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00:01Tonight, from across Australia and around the world, it's time to look back and unpack
00:07the week from the cheap seats with special guest, comedian Anissa Nandala.
00:12And now, here are your hosts, Melody Bracewell and Tim McDowell.
00:18Good evening, thank you for joining us in the cheap seats.
00:21In here, at home, it is so great to have you with us wherever you're watching as we wind
00:26back the week, and what a week.
00:27What a week.
00:28What a week.
00:28One minute.
00:29On their way, another group of ISIS brides leaves camp in Syria.
00:34The next.
00:35Let's start with water temperature.
00:37Should you go hot, cold or just right?
00:41Hot, cold or just right?
00:43You've answered your own question.
00:46But the big news today was the arrival of the so-called ISIS brides.
00:50So-called ISIS brides.
00:51So-called ISIS brides.
00:52So-called ISIS brides.
00:54So-called ISIS brides.
00:55So-called ISIS brides.
00:57So-called ISIS brides.
01:01Can we see that again?
01:02Yeah.
01:02I don't have much sympathy for them.
01:04They went overseas to fight in the pillow wars and they made their bed and they can choose
01:09to lie in that mattress topper.
01:11Not the most concerning arrival this week, mind you.
01:14More than 50 Shannon Knoll lookalikes have just landed in Townsville.
01:18I'm fine with the ISIS brides, but the Shannon Knoll lookalikes don't make them welcome.
01:24Let's head to politics now and kick off with the ongoing fallout from the federal budget.
01:29And Treasurer Jim Chalmers has been out and about.
01:31The Treasurer trying to sell his federal budget.
01:33His approval rating is so small it can only be seen that way.
01:39No, voters aren't happy about the proposed changes in the budget.
01:43The Treasurer in a hard hat, his budget under fire as his mates in the States demand lower tax rates.
01:49The remake of Hamilton just isn't quite hit as hard as the original, does it?
01:54We'll have more from Dr Seuss after the break.
01:56Meanwhile, a new poll released this week shows that if an election would be held today,
02:00one nation would become the opposition.
02:02That's why you're up and about this week, isn't it?
02:07This week we heard from Pauline Hanson, who launched a major policy.
02:11Pauline Hanson's shock gas plan.
02:14The surprising details inside One Nation's newest policy.
02:18Stop stealing our chicken salt.
02:21Yeah, two big stories.
02:23I reckon chicken salt is too spicy for Pauline Hanson, I think.
02:28Well, the price of condiments has soared since they closed the Strait of Hummus.
02:32Yeah.
02:36Can we hear more?
02:38The thief looks around and, confident the coast is clear,
02:41shows remarkable sleight of hand to slide the salt shaker into her pocket.
02:46Would you call that remarkable sleight of hand?
02:48Remarkable sleight of hand.
02:49She just took it from the table and put it in a...
02:53Remarkable sleight of hand.
02:54Remarkable.
02:55Well, it reminds me of the classic condiment heist movie,
02:58Ocean's Eleven Secret Herbs and Sponsies.
03:02Back to politics now.
03:04Let's check in with the opposition leader, Angus Taylor.
03:09Hang on.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13Come on, give a...
03:14Have another go.
03:15Have another go.
03:16Don't cut it off.
03:22Yeah, I'd stick to your day job.
03:27Unbelievable.
03:28Well, let's move on and hit overseas.
03:31An albino buffalo has gone viral for its uncanny resemblance to Donald Trump.
03:40OK, OK, now show us the buffalo.
03:42No, I think that is...
03:44Donald Trump or Luke McGregor?
03:45It's hard to tell.
03:48Well, let's head to the US.
03:50And US President Donald Trump, there's a lot on his mind at the moment,
03:52with talks with Iran to end the conflict in the Middle East.
03:55All eyes were on what the President had to say this weekend.
03:59You have a bear, a snake, an elephant and a horse.
04:04Name the horse.
04:08I think I know this one.
04:09I think it's Friday.
04:10I don't know.
04:11Apologies, that was a buffalo.
04:13Can we show the President?
04:14Can we show the President?
04:16But some good news for Trump fans this week.
04:19Gold casing, a flag stamped on the back.
04:22This long-awaited Trump mobile is finally here.
04:25This is amazing.
04:26The Trump mobile, the T1 Trump phone,
04:28it was launched last year with the Trump family touting
04:31the phone would be made in America.
04:34Of course.
04:36Now, one year later, they are now describing the phone
04:38as being made with American values in mind.
04:44I think the little Chinese kids are eating McDonald's
04:47while they're assembling the phone.
04:49Of course, it reminds us of that classic Bruce Springsteen song,
04:52Born in the Country with USA Values in Mind.
04:56And excitingly, Cheap Seat's exclusive.
04:58We have one of the first Trump mobile phones.
05:03That's incredible.
05:06Variety of screensavers.
05:08You can have snake, horse.
05:11No, the weather app is good on this.
05:14What's the forecast?
05:1550% chance of Stormy Daniels.
05:17Is that right?
05:18That's good.
05:19You're using the Trump phone.
05:20I'm still using the Biden mobile.
05:23So, still works a treat.
05:25That's good.
05:26That's good.
05:27Let's move on now.
05:30And the Iran war continues to cause chaos around the world.
05:34The Strait of Hormuz is still blocked.
05:36Let's head to Iran.
05:37The lessons are basic but symbolic.
05:39How to hold a Kalashnikov, how to load it,
05:42how to take it apart and put it back together.
05:46Iranian Naplan is very different over there.
05:49Can we see that again?
05:50You think that's hard?
05:51Try teaching Angus Taylor how to use a wheel gun.
05:53That is the real test.
05:55We saw some interesting footage from Iran during the week.
05:58This ceremony caught our eye.
05:59The pink of balloons and of missiles.
06:03110 couples enjoying a mass wedding ceremony in central Tehran.
06:09Married at first gunfight is coming soon to the Rhyme Network.
06:12This is incredible.
