:39:21Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:24No one can do that.
00:39:26We should just give up.
00:39:27Come on, Sophie.
00:39:28There has to be some chance.
00:39:30Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:32I can't do that.
00:39:34No one can do that.
00:39:35You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:39:38and you don't know anything about magic.
00:39:40Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:43Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:48as the new master of magic?
00:39:51Come on.
00:39:52One of you at least has to try.
00:39:55I can't lose this contract.
00:39:56I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:40:00Sophie?
00:40:02Eugene?
00:40:03Xavier?
00:40:05If I had my hand, I would try,
00:40:08but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:11Well, well.
00:40:12It looks like I won.
00:40:15Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:19Really?
00:40:19You're going to betray your boss right in front of him.
00:40:22Might as well.
00:40:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:25Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:26You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:40:28who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:40:30It's over.
00:40:31The theater is mine!
00:40:35I failed them.
00:40:37I failed the orphanage.
00:40:41Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:44Daniel, hey, where are you going?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:51We still have a shot.
00:40:53I'm going to take it.
00:40:54Daniel, stop.
00:40:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:57I won't let you.
00:40:57Brie, do you trust me?
00:41:03And with the Kensington team giving up,
00:41:06the winners are...
00:41:07Wait.
00:41:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:15That's adorable.
00:41:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:20I'll manage.
00:41:22Really, Samuel?
00:41:23You're sending out the help again?
00:41:25Daniel, this loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:27Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:41:31This worker conned him,
00:41:33just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:35Hey, that's not true.
00:41:36The only reason why he's here
00:41:37is because Brie has a little crush on him.
00:41:39That's enough.
00:41:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:42The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:44is trying to save the show.
00:41:46That's really cute.
00:41:47I said that's enough.
00:41:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:53Your time starts
00:41:57now.
00:42:08We're waiting.
00:42:10Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:12He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:17Hey, honey, it doesn't look like magic's your thing,
00:42:21but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:24What are you doing, boy?
00:42:27Just trust him.
00:42:28He has it under control.
00:42:30Are you kidding me?
00:42:30If he has it under control,
00:42:32I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:34Hey, Brie, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:38Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:42:40for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:42Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:43You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:48You're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:50Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:51Are you happy?
00:42:52You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:53and wasted my precious time.
00:43:01Time.
00:43:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast,
00:43:08but in moments like these, it's like time...
00:43:12Stand still.
00:43:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:23This is.
00:43:27What's he gonna do?
00:43:28He's right now.
00:43:33I'll blink.
00:43:43Congratulations.
00:43:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:47I win.
00:43:48But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:50What a waste of time.
00:43:51Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:52Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:56Are you sure about that?
00:43:58What?
00:43:59Oh, my God.
00:44:01It's wrecked him.
00:44:0376.
00:44:0576.
00:44:06What the...
00:44:07Oh, my God.
00:44:16How did he do that?
00:44:19Seventy-seven, seventy-eight.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have seventy-eight changes!
00:44:33Would you believe it? It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:39It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:44Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:49The misdirect you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:45:01Because this man is the master of magic!
00:45:11I knew it! I knew it!
00:45:14Oh, God. I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:22Without question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:45:30Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:45:36Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:44Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:50been with me every step of the way.
00:45:51How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:57Get out of here!
00:46:02I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:46:07magic.
00:46:08Because I know that before you were the master of magic. You were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:17Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:29You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:46:33Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:38So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:44I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:47Well, yes.
00:46:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:54Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:59What do I think of your offer?
00:47:06Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:13That was so good!
00:47:19Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:47:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:47:30Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:36And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:44Wow!
00:47:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time. After all the abuse you heaped on him
00:47:51earlier?
00:47:51Oh, no, no, we were just joking! Right? Guys? You're gonna stay with us, right, Daniel?
00:48:00Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, showing him some love!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace. Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:14I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:48:18Punishment?
00:48:18Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:48:20No, we don't.
00:48:21First of all, three!
00:48:21I don't like that.
00:48:22You know.
00:48:24I do think, maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:36I know, I see it!
00:48:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:40Disgusting!
00:48:44We have to go here!
