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Desperate Housewives S03E04
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:14Rick Porter just did a story on homeless teens and my son was one of them.
00:17Oh my God.
00:18Orson found Andrew.
00:19Have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of?
00:22Yeah, sure.
00:23And the prodigal son returned.
00:28Mike fell into a coma.
00:30What could be more romantic?
00:32I could think of something.
00:33And Susan fell into the arms of another man.
00:36A bit too soon.
00:41The day Mike Delfino woke from his coma,
00:45Edie Britt was the first to know.
00:51Once she was sure he was responsive...
00:54Mike?
00:55Ah!
00:57Edie decided to share the good news with others.
01:00Code red!
01:01Code red!
01:03My friend just woke up from his coma.
01:05And that is how word began to spread.
01:09Mike's physician, Dr. Craig, was busy with a patient when he first heard the news.
01:14Not long after, he called his aunt Ida, who was busy knitting a sweater.
01:20She told Lynette Scavo, who was busy watering her lawn.
01:24And she told her husband, Tom, who was busy playing a computer game.
01:29He then emailed his friend Carlos, who was busy plotting strategy with his divorce lawyer.
01:36And Carlos called his soon-to-be ex-wife, Gabrielle, who was busy doing the same with hers.
01:43Yes, word of Mike's miraculous recovery spread quickly throughout Wisteria Lane and stopped cold, everyone's busy, busy life.
01:54Everyone that is, except for Susan Meyer, who was busy doing something she would soon wish.
02:03She hadn't.
02:47Edward Sibley was the beloved founder of the town of Fairview.
02:51Prior to that, he was best known as a bootlegger, a womanizer, and a horse thief.
03:01Of course, no one remembers those parts of Edward's past.
03:06Luckily for him, history is designed to be rewritten.
03:11And no one knew this better than Brie Hodge.
03:14So, you're just going to lie to people?
03:16Oh, I'm not talking about a lie.
03:18Just a polite fiction to explain to everybody where you've been.
03:21I mean, we can't possibly tell them that you've been living on Skid Row, sleeping in a cardboard box.
03:25So, why do I have to go to this history fair anyway?
03:28I mean, it's just some dumb school contest.
03:30We all know Danielle's not going to win.
03:31She never wins anything.
03:32Is it weird eating off plates?
03:34Because if you were more comfortable, you could just eat straight out of the garbage.
03:37This is a family event, and we're all going to enjoy it together.
03:40Now, Danielle, stop sniping and start thinking of an alibi for your brother.
03:43I know.
03:44We could say he joined a cult, and we had to kidnap and deprogram him.
03:47Well, that would certainly spare the family some embarrassment.
03:50Why not throw in a killing spree, too?
03:52Well, here's a thought.
03:53We say he was at drama camp.
03:55It reflects Andrew's interest in the performing arts,
03:58while giving us a private joke to savor about the drama of his estrangement.
04:04Uh, yeah.
04:05He is always like that.
04:07Uh, guys, why can't we just tell the truth?
04:12I got out of line.
04:13You kicked me out.
04:14I lived on the street.
04:15I came back home.
04:18We'll need a name for this drama camp.
04:22We've got ties here, people.
04:24Designer ties.
04:25Two for dollar.
04:28Ooh, do you like those barbells?
04:30Make me an offer.
04:31I'm feeling generous.
04:35Here's the customer I've been waiting for.
04:38I see you got my flyer.
04:40You're having a garage sale featuring menswear and sporting equipment.
04:44I need cash, and you don't expect me to sell my stuff, do you?
04:47Those are my good cufflinks.
04:49Those are my CDs.
04:52Oh, my God.
04:52This is my baby blanket.
04:53My mama knitted this.
04:55And it pains me to sell it.
04:57It's just that my lawyer told me what you're offering for spousal support, and I can't get by on that.
05:01Hey, I am doing the best that I can.
05:03I've got a few deals in the pipeline, but I'm not making near as much as I used to.
05:06So I should be punished.
05:09Attention, shoppers.