06:13Can we see the happy couple at the end?
06:15Lovely moment when the bride and groom cut the uranium cake.
06:18That was a nice...
06:20And the war rages on and petrol prices are still high.
06:23This crime caught our eye this week.
06:25A man attempting to steal diesel from a parked ute.
06:28What are you doing, mate?
06:30What are you doing?
06:31You're dropping all me flamin' diesel.
06:32What are you flamin' doing, bro?
06:34What a flamin' flog.
06:36But he left something behind.
06:38I got myself a flamin' free pump.
06:41Let's flamin' go.
06:43It's amazing.
06:44I didn't know Alf Stewart had a son.
06:46But there he is.
06:47There he is there.
06:48Let's flamin' go.
06:49To Japan now.
06:51And speaking of flaming...
06:52A 1,200-year-old Japanese temple, home to an eternal flame, has been destroyed by fire.
06:57Unfortunately, they didn't have eternal smoke detectors, so that's a shame.
07:01These temple tobacco wars are getting out of hand.
07:03Unbelievable.
07:04Let's hear more.
07:05The flame is believed to have been burning since 806 AD.
07:09OK.
07:10Emergency response times are slow.
07:12I will say that.
07:15Let's stay overseas.
07:16Let's go to the UK now.
07:17Please.
07:17A seagull has left a souvenir on the back of King Charles' suit jacket.
07:22No, that's actually been there since 806 AD.
07:25No, I'm pretty sure that seagull is the worst thing to happen to the royals this week.
07:30The moment a radio station mistakenly announces that the king had died.
07:38This is Radio Caroline.
07:40We have suspended our normal programs until further notice, as a mark of respect following
07:45the passing of His Majesty King Charles III.
07:48They still went ahead with the secret sounds.
07:52Which turned out to be Harry laughing, so...
07:55That's just good news.
07:56Well, where was the queen in all of this?
07:58Speaking of head, how about the head on this pint of Guinness, Queen Camillapool?
08:01I don't think it's supposed to say speaking of head and then move on to the queen.
08:07Let's stay in the UK.
08:08This is BBC News.
08:09Good to have you with us.
08:10We're going to take you straight live now to the annual cheese rolling races.
08:14Yes, it's that time of year again.
08:17Yes, of course.
08:17The annual Gloucester cheese rolling race.
08:20Let's head to the hill.
08:21And it's the last chance of cheese today.
08:24They tumble down the hill over and over and over.
08:28Those first to the bottom will replace to the top.
08:31Where's our friend in the leopard print collar?
08:35There's Borat.
08:37It's just good to see these athletes.
08:40Can we see that man again?
08:42That looks like a buffalo who looks like Donald Trump.
08:45Unbelievable.
08:46No, it's not just all fun and games.
08:48There is one story often told of a poor chap called Billy
08:52who was hit by a cheese as he walked up to watch one of the races and killed.
08:59He was lactose intolerant.
09:02Well, the BBC reflected on the incident.
09:05Here lies Billy, if you please.
09:08Hit in the stomach with a cheese.
09:13It's alright.
09:14Apparently, they did some digging.
09:15There is no such person as Billy.
09:18Because he's dead now.
09:19No, no, no, no, no.
09:20It was an urban legend.
09:21He never really lived.
09:23That said, though, Radio Caroline went off the air for three weeks.
09:27Well, ABC News Breakfast got into the spirit of this cheese rolling competition.
09:31We want to hear from you.
09:32What's your favourite cheese?
09:33What would you throw yourself down a hill for?
09:34Send us an email.
09:36What would you throw yourself down a hill for?
09:38What would you throw yourself down a hill for?
09:40With the ABC and their demographic, they would want to be soft cheeses.
09:44Well, what did the viewers write in?
09:46Angela loves all cheeses, but says Gorgonzola style blue is probably her absolute favourite.
09:51Look, keep those comments coming in with all your favourite cheeses.
09:55Have you got a favourite cheese?
09:57Yeah.
09:58We'll reveal the answer on the other side of this.
10:01We're back with more on the cheap seats.
10:16Welcome back to the cheap seats.
10:19Now, before we went to the break, we teased what is Melanie Bracewell's favourite cheese?
10:25And the answer is...
10:26Well, Tim, it would have to be goat cheese.
10:29I believe it's the greatest of all time.
10:33Yes, it took me four minutes to think of that joke.
10:36That's fine.
10:37Let's go back into the news now.
10:39What's the big story on A Current Affair?
10:41Hello, I'm Deb Knight.
10:42Welcome to A Current Affair.
10:44Don't be dumb.
10:48Okie dokie.
10:49Anything else, Deb?
10:50And that's our programme.
10:51Thank you, Deb.
10:52Thanks so much, Deb.
10:54There we go.
10:54Well, meanwhile on seven...
10:56We ask the questions to get you the answers you need.
11:00Those all-important questions.
11:02What's the strangest thing you've found in your beard?
11:05These are the questions.
11:06These are the questions.
11:08Some stolen chicken salt.
11:09And MH370, apparently.
11:12The answers are strange.
11:15Let's go to Victoria now, where this caused concern...
11:18An airport emergency.
11:20Avalon Terminal evacuated.
11:21After a bomb scare, hundreds of passengers stranded.
11:25Police were taking no chances.
11:27Sending in the bomb robot.
11:29There it is there.
11:32I'm not sure that's quite the right road line.
11:35This was huge.
11:36They found the suspicious items.
11:37What were they?
11:38It was a laser hair removal, electronic laser hair removal, and a hot chocolate container.
11:46The passenger was charged with attempted manscaping.
11:51So, a laser hair removal device and a hot chocolate.
11:55Can we get a closer look?
11:56The passenger showed us the cardboard box with the hot chocolate inside, but didn't want
12:01to show us the laser hair removal device.
12:03What?
12:04Can we at least see the results?
12:06Yeah.
12:08In the market.
12:10So, disruptive passengers were understanding of the situation.
12:14They found a bomb in there.
