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Sinopsis: Película compuesta por una sucesión de bromas con cámara oculta.
Sinopsis: Película compuesta por una sucesión de bromas con cámara oculta.
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00:00:00My, my, my, my house.
00:00:05Te, te, te, telephone.
00:00:15There's a lion in there, it's going to eat his tail.
00:00:17Maybe I'll give it to him.
00:00:20Well, if he doesn't want to, there's a lion.
00:00:23I don't know my own faithful lion, just in case.
00:00:25Well, you'll see, I'm not saying anything, I know you haven't been warned.
00:00:27Next time with a leg and drums.
00:00:29Excellent?
00:00:34Yes, there are some skeptics.
00:00:42Hello.
00:00:44As you may recall, these images you just saw are from the movie Tormundo is good.
00:00:49But here we are again, because we've made a film in that style...
00:00:53The third one, the third one.
00:00:55Okay, so what's up?
00:00:56Well, that's it, right?
00:00:57Very good.
00:00:58It's okay, when a movie is successful, they make the first part, the second, and the third.
00:01:02And if not, there you have, for example, Superman.
00:01:03They made Superman 1, Superman 2, Superman 3.
00:01:06Star Wars 1, Star Wars 2, Star Wars 3.
00:01:09And Rocky 1, and Rocky 2, and Rocky 3.
00:01:11And Chigurón 1, and Chigurón 2.
00:01:12And The Godfather, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
00:01:14So, why do we have to give so many explanations?
00:01:16We made this movie, firstly because we felt like it, and secondly because we want you to enjoy it.
00:01:21very good.
00:01:21And we went through it too, didn't we?
00:01:23And we made money from it.
00:01:24Also.
00:01:25And we had a great time.
00:01:25And you're going to have a good time too.
00:01:27Not you.
00:01:27Come on, get going, Peláez.
00:01:30Well, listen, look, this gentleman says that...
00:01:33No, no, Peláez, that's when we proved that everyone was good.
00:01:36Please, two or three times.
00:01:49That's when we prove that everyone is better.
00:01:53Now we have to prove that...
00:01:59Hey, where's the movie?
00:02:01It's just arrived from the lab, but it's not assembled yet.
00:02:04It's the same, we put it on like this one.
00:02:05Come on, let's see the roll.
00:02:06What is it?
00:02:06It belongs to the newlyweds, the feat is speaking of the newlyweds.
00:02:09Ah, yes, that's very good.
00:02:10Well, speaking of boyfriends, since Peláez and I have been working together for a long time, it's as if we were a
00:02:15Marriage welcome.
00:02:17Professionally, that is, because neither of us has any clutch problems, thank God.
00:02:21We're going to show you a joke about a couple in a port that's really funny.
00:02:25Listen up, come on, Peláez, start.
00:02:31Can you take a moment?
00:02:33Come down, come down for a moment, come down for a moment, please, man.
00:02:35Please, man.
00:02:37Give the bride a kiss.
00:02:39Give the bride a kiss, it's a tradition in our town, man.
00:02:41Okay.
00:02:49Okay, play something else, you can play it a little, man.
00:02:52It's a tradition of the town, come here.
00:02:55But he is not surprised.
00:02:57Hey, you don't mess with the tradition of the people of the banner.
00:02:59You touch her, the bride, so that marriage doesn't bring us luck.
00:03:02No, but that's how it is.
00:03:03Play it more, man.
00:03:04This way.
00:03:05That's it, that's it.
00:03:05And now here, like this.
00:03:06You have to come here.
00:03:08You have to come here, man.
00:03:09Well.
00:03:10It's a tradition of the people, you have to play it.
00:03:12I don't know, I won't bother you later.
00:03:13Well, put it on, put it on.
00:03:14A hug, a hug.
00:03:17More, more, but more.
00:03:20Touch me a little more.
00:03:21Get on it, get on it.
00:03:21Okay, I'll play a little.
00:03:25Well.
00:03:27Very good.
00:03:28Hey, this kid is really smart, he does it really well.
00:03:30Is it good?
00:03:30Yes, very good.
00:03:31Yes, I think it will bring us a lot of luck.
00:03:33You have to give us some time now for the honeymoon.
00:03:39Clear.
00:03:40You have an amount, 5,000 dollars.
00:03:43I don't have it, I just don't have it.
00:03:45How could you not have it there, man?
00:03:46I'm going here to fish.
00:03:47Well, you hear me, give me a thousand dollars, come on.
00:03:50Don't have.
00:03:51Give me a thousand dollars?
00:03:52I really don't have one.
00:03:53Okay, then, give us something.
00:03:54Wait a minute, it came back to me here.
00:03:55What's he wearing, man, what's he wearing?
00:03:56I'm sending greetings to the ladies.
00:03:58That's not how tradition is preserved.
00:04:00But I have a surprise for you, a good one for me.
00:04:03What's happening?
00:04:04He's touching her ass there, woman, kissing her.
00:04:07That I had arrived here, he gave me my car.
00:04:09And suddenly this man came downstairs and said to me,
00:04:11Will you convey a message through this tradition of my people?
00:04:13I came here to look for the friends who are fishing.
00:04:16And what about me?
00:04:17I've never seen this before.
00:04:18No, no, no, it's a tradition.
00:04:19What else?
00:04:20Touch him, me, shy, lost, everything.
00:04:23And now he's asking me for a thousand pesetas.
00:04:24And me, well, I don't know what it is.
00:04:25Well, stop, stop.
00:04:25Well, he has to compile.
00:04:26Okay, you should start compiling what you've done so I can find out.
00:04:31Give him another kiss, let's see, like, let's see, how's it going?
00:04:34Give her another kiss.
00:04:36Please do me a favor and compile the information to see if you have to pay or not.
00:04:40Do you want to reconstruct the events?
00:04:41Yes, yes.
00:04:42Well, nothing, I love you, she said, a kiss, yes.
00:04:43Give her a kiss.
00:04:44No, I'm not giving it up, I have my boyfriend, I have my things, I
00:04:46I don't kiss anyone.
00:04:47No problem, really.
00:04:50No problem, nobody said it was and I would file the case wherever it was going.
00:04:54No.
00:04:55Well, then, nothing, I'm willing to make sure nobody is touched, there are no women here on the street.
00:04:58That I carry to tell the world the same story.
00:04:59But anyway, if you, if you listen to me, listen to me.
00:05:02You've told him it's tradition and all that.
00:05:05In other words, what I don't...
00:05:06What do I like about the police station, if you want?
00:05:07That I have brought here with all my good will, a single non-going one.
00:05:09Look, take a look at this a little bit, let's see.
00:05:12I think that, being like this, damn it, you can pay two thousand pesetas, no more.
00:05:17I don't have one. If you report me, I'll take you anywhere, I don't care.
00:05:20I say this is a setup, no.
00:05:22I did it with good intentions; I arrived, and it caught me in good faith.
00:05:25I only do that thing with my girlfriend, and that's it.
00:05:27The kid can say whatever he wants, but the vast majority didn't usually raise so many objections.
00:05:31I won't forgive you, you owe me a kiss, I'll get my money back.
00:05:36Don't notice that, a kiss is offered.
00:05:40And if you don't let me, I'll give it to you.
00:05:48You owe me a kiss, you can't deny it.
00:05:52If I can afford it, I will.
00:06:24By doing things like this, one risks being punished by God.
00:06:26and give it to him like that.
00:06:28It itches, it itches.
00:06:29Oh, it itches.
00:06:30Okay, okay, don't bother.
00:06:31No, it's going to sting, really.
00:06:33Where is he from?
00:06:34The wasp, which was lying around somewhere.
00:06:36Oh, how awful.
00:06:37Thank goodness she was scared.
00:06:40Because if not, excuse me, eh.
00:06:44Mirror, mirror.
00:06:45Who is the craziest character in this movie?
00:06:52What are you looking at?
00:07:04What are you looking at?
00:07:06What do you mean, look at the takeoff?
00:07:07What are you looking at?
00:07:10Yes, in the mirror you're looking at, damn it.
00:07:12No, it's the mirror that gives it to him.
00:07:14Hey?
00:07:15The mirror hits him, giving him some pretty good whacks, right?
00:07:21The mirror cost me some money.
00:07:22What do you mean, look at the takeoff?
00:07:23Are you very cheeky?
00:07:26What do you mean, look at the takeoff?
00:07:27No, you're very cheeky.
00:07:28Yes, you've tapped the mirror three or four times.
00:07:31Home and cup.
00:07:32That?
00:07:32That?
00:07:32I'm here watching the takeoff and I'll say it one day too.
00:07:34Yes, you're being distracted like you're watching a prisoner take off, looking at yourself in the mirror.
00:07:39No, yes, man, there's a lot of nerve.
00:07:42You are able to sharpen yourself in the mirror.
00:07:45What are you looking at?
00:07:46So that you no longer look at yourself?
00:07:48Don't look at yourself anymore?
00:07:50What are you looking at?
00:07:51What are you looking at?
00:07:52This gentleman, whom I see in my mirror, so calm, is eighteen hundred times over.
00:07:57No, if it were me, I'm reading the mirror and it says that I am, it's the newspaper, it's the newspaper and
00:08:03He says I'm looking in the mirror.
00:08:04What you have to do is pay me at least something?
00:08:08Yes, it has been looked at many times.
00:08:09No, and the thing is, I haven't looked in a mirror or at anyone.
00:08:12I look at brands.
00:08:13Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?
00:08:13The thing is, look what's happening to me, something like this.
00:08:16Because of the glasses, since I have them here on the fence, I can't see well.
00:08:19And I'm looking like this, look.
00:08:20Yes, yes.
00:08:21So he says, you know?
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23I'm coming from work, I'm a railway worker who works at the palace.
00:08:25And he says, I called myself with the mirror here.
00:08:27And you don't want me to be on top of the mirror?
00:08:28I like it there, I've positioned myself here.
00:08:30Do you know that?
00:08:31Well, but you're going to be able to tell me, man, that...
00:08:33Okay, wait a minute, let's see.
00:08:34Whose is it?
00:08:35Ten bucks?
00:08:36How did they do?
00:08:37Ten pesetas worth what?
00:08:38Well, that's the least you could do.
00:08:39Did I give you 10 bucks?