00:48:50So, you're really him. Master of magic. I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as
00:49:00you.
00:49:00If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:07But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:49:15So, what do you say?
00:49:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:49:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:26That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:35Daniel!
00:49:46That bracelet...
00:49:48Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:01Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:50:09The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:12Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:17But what mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:24Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:50:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Eric believed in you, in your gifts.
00:50:40Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:42You're still the master of magic.
00:50:45You just have to claim it.
00:50:53Where'd he go?
00:50:54Daniel!
00:50:55Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:56In here.
00:51:08I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:09He's got to be here somewhere.
00:51:18You're friends.
00:51:21Ah, well that sounds awful.
00:51:23Let's go.
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:42Let's go.
00:51:45Let's go.
00:51:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:06Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:29This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:52Good business.
00:52:54That's what happened.
00:53:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:03He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy.
00:53:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:13I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:17As well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine.
00:53:20I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:28Nah.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:33Oh, you can't.
00:53:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch?
00:53:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:45Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm gonna get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it.
00:53:50To me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:52Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:58But you can't be serious.
00:54:01What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:08Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:25Pay your once millions for this place.
00:54:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah.
00:54:39Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:47I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:13I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:24Of top burglars in the world.
00:55:27Lily.
00:55:28System Logistics and Camera Espionage.
00:55:33Lalisa.
00:55:34Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:37Three times.
00:55:39Anna Vita.
00:55:40Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:23I'm sure a pair of dweezers would be big enough.
00:56:28Ladies, please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:49How did he do that?
00:56:52Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:00There's nobody here.
00:57:02Maybe he could be our full guy.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all reasons.
00:57:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:09We could double cross him easy.
00:57:13All right.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:24I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:29Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:34Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:37Look at him.
00:57:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:44And you got that.
00:57:45A key.
00:57:47And then...
00:57:49My auntie writing system.
00:57:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:10Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:16Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:58:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink of water.
00:58:22He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:23Look at him.
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:29Are you serious?
00:58:30She's done.
00:58:31I'm so nervous.
00:58:32I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:35Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:38No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:40Yeah, garbage.
00:58:42Just...
00:58:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the keys.
00:58:47It means that of a failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:58Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:25Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How...
00:59:30How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Ladies,
00:59:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:39No one is that girl.
00:59:42He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:51He wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:52Is that perfect, dumb, sexy?
00:59:56All right.
00:59:57We'll let you help us.
00:59:58But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is child's play.
01:00:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards,
01:00:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:55That's what I thought.
01:00:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch her swag.
01:01:09It is already starting to work.
01:01:22Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then,
01:01:30the hitler's monocle.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself in three,
01:01:36two,
01:01:39oh my God.
01:01:41Oh my God.
01:01:49God, that scent.
01:01:50I get the disease.
01:01:51Halt!
01:01:53Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your post.
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:58Damn it.
01:01:59The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain leaves.
01:02:06I will try again any real work.
01:02:07They do not have time.
01:02:09We need an indistration now.
01:02:15What's in him?
01:02:16When he goes to distract the guards,
01:02:17they will catch.
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:22You go.
01:02:25Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:26These voters on our beach
01:02:27can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how
01:02:30he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:31Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested
01:02:33and that will be the big distraction
01:02:35that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:37really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:39I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:55Realizing it was too bad for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:01Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless,
01:03:04one-of-a-kind,
01:03:05two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08It's hard to save the orphans.
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using
01:03:13Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is he going to be a distraction?
01:03:17Huh?
01:03:18How?
01:03:20This is ridiculous.
01:03:21We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough
01:03:25to be a foul guard.
01:03:25My bedroom is ready.
01:03:27I'm going back to-
01:03:27No, babe.
01:03:31I won't proceed and fail.
01:03:33Then,
01:03:34you've got to-
01:03:46No way.
01:03:51Oh, my gosh!
01:03:53Amazing!
01:03:54On your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot?
01:03:57How did he do that?
01:03:58All he can was
01:03:59he probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's not the real distraction.
01:04:14The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:27That's impossible!
01:04:29Why ain't Sam Hilders happy?
