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00:00Oh
00:03Here we go high-octane stuff
00:08That's what that was good
00:10Ridiculous, oh my god, I've got goosebumps
00:16180 children so he's bigger than us, Matt. Have a look. I'm not gonna see an erection are we? Oh
00:21my god
00:22Can you imagine? African greys are notorious. They're the worst behaved parrot. This steam tune don't have to make you
00:28dance so, doesn't it?
00:28Yeah, oh Nigel, let's give up this showbiz life and go and live on a canal boat
00:34In the week we bid a fun farewell to artist David Hockney
00:39We enjoyed lots of great telly
00:43Rachel was shuffling her numbers on Channel 4
00:4725, 100, 50 and 75 and the first target
00:52639
00:53639 numbers up. What set maths were you? Top. No, you weren't. This was no you weren't
00:59What are eight nines? What do you mean? What's eight times nine? 81. Oh, okay. Maybe we're I was bottom
01:06set
01:06What's nine times nine?
01:1081 81 so you're you're so thick you didn't know I got it wrong was wrong. So you were bottom
01:15set
01:15I wasn't I was tricky. I was I was I was riddling you
01:21More scams were being busted on the BBC
01:24You're on the phone to a scammer my love. You need to hang up the phone
01:27All right
01:29This is scam interceptors. This is scam interceptors. Mm-hmm
01:35I am Nigel havers. Well, you know, it's amazing isn't it really? Have you had your medication this morning?
01:41No, I forgot to take it
01:44Another celebrity was off globe trotting on Disney Plus sites and experiences
01:49That's a fang. I'm in the head in Paris
01:52Mexico City
01:54London and my hometown
01:56You're a New York treasure
01:57I'll never
01:59Never forget the time you told me that you went to New York and the first place you tried was
02:05TGI's because you thought that's the home of TGI's
02:08That was that was you venturing out. It wasn't as good. You preferred the one in Basildon
02:13I'm way, way better in Basildon. Yeah, you know that was gonna shut down. Was it? I petitioned. And is
02:18it staying? It's still there
02:19Still going. Oh wait, because of you. Well, I like to take credit for it
02:23But yeah, they've got some more investment still going strong
02:34In Essex
02:35Chocolate goats
02:38I should be surprised by you you get weird on the longer why have you got chocolate goats best mates
02:44Jordan and Perry?
02:45Okay, you're telling me if you didn't see that in the shot you wouldn't pick it up. No, I wouldn't
02:49You're right, then you're an outright liar. Why would I buy a chocolate goat? Because it's do you like chocolate?
02:55Yeah, like goats
02:58On Thursday things were nearing fever pitch now favorite letters and numbers game on Channel 4
03:04What annoys me about it is when the contestant does a lot of the consonant place?
03:12I'll have a vowel place
03:15Another vowel that is the format of the show
03:19What do you want? Do you want them to read them off? No, you say I'll have five consonants and
03:24four vowels
03:24Oh, you think get the orc?
03:26It's just quicker. Who does it these days? It was Anne Robinson when I was on it
03:29Oh
03:31Do you have an affair with Anne Robinson? No
03:36Countdown just highlights how incredibly thick I am
03:38No, you're gonna, we'll be good at K10, we'll be good
03:41Do you know one word that always gets stuck in my head every now and again?
03:45Onomatopoeia
03:45And I think I like that one because I remember learning
03:48Wallop
03:50Wallop
03:51Is it onomatopoeia?
03:53Is it? What does onomatopoeia mean?
03:56I like the word
03:56Is that your favorite word but you don't know what it means?
03:58Today we start our quest to crown the series 93 champion and the recipient of that Richard Whiteley Memorial Trophy
04:08Do you know who Richard Whiteley was?
04:09Mm-mm
04:09First presenter of Countdown
04:11Right
04:11Was Richard Whiteley in that trophy then?
04:14I don't know
04:15What is...
04:16He's ashes
04:17Well, let's introduce our number one seed, Patrick Thompson returns
04:21Strong shirt, big fan of Patrick and his shirt already
04:24What would I be number one seed in?
04:28Pfft
04:29I'm offended, I'm offended
04:31That took a bit too long
04:32Start the first quarter-final
04:34With N
04:35And another
04:37G
04:37This is what I mean
04:39I
04:39And another
04:40A
04:41Great
04:42I've got great already
04:43Well done, you
04:44Great
04:46Oh, yeah, very good
04:48And a final E
04:49Goodness me
04:50At home and in the studio, let's play Countdown
04:52Right, so it started
04:53Oh, my God, I'm panicking, I'm panicking
04:55Tread
04:56Nagratied
04:59Degrading, is that in there?
05:00Treading
05:01Treading's a good one
05:02Grenade
05:03You've got grenade?
05:04G-R-E-N-A-D-E
05:06How are you so good at this?
05:08I feel like I'm on the surf with Susie Dent
05:14I'm going to go grande
05:14Would that count?
05:16G-R-A-N-D-E
05:18Grande
05:19Treading
05:20Treading is really good
05:22These are good letters
05:23We should be able to get more than this
05:24An eight?
05:25An eight?
05:25That's an eight
05:26Yeah, all right
05:27But it feels like there should be a nine here
05:28I bet they've got a nine
05:29Well, go on then
05:30No, I don't know what it is
05:31But they're up to chumps
05:35T-E-A-R-I-N-G
05:36T-E-A-R-I-N-G
05:36T-E-A-R-I-N-G
05:38T-E-A-R-I-N-G
05:38That's a seven, Joe
05:39Patrick
05:40Nine
05:41Christ
05:42Nine?
05:43See?
05:43I told you
05:45Denigrate
05:45And for you, Tom
05:47The same word, denigrate
05:48Just pass it over, yes!
05:50What's denigrate?
05:52Put down
05:52Oh, denigrate
05:54Denigrate?