00:08:40You've looked at it for a while, haven't you?
00:08:42If I'm not worth arguing over 10 bucks when I have 10 health issues, then that's it...
00:08:48No, what's more, I'll let you look at yourself.
00:08:52I'll leave you...
00:08:54Well, let's go to the police station.
00:08:57We'll go to the police station, we'll go wherever you want.
00:09:00Man, you don't get involved in this, this is a matter for the judge.
00:09:04Let's go to the police station and he'll be there, let's see.
00:09:06Let's go to the police station.
00:09:06If you give me the money, I won't say anything, nor will I file a complaint.
00:09:10Now, if you don't give me the 10 bucks that a look is worth...
00:09:13You've been staring for a while, haven't you?
00:09:16You've been staring, haven't you?
00:09:18Okay, let's go to the police station, of course.
00:09:19Well.
00:09:20Please hang it up.
00:09:22I'm not careful with my money.
00:09:24Okay, so what were they calling for with that patrol car?
00:09:26Call him, call him.
00:09:26Okay, then show it to me and give me my share.
00:09:29No, I don't know.
00:09:29I give you...
00:09:31You shake the 2000 peseta and give me 10 duros, which is what's mine.
00:09:35Today, 10 duros is 10 duros.
00:09:37He sent me a lot of money, this mirror is mine, for...
00:09:40Hey?
00:09:42Do you a favor, man?
00:09:43Will you do me a favor?
00:09:46You told me to keep looking at you, didn't you?
00:09:48No, no, no, no.
00:09:49He says that I'm looking at myself in the mirror, which is his mirror.
00:09:52You're getting used to looking at yourself, man.
00:09:54Drain, drain, please.
00:09:55I believe that there is a sin in that, that I am looking.
00:10:03Hey you, officer, have you looked at yourself from here...
00:10:05I looked in my mirror and it cost me 1,800 pesetas.
00:10:09Am I looking at that car over there, or am I going to be watching the one with the mirror?
00:10:13Come on, man.
00:10:16Let's see?
00:10:19Will you give me 10 bucks?
00:10:21What's going on here?
00:10:21What's going on here?
00:10:2210 hard, you.
00:10:22Well, look here, officer.
00:10:24It cost me 1,800 pesetas.
00:10:25Well, if I don't care what it cost you, what is it that you want?
00:10:27Man, that's 1,800 pesetas.
00:10:29But what do you want?
00:10:30I want him to give me what... I estimate it's worth, come on, approximately.
00:10:33Why haven't you looked in the mirror?
00:10:34I don't know what a mirror would look like, come on.
00:10:37Not the mirror either.
00:10:37No, but I'm looking here at the car, which is here watching all these people.
00:10:41I'm looking at the car and waiting for the bus that I missed.
00:10:44And right now, he's already looking, you know he's looked again.
00:10:46Why aren't they looking at it?
00:10:47Why aren't they looking at it?
00:10:49Well, I'm not looking at myself, but well, I'm not looking at myself, sir.
00:10:53I'm not telling you to watch.
00:10:54Are you accusing this gentleman of looking?
00:10:56Of course, I'm telling you no.
00:10:57Well, this shouldn't be brought closer to the doubt that sends it.
00:10:58Well, you clarify it as if...
00:10:59Give me the 10 bucks and I'll give you your receipt and that's the end of it.
00:11:0310 pesetas, right, people?
00:11:05Or should I file a complaint?
00:11:08Hey man, I've been here all morning.
00:11:13Look, I've been carrying...
00:11:15All morning, all morning I've been a pain in the ass.
00:11:1910 duros.
00:11:20What do you give him?
00:11:21Also, 10 pesetas.
00:11:22And it's been looked at more times, huh?
00:11:23Does feeling relax you or what?
00:11:25No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
00:11:27Thank you so much.
00:11:28Okay, okay.
00:11:30And if he gives that money for a look,
00:11:32What wouldn't you give to find a parking spot?
00:11:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:49This one's about the military.
00:11:51Do you see that kind gentleman cleaning his car?
00:11:54Well, it has nothing to do with the army.
00:11:56But we're going to convince him that it's a general
00:11:58and we're going to take him to the barracks.
00:12:09At your service, my general, I am being sent from the barracks
00:12:11so that he goes urgently.
00:12:13Me?
00:12:14Yes sir.
00:12:17My general, they are sending me with your horse from the barracks
00:12:20that it be presented urgently.
00:12:24I don't understand, I don't understand you.
00:12:25Montes on the horse that has to go to the barracks urgently.
00:12:28But what is it you you don't understand?
00:12:30I don't understand you, you're confusing me with someone else.
00:12:32Please note that I follow orders.
00:12:34I have been urgently ordered to come to you at the barracks.
00:12:36But I'm not a general.
00:12:38At your service, my general.
00:12:40Well, I'll report it at the barracks.
00:12:58The man seems a little reluctant.
00:13:00We will have to keep at it.
00:13:08At your service, my general.
00:13:09Since you don't want to ride the horse,
00:13:11I'm coming on my motorcycle so that he/she can come on his motorcycle.
00:13:13to headquarters.
00:13:14No, but I have nothing to do with it.
00:13:15Yes, yes, my general.
00:13:16You, believe it or not, we know that it's a general.
00:13:19Come on, my general.
00:13:20No, no, you're mistaken.
00:13:21Mount it, no, my general.
00:13:23Come on, my general.
00:13:25I've been sent from headquarters, my general.
00:13:27Mount the Sileca, my general.
00:13:29Come here, my general.
00:13:31No, my general, we know you are a general.
00:13:33Okay, fine.
00:13:36He's been summoned from headquarters.
00:13:38because there is an emergency
00:13:39and he doesn't want to come.
00:13:41He sent me to get him.
00:13:42He's confused.
00:13:43I'm going up, I'm going up.
00:13:44I'm coming up, my general.
00:13:45I'm going up.
00:13:46I'll stay here, don't worry, you stay here too.
00:13:48I'm coming up here without my general.
00:13:49But hey, he's just confused.
00:13:50No, my general.
00:13:51No, my general.
00:13:53We know you are a general
00:13:54and they've called it a general cartel.
00:13:57Would you please get on the motorcycle?
00:13:59No, no, no, if not.
00:14:00Okay, please get on the motorcycle
00:14:04And I'm staying here by the car,
00:14:05I'm asking for the car and you're confused.
00:14:07Well, now you solve it down there.
00:14:10They are confused.
00:14:11I think so.
00:14:11Look, that's what I get.
00:14:13They're just confused.
00:14:15As they say?
00:14:16They are confused.
00:14:18Man, I don't think so.
00:14:19Because when an air force captain comes...
00:14:22They are confused.
00:14:23Well, well, yes.
00:14:24They mistake me for someone else.
00:14:24They mistake me for a general.
00:14:27Well, if you want, I'll stay here.
00:14:28So there's no problem.
00:14:31Until you come,
00:14:33I'm not moving from here.
00:14:35I ran for the closing time,
00:14:36I sleep the same.
00:14:37Because?
00:14:39Would you please do me a favor?
00:14:40Yes, sir, my general.
00:14:48Don't worry,
00:14:49I'm staying here.
00:14:50It's a misunderstanding.
00:14:52Get on, yes.
00:15:01Get comfortable.
00:15:13Finally, God rewarded our efforts.
00:15:15Oh, watch out, watch out, it'll sting you!
00:15:17It itches!
00:15:18That?
00:15:18That it was going to sting you.
00:15:19Oh my God!
00:15:21From the sea, no, don't get like that.
00:15:22It itches, it itches!
00:15:24Oh, it itches, it itches!
00:15:28Nowadays,
00:15:29one of the most serious problems
00:15:31that the country has
00:15:31It is the one about drug smuggling.
00:15:35We have decided to collaborate
00:15:37with our effort
00:15:37to end it once and for all
00:15:39with this scourge.
00:15:41In their lifetime they will see
00:15:42a crazier controller than this.
00:15:45Ah!
00:15:45I forgot.
00:15:47The white car they are searching
00:15:48and destroy those fake police officers
00:15:50It's ours
00:15:51and we use it to impress
00:15:53to the victims who passed through the checkpoint.
00:15:55No, go on, go on, go on!
00:16:09Get that over with quickly!
00:16:11Put an end to that quickly!
00:16:14Okay, please.
00:16:20Clear.
00:16:22Okay.
00:16:23Come on, please.
00:16:24What is it?
00:16:24I think the dog hated it.
00:16:26Where?
00:16:27But where?
00:16:28Which part of the car?
00:16:29On the back.
00:16:31Start it up!
00:16:32Or take it away from there.
00:16:35But tell me which part
00:16:36I hated it.
00:16:36Yes, the dog hated it.
00:16:38And what did he start telling you about?
00:16:40So, what do you say?
00:16:41Please come in.
00:16:43Happens.
00:16:44Happens.
00:16:45Very well!
00:16:47Leave it on the table.
00:16:47Please.
00:16:50Happens.
00:16:51Pass, pass, pass.
00:17:08Don't worry, I took it away from me.
00:17:11Don't worry, I took it away from me.
00:17:16Man.
00:17:24Happens.
00:17:25Please.
00:17:27Happens.
00:17:27I'll tell you something more.
00:17:29No.
00:17:29No.
00:17:30Let it happen that...
00:17:31Happens.
00:17:33Let's see.
00:17:34We have it here.
00:17:35Open your mouth.
00:17:36Does it have any bites?
00:17:37Picada, yes.
00:17:39You put a handkerchief to your mouth.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:53From here to them in a flash
00:18:00Skip the entire section
00:18:01The whole sheet is
00:18:02The entire plate
00:18:04Fast
00:18:10Okay, now very slowly
00:18:11On tiptoe, let's see
00:18:12No, no, go on, go on, go on
00:18:17From the return
00:18:21Okay, squat down
00:18:27Not on the way back, but on the way back
00:18:28No, but you come back the same way.
00:18:32Wait a minute, something
00:18:34How's it going?
00:18:37No, he can't go.
00:18:38You come in like this, let's see
00:18:39I'm lame in my robe
00:18:44The truth is that the exhibitionist had nothing to show.
00:18:58The truth is that there are people like that out there in the world.
00:19:00Some priests who are beyond cure
00:19:03Pay attention to this
00:19:04We warn staff that it is false
00:19:07Very good
00:19:08What is your name?