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Ladies,
01:04:33are we getting played by him?
01:04:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:41Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:43he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going in the vault.
01:04:47He's trying to get the cash
01:04:48before we do.
01:04:55The same vault I broke into
01:04:56six years ago
01:04:57to steal the documents
01:04:59that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02Trying to go in without us!
01:05:04Don't think I want
01:05:04that little smokey here
01:05:05to take a piece out of you
01:05:06if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:08Did your parents ever teach you
01:05:09not to play with those things?
01:05:14Oh, blazes!
01:05:15How did that happen?
01:05:23You were going to pay for that!
01:05:24Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:27if I tried.
01:05:31That's right.
01:05:32We're too good.
01:05:32We are professionals.
01:05:34You are just some nobody
01:05:35who thinks a few magic things
01:05:36puts him in our league.
01:05:37Oh, whatever.
01:05:38Step aside.
01:05:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:47Alyssa is the best safecracker
01:05:49in the world.
01:05:50She's cracked into safes
01:05:52at the Bank of London,
01:05:53the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:53and Fort Knox
01:05:54all in one week.
01:05:56Can't do that
01:05:56with your little coin trick.
01:05:58Just as I thought.
01:05:59Three lockers,
01:06:00mechanical combination,
01:06:02and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:03No wonder only one thief
01:06:05has ever been able
01:06:06to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah.
01:06:08Me.
01:06:09Fortunately,
01:06:10that one thief
01:06:11was me
01:06:12six years ago.
01:06:16Is she really trying
01:06:17to take credit for my heist?
01:06:27One down.
01:06:28Three to go.
01:06:34Intruder alert.
01:06:35False entry detected.
01:06:36Notifying authorities
01:06:37in 20 seconds.
01:06:38Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:39Alyssa,
01:06:40you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:45Because it was you
01:06:46who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:50I love him.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:51you've done this before,
01:06:52so she ain't a problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her
01:06:55with your questions
01:06:55and just standing in the corner
01:06:56like a good little boy.
01:06:58Five, four, three, two.
01:07:04Three, two.
01:07:08Intruder alert canceled.
01:07:11Got it.
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:14How was I supposed to know
01:07:16the interior had been modified
01:07:17to lock like an IBV
01:07:18international vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen
01:07:21the vault's blueprints
01:07:21beforehand.
01:07:22Like I did.
01:07:25Give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have
01:07:27another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:30I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You don't really think
01:07:32you can be faster than me.
01:07:34I am the one
01:07:34who cracks the safe,
01:07:35not you.
01:07:37Stop distracting her.
01:07:38This is a job for the pros.
01:07:39Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:40No, she doesn't.
01:07:42What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:44The place where she's drilling,
01:07:46it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know
01:07:47what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing
01:07:49and you are a nobody.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting,
01:08:00you child.
01:08:04What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:08It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism
01:08:11must be in a different
01:08:12part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guards
01:08:14are almost here.
01:08:14I can help.
01:08:15Quiet, idiot.
01:08:16I almost found it.
01:08:17Alyssa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21Maybe we should
01:08:22give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it,
01:08:24then we will tackle him
01:08:26and then say that we
01:08:27stopped him from
01:08:27robbing the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up
01:08:34what I already started.
01:08:35Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault
01:08:38in a matter of seconds.
01:08:44What the hell
01:08:45are you doing?
01:08:46Is this idiota
01:08:47trying to pray
01:08:48his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:50He's been drunk
01:08:51the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop
01:08:54talking and listen,
01:08:55you'd hear the magnets
01:08:56sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel,
01:08:59we have a computer
01:09:00code 9 at the vault.
01:09:02Thumbs up.
01:09:03Tickle him.
01:09:07Now for the magic words.
01:09:11Open sesame.
01:09:21How the hell?
01:09:23Impossibile.
01:09:24Who are you?
01:09:25Are we in over our heads?
01:09:27Ladies,
01:09:28I suggest we get in.
01:09:37What the fuck?
01:09:41God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be
01:09:44near a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking
01:09:46a decade-long spot drink.
