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Superboy vs. Alien EP
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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:33sup how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:58let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:13so
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z it took the fbi five years
01:43fighting these alien terrorists but it only took you five months
01:47undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:51told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect
01:59i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:21sir your tux
02:24fuck
02:25i'm gonna be late for our date
02:27ivy's gonna be real mad
02:28and your flowers
02:32thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this
02:34help me get her a good apology present
02:36something fancy okay
02:39another gift
02:40but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:48whoa
02:49watch it
02:51hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
02:59wait
03:00your cat girl kimmy
03:02newly melted rank s superheroman
03:05i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint
03:10but i have a girlfriend already
03:11she's the only superhero for me
03:13oh
03:14good
03:14because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds
03:16you can run along to your girlfriend
03:18while i go save the president
03:19don't sweat it
03:20i i already took care of the alien
03:22wait
03:23took care of the alien
03:24you
03:26name zeno
03:29that's the next wave of enemies
03:30wait
03:30i should tell you
03:31there's only one way to kill them
03:33who do you think i am
03:34i'm cat girl
03:34bird's natural predator
03:35not those guys
03:36their feathered coats are made of a special metal
03:38it's impenetrable
03:39go for the inside of their beaks
03:41and how would you know
03:43what whatever
03:44who is he to tell me how to fight
03:52phew made it
03:54right on time
03:58why is there a party here
04:00ivy?
04:02hey anyone seen ivy?
04:05ivy i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary
04:08and
04:10i'm glad you made it zeno
04:11this is my breakup party
04:13because i'm dumping you
04:16breaking up?
04:17we just hit our two
04:18you missed the entire half of the school year
04:20i know
04:21you're bland
04:21and you blend in
04:22hang on
04:23i'm bland
04:24what
04:24you've been mixing sriracha
04:26with these in your drink or something
04:27but you're utterly foreforgettable now
04:30and that's embarrassing me
04:31seriously?
04:33simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention
04:36he doesn't even try
04:37guess he's a failure at that too
04:39excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk
04:41this is between me and my girlfriend
04:44stop pretending like you can even protect me
04:47or have anything to offer zeno
04:49and how would you know that?
04:51because i'm
04:51gonna be the new face of zenith league
04:55i was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world
04:59as for you
05:00class rankings came out already
05:02haven't you seen them?
05:04you missed so much of mercenary school
05:06you missed all the trials to get into the superhero league
05:09your lowest of the lows
05:10rank z
05:13and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above
05:15i can't be seen with you like this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league
05:25to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand
05:29would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so
05:35look closely
05:36i only score so low
05:38so that you
05:39ivy don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place
05:43i didn't ask you to do those things
05:45quit trying to guilt trip me
05:47i bet even if your parents were alive
05:49they ditched you for a more gifted son too
06:03i kill you just for fun
06:06but why waste time on a maggot like you
06:08i won't let you get away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers
06:17and that was when i promised to never let another child go through the same hell i did
06:22my parents died protecting this world
06:24don't sell their memories
06:26or what
06:28and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes
06:31otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:33whatever xenon
06:34you can stay at the bottom
06:36because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places
06:43hey what's up nerd
06:55you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a
07:00zenith league just accepted him
07:02he's my real hero
07:04oh my god his superhero name is the boulder
07:06how cool is that
07:08and you're just a powerless weakling
07:10born to be a loser
07:11ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today
07:14aww i'll massage them for you
07:16looks like i gained another power
07:18invisibility
07:18ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you
07:21cause guess what
07:22zenith league is starting an all-girl special team
07:25and ivy is going to be on it
07:26that's right
07:27it's led by the drop-dead gorgeous catgirl kimi
07:30and i'm the newest member
07:32oh i'm so excited
07:33why aren't you applauding
07:35you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend
07:40that's because i was the one who got you man
07:49that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness
07:51i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:55whoever he is i must find him
08:00you got me into zenith league
08:03oh it's almost cute
08:04his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league
08:08i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league
08:13yeah even i know zenith means top of the top
08:16what are those glasses for anyways
08:19keep your mediocrity away from me
08:21don't be an idiot xeno
08:23you don't even have powers
08:24i only got into zenith league
08:26all thanks to brad
08:28his dad is the headhunter
08:29i see how it is
08:31your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed
08:34and to think i was going to take you to the top with me
08:36not anymore
08:36i know you're sensitive
08:38and i broke your fragile little heart
08:39but let's face it
08:41there's no future with you
08:42that's because you're too busy plummeting to the ground