12:16I'd rather be sitting here than be up on an aircraft.
12:19It was a laser hair removal device.
12:22Oh, you're joking.
12:26So, what was the issue?
12:27Yes.
12:27What caused the confusion?
12:29The hot chocolate container and the hair removal device were in the same bag.
12:32It's believed they were either placed next to or on top of each other.
12:36And that combination of electronic components next to tightly packed powder is what raised
12:41the suspicion of the person manning the x-ray machine.
12:44Okay.
12:44I have more questions about this suitcase, though.
12:48I think the bigger issue is the loose toothbrush just lying in there.
12:53What trip are you packing for?
12:55You've got one set of clothes and 12 litres of moisturiser, hair removal device, and hot chocolate.
13:02What a weekend.
13:03These are all good points.
13:04Hey, speaking of travel...
13:06Well, this is very exciting.
13:08It's time now for...
13:14Ross the Ditch!
13:16For the first time this year.
13:17Pack your hot chocolate, pack your laser hair removal devices.
13:20I just got back from New Zealand, Tim, and it was overflowing with news.
13:24Really?
13:25So, now it's time to bring all the important headlines to you.
13:28It's feared this year's Bluff Oyster Festival could be the last.
13:35It's tough, okay?
13:36Are you okay?
13:37Yes.
13:37It's been really tough in New Zealand.
13:39They think that maybe there won't be another Bluff Oyster Festival.
13:41And what's the issue?
13:43The event isn't attracting as many visitors from outside Sarkaland as it did in its heyday.
13:47There were also concerns there might be a shortage of the delicacy itself.
13:51Okay, so there's no people and no oysters.
13:53That does make it tricky, but I do want to give you a little inside glimpse to the Oyster Festival.
14:00The festival's had a rough go of it in recent years, cancelled twice due to the pandemic, then...
14:09The building collapsed?
14:12That's God's way of saying he does not want this Oyster Festival to go ahead.
14:16I've still got my fingers crossed.
14:18But speaking of food...
14:20Yes.
14:20This is really just a segue to get into another big story of the week.
14:24I came across a video from the Baker's Delight team on TikTok this week.
14:31And I wanted to share it.
14:32So today we are interviewing our team to see who is the most famous person they've served.
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:37Interesting.
14:38Who did they meet?
14:39Julia Morris, host of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
14:42She is lovely in person.
14:44Probably Max Gorn.
14:45Oh, that's a good one.
14:46Simon Goodwin, the old Melbourne football coach.
14:49Oh, you'd be pretty happy about that one.
14:50Yep.
14:51Huge fangirl moment.
14:53Everyone's so excited to meet these celebrities at their local Baker's Delight.
14:58Surely there's one more celebrity on the list.
15:00All right, Ingrid, who's the most famous person you've served at the bakery?
15:03Oh, I think probably the guy that hosts the Chief Seats.
15:08Oh, no.
15:16So all the others they know by name, but I'm just the guy that hosts the Chief Seats?
15:21Yeah, and she's a huge fan.
15:23Probably the guy that hosts the Chief Seats.
15:26I think it's the same.
15:28Tim McDonald?
15:29Yeah, yeah, that one.
15:30What?
15:30Yeah.
15:32Yeah, that one.
15:34So just hang on, hang on, hang on.
15:35So just to recap, all the other celebrities got, she's lovely in person, huge fangirl moment,
15:39and I got, yep, that one.
15:42What?
15:43Ingrid?
15:44What?
15:44Well, there's one way we can work out what Ingrid thinks of you, Tim,
15:49because excitingly, we've managed to track her down.
15:52And she's here tonight.
15:54Please give a warm oven-baked welcome to Ingrid from Baker's Delight.
16:09You've already met Tim, but how does it feel to meet a real celebrity?
16:12All right, all right.
16:14Hello, Ingrid.
16:15Hello.
16:16Thanks for joining us.
16:19We must know, this is very exciting, this is the big scoop of the show this week.
16:25Tim came in to Baker's Delight, he met you, what was he like as a customer?
16:30Well, it was a bit of an interesting experience, if I'm going to be honest.
16:34What?
16:34Yeah?
16:35Well, I didn't actually, I wasn't actually sure if it was you.
16:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:41Let's just say, he looks...
16:42It's hard to distinguish Tim in amongst plain white bread.
16:45You know what I mean?
16:49Well, I mean, he looks a little bit different in the wild, you know?
16:56I'm not a buffalo.
16:59Right, OK.
17:02I assume I...
17:03I mean, all the other celebrities were lovely in person.
17:06Was I lovely in person?
17:07Well, so I thought it was...
17:11So I thought it was you, so I said,
17:14are you on the cheap seats?
17:15And then you said, well, does it look like I'm on the cheap seats?
17:18And I said, oh, my God!
17:22Did I?
17:23Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:24She's made it more polite.
17:25It was more like, what do you think, bitch?
17:26But, like...
17:28Really?
17:29That sounds like Tim.
17:31No, it doesn't.
17:32We're probably getting his IMDB up, going up.
17:34Been done some other stuff, too.
17:35Would you stop talking?
17:35Anyway.
17:37I apologise.
17:37I'm sure I didn't mean it like that in English.
17:40I'm sure I meant it in a flan.
17:41Do you remember what Tim bought from Bakersfield?
17:44What happened next?
17:44Sorry, I've actually served him a few times.
17:46Oh, what?
17:47But I think your favourite's got to be the cheese and tomato rolls.
17:51That's true.
17:51That's true.
17:52But they're actually quite popular amongst our primary school children.
17:54Oh, OK.
18:01And then, we all know you get the cheese and tomato rolls,
18:04but she's got to cut the crusts off, so it's typical.
18:07If you keep this up, I'll be going to Brumby's in a minute, so...
18:09Oh!
18:11But I'm sure we've had...
18:13Now you look familiar.
18:15We've had...
18:17Sure.
18:17I'm sure we've had some good, pleasant interactions and...