01:09:47I am finally going to
01:09:49buy the mention
01:09:49of the Kispy and see.
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:03Just what do you think
01:10:04you're doing?
01:10:06Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are
01:10:10so smart.
01:10:12Did you really think
01:10:13we were going to let you
01:10:14walk out of here
01:10:15with some money?
01:10:17We played you the entire time.
01:10:19And you didn't even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording us
01:10:24the entire time.
01:10:25Except I put a bug in them
01:10:27to remove all of us
01:10:28from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought
01:10:33you could hang
01:10:33with the three links?
01:10:34You were just our fault.
01:10:36That is what happens
01:10:37when you try to run
01:10:38this city, girls.
01:10:39Enjoy prison.
01:10:42Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:44It's safe for you
01:10:44to come in.
01:10:49Whoa.
01:10:50This is more
01:10:51than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid
01:10:54he put all his valuables
01:10:55in here.
01:10:56Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:11:00Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, no one.
01:11:02A pathetic poser
01:11:03is too dumb
01:11:04to realize we're
01:11:04taking advantage of him.
01:11:06We had him take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little too easy.
01:11:09It's like he wanted us
01:11:10to set them up.
01:11:12Sorry, buddy.
01:11:13But you shouldn't have
01:11:14tried to swim
01:11:15with the sharks.
01:11:16I'll remember that
01:11:17next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:23Who?
01:11:26Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly
01:11:30who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea
01:11:34who you messed with?
01:11:35A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:40He's not a nobody.
01:11:43Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web
01:11:46the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:51You fools!
01:11:53Please.
01:11:54Please don't do this.
01:11:55Let us go.
01:11:56Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy,
01:11:59like reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:08What?
01:12:09What?
01:12:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots
01:12:17are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just
01:12:19waltz in here,
01:12:20steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:24Not on my turf.
01:12:27Oh, jeez.
01:12:29The three links, huh?
01:12:31KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:34and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:12:41And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:42isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster
01:12:45from the Cretaceous period,
01:12:46trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:48after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:52And you,
01:12:54that mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch
01:13:00that got me put away
01:13:02for two years.
01:13:04Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:05Huh?
01:13:06But as I recall,
01:13:08I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:13I should have put you down
01:13:14that night, too.
01:13:15Tell you what.
01:13:17We're gonna finish that job
01:13:18right now.
01:13:25Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect
01:13:29that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking,
01:13:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why he didn't?
01:13:49He blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:53Sweet.
01:13:54You guys brought flowers.
01:14:18That's enough.
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30I smelled like a bunch of hogs
01:14:31before getting butchered
01:14:33for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:35Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police
01:14:38are on their way
01:14:38and I want to make
01:14:39their job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:42it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:44to live many years
01:14:45in prison.
01:14:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief.
01:14:49You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been
01:14:52using your casino
01:14:53as one big cover
01:14:54as the biggest drug ring
01:14:56in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions
01:14:58can get you out of this.
01:15:00Because who the hell are you?
01:15:05I'm the master of magic,
01:15:07you motherfucker.
01:15:09No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:13It's out of here!
01:15:14Oh my God!
01:15:25We did it, Eric.
01:15:26Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:27cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off
01:15:29the loans from the orphanage
01:15:31and put those kids
01:15:32through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40And the kids just love
01:15:41all the colors
01:15:42of the stained glass windows
01:15:45and the library.
01:15:47We get brand new books
01:15:49every day.
01:15:51I still can't understand
01:15:53how you found the money
01:15:53to pay off all those loans.
01:15:55You wouldn't believe me
01:15:57if I told you.
01:15:59Hi!
01:16:00Mommy!
01:16:01Daddy!
01:16:02Let's get ice cream
01:16:03before the show!
01:16:04Yeah!
01:16:05Ice cream!
01:16:05You read my mind!
01:16:06You're like a little magician.
01:16:07Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:16:10Always looking forward to it.
01:16:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:19Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:21allow me to introduce you
01:16:22to the newest member
01:16:24of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:26The one.
01:16:28The only.
01:16:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:36Charity, Angier.
01:17:04Transcription by CastingWords
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