00:19:09Juan Marín, at your service
00:19:10Juan Marín, can you help me a little bit on the swing?
00:19:13Give me a little push
00:19:15The car?
00:19:16No, here's the swing, just a little bit.
00:19:18I like to go for walks, so they've put this swing up for me.
00:19:22What does he call you?
00:19:23Juan Marín Ramos
00:19:24One minute?
00:19:25Yeah
00:19:25One minute?
00:19:27But does it need to be secured in something?
00:19:28No, push me from behind
00:19:29Ah, okay, fine.
00:19:30Well, slowly, slowly until I put my foot down because it's broken and hurting.
00:19:34So
00:19:35Oh, that's great!
00:19:36The addictive, not very strong
00:19:37I don't get too fried.
00:19:39Oh, that feels so good
00:19:41Oh, that's great!
00:19:42Good morning, father
00:19:43Just strolling around, aren't you?
00:19:44Hi, sister
00:19:44That?
00:19:45Give me a little spin
00:19:46Walking around
00:19:46I was expecting you, you weren't coming to take me for a walk today.
00:19:48Wow, that's intense, isn't it?
00:19:49No, just a little.
00:19:50No?
00:19:50The addict
00:19:51Yes, I do, now my heart belongs to me, but a little stronger, eh?
00:19:53Ah, he rides his
00:19:54No, no, no
00:19:54Let's see, yes
00:19:55I'm going to be weird about you, then I'll pay.
00:19:56But
00:19:57I have the leg
00:19:58That is
00:19:59I'm limping
00:20:00What does she deserve for her legs?
00:20:02Yes, it's yes.
00:20:02It's an accident
00:20:04Ah, an accident.
00:20:05Already
00:20:05I'll call you
00:20:07Oh, that's great!
00:20:09Excellent
00:20:09Oh no, you're going to take my headscarf away!
00:20:12Now you're going to take a little walk too.
00:20:13Soon
00:20:14Yeah
00:20:15That's it, that's it
00:20:16I have to leave now.
00:20:18This afternoon's prayer will be post
00:20:20John, I bless you
00:20:21Juan, thank you very much.
00:20:24And nothing.
00:20:24I'm not giving you a medal because I didn't get any.
00:20:26But another day
00:20:28I'll give you one another day.
00:20:29We often come here for walks
00:20:31I will receive you another day
00:20:32I'll come this way
00:20:33Okay, bye cool
00:20:34Well, nothing much.
00:20:35Bye
00:20:35Believe it or not, we managed to swing a man.
00:20:38Oh, let's hug you a little tighter
00:20:40Go on
00:20:43Let's hug your back
00:20:44Stand behind me, don't worry about touching my back
00:20:46Oh, how nice!
00:20:48You're making good use of it, huh?
00:20:50Excellent
00:20:53Okay, that's enough.
00:20:54Now, now this gentleman
00:20:55You're going to do a little while
00:20:57Just a little while
00:20:58We're going to put it in
00:20:59Everything, you're not going with us
00:21:00What do you do for a living?
00:21:01Come on, now I'm going to listen to you.
00:21:04Come on
00:21:06When you say
00:21:18If this continues
00:21:19We will have no choice but to take political measures
00:21:44How much?
00:21:48How much?
00:21:49That I've left, still
00:21:51You're out of tongues
00:21:52The tongue?
00:21:53Yeah
00:21:53That I've left
00:21:56More, more
00:21:58Nine
00:21:58Okay
00:21:58Eight and a half nine
00:21:59Eight and a half nine
00:22:00Okay, by the ear.
00:22:01Stick out your ear
00:22:03No, take out the best one.
00:22:04No, no, no
00:22:06This one, this one, this one
00:22:06This one that's inside
00:22:07More, more, more
00:22:11Further
00:22:12Fuck
00:22:25This joke is older than Burgos Cathedral.
00:22:28But it's still working.
00:22:29I've lost my job.
00:22:31And that's because I'm here, I've left home
00:22:32Why not, man?
00:22:36Take
00:22:36Thank you
00:22:36Does it have a fire?
00:22:37I'll see if I have the lighter.
00:22:38Here, I'll give it to you.
00:22:39Although this one isn't by Barber
00:22:43It's because we have so much there
00:22:45Oops, sorry
00:22:46Can you find me or not?
00:22:47Yes, I have myself
00:22:49Oh, well, now I don't have this
00:22:51Do you have the fire or not?
00:22:52But this Garden isn't by Barber.
00:22:53That's one of the good ones.
00:22:59Pussy
00:23:01This isn't very funny, is it?
00:23:02That's what I say.
00:23:04Do you have a cigarette?
00:23:05This is like in the twelfth
00:23:06No, it's not the lighter.
00:23:07This isn't funny, is it?
00:23:09If you don't want to give me a cigarette
00:23:10He won't give it to me, but he won't play that joke on me, damn it.
00:23:12If I buy it right now
00:23:13I'm not in charge of it.
00:23:14This is not a joke
00:23:15I swear, listen
00:23:16Really
00:23:16This must have been the gas or something.
00:23:19I swear, really
00:23:20No, I don't understand it, come on, really.
00:23:22Damn, someone else understands it
00:23:23Oh well
00:23:23If I understand
00:23:24No, no, no, no
00:23:25Why is someone else locking me up?
00:23:26So that another firecracker can get me
00:23:27But I'm the one who's going to light it, man!
00:23:29But you say it's one thing
00:23:30I don't understand
00:23:30Don't mess with me
00:23:31That I right now
00:23:31I have no idea.
00:23:33But well, if you tell me
00:23:33If you don't want to give me a cigarette
00:23:35He won't give it to me
00:23:37I buy it at the pond.
00:23:38Let's go to a bar now
00:23:40Come on
00:23:40So what happens then?
00:23:42Because I would have been the gas.
00:23:43Gas, yes
00:23:44Gas or a firecracker
00:23:45What does the cigarette have?
00:23:45The cigar has opened
00:23:46Gas, right?
00:23:46Damn, don't mess with me
00:23:47Above all, I'm going to have a cigarette.
00:23:49Dude, you've got to be kidding me.
00:23:49I'll put it on right now.
00:23:55But I don't know, man, but I swear to you, I bought it, I ate it, and
00:24:12I have
00:24:12I bought it and I don't know if it made a lighter like the Tau, let's see, hey please, it's the cigarette
00:24:16It's a rigged cigar.
00:24:20Hey, I'm going to go buy it where I bought it, what I ate. I know how to buy it.
00:24:26fairground worker
00:24:26Look, I don't care, I'm not going to argue with you because it's not that important.
00:24:32Sure, but the thing is, here I have a problem: this guy asks for a cigarette and he explodes, like he explodes.
00:24:43I had that cigarette there, and this is the same pack, and I bought it, and it's another one.
00:24:49that already
00:25:06We're lighting it and making the cigarette
00:25:36Did you know that humans
00:25:37As long as what we are given is free, we accept it willingly, however strange it may be.
00:25:42be
00:26:09Spain is in crisis and people are not as generous as they used to be.
00:26:12Even if the person asking hasn't eaten for three days and is dressed as a priest, he's a fake priest.
00:26:17that
00:26:17Since there was nothing to eat, I drank a little too much and I'm not drawing anything pretty for the
00:26:22Some poor people in Africa are drinking, and my brother falls, he falls
00:26:30the brother
00:27:00brother, for God's sake!
00:27:25No, brother, for God's sake! No, brother, no!
00:27:29No, brother, for God's sake! No, brother, no!
00:27:31No, sister, for God's sake! No, sister, you're a saint!
00:27:31I don't thank myself
00:27:33no no no if not because I'm just going to grab my things and leave
00:27:35No, no, no, I'm not leaving.
00:27:36No, no, no, no, no, no, stand up, or I'm leaving.
00:27:39brother, I know you can't
00:27:40Not because everyone thinks you're drunk
00:27:41I have to pick a lemon for the men
00:27:44Well, you have to pick a lemon, but you want everyone to know you're drunk.
00:27:56The lady is right, that's no way to ask. We'll change tactics and priest.
00:28:01It is empty. It is empty.
00:28:03Good afternoon brother, please, some lemonade. We've been kicked out of the convent and we want to get married. Thank you.
00:28:10Well, it seems things are starting off well.
00:28:12Take this, sister, sister, sister.
00:28:23We have nothing, we have to eat, they're going to go see the two of them, look, we're going to give you
00:28:27a real little tsarong
00:28:30Look, see what I have to do
00:28:32Joke, give me one in favor
00:28:33No, besides, I don't know what he's done or anything.
00:28:35Like you're not, you're not, listen
00:28:38Oh my god, an atheist
00:28:44Good afternoon brother, peace be with you
00:28:47A little lemon, please.
00:28:48peace that is peace
00:28:49peace
00:28:50It's the neighborhood next to the light
00:28:53like me, peace
00:28:55man
00:28:55We're from here in Mala
00:28:56thank you so much
00:28:57And thanks to this, we're going to give him a little piece of furniture.
00:28:59The nun and I
00:29:03What you have to do to eat, brother
00:29:05Thanks man
00:29:05Thanks man
00:29:06Yes, there are still good people out there.
00:29:08Little girl, you're taking away my will to ask.
00:29:10You two are more beautiful than a truly fed-up woman
00:29:14I don't know what you're doing
00:29:16the one who is
00:29:17No, I just wanted to say that you both look great, daughter.
00:29:20Okay?
00:29:21Okay, okay.
00:29:22Don't go overboard, Dad.
00:29:26Good afternoon, sisters
00:29:27Peace be with you
00:29:29There are three of the prettiest ones.
00:29:30than the golden tower
00:29:32You must be from Mala
00:29:33The only thing I wanted to say is that you all look very beautiful.
00:29:36So it's not necessary
00:29:38You don't need to be a parent or anything like that.
00:29:40Are you sure?
00:29:40no no no
00:29:41So, what's the value of a compliment?
00:29:44It's free
00:29:45Because whoever doesn't dare to say it
00:29:47what I feel
00:29:48the thing is
00:29:49It's a real sin
00:29:50It is a sin
00:29:50Yes, and mortal.
00:29:52mortal?
00:29:53you say it
00:29:55yes indeed
00:30:08number one
00:30:21Admit it, we must be completely out of our minds to accept something like that.