05:09For the next 20 minutes, free golf club with every purchase.
05:14Gabby, I'm trying to be civil.
05:15But if you don't knock it off right now, I swear the gloves are coming off.
05:19Oh, honey, the gloves aren't just off.
05:20They're 70% off.
05:23Get your cashmere gloves.
05:29Hey, Parker.
05:30Where's your uniform?
05:31You got your game in an hour.
05:33No, I don't.
05:34I quit.
05:35What?
05:36I hate baseball.
05:37Daddy said I don't want to play it anymore.
05:39Well, Daddy should have checked with Mommy so she could have a chance to tell him why he's wrong.
05:44Hey, you're playing.
05:46But, Mom, I suck.
05:48Everybody says so.
05:49It's when they made up a fake position for me.
05:52It is not fake.
05:54There is not a team I know that could get along without their backup far-right fielder.
05:59Okay, come on.
06:00Let's go practice.
06:04All right, let's try it again.
06:05Nice and easy.
06:06Watch the ball hit the bat.
06:08You ready?
06:08You can do it.
06:09Here we go.
06:11Okay, Parker.
06:12Keep telling you, you've got to keep your eyes open.
06:14How are you going to hit the ball when you're doing this?
06:16You threw it too fast.
06:17Throw slower.
06:18If I threw any slower, we would be bowling.
06:21Hey.
06:22Hey, what you guys doing?
06:24I'll tell you what we're not doing.
06:25Quitting.
06:26Oh, hey, buddy.
06:27Did you change your mind?
06:28No.
06:30Lynette, I told him that he didn't have to play anymore.
06:32He's got five more games of the season.
06:33He made a commitment he's going to see it through.
06:36But, Lynette, he doesn't like it.
06:38And if you haven't noticed, he kind of sucks.
06:40Yeah, well, that's not the point.
06:41What kind of message are we sending if we let him quit whenever the going gets rough?
06:44Oh, honey, it is kids' baseball's way to kill three hours before they eat pizza.
06:47Why are you being such a hard ass?
06:48Well, it's called parenting, Tom.
06:50Watch and learn.
06:56Okay, P-Daw.
06:57This is a curveball.
07:01Ow!
07:03Again, opening the eyes.
07:05Can't stress it enough.
07:09Are you sure it's okay if we stay another day?
07:11Well, let's see.
07:12What excuse did we use when we had this conversation yesterday?
07:15That we work hard and we deserve to relax.
07:18No, I believe that was last Thursday's rationale.
07:20Fresh air is good for us?
07:21Uh, Tuesday.
07:22Okay, here's one.
07:23Julie needs to spend more time bonding with her father.
07:26Brilliant!
07:28If we keep this up, we can stay here till Christmas.
07:33You know, sometimes when you smile like that, it really makes me think that...
07:38What?
07:38What were you going to say?
07:40Well, it makes me think that I could love you.
07:45I don't mean love in the swooning schoolboy sense.
07:48You know, fireworks exploding, bells ringing.
07:51To me, it's about this.
07:53A mundane task that there's suddenly a joy because of who you're doing it with.
07:58That's love to me.
07:59Someone to fluff while you fold.
08:01Someone to whisper to at a boring party.
08:03Someone to...
08:04Do you mind?
08:06You're kind of drowning out the pills.
08:10So I am.
08:19I think I can feed myself now.
08:21Mmm, you said that yesterday, and I wound up with a cleavage full of pudding.
08:25You heard the therapist.
08:26It's going to be weeks before you're up and running.
08:31I just want to get home.
08:34Unpack.
08:35You just let home come to you, okay?
08:38The whole street's dying to see you.
08:40Bree is even baking you a peach pie.
08:44She's a redhead, right?
08:47Right.
08:48My husband's a doctor.
08:51Rex.
08:54Rex is dead.
08:58Really?
08:59When did that happen?
09:00About a year and a half ago.
09:02What?
09:03Yeah.
09:04You were at his funeral.
09:06What are you talking about?
09:07That's not possible.
