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00:00:06This is the worst Christmas ever.
00:00:13Oh, Belle, I hope I have one more holiday.
00:00:17But if I don't, my dying wish is that you be engaged by Christmas.
00:00:23Well, Grandpa, I am engaged.
00:00:29We're getting married on New Years.
00:00:30He drove all the way here to New York with me just to meet you.
00:00:34His name is Todd.
00:00:35Let me go get him, okay?
00:00:37Just get some rest.
00:00:38Fuck.
00:00:41Oh, yeah.
00:00:43That's it, brother.
00:00:48Todd, what are you doing?
00:00:49Whoa, hey.
00:00:52Guess this is a bad time to say I want to break up.
00:00:54Todd, what the fuck?
00:00:55Are you cheating on me in front of me?
00:00:58I never want to see you again.
00:01:00Hey.
00:01:01What's her deal?
00:01:07Oh, don't worry.
00:01:09Your grandpa's going to make a full recovery.
00:01:11Your engagement gave him the will to live through Christmas.
00:01:17Who am I going to bring home for Christmas?
00:01:25I can't believe I have to hire a prostitute to be my fake boyfriend.
00:01:29Oh.
00:01:50I just want to Ikeda Suzanne.
00:01:51If you want to come back to this, we should go back to the community from wherever岐 Sumoode!
00:01:56now no Peterson if I go back now my mother will have me engaged to some
00:02:00boring European socialite by New Year's no I just for once I want a normal
00:02:05holiday ah and we have one other issue your mother the Queen is on my phone
00:02:19hi mother Henry I want you to come home at once I can't mother because I'm
00:02:25spending the holidays with my girlfriend girlfriend nonsense really who is she oh
00:02:34don't tell me she's American she is an American she's an American heiress a shoe
00:02:42heiress the reception it's bad gotta go it's a you cannot lie to the Queen like
00:02:54that why on earth did you hire a model because with the photos of the model you
00:03:01hired I can prove to my mother that I have a girlfriend and I can have an
00:03:06American Christmas alone well at least take off that silly hats oh I like it
00:03:18what the hell are you doing you hit me what you mean you hit me well you're the
00:03:23idiot that wasn't paying attention who rides a scooter in winter god you Americans are
00:03:27so self-involved okay listen jerk one I am late and I'm trying to meet somebody and
00:03:36it's you this must be the model Peterson hired yes it's me all right why don't we get this photo
00:03:49over with why I don't have time for all the regality why are you taking a photo of me why
00:03:55doesn't she know about the photo she must not be the model Peterson hired that's why you just go
00:04:00around taking photos of strangers that's pretty creepy you know that right oh my god she thinks
00:04:04that's creepy miss I'm okay look I don't know you and I don't care I have to be with my
00:04:09grandpa's in
00:04:09an hour she has no clue I'm a prince look I can only pay you five thousand dollars for you
00:04:13to come
00:04:13home with me you have an email American girls are so forward five thousand dollars dude listen I
00:04:20don't have much time and that's my entire savings do you have a deal or not listen there must be
00:04:25some sort of confusion one moment she's just going to keep calling if I don't pick up mother I don't
00:04:35have time for this I know you're with your new fiance I just wanted to call and say she's gorgeous
00:04:41you have my blessing to stay there for Christmas I do that's great okay bye oh my god my mother
00:04:50thinks she's my fiance if I go back to Monrovia I'll be in an arranged marriage with a snob by
00:04:55February what is the confusion I pay you to come home with me until Christmas and pretend to be my
00:04:59boyfriend until New Year's do we have a deal or not we've got a deal you've got a deal good
00:05:09who
00:05:09my Venmo I don't have a wallet much less of Venmo make something up Henry just Henry first one that
00:05:17comes up here sent now here are the rules this is my grandpa's last Christmas and he's very sick
00:05:25I don't have the heart to tell him that I broke up with my boyfriend and any upset could kill
00:05:29him
00:05:29so no surprises no lies and also I am not having sex with you sex we just met this prostitute
00:05:37is
00:05:37weird it's a long drive to my parents so I'll meet you there in about six hours just show up
00:05:43as a
00:05:43normal American guy who loves Christmas okay oh and um drop the accent accent your mother wants more
00:05:53pics of your fiance I mean this with utmost respect but what the hell are you doing Peterson it's
00:06:01perfect my mother and the press will leave me alone I can have a real American Christmas she doesn't
00:06:06know who I am I can just be a normal guy as long as you're discreet about it no one
00:06:10should know who you
00:06:11are they won't we have one hour to find American clothes for my American Christmas get some clothes
00:06:21for you and the guards as well soon you and I will be in a lovely place called Buffalo
00:06:33oh sweetie I'm so glad you're here oh let's get you inside well if it isn't grandpa's former
00:06:43favorite Merry Christmas loser are you here solo again Merry Christmas to you too Katie
00:06:54well Katie's gonna need the room with the bigger bed this time she has a brand new very rich boyfriend
00:07:01and you of course are coming home alone again actually I don't be silly mom she's just a single
00:07:11loser look at her she's ugly and her snatches dry well I can see why she's still single look at
00:07:20these love
00:07:21handles okay you know not all guys like more cushion for the pushin fatty no more cookies for
00:07:29you this Christmas if you keep it up I'll shove a cookie up your ass okay both of you now
00:07:36stop so
00:07:37sensitive she's just jealous because I can keep a man oh my god does she know actually I am seeing
00:07:47someone yeah right is he imaginary are you hallucinating I think you should go Belle
00:07:57I don't think grandpa's heart could take the side of a single loser I am NOT single I have a
00:08:10boyfriend and
00:08:10he's gonna be here any minute if you have a boyfriend then where is he if he doesn't show him
00:08:16all hell will break loose
00:08:36darling where shall I put things meet my boyfriend bitch
00:08:54who the hell is he mom aunt Moira Katie this is Henry Henry von oh I call bullshit this is
00:09:07just some guy she got off the street and this car obviously a fake
00:09:15why are you driving a Bentley with the royal family emblem
00:09:20well um I'm actually a a a driver for the royal family of Monrovia
00:09:32a driver like a servant that's pathetic though did he come with the car well grandpa's definitely gonna have a
00:09:41heart attack
00:09:42when he realizes how desperate you are
00:09:48nice to meet you
00:09:49thank you Merry Christmas
00:09:51oh thank you Merry Christmas
00:09:54forget about them let's just try to have a calm Christmas for grandpa
00:10:00I'll go finish dinner preparations
00:10:05the royal driver
00:10:07what was your plan I'll pretend to be the Prince of Monrovia
00:10:10the Prince
00:10:12me
00:10:13the Prince imagine
00:10:15no no I'm just a regular guy who likes a regular American Christmas
00:10:22okay
00:10:23but look I'm not paying extra for that Bentley
00:10:26oh don't worry about that I'm good friends with the driver
00:10:29anyway um your family seems pretty intense
00:10:34may I ask why an amazing woman like yourself needs to hire someone to be a boyfriend
00:10:41my fiance left me a few weeks ago grandpa's just pretty fragile and I haven't had the heart to tell
00:10:47him the truth
00:10:47I uh I know what it feels to have to live up to your family's expectations
00:10:53whoever your ex is he uh he sounds like an idiot
00:10:58Belle, Henry, meet my new boyfriend
00:11:06Todd what are you doing?
00:11:09my cousin screwed my ex
00:11:15hold on
00:11:17do you two know each other?
00:11:26Merry Christmas grandpa
00:11:28oh stop
00:11:33you're fucking my cousin?
00:11:35you say anything and I'll tell grandpa that you were busy getting railed by some guy
00:11:40while he was on his deathbed
00:11:41you won't wanna upset him
00:11:43would you?
00:11:48no grandpa
00:11:49Todd and I have never met
00:11:52remember when I told you my fiance cheated on me?
00:11:55turns out he's fucking my cousin
00:11:58that also is her ex
00:12:00grandpa
00:12:01I want you to meet my new boyfriend though
00:12:03Henry
00:12:04Henry
00:12:04her boyfriend?
