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The Double Life of Mr President
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00:00:05Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:32Really? A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night and won't forget,
00:00:39and your death will be settled. I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing? Shut up! Mom? Mom? Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:01:00I'm so sorry.
00:01:07Tonight, 9 p.m. The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17Don't even think about backing out. Are you and your mama?
00:01:23Don't fly.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens,
00:01:38we're coming for you. We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut!
00:01:49It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:01It's really good. Thank you.
00:02:32That big shot coming through.
00:02:45Who's that?
00:02:47You. Go around back.
00:02:51Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:28Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:30Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:30We're in service.
00:03:35Let me help you.
00:03:40Just gonna follow me.
00:03:42Get out!
00:03:45Do you feel it?
00:03:47It's a new drug.
00:03:49A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:51And true serum.
00:03:54You won't be able to resist.
00:03:57I can try.
00:04:24It's a new drug.
00:04:30Don't even think about backing out or you and your mama done for where is he
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:48Oh, I'm sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:05:02Please don't go
00:05:06Help me
00:05:41Don't go
00:05:45Who is he?
00:05:51Where the hell are you?
00:05:55I'm on my way
00:06:08Hi, welcome to just for chicken. Here is our menu. What can I get for me today?
00:06:18Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night. We need to keep our guard up. We're gonna try something again
00:06:24soon
00:06:30Go
00:06:30Sir, are you okay? Are you head on me?
00:06:32I'm fine, I'm fine. Go, go, go
00:06:33Stay down, head down, head down
00:06:41Stop, stop here
00:06:42Go, go, go, go, go
00:06:43Out, out, out, out
00:06:44Quick, get out
00:06:45Sir, behind the carp, behind the carp
00:06:59What the?
00:07:07What happened?
00:07:09Help
00:07:12Why is he here?
00:07:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:20Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:39Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now
00:07:43If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic
00:07:45I can't
00:07:46Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:04You're pretty good at that
00:08:05I, um, I grew up on a farm
00:08:08It's not that much different than bandaging a cow
00:08:14So, your name's Claire
00:08:16Huh?
00:08:17I wanna know your name
00:08:19Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire
00:08:22Claire
00:08:25And William
00:08:29It's nice to meet you
00:08:34These Russian mercenaries
00:08:37Nothing but pawns
00:08:39Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders
00:08:45If they wanna come after me
00:08:48Let's hit back harder
00:08:49Yes, sir
00:08:52One more thing
00:08:54The girl
00:08:56The one who saved me
00:08:58Bring her to my hotel room tonight
00:08:59Sir, you've never been interested
00:09:02Any woman and your arm
00:09:04I mean
00:09:04It might
00:09:06Just bring her to me
00:09:11Sorry to keep you waiting
00:09:14Have a seat
00:09:19I
00:09:19I wanted to thank you
00:09:20For saving me
00:09:23Twice
00:09:28If there's ever anything that I can do for you
00:09:32Just ask
00:09:37Will you marry me?
00:09:40Will you marry me?
00:09:45Marry you?
00:09:48Marry you?
00:09:51Marry you?
00:10:03Please do me this favor
00:10:05You don't
00:10:06Know who I am?
00:10:07Should I?
00:10:10She really doesn't know who I am
00:10:17Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:10:25Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:27Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:28Yeah, they're wrong
00:10:29I'm just
00:10:31His double
00:10:33His double?
00:10:34Yeah, being the president is dangerous
00:10:36Oh, so
00:10:38Like what happened this morning
00:10:40Being his double is also dangerous
00:10:42Exactly
00:10:46Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:49I mean, I don't mind
00:10:50Due to the confidential nature of my job
00:10:54We can have a wedding
00:10:57You okay with that?
00:11:00I don't care about any of that anyway
00:11:09Now that we're married, you'll live here
00:11:12Don't worry, I've set up a room for you
00:11:15I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can
00:11:16I don't want to drag you into this
00:11:19Make yourself at home
00:11:21Alright, well, I'm
00:11:24Gonna go take a shower
00:11:27Thanks
00:11:31I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage
00:11:33Or my
00:11:36Wife
00:11:36I need to keep her safe
00:11:42But I need to know if she's up to something
00:11:47Let me turn this thing on
00:11:50Oh!