09:08I just met him right before my accident.
09:13Mike, what year is it?
09:172004.
09:19Why?
09:22It's called retrograde memory loss.
09:25It's caused by the swelling and frontal lobe damage.
09:28You say he's lost two whole years.
09:31Yeah, is that unusual?
09:33Patients more typically lose several weeks.
09:38The damage may be more severe than we thought.
09:40Well, do you think he'll get his memory back?
09:42He might.
09:43At least partially.
09:45You could be some assistance with that.
09:47How?
09:48Bring him some personal belongings, photos, letters.
09:52He's going to need some help to remember what he can't.
09:57Well, I'm sure I could fill in a few blanks.
10:12Hey, did I tell you that, uh, Burnham Foxx is looking for a new creative director?
10:16PR?
10:16What makes you think I want to work for a PR firm?
10:19Easy hours, big paycheck, access to great parties.
10:23Yeah, what was I thinking?
10:24Tony, we agreed that I would chase my dreams, and that ain't it.
10:29Look, I was just making conversation.
10:31Rat her up!
10:32Is he up?
10:36Come on!
10:37Come on, Parker!
10:38Keep you on the ball!
10:43Strike one!
10:45Hey, people.
10:47Just a kid, okay?
10:48Come on.
10:51Strike two!
10:53Hey, hey.
10:54That is not helpful.
10:55It only takes one, Parker.
10:56Only takes one!
10:58It's not your son's fault.
10:59He's just up against the best pitcher in the league.
11:01Yeah, that guy's a machine.
11:02Who is that kid?
11:03Nicky Abbott.
11:04He's a neighbor of mine.
11:06The kid's got an arm like a 13-year-old.
11:10Strike three, you're out!
11:15I'm going to go buy my ice cream.
11:19It's okay, P-Dog.
11:20You're going to get him the next inning!
11:22Hey!
11:24Hey!
11:25Hey!
11:25Hey!
11:25Hey!
11:26Hey!
11:27Hey!
11:28I'm gonna go buy some money.
11:32So, tell me.
11:34What else do you know about this Nicky kid?
11:39You short 50 cents.
11:40Please.
11:41That's all I got.
11:42Hey.
11:43Give the kid what he wants.
11:47Thanks.
11:48Hey, aren't you Parker's Cabo's mom?
11:50That's right.
11:52Come, walk with me.
11:57So, money's a little tight, huh?
11:59A little.
11:59Yeah, I heard your old man's out of work.
12:01That's got to be tough.
12:03Yeah, they, uh, cut my allowance.
12:05No.
12:06Kid's got to have an allowance.
12:07How else you're going to buy the things you want, right?
12:10Like that cotton candy.
12:12That's a little piece of heaven, huh?
12:16Hey, I got an idea.
12:18Maybe we could help each other out.
12:20My son's having a little trouble hitting the ball.
12:22Yeah, I saw that.
12:23Yeah.
12:26Ever seen one of these?
12:43Carlos, what are you doing here?
12:45I mean, besides lowering my property value?
12:47I had a little news and I wanted to see your face when I delivered it.
12:50Oh.
12:51I'm tired of fighting.
12:53So, I called my lawyer and told him to give in to your demands for spousal support.
12:58Really?
12:58Mm-hmm.
13:00Wow.
13:01Well, thank you.
13:04Okay, you've seen my face.
13:05Now you can beat it.
13:07Wait, there's more.
13:09Since I'm going to be giving you all that money, I have to cut back on some stuff.
13:13Like the rent on my apartment.
13:16But the good news is, according to my lawyer, I'm completely within my rights to do this.
13:27Honey, I'm home.
13:31Wait, you can't stay here.
13:33Parker?
13:33Now, there's the face that I was looking for.
13:49Come on, Parker.
13:51Wow, that was kind of slow.
13:53His arm must be getting tired.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Well, after all those fastballs...
13:58Come on, Parker!
14:00You can do it!
14:01Come on, Parker!
14:02You can do it!
14:05Strike two!