05:55Oh, he's denigrated all over me
05:57I don't think it's that
05:59No
05:59Start with O
06:01And another
06:02I
06:03Oi
06:03That's a good one
06:04And a consonant
06:06P
06:06O-A-P, Nigel
06:08O-A
06:09Another consonant, please
06:11Lastly, T
06:12Half a minute
06:14Snapples
06:14Mansplains nearly there
06:18I'm just struggling with
06:19I'm just struggling with trying to think of any word
06:21Why is it so hard?
06:26Tim's
06:26Mi...
06:27My...
06:28Naples?
06:29No, you need two Ps
06:30Naples
06:31I've got Spam
06:33Spam?
06:34Spam?
06:35Yeah
06:36Ser-per-at-mer
06:38Ad-mer-it
06:39Spam
06:43Snap is probably the best we've got
06:45That's terrible
06:46Lipo
06:47Lipo
06:47You're going with four, are you?
06:49No, Plants
06:49Plants
06:50A six
06:51Patrick
06:52Eight
06:52Oh, what's he got?
06:55Oh, Patrick
06:55How on earth do you get eight out of that?
06:57Patrick's on it, that's why it's number one seed
07:00Implants
07:01Implants
07:01Very well spotted
07:02Oh!
07:03You should've got that
07:05Let's do numbers for the first time today
07:08See, this is where I'm out
07:10I'm like, there's... I should just take my glasses off
07:1425, 100, 50 and 75 and the first target... 639
07:19So, so...
07:21Shhh
07:22Oh, don't say it out loud
07:23Oh...
07:23Oh God
07:24So this is like maths
07:26Yeah
07:26It's not like maths, it is maths
07:29Okay
07:32100 times seven
07:33Yeah, 700
07:34700
07:36I'm lost
07:37Seven times 100 is 700
07:39Yeah
07:40Minus
07:40Minus
07:41Minus 75
07:42Gives you 625
07:43Umm
07:45625
07:46625 plus 3
07:48628
07:48That's as close as I've got
07:52I've got 640
07:54Go on
07:546 times 100 is 100
07:56Wait, where's the six?
07:58Oh no
08:00It's too hard
08:01I don't like this part of the game
08:02I wasn't watching this, I was watching Home and Away
08:04Me too, it was not at the same time, wasn't it?
08:07Yeah
08:07No child in her right mind would choose Countdown over Home and Away
08:13You got it?
08:14I haven't got 639, no
08:16Fuck!
08:16I've got 700
08:18Okay, four large, 639, Patrick
08:21Yeah, 639
08:22Patrick
08:23Wow
08:24How casual
08:25And Tom
08:26No, 641
08:28641
08:29Oh, you fool
08:30I'll be honest, Max, I don't know if when I was in my GCSE maths
08:35I would have been able to have even completed question one with you next to me
08:39That's fair, that is fair
08:40Oh, I don't know
08:41Oh, maybe we do that
08:42Then we do this
08:42How about that?
08:44Oh God
08:44Ten more points to come up
08:46They're always extra hard as we reveal our first quarterfinal
08:50Countdown conundrum
08:51I'm ready for it
08:54Conundrum's not good for me, yeah?
08:56Can you spell conundrum?
08:58C-O-N-U-N-D-R-U-M
09:00Bloody hell, that was good
09:02Grow up
09:05What?
09:06What?
09:08Oh my God, Patrick, we're trying to play along
09:12Ridiculous
09:12Okay, well, er...
09:14He's already got it
09:15What?
09:16Chrysalis
09:17Have a look
09:18Wow
09:18Wow
09:20No, that is crazy
09:22Is that like a disease?
09:26Oh, have you got chrysalis again?
09:29Try and put that in a sentence
09:30Chrysalis
09:31Yeah
09:31I'd be like, can I get two glasses of chrysalis, please?
09:34Can I get two glasses of cold, crisp chrysalis?
09:37Do you think you'd be good on it if you went on?
09:38Do you think you'd cope with the pressure?
09:40I'd just ask them to stop time
09:41Just stop the time?
09:42You know, like Bernard's Watch
09:43Oh my God, what a show
09:45That was a good one
10:00McDonald's, taste of the tournament
10:02The sweet Carolina barbecue stack
10:05Covered in a sticky Carolina barbecue sauce
10:08And the Mexican chipotle chicken
10:11Smothered in smoky chipotle in the aloe sauce
10:18Plus, crunchy cheese bites
10:22Taste of the tournament
10:23Only
10:24Look smarter than tracksuit bottoms
10:25Do you know that?
10:26What do you mean they don't look smarter?
10:28Well, they don't look smarter than tracksuit bottoms
10:31Do you know, do you know they look like
10:32I'm not trying to, I'm watching fucking telly
10:36On Thursday, Rav and the gang were back giving cyber criminals
10:40What for on the BBC?
10:42Scam interceptors are actually awesome
10:44They're the people that intercept scammers
10:46I like scams though, so
10:48I got one of those emails saying
10:50We know what you've been looking at online
10:52And we will publish it all
10:53Unless you pay us £10,000 now
10:56And I was like, well
10:58Feel free to let people know
11:00That I occasionally read The Guardian online
11:03Do you want to sit on my lap this week, Nigel?
11:06I think you'd be nice
11:07Are you scamming me?
11:08No, I'm only joking
11:09I don't want your bony arse on my delicate thighs
11:14This is Scam Interceptors
11:18You're doing God's work
11:20Have you ever been scammed?
11:22Er, yeah
11:23Have you actually?
11:24Well, it was my own fault
11:25Well, how?
11:27Because I believed someone when they told me
11:30To invest in oil that was coming out of Venezuela
11:36When the team aren't intercepting scam calls
11:39They're like doing jigsaw puzzles
11:41They're busy looking into other types of scams
11:44This is good, actually
11:46This is a good education, especially for me
11:48Interceptor Mark
11:49I feel like I know him
11:50Has been looking into one of the fastest growing
11:52And manipulative scams out there
11:55Go on, what is it?