00:11:51Yes!
00:11:54You okay in there?
00:11:58You okay in there?
00:12:00Yeah, I'm fine
00:12:01You sure?
00:12:05This is so embarrassing
00:12:07Oh, actually
00:12:09I twisted my ankle
00:12:11And I'm um...
00:12:13I'm naked
00:12:13Oh
00:12:15Oh no, um
00:12:16I'll cover my eyes
00:12:19Okay
00:12:23Okay, I'm coming in
00:12:25Now I'm going to go then
00:12:26And..
00:12:28Um...
00:12:28Ahem
00:12:31Oh no, oh no oh no
00:12:41I'm not good
00:12:42Oh no, oh no
00:12:42Oh no, oh no, oh no
00:13:03I'll be right back
00:13:11Oh, um, it's okay
00:13:18My ankle actually feels so much better
00:13:26Uh, what is that?
00:13:28Sorry, it's just your shoulder, it's burnt
00:13:34Uh, you know what, actually I can, I can do that
00:13:38Thanks
00:13:39Get some rest
00:13:42Yeah, goodnight
00:13:43Goodnight
00:13:52You imbecile
00:13:56That woman should let me sitting there
00:13:58All night, alone
00:14:00No, that's your fault
00:14:01I should kill you
00:14:03I'm serious, sir
00:14:04Please calm down
00:14:06I can explain
00:14:08Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:10Where?
00:14:11Don't worry, sir
00:14:12I'll get here for you
00:14:14Life
00:14:16What do you?
00:14:21He's actually pretty sweet
00:14:31What are you?
00:14:33Too stupid
00:14:35Oh, dear
00:14:36I went to the hotel
00:14:38In that dress
00:14:39What more do you want?
00:14:41This is about much more than money
00:14:43You pissed off some careful people
00:14:44Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:46I walked into the wrong room
00:14:47And I met my husband
00:14:49So let me go
00:14:51Or he's gonna come after you
00:14:53He sure has
00:14:54Few people in the world
00:14:55Could save you from this mess
00:15:05Get my helicopter ready
00:15:07To play the SWAT scene
00:15:08Now
00:15:15Ivanov, if you harm her
00:15:17I won't let a single one of you out alive
00:15:28Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:29SWAT team's five out
00:15:32Looks like I'll have to handle this myself
00:15:35What?
00:15:36You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:43Alright, boys
00:15:44Before the boss hits the slice
00:15:46But we get a taste
00:15:48Stay away from me
00:15:51Poor girl
00:15:52No one will find you here
00:15:56And you can forget
00:15:58About your husband saving you
00:16:03I've got just the thing for you
00:16:15And you can consider this
00:16:17A wedding gift
00:16:20No, stop
00:16:22Please let me go
00:16:24Follow me
00:16:25No, no, please
00:16:28Please
00:16:45You're so dead
00:16:51I'm sorry I'm late
00:16:52They actually came after me
00:16:54Of course I came
00:16:55Your husband
00:17:00Boss
00:17:01Isn't that the president?
00:17:03The president wouldn't be with a girl like her
00:17:07You just made the biggest mistake of your life
00:17:09She messed with the big shirt first
00:17:11The CEO of the Ivanov group
00:17:13You don't want to know how careful he is
00:17:17You mean this clown?
00:17:24Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:27You idiot
00:17:28You didn't check her background?
00:17:31We're all going to die here today
00:17:32That's it
00:17:33That's it
00:17:35That's it
00:17:36Zack Niss
00:17:36I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while
00:17:39Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves
00:17:43Shoot him
00:18:00I'm sorry
00:18:01We didn't know she was your wife
00:18:05Taste of your own medicine
00:18:07Oh, what?
00:18:08Jesus Christ
00:18:10You can't do this
00:18:11Who are you?
