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Superboy vs. Alien New Ep,21 RS
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00:12let go of the president hand over the nuclear codes or i stick this down your
00:19hey who's hungry for some fried calamari
00:26it's commander z leader of the zenrith league
00:32what's up how's your grandpa doing amelia the last time i saved him
00:37shoot him
00:42oh
00:59let's get this over with i have a thing later
01:13so
01:30don't worry buddy i know a really good taylor
01:39you've done it again commander z
01:41it took the fbi five years fighting these alien terrorists but it only took you five months
01:47undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out
01:51told you i have a thing later sir please let me honor you with a public announcement
01:56whoa sir with all due respect
01:59i just want to live my life
02:16as a normal high school senior
02:20sir your tux
02:24fuck i'm gonna be late for our date ivy's gonna be real mad and your flowers
02:31thanks alphonse but i'm gonna need more than this help me get her a good apology present
02:36something fancy okay
02:39another gift but you just secretly got her into zenith league
02:49whoa watch it hey i know you like what you're seeing but maybe buy the lady a drink first
03:00wait you're cat girl kimmy newly melted rank s superheroman
03:05i know you fanboys want my autograph
03:09sorry to disappoint but i have a girlfriend already she's the only superhero for me oh good
03:14because i don't have time to chit chat with nerds you can run along to your girlfriend
03:18while i go save the president don't sweat it i i already took care of the alien wait
03:23took care of the alien you name zeno
03:28that's the next wave of enemies wait i should tell you there's only one way to kill them
03:32who do you think i am i'm cat girl bird's natural predator not those guys their feathered coats are
03:37made of a special metal it's impenetrable go for the inside of their beaks and how would you know
03:43what whatever who is he to tell me how to fight
03:52phew made it right on time
03:57why is there a party here ivy hey anyone seen ivy
04:05i brought you flowers for our dating anniversary and i'm glad you made it zeno this is my breakup
04:12party because i'm dumping you
04:15breaking up we just hit our two you missed the entire half of the school year i know you're
04:21bland and you blend in hang on i'm bland what you've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or
04:27something but you're utterly forgettable now and that's embarrassing me seriously simps are
04:33supposed to try extra hard for your attention he doesn't even try guess he's a failure at that too
04:38excuse me though i'm enjoying the sweet talk this is between me and my girlfriend stop pretending
04:45like you can even protect me or have anything to offer zeno and how would you know that because
04:50i'm gonna be the new face of zenith league i was just recruited by the number one superhero league
04:58in the world as for you class rankings came out already haven't you seen them you missed so much of
05:05mercenary school you missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues your lowest of the lows
05:10rank z and you know zenith league only takes rank a's and above i can't be seen with you like
05:16this
05:22they're asking me commander z of the entire league to try out for my own team
05:28you don't understand would king kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug
05:33i thought so look closely i only score so low so that you ivy don't have to feel so bad
05:41about coming
05:41in last place i didn't ask you to do those things quit trying to guilt trip me i bet even
05:47if your parents
05:48were alive they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too
06:02i kill you just for fun but why waste time on a maggot like you i won't let you get
06:08away with it
06:14that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child go
06:20through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:27or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't be such a loser
06:32whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better someone who can
06:38actually take me to high places hey what's up nerd
06:54you cheated on me ivy
06:57brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him he's my real hero oh my god
07:04his
07:04superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just a powerless weakling born to be a
07:10loser ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage them for you looks like i gained
07:16another power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you because guess what zenith league is
07:22starting an all-girl special team and ivy is going to be on it that's right it's led by the
07:28drop dead
07:28gorgeous cat girl kimi and i'm the newest member oh i'm so excited why aren't you applauding you
07:35should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend that's because i was the one who got
07:40you in
07:48that xeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his intel
07:54whoever he is i must find him you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is
08:05so
08:05limited he doesn't even know the meaning of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal
08:10definition of zenith league yeah even i know zenith means top of the top what are those glasses for
08:17anyways keep your mediocrity away from me don't be an idiot zeno you don't even have
08:23powers i only got into zenith league all thanks to brad his dad is the headhunter i see how it
08:30is
08:30your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering up your greed and to think i was going
08:34to take you to the top with me not anymore i know you're sensitive and i broke your fragile little
08:38heart but let's face it there's no future with you that's because you're too busy plummeting to the
08:43ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you from the oncoming regret
08:48when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good not petty
09:14fights
09:21nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it how did he oh he's so big and strong
09:27they don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other zeno even being
09:34invisible would do you more good than having no powers i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for
09:40yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over
09:45here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust you know love is for fairy tales even i know
09:49that
09:52a loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh well jokes on her
10:00because from where i stand i see a hero
10:14that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you
10:21had him in the bag miss rank s i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half
10:28guess you're
10:29not just some nerd you'd be an asset to zeneryth league how about you become our battle tactician
10:35is that an invite to my own superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits
10:43your ex-girlfriend will be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend
10:47help you get back at her i went from tactician to boyfriend in less than five seconds
10:51that's a little fast i have to think about it i live life on the edge bottoms up boo
10:57this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover for this
11:05first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents but i bet you'll
11:10have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they won't need my help oh
11:14you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm gonna change i'll be back in a moment to introduce you
11:26first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits
11:31again you nearly killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too
11:35maybe save some fun for me this time huh what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best
11:41superheroes can fight crime and evil together not torment civilians
11:49oh my gosh zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me personally delivered
11:54by cat girl kiwi sidekick too and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:05what's up towel boy