11:56We've been looking into what we're calling
11:58A celebrity impersonation scam
11:59Oh, I don't know any
12:01I've had this
12:02I've had a DM from someone saying
12:04Hello, I'm Diana Ross
12:06And I need money to help me get back to America
12:09After I've been on tour
12:10So we set up a Facebook profile
12:12I had my picture, my face on it
12:14And I joined some celebrity groups for fans
12:17Of these celebrities all around the world
12:19Oh my God
12:20There was once upon a time
12:21Someone thought I was JB from JLS
12:24I know
12:25That's just
12:26Now we can see four people claiming to be
12:28The legitimate Rhys Witherspoon
12:30Rhys Witherspoon, is that a pub?
12:32No, that's Witherspoon, isn't it?
12:35Rhys Witherspoon is a famous actress
12:38Imagine
12:38Oh my God
12:39Rhys Witherspoon wants to shag me
12:41That's mad
12:42This person is claiming to be Rhys Witherspoon
12:44And opens with a cold message saying
12:46Hello, sweetheart
12:47With a little kiss
12:47Hello, sweetheart
12:48Hello, sweetheart
12:50Just become a market trader from East Dantus
12:53So you've questioned it
12:54Is this Rhys?
12:56And the reply
12:57Yes, of course, babe
12:58Any problem
13:01Babe
13:04That's how Rhys speaks
13:07This is close, babe
13:08Yeah, right, chicken
13:10The scammer at this point sent me this video
13:12I didn't ask for this
13:13This is an interesting watch
13:14It's the first half of Legally Blonde
13:16Hello, I'm real
13:17So if you don't believe me
13:19I don't know what to tell you
13:20This is me
13:20Have a good day
13:24Just moving really strangely
13:26Hello, this is me
13:28If you don't believe me
13:29Then that's okay
13:30Have a good day
13:30After about a week of chatting
13:32Okay
13:33Last night I got these messages from Rhys
13:35To purchase a VIP card
13:38Here we go
13:39Get your credit card out
13:40I had a message from someone claiming to be Rhys Willerspoon management
13:45They said their name was Rick Yorn
13:48Rick what?
13:49Rick Yorn
13:49There is a legitimate Hollywood producer called Rick Yorn
13:53Can't be very successful if he's got a second business
13:56We know for sure that the person Mark is talking to is a scammer
14:00Time to give them a call and try to get some answers
14:04It's Eamon Holmes, isn't it?
14:06Rick, mate, answer the phone
14:09Hi, is that, is that Rhys' manager?
14:13Yeah, I'm Rhys' management manager, how you doing?
14:20Oh, come on, mate
14:22Oh, brother, I'm sorry
14:23Come on
14:24I'm sorry, your name is not Rick Yorn
14:27Yeah, I'm doing really good
14:29I just, I'm confused with what you're asking me to do
14:31Look, Rav's trying not to laugh
14:34We have the local VIP
14:35We have the golden VIP
14:37The golden VIP cost $2,000
14:40You understand me?
14:41You aren't top of the range, don't you?
14:43We aren't top of the range
14:44Constant access to Rhys
14:47Hello
14:49Is that Rhys' manager?
14:51Oh, Rav's taken over
14:52It's like he's giving his dad the phone
14:54Yeah
14:54Rick, my name's Rav Wilding
14:55I actually work on a programme at the BBC called Scam Interceptors
14:58And I want to know why you're pretending to be Rick Yorn and stealing people's money
15:02Go on, go for it
15:03Oh, here we go
15:04Rav's on it now
15:05Come on
15:05Get him!
15:06Your name's not Rick
15:07You're not a manager
15:08You're nothing to do with an actor
15:09You're stealing people's money
15:11Why?
15:11Oh, Rav
15:12Rav's getting a bit lemon, isn't he?
15:14Because you aren't a manager, you're a mug
15:16That's what you are
15:17He's very forceful, isn't he?
15:19Hmm
15:19But the scammers aren't finished
15:22What?
15:23Oh my god, here's Rhys
15:24I want to tell you that I'm the real Rhys Witherspoon I know
15:28There are a lot of imposters claiming to be
15:31But I want to let you know I'm the real Rhys Witherspoon
15:36No
15:37No!
15:37No!
15:39That's the Rhys I know and love
15:41The eyes, mate
15:42Yeah
15:42Hello, hi, I'm Rhys Witherspoon and I know that people impersonate me, but...
15:49Look at the eyes, they're everywhere, aren't they? It's like art
15:52Wow, what about that?
15:53And they'll be doing that with not just Rhys, you know, every celebrity you can think of
15:57Do you think they're doing about me?
15:59No, but you know, A-lister ones
16:01Okay
16:02Well, there wouldn't be any takers for you, would there? Let's face it
16:07Maybe the odd one
16:08That'd be very odd
16:12Enough London
16:13The other day, I've been trying to, like, count calories
16:16Bloody hell, you'll be there for ages counting yours
16:20Rude
16:20Good friends Max and George
16:23Because I love, like, sauces
16:24Mmm
16:25So I weighed out my tomato ketchup
16:28And in one, just like, how much I was going to use
16:31And it was, like, 300 calories of tomato ketchup
16:34How much tomato ketchup are you? 300?
16:36300 calories
16:37How much tomato ketchup are you putting in?
16:38A lot, I love tomato ketchup
16:40I have tomato ketchup on anything
16:42So feasibly, if you just knocked tomato ketchup off of your diet
16:47I'd be two-dimensional
16:50Skinniest man that ever lived
16:53This week, one of the Queer Eye fellas was on his travels
16:56Looking for hotspots on Disney Plus
16:59The best of the world as a travel show
17:01That's, like...
17:02Is a good idea
17:03I could do the worst of the world
17:05I go to all of the worst places in the world
17:07Yeah
17:08Where's the best place you've ever rid?
17:09Blackpool
17:10Right
17:11I love it
17:11Been on the big one, have you?
17:12Yeah, loads
17:14Loads?