00:12:07lovely to meet you
00:12:08grandpa
00:12:09any uh
00:12:10man who gets to be with Belle is uh
00:12:12the luckiest man in the world
00:12:14no
00:12:14he's a driver
00:12:16for the royal family
00:12:18allegedly
00:12:19oh nice
00:12:20hope my girls are happy and in love
00:12:23that's going to help me make it through this Christmas season
00:12:28ahem
00:12:28well
00:12:29I hate to ruin Christmas grandpa
00:12:31but
00:12:32Belle is lying
00:12:33there is
00:12:34no way
00:12:35that this loser is her boyfriend
00:12:37uh
00:12:39Belle?
00:12:40is this true?
00:12:42if he finds out Henry is a cowboy
00:12:44that a drama could kill him
00:12:48this loser isn't her boyfriend
00:12:50she paid him
00:12:53and how would you know that?
00:12:54Todd
00:12:55oh I know a lot more than you think
00:12:57loser
00:12:59okay hey
00:13:00how about you focus on your relationship instead of lying
00:13:02cause you're lying to this family
00:13:04it's obviously some homeless guy you picked up off the street
00:13:08are you paying him to screw you too?
00:13:11aww
00:13:12well unlike your new boyfriend
00:13:13I don't have to pay to get some
00:13:15you lying twat
00:13:18you want another?
00:13:20no
00:13:21please
00:13:22stop buying
00:13:23you're upsetting grandpa
00:13:25I'm sorry grandpa
00:13:26but it's better that you know
00:13:27that little miss perfect
00:13:29is paying a prostitute
00:13:31that's insane
00:13:32you have no proof
00:13:33oh yes we do
00:13:35your venmo receipts
00:13:37shouldn't have made them public
00:13:38look I can only pay you five thousand dollars
00:13:40should you come home with me
00:13:41you have venmo?
00:13:42shit
00:13:43the venmo
00:13:44ah right here
00:13:45looks like you paid someone five th-
00:13:47what the hell?
00:13:52oh my god
00:13:55wait what are those men here for?
00:14:03what men?
00:14:05oh my god
00:14:06oh my god
00:14:07oh my god
00:14:09oh my god
00:14:10you break my phone
00:14:11and then you break my face
00:14:13you idiot
00:14:13i could've done much worse
00:14:15you're very lucky
00:14:16it's okay baby
00:14:17i could open my phone
00:14:19and prove
00:14:20little miss perfect
00:14:21is lying
00:14:22she venmoed
00:14:24five thousand dollars
00:14:25to some guy named henry
00:14:28that doesn't
00:14:29prove anything
00:14:30yes it does
00:14:31No, no. First of all, why would I use my own name?
00:14:35And second, Henry is the most popular name in the United States.
00:14:39And third, look closer.
00:14:41That account belongs to a Henry Wong.
00:14:45Look at that picture. That's an Asian man.
00:14:47That's an Asian man.
00:14:49Then why did you pay $5,000 to some guy named Henry with a house emoji next to it?
00:14:54Thank God. I must have ended up some random Henry.
00:14:58Okay, think faster.
00:14:59Because Henry Wong is, um, she's my new landlord.
00:15:06There, there, it's settled.
00:15:08Now, could we please just go and have a peaceful dinner together?
00:15:13I would love that.
00:15:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:16Let's go.
00:15:18Okay, baby.
00:15:23We may have our geriatric grandpa fooled, but I don't believe that guy's your boyfriend for a second.
00:15:30What are you trying to fuck him, too?
00:15:32Laugh all you want, but I have the man, and grandpa's gonna die soon, so I'll get the house, too.
00:15:40What are you talking about?
00:15:41Oh, he didn't tell you, did he?
00:15:46Everybody, I have an important announcement.
00:15:50I have been thinking long and hard over who will get the house after I'm gone.
00:15:55So I've made a decision.
00:15:59Whichever one of my granddaughters marries first, gets the house immediately.
00:16:10But, but mom still lives here.
00:16:12Maybe she can live on the street, or she can rent back from us until we bulldoze it.
00:16:16You can't bulldoze it.
00:16:18Well, we've had every Christmas here.
00:16:19This is where all of our memories are.
00:16:21Maybe if you had kept your man happy, you wouldn't be in this position.
00:16:28Oh, unlike you, who's been in every position?
00:16:32I should get an award for rescuing Todd from a fish, whose only talent was to play dead.
00:16:40Okay, we need to stop fighting.
00:16:41You're hurting grandpa.
00:16:42Your whore face is hurting him.
00:16:44Stop breathing, bitch.
00:16:46Can't stand this fighting.
00:16:48Don't worry, gramps.
00:16:50I know how to stop the fighting.
00:16:57He's proposing to her with the ring he gave me?
00:17:00Katie, the most beautiful woman on this planet.
00:17:05Will you marry me?
00:17:06Yes, so it does!
00:17:07Yes, yes.
00:17:13The house is mine, the ring is mine, and the man is mine.
00:17:17Merry Christmas to me, bitch!
00:17:22Katie?
00:17:23Wait!
00:17:32What are you doing?
00:17:34Bella!
00:17:36Will you marry me?
00:17:42Say yes!
00:17:43What are you waiting for?
00:17:44You want to keep the house, don't you?
00:17:49Grandpa does look really happy.
00:17:53Yes!
00:17:56Yes!
00:17:57Oh!
00:17:58A perfect Christmas!
00:18:00A double wedding!
00:18:02You hijacked my proposal!
00:18:03You hijacked me different.
00:18:05You are so selfish, Belle!
00:18:06You always make everything all about you!
00:18:09These two losers are just trying to steal grandpa's house!
00:18:12You weren't planning on proposing.
00:18:14Where's your ring?
00:18:14Where is it?
00:18:15Where is it?
00:18:15I have a ring right here.
00:18:19I didn't want to make Todd's look so pathetic.
00:18:22It's much larger.
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24How the hell did he get that?
00:18:27It doesn't matter.
00:18:28What matters is, my two granddaughters are going to be married before I die.
00:18:35It's a Christmas miracle.
00:18:38A double wedding.
00:18:40I can hardly believe this.
00:18:42Me neither.
00:18:43Okay, but who gets the house, Grandpa?
00:18:45We were technically engaged first.
00:18:47You're right.
00:18:49That does make things more complicated.
00:18:53Your grandmother loved having Christmas in this house more than anything.
00:18:59So whoever shows the most Christmas spirit gets the house.
00:19:05It's a great idea, Grandpa.
00:19:08But if you guys would just excuse me, I would like to talk to my fiancé alone for just a
00:19:15minute.
00:19:15Yeah.
00:19:18Where's the ham?
00:19:22What the hell is wrong with you?
00:19:24You just proposed to me in front of my entire family?
00:19:29Look, you're supposed to be my fake boyfriend until New Year's, not my fiancé.
00:19:32I'm sorry.
00:19:34I just got caught up in the moment.
00:19:36But if you think you're going to get paid extra for this in this big ring, you are insane.
00:19:41You should be thanking me.
00:19:43I'm the one who saved you from your psychotic cousin getting your Grandpa's house.
00:19:47Okay, listen, buddy.
00:19:48I am not some damsel in distress.
00:19:50I don't need to be saved.
00:19:51Really?
00:19:52Because last time I checked, I wasn't the one hiring a fake boyfriend for Christmas.
00:19:57Which was going perfectly fine until you lied,
00:20:00said you were driver for the royal family of Monrovia and then proposed to me.
00:20:05I could go out there right now and tell your family everything.
00:20:09You want that?
00:20:11What you can do is drop this annoying fish-out-of-water act and stick to the plan.
00:20:18I don't think you find me annoying.
00:20:22I think you find me quite charming.
00:20:31I find you exhausting.
00:20:38And what the hell are you doing with that kind of a ring?
00:20:40Who are you?
00:20:41What are you two doing in the pantry?
00:20:47I am so sorry.
00:20:51I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:20:52Oh, no, it's okay.
00:20:54You just can't keep his hands on me.
00:20:57That's right.
00:20:57I can't get enough of my food key.
00:21:00You two little lovebirds.
00:21:01I just came to show you where you'd be sleeping.
00:21:06Look, we've faked the engagement until the trip is over.
00:21:09But until then, do not blow our cover.
00:21:12Deal.
00:21:19Peterson, I'm releasing you.
00:21:21I need you to call off the guards.
00:21:23But, sir...