00:18:12No, Paul
00:18:14No
00:18:14Freeze
00:18:15No
00:18:16Don't do this
00:18:16No
00:18:16No
00:18:17No
00:18:18No
00:18:19No
00:18:19No
00:18:19No
00:18:19Get out of here
00:18:20No
00:18:21No
00:18:22No
00:18:23No
00:18:25No
00:18:26No
00:18:26No
00:18:26No
00:18:28Don't look back
00:18:29No
00:18:30No
00:18:32No
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00:19:05let's go
00:19:12right sir the white house banquet is all set politicians foreign ambassadors celebrities
00:19:18alike will all be in attendance thank you and um don't forget sir you'll meet up plus one
00:19:25having a date will make you seem more approachable sir
00:19:31come in
00:19:36mr president here's the new education performed proposal
00:19:43thank you senator thompson i'll review it and get back to you
00:19:48is there anything else well mr president if you don't mind
00:19:53i can be your date for the party that's very nice of you but i already have someone in mind
00:20:04of course mr president i won't keep you any longer then
00:20:13how is that possible the president has always been single
00:20:21hey can you find something out for me
00:20:26claire likes taylor swift
00:20:30let's book her for the party yes sir
00:20:49hey did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up wait taylor swift where the white house
00:20:54banquet
00:20:55oh the white house yeah too bad i heard it's her last show
00:20:59oh it would be amazing to see her like just once
00:21:05my uncle works as a secretary at the white house he didn't get an invite you think you're getting
00:21:10in
00:21:10no i was just saying with all that grease on you the only way you're getting in is in your
00:21:15dreams
00:21:20here's your chicken
00:21:23who's that
00:21:26miss jones
00:21:27yes
00:21:29did you want to order some chicken no i'm okay thank you though i'm here on behalf of the white
00:21:34house we're gonna give you an invitation to the banquet
00:21:43me yes you here please keep that safe okay
00:21:51okay uh-huh i'm going
00:21:55what is going on
00:22:20hey um do you happen to know anything about this invitation yes i arranged it for you
00:22:28huh
00:22:29the president likes to avoid social events so i will be attending this diplomatic party in his place
00:22:40and i would like you to accompany me as my date but this is like a white house event and
00:22:46i just
00:22:47work at a chicken shop i mean i'm not really gonna fit in you're going
00:22:54you're going you're my wife i want you there
00:23:02don't worry i'll make you feel like a princess
00:23:14i don't care how much they're offering we're both solid
00:23:19even taylor swift yes yes we're not taking anyone else
00:23:27what
00:23:29see first lady
00:23:32oh my god i'm so sorry this is such an honor
00:23:42hi um i was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event
00:23:52sorry but i think our prices are out of your budget
00:23:59lewis cindy drop everything that you're doing but we have to cancel all those important clients
00:24:04who cares about that we're getting ready to serve the first lady miss claire jones
00:24:12come on let's go do you happen to know how much it would cost
00:24:23why embarrass yourselves this salon is owned by fashion icon m we only serve important people here
00:24:31get out don't waste my time
00:24:37i can't go to the party looking like this i'll embarrass william
00:24:42oh my god you must be claire
00:24:47uh sorry and you are a fashion icon m
00:24:52he's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world
00:24:55he only works with celebs honey please allow me to take care of you for the event
00:25:02wait why would you want to be my stylist this is an opportunity i would never pass up
00:25:08come on sweetheart my whole team will customize everything just for you
00:25:20how is that even possible ow you idiot i am so sorry
00:25:29no
00:25:34we are gonna find you the most stunning dress here thank you so much by the way thank your husband
00:25:40he's the one who called us
00:25:45oh william hi um i was thinking maybe we should cancel i mean emcee is really really expensive and you
00:25:53work so hard for your money that i don't want to um don't worry about the cost your husband is
00:25:59i want
00:25:59a raffle at work this is all free
00:26:05yes yes it's our anniversary special i forgot
00:26:14this this is perfect
00:26:18but you will need a necklace
00:26:21i don't i don't have a necklace it maybe it'll look great but that one
00:26:26how about this
00:26:30how about this