14:07No, he's up to small field.
14:09Oh, my God!
14:22My god!
14:25Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:26Oh!
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:29Oh!
15:01Mr. Falati, I cannot thank you enough for getting Danielle interested in history.
15:06She has never worked so hard on a project before.
15:09Well, don't tell anyone, but she is my favorite student.
15:14Oh, and it's so good to see that Andrew's back. Where's he been all this time?
15:19Drama camp. A very prestigious drama camp.
15:38Do I know you?
15:40Yeah, uh, you gave me a ride in your black sedan once.
15:44You know, the one with the reclining seats.
15:49Excuse me.
15:52It's not Dr. Keck. You know him?
15:56Yeah. Yeah, we, uh, had a drama camp.
16:00Oh, good Lord. You mean you?
16:02Yeah. I, uh, performed. Performed once.
16:06Are you all right?
16:08I'll be all right. Fine.
16:10Howard Keck?
16:12Sure?
16:13I mean, he's a very respected member of the community.
16:16Yeah. They all were.
16:26What were you and Andrew talking about today at the fair?
16:31Uh, nothing.
16:34I was gonna make some cocoa. Would you like some?
16:36Orson, I saw the two of you whispering right after Dr. Keck ran off.
16:39What happened?
16:48Look, Andrew asked me not to say anything,
16:50but I don't want there to be any secrets between us,
16:52so please don't let him know I told you.
16:54Well, of course not. What is it?
16:57How to put this?
16:58Uh, when Andrew was on the street,
17:02he, uh, he didn't just beg for money.
17:05At times he, well, he did things to earn it.
17:09Oh, good. I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
17:13Uh, what I mean is...
17:17men hired him, uh, to...
17:20do things. Things he wasn't very proud of.
17:24Yard work?
17:26Afraid not.
17:27Of course, you're scaring me.
17:29Did he do something awful?
17:30No. No, not awful.
17:32I mean, people do it all the time.
17:34I do it with you.
17:36I just don't pay you for it.
17:42I think someone could use a cocoa.
17:49Look, we mustn't judge Andrew.
17:51He was desperate.
17:52I'll never forgive myself.
17:53It's all my fault for pushing him away.
17:55Bree, don't do that to yourself.
17:57The important thing now is that he's home and he's safe.
17:59How does this Dr. Keck fit into all this?
18:01I mean, is he treating Andrew for some awful disease?
18:04Actually, I think he was one of Andrew's... clients.
18:08Howard Keck?
18:09Well, that's ridiculous.
18:10He's got a wife and a daughter.
18:11He plays on Tom Scavo's bowling team.
18:13Well, it's clearly not the only team he plays for.
18:16This is a nightmare.
18:17An absolute nightmare.
18:21Please don't cut into that pie.
18:22I made it for Mike.
18:24Mike?
18:25Delfino?
18:26Yes, I left you two messages.
18:27Didn't you check your voicemail?
18:28He woke up from his coma.
18:37Who is it?
18:38Is it Sharla Banning?
18:39I'm not telling who it is.
18:41I'm just asking the question.
18:42If you know a husband has been unfaithful,
18:45do you tell the wife?
18:46Absolutely.
18:47If he's cheating, he could bring home a disease.
18:49Okay, that's what I was thinking.
18:50I mean, that's how Bunny Connors got chlamydia.
18:52She told me she got it from wearing someone else's bathing suit.
18:54No, that's how she got crabs.
18:58Poor Bunny, it's always something.
18:59If it's not to clap, it's a botched facelift.
19:02Be that as it may.
19:03Do we all agree that I should tell this man's wife?
19:06I wouldn't.
19:07Women always say they want to know if their husband's cheating,
19:09and they always resent the person who tells them.
19:11So if Tom was cheating, you wouldn't tell me?
19:13No.
19:14But I would hire someone to beat the crap out of him.
19:16Ah, you're sweet.
19:20Bree, I'm sorry.
19:21I think you've got to follow your heart on this one,
19:23even if it isn't the easiest thing to do.