17:14Yeah, I once sat next to the bloke who set the world record for how many times he's ridden the
17:19big one
17:20Richard Rodriguez
17:22Every year
17:23Every year
17:25National Geographic names its best of the world
17:28Oh, I was going to ask who's decided what's the best but it's National Geographic
17:32National Geographic
17:32They know what's up, to be fair
17:34Now, they've given me the best job in the world
17:38I just saw my reflection, I'm crushing it
17:40Why does Billy Anthony get to go and do this?
17:42I know, I'd love to do this
17:43Not only does he look like that, but he got a phone call from his agent where they said
17:47National Geographic want to know if you want to go round and see the best things in the world
17:52You wouldn't say no, would you?
17:53Nice work if you can get it, right?
17:55I'm Anthony Porofsky and this is best of the world
18:01What is so special about him? Why didn't I get that?
18:04Yes, of course
18:04Hi, hello
18:05I'm Anthony, what's your name?
18:07There's probably stairs involved, Nigel
18:09Oh, that would be why
18:13Where is it?
18:14Hang on, I recognise that place
18:16Hang on a sec
18:17Follow the Thames East and London gets a makeover in Canary Wharf
18:22Jesus Christ, honestly, of all the places in the world we could be watching him
18:27Canary Wharf
18:28Canary Wharf
18:29It's sleek money-making district
18:30Think Wall Street, but on water
18:33What's there?
18:35Officism, Pratt
18:36But hidden amongst the skyscrapers is something that'll boost your body
18:40Has he gone swimming in the Thames?
18:43No
18:43Is that in Canary Wharf?
18:44Yeah, you can go swimming in Canary Wharf
18:46There's so many places in London you can go swimming
18:48This one-of-a-kind urban oasis
18:51Urban oasis
18:52Have a day off, Anthony
18:54One-of-a-kind urban oasis
18:56Are you joking?
18:58It's an absolute cesspool
18:59This is the perfect place for Londoners to escape the daily grind
19:03In some of the purest water you'll find in the city
19:07What?
19:08OK, because it's pure for London doesn't mean it's pure
19:11Do you know what I mean?
19:12So you're like a swim club?
19:13In the financial district?
19:15What is happening?
19:16He talks like that, like, God, what is happening?
19:19Oh, my God
19:19His mind has been blown, apparently, by seeing a bit of water
19:25Francesca and her friends
19:26All right, mate
19:27Someone's been down to the gym
19:28Yeah
19:28This is what I wanted to go swim in
19:32At a frosty 60 degrees Fahrenheit
19:34Mate, look at the chairs
19:36If you, he's pretty jacked to be fair
19:37Go on, mate, you can join us
19:39He's not hanging around us
19:40A little bit of that
19:40So we have the Dockman's light railway above us
19:43There's a railway right above this
19:45They're selling the DLR as if it's a cool thing to look at
19:48Oh, look, we could make, if you do some backstroke
19:51You can see a train go past at one point
19:54Oh, my God
19:54You've got people walking on foot
19:56Shut the front door, people walking on foot
19:59Cut off from the river and fed by a natural spring
20:03Thankfully, these crystal clear waters don't come from the Thames
20:07Oh, there we go, there we go
20:08So it's not the Thames
20:09What?
20:10I mean, it's just stunning
20:11I can't get over it
20:13I can't get over it
20:14Try a bit harder
20:17Londoners love their open water swimming
20:19Do they?
20:20Do they?
20:21We don't
20:23Why does he say that?
20:24I don't know
20:24He'd never ask that
20:26Generalisation
20:29Ah
20:29You did good
20:30I think they're just clapping his body
20:33Yeah, they are, I would
20:34Oh
20:37That was good
20:39That was a really good swim
20:44Which way to the changing room?
20:47If you want to try something that is truly off the beaten path
20:51I think this is one of the best things you can do
20:56I hope
20:59Truly off the beaten path
21:01It's like the last scene in Titanic
21:05I've got my eye on the building
21:07And put them all in the shade
21:09He's dying after this
21:11Oh, bless him
21:20Gogglebox
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21:50This week we were back in the
21:52Cotswolds for more of this
21:54on Disney+.
21:55Oh, more rivals.
21:57No, loosen your clothing, Nigel.
22:00Just to make sure everything's
22:02up, tickety-boo there.
22:03The mid-season finale.
22:05We've got to watch it.
22:06Mid-season finale means...
22:09It doesn't make sense, does it?
22:10Mid-season. It means in the middle
22:12of the season finale.
22:14So it's middle, yeah.
22:16We'll just have to watch it to know what mid-season
22:18finale means.
22:24Rival? What's that?
22:25I can't remember what rivals is.
22:27But everybody says it's really saucy.
22:30Saucy? Yeah, like really
22:32raunchy. What, like...
22:33Loads of sex. At home with the Braithwaite?
22:36I don't know what that is.
22:37Oh, that used to be really raunchy.
22:39Okay. You sure you're a millennium?
22:44Hi.
22:46Bit blurry.
22:46So this is the big bad house
22:48owned by the big bad man
22:50Tony Baddingham and that's his son.
22:52Okay.
22:53His dad, her mum, are having an affair.
22:56Her dad?
22:56No.
22:57His dad and her mum
22:58are having an affair.
23:03Do you know what this is?
23:04This is photography.
23:06The old days.
23:07Film photography.
23:08Yeah, I know.
23:10They used to do that at school
23:12when it was at school.
23:14What? Photography?
23:15Yeah, because when you was naughty
23:17you got to do photography.
23:19Archie, why do you have a naked photo
23:21of my mother?
23:24That is not a line.
23:26That is not a line anyone ever
23:27wants to hear, is it?
23:32Oh, my God.
23:32How are you taking it?
23:33I didn't know that was on my camera.
23:35I did not take those, I swear.
23:37Are you going to call me this one, Archie?
23:38His dad did.
23:39I borrowed my dad's new camera.
23:41Maybe they were at the start of the film.
23:44So his dad's been snapping her mum.
23:48Look, there's Tony!
23:50Caught in the mirror!