00:30:25Although the truth is that if it's about lending a hand to others
00:30:27We don't refuse either
00:30:28You can hold here for a moment while I go up
00:30:31It's because it's stuck up there.
00:30:33Would you do me a favor?
00:30:34two seconds
00:30:34No, hold this.
00:30:36I'll go up there now.
00:30:37Hold a ball for him
00:30:38It doesn't have to pull much
00:30:39Be careful
00:30:39Okay, thanks.
00:30:40I'll be right back
00:30:49of course
00:30:50the mover
00:30:51He was an evil shill on our team.
00:30:53and never returned
00:30:55You can't be good
00:31:12Well
00:31:12Are they moving here or what?
00:31:14I don't know
00:31:15He is a gentleman who
00:31:16I was passing by here
00:31:17and says that he has done the favor of holding the rope
00:31:19that has to go up
00:31:20But how do they let go of the rope?
00:31:22If that's there, it's very dangerous.
00:31:23What happens if this falls on someone?
00:31:26Do they have insurance or not?
00:31:27Do you have insurance for the move or not?
00:31:29I don't know.
00:31:30I am a man walking down the street
00:31:31This good man spent a long time holding the chair
00:31:36and we did it with another one
00:31:41I am not the interested party
00:31:42I am not the interested party
00:31:42So this now
00:31:43falls
00:31:44It falls on these gentlemen's heads
00:31:45these children
00:31:46Who pays for it?
00:31:46I know that, right?
00:31:47But who pays for this?
00:31:48Now tell me, who guarantees this?
00:31:50a gentleman I was passing by here
00:31:51And he was going down and up this
00:31:53And there must be another colleague upstairs.
00:31:55and says
00:31:56I want you to save it here
00:31:57But how will it save?
00:31:58if you are doing this here
00:31:59without permission a man moving
00:32:00It can't be done
00:32:01You are dangerous.
00:32:02in two seconds
00:32:03and says
00:32:04sell
00:32:05and I was passing by here
00:32:06expensive
00:32:07And me, stupid me
00:32:08because I have to listen to him
00:32:10Are you starting a move here?
00:32:11and says two seconds
00:32:12Yeah
00:32:12And now I'm going to warn my friend
00:32:14to the colleague
00:32:14But what if that falls off?
00:32:15and someone gets hurt
00:32:17You're the one who's going forward.
00:32:18I know that's not true
00:32:19no
00:32:19and with a third one more
00:32:25Do you have permission to carry out this move or not?
00:32:28Don't lower it
00:32:28wait a moment
00:32:29Is he a winnowing employee?
00:32:30Is he a winnowing employee?
00:32:31And what is this then?
00:32:32The first one?
00:32:33Does it have an inspection certificate?
00:32:35Does he have a driver's license?
00:32:36Does he have a driver's license?
00:32:37Does he have a driver's license?
00:32:37I have a driver's license, yes
00:32:38But you have permission to make this move.
00:32:40Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:41Do you have this card?
00:32:43if you cannot do this
00:32:44Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:45if this falls on his head
00:32:46And who pays for it?
00:32:46Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:47But this kills someone.
00:32:48And who pays for it?
00:32:49lower it
00:32:49and while we're at it
00:32:51The chaos began
00:32:54Wait, wait
00:32:54forget a tool
00:32:55wait a moment
00:32:56Hey, hey
00:32:57Please wait a moment
00:32:57go up a little
00:32:58go up, go up
00:33:00go up, go up
00:33:01Hey, turn it down
00:33:02The colleague is coming down now.
00:33:06It's coming down, it's coming down
00:33:07We thought we should upload it
00:33:08please
00:33:09rise
00:33:09upload it
00:33:12What does my colleague say?
00:33:13lower it a little
00:33:14lower it
00:33:15Okay, okay, okay
00:33:16Wait, wait, wait
00:33:17Raise it, raise it
00:33:19Wait, wait
00:33:20What does my colleague say?
00:33:21Let him wait, let him wait
00:33:21but I'm a little lame
00:33:30and give it to him
00:33:31But what has he done?
00:33:38would you be able
00:33:39from sitting down to incubate eggs
00:33:41in a nest
00:33:41to repopulate a park
00:33:42of birds
00:33:43if he asked his country
00:33:45no
00:33:47Let's see it
00:33:51Hey, good morning
00:33:52would you be so kind?
00:33:53to collaborate with us
00:33:54five minutes
00:33:55for incubation
00:33:55of the birds
00:33:57I don't understand
00:33:58No, you don't have to do anything.
00:34:00It's just a moment, sir.
00:34:01we took it
00:34:02the temperature
00:34:02and nothing more
00:34:03sit for five minutes
00:34:04five minutes
00:34:05ole
00:34:06We have a tremendous problem
00:34:08I imagine that we
00:34:09in the press and elsewhere
00:34:10we have each other
00:34:10birds
00:34:14Come on, it's only five minutes
00:34:15It's five minutes
00:34:16Sit here, sir.
00:34:18Okay, put your foot here
00:34:20Yes, look, it's a campaign
00:34:21what we are doing
00:34:21through incubation
00:34:22of birds
00:34:23temperatures
00:34:24It's five minutes
00:34:25here with this gentleman
00:34:26please
00:34:27Yes, yes sir
00:34:28a little bit further back
00:34:30He likes birds, sir.
00:34:31Please have
00:34:33I have one at home
00:34:34Yeah
00:34:35But what is a Canary Islander?
00:34:36the canaries
00:34:36Yeah
00:34:37that he likes best
00:34:38canaries or parakeets
00:34:39the canaries
00:34:40He likes canaries.
00:34:42He likes canaries.
00:34:45Yeah
00:34:46yes indeed
00:34:47Yeah
00:34:48if he does
00:34:49I'm going to take your temperature
00:34:50if it helps you a little
00:34:51is able to sing now
00:34:53Yeah
00:34:54Yeah
00:34:56Yeah
00:34:59Yeah
00:35:08Yeah
00:35:08Yeah
00:35:10Yeah
00:35:11Yeah
00:35:13Yeah
00:35:13Yeah
00:35:13Yeah
00:35:13Yeah
00:35:14Yeah
00:35:14Yeah
00:35:15Yeah
00:35:15Yeah
00:35:15Yeah
00:35:15Yeah
00:35:16Yeah
00:35:16Yeah
00:35:26Yeah
00:35:27Yeah
00:35:28Yeah
00:35:28Yeah
00:35:28a little bit of heat
00:35:32I think the temperature is fine now.
00:35:34one moment
00:35:35we're going to put the bag on him
00:35:36Yeah?
00:35:36Excuse me, sir, I'm about to get you.
00:35:38the thermometer
00:35:38Are you taking her temperature?
00:35:39Yeah
00:35:40Yeah
00:35:40It took us a little while because they're getting cold.
00:35:42Yeah
00:35:43Yes, a good, normal temperature.
00:35:47We're going to sing and everything, little bird over here
00:35:49Little bird over there
00:35:52Little bird over here
00:35:58Okay, fine, agreed
00:36:04Yes, sir, already
00:36:05Well
00:36:06Have the bag
00:36:09Thank you very much, sir.
00:36:12Oh, look at the birds as they listen
00:36:16It was fluttering about, it's wonderful
00:36:17Oh, how wonderful, how it whistles
00:36:22And now, a little like the birds, please.
00:36:24So, up and down
00:36:26Give him a kiss
00:36:26Okay, well, thank you very much, huh?
00:36:29Nothing
00:36:31Unbutton yourself a little
00:36:32A bit
00:36:35Unbutton yourself
00:36:38No, no, that's enough.
00:36:42Not now, it's not possible now
00:36:44It's not possible now.
00:36:46Say 33
00:36:4833
00:36:48Strong
00:36:4933
00:36:5043
00:36:5143
00:36:5143
00:36:52Okay
00:36:53Let's see, let's see
00:36:5493
00:36:5693
00:36:57Keep going a little longer
00:36:5893
00:36:58Stronger, man
00:37:00Strong
00:37:0293
00:37:02Okay
00:37:03Okay, okay
00:37:06Raise your arm for a moment
00:37:07I'm not moving
00:37:08So
00:37:09Look when he sings the little bird song.
00:37:10Look when he sings the little bird song.
00:37:12Like fluttering
00:37:13Sing to him, please.
00:37:14Sing to him, little bird.
00:37:15Birdie
00:37:16Grab that
00:37:16Yes, here
00:37:17And raise your arm as high as you can
00:37:19There
00:37:19Very good, very good
00:37:20So, that's it.
00:37:21Very good
00:37:21Now we're going to take his temperature
00:37:22Now go down and up
00:37:23About ten times
00:37:24One, two, three, four
00:37:30And five
00:37:31Okay
00:37:31Very well, sir.
00:37:32Very good
00:37:33The east closes
00:37:34To make this other gentleman
00:37:35I help him get off
00:37:37You can download it here
00:37:40five times
00:37:41Very good
00:37:41At the same time
00:37:43Two
00:37:45This very nice tourist
00:37:47He was already in disguise
00:37:47But we took advantage
00:37:49To give her something
00:37:50And improve their image
00:37:57And its sound
00:38:11There
00:38:12There
00:38:21This way, this way
00:38:21Please
00:38:22Here
00:38:22Here
00:38:25Here
00:38:25Open
00:38:27Pache over there
00:38:27Around there
00:38:28Thank you
00:38:33Miss
00:38:33Here
00:38:34Here
00:38:34Please
00:38:34Please be kind enough.
00:38:35Pache this way
00:38:36Yeah
00:38:39That
00:38:39Thank you
00:38:42I am kind enough to pass by
00:38:53Pache this way
00:38:54Please
00:38:54Please be kind enough.
00:38:55One by one
00:38:56Slowly
00:38:57Okay
00:39:03Around there
00:39:03Around there
00:39:03Please
00:39:04Please
00:39:04No
00:39:04No
00:39:05Pache over there
00:39:05Thank you
00:39:06Here
00:39:06Please be kind enough.
00:39:07Or he's going to the trap
00:39:09Oh, okay.
00:39:09Okay
00:39:10Happens
00:39:10Happens
00:39:12Happens
00:39:12Enter here
00:39:13Better
00:39:13Yeah
00:39:14Enter here
00:39:15Go in there
00:39:16Happens
00:39:16Go up the stairs
00:39:17And go in there
00:39:18We're going longer than expected.