19:27Gabby,
19:29are you and Carlos getting back together?
19:32Why?
19:37Uh, would you...
19:39Excuse me?
19:43What are you doing?
19:44I told you I was having friends over.
19:46I'm thirsty.
19:47This is my kitchen, too.
19:49Hey, ladies.
19:51Oh, for God's sakes, put some pants on.
19:53Well, I wanted to, but somebody threw my laundry out of the dryer while it was still wet.
19:57Don't act like you didn't deserve that.
19:59What are you talking about?
20:00You peed in my shampoo.
20:02Admit it.
20:02What?
20:02Yeah, the cap was loose, and I know how your sick mind works.
20:05Oh, really?
20:06Well, in that case, you should know that if I was going to do something like that,
20:08I wouldn't do it to your shampoo.
20:10I would do it to your mouthwash, soup, and decaffeinated coffee.
20:15Mm.
20:17Ladies.
20:25To answer your question, no, we are not getting back together.
20:40I love this music.
20:43What's it about?
20:45Making love, regret.
20:48Cigarettes.
20:49Cigarettes?
20:50Well, I assume it's French.
20:51They write what they know.
20:53I'd love to go to France someday.
20:58Would you like to go next month?
21:00Are you serious?
21:01Yeah, I'm going on business.
21:02Come with me.
21:03Oh, Ian, I just took a week off.
21:05I couldn't possibly justify taking another.
21:07Oh, you'll manage.
21:09We've already proven ourselves masters of the flimsy rationalization.
21:13Well, okay.
21:15You're going to promise me we'll actually leave the hotel room.
21:18Go to Paris, dear.
21:20We can pretty much make love anywhere.
21:22Hmm.
21:24I thought you said you didn't get reception up here.
21:26Well, the occasional signal gets through.
21:28Please don't answer.
21:29Oh, it's Julie.
21:30I have to.
21:32Hello, what's up?
21:34Hey.
21:35Uh, I can't.
21:37Can you say that again?
21:39The signal's really bad.
21:43What?
21:44Oh, my God.
21:46Something wrong.
21:47Mike woke up.
21:49Um, Julie, when did he...
21:50Julie?
21:51Julie!
21:52Oh, damn it.
21:54Oh, my God.
21:56Oh, my God.
21:58Um, uh, I...
22:00I have to go.
22:01Um, I've got to get out of here.
22:03Yes, of course.
22:06I think that you're sitting on my bra.
22:15What'd the coach say?
22:16What do you think he said?
22:17Parker's off the team.
22:18It's not fair.
22:19It's not his fault.
22:20It doesn't matter.
22:21Because his mother bribed an eight-year-old pitcher,
22:24who also, by the way, was kicked off of his team.
22:27Not Nicky, too.
22:29What were you thinking?
22:31I was trying to repair my son's shattered self-esteem.
22:35With a 50?
22:38Honey, everything would have been fine
22:40if you just let Parker quit.
22:43Well, excuse me for not wanting my son to be a quitter.
22:47Yeah, because I guess having two in the family
22:49would be a bit much.
22:51Whoa, where'd that come from?
22:53You say that you support my decision
22:54to leave advertising, follow my dream,
22:56but it is obvious to me that you resent it.
22:58That is not true.
23:00Why do you keep dropping all these hints
23:01about the job at Burnham Fox, then, huh?
23:03I just figured, since you're taking your time
23:05figuring out what your dream even is,
23:07you might want to make a few bucks in the meantime.
23:09I have a dream, too.
23:10It includes keeping this house.
23:12Oh, like, I don't...
23:16Are you fighting?
23:17No.
23:21It was excitement, because we have just decided
23:23you don't have to play baseball anymore.
23:25Huh, isn't that great?
23:27But I can't stop now.
23:28Huh?
23:29Not when I'm finally getting good.
23:30You were right, Mom.
23:31I just need a little more practice.
23:33Look, Mom, come on, let's go practice.
23:35See you outside.
23:39So, what's on the next page of your parenting handbook?