00:26:32my god i i know this necklace it's
00:26:39mr president there are only three of these necklaces in the world we consider them cultural
00:26:46precious one is in our national museum the other we give to our queen and this one we give to
00:26:57you
00:27:00it's gorgeous wait william are these real diamonds
00:27:07we can't afford this it's fake don't worry
00:27:21hello miss claire we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse
00:27:25unless we do the surgery now i'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live what
00:27:43hey hey what's wrong no i'm fine
00:27:51what happened what happened you're upset
00:27:59william i'm really sorry but i am not going to be able to make it to the party
00:28:04can you tell me why yeah my mom's condition got worse and i can't afford for her care and the
00:28:12doctor
00:28:12said that she only has a few more days left to live and i really want to be there for
00:28:22her last
00:28:23moment what yeah i'm really sorry i really didn't want to cancel on you and i didn't want to make
00:28:27you angry i just really can't angry i'm upset why didn't you tell me and and why did you try
00:28:36and handle
00:28:37it on your own did you forget we're married i just didn't want to bother you you don't ever have
00:28:46to
00:28:46apologize to me i will get this sorted everything's gonna be all right i need the best doctors in the
00:28:55country to see a patient no money's no object why didn't you tell miss jones you were coming to visit
00:29:10sir i wanted to surprise her mrs jones
00:29:21no way
00:29:26am i dreaming oh oh my god are you the president
00:29:34is that really the president why is he in the hospital who's he visiting
00:29:41claire how did you afford the doctor someone actually helped me with it
00:29:49okay mom i've been meaning to tell you something
00:29:56i've been meaning to tell you that i got married recently
00:30:02what well it's not that shocking no mr president mrs jones i'm william claire's husband
00:30:11i hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery the president you married president walton no he's
00:30:20he's not actually yes ma'am i'm the president
00:30:28that's wonderful
00:30:37um thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy
00:30:42it was uh it was really nice well now i get to see both of you happy and i'm hoping
00:30:47that
00:30:48you're happy enough to be my date tonight
00:30:50oh my god are you president walton
00:30:59you see everyone else seems to recognize the president
00:31:03how come you didn't well if the president actually looked out for the everyday person
00:31:08maybe i would have recognized you or him
00:31:14those greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine they need to be taken down understood mr
00:31:21president
00:31:31hey hey william you won't believe what happened right after i complained to you about the president he went
00:31:36after the pharmaceutical companies and now everyone can afford their medication wait listen thank you mr
00:31:42president you're a lifesaver you saved our lives really yeah i mean your boss is pretty nice
00:31:52he's all right all right well um i'll see you at the banquet okay i'll see you then
00:32:09thank you so much for covering my shift tonight oh no problem don't forget to record taylor's
00:32:15performance for me i promise
00:32:19whoa why is there so many customers all of a sudden
00:32:23it's just why could you please come with us we're here to take you to get changed
00:32:28thank you that's so nice
00:32:36oh my god
00:32:51tonight
00:32:53mr president
00:32:55i heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date
00:32:58you're looking forward to seeing her so am i cheers
00:33:06excuse us
00:33:09good evening mr president i've heard a rumor
00:33:14that your date works at a fried chicken shop i'm afraid that she might embarrass you
00:33:20and how many favors did you have to pull to find that out
00:33:25can't wait to meet her
00:33:41it's a good job tonight thank you mr president
00:33:44claire's on the way
00:33:44Yep
00:34:22Oh
00:34:45She's gorgeous
00:34:46Look perfect together
00:34:54You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight
00:34:57Pretty dashing yourself
00:35:00Wait here, I'll get us some drinks
00:35:06Pretty girl
00:35:07All alone
00:35:09I am a Lexi
00:35:13Your dress
00:35:14It's so pretty
00:35:19You can look
00:35:21But don't touch
00:35:23So sorry President Walton
00:35:24I did not know she was with you