00:39:20Yeah
00:39:20Come on
00:39:21Forward
00:39:21Thank you so much
00:39:25Here
00:39:25Here
00:39:26Please
00:39:26Please be kind enough.
00:39:27Suba
00:39:28Suba
00:39:28Please
00:39:29I can't tell you
00:39:29Because
00:39:30Okay
00:39:30The dog
00:39:31The dog too
00:39:31Could be
00:39:32The dog
00:39:33The dog
00:39:34Here
00:39:35Pick him up in your arms
00:39:36Better
00:39:36No?
00:39:37Come on
00:39:38Come on
00:39:39One second
00:39:41Come on
00:39:41One second
00:39:43Okay
00:39:43Okay
00:39:44Come on
00:39:44Okay
00:39:45Thank you so much
00:40:06Formerly
00:40:07The promises
00:40:07They consisted
00:40:08Going on your knees
00:40:09To a pilgrimage
00:40:10Light some candles
00:40:11To Anton
00:40:11Etc
00:40:11Etc
00:40:12But in those times
00:40:13That run
00:40:14Things
00:40:14They have changed
00:40:15A lot
00:40:15The thing is
00:40:17Wait
00:40:17Wait
00:40:19Wait
00:40:20If you don't mind
00:40:21I'll hold on to you better.
00:40:22That you to me
00:40:22Look
00:40:24Oh
00:40:26Wait
00:40:26Wait
00:40:27Wait
00:40:27Very slowly
00:40:27Up to the church
00:40:28No, it's a promise.
00:40:30That I have
00:40:31I have to get there
00:40:32To the church
00:40:33With the skates
00:40:34Wait
00:40:35There
00:40:35There
00:40:35No, wait
00:40:36Wait
00:40:37Wait
00:40:38I don't understand
00:40:39This is horrible
00:40:40But
00:40:41Let's see
00:40:42Do you think we'll succeed?
00:40:42Reach the top?
00:40:43Or if we go towards the fence
00:40:44Can I do it a little better?
00:40:45Yeah
00:40:48Wait
00:40:49Wait
00:40:49Oh, they keep opening up
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51My legs open
00:40:53Wait
00:40:54Oh my God
00:40:55The thing is
00:40:55Sell it quickly
00:40:56Come
00:41:08Could you help me, sir?
00:41:10I have to go up
00:41:12Even the church
00:41:13And what's this thing that goes up with the skates?
00:41:14Yes sir
00:41:14Because it's a promise.
00:41:16It's a promise.
00:41:17I have to get there
00:41:18Now
00:41:19To Mass
00:41:20It's because I have
00:41:22That promise made with the Virgin
00:41:23Oh, but listen.
00:41:24Look, if
00:41:25I don't know if I should just hold on to you.
00:41:26Excuse me
00:41:27And you grabbed this side of me?
00:41:29Okay
00:41:29Let's see if we can do it
00:41:30What if you hold my bag for me or something?
00:41:32Wait
00:41:32So
00:41:33Come on, let's see
00:41:35But very
00:41:35Let's see if we can
00:41:36There's absolutely no slipping.
00:41:38Okay, I'll follow him.
00:41:40Oh
00:41:42Oh
00:41:42Oh
00:41:44Wait
00:41:44Wait, wait
00:41:45Wait
00:41:46Wait
00:41:46My two feet won't fit on the same ladder
00:41:49Oh
00:41:49Don't worry
00:41:51Wait, yes
00:41:52Please
00:41:54Please
00:41:54Yes, for courage
00:41:56Oh, please
00:41:59Wait
00:41:59Oh
00:42:00Nothing
00:42:01I keep slipping
00:42:02You don't ask for it back.
00:42:03No, no, if only
00:42:05Eat forward
00:42:06And then
00:42:06Oh, is that what you said?
00:42:08That
00:42:08Now it seems we've got the hang of it.
00:42:10Let's see
00:42:12Let's see
00:42:13Above
00:42:14Let's see
00:42:16Son, I have a promise.
00:42:18From going to church once a week
00:42:21This gentleman was in a hurry and went straight to the big
00:42:24But then, what do you think about it going up?
00:42:25But I can climb, on shoulders
00:42:26On shoulders?
00:42:27But how
00:42:27In other words, pick her up, carry her on your shoulders, and lift her up
00:42:29Oh my God
00:42:29Simply
00:42:30Yeah?
00:42:31It takes us less time
00:42:31Oh my God, wait
00:42:32And how are you going to f*** me...
00:42:33Oh, girls
00:42:34Oh no
00:42:35Oh, oh
00:42:37Oh
00:42:38I'm falling, hey, please
00:42:39Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:42:41Be very careful, I'm going to fall, hey
00:42:43I'm going to fall
00:42:45Oh, wait
00:42:46Wait, wait
00:42:46Hey, I'm going to fall
00:42:48Take a little break
00:42:50Oh, oh, oh
00:42:50Wait
00:42:51Oh
00:42:51No, no, no
00:42:52Leave me here, leave me here
00:42:53Oh
00:42:54Oh
00:42:58How much do I need?
00:42:59Let's see
00:43:05Number eight, right?
00:43:06Where to, fur
00:43:08Well, this is truly insane.
00:43:10We've done it mostly
00:43:12To ease the tourist congestion a little.
00:43:13Because they're already overwhelming us.
00:43:15And they get really annoying.
00:43:16We grabbed our cameras
00:43:17We hid them
00:43:18And we went to Gil al Faro
00:43:19It's a beautiful place in Malaga.
00:43:21But why don't you fall a little?
00:43:22Those who see it
00:43:24Which is much prettier
00:43:25Well, she looks good.
00:43:26At the entrance of a beautiful castle
00:43:30Which is admired daily by foreigners
00:43:32We cordoned off a narrow alley.
00:43:34That led inside
00:43:35And we prepared it in this surreal way
00:43:38To make visitors believe
00:43:39That he was looking
00:43:40And thus give them a little thrill.
00:43:44We painted circles on the ground
00:43:45We put up red flags
00:43:47To mark the sights
00:43:48We distributed some wounded.
00:43:49About
00:43:50And we even have religious services
00:43:53From a fake priest
00:43:54And the first ones arrived
00:43:55Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:43:56You can pass
00:43:57No problem
00:43:58This...
00:43:58This...
00:43:59Ah, they're fixing it
00:44:01Yes, there has been some...
00:44:03If you would be so kind
00:44:04And they put on their helmets
00:44:05And they go stepping where I tell them to.
00:44:12Careful
00:44:12Yeah
00:44:13Be careful where the flags are
00:44:15It means there's been an attack.
00:44:17Know?
00:44:18Everything has been fixed
00:44:20Yes, well
00:44:21They've put it on...
00:44:21Some people put it there...
00:44:22That doesn't mean anything to me.
00:44:22But there's no problem.
00:44:23Some people put it there...
00:44:24For now
00:44:24Nothing more than...
00:44:25Nothing, don't worry
00:44:26Not anymore...
00:44:27No problem
00:44:28Miss
00:44:28He cares about wearing...
00:44:30Leave the broom in that part
00:44:31She cares about wearing it.
00:44:32Thank you
00:44:34Very kind
00:44:34Careful
00:44:35Jump, jump without fear
00:44:37Careful
00:44:37Careful, I'll lend a hand.
00:44:40Doesn't anyone?
00:44:40Me, me, me
00:44:42And if I shake his hand, it goes better
00:44:44There
00:44:46Be careful there
00:44:46Don't worry
00:44:47Don't worry
00:44:48Be careful here
00:44:49Just jump in there
00:44:50Don't worry, don't worry
00:44:53Good
00:44:55There
00:44:59Oh
00:45:01Jump out there
00:45:03Good
00:45:03Good
00:45:04Already
00:45:06From there
00:45:07There
00:45:08There
00:45:08One moment
00:45:09The truth?
00:45:11Yeah
00:45:11That?
00:45:12No problem
00:45:13Don't have...
00:45:14Don't be careful
00:45:16Here
00:45:17Jumping over here
00:45:18Jump, jump
00:45:19Carefully
00:45:19No, no, don't step on it
00:45:20Don't step there
00:45:21Careful
00:45:21Come in, come in, come in there
00:45:23There
00:45:24There
00:45:25Careful
00:45:26Jump, jump
00:45:26Jump, jump, man
00:45:28Watch out, man
00:45:29No, no, no, jump to me
00:45:31There's a mine
00:45:31Be careful there
00:45:47Beware of that man
00:45:48He's very clumsy, isn't he?
00:45:52Well, we have a couple
00:45:54That one for tourists too
00:45:55She's very horny
00:45:55If you want
00:45:56And we put it on
00:45:56What I do?
00:45:58Hello
00:45:59No, not this way.
00:46:03What I do?
00:46:05What I do?
00:46:05Around there
00:46:06Just a moment, just a moment
00:46:08Let's go
00:46:23Let's go
00:46:23What I do?
00:46:33Careful.
00:46:34There are many explosives.
00:46:46Careful.
00:46:49Get on here.
00:46:52Go up.
00:47:00Go up.
00:47:01There.
00:47:02Come on, get up.
00:47:05Give me your hand.
00:47:06Here it goes.
00:47:12Careful.
00:47:15Good.
00:47:16Good.
00:47:19Good.
00:47:31Let's see.
00:47:36Here.
00:47:36Here.
00:47:43Hey?
00:47:51Look, they're giving him an aspirin just in case.
00:47:55No problem.
00:47:59No problem.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:06Forward.
00:48:07Careful.
00:48:10Sanitary.
00:48:10Sanitary.
00:48:13Come in, come in.
00:48:14Jump, jump.
00:48:15Be careful here.
00:48:17Jump, jump.
00:48:18Go this way.
00:48:19No problem.
00:48:20There is no danger.
00:48:20Carry.
00:48:21Carry.
00:48:21Carry.
00:48:22Carry.
00:48:22Forward.
00:48:25Get out.
00:48:27Get out.
00:48:29Go away.
00:48:30Go away.
00:48:38Go away.
00:48:38Just as we were leaving, the same people from before came back.
00:48:47Hey, hey.
00:48:49Hey.