23:52Oh, dear.
23:53Proof positive.
23:54Oh, no.
23:56This is a shit show.
23:57I'll go home and show this
23:59to my mum.
24:00Caitlin, don't do anything stupid.
24:01Oh.
24:03Hello, Caitlin.
24:04What are you doing here?
24:05Oh, what are those photos, Caitlin?
24:06Can I see those?
24:07She's helping me.
24:08Interesting.
24:09With a photography project.
24:11Oh.
24:12What are you taking photos of?
24:14You do not want to know.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Don't ask.
24:19What's that a picture of?
24:20Oh, no.
24:21It's not a picture.
24:22No.
24:23I'm running out of patience, Archie.
24:25Give it to me, Caitlin, please.
24:27Before I telephone your mother.
24:29Don't want to do that.
24:30Oh.
24:31This gets worse.
24:33No.
24:34Don't show the picture of your mum's tits.
24:39Caitlin!
24:40Oh.
24:43Oh, no.
24:45Oh, it's just so humiliating.
24:47Oh, no, Monica.
24:48And she's so nice.
24:51So, is she just going to turn a blind eye?
24:53She always knows that Tony is cheating on her.
24:57Mm-hmm.
24:57But she doesn't know the specifics.
24:59Daddy will be home soon, I should think.
25:03Are you staying to supper, Caitlin?
25:04Wow.
25:05Oh, really?
25:06Just to let glaze over?
25:07No.
25:08Please don't stay for supper, Caitlin.
25:09How was your day?
25:11Marvellous.
25:11Tremendous to visit.
25:12I'm sure your father is too, Caitlin.
25:14She did?
25:15She stayed for supper.
25:17We have a terrific actress for the new series of Four Men Went to Moe.
25:21Oh, no, no.
25:22He's talking a bit hard.
25:23I can't take it.
25:24It's so much.
25:26Why is he such a dick?
25:27Mordo Hara.
25:29Real star in the making of that one.
25:31Look.
25:31Oh.
25:32He's going to blow in here, Archie.
25:34Camera adores her.
25:35Tony.
25:35I mean it.
25:36She's a corker.
25:37Wah!
25:38No!
25:39Wow.
25:41Dig.
25:41Tony, mate, what are you doing?
25:43This is very uncomfortable.
25:45It's really good, isn't it?
25:46Far more out.
25:47Christ's sake, Mum.
25:49Here we go.
25:51Don't you care?
25:52Don't get annoyed with your mum.
25:54Don't you care?
25:55Of course she cares.
25:56It was your mother's idea to cast her in the first place.
26:00Oh, my God.
26:00Oh, gosh.
26:01Oh, no.
26:02This is so awkward.
26:03I don't think she meant for you to fuck her.
26:06Are you not going to say anything?
26:07Are you really just going to sit here and pretend that nothing's happened?
26:11Yeah.
26:12Yes, that's what I was going to do, actually.
26:14It was going quite well for me.
26:15Oh, don't take it out on your mum.
26:17Oh, no.
26:17What's wrong with you?
26:19I don't know why you're taking this out on me.
26:21Yeah, me neither.
26:22Now, Archie, there are things you don't understand.
26:25Your mother and I have a...
26:27...an understanding.
26:28I get to whore with other women.
26:30She just takes it.
26:31Going.
26:34Where's she going?
26:35She's not jumping out the window, is she?
26:38Oh, she went through a door.
26:39What is she up in there, a vortex to another world?
26:41No, that...
26:42No, it looked like she'd been on a log flume.
26:44It did.
26:45And then she'd paid a couple of quid to dry off in one of those things.
26:49Caitlin!
26:50I'm coming with you!
26:52No!
26:53Go inside!
26:54With it blowing a gale outside, Monica set off to drive Caitlin home.
27:00A very emotional drive in a storm is not what I'm advocating for.
27:04And a bit later, we saw a worried search party on the hunt for Caitlin, who'd never made it home.
27:12Something bad's going to happen.
27:13I can feel it.
27:14I can feel it in my bones.
27:18Who's that?
27:18Who's that?
27:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:28That's Caitlin.
27:29Oh, no.
27:30They've been in an accident over there.
27:31Yeah, you can tell.
27:36Where's the Y?
27:37Oh, my God!
27:43Oh, my God!
27:46Don't upset yourself now.
27:47It's not beginning.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:51What happened?
27:52How's it gone to that to the next morning?
27:54Come in.
27:55What do you want?
27:56Oh, no.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:58What?
27:58What?
28:00Monica, you're not here.
28:02No.
28:03Um, what?
28:05What?
28:07Totally sorry, Tony.
28:10We found her.
28:11She's alive.
28:15Monica's dead.
28:16Wow.
28:16I don't want Monica to be dead.
28:19Monica, my wife, Monica.
28:21Yeah.
28:21Oh, no, that makes me really sad.
28:23Oh, God!
28:23Did you just say she's dead?
28:25God, he really likes her.
28:28I'm totally sorry.
28:36You see, he loves his wife.
28:39I think he's just an idiot.
28:40Well, it's a weird program, that one.
28:42You know, I thought it was a comedy.
28:44And, uh, it's one minute's top comedy,
28:47and next, you know, Danny Dyer's ass.
28:48Danny Dyer's ass.
28:49And next minute, it's like...
28:51It's all falling trees and death.
28:54Yeah, I prefer Danny Dyer's ass than that.
28:56Mm.
28:57Do you?
28:58Eh...
28:59Well, I'm not sure, though.
29:01No, I think I'd go with death before Danny dies out.
29:05Yeah, death by tree.
29:08In Kent...
29:09Where do I start?
29:11Protein on protein.
29:12If you just got all the chicken out, put on a fork,
29:14gave it to me, I'd be in.
29:16Harry and Matt.
29:17Yeah, but look, there's a technique...
29:18I'm not willing to do the work.
29:19Look, just so you know, there's a technique to eating wings, yeah?
29:21I've got a flat wing here.