00:35:26I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior
00:35:29Yes
00:35:31Of course
00:35:35Thanks
00:35:39I wish you a nice day with our president
00:35:47So
00:35:48This is your date
00:35:53This is your date
00:35:54She has a name
00:35:57Everyone
00:35:59This is Claire
00:36:00Monsieur President
00:36:01It is an honor
00:36:04To meet you both
00:36:05You as well
00:36:07You don't know any of these people
00:36:09I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly
00:36:12Claire
00:36:13I'm sure you're quite a world traveler
00:36:18This is
00:36:19This is French
00:36:20Mr. Dubois
00:36:21It is so nice to meet you
00:36:23And Ms. Moreau
00:36:24Enchanté
00:36:25I hope you guys are enjoying your stay
00:36:27We are enjoying it very much
00:36:30Merci
00:36:31I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence
00:36:34C'est magnifique
00:36:35When you visit
00:36:37We will make sure we give you the best hospitality
00:36:40I would love that
00:36:42President have a wonderful evening
00:36:44With your date
00:36:50How did you
00:36:53Mr. Dubois
00:36:55Mr. Dubois
00:36:57Mr. Dubois
00:36:59Ms. Moreau
00:37:01Ms. Moreau
00:37:04You're just full of surprises
00:37:05I'm not gonna let you down
00:37:09I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance
00:37:11Because I do not want you to miss that
00:37:13I'm so excited
00:37:28Claire
00:37:30I'm feeling a bit dizzy
00:37:31Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:34Please?
00:37:34Yeah, of course
00:37:38Hey, are you okay?
00:37:44What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:47I'm sorry, what?
00:37:48Don't play dumb
00:37:49You don't deserve, Mr. President
00:37:51It looks like she thinks William is the real president
00:37:54Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:58You're mistaken
00:37:59Mistaken?
00:38:00This is his first time bringing a date to an event
00:38:05And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:08Huh
00:38:08It's a fake, I promise
00:38:13Claire
00:38:13Claire?
00:38:16Fake?
00:38:16You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:18Take it off
00:38:20What are you doing?
00:38:21You don't deserve to be by his side
00:38:24Take it off
00:38:25I'm right now
00:38:41Claire?
00:38:43I don't know, it wasn't me, she's the best
00:38:45Claire?
00:38:45Claire?
00:38:46Go in your house now
00:38:46You thought it wasn't me, it's just her?
00:38:52Does that work?
00:38:52Now!
00:39:00Shit!
00:39:01Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:36You okay?
00:39:37Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:39You sure?
00:39:40Mm-hmm.
00:39:41Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:42Just wait for me.
00:39:43Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:45Mr. President, please don't have to-
00:39:52Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:54You crossed the line tonight.
00:39:56Your political career is over.
00:39:59No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:40:04I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:06I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:08You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:20What happened?
00:40:22Oh, it's just...
00:40:24No more wound.
00:40:27Did it hurt?
00:40:32Don't...
00:40:33Come so close.
00:40:34Why?
00:40:41I want me all to control myself.
00:40:53You're soaked.
00:40:57Maybe go and have a show.
00:40:59I...
00:41:00I, um...
00:41:01I can't, uh...
00:41:04Get out of this by myself.
00:41:08Could you, um...
00:41:11Help me?
00:41:14Could you, um...
00:41:17Help me?
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:32I'll be quick.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:46Uh...
00:41:47William?
00:41:48Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:50Come here.
00:41:51Sit down.
00:41:53Because I went to the party,
00:41:55on behalf of the President,
00:41:57he gave me a bonus.
00:41:59Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:42:02And...
00:42:02I plan on using this money,
00:42:03to help you open your own shop.
00:42:07Uh...
00:42:07Oh...
00:42:08William, I can't...
00:42:09That's...
00:42:09That's way too much money,
00:42:10and...
00:42:11Plus, you've got it, like, risking your life,
00:42:12so no, I...
00:42:13I can't accept it.
00:42:14Look, it's...
00:42:15It's not a gift.
00:42:17It's an investment.
00:42:19You make a profit,
00:42:21I get a share.
00:42:22I know...
00:42:23You've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:26Wait...