18:20Well, OK, so I asked if there was anything else you wanted
18:23and then you said, well, I work at Channel 10,
18:26so that's all my salary can afford, so...
18:29That's good.
18:29See, that's good.
18:30That's good.
18:31Now we're back on track.
18:34Who would you like to have met?
18:35Who's your dream celebrity to meet at Baker's Delight?
18:39Well, my family and I, we're really into, like, Formula 1,
18:42so maybe, like, Oscar Piastri.
18:44Yeah, exactly.
18:45I love Formula 1, too.
18:46Yeah?
18:46OK, yeah.
18:47Great.
18:47There you go.
18:49You obviously haven't heard his podcast, have you?
18:52LAUGHTER
18:54We're connecting here.
18:55Exactly.
18:56We are connecting, exactly.
18:59I just want some more cheese and tomato rolls.
19:02LAUGHTER
19:03Actually, now that we're talking about cheese and tomato rolls,
19:05I've got a little bit of a surprise.
19:07Oh, really?
19:08Oh, my gosh.
19:08A restraining order?
19:09I've brought some!
19:10Yay!
19:11Cheese and tomato rolls!
19:13Thank you, Ingrid.
19:15You've got me here.
19:17Oh, my gosh.
19:18I don't...
19:18I don't...
19:20Not for the first time, I don't have my wallet on me, so...
19:23Thank you so much, Liz.
19:24Oh, my gosh!
19:25What else have we got in here?
19:26Oh, my gosh!
19:26An inspirational quote,
19:27the bisque is hit to crumb.
19:29There we go!
19:30Exactly.
19:30What else have we got?
19:31We've got some...
19:31What have we got?
19:32We've got...
19:32This is just a loaf of our high fibre.
19:34It's, like, the most popular product.
19:35High fibre?
19:36That's good.
19:37King Charles could use a bit of that at the moment.
19:40That's fantastic.
19:41And what have we got?
19:42This has gone from roast to product integration.
19:45This is our vanilla slice scroll, cinnamon scroll.
19:49We've got bearing white chocolate's gone.
19:51This is the best scone.
19:52Yeah, right.
19:53Vanilla slice...
19:53And then the fun buns.
19:54The fun buns?
19:55Yeah, yeah, we've got one fun bun.
19:57One fun bun.
19:59It's still fun.
20:00We haven't met too much sugar before 5pm.
20:02Of course, fun buns was another one of my nicknames
20:04at primary school.
20:05There we go.
20:07Ingrid, thank you so much for joining us.
20:08We really appreciate it.
20:09Thanks for clearing the air.
20:10And hopefully one day at Baker's Delight
20:12you get to meet an actual proper celebrity.
20:14Ladies and gentlemen...
20:15All right, all right, man.
20:16All right.
20:16Sorry, man.
20:17Ladies and gentlemen,
20:17would you please thank Ingrid from Baker's Delight?
20:32Welcome back to the TV.
20:34These are good.
20:35It's time to talk for things showbiz.
20:36Would you please welcome our very own
20:37Cauldron Correspondent, Mel Tresina?
20:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:45Yeah, I would.
20:46Is that OK?
20:46Can I?
20:47Yeah?
20:47Guys, talk amongst yourselves.
20:50Now, Mel, you're not just here to eat my bread.
20:54Sorry, that's...
20:55You know, all of a sudden,
20:57don't think I want to eat...
20:57No, no, no.
20:59You're not just here to eat bread,
21:00you have some very exciting news.
21:02I do, yes.
21:02We are officially on the lookout
21:05for the next group of Big Brother housemates.
21:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:10What is that?
21:12Who's going to apply?
21:14LAUGHTER
21:17The crowd go wild.
21:18I know, a lot of interest.
21:19There are some ISIS brides
21:20who are looking for a place to stay.
21:22That's good.
21:23I can't wait to see that.
21:24So, what else can you tell us?
21:26Um, it's going to be a...
21:28The house is going to be a new build.
21:29Really?
21:30Yeah, so that Big Brother can negative gear it.
21:32LAUGHTER
21:34How do people apply?
21:35Head to 10.com.au forward slash casting.
21:38Exactly.
21:39And this is where you can apply
21:40to be a Big Brother housemate.
21:41Yeah, nice to see.
21:42Or one of the dogs on Dogs Behaving Very Badly.
21:44So, either way.
21:45So much happening in the world of showbiz.
21:47Yes.
21:47Where do we start?
21:47Enough about me
21:48and enough about you
21:49and your baker's delight adventures.
21:51We need to talk about Melanie Bracewell
21:54and her appearance on Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee.
21:57Oh, yeah.
22:00Over on the ABC.
22:01Can I just say, Mel,
22:02you seemed very nervous on this show.
22:05So, what's the strategy tonight?
22:06Oh, just play really calm, Guy.
22:09I'm sure I won't let that take over anymore.
22:14Sometimes I can let my competitive instinct take over
22:17and I thought, you know what?
22:19I want to be the hero of this show
22:21and I just...
22:22I'll set that aside.
22:24That was a great performance
22:25because look what happened to your demure persona
22:27when you won the episode.
22:28The winner of tonight's show,
22:29it's Mel Bracewell!
22:51You holding up that check reminds me
22:53of when I used to play Keepings Off
22:54and I could never reach.
22:56That's not a check,
22:57it's a ticket to a Shannon Olin person
22:58at a flight.
23:00You're going to be seat 1A.
23:01Well done, Mel.
23:02That's great.
23:02Yeah, well done.
23:03So, you made it to the next episode
23:04and I've got to say,
23:05you're getting cocky.
23:06I think I can crush all of them.
23:08Oh, wow.
23:10Yes.
23:11Helen emotionally
23:12because she sees...
23:15That's brave coming from someone
23:17wearing triple denim.
23:19It's nice of you to take time off
23:21from being a golf caddy
23:22to appear on...
23:25Was it Spelling Bee or on the buses?
23:28What show are you on there?
23:30I could just finally...
23:31That guy could be myself.