00:21:24I will call you if I need you.
00:21:26Other than that, enjoy your Christmas.
00:21:28But your mother, sir...
00:21:30That's an order.
00:21:31Goodbye.
00:21:35The room isn't that big.
00:21:38No problem at all.
00:21:39We love to cuddle.
00:21:42Oh, and Todd and Katie are in the next room over.
00:21:44Great.
00:21:45I'm sharing a wall with my ex and the psycho he left me for.
00:21:49Let me know if you guys need anything.
00:22:00One bed?
00:22:01Are you serious?
00:22:03Are you serious?
00:22:04It might be hard to keep my distance.
00:22:10Don't worry.
00:22:11We won't make too much noise with all the boning we're about to do.
00:22:14Ew.
00:22:15Oh, that's right, Belle.
00:22:17You don't know how to make a man make noise.
00:22:21Good night.
00:22:23Mm-hmm.
00:22:24Ow, my nose.
00:22:25Oh.
00:22:29Oh, absolutely not.
00:22:31I'm not one of your clients.
00:22:33Clients?
00:22:34Hmm.
00:22:34Must be an American term.
00:22:35Well, um, I'll just take a shower and sleep on the floor, I guess.
00:22:55Oh, come on.
00:22:56Where's my phone?
00:23:03Okay, whatever.
00:23:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:07I'm sorry.
00:23:16Oh, my God.
00:23:17Oh, my God.
00:23:19Bollocks.
00:23:20I'm so sorry.
00:23:21No, no, it's fine.
00:23:21I, I, I, I'm just, I'm just gonna go.
00:23:28Oh, yeah, of course.
00:23:35May I?
00:23:36Yeah, yeah, whatever you need.
00:23:44Sorry, I sleep shutters.
00:23:47Hope you don't mind.
00:23:49No.
00:23:50Right.
00:23:52Right.
00:23:54You know, it's bad enough my ex broke my heart and crashed Christmas, and now I just share
00:23:58a freaking wall with them.
00:23:59I'm sorry.
00:24:00That's awful.
00:24:02Want me to sing you a lullaby?
00:24:04No.
00:24:07Good night.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:14Are they having sex?
00:24:16Okay, this is my nightmare.
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:21I, I have an idea that might make them jealous.
00:24:24What?
00:24:25We should have sex.
00:24:30No, I, I am not sleeping with you.
00:24:32No, no, no, no.
00:24:33Pretend sex.
00:24:34We just got engaged.
00:24:36So, it would be weird if we didn't have sex.
00:24:38Right?
00:24:38Okay, so, how, how do we have pretend sex?
00:24:44Sure you do.
00:24:46Belle!
00:24:47Belle, oh my God!
00:24:49That feels so good, Belle!
00:24:51I'm not doing that.
00:24:59Fine, let's do it.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:02Belle, you're the sexiest woman alive!
00:25:05Oh, Henry, this is the best sex I've ever had!
00:25:08Open her, Henry, harder!
00:25:10Oh, my God, Belle!
00:25:14Stop.
00:25:16I'm stuck.
00:25:16That was crazy.
00:25:17That was a good idea.
00:25:18No!
00:25:42What am I doing?
00:25:43I'm paying him.
00:25:45He's a professional sex worker.
00:25:47I, I think that's enough pretending for tonight.
00:25:51Right.
00:25:52I guess we just got a little tired away.
00:25:55Good night.
00:25:57Good night.
00:26:18There's no way those two are having sex.
00:26:20I bet they're not even in the same bed.
00:26:24One way to find out.
00:26:25Huh?
00:26:31Better hurry up because round two is waiting for you.
00:26:38Did you hear that?
00:26:40Shit, I forgot to lock the door.
00:26:46I knew it!
00:27:06I could get used to America.
00:27:12Are you watching me sleep?
00:27:16Uh, no.
00:27:18Uh, um, Belle, about last night, I, uh...
00:27:27Don't fall for him, Belle.
00:27:29He has sex for a living.
00:27:31I'm probably just another client.
00:27:35Uh, we don't have to talk about it.
00:27:37I, I, I think it's best if we keep things professional.
00:27:42Professional.
00:27:44Right.
00:27:45Of course.
00:27:49Uh, well, I, I should, uh, probably wrap Grandpa's gift before you wake up, huh?
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:57I could have sworn she felt good too last night, but, uh, maybe she was just pretending.
00:28:12But once, I think I let this go.
00:28:24it's perfect grandpa's gonna love it i can't wait to turn bell's sweet gift to grandpa into trash
00:28:34look we just have to get their christmas presents at the house and we'll be fine
00:28:42grandpa joe in the spirit of christmas we've decided we're throwing you a holiday party
00:28:48katie that's so thoughtful of you it's so thoughtful of us yes better brush up on your
00:28:55monrovian lies mr uber driver the party is at a monrovian restaurant better get packing
00:29:03if i go to a monrovian restaurant people will recognize me
00:29:11no one will know i'm the prince in this cheesy christmas sweater
00:29:18your highness
00:29:26why is the busboy bowing
00:29:30monrovian custom
00:29:33how do you do
00:29:34thank you for your service
00:29:38that is the dumbest custom i have ever heard of
00:29:42maybe i can actually get away with this
00:29:46oh my god it's you
00:29:53oh my god it's you
00:29:55so good to see you
00:29:57monovia is such a small country
00:30:01listen these people don't know who i am so your discretion is appreciated okay
00:30:05of course sir
00:30:09the busboy will show you to your table
00:30:12right uh right this way
00:30:19the prince of monrovia touched me
00:30:34that's it just one gift in a cheap gift bag that's what you get for having a broke fiance
00:30:40well for your information i got this gift on my own not everyone needs a man to support them
00:30:45why don't you and your broke boyfriend take your shitty gift and go sit over there at the bar
00:30:52grandpa doesn't need anything fancy he wanted a gift from the heart
00:30:56but you wouldn't understand that because you don't have one do you katie
00:30:59i might be heartless but at least i won't be homeless
00:31:02the house is mine whore face
00:31:09wow so many gifts
00:31:11thanks to my finance fiance we got you an all you can eat royal cruise cabal
00:31:19worth two hundred thousand dollars
00:31:22this is very generous indeed
00:31:25we can all go together after you give us the house
00:31:29bell did you and the help i mean your fiance
00:31:33get grandpa anything for christmas
00:31:35sure it's right here
00:31:39oh my god
00:31:41they replaced my dick with dog shit
00:31:43don't be embarrassed
00:31:45let's see it
00:31:46oh my god
00:31:51bell you ungrateful bitch
00:31:54you got grandpa dog shit
00:31:56no
00:31:56grandpa look what bell and that loser got you for christmas
00:32:01oh
00:32:02oh
00:32:03oh
00:32:09oops
00:32:17you idiot
00:32:19oops
00:32:20i'm so sorry ma'am
00:32:22these are jimmy chews
00:32:24you got poo all over my chews
00:32:26get it off get it off
00:32:30let me clean that up for you
00:32:35grandpa that wasn't your gift
00:32:37give me one moment
00:32:40you asshole
00:32:41you switched the bags
00:32:43where is my gift for grandpa
00:32:44oh that old suit
00:32:45i donated it
00:32:47i thought it was for the homeless shelter
00:32:48you threw away my gift for grandpa
00:32:50i've replaced it with shit
00:32:51to be fair
00:32:52it was a pretty shitty gift to begin with
00:32:55guess you don't have anything to give to grandpa
00:32:57this is ridiculous
00:33:00i'm gonna tell him the truth
00:33:01i'm sure you want to start another fight bell
00:33:04when that upset grandpa
00:33:06huh
00:33:08what's going on
00:33:09bell
00:33:10wasn't i supposed to be opening your gift now
00:33:13i would rather grandpa think i didn't get him anything
00:33:16risk his health
00:33:17grandpa i'm
00:33:18i'm sorry i didn't get you a gift
00:33:21i
00:33:21um
00:33:22that's right
00:33:23uh she didn't get you just one gift
00:33:25um
00:33:26she got you
00:33:27many
00:33:29peterson
00:33:31voila
00:33:42well let's see what you got
00:33:44loser
00:33:45i'm in finance
00:33:46he does investments for jp morgan
00:33:49and you
00:33:49you open doors for people
00:33:52there's no way you can afford better gifts than moi
00:33:56oh really
00:33:57yeah
00:33:58oh
00:33:59grandpa joe
00:34:01merry christmas
00:34:01the royal crystal glass statue
00:34:06signed by the late great king george the third
00:34:08on his deathbed
00:34:09that's his signature
00:34:11i don't even have that
00:34:14second
00:34:17the deed to a castle
00:34:19in the czech republic
00:34:20it's quite roomy actually
00:34:22indeed
00:34:22oh and um
00:34:24bell mentioned that you
00:34:26liked my rolex so
00:34:28you may have it
00:34:31you're giving me your watch
00:34:33yes
00:34:34i don't know this is too generous is it
00:34:36please i insist
00:34:37i hate to be the bearer of bad news grandpa
00:34:40but there's no way a bottom feeder