00:42:27You really think I can do it?
00:42:29Absolutely.
00:42:32The President also heard that...
00:42:34your necklace broke.
00:42:36So...
00:42:36he got us...
00:42:38these rings.
00:42:49I won't let anyone...
00:42:51question your place again.
00:42:52Will you thank the President for me?
00:43:01Uh, wait a minute.
00:43:02There's one more thing.
00:43:04It's important.
00:43:05Yes, sir.
00:43:07Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:10Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:13Yes, sir.
00:43:26Hello.
00:43:27Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:29New owner, huh?
00:43:30Mm-hmm.
00:43:31Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:35Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:38You can't do that here.
00:43:40Listen, bitch.
00:43:42The street is mine.
00:43:44You wanna make money?
00:43:45You cut me in.
00:43:50Sir.
00:43:51Sir.
00:43:54Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:56Please, sir.
00:44:01Officer Smith.
00:44:03I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:05Don't worry, sir.
00:44:07We have it all under control.
00:44:09Leave?
00:44:10Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:44:12Call them.
00:44:13You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:17So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker?
00:44:21Tough guy.
00:44:23We're not gonna do anything.
00:44:25What are you gonna tell?
00:44:26Huh?
00:44:29Huh?
00:44:30What?
00:44:31What are you saying?
00:44:32No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:38No, no!
00:44:39No, no!
00:44:39No, please!
00:44:41You have no idea who she is.
00:44:44Please!
00:44:45No!
00:44:46You know what to do now, right?
00:44:52Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:54This place is under our protection.
00:44:55Nobody's gonna have had your chicken shop.
00:45:04Thanks?
00:45:10Congratulations.
00:45:11To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:16Hold that thought.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal,
00:45:22do you want to review it again?
00:45:23It's a small deal.
00:45:25You can handle it yourself.
00:45:28Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:36We made $200 today.
00:45:40That much?
00:45:41On the first day?
00:45:44You're amazing.
00:45:46Look, don't worry.
00:45:47I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:49So that you can, uh, you know, put your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:56Thank you, Claire.
00:45:59I appreciate it.
00:46:05I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:09Really?
00:46:10Oh, yeah.
00:46:11I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:17I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:22Come on.
00:46:28Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:34Holy crap.
00:46:36Are you the president?
00:46:40Yeah, I am.
00:46:42Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:44You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:46Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:50Shit, man.
00:46:53Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:56Well, what do you want?
00:47:10This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:13His name was Ferdy.
00:47:14This one?
00:47:17Are you sure?
00:47:19Mm-hmm.
00:47:23All done.
00:47:24Aww, so cute.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:29Hey, wait!
00:47:32Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:37Uh...
00:47:39Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:41No problem.
00:47:42Mom!
00:47:43Dad!
00:47:44Get off!
00:47:45Did you see that?
00:47:46That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:49It was a very clever idea.
00:47:52Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:47:54Bitch!
00:47:55I hate you.
00:47:58I hate you.
00:47:59I hate you.
00:48:12I hate you.
00:48:20It was like a kiss made.
00:48:23What did that kiss made?
00:48:27Uh, it...
00:48:30It's because the lights aren't on, and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly, and our lips just happened
00:48:34to like... brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:40No, I see
00:48:56Why were you able to pick me up today I
00:48:59Finish work early. Oh, I see
00:49:02This is where we kissed last night
00:49:08Oh
00:49:11Now we want our trouble seeing
00:49:32No excuses today, right?
00:49:34Only for you
00:49:36How did you do that?
00:49:39Magician never reveals their secrets
00:49:46What? No, come on, tell me
00:49:57Why didn't this delivery include a room number? I guess I could ask room to room
00:50:10Mr. President, we've got the leak
00:50:19So you've been selling information about me and my wife
00:50:26Looks like I've been too merciful with you
00:50:30Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:34Hello, Claire's fried chicken
00:50:38What has to be one of them?
00:50:42I'm sorry, you don't have to do this
00:50:47Too late
00:50:49Mr. President, Mr. President, you don't have to do this
00:50:53You don't have to do this
00:51:05William?