23:34All right, like many Aussies this weekend,
23:36I spent it on the couch
23:38singing along and crying
23:39to Kylie Minogue's
23:41three-part Netflix documentary series.
23:44Now, we got to meet a lot of important people
23:46from her life and career
23:47like Pete Waterman.
23:48He's a legendary English music producer
23:50and songwriter who helped launch
23:52Kylie's music career.
23:53He tells of the first time they met.
23:55I got a call
23:56telling me there was a small antipodean
23:58in the reception
23:59expecting to make a record.
24:01Didn't even know what an antipodean was.
24:04Mel, spell antipodean.
24:07Well, I was on the autocue,
24:08so A-N-T-R-C-O-D-E-A-N.
24:11OK.
24:12Yeah, she did it!
24:13Congratulations!
24:14Yes!
24:23Can I just have a look at that check,
24:24by the way?
24:25What is the dollar value amount?
24:27$1.99.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:29Yeah, 10 or 10.
24:30I'd cash that pretty quickly.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33So, the doco gave us, like,
24:35this intimate look behind Kylie's life
24:36and all the struggles that she's faced
24:38as well as her romantic dating history,
24:41like when she left Jason Donovan
24:43for lead singer of InXS, Michael Hutchence.
24:46You know, I guess I was frightened.
24:48For some reason,
24:49I was going to lose her, you know.
24:52But, um...
24:53Yeah.
24:56Yeah.
24:57LAUGHTER
24:57LAUGHTER
25:02OK, now we're on to another...
25:03Another thing.
25:05Oh, wow.
25:06I actually love InXS's song,
25:08Always Tear Us Apart.
25:11Bum, bum, bum, bum.
25:12LAUGHTER
25:14Political gear, props, mime.
25:16And guitar.
25:17Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
25:19We even got to see Nick Cave,
25:21Australia's bad boy of rock and roll,
25:23and here's what he said about collaborating with Kylie.
25:25I've never experienced anything
25:27by Kylie Minogue's...
25:31..audience.
25:32They...
25:32They, uh...
25:33They were terrifying.
25:35LAUGHTER
25:35Just these sort of monstrous,
25:38awful teenage girls.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:42I think Tim said the same thing
25:44when he was served by Ingrid at Baker's Delight.
25:46LAUGHTER
25:47No, I didn't.
25:48Ingrid's awesome.
25:49Thank you, Baker's Delight.
25:50My Renault Rules continues on seven,
25:52and perhaps Harry's doctor, Chris Brown,
25:54should stick to veterinary sciences
25:56instead of dipping his toes into design jargon.
25:59Nathan and Julia, your insides are complete.
26:03Yeah!
26:04LAUGHTER
26:06Now, for this, right now,
26:08we did have to go through the back door.
26:11LAUGHTER
26:12Are they renovating or getting an enema?
26:15Yes.
26:15It's very confusing, very confusing.
26:17Now, I am once again loving how the judges
26:19eloquently critique the design choices of the contestants.
26:23This line across the middle of the wall
26:27actually hurts my eyes.
26:29LAUGHTER
26:31If she thinks that hurts her eyes,
26:33she should try watching my Renault Rules, I think.
26:36LAUGHTER
26:37Still nice to get our first glimpse of the Big Brother house.
26:40Mmm!
26:41Yeah.
26:41You can apply to be a housemate
26:43at the 10 casting website.
26:46No.
26:47What?
26:4810.com.au.
26:49Forward Thrash casting.
26:51Thanks, Tim.
26:51He's coming for my job.
26:53Yeah, because it's so safe.
26:56LAUGHTER
26:58LAUGHTER
26:59LAUGHTER
27:00All right, moving on.
27:02My role as cultural correspondent,
27:03it leads me to the deepest, darkest corners of Netflix.
27:07And I've stumbled upon a new dating show
27:09called Age of Attraction.
27:11So it's where multi-generational singles come together
27:14to connect and find their potential life partner.
27:17The catch is they can only reveal their age
27:21once they promise to commit to each other.
27:24Really?
27:24Yeah.
27:25This feels illegal.
27:26LAUGHTER
27:27I felt dirty watching it.
27:30Some contestants are very open-minded
27:32about the age gap in their relationships,
27:34but still keep their standards, like Tristan.
27:37I'm not gonna lie, I like the mom part.
27:38You do? Do you have mommy issues?
27:40My mom is only 19 years older than me,
27:42so when I date women that are getting up there,
27:46this is gonna sound horrible,
27:47but, like, if you're not as hot as my mom,
27:49I'm not gonna marry you.
27:52LAUGHTER
27:54LAUGHTER
27:54What part do you think sounded horrible to him?
27:57LAUGHTER
27:58It all sounds horrible to us.
27:59This is insane.
28:00You don't have a perfect ass that don't quit,
28:03like my mama.
28:06Don't bother.
28:08So my favourite part is when a couple does commit to each other
28:11in a ring ceremony,
28:12and then they finally get to reveal their age,
28:15like 38-year-old Andrew finding out Libby is...
28:19I am...
28:2222.
28:24LAUGHTER
28:27LAUGHTER
28:30LAUGHTER
28:30LAUGHTER
28:34He's trying to figure out which states that's illegal in.
28:36LAUGHTER
28:38So some couples don't struggle with the age caps
28:40nearly half as much as they struggle with the maths
28:43that it requires.
28:44I think it's, like, 30, 40, 50...
28:47No!
28:4840...
28:5050...
28:5060...
28:50Yeah, 33.
28:51He's 33 years older than me.
28:55LAUGHTER
28:57And only five years until you can access his super.
29:00LAUGHTER
29:02This is where I reveal...
29:03I'm actually 75.
29:06LAUGHTER
29:08LAUGHTER
29:08Surprised.
29:09And on that note, that's my week in arts and entertainment.
29:12So would you please thank Mel Cicilla!
29:19APPLAUSE
29:19LAUGHTER
29:24APPLAUSE
29:25LAUGHTER
29:25I'm not shooting the tape scene.