00:34:43who sits in traffic for living
00:34:45could afford this
00:34:47it's fake
00:34:48looks real to me
00:34:51that's not king george the third signature
00:34:54because this is his real signature
00:34:57yeah
00:34:58look at that
00:34:59that means that this
00:35:00is worthless
00:35:07what are you doing
00:35:10you just smashed a 20 million dollar statue
00:35:14his signature looked like that
00:35:17because he was on his deathbed
00:35:20he was dying
00:35:23please just stop all this insanity
00:35:29grandpa's heart can't take this
00:35:31fine for the sake of christmas
00:35:33we'll pretend the statue
00:35:34was real
00:35:36but this
00:35:38who even has handwritten deeds anymore
00:35:40hello
00:35:41like no one
00:35:46that deed was written in 1756
00:35:52before computers were invented
00:35:55yeah right
00:35:57and i'm sure this royal rolex right here is ancient too
00:36:01huh
00:36:01get that back
00:36:02get that back
00:36:03now you make a fool out of grandpa with your cheap knockoff on christmas of all days
00:36:08you're a sadistic psychopath
00:36:14whatever i can get grandpa 10 rolexes if i wanted and all of them would be real
00:36:21only the royal rolex watch has diamond gears
00:36:27you just smashed the royal rolex
00:36:35oh fuck that watch is real
00:36:37of course it's real
00:36:39oh this is real you fool
00:36:41you idiots
00:36:43the castle is real
00:36:46we could have used that money
00:36:50you brought big man into our families
00:36:55big man who ruins christmas
00:36:58all the gifts are destroyed
00:37:00well um not uh not every gift
00:37:04grandpa joe
00:37:08this one is uh from bell and i
00:37:21this is the true meaning of christmas
00:37:25katie
00:37:26you too
00:37:28keep doing this
00:37:31and you better find a hotel to stay in it chris
00:37:37hey hey hey
00:37:38the hell are we gonna do now
00:37:40rebel will for sure get them the house
00:37:43once i expose bell's boyfriend as a fraud
00:37:45she's never getting the house
00:37:48jp morgan just promoted me
00:37:50jp morgan just promoted me
00:37:51i have access to the royal accounts
00:37:55i can prove he's not on the royal paywall
00:37:57you're a genius baby
00:38:04i would like to give a formal apology for storing the gifts
00:38:08but i promise to replace all of them thanks to my new promotion
00:38:12cheers to my new loaded fiance jp morgan's new account manager to the royal family
00:38:23he's the account manager for the royal family
00:38:25he'll find out who i am
00:38:31he's gonna say that you don't really work for the royal family
00:38:33we're screwed
00:38:34it's okay
00:38:34don't worry about that
00:38:36this guy is full of crap
00:38:38and i'm going to prove it
00:38:40congratulations
00:38:41todd
00:38:42now tell me um
00:38:43how did you land such a marvelous job
00:38:47well i've been courting the royal family for months now
00:38:50treating them to five-star dinners
00:38:51designer suits
00:38:52and yacht parties
00:38:54i bet you've never been to the lake
00:38:56you're almost the royal family have you bitch
00:39:01that's a lie
00:39:02i've never heard of this man in my life
00:39:06that's great um
00:39:07well if you'll excuse me
00:39:09i have to use the loo
00:39:21hello
00:39:22your highness
00:39:23sir
00:39:24our new account manager
00:39:25is misappropriating funds
00:39:27he's spending it on yacht parties
00:39:29and five-star dinners
00:39:31look into it
00:39:32of course
00:39:33of course your highness
00:39:34i am so sorry
00:39:35i will take care of this
00:39:36great
00:39:40gary
00:39:40bring me the royal account
00:39:45well
00:39:45it's the man of the hour
00:39:47i was just about to tell everyone
00:39:49about how you're lying to all them
00:39:52you're not a driver for the royal family
00:39:55what are you talking about
00:39:57grandpa
00:39:58this liar isn't even employed by the royal family
00:40:01because he isn't on the royal payroll
00:40:06i'm not on the payroll
00:40:08because i get paid in monrovian cash
00:40:13really
00:40:14then where is it
00:40:15okay
00:40:16i've got some right here
00:40:20my face is on the cash
00:40:22let's see that monrovian cash
00:40:32only insane person would rip up cash
00:40:34and isn't it a felony
00:40:36she's right
00:40:36ripping up cash is a felony
00:40:38come on explain yourself
00:40:40that's right
00:40:41it's a felony in america
00:40:42but in uh
00:40:44in monrovia
00:40:45it's uh
00:40:46tradition
00:40:47that's right
00:40:48it's a new year's tradition
00:40:49we tear up the first bill of the year
00:40:55darn it
00:40:56i'm all out of cash
00:40:57what a hot tradition
00:40:58you see i uh
00:41:00i live with the royal family
00:41:01so typically they uh
00:41:03cover all my expenses for my uh
00:41:05services
00:41:06technically not a lie
00:41:07really then
00:41:09how do you buy things
00:41:11like fake gifts
00:41:12oh i know
00:41:14you stole them
00:41:14no i don't steal
00:41:16i use my
00:41:18card
00:41:20see
00:41:21that's the royal monrovian credit card
00:41:24oh please
00:41:25anyone can tell that card is fake
00:41:27just like everything else about him
00:41:28well there's one way to find out
00:41:30put the entire party on that card
00:41:33waitress
00:41:34could we get the check
00:41:36over there
00:41:37the total is ten thousand dollars
00:41:39and you don't actually have to pay
00:41:42we can just tell them
00:41:42you don't have anything to prove
00:41:44run the card
00:41:50thank you so much
00:41:51highness
00:41:53the card went through
00:41:54the card works
00:41:57okay great
00:41:58my fiance covered your entire christmas party
00:41:59so let's drop it
00:42:00now
00:42:01not unless you stole it from the royal family of monrovia
00:42:05i demand
00:42:05that you read the name on that card
00:42:07whose name is it
00:42:09oh no
00:42:10my real name is on the card
00:42:17who the hell is harold
00:42:19been roving him
00:42:21he doesn't know my real name
00:42:22this is in this card
00:42:23he stole it
00:42:24wait let me see that
00:42:27why does this have the royal insignia on it
00:42:29you stole the prince's card
00:42:32well you should be sent to jail for identity theft
00:42:36what sort of a person did you bring into our family bell
00:42:41tell me
00:42:41tell me it's not true
00:42:42no i
00:42:43i didn't
00:42:44he didn't
00:42:44you stole a credit card
00:42:47no no
00:42:48i i didn't steal the card
00:42:49the prince
00:42:52gave it to me
00:42:54the prince
00:42:55gave it to you
00:42:57all right
00:42:58give him a call then
00:42:59have him confirm it
00:43:01yeah call him and put it on speaker phone
00:43:03well i can't call the prince
00:43:04the prince is me
00:43:06okay everybody stop
00:43:08okay the truth has to come out
00:43:10grandpa i am so
00:43:12so sorry
00:43:14henry has been lying to everybody
00:43:17henry can't call the prince because
00:43:18he is the prince
00:43:26him
00:43:31well then i'm the sultan of brunei
00:43:34i think my waitress has been drinking
00:43:37you should go before i get you fired
00:43:40honestly if he's stealing the royal credit card who knows what else he's capable of
00:43:44aunt moira is right
00:43:45you are a danger to this family
00:43:47and i'm gonna call the cops
00:43:49you're finished
00:43:51okay you have to tell him the truth
00:43:52you could go to jail for life
00:43:53i have a feeling this will all be sorted out soon
00:43:56no you don't understand
00:43:57in america what you do for a living is not legal
00:44:01what i do for a living what the bloody hell are you talking about
00:44:06well cops are called
00:44:08you're finished uber boy
00:44:10you're gonna be spending the rest of your life behind bars
00:44:17oh perfect timing
00:44:18you're under arrest for embezzlement
00:44:20even if he proves he's not embezzling
00:44:22don't find out he's a cowboy and lock him up forever
00:44:24officer sir
00:44:26i swear there must be a misunderstanding
00:44:30i'm
00:44:33not you
00:44:34him
00:44:35me
00:44:36whoa whoa whoa i i called you guys
00:44:38what are you talking about
00:44:39uh demas you're under arrest for embezzling funds from jp morgan and the royal family of monrovia
00:44:44no i don't know what you're talking about
00:44:47200k cruise ship yacht parties designer suits sound familiar
00:44:51this is a setup
00:44:52my my future son-in-law would never do that
00:44:55yeah you should arrest him for fraud and identity theft
00:44:58he schemed this entire thing
00:45:01just give me one phone call