00:51:14William?
00:51:16William?
00:51:16William, what's going on?
00:51:18Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:22The President, he was...
00:51:24Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:28Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:32This is just...
00:51:35Just a training exercise
00:51:38With the doubles of my colleagues
00:51:42Just to make things look more realistic
00:51:44Uh, no, yeah
00:51:45No, it's just practice
00:51:47Really?
00:51:57Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double
00:52:03Um, just...
00:52:05Little plastic surgery
00:52:07I'm the defense minister's double, I do
00:52:15Neighborhood security?
00:52:17Oh, God
00:52:19Whoa, you guys really scared me
00:52:20I thought you were in trouble
00:52:24Well, thank you so much for, um, taking care of my husband
00:52:28I really appreciate it
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35You guys should really come by our chicken shop
00:52:38I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by
00:52:41I love fried chicken
00:52:43And because you're William's coworkers, I'll give you guys 30% off
00:52:48Thank you
00:52:50Okay, well...
00:52:52I will let you guys get back to your practice
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:58Can't forget this
00:53:03Wait!
00:53:05What now?
00:53:09Can we take a picture?
00:53:10What now?
00:53:11Can we take a picture?
00:53:17Yeah, come on! Come on, it'll be fun!
00:53:21Everybody say chicken!
00:53:24Chicken!
00:53:29Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:33Oh, we got a lot of new customers today
00:53:36Mr. President
00:53:38Thank you
00:53:39Get on your knees
00:53:41Now
00:53:44Thank you
00:53:44Thank you for
00:53:46Playing along
00:53:48Feel free to have the rest of the day off
00:53:49Thank you, Mr. President
00:53:51Get him out of here
00:53:52Let's go
00:53:57Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir
00:54:00I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer
00:54:03I trust her now
00:54:06So...
00:54:07I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon
00:54:20Oh, good, you're back!
00:54:22Could you please help me balance this month's accounts? I'm having, like, a really hard time
00:54:29Let's see
00:54:33Let's see, too
00:54:38Our monthly profit is $3,786.60
00:54:42Wow, that's amazing
00:54:45You're as smart as the president
00:54:49Would you...
00:54:53Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:58Would you want me to be the president?
00:55:03I...
00:55:05I just mean, if I was really the president
00:55:09Would that make you happier?
00:55:11Oh, no, I said the wrong thing
00:55:13No, I don't want you to be the president
00:55:17Well...
00:55:19Actually...
00:55:19Actually, I hate the president
00:55:22You do?
00:55:23Yeah, my, uh...
00:55:26My dad died because of him
00:55:30He...
00:55:30He...
00:55:30He was in the military, you know
00:55:32And...
00:55:32It was because of a decision that he made
00:55:35Claire, I'm... I'm sorry
00:55:38Now we probably won't think too much about it
00:55:44I'll be right back
00:55:51Let's...
00:55:52Dad?
00:55:53Hey, sweetheart
00:55:55I'm out of prison
00:55:56I miss you... and your mom... a lot
00:55:59How dare you even mention, Mom
00:56:02You were in prison because you put her in a coma
00:56:06And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away
00:56:09I've changed
00:56:11I want to make things right with you both
00:56:13Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:23Anyway, sorry about that
00:56:27Is everything okay?
00:56:29Yeah, it was just...
00:56:31Spam call
00:56:32You know if something happened you can tell me
00:56:35Yeah, I know
00:56:37William...
00:56:38I won't drag you into this
00:56:52Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:55Leopard
00:56:57This is my daughter
00:57:02Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:04Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter
00:57:07How could you do that?
00:57:08I gave you life and raised you
00:57:10And do what I want with you
00:57:14Damn bitch, I know you
00:57:17You got my brother killed
00:57:21We'll settle all our scores tonight
00:57:23I'll stop looking
00:57:33Dad
00:57:33Dad
00:57:34Dad
00:57:39Call your husband
00:57:41And tell him to bring me one million
00:57:43And I'll let you go
00:57:44No, no, he's just an ordinary guy
00:57:46He doesn't have that kind of money
00:57:47Is that so?