08:44too bad
08:45this glorified piece of rock
08:47isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:49when you realize that
08:50your upgrade
08:51is a downgrade
08:53i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good
09:14not petty fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it
09:25how did he
09:26oh he's so big and strong
09:28they don't call brad the boulder for nothing
09:31you fools are made for each other
09:33xeno
09:34even being invisible would do you more good than having no powers
09:38i'm sorry for you
09:40you can save the pity for yourself
09:41you know what this guy's ruined the whole party
09:43i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over there
09:46here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust xeno
09:48love is for fairy tales
09:50even i know that
09:53a loser
09:54so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh
09:56well joke's on her
10:02cause from where i stand
10:03i see a hero
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys
10:21thought you said you had them in the bag
10:23miss rank s
10:26i didn't
10:27a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:29guess you're not just some nerd
10:31you'd be an asset to zeneryth league
10:33how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite
10:38to my own superhero league
10:41it is
10:42tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:44your ex-girlfriend will be there too
10:46i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:48help you get back at her
10:50i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:52that's a little fast i have to think about it
10:55i live life on the edge
10:56bottoms up boo
10:59this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like
11:01i'll stay undercover for this
11:06first training day is like frat rush
11:09you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:10but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes
11:13if they're actually any good then they won't need my help
11:15oh you'll be surprised
11:16you go in there first i'm gonna change
11:18i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:28first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:32again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch
11:35and a bunch of villagers too
11:36maybe save some fun for me this time huh
11:38what the hell
11:40i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil together
11:45not torment civilians
11:50oh my gosh
11:52zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me
11:54personally delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick too
11:57and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:06butts up towel boy
12:11wait what
12:11good dodge kid
12:13maybe one day
12:14you can be like us
12:17now go wash my dirty laundry
12:18they think i'm just a towel boy
12:21this ought to be fun
12:22brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other day
12:25oh yeah you want to get whooped again
12:31this what you superheroes do all day
12:33getting off on measuring guns and stroking your eagles
12:38zeno what the hell are you doing here
12:40this is only for zenith league superheroes and recruits
12:43your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes
12:45oh and never underestimate pinky power
12:49who's this weak looking twig
12:51ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school came in dead last in class zero powers
12:55i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking me now that's so creepy
13:00ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:04or i may have to humble you
13:07you beat us
13:08dude did i hit you too hard on the head last time
13:11you fucking lost it
13:14you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention
13:17you're the one who's all bark and no bite
13:19this isn't a challenge for me
13:21because beating you guys would be like squashing ant
13:23that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook
13:26but i've got real combat experience
13:34so let me show you what makes me a real man
13:36or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers
13:45you're not even good enough to be the towel boy
13:47i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games
13:49come on loser
13:50you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me
13:52what you scared
13:53of course he's scared brad
13:54everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class
13:57you're gonna break his arm in less than a second
13:59you keep underestimating me ivy
14:01but you're gonna regret it
14:02her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier
14:05now put your arm up and if you don't
14:06trigger happy will show you a real good time
14:08games and powers
14:10that's all they care about
14:11instead of helping those in need
14:13i really should clean house
14:15go on arm up dipshit
14:18better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that
14:44you look scared
14:45i thought you were the bolder
14:47not very bold are you
14:49i told you your stance was all wrong
14:51nobody has ever beat brad before
14:54this
14:56this is impossible
14:57what kind of trickery did you pull on me
14:59spill it
15:00i'd never lose
15:02i won fair and square brad
15:04who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon
15:14i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this is no place for your circus
15:17act
15:18yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all the heroes at zenith league
15:23do you even know what this place is xenon
15:25this is the danger room
15:27the ultimate training arena for zenith league
15:30designed by cat girl kimmy
15:32herself
15:33this is the only rank s female fighter in the league
15:35nobody dares to mess with her
15:37well i didn't need those glasses anyways
15:38this whip is the very proof that i belong here
15:41yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:43zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall
15:46before you couldn't even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you
15:49stop talking down to me
15:50i'm a somebody now and you're a nobody
15:52what are you gonna do actually whip me
15:54i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me back now
