00:00Oh, you're so beautiful you're like an SF 6.5 a Kansas 10. Do another shot
00:11This random girl has been leaving voicemails on my new work cell their first sister
00:16I love dating except for the part where you feel like a hideous unlovable troll that might match with Ted
00:22Bundy
00:25My boss is so unhinged my dude
00:30Yes, chef did little orphan Annie come into my kitchen last night and shed her ginger ass on this tart
00:38Wait, how does she not know that her sister changed her number? I'm gonna have to see what's happening
00:43Hey is I'm just calling you to ask how am I supposed to do this without you?
00:52You're in a better place
00:55Slurping face with Heath Ledger as we speak, huh?
00:58I miss you
01:03Isabel died in November
01:07She was just the love of my life
01:11Her voicemails for her dead sister you gotta tell her no no no this is her way of healing
01:18This is dumb, but I have this fantasy that someone's gonna come and sit down next to me like I'm
01:24Meg Ryan
01:26We lock eyes
01:27Then it happens
01:29Sorry, is this is this seat taken?
01:39I am boy sober
01:41I am girl sober
01:42I will not make out with you
01:43Even if you beg me I won't do it
01:45Scout's honor
01:48Tell her the truth
01:50Just say the words
01:52Jill
02:07This is like a sick reboot of You've Got Man
02:09Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart
02:11You are not Tom Hanks!
02:13Thanks but
02:14You gotta check out my print
02:14Sometimes music leagues
02:18Music街
02:19Can you please use his dedication?
02:19Price?
02:19I am exactly the best
02:29optimistic
02:29My