00:48:52Eyes on the meters.
00:48:55Wait a minute.
00:48:58Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:49:02The water flows.
00:49:06Careful.
00:49:11Very good.
00:49:14Very good.
00:49:20Take it, take it, take care of it, grab it, come in, come in, come in, stay there, stay, well, come in there, take it, stay there, stay, take this, take it,
00:49:31Yes, give me the helmet, take the helmet.
00:49:34Take the boot, the boot, the boot, the boot, the boot, the boot, the boot, it goes and falls, it goes and
00:49:43fall, goes and falls.
00:49:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:49:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:49:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:49:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:49:53no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:50:15We don't give a kiss of love to just anyone.
00:50:44He comes and even thanks her.
00:51:14Let's see, more, more.
00:51:15Wait a minute, there's more, there's more.
00:51:18Oh, what does this land have to do with it, my God.
00:51:22Now, now.
00:51:23Now, carry on, carry on.
00:51:24Keep playing, keep playing.
00:51:26Go on.
00:51:30Play, play, play.
00:51:33There, there, let's touch each other.
00:51:35Come on, carnival, play!
00:51:41There, there, let's touch each other.
00:51:44Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:51:47Do nothing.
00:51:48It's carnival.
00:51:49It's carnival.
00:52:10He cannot speak.
00:52:13No.
00:52:18I don't feel it, eh.
00:52:20I feel nothing.
00:52:22I feel nothing.
00:52:23I don't understand.
00:52:24You see that little nun.
00:52:25Well, be careful because he's not trustworthy.
00:52:27No no.
00:52:31No.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Mister.
00:52:36Hey.
00:52:37Ah.
00:52:40Ah.
00:52:40Ah.
00:52:42What's happening?
00:52:43Ah.
00:52:47Help him.
00:52:48Help him.
00:52:49Help him.
00:52:56Help him.
00:52:58Oh, you're Saint Peter!
00:53:01Oh, you're Saint Peter!
00:53:03Oh, you're Saint Peter!
00:53:03Oh, she has an earlobe!
00:53:05You are Saint Peter!
00:53:07Oh my God! Give me a relic, please!
00:53:10Oh, let me tell the kitchen!
00:53:12Oh, I wish I could tell my superiors!
00:53:13It looks similar!
00:53:15Oh, please!
00:53:17Forgive my sins!
00:53:19It looks so much like it!
00:53:20Give me a relic from his body, please!
00:53:22Oh, Saint Peter, this is a miracle from heaven!
00:53:25Oh, please!
00:53:26Give me a relic for the tie!
00:53:29Oh my goodness, this is a miracle from heaven!
00:53:32How wonderful!
00:53:34Oh my God!
00:53:35Oh my God!
00:53:37Oh, forgive me!
00:53:39Oh, forgive me, Saint Peter, forgive me!
00:53:42Oh, what a miracle!
00:53:43Oh, what a miracle!
00:53:45Oh, what a miracle!
00:53:48My God!
00:53:49Give us your blessing!
00:53:51Give us your blessing!
00:53:52What a mischievous sprite!
00:53:54Oh!
00:53:55How kind of you!
00:53:56Oh!
00:53:57Oh my God!
00:53:58When I just say Holy Father!
00:53:59Oh my God!
00:54:00What a miracle!
00:54:01Bless me, bless me!
00:54:02Bless me, bless me!
00:54:02Bless me, officer!
00:54:04Holy, holy, holy!
00:54:05Officer!
00:54:06Let's say a prayer that we'll say, sir!
00:54:08Yes, let's say it, let's say it!
00:54:09Let's say it, let's say it!
00:54:11Let's say it!
00:54:12Let's say it!
00:54:12Long live the red team!
00:54:13Tell her, Mrs. Red!
00:54:13Say the red card!
00:54:14Say the red card!
00:54:16Say the red card!
00:54:17The Lord's Prayer
00:54:18It's your name
00:54:22It is your will
00:54:24It is your will
00:54:25It is your will
00:54:25It is your will
00:54:26It is your will
00:54:26It is your will
00:54:26It is your will
00:54:27It is your will
00:54:29Just like us
00:54:30We lose our fears
00:54:31And don't let us fall
00:54:33Let's see if anyone will listen to it.
00:54:34All eyes
00:54:37In the name of the Father
00:54:39But
00:54:41Resist
00:54:41Resist the urge to let us see you
00:54:42Ah, this is the grace of God
00:54:44My God
00:54:45That must be great.
00:54:46What a good person!
00:54:48desserts, desserts
00:54:49I can't stand my skin
00:54:50desserts, desserts
00:55:10when the temperature rises a lot
00:55:12It's logical that prices will also rise.
00:55:14Don't you think so?
00:55:23Are these 251?
00:55:26251, what is it?
00:55:28251 pesetas
00:55:29this?
00:55:29The purchase is a little expensive.
00:55:31Hey?
00:55:33A rise, right?
00:55:34Because it's gone up a lot, hasn't it?
00:55:36It's because of the temperature.
00:55:38How much is it worth?
00:55:40251
00:55:41each pole?
00:55:42each 251
00:55:43Well, it seems to me that he's going to eat the red helmet.
00:55:46Well, I'm not a propagandist.
00:55:47Besides, I have this and I have to go on the bus
00:55:49Don't you think it's very expensive?
00:55:51That's how it is, if that's authorized.
00:55:53But it's worth it, let me have that
00:55:57What makes me tired of calling?
00:55:59Well, call this man here.
00:56:01that is covered
00:56:02Would you please do me a favor?
00:56:04What is this man?
00:56:05I have Instagram, I have to go to work
00:56:07He's charging me 251 pesetas for this
00:56:09Does this have the rate listed there?
00:56:11No, the rate is this.
00:56:12Well, that's the rate.
00:56:13Well, that's the rate.
00:56:14Well, that's the rate.
00:56:14And this is the cannula, that rate
00:56:16But, damn it, 251
00:56:17Do you have the thermos there?
00:56:18I had 200, the big one
00:56:21How can this be worth 251?
00:56:23ma'am, so it applies here
00:56:25It's because of the heat
00:56:26That too, you bastard
00:56:29Of course, we have to take the temperature.
00:56:32Just a moment, please
00:56:35Let's tell it all...
00:56:37Yes, well I have to pay for it
00:56:38Yes, it's 30-something degrees
00:56:40No, no, it's to know the temperature.
00:56:43No, no, she has to look for it in me
00:56:45Let's see, around 39 or 40 degrees, whatever.
00:56:47But it has nothing to do with it.
00:56:48Let it be an hour of heat
00:56:50No, but I just don't believe it.
00:56:51Let a polo shirt come and pay 250 pesetas
00:56:54as?
00:56:54How can it cost 200 pesetas?
00:56:56It's impossible, for God's sake!
00:56:57That's the rate, do you think I'm being overly vigilant or something because of that?
00:57:00This is because...
00:57:01I think we do have to pay the town hall fees.
00:57:02A polo shirt can't cost 250 pesetas.
00:57:05But it says 5 euros there
00:57:07and I pay 5 euros
00:57:08Otherwise, I'll take down the sign.
00:57:09No, no, because if it's not this one, it's this one.
00:57:11What I have to pay is this, it's this
00:57:12Look, look
00:57:13No, no, I'm going to want it because you're carrying a wallet
00:57:15how are you doing?
00:57:165 euros
00:57:17Okay, but I don't want to...
00:57:26And why don't you go and complain to the ombudsman?
00:57:29In the end, after having scared away so many foreigners
00:57:32We had no choice but to go back in search of the lost tourist
00:57:37We put some innocent Germans in a horse-drawn carriage
00:57:39and we prepared a very typical hitchhiking experience for them.
00:57:43first course
00:57:44We offered it to a Gypsy family, goat included.
00:57:58the gypsy family with goat included
00:58:18main course
00:58:19main course
00:58:20to a famous bullfighter
00:58:46And for dessert, the now classic spiritual reserve
00:59:15Spain is still different
00:59:34It's not clear who the victim is.
00:59:57Well, look who it is, it finally seems that one of our compatriots is going to be crowned champion of the race
01:00:02cyclist Spain
01:00:08Wait, wait, wait
01:00:10Please, let's go there
01:00:11For a school!
01:00:13Help me get up!
01:00:15It's at the window!
01:00:18I've been here for three minutes!
01:00:20The French are already there!
01:00:22I'm almost there, let me on!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:25Oh!
01:00:27Ungalo yourself!
01:00:28Are you going to ride a bicycle?
01:00:29If you can't!
01:00:30He can't!
01:00:30Come on, it's very important
01:00:30Put it on him!
01:00:33Ah!
01:00:34Come on, even if you have to walk over there.
01:00:36Oh!
01:00:36No!
01:00:36He can't!
01:00:37He can't!
01:00:38He can't!
01:00:39Come on, it's very important!
01:00:43Spain, world champion of bicycle endurance, come on, you're Spanish, aren't you? Well, let's go there, come on, there's a
01:00:48pair of, come on, if you don't know how to ride a motorcycle, take it, take it, take it, come on, be careful, come on, come on, come on, come on,
01:00:57Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, very good, bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo.
01:01:16Even those who don't know how to ride a bike are willing to help to keep our pavilion in good standing.
01:01:21We're short of the goal, please, man, the championship, no, no, you, please, let's see, a
01:01:28Let's see, it's the Spanish Endurance Cycling Championship, for Spain, if I happen to come in first.
01:01:35I'm going first, I'm going first, wow, don't you know about motorcycles?
01:01:41I do, but I don't.
01:01:42Well, it doesn't push you.
01:01:43Push there.
01:01:45Please put it however you like.
01:01:46Put it however you want.
01:01:47Put it however you want.
01:01:48But put it however you want.
01:01:49Put it like that if you don't let him in.
01:01:50If you don't let him in, the other one isn't a boot.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:53Let's see, let's see, the cap.
01:01:54Very good, very good.
01:01:55Come on, let's go, come on.
01:01:56Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:01:57I won the Spanish championship.
01:01:58Before he comes, but...
01:02:00I won the Spanish championship.
01:02:01I've won the championship...
01:02:01Come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:06Come on!
01:02:07Come on!
01:02:07Come on!
01:02:08Come on!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:14Come on!
01:02:18Come on!
01:02:26Come on!