29:27And it's Sandra on it, too.
29:29And Nisa Nandela!
29:30And Nisa Nandela!
29:31Nisa Nandela!
29:32Yeah!
29:33I just thought I'd pop by.
29:34Woo-hoo!
29:35LAUGHTER
29:36I haven't shoot in three weeks.
29:38I believe it was something like...
29:40Honk, honk.
29:41LAUGHTER
29:42We are so excited to welcome Nisa Nandela!
29:45CHEERING
29:47APPLAUSE
29:48Thank you so much for coming on.
29:50Thank you so much for having me.
29:52I've actually bought something from Baker's Delight as well.
29:54Oh, have you really brought it?
29:56Yes, sitting on these two big black buns.
29:58Oh, my God!
29:59LAUGHTER
30:02LAUGHTER
30:02That is...
30:03That is good to know.
30:04All right, get them out.
30:05LAUGHTER
30:05No, no, no, no.
30:06No, no, no.
30:07No, no, no.
30:09Nisa, it is lovely to have you here.
30:11We've got so much to chat to you about.
30:12For those who don't know your story, you grew up in Uganda?
30:16Yes, I did, but I was there when I was young,
30:18so I only remember particular memories.
30:20Yeah, right.
30:21What do you remember?
30:22What are some of those particular memories?
30:24Well, the one that sticks out is electricity
30:26would always just randomly turn off,
30:28so we'd fill the house...
30:29LAUGHTER
30:29It's similar in New Zealand.
30:32LAUGHTER
30:32Yes, fellow third-world countries.
30:34LAUGHTER
30:35LAUGHTER
30:38So, yeah, we'd fill the house with candles,
30:40and in my head, candles meant being poor.
30:43So now, whenever my boyfriend's trying to be sexy
30:45by lighting candles, I'm like,
30:48you're threatening me?
30:49LAUGHTER
30:51New Zealand?
30:52Yeah, we're just hoping to get electricity sometimes.
30:54One day.
30:54One day.
30:56You moved to Australia when you were eight.
30:58Yes.
30:58Which is incredible.
30:59What are your memories of that?
31:01I remember being in school and...
31:03It was like you were just remembering it then.
31:05LAUGHTER
31:07I remember, like, just so many white kids in school.
31:12LAUGHTER
31:12Because in Uganda, we had one white kid
31:15who we bullied brutally.
31:17LAUGHTER
31:18We're very sorry to that Filipino.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22I didn't know.
31:24But what did you know about Australia before you came here?
31:28Like, what did you know about the country?
31:30And the people?
31:31Did you know anything?
31:32No!
31:33To prepare, coming to Australia,
31:36I watched Sex and the City,
31:38a high school musical,
31:40and then moved to Rockhampton quickly.
31:42LAUGHTER
31:43Very similar.
31:44Very similar.
31:45Yeah, yeah.
31:46Well, we're loving you on our screens at the moment.
31:48You're currently crushing it
31:49on the latest season of Taskmaster.
31:51LAUGHTER
31:52Exactly.
31:53APPLAUSE
31:56How have you found that experience?
31:58It was a lot of fun.
31:59And I found myself asking,
32:01are they really allowed to do this?
32:03And also, are they really going to let this air?
32:05Like, so many crazy, bizarre things.
32:07It was a lot of fun.
32:08What was the moment where you were like,
32:10how can they air this?
32:12How...
32:12Well, I was dressed as Black Jesus...
32:15LAUGHTER
32:16..dunking a basketball,
32:18and I'm like,
32:18are you really going to let me do this?
32:20LAUGHTER
32:20That part didn't make it.
32:22LAUGHTER
32:23I was going to say,
32:24let's take a look.
32:26We do have this clip
32:28of you in action on Taskmaster.
32:30Choose up to two items,
32:32then travel the furthest on them.
32:34Furthest journey wins.
32:35You have 15 minutes.
32:37No-one's going to use the bread.
32:38Who's using bread?
32:40Exactly.
32:41Exactly.
32:42Who would pick the bread?
32:43I'm riding the beget.
32:44Me and my beget.
32:45Beget.
32:46Why are you breaking on me?
32:47I didn't think this through a beget.
32:50LAUGHTER
32:51That's an interesting way of saying,
32:54firstly, a beget,
32:55but that appears to be a sourdough loaf.
32:57LAUGHTER
32:58That's not even a beget.
33:00That's not a beget?
33:01That is what you would describe as sourdough.
33:04LAUGHTER
33:06That's pretty good.
33:07That's pretty good.
33:08We're also loving you in the new sketch series,
33:11Ursula, on the ABC, of course,
33:13with the fabulous Ursula Carson,
33:14one of our favourites here.
33:16And it's an amazing...
33:17What are you doing here?
33:18What, um...
33:20Is that one of the sketches,
33:22or is that just...
33:23Freestyling.
33:25And as I was doing it, I was like,
33:26do not make eye contact.
33:29As you squat.
33:29Well, it does seem like a very difficult show
33:32to be a part of.
33:33Yeah.
33:33Because we've got just a bunch of comedians
33:35essentially trying to make each other laugh.
33:37Yes.
33:38This was one of my favourite
33:39sort of behind-the-scenes bloopers.
33:41I'm Tiffany.
33:42Call me now for just $7.99 a minute.
33:46LAUGHTER
33:47I'm looking for a stallion
33:49and a ride all night long.
33:52LAUGHTER
33:53And for extra dollars...
33:57LAUGHTER
33:59LAUGHTER
34:00LAUGHTER
34:02This is an amazing sketch
34:03where you had all of these
34:05phone sex workers
34:06and then Ursula was the
34:09very cheap South African person to call.
34:12What was that experience like
34:14working with her
34:15and doing that show?
34:16She was so funny.
34:18Like, in that scene,
34:20my eyes were so wet.
34:22LAUGHTER
34:22Not the right place for the scene.
34:25LAUGHTER
34:26But I couldn't...
