00:01Dear distinguished guest,
00:05you are cordially invited to a remarkable
00:09and exclusive evening that will forever change your life.
00:14So does anybody know each other or is...?
00:16No.
00:17I bet I could guess everybody's jobs.
00:18Producer, actress, writer, bad actor.
00:21And directing duo.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Nope.
00:24Hang on, what is that?
00:27It's a safe.
00:29Return the five awards to this self-locking safe by midnight tonight
00:32and another hidden safe will be remotely open
00:34containing a life-changing amount of money.
00:36One million dollars each.
00:39Huh.
00:411400 Kings Road night.
00:44That's Jack Woodrow's house.
00:47Darth Vader of Hollywood.
00:48Mr. Woodrow!
00:49We're gonna let the intruder pitch his movie
00:52and if you get bored, I'll shoot him.
00:54Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:55Go!
00:55Whoa!
00:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
00:57No, that's not...
00:58Everyone knows Jack Woodrow's awards mean everything to him.
01:01Everything.
01:03He's made with Jesus and Indiana.
01:05Yeah.
01:13This studio head didn't invite us here
01:15because we're on movie posters.
01:17We got invited here because Hollywood screwed us.
01:21So let's screw it back.
01:23Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:34Oh!
01:35Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:52He got shot throwing a heist.
01:54A heist?
01:55Do you know how to move a bullet?
01:56I'm not that kind of doctor, I'm a podiatrist.
01:58It's about to get real dangerous
02:00Woo! I am in!