15:56that's it
15:57i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:09he caught my whip
16:12and this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay
16:16you said you got this whip because cat girl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power
16:20squad
16:20yes and you better watch it
16:23you can fish in this and you mess with me
16:25that's messing
16:27with cat girl kimmy
16:30you're an idiot zeno and i thought you were at least book smart
16:33all of us here are rank a heroes
16:34we could pumple you to mush if we wanted to
16:36but now you're straight up tempting death
16:39cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that
16:42oh yes i heard she told me the whole thing
16:44you see kimiko was the one who invited me today
16:46are you kidding me
16:48cat girl kimiko is a rank s hero
16:50she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:52oof
16:53and they say only sticks and stones can hurt me
16:55actually nothing can
16:57it's time i take back everything i ever gave you
16:59and put you in your place ida
17:11so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:21what was that zeon you pay for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze
17:31you don't want to play with hellfire
17:37you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:46hey he's getting me trigger happy
17:48let's hit him all at once
17:54i want his head
17:56charge it
17:58no
18:20you just kissed him do you know who that is that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:28yep my new battle tactician
18:31and he's got better moves than everyone in this room
18:33combined
18:34he has zero rank
18:36he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy
18:39he beat your arm in under a second
18:42anyone else want to debate his qualifications
18:45you could have just shaken my hand
18:46where's the fun in that
18:49my office
18:50five minutes
18:53do you have something
18:55oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight
19:01there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:04someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:09how classified
19:10identity level
19:11real names
19:12home addresses
19:14every active hero in the league
19:15including mine
19:16you'll come as tech support
19:18stay in comms range and call the shots from the outside
19:22boomerang and i go in
19:23what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:30goes by vortex
19:31new
19:32nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact
19:37one touch
19:38gone
19:40everything
19:40one touch
19:42so he can only drain one person at a time
19:45yes
19:46then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once
19:49you keep him splitting his attention
19:52he can't drain what he can't catch
19:54see
19:55that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour
20:02try not to look too smart
20:04it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people
20:09if vortex gets those files
20:10every hero i trained is a walking target
20:16we're in
20:16server room's two floors down
20:18three heat signatures ahead of you
20:19vortex is the one hanging back
20:21he'll let his crew engage first
20:23he waits until you're distracted
20:24look at that
20:25he strategizes
20:38boomerang
20:39left
20:45now
20:50i can't feel it
20:51my power's
20:53gone
20:54stay down
20:55cat girl
20:56rank s
20:58i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left
21:02ankini
21:03don't let him back him into a corner
21:04he's counting on that
21:10who's in your ear
21:26interesting
21:27nothing to drain
21:28or is there something you're hiding
21:38this isn't over
21:40not even close
21:45he felt something
21:46that's a problem
21:49boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours
21:52the download was stopped
21:53mission's a win
21:54a win
21:55boomerang got drained
21:56nobody's ever taken her down before
21:58she'd be completely powerless right now if kimi hadn't split his attention
22:01he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit
22:04that's how you beat him
22:05he also grabbed our tactist outside the van
22:07tried to drain him
22:09nothing happened
22:10why
22:10rank z remember
22:11nothing to drain
22:14i want a full background sweep on this guy
22:16school records
22:17family history
22:17the works
22:18something doesn't add up
22:19i trust him
22:20that's enough
22:22you've known him for two days kimi
22:24he's got no rank
22:25no powers
22:26and vortex
22:27walked right up to his van
22:28like he knew exactly who he was looking for
22:30meeting's over
22:35xenon
22:35yeah
22:36you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people
22:40it's what i do
22:41and when his hand was on your wrist
22:43you didn't flinch
22:45you didn't panic
22:47you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:48xeno
22:50is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league
23:04i have a simple request
23:07commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:10publicly
23:11in the city square
23:12you have until dawn
23:13or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously
23:17every single one
23:21can he
23:22actually do that
23:23we don't know what his upper limit is
23:25does anyone here know who commander z is
23:32commander z has always operated independently
23:34his identity is classified even from us
23:37so what do we do
23:39we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:42some of us don't have anything to worry about
23:43rank z's got no power to drain right xenon
23:45right
23:46lucky you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently
24:11not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:30oh
24:31oh that's why
24:33okay
24:58I don't know.
25:05He's not waiting for Dawn. Everyone, full gear, now!
25:16Zeno, get me a plan.
25:19If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:26Everyone I've kept safe, my team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:32But if I don't...
25:34I can feel it! He's pulling! From here!
25:38Zeno, I need a plan, now!
25:42Commander Z, sir, you have to go now! If he completes the drain...
25:47I know, Alphonse.
26:02I know who Commander Z is.
26:22Don't move!
26:23Boom!
26:24Boom!
26:24You