23:45Ian, can you please hurry?
23:46I am hurrying.
23:48Should have been out on the road ten minutes ago.
23:51It's not like checking out of a hotel.
23:52There's doors to secure.
23:53I have to turn the gas valve off.
23:55Can't you do that stuff later?
23:56Well, after the place is overrun by raccoons.
23:58Of course, a joke will be on them when it blows up.
24:00Mike is awake.
24:01He's lying there, and he's wondering where I am.
24:02Yes, I get it.
24:03You're in a hurry.
24:04Just please give me a minute.
24:06I bet you'd move faster if Jane were awake.
24:16Oh, here's the picture that you took of me in my bikini at that pool party.
24:20You could have warned me I was showing a little nip.
24:24Oh, Susan Meyer.
24:26Remember her?
24:27Yeah.
24:29She's pretty.
24:31Yeah, she is sort of in this picture.
24:33Is there a date on this thing?
24:35The nurses said that she visited me a lot.
24:37We were close, huh?
24:39You have just come out of a coma.
24:41Can we not talk about Susan until you start to regain your strength?
24:45Why?
24:47Oh, God.
24:49I hate to be the one telling you this.
24:51Well, if you don't want to...
24:53That tramp treated you like dirt.
24:55She strung you along.
24:56She slept with other guys.
24:57You broke up with her twice.
24:59Why did she keep visiting me when I was out of it?
25:03Well, she's a bit of a stalker.
25:05I was worried that she was going to come in here and disconnect one of the tubes or something.
25:09But don't worry.
25:11She's glommed on to some new guy and she's up in the mountains at his place with him right now.
25:16Wow.
25:18She told the nurses that she really loved me.
25:23That's the one thing about Susan that you must never forget.
25:27She is a liar.
25:39You waiting to see Mike Delfino?
25:41Uh, yes.
25:42I'm a...
25:43I'm a neighbor.
25:45But he already has a visitor, so I'll come back later.
25:47Don't be surprised if he doesn't recognize you.
25:49He's suffered significant memory loss.
25:53Really?
25:56That's too bad.
25:59Sure you don't want to go in?
26:01This Brit's here all the time.
26:02She won't mind.
26:02No, I've waited this long.
26:04I can wait a bit longer.
26:05Hmm.
26:05I can't wait.
26:25Gabby!
26:34Hey, Carlos, what's up?
26:35My key won't work.
26:39That's probably because I had the locks changed.
26:43Gabby!
26:43Can't be too safe.
26:44You never know when someone might move in on you when you're not looking.
26:58Hello, 911?
26:59There's an intruder breaking into my home.
27:04Can you tell them to come armed?
27:06I think he's Mexican.
27:09I'm telling you.
27:10I'm her husband.
27:11I bought her this house.
27:12My name is on the deed.
27:13Ma'am, if you're married, it's a matter of public record.
27:15I can find out very quickly.
27:18Yeah, okay.
27:21All right.
27:22But we're going through a very messy divorce, and he moved back in on me.
27:25And everyone knows the wife keeps the house, and the husband gets the crappy apartment.
27:29It's the American way.
27:30Call my lawyer.
27:32This is all totally legal, and she knows it.
27:34She's just trying to get back at me.
27:37I hear that.
27:39You wouldn't believe the stuff my wife pulled when we split.
27:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:46You can't take sides.
27:47Police officers aren't allowed to take sides.
27:50I pay your salary.
27:52Ted, you see that?
27:54This lady just assaulted me.
27:55Oh.
27:57It was a swat.
27:58Ted, does this hurt?
28:03Use your hand.
28:04Love me.
28:06Police brutality!
28:06Police brutality!
28:17This is all my fault.
28:18Why punish Parker?
28:20Sorry, Mrs. Scavo.
28:21Rules are rules.
28:22I can't put him back on the team.
28:24Just one more game.
28:25He'll suck.
28:26The other kids will taunt him.
28:28He'll want to quit again.
28:28See, everybody wins.
28:30Wish I could help, but...