29:23Quick break.
29:24Yeah?
29:25Yeah.
29:25Slide in.
29:28Slide in.
29:28Yeah.
29:30Done.
29:30That actually was quite impressive.
29:34On Thursday night, we tuned in to a documentary about dodgy donors on BBC Two.
29:40Swipe right for sperm.
29:43Yeah, I'm not sure about this, Joe.
29:45What is it?
29:46I don't know.
29:47Oh.
29:48Yeah, right.
29:50I've actually thought about donating sperm, but then I think,
29:54do my genetics need to be passed on?
29:57No.
29:57With fertility costs soaring, people are turning to social media to make a baby.
30:02What?
30:03What?
30:03That's mad.
30:04I've been offered 20,000 US dollars for a donation before.
30:08How much?
30:09I don't know.
30:10Get you.
30:11I didn't know there were that kind of money in it.
30:12What am I doing?
30:13I'm sitting on a gold mine here.
30:15I wouldn't sit on them.
30:17But with money to be made, are desperate families being put in harm's way?
30:22He's the donor.
30:23And I'm helping women achieve their dream.
30:30I don't know if my dream is to have a baby with that man.
30:36This might sound quite silly, but sometimes, because I'm a gay man,
30:39I forget that sperm makes children.
30:42Yeah.
30:43It's just not something that I think about a lot.
30:45He calls himself Joe Donor.
30:48Joe Donor?
30:50That's the name he's given himself?
30:51A self-styled international sperm donor.
30:55To be fair, he looks like a prolific sperm donor, doesn't he?
30:59What are his credentials for sperm donating?
31:03He's got to look like a big toe.
31:05I've had about 180 live births.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:09That man's got 180 children.
31:11He's like Genghis Khan.
31:13Why are people queuing up for his sperm in particular?
31:16He's been involved in a number of family court cases where judges have warned against his actions, saying he's a
31:22danger to women.
31:23Oh, no.
31:25He wants the parental rights.
31:27You know, people want to get pregnant.
31:28And the people who want to get pregnant get pregnant.
31:31And the people who want to be safe can be safe.
31:33Oh, he's creepy as hell.
31:36Imagine finding out that's your dad.
31:39Joe Donor meets recipients in person, but he also offers a sperm delivery service.
31:45How does he now?
31:47Sorry, wait.
31:48Hang on a second.
31:49How is the sperm being delivered?
31:51If you've never heard about next day sperm delivery before.
31:55Next day delivery.
31:56That is good.
31:57The way it works is I create the sample.
32:00Oh.
32:01Create the sample.
32:03Oh, we don't need...
32:04Oh, dry my...
32:05And I mix it with an extender to preserve it using a blunt filler needle.
32:10Oh.
32:11In the mug?
32:12Hopefully he puts that in the dishwasher.
32:14The UK's fertility regulator says anyone who stores, processes or distributes sperm without a license is breaking the law.
32:22Oh, I'll be in trouble then.
32:25So I sent Joe an email.
32:27He didn't know it was from me though.
32:28And we had a conversation.
32:30He didn't really ask any questions about me or who I was.
32:33He just said if I sent £100 in cash to him, he would pop a sample in the post.
32:39What, £100?
32:41£100?
32:42Ah, I don't want sperm if it's costing £100.
32:45Jesus.
32:45He sent this yesterday and it arrived this morning.
32:48But I'm no expert, so I'm going to take it to a fertility clinic in Bridgend to find out exactly
32:53what we have here.
32:54A bit of natural yoghurt, I wouldn't wonder.
32:57You've been ripped off, madam, in your Alice band.
33:00So here's our package.
33:03Oh, it's well packaged, isn't it?
33:05Yeah, it is.
33:06It's packed it very, very well in there.
33:08So we do have what appears to be...
33:12What's that?
33:13What is that?
33:14What is it?
33:15It's very cold.
33:16Tomato.
33:17Passata?
33:18OK.
33:18OK?
33:20Passata?
33:20No.
33:22He's using that as the ice pack.
33:24No, he's not.
33:25Yeah.
33:25He should put that on his website.
33:27Get sperm and some of your weekly shop.
33:29And we'll do a count on this sample.
33:32Million dollar question now.
33:34Here we go.
33:38Nothing swimming around, is there?
33:40I cannot see anything moving.
33:44Oh, have they passed away?
33:46I'm not surprised.
33:47It's been in a box of tomato passata for two days.
33:50What are you expecting from it?
33:51When we told Joe Donor that the sperm cells in his sample had not survived,
33:55he questioned how we'd stored and transported it.
33:59Oh, he's fuming.
34:00He's like, no, no, no.
34:00Did you make sure it was on the passata?
34:02Was it next to the passata?
34:04I'd be useless for this show.
34:05I've had a prosectomy, haven't I, so...
34:07You have?
34:08Look at that.
34:09Ballless.
34:10Like a neutered...
34:10No, I'm not actually ball...
34:12I've explained this to you about four times.
34:14They don't actually chop you...
34:16Like, they don't take anything off.
34:17I still have my testicles.
34:18Sorry.
34:18Well, I've not seen proof, so how would I know?
34:28I love you, Joe.
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34:59Massage as well?
35:01Yes.
35:01Isn't that divine?
35:02And oils, and trimmed all round, and got all the dead skin off with a kind of thing.
35:09An electric stander.
35:11Mm, it's amazing.
35:12Yeah.
35:13I might have to look at them later.
35:15My feet?
35:17Bit intimate.
35:19On Thursday, it was a new drama that had us gripped on Netflix.
35:24I like a little thriller.
35:25I hate it.
35:26I literally hate it.
35:27He's only had you a seat.
35:28I want to be firmly in my seat.
35:30He's such an amazing author, Harlan Corbin.
35:32Have you read his books?
35:33Never read his books, but I've seen the TV adaptations, so I'm assuming the books are just as good.
35:44Oh, always when it starts with a happy family and kids playing.
35:48Yeah.
35:49Something's gonna go wrong.