34:26Yeah.
34:27LAUGHTER
34:28I'm so sorry.
34:29No, no, no.
34:30Please don't.
34:30Please don't.
34:31We love having you on.
34:32But it was great.
34:33So I...
34:33They had me doing an American accent.
34:35Initially, they had me doing French.
34:36And I did my French accent
34:38and they pulled that.
34:39They're like, yeah, let's...
34:40Can we please...
34:41I mean, you can't say bigot,
34:43clearly.
34:44LAUGHTER
34:46LAUGHTER
34:47That was probably one of the biggest things.
34:49OK, I remember the script.
34:50OK.
34:51Hello, monsieur.
34:52LAUGHTER
34:58And what part of Morocco is that accent?
35:01LAUGHTER
35:03I loved not even...
35:05Bonjour.
35:06You were...
35:06Hello, monsieur.
35:08LAUGHTER
35:10LAUGHTER
35:11You are going to regret that,
35:12or as you would say,
35:13regray that.
35:14LAUGHTER
35:15I'm sure.
35:16That's true.
35:16Hey, if you're a fan of Anista,
35:18and why wouldn't you be,
35:19you are...
35:19Exciting news,
35:20you are currently touring your show,
35:21No Small Talk across the country.
35:26You've been doing so well,
35:28the shows have been selling out
35:29all across the country.
35:30What can audiences expect?
35:31So if you come to the show,
35:33you can expect hard-hitting stand-up,
35:35I'll be doing jokes about the bank,
35:36jokes about my trip to Africa,
35:38and I'm going to be recording my special
35:40in Brisbane June 4th,
35:41so you can watch that live.
35:42And I hate to just leapfrog off that,
35:44but I'm also filming my special in Brisbane,
35:46and I have, um,
35:47I've forgotten to tell people about it.
35:49LAUGHTER
35:49As soon as he brought it up,
35:51and we have the same manager,
35:52I was like,
35:52I, shit, I'm going to do that too.
35:54You've got to...
35:55And I'll be appearing at a Baker's Delight
35:56in Brisbane this Sunday,
35:58so I look forward to seeing you there.
35:59But speaking of your travels to Africa...
36:02You also visited an elephant sanctuary in Kenya,
36:04is that right?
36:05Yes, I did.
36:06Wow.
36:06And they're the...
36:08I had no idea.
36:08They're the cutest things.
36:09They have these big eyes,
36:11they have these long eyelashes.
36:12We're, we're familiar with elephants.
36:14LAUGHTER
36:15Just had to woman-splain real quick.
36:17Yeah, yeah, but also not that,
36:19you know, I wouldn't think the eyelashes
36:20are the main event of the elephant.
36:21Yeah, that's a good point.
36:22That's a good point.
36:23They're huge!
36:24They're these massive eyelashes.
36:25And I was like,
36:26I'm in love.
36:27And then the dude who worked there
36:28was like,
36:29you can donate $200 a month to save them.
36:31And the Australian in me came out,
36:33I was like,
36:34fuck these animals.
36:36LAUGHTER
36:38APPLAUSE
36:43What would have been an acceptable amount
36:45to save a species of animal?
36:48Nothing.
36:51For just $7.99.
36:55That's a great French accent.
36:57That's amazing.
36:58Hey, Anissa,
36:59thank you so much for joining us.
37:00It's been such a pleasure having you on the show.
37:02So we wanted to get you
37:03a little token of our appreciation.
37:04We wanted to get you a little something.
37:06So we went to a very special store
37:08and we got you some
37:09baguettes.
37:10We got you some baguettes
37:13from Baker's Delight.
37:15Thank you, Ingrid.
37:16Thank you, Anissa.
37:18Anissa's stand-up show,
37:19no small talk is stirring across Australia.
37:21Would you please thank
37:21Anissa Nandala!
37:24APPLAUSE
37:34Welcome back to the PC.
37:35Another massive week in the world of sport.
37:38And where do we start?
37:39The Olympics on steroids.
37:41These are the enhanced games
37:42where athletes are not only allowed to,
37:44but they're encouraged to use
37:45experimental performance-enhancing
37:48scientific substances.
37:50Yes, to reach their peak potential.
37:53And let's have a look at what
37:54that peak performance looks like.
37:55Oh, sorry, that's Richard Miles.
38:00The Defence Minister, sorry.
38:02Attempting to lift
38:03two and a half kilos.
38:05So that's fair.
38:06That is amazing.
38:07Not the way a lap pulldown
38:08is traditionally done,
38:09but so much happening
38:10in the world of sport this week.
38:11Of course, in football,
38:13we had Arsenal lifting
38:14the English Premier League trophy.
38:16Mm-hm.
38:17Yep.
38:17The Arsenal cannon
38:21fires again!
38:23Amazing.
38:24Look, Arsenal,
38:24they left everything
38:25out there on the pitch.
38:26He sees the contact.
38:27He's trying to win the penalty.
38:32Arsenal by name,
38:33Arsenal by nature.
38:35We almost saw the Arsenal cannon there
38:37towards the end.
38:39But speaking of football,
38:40anticipation is building
38:41for next month's FIFA World Cup.
38:43And it's good news
38:43for Socceroos fans.
38:45Finally back in camp
38:46with the Socceroos,
38:47Harry Sutard is welcoming
38:48competition for centre-back positions
38:50where Australia has
38:52an embarrassment of riches.
38:53A star from the last World Cup,
38:55not sure this is quite
38:57the right vision,
38:57without the 1460 days
38:59of an Achilles injury.
39:01No, that is the wrong vision.
39:03That's Ange Postacoglu
39:04being deported from the UK.
39:05That is the wrong footage.
39:07Hey, shifting gears now,
39:08to the AFL,
39:09where the big story was
39:10Scott Pendlebury
39:11breaking the record
39:13for most games ever played.
39:15433.
39:16There he is there
39:17with the golden number 10.
39:18Amazing.
39:19And fans had their say
39:20on this mammoth achievement.