01:02:27Come on!
01:02:29Come on!
01:02:29Come on!
01:02:30Come on!
01:02:31Come on!
01:02:31Come on!
01:02:32Come on!
01:02:33Come on!
01:02:34Come on!
01:02:34Come on!
01:02:34Come on!
01:02:35Come on!
01:02:35And since we were left without a bicycle,
01:02:37We use a duck to give tourists rides.
01:03:08No, grab it here, on the lobe, and pull, pull, pull, that's it.
01:03:14How much?
01:03:16Eleven, eleven.
01:03:17Fold it a little bit, fold it a little bit.
01:03:19Double.
01:03:20Let's see.
01:03:25Forty-three.
01:03:26Forty-three.
01:03:26Wait, wait, wait.
01:03:27Let's see.
01:03:30Come on, you can leave later.
01:03:34Oh, it itches, it itches!
01:03:35Oh, take care, take care!
01:03:37Oh, my eyesight is terrible, but almost, almost...
01:03:41Oh, oh, oh, now he has it right there!
01:03:44Oh, what a wasp, listen, but how awful!
01:03:47Yes, thank you very much.
01:03:49Thank goodness.
01:03:50Let's be realistic.
01:03:51When there is no room in the cemeteries, you have to resort to whatever you can find.
01:03:56I took it, to see my life.
01:03:57Please lend a hand.
01:04:00Please.
01:04:01Can you give me a hand throwing it into the bucket?
01:04:04What is fatal?
01:04:05No.
01:04:06What is English?
01:04:06I don't know.
01:04:08Therefore, we need to make you...
01:04:11...well, the hand here.
01:04:14Again?
01:04:15Yes, yes.
01:04:16Again?
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:17No, no, no, no.
01:04:20No.
01:04:26By?
01:04:28By?
01:04:32And then they say the French aren't Catholic.
01:04:35We'll see how the English behave.
01:04:57The lady was a little scared, but we must thank her for her cooperation.
01:05:01And to do things properly, we got our own personal priest.
01:05:06I'm going to give him a hand.
01:05:08This is almost the day.
01:05:12For?
01:05:15For?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:19Why can't the French help you?
01:05:23Out!
01:05:30Out!
01:05:33Out!
01:05:34Okay, wait a minute.
01:06:03Thank you!
01:06:37Thank you!
01:06:51Thank you!
01:07:08Three or four kids got caught, I don't remember
01:07:11And the truth is, they had a terrible time.
01:07:13But in the end, when we told them that this was just a joke
01:07:15They laughed a lot and we became such good friends.
01:07:22We rented a regular bus and filled it with this staff
01:07:25As you can see, they're like prisoners straight out of a Charlie Chaplin movie.
01:07:28They don't want to reintegrate or anything.
01:07:30And so, we hit the streets in search of a potential traveler.
01:07:47Thank you!
01:07:47Thank you!
01:07:48Thank you!
01:07:48Thank you!
01:07:49Thank you!
01:07:50Sit here!
01:07:51Sit here!
01:07:57The bus has taken the wrong turn!
01:07:58Where already?
01:07:59No, but it can't be lowered anymore.
01:08:01We are going to transfer these prices to the provincial prison.
01:08:04Then we'll take him home.
01:08:06Stay still, don't worry, nothing's wrong.
01:08:09If you see anything strange, you should invite him to do what he's told at all times, okay?
01:08:12What did you understand?
01:08:14Well
01:08:17Please be aware that these are very dangerous prisoners.
01:08:19Almost all of them are condemned to life imprisonment.
01:08:22So don't panic.
01:08:23Please remain at your post and then we will take you home.
01:08:25It was the driver's mistake to open the door and...
01:08:28There's nothing else that can be done
01:08:29That?
01:08:33Who!
01:08:35Holy shit!
01:08:39You're going to shut up!
01:08:41You're going to shut up right now!
01:08:43You play!
01:09:02What's happening?
01:09:18Grab it!
01:09:20One more.
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:23Come on, reduce it.
01:09:24Sit him down there.
01:09:26There, there, there.
01:09:28There. You shut up!
01:09:30Take this.
01:09:31Take this, but take it properly. Write it down.
01:09:34Write it down, write it down.
01:09:35If you have to do something, shoot. No problem.
01:09:38Don't even think about throwing it, okay?
01:09:40You, pretend that the gun fell on you.
01:09:42You dropped your gun here.
01:09:44I'm going to find you, okay?
01:09:45I'll come find you as soon as I get out, okay?
01:09:47I know where you live, look.
01:09:50Throw away the gun. Throw it away!
01:09:54Throw it away!
01:09:58Let me escape or not. Let me escape.
01:10:02I'm going to escape this way, you see.
01:10:07I'm not going to get any older.
01:10:13Don't look at it.
01:10:14Why doesn't he shoot?
01:10:15But why doesn't he shoot?
01:10:17Don't look at it.
01:10:19Don't look at it.
01:10:22Nothing.
01:10:23And you're an accomplice, aren't you?
01:10:24Are you an accomplice too, or not?
01:10:25In the end, too.
01:10:28Sit there.
01:10:31Sit there.
01:10:33Just put that on, put it on.
01:10:36Put it on and that's it.
01:10:38No, no, no, no, that they have lost him.
01:10:39Please put on your hat.
01:10:40Please put on your hat.
01:10:42But quickly.
01:10:43Come to the prison now, quickly.
01:10:45Don't worry if you don't...
01:10:46No, it will happen, come on.
01:10:50Well, low.
01:10:51Excuse me, this is a joke.
01:11:02You know what?
01:11:04Even from typing a lot, one can go crazy.
01:11:07Okay, sir, could you please help us for a moment?
01:11:09We're from the psychiatric hospital, we're bringing this patient here.
01:11:12Every day when he goes out, his obsession is typing.
01:11:15Just sit down for a moment and he'll write on your shoulder.
01:11:18Wait a second, is he faking it?
01:11:20But.
01:11:21Go on, go on, wait, wait, wait.
01:11:23Just a moment, take it easy.
01:11:24Come on, give it to me, give it to me, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:11:27You're going to the office now, huh?
01:11:28You're going to the office now, right?
01:11:30You're going to type now.
01:11:31Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it in the office, so you can go there calmly.
01:11:34I guarantee your physical safety, nothing will happen.
01:11:37It's okay, don't worry.
01:11:38Come on, now you're going to write, huh?
01:11:39So, were you happy?
01:11:40You read him the letter and he will write it down.
01:11:42Now it's like this, he writes about you, like this, here, it doesn't hurt you at all and leaves you to get dressed.
01:11:44Come on, get the machine ready, go on.
01:11:46Okay, come on.
01:11:47Look, look, look.
01:11:49That's just who he is.
01:11:51I'm fit for the ball, for you, and for your mother.
01:11:56May he rest in peace.
01:12:00Mestrada, that I stop playing in guas.
01:12:08Just a moment, just a moment, I hope you get paid a lot.
01:12:11Okay, okay, now I'm going to slow down a bit.
01:12:13Lens, because of the bus conductor and the horns they're going to put on your father.
01:12:32May he rest in peace.
01:12:35How peaceful, guard, guard, guard.
01:12:40A, that rose, cell.
01:12:44This gentleman is difficult to understand, but it was our fault for writing the letter in block letters.
01:12:49from a doctor.
01:12:49We redid it and waited for the next one.
01:12:52The session is the typewriter.
01:12:53You sit there, he writes over your shoulder.
01:12:56Do you think you're typing on a machine?
01:12:57Yes, now, now.
01:12:59It'll only take a second, please, we need to have some quality.
01:13:02If it doesn't do any harm or anything, sir.
01:13:03A lady collaborated a little while ago.
01:13:05I come with them every day.
01:13:07Clear.
01:13:07Because he's crazy, that is.
01:13:08Yes, but...
01:13:09No, no, don't worry, sir.
01:13:12Oh, this gentleman is very kind, he's going to write.
01:13:14Go on.
01:13:14No, man, nothing's wrong, how could we tell him, I don't know anything.
01:13:17Go on, son.
01:13:18I still loved a lot of people.
01:13:19No, don't worry, relax.
01:13:20I'm not doing anything to it, because it's a terrible machine.
01:13:22I don't know.
01:13:23If this gentleman is...
01:13:25If it is.
01:13:26Whatever he wanted.
01:13:27Whatever he wanted, there.
01:13:28Come on, son, come on, the typewriter is going to write.
01:13:31Come on.
01:13:34Come on.
01:13:36Come on, how beautiful, come here.
01:13:38Come.
01:13:40Look, José Pinto.
01:13:41Come on, but just a moment, son.
01:13:44The periods, the commas, everything.
01:13:45Does he write it too?
01:13:49Okay, come on, let's go, let's go.
01:13:50The gentleman is in a hurry too.
01:13:52Very kind.
01:13:53Dear Josefina.
01:13:55I'm fed up with you.
01:13:58And from your mother.
01:13:59May he rest in peace.
01:14:01He's already dead, man...
01:14:03I've heard that...
01:14:05No, wait, wait until the points come.
01:14:07If there are no points yet, keep writing.
01:14:09I am aware that...
01:14:11The bus conductor lets you touch his butt.
01:14:18Coma.
01:14:19And the horns of the...
01:14:23He's going to put it on your father.
01:14:25Coma.
01:14:27Huh?
01:14:28May he rest in peace.
01:14:29Question.
01:14:30Slut.
01:14:32Disgusting.
01:14:34Oh, what a letter.
01:14:35Sow.
01:14:35If he comes to the asylum on Tuesday, we'll make love.
01:14:42Fuck.
01:14:43Behind a palm tree.
01:14:45I'm shitting myself.
01:14:46Goodbye, slut.
01:14:49Yours always.
01:14:51Napoleon.
01:14:53Today is Napoleon.
01:14:54Today is Napoleon.
01:15:10And since we started the movie with a wedding, you remember, let's end it like all marriages end.
01:15:16With a clean sweep.
01:15:18What is it you want to know?
01:15:19What I want to know is to clarify things, that's the nicest way.
01:15:23But if it doesn't clarify anything, I'm not moving from here, I'm not leaving.
01:15:25But hey, why not, kid?
01:15:26That's it, why not?
01:15:26I'm going to sit here, that's all.
01:15:28But why not?