12:09wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us now go wash my dirty laundry they
12:18think i'm
12:18just a towel boy this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other
12:24day oh yeah
12:25you want to get whooped again this what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring
12:33guns and stroking your eagles xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league
12:40superheroes and recruits your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate
12:45pinky power who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school
12:51came in dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking
12:57me now that's so creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:03or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:09last time you
13:10fucking lost it you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one who's
13:17all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing
13:21ant that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got real
13:27combat
13:27experience
13:32so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in humility
13:40give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:44enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on
13:48loser you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared
13:52brad everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're
13:56going to break his arm in less than a second you keep underestimating me ivy but you're going to
14:00regret it her only regret is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you
14:05don't
14:05trigger happy will show you a real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of
14:10helping those in need i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit
14:16better use that pinky power you were talking about if you want to live
14:23three two one go
14:34if you're rank a then what am i
14:40what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder
14:46not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before
14:53this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it i'd never lose
15:00i won fair and square bro who's the sore loser now
15:10enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:14is no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front
15:20of all the heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger
15:25room the
15:26ultimate training arena for zenith league designed by cat girl kimmy herself is the only rank s female
15:33fighter in the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses anyways impressed
15:37this whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip
15:41zenith league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall before you couldn't
15:45even hit an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to me i'm a
15:49somebody now and
15:50you're a nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging
15:54me
15:54back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all
16:07he caught my whip
16:10this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay
16:14you said you got this whip because cat girl kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad
16:19yes and you better watch it you can fish in this and you mess with me that's messing
16:25with cat girl kimmy you're an idiot xeno and i thought you were at least book smart all of us
16:31here are rank a heroes we can pummel you to mush if we wanted to but now you're straight up
16:36tempting
16:36death cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that oh yes i heard she told
16:41me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one who invited me today are you kidding me
16:46cat girl kimiko is a rank-ass hero she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:50oof when they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can
16:55it's time i take back everything i ever gave you and put you in your place
17:09so are we just gonna stand around and talk or are we gonna fight
17:19what was that xeon you'll pay for this brad do something
17:27this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:36you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:43hey hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:53i want his head
18:18you just kissed him
18:20do you know who that is
18:23that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school yep my new battle tactician and he's got
18:29better moves than everyone in this room combined he has zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a
18:36towel boy he beat your arm in under a second anyone else want to debate his qualifications
18:42you could have just shaken my hand where's the fun in that my office five minutes
18:51do something oh i'm gonna do something
18:58tonight there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:03someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:07how classified identity level real names home addresses
19:12every active hero in the league including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range
19:17and call the shots from the outside boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting
19:22the vault
19:27goes by vortex new nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:33he drained supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch
19:40so he can only drain one person at a time yes then don't let him get his hands on both
19:46of you at
19:47once you keep him splitting his attention he can't drain what he can't catch see that's why you're here
19:57meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:04i built this league to protect people if vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking target
20:13we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you vortex is the one hanging
20:19back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted look at that he strategizes
20:35boomerang boomerang left
20:43now
20:47i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank s i've been looking forward to this
20:58keep him reaching left and keep me don't let the vacuum into a corner he's counting on that
21:08who's in your ear
21:24interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:47boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped mission's a win a win
21:52boomerang got drained nobody's ever taken her down before
21:56she'd be completely powerless right now if kimi hadn't split his attention he can only drain one
22:00target at a time that's his limit that's how you beat him he also grabbed our tactist outside the van
22:05tried to drain him nothing happened why rank z remember nothing to drain
22:11i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the works something doesn't
22:16add up i trust him that's enough you've known him for two days kimi he's got no rank no powers
22:23and
22:24vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking for meeting's over
22:33xenon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:37i study people it's what i do and when his hand was on your wrist you didn't flinch
22:42you didn't panic you were waiting to see what he'd do
22:45xenon is there something you want to tell me
23:00zenith league i have a simple request commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:08publicly in the city square you have until dawn or i drain every rank a hero in this city
23:13simultaneously every single one
23:18can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander z
23:25is
23:34so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us some of us don't have anything
23:40to worry
23:41about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon right lucky you
24:01not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:14so
24:19no way
24:28oh oh that's why
24:46oh
25:02he's not waiting for dawn everyone full gear now
25:14zeno get me a plan if i go out there as commander z
25:20everything i built gets blown open everyone i've kept safe my team my cover my life
25:29gone but if i don't i can feel it he's pulling from here
25:36xeno i need a plan now
25:39commander z sir you have to go now if he completes the drain i know alphonse
25:59i know who commander z is
26:01i know who commander z is
26:18don't move
26:20etc
26:22about
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