00:00Hey! Look!
00:02The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:08Wow! Neat!
00:10Give me a break!
00:11I don't like this!
00:13Whoa! What's happening?
00:17Where are we?
00:20Look out!
00:24Fear not, Ranger!
00:29Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cavalier, and Acrobat!
00:45Who was that?
00:47That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:50I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:01The Dungeons & Dragons!
01:06La la, la la la la la la...
01:16The Dungeons & Dragons!
01:21The Sh manure, the Dungeons & Dragons!
01:22No
01:23The Dungeons & Dragons!
01:36What if?
01:39That the Dungeons & Dragons had three times first!
01:42Travar.
01:43What do you want of me, Cirrus?
01:45To know why. Tell me why, Travar.
01:50An... an accident. An oversight.
01:53Indeed. What a coincidence that on the very day of Starfall,
01:58the only one who can fulfill the prophecy and end my reign as queen escapes from your dungeon.
02:05You have until tonight to recapture him. The prophecy must not come true.
02:10You will not allow it to, will you, my king?
02:24Thanks, Uni.
02:27And thank you, Mr. Presto, for your magic. That electric razor thing, it's amazing. How did you...
02:36Hey, no big deal. What's your name again?
02:40I'm Kosar. And what was her name again?
02:43Diana.
02:47Where did you say you escaped from?
02:50From the city of Turad. The queen locked me in her dungeon ten years ago.
02:57Oh, it's great to be free. And to see people, too.
03:01You've been in prison for ten years?
03:04What'd you do, rob a bank?
03:05That's just it. I didn't do anything.
03:07It's what I could do tonight that scares the queen.
03:10You see, it's a long story.
03:13And a story you must tell, Kosar.
03:16Dungeon Master!
03:18Hey, it's okay. It's okay. He's on our side.
03:22Yeah. Dungeon Master knows everything.
03:25Hey, let's not go overboard.
03:26Thank you for the compliment. But the cavalier is right.
03:30I do not know everything, but I do know of a hundred thousand souls living in terror, hoping tonight they
03:38will be free.
03:39You know them, don't you, young man?
03:42The people of Turad. Their only hope for freedom is the chance that an old, old prophecy might come true
03:50tonight.
03:50What prophecy?
03:52A legend a thousand years old.
03:57And on the night of Starfall, the child of the Stargazer shall come from a faraway land to stand in
04:04the Temple of Light.
04:06The demon shall be banished, and the child shall journey home.
04:11What's all that supposed to mean, Dungeon Master?
04:14Ask the child of the Stargazer.
04:16Help the child do what must be done, and you will see the way home.
04:21The way home?
04:22Who is this child of the Stargazer?
04:25I am.
04:28I was born in a faraway land. My father was an astrologer. A stargazer.
04:34When I was eight years old, Queen Sirith found out and threw me in her dungeon.
04:39What a rotten deal!
04:41Well, let's get you back there and save that city.
04:44No, Sheila. You would all be in great danger.
04:47Hey! You're looking at guys who defeat Wicked Queens for breakfast!
04:51Relax! The situation's under control!
04:59Dungeon Master! Who are those guys?
05:04Now where'd he go?
05:09Stay here!
05:10No! It's me they're after!
05:17I hate this!
05:21Abracazam! I mean Alicadabra!
05:24Just give me something! Anything!
05:27Huh? Oh, I get it!
05:32Take that!
05:39Ah! Take that!
05:46Diana!
05:50Cosa, look out!
05:59Nice catch!
06:01Hey, you're pretty good!
06:03Me? Me? But you were magnificent!
06:06Nah.
06:07Hey, Kosar, don't let her kid you. Diana's made first place in the state gymnastic finals two years straight.
06:12Yeah, she's got enough gold medals to start her own bank for you to rob.
06:16Eric!
06:17Hey, you guys! Look!
06:20Yeah, one guess where they're heading. The city of Tehran.
06:24Soon they'll return with ten times their number.
06:27It's me thereafter, not you.
06:29Wait! Hank! Eric!
06:31Where are you going?
06:33Where do you think?
06:34Please, don't.
06:35Kosar, would you relax? It's simple!
06:38We get you to the city, you stand in that temple of light, you save your people, and we go
06:42home!
06:43Just like Dungeon Master said. Piece of cake!
06:46The Queen will probably thank us for getting rid of the demon for her! Piece of cake!
06:51No! Queen Sirith is the demon!
06:56Hold the cake.
07:01You fools! It is only ours until Starfall, and Kosar is still free!
07:06You have fear!
07:09You must be punished!
07:13Father, you've already risked your life letting Kosar escape.
07:17I know he'll get back inside the city, but it will be for nothing if he can't get inside the
07:22temple.
07:23We will open the temple, but not this way. Droga, you must wait.
07:28Our people have waited a thousand years for this night. You expect me to do nothing?
07:33Droga, no!
07:36The temple cannot be opened that way, my son.
07:40Sirith's magic seals it.
07:43But there is another way.
07:45So how much farther to that city, anyway?
07:49You think we'll make it in time?
07:51Kosar said it's somewhere beyond those hills.
07:54Maybe a couple hours or so.
07:56We'll make it.
07:58Hey, where is Kosar, anyway?
08:01Back there, with Diana, in love.
08:04And where's Uni?
08:05Back there, with Kosar, in love.
08:09Machines that fly carrying people inside?
08:13Phew!
08:14Diana, your world sounds very strange to me.
08:17Nah, it's normal. This is the weird place.
08:21Of course, it can be pretty wonderful, too, sometimes.
08:25Like now.
08:27Yeah!
08:30Oh, no!
08:31Ha ha ha ha!
08:33Ha ha ha ha!
08:35Ha ha ha!
08:39There!
08:40Here!
08:42Beauty!
08:43I, uh...
08:45Guess we better get going.
08:49Beauty!
08:51Eric!
08:52Eric!
08:52Where is she?
08:54Too bad, old buddy.
08:55Better get used to it.
08:57She's run off with another guy.
08:59She has not!
09:01Sorry, Short Stuff.
09:02It... it happens to the best of us.
09:04Who you calling Short Stuff?
09:07Hey, it's just a figure of speech.
09:09Well, just watch how you figure.
09:12Well, excuse me!
09:17Only hours until Starfall.
09:19After a thousand years of terror,
09:22do the fools think I can be defeated by a mortal?
09:26Kosar is out there, somewhere.
09:29I cannot risk waiting for him any longer.
09:32I must bring him here, now!
09:35Oh!
09:43Kosar, what's wrong?
09:45Do you ever get the feeling something's gonna happen?
09:49Something... I don't know.
09:51Ha ha ha!
09:52Don't worry, Kosar.
09:53You're with friends.
09:54And guess what?
09:56We have something in common.
09:58We do?
09:58Yeah!
09:59We're both from far away places.
10:02You from another land,
10:03and me from another world.
10:05That's right.
10:06And not only that,
10:07but your father was a stargazer,
10:10and my dad is a...
10:13What's that?
10:18May I offer a suggestion?
10:21Take cover!