28:32Please, you can't bend the rules just once.
28:36Did you know the team could use new batting helmets?
28:40You asking for a bribe?
28:42You pretending you're above that?
28:45I've got my checkbook.
28:48Hello, Vera.
28:50I made you some of those shortbread biscuits that you like so much.
28:53Oh, sweet.
28:55Can you stay for some tea?
28:56It's been so long.
28:58We have some catching up to do.
28:59Yes.
29:00Yes, we do.
29:09I know how painful this must be for you.
29:11It isn't easy for me, either, considering Andrew's role in it.
29:16And why have you told me this?
29:19Because I thought you'd want to know.
29:22Why?
29:23So you could do something.
29:30Do you think I'm an idiot?
29:31That I know nothing about the man I've lived with for 27 years?
29:38I've always assumed Howard had some outlet.
29:41A friend tucked away somewhere.
29:43I didn't know.
29:45I didn't care to know.
29:47But thank you for painting so vivid, so indelible a picture of my husband's activities.
29:54I'm sorry.
29:55I just felt that if it were me, I...
29:57You'd want to know.
29:58Yes, absolutely.
29:59Then I owe you an apology.
30:02Because I've been sitting on a little secret about your family.
30:06Oh?
30:07Actually, it's not much of a secret.
30:08My daughter tells me it's common knowledge among the cheerleaders.
30:12What is?
30:13The fact that Danielle is sleeping with her history teacher.
30:20But where are my manners?
30:22I should have brought some biscuits with that.
30:33Well, aren't we just the Paris of the year?
30:36Sitting in the stands waiting for our son to fail so we can weasel out of a bribery scandal.
30:40Two bribery scandals.
30:42Gotta count the batting helmets.
30:46Strike one!
30:48Strike!
30:48You know, for what it's worth, I don't think you're a quitter.
30:51Good.
30:53And you don't resent me?
30:54No.
30:57Okay, well, maybe a little.
30:59Why?
31:00You get to chase your dream while I get to spend the rest of my life in advertising.
31:04Strike two!
31:05Maybe I'd like to write a book or, you know, start my own magazine.
31:09And then I think, no, I can't.
31:10I have a family to support.
31:11And I am okay with that.
31:14Most of the time.
31:16You know what?
31:17I'm going to look into that job at Vernon Fox.
31:20Don't you dare.
31:21You are going to chase your dream and I am going to support you 99% of the time.
31:27That's all I could really ask for.
31:37How the hell did he do that?
31:42I have to be cheering for him.
31:46Come on.
31:47He's never going to quit now.
31:49What are we going to say to him?
32:03I don't know, buddy.
32:04It looks like a pretty bad sprain.
32:07Probably going to be out the rest of the season.
32:11Damn.
32:13Hey, but you know what?
32:14That was one heck of a hit.
32:17Sure was.
32:38Posted your bail.
32:40We can go.
32:46Gabby.
32:46Don't talk to me.
32:48Oh, lighten up.
32:49You were in there for maybe an hour.
32:51The whole thing is funny and you know it.
32:56Come on, Gabby.
32:57We've been going at each other for months now.
32:59Can we just stop?
33:01You know as well as I do we're going to end up back together.
33:04Wow.
33:04You are crazy.
33:05No, what's crazy is throwing away the past three years.
33:08I mean, why can't we just say what we really feel for a change?
33:15Fine.
33:16I'll get the ball rolling.
33:17I still love you.
33:19That's too bad because I don't love you.
33:20Yeah, right.
33:22I don't.
33:25And I haven't for a very long time.
33:28That's a lie.
33:29You're just saying that to hurt me.
33:31No, if I wanted to hurt you, I would tell you about last weekend.
33:34When I slept with John Rowland.
33:45Carlos, what are you doing?
33:48Carlos!
33:52Carlos!
33:53I can't believe you.
33:54No, you're in the middle of nowhere.
33:56Ah!
33:58In the middle of nowhere.
34:03Ah!