35:50Right.
35:56Oh, that's the dad in prison?
35:58He's in prison.
35:59Unless that's the way they've decorated their house.
36:02My name is David Burrows.
36:05I'm currently serving the fifth year of a life sentence for killing my little boy.
36:09No.
36:10He killed his own son?
36:11The thing is...
36:13I didn't do it.
36:14I didn't do it.
36:16Then who did it?
36:17But, I mean, why do people think he did?
36:20Well, this will all become clear now, actually.
36:22Okay.
36:22Patience is a virtue.
36:24Yeah, he is.
36:24Of course.
36:25I know you haven't got long to live.
36:31Skull Burrows.
36:33What's going on?
36:34You have a visitor.
36:35Oh.
36:36Who's visiting him, do you think?
36:37I don't know.
36:38Your sister-in-law, Rachel Mills.
36:40She's gonna have some groundbreaking...
36:43She's gonna have some...
36:43Yeah, she's got some goss.
36:44Noose to deliver.
36:45Noose, yeah, yeah.
36:45After five years.
36:51Oh, I love this.
36:52I know.
36:53I'd love to talk on the phone like that.
36:55Hopefully you don't have to visit somebody, though, under these conditions.
36:59You know, it looks so cool, doesn't it?
37:01Why are you here?
37:02I need to show you something.
37:04What's she gonna show him?
37:05I have this friend from college, Irene.
37:06She's married, two kids, the whole thing.
37:08Right.
37:09A couple weeks ago, she posted some photos online of a trip they took to Six Flags in Springfield.
37:13Including this one.
37:15What's that?
37:15Who's on that picture?
37:17It's crazy.
37:17You come all the way down here to show me a picture of your friend Irene and her kids.
37:20How close are, David?
37:21Look in the background.
37:22Who's in the background?
37:23Don't tell me his kids are in the background.
37:25Don't.
37:26Don't.
37:27Tell me what you see.
37:30Oh!
37:31That's his son!
37:32Oh, look.
37:32There's his kids.
37:33In the background.
37:34Not dead.
37:35Oh, my God.
37:35I've got cute ones.
37:37He...
37:38He...
37:38He looks like Matthew.
37:40I know.
37:40His son's not dead.
37:42He's been framed.
37:43Wow.
37:44So that's your whole set-up.
37:46I like it.
37:47We're hooked, aren't we?
37:48We are.
37:52Oh, that's just the beginning.
37:54And this is going to have more twists and turns than a pretzel.
37:57Wow.
37:57Well, I want to know what's going on, wouldn't you?
38:00You want to know what?
38:02Yeah?
38:03What's going on?
38:04Yeah, what's going on?
38:06Well, it's obviously a mystery.
38:18No, he's in on it.
38:20No, look.
38:21There's a conspiracy against him.
38:23Also, there should be an apostrophe before the S, because it's David Barrow has had a visitor.
38:27You are correct.
38:28It's bad grammar.
38:30I need to take you to the infirmary.
38:33The time is...
38:34It's time for you to do what I'm telling you to do.
38:36Mm-mm.
38:36This smells off.
38:39I wouldn't trust him.
38:40No.
38:47He's got a knife.
38:48Oh, he's going to kill him.
38:50I'm sorry, Barrowse.
38:53No!
38:54Ah!
38:57Jesus Christ!
38:59Brilliant!
39:00Brilliant!
39:01Fight!
39:02Fight!
39:02Help!
39:04Go, go, go, go, go!
39:05Run, Davy Burrows!
39:07Run!
39:08Run!
39:09Help!
39:10Oh, no!
39:10Shit, shit, shit.
39:12Oh!
39:12No way out now, mate.
39:13Prisoner salute!
39:15Oh!
39:15Oh, fuck!
39:16Oh, my God!
39:20What?
39:21Oh.
39:22Well, if it's not one, it's the other.
39:25What the hell?
39:26Can this man's life get any worse?
39:27A bit later, we saw the warden giving Burrows a helping hand.
39:37Oh, who's that?
39:38Oh, I see.
39:39That's a friendly face, innit?
39:43Okay, so they're best friends.
39:45That's good.
39:46Hugging is good.
39:47Mm.
39:47Give him more hugs.
39:53That's how you know people are heterosexual.
39:55They cut big men.
39:57Yeah.
39:58We don't do that in the gay world.
40:00What do you do in the gay world?
40:03What are you doing here?
40:04It's not obvious.
40:06We're here to break you out.
40:07Woo!
40:08There's hope!
40:09Break him out!
40:10Is that a prison?
40:11Naughty.
40:11Naughty.
40:12There's going to be a prison break?
40:15You okay?
40:16Yeah.
40:17You feel that excited?
40:23Oh, they've soft costumes.
40:25Ah.
40:26That old trick.
40:30Excuse me, water.
40:33Oh, no.
40:34Oh, shit.
40:40He knows something fishy's going on here.
40:42Oh.
40:42Oh, my fucking God.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:44Would Ned Flanders fuck off already?
40:46Isn't it?
40:47Burroughs?
40:48I hate watching stuff like this.
40:50It's too much for me.
40:50This is...
40:51It's too much.
40:53Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
40:54Oh, no!
40:55Uh-oh!
40:57God damn it.
40:58Burroughs has taken the warden hostage.
40:59Lock the prison down right now.
41:00How dramatic.
41:01Yeah.
41:02Why didn't he just shoot that guy then?
41:04Well, because then he has committed a crime.
41:06Yeah.
41:07He has killed a man.
41:11But what's the bait?
41:12He smashes through a barrier.
41:14Oh, yes.
41:15Yes.
41:15I'm moving.
41:17Get out of the way!
41:18Get out of the way!
41:19Oh, here we go.
41:19He's got to paddle straight into the...
41:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:21Oh!
41:24Boom!
41:25Easy as that.
41:26Yeah.
41:27There we go.
41:30Do you know what?
41:30You do look at that and think,
41:32if they're that easy to drive through,
41:33what's the point of them?