01:15:29Why am I not leaving, Miguel? You're a real pain, you're a real nuisance.
01:15:32I'm telling you to leave me alone.
01:15:33So you always have to be right about everything.
01:15:35Of course I have to be right.
01:15:36I want to know whose child that is.
01:15:38But how can the child be yours?
01:15:40I mean, this guy's going to give me a hard time this afternoon.
01:15:42So, whose child is it?
01:15:42I don't know whose child it is, I'll tell you now.
01:15:45Look, would you please do me a favor for just a moment, please, because this guy is going to take me all afternoon.
01:15:48horrible.
01:15:48Please stand up for a moment, man, please, because this guy is going to give it to you.
01:15:51I'm on a roll and I'm going to throw it in the water today.
01:15:54Poño!
01:15:55Oh, what a chest!
01:15:56That makes you look brave, doesn't it?
01:15:57How brave it makes you.
01:15:58Look, the whole problem is, you're a man, aren't you?
01:16:00A man, of course, and married, and irresponsible.
01:16:02You're a man, well, look at you.
01:16:04I'm just so tired of telling him, this guy is a total faggot.
01:16:07That's already a lot, ma'am.
01:16:08That's going to be a lot, you see.
01:16:10Show it to him, go on, show it to this man.
01:16:11Yes, that man is going to serve as a witness, go on, show it to him, look, it's so tiny.
01:16:14She'll have it like that, whatever you want, but you like it.
01:16:16Why would I like it? If I liked it, you wouldn't have so many doubts.
01:16:19Come on, come on, you know a lot, you don't like it, do you?
01:16:21No, I don't like it.
01:16:22So whose child is she having? Whose is it?
01:16:25Anyone but you, for example, that man himself.
01:16:27Man, of that man, man, whom we are governed by.
01:16:29Don't tell me you're with her too?
01:16:31Come on, come on, leave it alone, what a drag, man, for God's sake.
01:16:33Man.
01:16:34Come on, for God's sake.
01:16:39But no, don't put yourself in that position, woman.
01:16:41Come on, man.
01:16:42Don't put yourself in that position.
01:16:43But if that's not the plan, or anything, or anything, or anything, I'm not leaving here.
01:16:46But why would I put you in that position?
01:16:47Because no, because this man knows that you have been, he has been disrespecting me all afternoon.
01:16:51Not anymore, not anymore, nothing's happening.
01:16:53I don't know anything about what you want.
01:16:54You've arrived here just now and that's it, but find someone else because I don't want any trouble, okay?
01:16:57Please.
01:16:58Good afternoon.
01:16:59Please.
01:17:01Here, this couple who have come here are trying to tell me I don't know what.
01:17:03Let's see if they finish it, I don't know if it's marriage, or whatever.
01:17:06Well, look, this gentleman does know me.
01:17:09Do I know you?
01:17:09Of course you know me.
01:17:10Do I know you?
01:17:11Of course you know me.
01:17:12The lady is still here fishing, I say she knows you.
01:17:14Of course he knows me.
01:17:15What is the same in this car?
01:17:15Didn't you enjoy talking nonsense?
01:17:16I say no, you know me, officer, you know me.
01:17:19What about me?
01:17:19Yeah.
01:17:20Me, sir.
01:17:21Of course you know me.
01:17:23Listen, no, I don't know this lady. I'm just here fishing peacefully and they've arrived.
01:17:26all the ladies here.
01:17:28Listen, I don't know them at all.
01:17:29And she arrived saying things like, "This gentleman has a small one," and "I don't know what," and "I don't know how much."
01:17:32Listen.
01:17:33So, is everything when he's so gentlemanly?
01:17:34Of course I know him.
01:17:35But listen, but it's been...
01:17:37But look, you're going to the police station, right?
01:17:39Hey, listen, but...
01:17:40But I'm taking them to the police station now.
01:17:41But sir, I'm here fishing, and I've been here all day since two in the afternoon.
01:17:43fishing.
01:17:44But I don't know, I'm carrying it now, you need me.
01:17:47I don't need it at all, listen, if...
01:17:48But listen, this guy is nobody with...
01:17:49So what's the problem?
01:17:50What's the problem?
01:17:53Don't say you don't know, I've tried to tell you.
01:17:56Don't say you don't know.
01:17:57I don't know what he sees in me fishing here.
01:17:59And here, sir, what do I know?
01:18:00And a lady who's over there, I've been here for a while.
01:18:02And he's fishing on the snout.
01:18:04And he just arrived here.
01:18:05And I see this problem and they tell me, listen, this gentleman, I don't know what, has a small one, no
01:18:08I know what, he's not my husband.
01:18:09Listen, I want to intervene, you woke me up with kind words and I ask, what about you and me?
01:18:12What do you want me to tell you?
01:18:13That's what he told the guard there.
01:18:14But she said that I know you.
01:18:16What about me?
01:18:16What did she say?
01:18:23Well, from another day we were together, don't deny it!
01:18:26Listen, yes.
01:18:26Why is this your first time here?
01:18:28I.
01:18:29Is this your first time fishing here?
01:18:30If I come to the...
01:18:31No, often.
01:18:32Ah, well then, don't say you don't know me?
01:18:33Holy shit, this is it, this is really big.
01:18:35Hey, people, come here.
01:18:37Let's see if we can get this straight once and for all.
01:18:38Who am I, ma'am?
01:18:39Do you know anything about me?
01:18:40Something?
01:18:41But this is too big a mess.
01:18:42No, no, look, you tell the truth.
01:18:43No, sir, no, sir.
01:18:44No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:45He swears he didn't.
01:18:46I swear on all my children and on everyone, if I am here fishing.
01:18:48No, it's not going to fall, it's not going to fall.
01:18:49No, but this is...
01:18:50No, no, no, it's not going to fall.
01:18:51Hey, why might we arrive?
01:18:52If you haven't possessed that lady...
01:18:53I know denarii, I know who this lady is, says sir.
01:18:56If you want the mind like that.
01:18:57If you have owned it, I mean you have, and that's okay.
01:19:00No, sir.
01:19:00But otherwise, nowadays there are some means...
01:19:03But look, sir, you want me to...
01:19:05He's going to have to tell the truth.
01:19:06You love me, but this is an outrage.
01:19:08No, no, no, if nobody gets run over here, there's no problem.
01:19:11I'm sitting here, I just came over here because there are...
01:19:12Well, because it accompanies us and helps us understand.
01:19:15I'm coming to you with...
01:19:16But here I have to go, but why do I have to go?
01:19:19Well, no, being scared isn't a problem.
01:19:20But I'm not afraid of anything, but I don't know why I have to go.
01:19:22If this is an outrage, listen.
01:19:24If I'm sitting here peacefully, this half-document of the city and that's it...
01:19:26And all my papers, listen.
01:19:28I am a Renfe employee.
01:19:29I don't know anything.
01:19:30I have nothing to do with it.
01:19:31If not, then I don't understand.
01:19:32I don't understand it either.
01:19:33So what do you require of me?
01:19:34I know these ladies have arrived, but aren't you awake around here?
01:19:38It's as if someone has broken a plate on us.
01:19:39How alert?
01:19:39Listen, look, sir.
01:19:41This is going to go very far because, well, I'm incredibly nervous.
01:19:45Have you arrived here?
01:19:46We are estranged, but I am arguing with my wife.
01:19:48And this lady has arrived here, I'm not moving from here.
01:19:51He sat here, I sat here, I did, come on, I did nothing.
01:19:53I was there, I heard an argument.
01:19:55Nothing, this lady came here on purpose and sat down here.
01:19:57Because look, you have plenty of space.
01:19:58It came as if it was looking for me.
01:20:00Of course, man.
01:20:01Who am I going to look for?
01:20:02But who do I want her to look for?
01:20:03You want to intervene.
01:20:04Ma'am, to you, please, man.
01:20:07I don't know, did you see me fishing here a little while ago?
01:20:08Yes, I've seen him.
01:20:09Listen, but I didn't...
01:20:10And this lady...
01:20:11We greeted each other because we know each other.
01:20:12We know each other, but I'm not sure...
01:20:13Of course, I know him too; I've come here many afternoons and fished with him.
01:20:17And what happened to him?
01:20:18It's an unusual thing that I don't understand; these gentlemen have come from here.
01:20:20Do you know anything about this problem?
01:20:22Do you know these gentlemen or anything?
01:20:24No, I see him arguing from here, but no...
01:20:25But I'm sitting here.
01:20:27These gentlemen have arrived, these ones over there.
01:20:29And I know him too, from coming here to fish.
01:20:30But ma'am, I don't know him.
01:20:31But listen, ma'am, you don't know me, but I...
01:20:33Well, I do know you.
01:20:34Grab it, I'm leaving.
01:20:35I'm telling you, I don't know him.
01:20:36If I don't know him, I'm going to say that I know him.
01:20:38Maybe you're the one who knows her.
01:20:40Me, your husband?
01:20:41Yes, maybe.
01:20:41But I, but this is impossible.
01:20:43Why would she know her husband?
01:20:44Have they started?
01:20:44Well, I don't know, maybe I know her a little.
01:21:10That's it, we haven't filmed any more.
01:21:15And besides, I'm in a big hurry because I have to go now to film the fourth movie.
01:21:19What will it be called, everyone is, what do I know, what do I know.
01:21:22So Peláez is going to put the final titles on him.
01:21:24Thank you so much for coming and see you very soon.
01:21:51The ring you gave me, I showed it to my jailer.
01:21:57I've cancelled because of a little bit of water and a little bit of water.
01:22:08And that sound, the prisoners with their chains were plowing and scattering roses and more mess.
01:22:27Very good!
01:22:29Hey, okay, I've been entertained.
01:22:39Hey, okay, I've been entertained.
01:22:44I have found the soap into which a thousand fall
01:22:48I had it and a gift always came out of it
01:22:53That's what this sound is, the prisoners with their cashier
01:23:00I was swimming and rose and lily, flag, command
01:23:17I have found the soap into which a thousand fall
01:23:32And what this sound is, the prisoners with their cashier
01:23:44I was swimming and rose and lily, flag, command
01:23:49That's what this sound is, the prisoners with their cashier
01:23:53I was swimming and rose and lily, flag, command
01:23:58That's what sounds like prisons
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