00:45:03i will call the ceo of jp morgan and he will clear all of this up
00:45:14you are fired fuckwad you have been stealing from jp morgan for months enjoy prison asshole
00:45:23well
00:45:25baby baby you believe me right you believe me don't you you bail me out you love me you love
00:45:30me
00:45:30don't insult me todd i don't date poor people we're done
00:45:37baby baby that's not possible i can't go to jail i'm scared of dropping the soap baby
00:45:44okay how did you pull that off how do you know people at jp morgan
00:45:47i should tell you the truth we were together oh my god he has clients at jp morgan
00:45:55no actually it's okay the details aren't important
00:45:58you got me the house and that's that's what matters
00:46:01thank you
00:46:02you can wipe that smug smile off of your twat face
00:46:06you don't have the house yet
00:46:10grandpa said whichever granddaughter got married first wins the house and your whore of a daughter
00:46:15is single now so i win
00:46:17no grandpa said whoever has the most christmas spirit gets the key
00:46:22including me
00:46:24and you can't exclude my darling daughter just because she's single
00:46:28mom stop calling me that
00:46:30tomorrow we have a bake-off and whoever bakes the best christmas cookies wins the house
00:46:41daddy what do you think about cookies
00:46:46your grandmother loved cookies
00:46:50i think it's a lovely idea
00:46:52fine deal
00:46:53how festive
00:46:55and you better bring tissues for when you sob over your homeless bitch mother
00:47:02well if you'll excuse us aunt moira
00:47:04i've got to go find a recipe to kick your ass
00:47:09but mom i can't bake
00:47:11i'm just a single loser
00:47:16pull yourself together
00:47:17we are gonna win that bake-off
00:47:19and get you the house
00:47:21even if we have to put gramps in the hospital
00:47:23do you want to put grams in the hospital
00:47:26no
00:47:26but i'll make damn sure that bell's cookies will
00:47:36you ready to bake christmas cookies for grandpa
00:47:39who do you think
00:47:40you can come into grandpa's kitchen after what you did to my daughter
00:47:44you got my fiancee arrested
00:47:47yeah well he was my fiancee before you spread your legs
00:47:49you bitch
00:47:51do not touch my fiancee
00:47:55whatever
00:47:56when grandpa tastes our cookies
00:47:58he'll know exactly who deserves the house
00:48:01the kitchen
00:48:02is taken
00:48:04he'll have to bake with the
00:48:06crack addicts under the bridge
00:48:09fine
00:48:10bye
00:48:18where are we gonna find a kitchen
00:48:20i want to save the house but really all i wanted to do is make cookies for grandpa's house christmas
00:48:28just give me a moment
00:48:29give me a moment
00:48:31shh
00:48:34peterson
00:48:34i need you to find me
00:48:36an estate with a nice kitchen
00:48:39but sir it's the christmas holiday and we're in buffalo
00:48:42just find it
00:48:43when do you expect to move in?
00:48:46twenty minutes
00:48:59i've never been to a royal estate before
00:49:01hey how long has the royal family had a place in upstate new york?
00:49:04it's uh
00:49:05it's uh
00:49:06fairly
00:49:07recent
00:49:07um
00:49:10ah
00:49:10ha
00:49:11a bowl
00:49:13made what's removed it
00:49:15here you go
00:49:17i um
00:49:18gotta be honest
00:49:20i uh
00:49:21never baked before
00:49:23well
00:49:24it's time to learn
00:49:49my grandma used to bake with me every year
00:49:51do you love christmas
00:49:55so how come your family never did this with you?
00:49:58hmm
00:49:58my parents were always
00:50:01preoccupied with work
00:50:03my dad was um
00:50:05not around very much
00:50:07yeah
00:50:08mine too
00:50:09is he not coming home for christmas?
00:50:11no
00:50:11he he died
00:50:12a few years back
00:50:14so sorry
00:50:16my granddad
00:50:17died a few years back
00:50:18it must have been hard
00:50:19it suddenly became
00:50:21a very big responsibility
00:50:23i'm sure it was very hard for you as well
00:50:27not really
00:50:28i mean he really wasn't around much
00:50:30and
00:50:30it's not like he was a good person
00:50:33you know he lied to my mom a bunch
00:50:34and she gave him way too many chances so
00:50:37but
00:50:38but
00:50:38that's why i have my rule
00:50:40lie to me
00:50:41and you're done
00:50:42great
00:50:43if i tell her i'm really a prince
00:50:44she'll never forgive me
00:50:46oh
00:50:49you missed a spot
00:50:51may i
00:50:55silent night
00:50:57i only have one wish for the shooting star
00:51:02holy night
00:51:04send me someone's love
00:51:10so
00:51:10does she not like me
00:51:14look i want you to know
00:51:16i don't care who you are
00:51:18i don't
00:51:19i
00:51:20santa boss
00:51:21do you know who you've been
00:51:23send this arrow
00:51:25save to my heart
00:51:27a waterfall
00:51:29in love is christmas
00:51:30santa that would be the greatest gift of all
00:51:34send me an exit stock game
00:51:37to hang next to me
00:51:39on the walls
00:51:41and i
00:51:41send me a love for christmas
00:51:44so that would be the greatest gift of all
00:51:49can we take this to the moral bedroom
00:51:51yes
00:51:52oh
00:51:59i
00:51:59i
00:52:00i
00:52:01i
00:52:02i just
00:52:02can't
00:52:03quite yet
00:52:05wait what do you mean
00:52:06i can't sleep with her if i'm lying to her
00:52:09but
00:52:09if i tell her the truth we could lose her
00:52:12i
00:52:12i
00:52:14i
00:52:15i
00:52:15i just can't
00:52:20you must not like me
00:52:23bell
00:52:26wait
00:52:26no it's fine um
00:52:28no i
00:52:28really i should get back to processing the cookies anyway so
00:52:31no
00:52:31no it's
00:52:39okay
00:52:44this cookie can be just for grandpa
00:52:49here
00:52:58all right well the cookies need to cool before i can frost them so
00:53:01we should
00:53:02clean up
00:53:09look at their basic boring ass bitch cookies
00:53:13they should be grateful
00:53:15we're making their cookies a little bit better with some laxative
00:53:22grandpa will poop his pants and blame it on bell
00:53:29i
00:53:30i
00:53:30i'm gonna go put the frosting on the cookies
00:53:37oh
00:53:39those are beautiful sweetheart
00:53:42they look delicious bell
00:53:44thank you
00:53:49what do we have here
00:53:50three year olds on tiktok could have made better cookies
00:53:53but they could never make an elaborate gingerbread house that was made by my perfect daughter for you
00:54:01you cannot compare this gingerbread mansion with basic dough turds
00:54:08how did they make that
00:54:10i don't think they did
00:54:12my goodness
00:54:14that's magnificent katie
00:54:17you must have worked days
00:54:19katie is absolutely exhausted from all of that gumdrop gluing
00:54:23but lack of sleep is a small price to pay for yuletide spirit
00:54:28very impressive house
00:54:30must have taken a lot of work
00:54:32but not from you
00:54:35because you purchased
00:54:37a house at a bakery
00:54:44how dare you accuse us of purchasing this from a bakery
00:54:48with a fake receipt
00:54:50it has your signature
00:54:53you use grandpa's credit card to buy the gingerbread house
00:54:57you're just stalling to prevent grandpa from trying bell's turd cookies
00:55:02you're right katie
00:55:03grandpa should try one
00:55:04because it's actually homemade
00:55:07right
00:55:08here
00:55:11enjoy
00:55:13please
00:55:14it's like bottom shelf betty crocker
00:55:17actually it's grandma's recipe
00:55:18that way she can still be here even though she's gone
00:55:22you understood
00:55:25christmas spirit assignment perfectly bell
00:55:27you don't like her cookies more than mine
00:55:30he won't
00:55:31once he's hospitalized for dehydration
00:55:33go ahead dad
00:55:35take a bite
00:55:36why can i tell
00:55:48it tastes just like your grandmother
00:55:55why aren't the laxatives working
00:55:57maybe it takes a while for the drugs to start working
00:55:59what to start working
00:56:01sugar levels
00:56:02we all know grandpa's sugar levels are so important
00:56:05by sugar levels
00:56:07do you mean the laxatives that you put on our cookie
00:56:11the only reason that grandpa is not sick right now
00:56:15is because we threw out that cookie
00:56:18we didn't do anything to your cookies
00:56:21well then why don't you give it a try
00:56:23I'll try your gross cookie
00:56:39what
00:56:40the world
00:56:47no
00:56:48no way
00:56:49no way
00:56:49no way
00:57:00right
00:57:05oh
00:57:06that's right
00:57:08i didn't throw out that cookie
00:57:10I left it right here on this plate.