00:57:49Your ring looks pretty pricey
00:57:52Let's see how important you really are to him
00:57:56Our latest warship is ready to be deployed
00:57:58We're actually considering names at the moment
00:58:03Let's name it Claire
00:58:05Good name
00:58:06I like it, Claire
00:58:08Keeping America safe
00:58:11Excuse me gentlemen, sir
00:58:12We have a serious, serious situation, sir
00:58:15What is it?
00:58:16It's Miss Jones
00:58:17She's been kidnapped by the Russian mother holding her in an underground casino right now
00:58:22We've been looking to take care of these assholes
00:58:25Looks like now's the time
00:58:26There's a little more to it, sir
00:58:27They want you to go alone in the next hour
00:58:30Or they're gonna kill her
00:58:38I can handle my life
00:58:39No, Mr. President, that is too dangerous
00:58:41The entire country relies on you
00:58:43Yes, Mr. President, the future of America rests on your shoulders
00:58:47Yeah, I wouldn't really reconsider this, sir
00:58:55My gun
00:58:56My gun
00:59:01I've made my decision
00:59:02Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:08She's not just any girl
00:59:10She's my girl
00:59:11No, no
00:59:18No, no
00:59:19No
00:59:20Contact traffic control
00:59:21Now clear me a path
00:59:27Where is he?
00:59:28My patience is running thin
00:59:30Leopard
00:59:31Even if your husband doesn't show us
00:59:34She's still worth something, right?
00:59:35You know what? You're a real piece of shit
00:59:38Time's up
00:59:39And since your husband isn't coming
00:59:41You're mine now
00:59:55Who's this idiot?
00:59:59The President?
01:00:00Don't come any closer
01:00:02Who the hell are you?
01:00:03No, no, no
01:00:04He's not the President
01:00:05He's just his double
01:00:09It makes sense
01:00:10The real President when you come here alone
01:00:13Search him
01:00:32William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:35Because you're my family
01:00:39So you married this fried chicken girl
01:00:41You can't be the president
01:00:43You have me scared there for a moment
01:00:45It's okay everyone, he's just a stuntman
01:00:52What are you looking at?
01:00:54Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife
01:00:57Fine by me
01:01:28You still want to play?
01:01:31Impossible
01:01:31You took us all down more yourself
01:01:34Only the real president could do that
01:01:36I saw him on the battlefield
01:01:39He went out bullets and still
01:01:41Fought off ten men
01:01:43He's a killing machine
01:01:44I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again
01:01:48We'll leave
01:01:49I promise
01:01:52Oh you
01:01:55Have you ever messed with my wife again?
01:02:00I will make sure you die in prison
01:02:02I won't
01:02:03I promise
01:02:07William
01:02:09Who are you really?
01:02:20William
01:02:27Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:29Told me your dad died
01:02:31I'm your husband
01:02:33If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:36Yeah
01:02:37And what about you?
01:02:39You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning
01:02:48William
01:02:51Who are you, William?
01:02:55Are you really the president?
01:03:00Yes
01:03:02I am
01:03:08I am
01:03:13You don't deserve to be by his side
01:03:16What?
01:03:18Did you think that if I knew your true identity
01:03:20I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:24Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:28What are you even saying?
01:03:31You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:35You really can't feel it?
01:03:38I don't
01:03:44Please
01:03:45Please
01:03:48Please
01:03:50Please
01:03:51Please
01:03:51Please
01:03:51Please
01:03:51Please
01:03:52Please
01:03:53Please
01:03:54Please
01:03:55Please
01:03:56Please
01:04:09Please
01:04:11Please
01:04:12Please
01:04:15Huh. A delivery to the White House.
01:04:29Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:40Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:04:47I love you for who you are.
01:04:51And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:59Claire.
01:05:02Will you marry me?
01:05:13No.
01:05:18Because we're already married.
01:05:22I love you.
01:05:32I love you.
01:05:41I love you.
01:05:51America, please welcome your first lady.
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