00:00¡Ah!
00:01¡Ah, tú eres tan hermosa.
00:02Tú eres como un S.F. 6.5, a Kansas 10.
00:05¿Quieres un otro shot?
00:09¡Yo, Isabel!
00:11¡Yo!
00:11Esta chica ha estado dejando voicemails en mi nuevo trabajo.
00:15Están para su hija.
00:16¡I love dating!
00:18Excepto por la parte donde se siente como un unlovable troll
00:20que podría estar con Ted Bundy.
00:25¡My boss!
00:26Es tan unhinged, mi dude.
00:28¡Line up!
00:30¡Yes, Chef!
00:30Did little orphan Annie come into my kitchen last night
00:33and shed her ginger ass on this tart?
00:38Wait, how does she not know that her sister changed her number?
00:42I'm gonna just see what's happening.
00:44Hey, Iz.
00:44I'm just calling you to ask how am I supposed to do this without you?
00:52You're in a better place.
00:54Molly's slurping face with Heath Ledger as we speak, huh?
00:58But I miss you.
01:03Isabel died in November.
01:07She was just the love of my life.
01:11Her voicemails for her dead sister.
01:13You gotta tell her.
01:14No, no, no, no.
01:15This is her way of healing.
01:18This is dumb, but I have this fantasy that someone's gonna come and sit down next to me.
01:24Like, I'm Meg Ryan.
01:25We lock eyes.
01:27Then it happens.
01:29Sorry, is this...
01:30Is this seat taken?
01:40I am boy sober.
01:41I am girl sober.
01:42I will not make out with you.
01:43Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
01:45Scout's honor.
01:48Tell her the truth.
01:50Just say the words.
01:53Jill...
01:57Uh...
02:06This is like a sick reboot of You've Got Man.
02:09Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart.
02:11You are not Tom Hanks!
02:26You are not Tom Hanks!
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