41:35The warden's just escaped
41:36and the warden's become.
41:37Alerts the state police.
41:38God, that's good.
41:39It's really good.
41:41You're heart pumping.
41:41I'm so sucked in.
41:43I do want to break out of jail
41:44one day in my life, though.
41:45Do you?
41:46Yeah.
41:46What are you going to go down for?
41:48Go down for overacting.
41:51I'm going to be hard.
41:52I'll come quietly.
41:55In South London...
41:57You know that I have terrible luck with posts getting robbed?
42:00Yeah.
42:01So, I'm after buying a big box to put my post in, like, packages and stuff.
42:06Good friends Vogue and Joanne.
42:09That's clever.
42:09And I ordered it.
42:10Huge big thing.
42:11It's the size of, like, a small man.
42:13Yeah.
42:13It's the size of a 12-year-old child, I would say.
42:16And guess what happened to it?
42:16No.
42:18No.
42:19It got robbed.
42:22So, it was delivered.
42:23I hadn't nailed it down yet.
42:25And they left it.
42:25They just robbed a box.
42:27They just left it on the top and outside the door.
42:29It's crazy.
42:30How did they rob such a big box?
42:32They just lifted it and took it.
42:33Oh, my God.
42:35So, the thing that was supposed to protect me from getting robbed got robbed.
42:39On Friday, BBC News blew the whistle as things kicked off stateside.
42:45I'll treat you to some water.
42:46Oh, lovely.
42:48With ice as well.
42:50That's like fine dining.
42:51Don't say I don't look after you.
42:54Get a bit of news in the world, as the dad used to say.
42:57See what's going on in the world.
42:58See what's going on in the world.
43:00Hello and welcome to the news at one.
43:02Oh, a flare.
43:04Haven't seen a flare for a while.
43:06No.
43:06And it's a white flare.
43:08Now, after months of build-up, the 2026 World Cup is finally underway.
43:13It's coming home, mate.
43:14It's coming home.
43:15Finally!
43:17Hey?
43:18You can stop asking me when it's going to start now.
43:20Where is it even on?
43:21I think Canada.
43:22I feel like...
43:23Canada?
43:24The only good thing about the World Cup is if England are doing well, everyone goes out drinking.
43:30Yeah.
43:30That's it.
43:31Sometimes they release, you know, Shakira might release a banger.
43:35That always gets me going.
43:36Shakira's song this year.
43:37Shut up.
43:37Is it really?
43:38Yeah.
43:38I was joking.
43:39Is it for real?
43:40It's a Shakira song this year, yeah.
43:42Oh.
43:42My.
43:43God.
43:43Meanwhile, Scotland fans have descended in Boston in force ahead of their match against
43:48Haiti.
43:49Here you go.
43:50Yay!
43:50Here you go.
43:51Tata na me.
43:53Scotland's in it.
43:54Is it?
43:55Yeah.
43:55Scotland's in the World Cup.
43:56I'm in.
43:56A musical twist on the American national anthem, the Piper flown in from Tain to marshal the
44:02World Cup build-up at Boston's only Scottish pub.
44:05Woo!
44:07Look at that.
44:08I did love Braveheart though.
44:09I just can't imagine being that proud of where you're from.
44:14As the hours tick down towards Scotland kicking off against Haiti, Boston is feeling increasingly
44:21tartan.
44:21Or as they now call it, West Scotland.
44:24They're living the dream.
44:26Look at them.
44:27I love it.
44:27I love everyone in the streets doing it.
44:29Everyone like forgets about their responsibilities.
44:31I love the community of it, of singing a song like that in the street for no reason.
44:36I love it.
44:37Look how happy everyone is.
44:39Yay!
44:40The working estimate for the number of travelling Scotland fans is 20,000 to 30,000.
44:45Oh, that's a lot, isn't it?
44:47It's the bleeding country.
44:49Oh my God, that plane must have been so fun on the way there.
44:53Can you imagine?
44:54Can you imagine if you weren't travelling?
44:55If you weren't travelling for the World Cup.
44:58Yeah.
44:59Going for a job interview.
45:00Oh God.
45:00You're still like a wien at Christmas.
45:03Honestly, it's just the buzz you get and it all just floods back.
45:07I love the idea of being that into something though and kind of having a passion for it,
45:10you know?
45:11Yeah.
45:11That's where I feel about like brunch.
45:12Aww.
45:14Bless them.
45:15That's so lovely.
45:16I can't, I can't think of anything that I would give that much of a shit about.
45:20Maybe if like the Spice Hills.
45:21I'd have a voyage if I did a sequel.
45:22Oh my God, 100%.
45:24I'd have a voyage too.
45:25100% George, you've hit the nail on the head there.
45:27What won't change is that when the time comes to go home, whenever that is, the football
45:31will have put them through the emotional wringer.
45:34Is that the real World Cup?
45:35No, it's a replica.
45:36Imagine.
45:37They would have given it to a bunch of pissed up Scottish fans in a pub.
45:40Don't break it guys.
45:41Did you get on with the Scottish when you played?
45:44No.
45:44Hated every bit of me.
45:46Yeah.
45:47Which is understandable.
45:48Yeah.
45:49As was the case with most nations.
45:51Yes, I think so.
45:52And people.
45:53Good luck to them though.
45:54All the best.
45:58Channel 4 is here for the drama.
46:01A town built on lies.
46:03Will it all come out in the wash?
46:05The light in the hall.
46:06Still waters.
46:07Stream now.
46:08And this Sunday, happiness is an otter and a freezer full of fish.
46:12Meet the completely gorgeous Billy and Molly at 4.25.
46:16Up next, take two for Sarah.
46:18It's First Dates.
46:26In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
46:33Gogglebox.
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46:37Now listen.
46:38You are all in the danger zone.
46:40Danger zone.
46:42You made a promise to me.
46:44I love you forever Sid.
46:46That's the problem.
46:49They told me you were dead.
46:50Could a dead man do this?
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