39:21In 10 words,
39:22which is not easy for you,
39:23what's this move
39:23for the footy club?
39:2410 words is pretty good.
39:25It's a good number today.
39:2610, isn't it?
39:26This is one of the greatest
39:27things in the history of football,
39:29and particularly
39:29the Collingwood Football Club.
39:30I'm so emotional.
39:32He's just been the epitome
39:33of everything we hold true
39:34to the glory of our game.
39:36Can't wait for it.
39:36Good on you, mate.
39:37Good on you, Anthony.
39:38Unbelievable.
39:38Wow.
39:41A record-breaking
39:42words in one sentence.
39:44And Mel's going to spell
39:45each and every one
39:45of those words.
39:46The support was coming
39:48from all directions.
39:49I was just doing
39:49some shopping yesterday
39:50down in our order
39:51and they clapped me
39:52when I walked out
39:53and I was holding a pumpkin.
39:54What a pumpkin.
39:55What a pumpkin.
39:56He did put it through
39:57his brown onions, though.
39:58There we go.
39:59Amazing.
39:59Fox footy, to celebrate,
40:01had a dedicated
40:01Scott Pendlebury cam
40:03for the whole game
40:04following him,
40:05meaning fans did not
40:06miss a moment of the action.
40:07This should be converted.
40:09Yeah, it should be converted.
40:10Oh, God.
40:11To settle the common
40:12with nerds.
40:14The first AFL game
40:15that's needed
40:16an intimacy coordinator
40:17as well, by the way.
40:18No, genuinely,
40:19Fox footy had
40:20a Scott Pendlebury camera
40:21that was on him
40:22the entire game.
40:23Coverage of Scott walking,
40:26Scott crouching,
40:28spitting,
40:29sitting on the bench,
40:30adjusting his socks,
40:32tying his shoes,
40:33tying his other shoelaces,
40:35on the bench.
40:36Oh, he's getting up.
40:37He's getting ready to play.
40:38No one's second thoughts,
40:39I'll head back down
40:39to the bench.
40:40I'm ordering a takeaway tie.
40:43I'm at the Amy Me
40:44Insurance call centre.
40:46I'm getting down
40:46into the rooms.
40:47Look, we probably don't need
40:48to follow him
40:48all the way into the rooms.
40:5017 points.
40:54He was doing
40:54a golden number two.
40:55Oh, wow.
40:56It was a beautiful,
40:56it was a beautiful touch.
40:58It was a beautiful touch.
41:03That pumpkin goes right
41:05for you.
41:05He can't have to
41:06my pumpkin.
41:07And just finally
41:08to motorsport,
41:09let's head to America,
41:10the Indy 500,
41:11the great race.
41:12Over the line,
41:13who's it going to be?
41:14It's Frozen Quest.
41:16Oh, my goodness.
41:18The closest finish
41:19ever in Indy car history.
41:21What's that?
41:210.02 of a second.
41:23God, there's half
41:24a brigade just separating.
41:26Yes.
41:27Particularly with motorsport,
41:28not the main race
41:29at Indy, mind you.
41:30Live from Indianapolis,
41:31it's the Weenie 500.
41:34The Weenie 500.
41:35This is it.
41:36The hot dog racing mobiles.
41:38It's a big race.
41:39Four wide,
41:41four wieners,
41:42side by side.
41:42Pounding their wieners
41:43through the final corner.
41:45The longer the wiener,
41:46the better
41:46when it comes to
41:48aero efficiency.
41:48Oh, oh, oh.
41:50That's a block, Townsend.
41:52That is a dirty wiener.
41:57That was terrible driving.
41:58He cut him off,
41:59which is also known
41:59as a circumcision
42:00in the Weenie AC.
42:03Move on.
42:03And finally,
42:04speaking of motorsport,
42:05the Canadian Grand Prix
42:06was on Monday morning.
42:08Tough race for Oscar Piastri.
42:10The track was dry
42:11at the start.
42:12He opted for the wet
42:13intermediate tyres.
42:14It ruined his race.
42:16Many had to come in
42:16for an early pit stop.
42:17Can we have a look
42:18at that pit stop?
42:20There it goes.
42:21Ruined his race.
42:22We'll wrap up the week
42:23from the cheap seats
42:24on the other side of the road.
42:37Hey, welcome back
42:38to the cheap seats.
42:39Thank you so much
42:39for watching us this week.
42:40And don't forget
42:41to head to our socials below
42:42where you can also join
42:43our studio audience.
42:44Exactly.
42:44We'd love to have you in.
42:45And speaking of our audience,
42:47tonight you are all
42:48going home with
42:49a laser hair removal device.
42:51And a tub of hot chocolate.
42:56That's brilliant.
42:58Take that straight to the airport
43:00and head on home.
43:01That is an explosive prize pack.
43:04Enjoy that.
43:04Big thank you.
43:06Thank you for watching this week.
43:07And don't forget
43:08we have other angles of the show.
43:10Exactly.
43:11We have a dedicated
43:12Mel Tresina cam
43:14throughout the program
43:16where you can watch her
43:17in action.
43:18You can.
43:19Stick around for that.
43:20And after us,
43:21don't forget to tune in
43:22to 10 News Late.
43:24I think we can get
43:25a little look at the headlines now.
43:26Thanks, Tim.
43:27Coming up on 10's Late News,
43:28a race against time
43:29to free people
43:30who've spent a week
43:31trapped in a flooded cave
43:32in Laos.
43:34How much is your search history worth?
43:36Big tech is making trillions
43:37off our internet usage.
43:39And a D-list comedian
43:41is banned from a local bakery.
43:43See you soon on 10.
43:44That is not news.
43:46Wow, D-list.
43:46That's so kind.
43:48That is obviously not true.
43:50That describes me
43:50as a comedian.
43:52Thank you, Ursula.
43:53Big thank you to Ingrid
43:54from Baker's Delight.
43:55Anissa Nandala
43:55and Mel Tresina.
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