34:22Daniel, Daniel, he is your history teacher and he is 35 years old.
34:26Robert says age is just a number.
34:28Don't you dare leave this house.
34:29You can't break us up.
34:30I love him and he loves me.
34:43Come on, Mom.
34:45I am so tired of feeling like the worst mother who ever lived.
34:50You're not.
34:51There's Grandma.
34:57I've tried so hard to set a good example.
34:59I've done the best I could to teach you kids right from wrong.
35:03Why isn't it taking?
35:05It took.
35:07I mean, we know the difference between right and wrong.
35:09We just chose wrong.
35:12Why?
35:13Sometimes when you push a kid really hard to go one way,
35:16the other way starts to look more entertaining.
35:19You're awful.
35:21I know.
35:22I blame shoddy parenting.
35:29You know, we never discussed what it was like for you while you were away.
35:35Just want you to know if you ever want to talk about it.
35:38There's nothing you can't tell me.
35:42Oh.
35:44Thanks.
35:48Not right now.
35:49Okay?
35:58I'll pick up your dad, Carter.
36:02Not my fault you weren't there.
36:04What?
36:05It's not.
36:06I know what you're feeling.
36:08How could you possibly know what I was feeling?
36:10For six months, I have prayed every day for that man to wake up,
36:13and you made me give up on him.
36:14I did not make you.
36:15Okay, not on purpose, but you did.
36:16You were sweet and charming and English,
36:19and that's why when my prayers were answered,
36:20I was a hundred miles away naked in someone else's arms.
36:23This should never have happened.
36:25You can say what you want about this.
36:26Say that you feel guilty.
36:27Say that it was bad timing.
36:29But don't you say that this should never have happened.
36:35Because you're the best thing that's happened to me in years.
36:42You're the best thing that's happened to me in years.
36:43I know how you feel.
36:48It's Mike.
36:50It's my Mike.
36:56Then you should go.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:24You are awake.
37:26Hi, Susan.
37:28Oh, God.
37:30It's so wonderful to hear your voice again.
37:33You say you've been here a lot.
37:35Yes.
37:36Yes, I have almost every day.
37:39I can't tell you how much I'm kicking myself
37:41for not being here when you woke up.
37:43Where were you?
37:47I was in the country.
37:50But I'm back now.
37:53Okay.
37:57Something wrong?
37:59You don't seem happy to see me.
38:04To be honest, I don't remember you.
38:09What?
38:10I remember moving to Fairview and meeting people.
38:14After that, nothing.
38:16The doctors say it's the head trauma.
38:20Oh.
38:22But you're gonna be all right.
38:24I'm gonna help you remember.
38:27If you don't mind, I'm kind of tired now.
38:30Oh.
38:32Okay.
38:35Oh, God.
38:37Right, you, you, um, you sleep.
38:40I'll come back tomorrow.
38:42I'd rather you didn't.
38:49Well, I've got therapy.
38:51Maybe next week.
39:00Okay.
39:02I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:06I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:08I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:11I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:13I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:15I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:17I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:17I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:18I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:21I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:22I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:24I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:28I'll be right back tomorrow.
39:38We all have our reasons for rewriting history.
39:44Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis.
39:47Drama camp was awesome.
39:49We're talking zero supervision.
39:52Sometimes we want to hurt someone who has hurt us.
39:56You can tell Carlos that he can have the photo album.
39:59She says that they hold no Southern Middle Valley for her.
40:03And then there are times we just want to spare ourselves embarrassment.
40:08I don't know how these rumors get started.
40:09No, Parker only quit the team because he hurt his ankle.
40:15Of course, there are some who feel that to rewrite history is just another way to lie.
40:21And poor Howard has to work late again tonight.
40:25Of course, he does it all for the family.
40:29But what is history anyway?
40:33You say I dated Susan for a long time.
40:37Do you think I was in love with her?
40:39But a set of lies agreed upon.
40:43I don't.
40:45I really...
40:47I really don't.
40:49I really don't.
41:06I really don't.
41:34Transcription by CastingWords
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