00:57:12You're eating that cookie.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:18Oh, God.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:25Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:30Okay, you could have killed Grandpa.
00:57:32That wasn't me.
00:57:33The laxatives were in your purse.
00:57:35I saw them.
00:57:36Oh, right.
00:57:36Another lie.
00:57:37Just like your gingerbread house.
00:57:38I admit.
00:57:39We bought the gingerbread house.
00:57:41But I would never hurt you, Grandpa.
00:57:42I am disappointed in you, Katie.
00:57:45With my heart condition, I could have died of dehydration.
00:57:50Why isn't everything my fault?
00:57:52It was Belle.
00:57:53Belle didn't bring a frogster into this house.
00:57:56She didn't break all of my Christmas gifts.
00:57:59And she didn't put laxatives in the cookies.
00:58:02But.
00:58:03I think you and your mother should go stay at a hotel.
00:58:08But, Grandpa, I...
00:58:10Enough of your shenanigans, Belle.
00:58:15The key to the house is yours.
00:58:18Thank you, Grandpa.
00:58:21All I wanted was a place for Mom to live.
00:58:31Why is the Queen calling in for you?
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:34Um.
00:58:38Oh, that's just a little inside joke that I have between me and my mom.
00:58:44Just obsessed with the royal family, I guess.
00:58:49B.R.B.
00:58:50B.R.B.
00:58:51Hi, Mom.
00:58:53What the...
00:58:53Why are you calling me?
00:58:55You said you would leave me alone until New Year's.
00:58:57Is that any way to talk to your mother, Henry?
00:59:00Since you bought an estate in the armpit of America,
00:59:05Stopped responding to Peterson,
00:59:08Called off the guards,
00:59:09And failed to send me any photographs,
00:59:12I thought we'd spend Christmas together
00:59:14And find out exactly what's going on.
00:59:17No.
00:59:17We can't spend Christmas together.
00:59:19I'm in Buffalo.
00:59:22Give me the phone.
00:59:24Yes?
00:59:26We would love to invite your family for Christmas.
00:59:29Henry's family is our family.
00:59:31How is Mom coming to Christmas
00:59:33Without everyone finding out she's the Queen?
00:59:35She'd like to speak with you.
00:59:41Glad somebody understands hospitality.
00:59:46Why is the Royal Caravan in our driveway?
00:59:49Also, we're outside.
00:59:51Peterson gave us the address.
01:00:02Oh, is that the Prince?
01:00:07That would be my parents.
01:00:11They work for the Royal Family, too.
01:00:16Oh.
01:00:16As servants.
01:00:19Oh, okay.
01:00:20Pardon me.
01:00:21One moment.
01:00:25I'll, I'll be, I'll be right back.
01:00:34Ah, there you are.
01:00:37What's going on, Henry?
01:00:38I thought your girlfriend was an heiress.
01:00:41This house is rather small.
01:00:42Um, about that.
01:00:45She's not an heiress.
01:00:48Uh, she's a regular American.
01:00:52A commoner.
01:00:53An American.
01:00:54Henry, are you trying to kill me?
01:00:57What else aren't you telling me?
01:00:59She doesn't know that I'm the Prince?
01:01:03Or that you're the Queen and King?
01:01:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:01:09What in God's name does she think we are?
01:01:11Servants?
01:01:13Oh, no.
01:01:15Henry, where are you?
01:01:17If she sees you dressed like this, she will know I'm the Prince.
01:01:21Please, please, go change.
01:01:22I, I like this girl.
01:01:24Please, go.
01:01:25Go.
01:01:28Hey.
01:01:29Uh, where are your parents?
01:01:31They, uh, they needed a moment to freshen up a little.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36Let's go this way.
01:01:40Consider it, my dear.
01:01:42Do you remember how dumb I was when I was his age?
01:01:46When I was chasing after you?
01:01:48I refuse to pose as a commoner.
01:01:52Besides, what the devil we were.
01:02:06Happy holidays.
01:02:12It's lovely to meet you.
01:02:14Oh, yeah.
01:02:15Well, uh, these are my parents.
01:02:20Vicky.
01:02:21Vicky?
01:02:22And, uh, Eddy.
01:02:25Oh, thank you, m'lady, for your hospitality.
01:02:33This must be the guest house.
01:02:37She's pretty.
01:02:38We're in America.
01:02:39I take that as a compliment, Mother.
01:02:41Something's not right.
01:02:43I love your necklace.
01:02:45So expensive for someone who cleans toilets for a living.
01:02:51It was a gift from me, lady, the queen, for cleaning floors so well.
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:58You know, our floors are absolutely filthy.
01:03:02You wouldn't mind cleaning them while you're here for us, would you?
01:03:04I normally don't speak to the hell, but I'll make an exception for you.
01:03:08Well, aren't you a peach?
01:03:11I'm ready to give them both the royal smackdown.
01:03:14I think it's time to set the table.
01:03:15Would you, would you like to help me, Vicky?
01:03:18Help?
01:03:18What would you be willing to set our table just like you would for the royal family?
01:03:24I mean, I'd really like it.
01:03:26She's never set a table before in her life.
01:03:29She'll give herself away.
01:03:31Right.
01:03:32Governor.
01:03:44I haven't seen such a beautiful table setting since my wife was alive.
01:03:52Cheers to new beginnings.
01:03:54Welcome, Vicky and Eddie, to our family.
01:03:59Cheers.
01:04:01Americans are so loud.
01:04:03And, ew, there's so much dairy in their food.
01:04:06My arteries are clogging just looking at this.
01:04:09Oh, don't be so stiff, Vicky.
01:04:12I quite like it.
01:04:13And look at our boy.
01:04:16He's never looked happier.
01:04:22Oh, we must be getting on.
01:04:27You owe me.
01:04:30I can drive you right now.
01:04:32Oh.
01:04:33I insist.
01:04:35That would be lovely.
01:04:36We could use the time to get acquainted.
01:04:40I hate her.
01:04:42Ever since we were little, she's always gotten everything.
01:04:44And now she gets the house.
01:04:46Don't you worry about this shitty house.
01:04:48We are going to get you a palace.
01:04:51What the hell?
01:04:52We're going to follow those servants back to the royal estate and beg you the prince.
01:05:14Oh, my God.
01:05:16It's the prince.
01:05:21Come to me, my prince.
01:05:24Madam, I am not the prince.
01:05:27That's exactly what a secret prince would say.
01:05:30I know a prince when I see one.
01:05:33Marry me.
01:05:34Make me your princess.
01:05:35Madam, madam, madam.
01:05:36I am not.
01:05:37Madam, madam, madam.
01:05:38I am not.
01:05:39Madam, please.
01:05:41Oh, dear.
01:05:45King, what are you doing?
01:05:47What does it look like?
01:05:48I'm getting a prince.
01:05:50Bow to me, bitches.
01:05:51I'm your queen now.
01:05:53My first act of business, you're all fired.
01:05:56That man is not a prince.
01:05:59He's a servant.
01:06:00What?
01:06:02I...
01:06:02I touched a servant?
01:06:08I tried to warn you, madam.
01:06:11Bow, can we all chit-chat inside for a moment?
01:06:16Is my own mother going to give up my identity?
01:06:20Uh, mother, uh, can't it wait?
01:06:24Uh, we have loads to prepare for, for, uh, Christmas.
01:06:28Don't question my authority, Henry.
01:06:31You must obey me.
01:06:34Uh, uh, uh, I'll be inside.
01:06:39I'll fake for the family, but I won't lie to her.
01:06:44What's your plan with my son?
01:06:47Well, I really like him, but I can't be with him because of his job.
01:06:52Well, his occupation does ask lots of him.
01:06:55Never enough to go round.
01:06:57Great.
01:06:58So he's not just a prostitute.
01:07:00He's a busy prostitute.
01:07:01He's been through a lot since his grandfather died.
01:07:04But, it's a family business.
01:07:08Wait, so him and his grandfather both had sex with people for a living?
01:07:13What?
01:07:14You think my Henry and my beloved father are prostitutes?
01:07:17Wait, but if he's not a prostitute, then what is he?
01:07:21No!
01:07:23Don't!
01:07:29Don't!
01:07:33Don't have a conversation without me!
01:07:36Where were you talking about?
01:07:38Well, I was just inviting Belle and a Grandpa and a Mom to the Royal New Year's Ball.
01:07:44The Royal Ball?
01:07:45Seriously?
01:07:46Yes.
01:07:48That's when the Prince will reveal his identity and stop his American shenanigans.
01:07:55Oh my gosh, this is incredible.
01:07:58Grandpa's going to be so excited.
01:08:00God, I can't wait to tell him.
01:08:02Oh, I...
01:08:07Why are you just like a prince in the family portrait?
01:08:12Out with it, Henry.
01:08:13Well, uh...
01:08:15The Royal Family had us painted like royalty for our years of service.
01:08:25Okay.
01:08:27I'm going to go tell Grandpa.
01:08:31Why did you invite her to the ball?
01:08:33She'll know I'm the prince.
01:08:34That's the point, Henry.
01:08:36I would any woman not want to fall in love with a prince.
01:08:40You think she loves me?
01:08:42I'm not blind, darling.
01:08:44And if you love her, you'll tell her the truth and stop lying.
01:08:48But...
01:08:48But what if I tell her the truth and she doesn't forgive me?
01:08:53It's a risk you'll have to take.
01:08:56But if you don't tell her you're the prince before the ball, I will.
01:09:12Everyone got an invitation to the Royal New Year Ball except me?
01:09:16And I licked a servant!
01:09:18You expected to be invited after the way you treated Henry's parents?
01:09:22This is bullshit.
01:09:24Get me an invitation now!
01:09:25I would love to get you one, except I'm just a lowly driver.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:33I'll get an invitation anyway.
01:09:39Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:09:43Yes.
01:09:46Oh!
01:09:47Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:49I'm so clumsy.
01:09:51Excuse me, ma'am.
01:09:52Do I know you?
01:09:53No!
01:09:53No, no, of course not!
01:09:55But you know what?
01:09:56You are so handsome!
01:09:58I like you!
01:10:00Oh, well, I'm pretty, it's not her.
01:10:01Thank you!
01:10:08Time to go bag of prints.
01:10:13Hey, babe.
01:10:14You know that sex tape you have at you and Belle?
01:10:17I want everyone at the ball to know little Miss Perfect is a dirty little bitch.
01:10:23Did Belle receive the gifts I sent over this morning?
01:10:27What gifts are you talking about?
01:10:29Come on, this way.
01:10:32We are here to dress the family for the royal ball.
01:10:34With the exception of, and I quote, the trashy cousin.
01:10:37No!
01:10:38No, absolutely not!
01:10:39Please, you need to leave!
01:10:41Now!
01:10:41These are orders of the Queen.
01:10:43This is not the way to be treating your royal stylist.
01:10:47Uh, why is the royal stylist here?
01:10:53Who are these people?
01:10:54This is quite normal for us.
01:10:57For, uh, try not to lie, Henry.
01:11:00A Christmas present from the Queen.
01:11:04Ha ha.
01:11:05Yeah.
01:11:05And why would the Queen care about us?
01:11:08Because the Queen is a very generous woman.
01:11:12Ha ha.
01:11:13And Belle, listen, I...
01:11:15Your, your highness!
01:11:17Uh, uh, I mean, uh, Henry.
01:11:20We have to go back to the palace.
01:11:22Your mother needs you.
01:11:23This way.
01:11:24Uh, wait, your highness?
01:11:26Okay, Henry, what is going on?
01:11:27Why is everyone acting so weird?
01:11:29These people are here to help you get ready.
01:11:32I will explain everything at the ball.
01:11:34I promise.
01:11:36Okay.
01:11:43Whatever happens tomorrow,
01:11:45I want you to know that
01:11:47this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
01:11:51Oh, and
01:11:53I lift you a gift.
01:12:07What did he mean,
01:12:09whatever happens?
01:12:17Wow.
01:12:22Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
01:12:27Dad, want to have some champagne?
01:12:30Oh.
01:12:30Oh.
01:12:38Too bad your garage sale tiara
01:12:40doesn't cover your whore face.
01:12:42What are you even doing here?
01:12:44Forget Todd.
01:12:46We came to bag Katie a prince.
01:12:48Where is he?
01:12:49I don't care about the prince.
01:12:51I'm here to see Henry.
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:53Did your fiance dump you again?
01:12:55He's probably cheating on you.
01:12:58And you're so used to being a cuck.
01:13:00He's not cheating on me.
01:13:01Really?
01:13:02Then where is he?
01:13:04He's busy working.
01:13:05Come on.
01:13:06The guy takes secret phone calls
01:13:08and leaves all the time?
01:13:09Taken from me,
01:13:11he's probably boning someone else.
01:13:14Henry did need to tell me something.
01:13:16Maybe they're right.
01:13:17Maybe there is someone else.
01:13:19And after tonight,
01:13:21he might see you a little differently.
01:13:23What are you talking about?
01:13:25We'll see.
01:13:26Just wait for the show.
01:13:29Now, let's go bag a prince
01:13:32for my little princess.
01:13:40See that guy over there?
01:13:43Him?
01:13:44Of course.
01:13:46He asked me to give you
01:13:47this slideshow to play.
01:13:50If it's for the prince,
01:13:51I guess it's okay.
01:13:57God, she's perfect.
01:13:58I have to tell her the truth
01:14:00before it's too late.
01:14:04You look so beautiful,
01:14:06Belle.
01:14:07Belle, there isn't much time.
01:14:09Can we talk?
01:14:10Oh, God.
01:14:11He wants to talk
01:14:12because there's someone else.
01:14:15I know that this was
01:14:17just a contract thing
01:14:18and I didn't mean to lie to you.
01:14:21I can't believe
01:14:21this is happening to me.
01:14:23Again.
01:14:24God, I'm an idiot.
01:14:25It's...
01:14:26I'm fine.
01:14:27Can't I...
01:14:28I already know.
01:14:29What?
01:14:30You know?
01:14:31How?
01:14:32I wish you had told me
01:14:34that you were in love
01:14:34with somebody else before...
01:14:36Wait a second.
01:14:37You think I'm in love
01:14:38with someone else?
01:14:40There is no one else
01:14:43but you.
01:14:47Well, good.
01:14:49Because I am in love with you.
01:14:51I love you too, Belle.
01:14:53You know, I haven't felt
01:14:54what family's supposed to feel like
01:14:56since Grandma died.
01:14:57But you brought that feeling back.
01:14:59And you gave me
01:15:00the American Christmas
01:15:01I always wanted.
01:15:03Well, if there's no one else,
01:15:04then what did you want to tell me?
01:15:05I, um...
01:15:08I don't want to work for you.
01:15:10I want to be with you.
01:15:12But, um...
01:15:13I'm not the person
01:15:14I said that I was.
01:15:15I'm actually...
01:15:16Your Highness!
01:15:19Henry, you have to go.
01:15:21I have your jacket.
01:15:22Forgive me.
01:15:23I...
01:15:23I'm sorry.
01:15:25Your Highness?
01:15:26I'm sorry.
01:15:26What the hell is going on?
01:15:34Ladies and gentlemen,
01:15:36please stand
01:15:37for His Highness
01:15:38King Edward of Monrovia
01:15:40and Her Majesty
01:15:42Queen Victoria.
01:16:01And for the first time
01:16:03publicly in the United States,
01:16:05Prince Harold von Monrovingham
01:16:07of Monrovia.
01:16:28Oh, my God.
01:16:30He's a prince.
01:16:35That's what he was
01:16:35trying to tell me?
01:16:36He's the prince of Monrovia.
01:16:38I'm gonna faint.
01:16:42I knew I liked this kid.
01:16:44He's the prince?
01:16:46What the fuck?
01:16:47He's the prince?
01:16:48That means...
01:16:50I asked the Queen of Monrovia
01:16:52to scrub our toilets.
01:16:54Oh, my God!
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:56Let her have her moment for now.
01:16:59My name is Prince
01:17:00Harold von Monrovingham.
01:17:03But
01:17:04to just one person here,
01:17:07I'm just Henry.
01:17:10You hid your identity.
01:17:12Why couldn't you just tell me?
01:17:13I didn't know
01:17:15if I could
01:17:16find someone
01:17:17who would love me for me
01:17:18and not just my crown.
01:17:20So you lied.
01:17:21I know I lied.
01:17:22But I didn't think
01:17:24that love was something
01:17:24that was possible for me
01:17:26until I met you.
01:17:27And now I'm
01:17:28terrified that
01:17:30you'll never forgive me.
01:17:32How could I ever
01:17:33trust you again?
01:17:34I told you
01:17:35I hate liars.
01:17:37And that's exactly why
01:17:38I wanted to
01:17:39make this public
01:17:40so that I could
01:17:41win you back.
01:17:42Oh,
01:17:44will you...
01:17:44will you marry me?
01:17:47For real this time.
01:17:49Be my princess.
01:17:55I...
01:17:56Stop.
01:17:57There's no way
01:17:59this bitch
01:17:59is becoming princess.
01:18:01Can't those Americans
01:18:02do anything normally?
01:18:05This whoreface
01:18:05is trash
01:18:06and doesn't deserve
01:18:08to be royalty.
01:18:09Please, Katie.
01:18:10Stop.
01:18:10You're embarrassing yourself.
01:18:12The only thing
01:18:12embarrassing about
01:18:13this family
01:18:14is that little twat.
01:18:16Her old
01:18:16goody-goody
01:18:17is an act.
01:18:19She fooled your son
01:18:20and she doesn't
01:18:21deserve to be a princess.
01:18:22What are you talking about?
01:18:23Enough with this
01:18:24American insanity.
01:18:26My son was
01:18:27mid-proposal.
01:18:28Go on.
01:18:29Go on, Henry.
01:18:30No attention
01:18:31to this
01:18:32commoner.
01:18:33Your Majesty's,
01:18:34about earlier.
01:18:34I'm sorry.
01:18:35Sorry about what?
01:18:36Asking me to
01:18:37scrub your toilets?
01:18:39We apologize,
01:18:40your highnesses.
01:18:41But there's been
01:18:43a big misunderstanding.
01:18:44No, I understand
01:18:45who you are
01:18:46very well.
01:18:47God.
01:18:51Get off me.
01:18:53Don't you want
01:18:53to know the truth
01:18:54about your future
01:18:55daughter-in-law?
01:18:56She is a whore.
01:18:58Watch it.
01:18:58There's nothing
01:18:59that you can say
01:19:00that can make me
01:19:01love Belle any less.
01:19:02You're a liar.
01:19:03I have nothing
01:19:04to hide.
01:19:06No.
01:19:06Apparently,
01:19:07you put it all
01:19:08out there.
01:19:09Remember that
01:19:10little video
01:19:10you took with Todd?
01:19:12I don't think
01:19:13you'll like it
01:19:13once you see
01:19:14what trash you are.
01:19:15That video
01:19:16is private.
01:19:18What video,
01:19:19Henry?
01:19:19What is she
01:19:20talking about?
01:19:21Now ask
01:19:22yourselves,
01:19:23is this the kind
01:19:24of ho,
01:19:25ho,
01:19:25ho you want
01:19:26for a princess
01:19:27of your shitty
01:19:28country?
01:19:29Hit it.
01:19:39What the fuck?
01:19:41Where's Belle's
01:19:42sex tape?
01:19:42Belle,
01:19:43is that true?
01:19:44Don't listen to a word
01:19:46this lunatic
01:19:46has to say.
01:19:47She assaulted me
01:19:48and has been stalking
01:19:49the prince all along.
01:19:51He's lying.
01:19:53Just look at the video.
01:19:54I gave it to the tech guy.
01:19:56And I promptly
01:19:57took care of it.
01:19:59Enough!
01:20:00This is nothing
01:20:01but a case
01:20:01of revenge porn.
01:20:03Now bow to the royal family
01:20:05and beg for forgiveness.
01:20:07What?
01:20:19Please forgive me.
01:20:21Not just to me.
01:20:23Also to the future
01:20:24princess of Monrovia.
01:20:26What?
01:20:27She isn't a princess!
01:20:28Not yet.
01:20:29Now bow.
01:20:32Your highness,
01:20:34I bow.
01:20:35I suppose that will do.
01:20:38I know off to you
01:20:39to the police station.
01:20:41Guards!
01:20:43Please,
01:20:44your highness,
01:20:45forgive me.
01:20:46It was just a joke.
01:20:47Oh, a joke.
01:20:48Just when you
01:20:49assaulted my valet.
01:20:51Hmm?
01:20:52Guards!
01:20:52Now how's that
01:20:53for being the
01:20:54old egg?
01:20:55I'm calling my lawyer!
01:20:57Wait!
01:20:58I should be
01:20:59the princess of Monrovia!
01:21:00Me!
01:21:02Now,
01:21:02where were we?
01:21:03Henry?
01:21:04Oh, yes.
01:21:04On one knee.
01:21:05Right.
01:21:13Belle,
01:21:15will you do me the honor?
01:21:17Being the wife
01:21:18of
01:21:18Prince
01:21:19Harold
01:21:20von Monrovingen?
01:21:26No.
01:21:30I don't know
01:21:31who that is.
01:21:36But I will
01:21:37marry Henry.
01:21:40But never
01:21:41lie to me again.
01:21:42I promise
01:21:43I will never,
01:21:44ever lie to you
01:21:45ever again.
01:21:46My beautiful
01:21:47Belle.
01:21:47Then I forgive you.
01:21:49Because I'm a prince?
01:21:51No,
01:21:51because you're you.
01:21:53I don't need
01:21:54these presents,
01:21:55this crown,
01:21:56or the royal estate.
01:21:57I just want
01:21:58you.
01:22:08No kiss already.
01:22:10That's an order.
01:22:16To the future
01:22:17princess of Monrovia,
01:22:20Princess Belle.
01:22:33Oh,
01:22:34these are quite comfy,
01:22:36actually.
01:22:37Yeah.
01:22:40you know what?
01:22:40I'll get started.
01:22:42This gift
01:22:43is for Belle,
01:22:44and
01:22:45it's a special token
01:22:47for the first time
01:22:49we've ever met.
01:22:51Is it another
01:22:52tiara?
01:22:58It's better
01:22:59than a tiara.
01:23:00Aw,
01:23:00it's a pretty
01:23:00tiara.
01:23:02For all the riches
01:23:03in my kingdom,
01:23:05you're the greatest
01:23:05gift I've ever
01:23:06received.
01:23:09Aw.
01:23:10Is that a tiara?
01:23:14I have the royal
01:23:15nappies,
01:23:16your highness.
01:23:22I have the
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